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2x18 - Crane On a Wire
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[thunderous stomping]
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Legend tells of the
awesomely awesome giant,
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Charitable Chan!
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He sought out the rich and fancy,
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distributing their
shiny coins to those in need,
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knowing that there was
nothing better than those
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who have giving to those
who do not and so...
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[scatting dramatically]
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[coins jingling]
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I'm guessing you're
asking for a donation.
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For the new children's hospital.
Good cause. [chuckles]
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I encourage you all
to give till it hurts.
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Oww!
You! Hurts you!
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- Sounds awesome.
- Good job, Po.
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Uh, sorry, Po. I
spent my last few coins
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on a new nasal irrigator.
Ain't she a beaut...?
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But, uh, I'd be happy to donate
my services in any way I can.
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Uh, excuse me.
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[spraying]
[mucusy sloshing]
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[strained honk]
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Wait a minute, great idea!
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- We can all donate our services!
- Which means?
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We'll hold a Jade
Palace fancy pants auction!
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You mean get people
to bid money on us?
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Right. Whoever bids the
most gets to spend the day
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with their favorite Kung Fu master.
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Is that an incredibly
awesome idea or what?
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I doubt Master Shifu would approve.
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He won't know.
He's off on his yearly pilgrimage
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to enhance his spiritual powers.
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[relaxed sighing]
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Just a little to the left.
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There... ah!
Thank you.
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Yeah, no auction for me, Po.
What if Mrs. Yoon bids on me?
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I'd have to spend the day with her.
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She smells like paste!
Paste!
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Come on, you guys are the Furious Five.
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Where's your furious feistiness?
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Oh, okay. I get it.
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I'll obviously fetch
the highest donation,
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'cause I'm the most
popular Kung Fu master.
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You guys are just scared
that you'll get smoked.
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Most popular Kung Fu
doofus is more like it.
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- I'm in.
- It's on, panda!
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You're a glutton for humiliation.
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Yes!
Another victory for Charitable Chan!
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[scatting dramatically]
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- Stop that.
- Yeah.
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Hello!
And welcome to the Jade Palace
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Master of Kung Fu charity auction!
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[crowd cheers]
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Brought to you by Ping's noodle shop.
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This week only, all noodle soup profits
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go directly to the new
children's hospital.
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All: Yay!
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But not dessert profits.
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All: Aww.
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But let's not go cuckoo crazy here.
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Hmm... okay, dessert profits too.
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All: Yay!
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Okay, okay.
Let's get right to the bidding.
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First up, master Tigress!
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[cheers and applause]
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Watch and learn, charitable chump.
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- Actually, it's...
- Hiyaa!
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Hiya! [crowd oohs]
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[grunting]
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[cheers and applause]
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Eh, I've seen better.
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- 20 yuan!
- 25!
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- 30!
- Uh, 30?
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- Going once, twice...
- 40!
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[crowd oohs]
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Sold!
You win a day with Tigress!
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[cheers and applause]
[children laughing]
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40 yuan? [scoffs]
I can beat that.
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Huh!
[crowd gasping]
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[grunting]
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- 35!
- 40!
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50!
[gavel bangs]
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Done! 50 yuan wins
a day with Monkey...
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- Told you!
- For Mrs. Yoon!
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[deranged laughter]
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[groaning]
Paste!
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50 yuan? [laughs]
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Wow, Crane, you've got
a hard act to follow.
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Oh, yeah?
You just watch.
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Next up, master Crane!
[crowd cheers]
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[crowd gasping]
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[cheers and applause]
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[huge sneeze]
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[loud snorting]
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All: Ew.
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Excuse me.
A lot of allergens in the air.
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[strained honking]
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It'll, uh,
it'll clear up in a second.
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[loud sneeze]
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[repeated honking]
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[huge sneeze]
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[crowd groaning]
[sneezing and honking]
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[harsh honk]
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[huge sneeze]
[crowd groaning]
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Well, that was unattractive.
Okay, do I hear 40?
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Uh, 39?
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33?
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Oh, really? Seven?
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Come on, people!
What's with the limp bidding?
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This is Master Crane we're
talking about! He's awesome.
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Uh, Po, please.
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- It's, uh... I can...
- Hold on, buddy.
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I mean, you gotta love
the legendary Crane-ster.
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- Am I right?
- Well, actually, his Kung Fu is great.
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[murmured agreement]
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But he tells really boring stories.
