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2x19 - The Secret Museum of Kung Fu
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[music]
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[whimpers]
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- H-help!
- You can't stay under there forever.
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Go away!
Why am I always getting robbed?
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[growls]
Howdy, fellas.
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Bring on the "Panda-monium"!
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- Po!
- Ow!
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I wanted to talk first this time.
I had a line all worked out.
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Prepare to be Fived!
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"Prepare to be fived"? Really?
What does that even mean?
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Get them!
[both growling]
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Way to go, Po. Now
Monkey's gonna be all sulky.
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It's so annoying.
[grunts]
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- You're one to talk.
- Eeh!
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Will you clucking hens give it a rest?
I'm trying to focus on my work!
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Maybe you should focus on not
shouting every time you talk.
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Ooh!
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Maybe if we all just
take a deep breath and...
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Both: Stay out of it!
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Um, can we get back
to the issue here,
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the excellence of
"bring on the 'Panda-monium'"?
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It narrowly beat out,
"welcome to the Po-house."
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Maybe if you spent less
time working on catchphrases...
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Ow! Ugh!
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you could spend more
time doing your own dishes.
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Uh, I do like 80% of
the cooking at the...
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Yeah, and 90% of the eating.
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[all arguing, shouting]
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Stop!
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Who let those bandits get away?
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[sputters]
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[all shouting]
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How could you let
your petty squabbles
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get in the way of protecting
the Valley of Peace?
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[grunting]
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[punching, slapping]
Ooh, ow!
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Ooh, ooh, ow.
[clears throat]
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[sighs]
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We've been under a lot of stress lately.
Perhaps we all need a break.
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So we're all going to take a vacation.
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All: Huh?
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Together.
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- What?
- Together?
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You want us to spend
more time with each other?
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We're already at each other's throats.
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Who can even find your throat
beneath all that cheek fat?
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This is not open to discussion.
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[all grumbling]
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We are all going to...
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the Secret Museum of Kung Fu.
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[squeals]
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I don't know what it is, but I love it!
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Centuries ago, our
country was in grave danger.
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Great Kung Fu masters were on the run,
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the forces of evil following
closely on their heels.
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[growling]
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Desperate to keep China's
most powerful weapons...
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[shimmering]
and Kung Fu artifacts safe,
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the masters built a secret
structure to hide them.
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[shimmering]
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Their work barely complete,
the forces of evil closed in on them.
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The artifacts were saved.
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But sadly...
the great masters perished.
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Lost for centuries,
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there was only one key
to the Secret Museum,
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and one map to reveal
its hidden location.
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And I bought both last week
from Chow the root farmer.
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I've always wanted to
see the Secret Museum.
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- Now we can!
- Oh-ho-oh-ho-oh!
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I've always wanted to see it too!
I just didn't know about it till now.
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It's like I've spent my whole
life waiting for you to tell me
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about the Secret Museum of
Kung Fu, so I could start
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having wanted to see it forever!
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- Aren't you excited?
- All: No.
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- Me too!
- Hmm. It's important no one see
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a group of Kung Fu masters
traveling to the museum.
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That might give away its location.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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We can take my dad's
noodle-mobile and go in disguise!
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- A noodle-mobile?
- That is the dumbest idea you've...
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Excellent!
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It'll give me an excuse
to wear the false beard
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I won in that mahjong tournament.
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Perhaps it seems incongruous
with my usual temperament,
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but I'm excited!
Road trip! Start packing!
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Woo-hoo!
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[growls]
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Be careful with my noodle-mobile.
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Yeah!
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[all grumbling]
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[squeaking]
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It's so... solid.
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You bet your unflattering
moustache it is.
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Be careful with it.
It's one-of-a-kind.
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Master Shifu, we're
all packed and loaded.
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Excellent! I've got my disguise,
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- and we're ready to go.
- Dibs on the backseat!
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- I'm already in the backseat.
- But you didn't call dibs.
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I'm sitting here.
That's automatic dibs.
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There's no automatic dibs!
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- Are too!
- Are not!
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- Are too!
- Are noooot!
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Don't make me come back there!
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Both: Okay.
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[squeaking]
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Wait, how are we
gonna get down the...
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[all screaming]
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All: Ow! Oh! Ow!
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[all shouting]
Look out, Dad!
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Oh!
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A-a-are you crazy?
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You can't drive this
thing down the stairs!
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Nothing to worry about, Mr. Ping.
Everything's under control.
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Ooh!
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[all shouting]
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[shouting stops]
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[shouting resumes]
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I'm a good driver.
