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2x08 - Present Tense
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[asian-style guitar solo]
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[laughter]
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Gotcha.
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Okay, everybody.
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We're gonna have many,
many, many people here
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for the winter festival feast.
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Lots of out-of-towners
this year,
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like Xiao Niao, Li Tang,
and Difan Liu.
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- Yay!
- Welcome.
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Now since we're inviting
the Kung Fu masters here,
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There are going to be
a lot of mouths to feed.
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So I want to thank the Furious Five
for volunteering to help.
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- I didn't volunteer.
- You weren't there when
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Shifu passed around
the sign-up sheet,
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so I wrote your name in.
You're welcome.
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Well, we got a lot of work to do.
So let's all get to it.
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- Great. Now, Po, if you could...
- I'm on it, Dad.
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Po?
[startled yell]
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- Your father needs you.
- Uh, just a minute.
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- Almost done.
- With what?
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Hang on.
[grunts]
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This!
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Every year I make my Dad
a winter festival present.
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- [flatly] A boomerang?
- No, it's a spoon.
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- That's a spoon?
- It's a...
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I couldn't find a straight
piece of wood, and...
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You guys all make such
a big deal out of this holiday,
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and you're giving your Dad that?
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Um, yeah. But, I mean,
it took me a long time to...
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- Carve it.
- Hey Po!
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I need more sesame seeds!
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Uh, I'm on it, Dad!
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Sesame seeds, sesame seeds.
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If I was a sesame, where
would I... oh, my gosh!
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Dad got me the nunchuks
I've been wanting forever!
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Solid silver!
Perfectly balanced!
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[kung fu shouts]
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Oh, man.
Tigress is right.
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How's Dad gonna feel
when I give him this?
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[gasps, cries]
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You're no son of mine.
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Oh, man.
Dad deserves more than
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my lousy homemade spoon.
I got to get him something better.
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Tigress and Xiao Niao,
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I need you to wrap up
some little presents
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- I got for everyone.
- Yay! I love helping.
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Don't you love wrapping presents?
It's so creative.
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[bubbly giggle]
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We are not going to get along.
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Hey, viper! I need...
whoa!
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Sweet necklace.
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I know, right?
Don't you love it?
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It looks like an old apple core.
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[laughs]
You're funny!
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[giggles]
I get it.
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Oh, thank you, son.
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- Now if you could...
- I'm on it, Dad.
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[softly] Need your help.
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[laughs]
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Whoo!
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Viper, you have to help
me get my Dad a present
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as awesome as the one
he got me.
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All I did was
carve him a lousy spoon.
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Po, what's important about a gift
is that it comes from your heart.
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A handmade spoon is a lovely...
oh. Wow.
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Yeah, let's hit the marketplace.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Po, what does your Dad love
more than anything else?
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- Besides you.
- Well, that'd have to be cooking.
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So why don't we look for
something cooking-related?
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See, this is why I needed you.
You are the master!
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- Some chopsticks?
- Uh, too cheap.
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- A bamboo steamer?
- He's got, like, 300 of 'em.
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A rice baller?
[scoffs]
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[gasps]
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It's... it's beautiful.
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It's the most beautiful
wok-shaped thing I've ever seen.
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It's perfect!
Perfect, perfect, perfect!
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Dad will love this!
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- How much is it?
- For you, 500 yuan.
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[stutters]
5-5-5-500 yuan!
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Do I look like someone
who has 500 yuan?
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No, sir, you do not.
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Can I interest you in
some pre-owned chopsticks?
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- Where am I gonna get...
- 500 yuan!
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500 yuan reward for the
capture of this escaped convict.
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- Constable Hu, can I see that?
- Certainly, Dragon Warrior.
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I'd go after the scoundrel myself
but I seem to have developed...
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[grunts]
a bit of a paper cut.
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[gasps]
It's Shengqi.
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He's a Kung Fu master
from Muchang township.
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They say he could have been
one of the greatest ever.
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Shengqi is definitely not
someone you want to mess with, Po.
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Maybe not.
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But my Dad deserves an awesome
winter festival present.
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- I'll do it.
- Excellent, sir.