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And we don't find him kid-relatable.
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The sounds from his
nose haunt my dreams!
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Wait!
None of that's true!
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Except for maybe the
haunted dreams part.
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But Crane's super-cool.
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And check out this wicked accessory!
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[sprays] Yoww!
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Ooh, that stings!
Why would you do this to yourself?
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That's what we're saying!
[murmured agreement]
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[crowd boos]
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Sorry I ruined your auction, Po.
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But Crane, they didn't...
[harsh honk]
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mean to...
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- That didn't go very well, did it?
- Oh, you figure that all out by yourself?
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The people are watching.
Continue the auction.
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Let's keep the, uh, good times
rolling with the Dragon Warrior!
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[cheers and applause]
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[both giggle mockingly]
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[somber music]
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Okay, Dragon Warrior,
show us what you got!
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[crowd gasps]
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[evil laugh]
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You didn't really think that
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pathetic cage could hold me, did you?
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- Feunghuang!
- She's going to attack!
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Hang on... she might
just be here for the auction.
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[talons slice]
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Look out!
[heavy crash]
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[honks]
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[screaming and panic]
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- Po, Tigress, what happened?
- I'd be happy to show you!
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Ahh!
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Hiya!
[grunts]
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[grunting]
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How pathetic.
Let me put you out of your misery.
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[talons shatter]
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Ow! [groans]
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Guys! Her talons!
They can't cut through iron!
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[grunting]
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Hey, this is for you.
Pffft! [laughs]
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[frustrated groan]
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[metallic thud]
Ahh!
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My talons!
My beautiful talons!
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Hiyaa! [grunts]
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[screaming]
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Here's where you say something
pithy like, "curse you!"
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Or "I'll get you!"
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Or, "that didn't feel
very good on my face."
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Uhh!
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[ominous music]
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Let's hear it for the Dragon
Warrior and the Furious Five!
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[crowd cheering]
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- More like the Furious Four!
- I'm okay. I got this.
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[struggling]
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[crowd laughing mockingly]
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Ha ha.
Why don't you paint a picture?
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It'll last longer.
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[crowd laughing]
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[laughs anxiously]
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[loud honk]
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[thudding sounds]
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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Sorry, guys. My bad.
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[spear clatters]
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Focus, Crane.
Even though she's injured,
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Feunghuang won't be easy to capture.
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We have to go after her.
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- Ow.
- Just leave him alone, Po.
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Crane's an accomplished Kung Fu master.
He'll get his confidence back.
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- Yeah, and I think I have a plan!
- Yeah, that's not what I...
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Hey, buddy! [chuckles]
Uh, sorry about yesterday.
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Oh, no. It was good.
I realize now that my life's a lie
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and the people I've sworn
to protect think I'm a joke.
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There's lot of room for
personal growth here.
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Ow!
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Crane! They just
don't know the real you!
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But we can show them the real you!
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- How?
- By totally changing you!
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Now you're working it!
You're bad!
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And I mean good bad bad,
not bad bad.
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Just keep working it.
Yeah! Work it!
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Uh, are you sure this
is, uh, you know, cool?
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You bet.
Now you're styling.
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[villagers snickering]
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They're still snickering at me.
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No, they're not.
They're snickering with you.
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Tea cup's half full, buddy.
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Who's the Crane?
Oh, yeah!
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That's what the water fowl
brings to the party.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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[mocking laughter]
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[anxious honking]
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Ah!
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[laughter]
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[mumbling]
Any other bright ideas?
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I don't understand.
Your strutting was flawless,
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and Fu Manchus
are the new goatees.
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Thanks, Po...
Ah! But it's no use.
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Face it...
I'm a joke.
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[solemn music]
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Oh, come on, Crane.
It wasn't that bad.
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The mustache maybe, but
the hat... it looked cool!
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Where have you guys been?
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Feunghuang's been spotted
up in the mountains.
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- And she's still nursing her wing!
- This is our chance to capture her.
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Come on, we've gotta get up
there while she's still weak.
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- I... I'm not going.
- Huh?
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Crane, no! We need you.
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Po, you saw me freeze up
when Feunghuang attacked,
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and you heard everyone laughing
when we went down to the village.
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So? That's something.
[laughs nervously]
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Crane, we're friends, and being
friends means we can always
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count on each other no matter
what anybody else thinks.
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00:14:08,832 --> 00:14:10,865
Sorry, Po.