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I spy with my little
eye something... green!
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We're in the forest.
Everything is green!
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Give up? It was a leaf.
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Okay, I spy with my
little eye something...
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- Oh, boy.
- Green!
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- Okay, pick a tile. Any tile.
- Not again, Po.
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Come on, come on!
I just got a new
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"how to do magic tricks"
mail-order scroll.
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I said no!
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Okay, the handcuffs escape, then.
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One, two, three.
Behold!
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Uh, hang on a second.
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Behold! Uh, behold.
Behold...
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- Great trick, Po.
- Behold, behold, behold, behold, aah!
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Okay, can someone dig the
key out of my back pocket?
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All: No!
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There.
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The map to the Secret Museum of Kung Fu.
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Gather the others.
Once we have the map,
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the Phantom crystal will be ours.
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No one will be safe from us.
No one!
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- Magic tricks are an ancient...
- Enough with the tricks, Po.
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[all talking at once]
I spy with my little eye...
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So help me with...
[all talking at once]
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- Ancient tricks are...
- Or is it "nauseated"?
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Who thought this
trip was a good idea?
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I'm done! Slow death.
[overlapping arguing]
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Hwah!
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Lin Quay!
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All: Ha!
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Hyah!
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Hyah!
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Yow!
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Aah! Ooh!
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Ooh... unh!
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Could you just reach
around and dig the key
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out of my back pocket,
by any chance? I...
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You could've just said "no".
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[grunting]
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- Ah!
- Ooh! Hey!
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Would you... ooh!
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Ha! Wha!
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Huh? Whoa!
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- Ooh! Look out.
- You look out.
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Hwah!
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Are you all fighting the
Lin Quay or each other?
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Huh... whoa... huh...
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[speaking gibberish]
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Ooh.
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[chuckles]
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- What was that about?
- I don't know.
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Why did they leave?
We weren't exactly kicking their butts.
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- Clearly, I intimidated them.
- Yeah, the handcuffed chunky guy.
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With all of your childish bickering,
we were an easy target.
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- Let's get moving.
- Great, I can't wait to get home.
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We're not going home.
We are continuing to the Secret Museum.
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Maybe it will remind you of how
real Kung Fu masters should behave.
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What? But with
the Lin Quay around...
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We'll take 'em out again.
Or maybe they'll run away again.
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We can't turn back when
we're this close... again!
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It was... Shifu wants to...
come on!
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[all groan]
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Do you think my Dad will
notice this damage to his cart?
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There is that possibility.
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- So did the Lin Quay steal anything?
- Nothing of consequence.
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At last, we have the
location of the Secret Museum.
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It is... blank.
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It's blank! Ugh!
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We have to pick up their trail again.
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- And destroy them?
- No. We'll follow them.
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I may not have gotten the museum map,
but I did get the museum key.
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[all snicker]
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Stealth, everyone.
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They must not see or hear us
until they arrive at the museum.
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Then we will destroy them!
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Nope, no sign of the Lin Quay.
Hey, great trip, huh?
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I'm not saying top ten
of all time, but... right.
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How 'bout you guys?
Road triptastic or what?
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Oh, Tigress.
You've got something in your ear.
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Ha ha!
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Oh, look, wait.
There's more!
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Huh? Huh?
And...
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You pull one more
thing out of my ear,
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- and I will shove it into your...
- Ugh! Ugh... I'm cart sick.
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Is this a trick to get
me to give up my seat?
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Uh...
[vomits]
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- Eww, not a trick.
- Did you say "trick"?
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How did... that
was in my pocket.
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It's magic! And now...
[Crane vomits]
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- The handcuffs escape!
- Po, we just got those off you.
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It's cool.
This time I got it. Behold!
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Uh... behold, behold, behold,
behold, behold, behold!
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- I spy with my little eye...
- Okay, I have had it!
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I didn't need a vacation
from the Jade Palace.
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I needed a vacation from all of you!
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Oh, really? 'Cause it's
so much fun for us to hang
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out with a tiger with zero
warmth, and even less charm!
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- Preach, brother, preach!
- Don't gang up on Tigress.
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You guys are being so immature.
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I don't need your
help, mary sunshine.
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Yeah, drop the nice
snake routine, it's so fake.
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Stop it! I can't listen to you
squabbling for another minute.
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I tried to bring you all together,
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and you do nothing but
fight like children!
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Well, I'd like to know...
247
00:13:08,022 --> 00:13:10,022
why we're still moving.
248
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,126
Bad.