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Best of luck to you.
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- Po, are you sure about this?
- That wok ain't gonna buy itself.
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Next up, Muchang township.
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Okay. This is either Muchang
township or the South Sea.
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Excuse me.
Is this Muchang?
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Why yes it is. You here
for the winter festival feast?
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- Well, I...
- Hey, everybody!
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We got company!
[overlapping chatter]
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It's so nice to have
a fresh face around here.
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Oh, hi. How are you?
Welcome to our village.
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It's so nice to have you with us.
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[overlapping chatter]
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We hardly ever get strangers
in town for the winter festival.
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[laughs]
Great to meet you all.
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Actually,
I'm just looking for Shengqi.
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But did I hear something
about dumplings?
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[silence]
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Hey, uh... [chuckles]
where'd the happy faces go?
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Now you're all, like, frowny
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and your eyebrows
are all smooshed down and stuff.
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Hey, leave Shengqi alone!
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- Shengqi's a good guy!
- He didn't do anything!
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[deep voice] There's only
two ways this can go down...
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either we smash you
to a pulp, or... uh...
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well, now that I think about it
there's only just the one way.
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- Leave Shengqi alone!
- Shengqi's a good guy!
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Shengqi didn't do anything!
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[chuckles]
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I'm sure you guys are only
trying to protect a friend,
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so I have to warn you,
I'm the Dragon Warrior!
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Sure.
And I'm the Emperor.
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[overlapping kung fu shouts]
Ow!
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[grunts]
[screams]
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[screams]
[screams]
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- Hiyah!
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[grunts]
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[overlapping shouts]
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[screams]
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Waa!
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[grunts]
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Wait. What?
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- Want to see it again?
- Hiyah!
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I can keep doing this all day.
[grunts]
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[clang]
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Believe me now, emperor
not previously believing?
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Okay, maybe you're the
Dragon Warrior a little bit.
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But you won't get any
information out of us.
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And I am not pointing out
Shengqi's hut over there.
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Thanks.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
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[clang]
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Hah!
[whines] [crash]
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Knock, knock.
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Huh.
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Ha-ha!
Prints of the foot-ish variety.
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[humming]
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There!
Mine's a bird. What's yours?
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Geometrically perfect.
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So do you have all
your presents ready?
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I love to make things for people.
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- Do you make presents or buy them?
- I don't give presents.
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Well, it's not all about presents.
There's also gifts.
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Not to mention making
the Tang Yuan dumplings
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and eating the Tang Yuan dumplings
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and maybe making some
more Tang Yuan dumplings.
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I don't like the winter festival,
okay? It's a waste of time.
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And I love the singing.
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Hey, I know what you need
to get in the holiday spirit.
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- Please don't say a sing-along.
- A sing-along!
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Though winter snows may fall
and chill us to the bone
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a warmth with spread from
toes to head from family and home
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la la la la...
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[tense music]
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Shengqi!
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Stop, Shengqi!
You're going back to prison.
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Whoa-oh!
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[shouts]
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Come on. Don't you want
to go back to Chor Ghom?
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[grunting]
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I hear they're putting
in a swimming pool!
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Yah!
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What do you care if I go back to jail?
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I care about justice.
And honor!
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And I need the reward money
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to get my Dad a better
winter festival present.
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[growls]
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Seriously, will you
look at this thing?
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I can't give this to my Dad!
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- You can hardly even tell it's a spoon.
- That's a spoon?
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[grunting]
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Wah!
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Hah!
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Hah!
Wah!
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[groans]
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Please, don't turn me in!
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My daughter.
I must keep my promise!
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Uh, let me explain.
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You see, I was the
bodyguard of duke Pingjun.
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All was well until last
year's winter festival.
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Duke Pingjun was holding
a feast for his wealthy friends.
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An enormous mooncake was served.
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But one of the serving girls slipped.,
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and the cake was ruined.
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Furious, the duke went to slap the girl.
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That girl was my daughter.
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[squish]
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[laughter]
Embarrassed before his guests,
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he accused me of assault
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and had me locked away in
Chor Ghom prison. For life.
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And that was the last
time I saw my daughter.