253
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,837
- Crane.
- Po...
254
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:20,341
He's made his choice.
We've gotta get going.
255
00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:23,344
[melancholy music]
256
00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:35,089
[straining]
257
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,258
Oof!
258
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,960
[gasps]
259
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,662
[grunts]
260
00:14:40,664 --> 00:14:43,598
[straining]
261
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:48,870
I hope my strength holds out!
262
00:14:48,872 --> 00:14:54,375
- I hope your tail holds out!
- Monkey, start pulling!
263
00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,678
[grunting]
264
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,715
That's it, come right to me.
265
00:15:00,717 --> 00:15:03,651
I'm so injured and helpless.
266
00:15:13,796 --> 00:15:15,563
[talons slice]
267
00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:16,864
[mountain rumbling]
268
00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:19,267
- Rock slide!
- It's Feunghuang!
269
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:20,535
[grunting]
270
00:15:20,537 --> 00:15:22,303
It's a trap!
271
00:15:23,772 --> 00:15:25,606
Hiya!
[grunts]
272
00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:28,743
I had to make my talons
extra sharp just for you.
273
00:15:28,745 --> 00:15:30,411
Flattered?
274
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:31,412
[screeching]
275
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:34,549
[grunting]
276
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,686
I can't reach her! Oof!
277
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,721
Ahh!
278
00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:40,888
[grunting]
279
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,690
Ahh!
280
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:46,761
- Hiya!
- Ahh!
281
00:15:46,763 --> 00:15:49,764
Tigress! Noo!
282
00:15:51,669 --> 00:15:54,036
- Ahh!
- Noo!
283
00:15:54,038 --> 00:15:55,404
[screaming]
284
00:15:55,406 --> 00:15:58,207
- Tigress!
- I got you!
285
00:15:58,209 --> 00:16:00,676
[straining]
286
00:16:00,678 --> 00:16:02,278
[gasps]
287
00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:05,348
- Hiiiii....
- All: Ahh!
288
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:06,515
Yah!
289
00:16:08,085 --> 00:16:09,785
[gasps]
Ahh!
290
00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:11,354
[grunts]
291
00:16:11,356 --> 00:16:13,589
[grunting]
292
00:16:13,591 --> 00:16:15,885
It's over, panda!
293
00:16:15,886 --> 00:16:19,328
Up here, I have the advantage.
294
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:21,430
[talons slice]
295
00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:24,100
[mountain rumbling]
296
00:16:24,102 --> 00:16:27,570
And that, Zeng, is how my uncle
decided to re-insulate
297
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:28,971
the nest with thatched reed
298
00:16:28,973 --> 00:16:33,542
instead of the more popular
doubled-up bundled straw.
299
00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:37,546
[weak laugh] That's very...
interesting, Master Crane.
300
00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:39,515
You know, true story
about thatched reed...
301
00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,350
Uh, Master Crane?
Forgive me,
302
00:16:41,352 --> 00:16:46,222
but, uh, why didn't
you go with the others?
303
00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:50,259
Because I'm a joke, Zeng.
at any moment, I could freeze up.
304
00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:52,094
[strained honk]
305
00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:54,296
At least here I can't hurt anyone.
306
00:16:54,298 --> 00:16:56,298
[violent sneeze]
307
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,200
[distant rumbling]
308
00:16:58,202 --> 00:17:01,971
What was that?
309
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:04,874
Master, isn't that
where the others went?
310
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:07,410
Shouldn't we do something?
Master Crane?
311
00:17:07,412 --> 00:17:10,413
What do we do?
What do we do!
312
00:17:10,415 --> 00:17:11,914
Ha! [snorts]
313
00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:13,249
When I'm done with you,
314
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:15,451
all those villagers are
going to have to cheer for
315
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:18,087
are a few tufts of fur.
316
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,491
[grunting]
Ahh...
317
00:17:22,493 --> 00:17:26,429
Aww, kitty still wants to pway.
318
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,635
Gotcha!
[gasps]
319
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,504
[grunting]
320
00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:45,615
[screaming]
321
00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:53,556
[screaming]
322
00:17:54,191 --> 00:17:56,125
Whoa!
323
00:17:56,127 --> 00:18:00,196
[screaming]
324
00:18:00,198 --> 00:18:02,865
Let go of me, you fur-ball!
325
00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:05,802
[screaming]
326
00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:11,740
What?