249
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:17,529
[all shouting]
250
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,868
Hyah!
251
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,673
Aah! [grunts]
252
00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:30,342
[grunting]
253
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:33,212
Yaah!
[all shouting]
254
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,285
[pained grunts]
255
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,832
[crash in distance]
256
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:02,241
Well, that's that.
Now can we go home?
257
00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:05,777
Go home?
We've got a museum to find.
258
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:09,181
He's right, Po. It's over.
259
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,017
You too?
Don't say that.
260
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,020
Just because the cart is a
little obliterated doesn't mean...
261
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:19,558
No one knows where the
museum is, including me.
262
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,794
- But you had a map.
- No, I didn't.
263
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,863
The real map was lost centuries ago.
264
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,900
What? Huh?
Then... then why?
265
00:14:27,902 --> 00:14:29,968
I thought the journey
would help you bond.
266
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:33,939
But since you don't want to be
a team, there's nothing I can do.
267
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,074
You're all on your own.
268
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,976
- Shifu, wait.
- No.
269
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:41,197
I would prefer to be alone.
270
00:14:41,898 --> 00:14:44,416
Guys, we gotta go after him.
271
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,586
Let him go, Po.
I think we'd all prefer to be alone.
272
00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:50,889
Hey, come on, guys!
We're a team.
273
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,025
And teams stick together.
274
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,028
[sighs]
275
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,930
Some vacation.
276
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,650
Huh?
277
00:15:15,652 --> 00:15:17,585
[gasps]
278
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:20,054
It... it can't be.
279
00:15:24,059 --> 00:15:27,361
It can't be.
280
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:33,467
It is!
281
00:15:33,469 --> 00:15:36,704
I found it!
I found the Secret Museum.
282
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:39,442
There should be...
283
00:15:41,444 --> 00:15:47,415
- Yes, the keyhole.
- Looking for this?
284
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:51,686
[growls]
285
00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:55,423
What is "dibs" anyway?
Does anyone know what "dibs" is?
286
00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:56,992
[growling]
287
00:15:57,994 --> 00:16:02,064
What's wrong with "I spy"?
Everybody loves "I spy." [growling]
288
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:06,001
That was incredibly unprofessional.
289
00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:09,838
Did I get a single word
of sympathy when I was sick? No.
290
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,673
Who thought this
trip was a good idea?
291
00:16:12,675 --> 00:16:14,141
[growling]
292
00:16:14,143 --> 00:16:17,611
You came back!
Waa!
293
00:16:17,613 --> 00:16:21,482
Hey!
You're... not... Shifu.
294
00:16:24,252 --> 00:16:27,588
[groans]
What?
295
00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:30,658
I was... I... oh, man!
296
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:33,761
These cuffs must be from
the advanced magic kit.
297
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,529
[grunts]
298
00:16:39,468 --> 00:16:41,502
Hey... hey!
We found the museum!
299
00:16:41,504 --> 00:16:42,603
[groans]
300
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:45,239
[clatter]
301
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:51,345
Or they found the museum.
302
00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:55,216
[growls]
[growls]
303
00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:59,120
There!
The Phantom crystal!
304
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:02,123
Uh, guessing we don't
want them to have that.
305
00:17:07,662 --> 00:17:10,297
[growls]
306
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:17,405
[laughs]
307
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:20,975
[all gasp]
308
00:17:22,644 --> 00:17:26,414
With the Phantom crystal,
no walls can stop me.
309
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,315
No weapon can harm me.
310
00:17:28,317 --> 00:17:31,552
All the riches of the
world will be mine!
311
00:17:31,554 --> 00:17:34,555
And we'll start by looting
the Valley of Peace,
312
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:38,058
after which, we'll
burn it to the ground.
313
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:42,163
And to make sure everyone
knows who's in charge now,
314
00:17:42,165 --> 00:17:44,198
we'll burn Shifu with it.
315
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,634
You can't!
[laughs]
316
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:49,069
Oh, but I can, Dragon Warrior.
317
00:17:49,071 --> 00:17:51,172
But he's the lucky one.
318
00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:54,575
His end will be quick, unlike yours.
319
00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:56,310
[laughs]
320
00:17:58,847 --> 00:17:59,947
Ooh!
321
00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:01,649
I hope you like the museum,
322
00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:04,885
because you're all going
to be permanent exhibits.
323
00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:10,858
[rumbling]
324
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,526
[all straining]
325
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:14,462
Oh!
326
00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:26,574
If you're lucky, maybe in a few
years you'll be mummies. [laughs]
327
00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:31,779
Worst vacation ever.