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I promised I'd get back to
her for the winter festival.
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That's a sad story.
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Almost as sad as my present for my Dad.
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[chuckles]
Take it from a father, Po.
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It's not how nice
the present is that matters.
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As long as it comes from the heart.
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- Plus, that spoon really isn't that bad.
- Yeah, I guess.
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Wait.
This spoon is so that bad!
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You're just lying to
me so I'll let you go.
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No, I...
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You probably don't even have
a daughter, lying mcfibberson!
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[grunts]
[screams]
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Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
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[grunts]
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- How about I throw you a rope?
- That'd be great.
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Not so great.
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I'm sorry you don't believe me, Po.
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00:12:57,101 --> 00:13:01,604
You seem like a good guy,
but I have a promise to keep.
248
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,108
What? To go, like...
hit a guy?
249
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,610
Oh, man.
250
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:11,714
Now I'm gonna have to give my
Dad this stupid spoon-erang.
251
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:16,051
Wait a second.
Spoon-erang?
252
00:13:16,053 --> 00:13:18,320
[grunts]
253
00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:19,722
Now work your magic!
254
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,190
[spoon plops]
[grunts]
255
00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:23,158
Aah!
256
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,094
[rumbling]
257
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:28,097
[screams]
ow-ho-ho-ho.
258
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,200
Inconvenient rock placement.
259
00:13:31,202 --> 00:13:35,771
[groans]
260
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:41,477
Stupid spoon.
Shengqi, I'm coming for you.
261
00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:45,114
[groans]
262
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:49,218
When the chill wind blows then
everybody knows there's a...
263
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:52,822
Will you give it a rest already?
264
00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:55,524
That's why
I can't stand this holiday!
265
00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,960
All this happy family stuff!
266
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,163
- You shouldn't have gotten her started.
- Same speech every year.
267
00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:03,299
The presents and the
singing and the Tang Yuan.
268
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,234
I can't stand
Tang Yuan dumplings.
269
00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:07,069
They're gluey and you never
know what they're filled with.
270
00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:09,738
And I never had a family
feast, and I never got presents,
271
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:13,242
because I don't have
a family like you do.
272
00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:14,376
[crack, strings resonate]
273
00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:18,382
I don't have a family.
I'm all alone.
274
00:14:20,384 --> 00:14:24,453
The only present I'm getting this
year is one of these party favors.
275
00:14:24,455 --> 00:14:28,223
All I have are...
my memories.
276
00:14:29,859 --> 00:14:33,396
I'm gonna go make the Tang Yuan.
277
00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:37,333
You really think
you don't have a family?
278
00:14:48,812 --> 00:14:49,979
What's up?
279
00:14:49,981 --> 00:14:51,981
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dragon Warrior here.
280
00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:54,550
[sighs] Thank goodness
you're here, Dragon Warrior.
281
00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:56,018
He's tearing us apart.
282
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,987
- Who?
- Shengqi.
283
00:14:57,989 --> 00:14:59,521
[screams, grunts]
284
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,090
You got to do something.
285
00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:03,759
It's my turn next.
I can't do it.
286
00:15:03,761 --> 00:15:05,928
You can have the reward.
I don't care.
287
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:08,063
Please! Just don't
make me go up there.
288
00:15:08,065 --> 00:15:09,498
[sobs]
I can't.
289
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,687
Gah!
290
00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:12,468
All right, all right, all right!
291
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,169
Great.
We're all behind you.
292
00:15:14,171 --> 00:15:18,174
Except, you know,
from down here. Where it's safe.
293
00:15:18,476 --> 00:15:21,543
[tense music]
294
00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:31,286
[ice crackling]
[grunts]
295
00:15:35,358 --> 00:15:36,727
Ah!
296
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,564
Oh!
That would have hurt.
297
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,134
And so will this!
Hiyah!
298
00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:46,702
[whines]
299
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,343
Oh, god.
Aah!
300
00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:54,982
[kung fu shouts]
301
00:15:56,984 --> 00:16:00,519
[kung fu shouting]
302
00:16:17,003 --> 00:16:19,805
Sorry, Shengqi.