[straining]
327
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,476
[screaming]
328
00:18:19,816 --> 00:18:20,916
Mama...
329
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,121
Aah!
330
00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:32,128
Air getting a little thin, big boy?
331
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:36,432
[panting]
No, I... always... breathe...
332
00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:40,302
like this... before I...
pass out.
333
00:18:40,304 --> 00:18:45,241
Ahh...
334
00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:49,979
[evil laugh]
335
00:18:49,981 --> 00:18:53,716
Scratch one Dragon Warrior.
336
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:57,653
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
Yeah! Whoa-ho!
337
00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,155
- Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- What?
338
00:18:59,157 --> 00:19:03,559
Yes! Bizarre panda-crane
aerial combo unit, attack!
339
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:06,563
No, no! That's impossible!
340
00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:09,565
Up, up, and in your face!
341
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,800
[grunting]
342
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:28,017
Ahh!
343
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,656
[straining]
344
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,364
Hiya!
345
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,033
[grunting]
346
00:19:44,035 --> 00:19:47,469
FYI... ah!
This is very bad for sinuses... ah!
347
00:19:47,471 --> 00:19:49,872
Not really the time.
[grunts]
348
00:19:49,874 --> 00:19:52,208
[crowd gasps]
349
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,143
Hiya!
350
00:19:56,379 --> 00:19:58,347
[objects clattering]
351
00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:01,650
Double...
[groans]
352
00:20:01,652 --> 00:20:04,720
[murmured panicking]
353
00:20:04,722 --> 00:20:09,592
Po, come on. I can't
defeat her by myself!
354
00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:11,727
All right, let's do this!
355
00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:14,964
Blargh. [groans]
356
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:17,733
[evil laugh]
357
00:20:17,735 --> 00:20:21,070
Aww, what's the matter,
little birdie?
358
00:20:21,072 --> 00:20:23,105
Lose your confidence?
359
00:20:23,107 --> 00:20:27,044
[cackling]
360
00:20:37,921 --> 00:20:40,456
I just found it.
361
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,892
- Ahh!
- Wha...
362
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,895
[intense music]
363
00:20:59,476 --> 00:21:02,411
Ahh!
364
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,686
[grunting]
365
00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:17,826
Hmm... oh!
366
00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:19,795
Oww!
367
00:21:28,238 --> 00:21:31,106
[talons scraping]
368
00:21:35,779 --> 00:21:39,948
Yaa!
[grunts]
369
00:21:41,818 --> 00:21:43,585
[screaming]
370
00:21:43,587 --> 00:21:46,488
Noo!
371
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:48,257
[boom]
372
00:21:48,259 --> 00:21:51,193
[concerned murmurs]
373
00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:55,698
[onlookers gasp]
374
00:21:56,766 --> 00:21:58,801
Ahh...
375
00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:01,270
[honks]
376
00:22:01,272 --> 00:22:04,273
[cheering]
377
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:07,276
Crane, you did it!
You beat Feunghuang!
378
00:22:07,278 --> 00:22:09,445
And you totally got
over your battle funk!
379
00:22:09,447 --> 00:22:11,447
All: Master Crane!
Master Crane!
380
00:22:11,749 --> 00:22:16,919
Master Crane,
Master Crane, Master Crane!
381
00:22:17,121 --> 00:22:19,325
It is with great
pleasure that I announce
382
00:22:19,347 --> 00:22:22,115
the grand opening of
the new children's hospital.
383
00:22:22,116 --> 00:22:24,219
[crowd cheers]
384
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:28,555
Master Crane, as one of the most
respected and loved members
385
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:31,691
of the Furious Five,
will you do the honors?
386
00:22:31,692 --> 00:22:35,195
Well, uh... me?
387
00:22:43,638 --> 00:22:46,173
Way to go, buddy.
388
00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:48,875
[crowd cheers]
389
00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:52,212
[wheezing and coughing]
390
00:22:52,213 --> 00:22:54,214
Was that ribbon made of silk?
[snorting]
391
00:22:54,215 --> 00:22:56,049
[sighs]
Let's get him inside.
392
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:58,252
- He's allergic to silk?
- Of course.
393
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,787
[nervous laugh]
Let's hear it for Master Crane,
394
00:23:00,788 --> 00:23:02,989
the hospital's first patient!
395
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:06,926
All: Master Crane!
Master Crane!
396
00:23:09,215 --> 00:23:12,597
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