328
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:34,582
[shackles rattling]
329
00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:35,950
Who wants to see a magic trick?
330
00:18:35,952 --> 00:18:40,221
No one!
No one wants to see a magic trick!
331
00:18:40,223 --> 00:18:44,792
No one wanted to go on this
stupid vacation in the first place!
332
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:46,427
Wow, you know things are bad
333
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,729
when miss
Goody No-shoes loses her cool.
334
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:53,634
[all arguing at once]
335
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:58,539
Guys? Hey!
336
00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:01,408
Behold!
337
00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:07,781
Listen up.
We can split up again, if you want.
338
00:19:07,783 --> 00:19:11,752
But none of us can take on the
Lin Quay and rescue Shifu alone.
339
00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:15,640
So we could work as a team to save
Shifu, who, by the way, wouldn't
340
00:19:15,641 --> 00:19:19,527
be in trouble if we hadn't all
been acting like selfish jerks.
341
00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:30,671
- I'm in.
- Me too.
342
00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:32,439
- Go, team!
- Awesome!
343
00:19:32,441 --> 00:19:36,677
Now, come on. We can get out of
here if we just use our heads.
344
00:19:36,679 --> 00:19:38,546
Ow!
345
00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:40,314
How was that for "Panda-monium"?
346
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:42,483
Let's go.
We've gotta save Shifu.
347
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,619
Oh, and guys...
348
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:49,924
Yeah, we're all sorry too.
349
00:19:51,993 --> 00:19:56,230
[groans]
I've been Fived.
350
00:19:57,832 --> 00:19:59,166
Ooh! Whoa!
351
00:20:02,871 --> 00:20:07,074
- This thing is amazing.
- It does look pretty cool.
352
00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:12,947
Huh?
[growls]
353
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,151
Destroy them!
354
00:20:17,153 --> 00:20:21,356
[all grunting]
355
00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:50,484
[martial arts cries, shouts]
356
00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:54,588
Ha!
357
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:55,589
Wa-ta!
358
00:20:55,591 --> 00:20:57,958
[both grunt]
359
00:21:03,031 --> 00:21:04,999
[grunts]
Ooh!
360
00:21:11,973 --> 00:21:13,707
[laughs]
Quit it!
361
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:16,377
Buddy, we are never gonna
have a fair fight like this.
362
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:18,178
Good.
363
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:20,347
Ow! Cut it out.
364
00:21:20,349 --> 00:21:24,618
What are you going to do, panda?
You can't touch me.
365
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:27,855
[martial arts cries, shouts]
366
00:21:45,073 --> 00:21:49,109
[laughs]
367
00:21:49,111 --> 00:21:53,914
Time to end you, Dragon Warrior,
once and for all!
368
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,983
Po!
369
00:21:55,985 --> 00:21:58,919
Aah!
370
00:21:58,921 --> 00:22:02,224
No!
[grunts]
371
00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:07,429
- Any parting words?
- Yes...
372
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:10,931
Behold!
[laughs]
373
00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:12,499
What?
374
00:22:18,006 --> 00:22:21,475
Get... ready...
[grunts]
375
00:22:21,477 --> 00:22:22,976
- For...
- Ow!
376
00:22:22,978 --> 00:22:24,511
[groans]
377
00:22:24,513 --> 00:22:28,015
Oh, man!
I didn't get to the "Panda-monium."
378
00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:29,650
- Nice one.
- Good job.
379
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,553
Ha ha. You guys totally
thought I was dying, didn't you?
380
00:22:32,555 --> 00:22:36,490
Best trick ever.
381
00:22:36,492 --> 00:22:38,058
Now, pick a tile.
Any tile.
382
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,860
[all groan]
No.
383
00:22:42,864 --> 00:22:46,502
So you see, working together,
there's nothing we can't do.
384
00:22:45,926 --> 00:22:49,228
Absolutely.
All in all, that was a pretty good trip.
385
00:22:49,229 --> 00:22:50,296
- Yes.
- Definitely.
386
00:22:50,297 --> 00:22:51,464
Worth a million yuan.
387
00:22:51,465 --> 00:22:54,900
And we should never ever,
ever do it again.
388
00:22:54,901 --> 00:22:56,135
- Yes.
- Definitely.
389
00:22:56,136 --> 00:22:59,672
- Not for a million yuan.
- Now you sound like a team.
390
00:22:59,673 --> 00:23:02,541
[lighting humming]
Oh!
391
00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:06,907
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