My Dad's present is more important
303
00:16:19,807 --> 00:16:23,108
than your pretend promise
to your imaginary daughter.
304
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:24,243
[grunts]
She's real.
305
00:16:24,245 --> 00:16:26,145
Everything I've told you is the truth.
306
00:16:26,147 --> 00:16:29,114
Yeah, ri...
Wait a minute.
307
00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:31,983
I've seen that necklace.
308
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,688
Shengqi, I...
309
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,490
Whoa!
310
00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,325
[screaming]
311
00:16:40,327 --> 00:16:42,961
Hang on, I...
[grunting]
312
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:45,831
[groans]
313
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:49,468
Will you just...
314
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:53,906
[screams]
315
00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:55,841
[grunts]
316
00:16:58,478 --> 00:17:01,046
[groans]
317
00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:08,887
- Now listen to me...
- Thanks, Dragon Warrior.
318
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,190
We'll take it from here.
[chains clink]
319
00:17:11,192 --> 00:17:13,025
[whines]
320
00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:14,560
- But...
- And here's your reward.
321
00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:16,496
500 yuan.
322
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:24,736
Oh, Po.
It's just what I always wanted.
323
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,905
You're the most generous,
loving, most perfectest son
324
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:29,675
a father could ask for.
325
00:17:30,077 --> 00:17:33,212
Uh, Dragon Warrior.
You can take your reward and go now.
326
00:17:33,214 --> 00:17:36,148
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
327
00:17:43,256 --> 00:17:44,791
[sighs]
328
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:55,968
[sighs]
329
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:58,170
Sorry, Dad.
330
00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:01,740
Hey, guys!
Happy winter festival!
331
00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:03,842
[all gasping]
332
00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:06,812
[joyful muttering]
333
00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:08,146
Come on, let's get...
334
00:18:08,148 --> 00:18:10,215
- Hey!
- Ahh.
335
00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:14,119
- Ah...
- Both: [scream]
336
00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:15,857
They're gone!
337
00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:20,292
[chuckles]
You know, I'm starting
338
00:18:20,294 --> 00:18:23,328
to think this spoon
isn't so bad after all.
339
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:24,730
[cracks]
340
00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:27,866
[screaming]
341
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,635
[grunt]
342
00:18:29,637 --> 00:18:32,437
[grunts]
Stupid spoon.
343
00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:35,440
- Po, why did you do that?
- 'Cause you're coming with me.
344
00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:39,145
A little winter festival surprise.
345
00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:43,549
[overlapping chatter]
346
00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:46,084
Welcome to the winter festival.
347
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,525
Oh, where is he?
348
00:18:53,527 --> 00:18:56,695
It's not like Po to be
late for the winter feast.
349
00:18:56,697 --> 00:18:59,798
Or really any food-related event.
350
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:04,136
Oh!
[laughs]
351
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:08,774
[string resonates repeatedly]
352
00:19:08,776 --> 00:19:12,813
- Um, hi.
- Hi.
353
00:19:14,415 --> 00:19:18,150
I thought about what you said.
You're right.
354
00:19:18,152 --> 00:19:20,819
I do have a family.
[laughter]
355
00:19:23,656 --> 00:19:26,124
Look, I know that presents
aren't the point of the holiday,
356
00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:28,493
but I thought it'd be nice
357
00:19:28,495 --> 00:19:32,130
if you got something
more than a party favor.
358
00:19:32,132 --> 00:19:34,232
[gasps]
359
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:37,302
[laughs]
360
00:19:37,304 --> 00:19:40,038
I love it!
361
00:19:45,278 --> 00:19:48,847
If only
my father was here to see it.
362
00:19:48,849 --> 00:19:51,783
[overlapping chatter]
363
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,938
Okay,
your name is Shu Fen, and you're
364
00:19:56,939 --> 00:19:59,257
a traveling ladder
salesman from Hubei,
365
00:19:59,259 --> 00:20:01,893
whose caravan was destroyed
by a tornado outside...
366
00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:05,497
- Po, what is all this for?
- Because I'm sneaking you in.
367
00:20:05,499 --> 00:20:10,303
- Why?
- To see your daughter.
368
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:12,804
[sighs]
369
00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:14,306
[gasps]
370
00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:18,944
- Daddy!
- Shengqi, stop!
371
00:20:18,946 --> 00:20:21,680
By the authority of
the Emperor's seal, I...
372
00:20:21,682 --> 00:20:24,649
Get out of the way, knucklehead!
Shengqi was framed.
373
00:20:24,651 --> 00:20:28,253
[gasps, whines with joy]
374
00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:30,856
[sighs]
375
00:20:30,858 --> 00:20:33,291
- Daddy.
- Mmm. [sighs]
376
00:20:33,293 --> 00:20:34,626
[giggles]
377
00:20:34,628 --> 00:20:38,830
[sobs] I haven't seen
my daughter in years.
378
00:20:38,832 --> 00:20:43,435
Ever since she ran off to Xinjiang
with that amateur magician.
379
00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:44,770
Oh. Uh...
380
00:20:44,772 --> 00:20:47,472
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.
381
00:20:47,474 --> 00:20:51,260
If what you say is true, Po,
I'll petition the imperial
382
00:20:51,261 --> 00:20:55,046
magistrate to overturn
Shengqi's sentence.
383
00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:57,115
Yay!
384
00:20:57,317 --> 00:21:01,319
[sobs]
Now, let's go inside.
385
00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:04,022
[sobs]
I need some pudding.
386
00:21:04,024 --> 00:21:05,290
Sure thing, buddy.
387
00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:07,761
[pounding footfall]
388
00:21:09,763 --> 00:21:12,297
Oh, Po!
Where have you been?
389
00:21:12,299 --> 00:21:14,199
- It's a long...
- Come, come.
390
00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:16,468
I have something for you.
391
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:20,372
With all the preparations today, I
didn't have time to wrap your present.
392
00:21:20,374 --> 00:21:23,442
- Here you go, son.
- Oh, my heavens!
393
00:21:23,444 --> 00:21:27,012
It is the nunchuks which
I have been wanting forever!
394
00:21:27,014 --> 00:21:28,180
Heh.
395
00:21:28,182 --> 00:21:31,116
Thanks, Dad.
396
00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:40,358
Um... so how
did the Tang Yuan turn out?
397
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,726
Not too gluey?
398
00:21:41,728 --> 00:21:45,964
Eh... don't you have
anything... for me?
399
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:52,571
Um, I know it's a little lumpy.
But here.
400
00:21:52,573 --> 00:21:54,673
I'm sorry
it isn't something better!
401
00:21:54,675 --> 00:21:57,544
What could be better than this?
402
00:21:58,946 --> 00:22:01,179
But isn't it kind of a piece of junk?
403
00:22:01,181 --> 00:22:03,548
Of course not, Po.
It's from you.
404
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:06,685
[laughs] I keep all
your presents right here
405
00:22:06,687 --> 00:22:11,857
in my collection.
I'll treasure these forever, son.
406
00:22:11,859 --> 00:22:17,162
- Just like I treasure you.
- I treasure you too, Dad.
407
00:22:17,164 --> 00:22:20,031
So... you really like
my handmade spoons?
408
00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:22,400
These are spoons?
409
00:22:22,402 --> 00:22:25,804
[murmuring, nibbling]
410
00:22:29,408 --> 00:22:31,843
Everyone!
I'd love to break in
411
00:22:31,845 --> 00:22:33,778
this beautiful new
ruan Tigress gave me,
412
00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:38,684
with a good old-fashioned
winter festival sing-along.
413
00:22:38,986 --> 00:22:43,321
- When neither fire...
- Hey, it's a sing-along. Sing!
414
00:22:43,323 --> 00:22:48,160
still those we love and cherish most
will chase the chill away
415
00:22:48,262 --> 00:22:52,770
When neither fire nor warm attire
can hold the cold at bay
416
00:22:52,856 --> 00:22:57,495
still those we love and cherish most
will chase the chill away
417
00:22:57,596 --> 00:23:01,363
will chase the chill away.
418
00:23:06,038 --> 00:23:08,911
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