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2x06 - Bosom Enemies
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[koto music]
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I hear you've got skills.
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Well, let's see how you do
with a goose with an attitude.
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Hiyah!
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Best knives on the market.
Only ten yuan.
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Well... ten yuan?
Ten yuan!
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Robbery!
Call the magistery!
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I'm being robbed here!
Robber!
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Used knives for sale!
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Get 'em while they're cheap!
Three yuan!
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Whoo!
Only three yuan?
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That's exactly what I'm looking for.
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- Ow!
- Taotie.
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You fell right into
my trap, Dragon Warrior.
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[laughs victoriously]
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The rotating
sharp things of doom, activate!
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[all screaming]
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[grunts]
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[giggles]
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[prolonged grunt]
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[laughs victoriously]
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[grunts]
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[prolonged grunt]
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At last, the moment I've dreamt of.
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[laughs victoriously]
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[grunts]
[motor rumbles]
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What?
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[groans, whines]
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Oh, poo.
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[grunts]
Wa-ta!
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[grunts]
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No, no, no!
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[groans]
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I was so close!
So mind-bogglingly close!
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Mind-bogglingly!
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I always lose.
You beat my "iron claws of doom".
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You beat my "flying bamboo bird
of incalculable retribution".
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Don't forget when you turned the
training hall into a killing machine.
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Yeah, beat you then too.
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And now I've failed yet again.
Oh, no, no.
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What could possibly top
the soul-crushing shame
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of yet another soul-crushing defeat?
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[cloth tears]
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[all gasp]
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- Oopsie.
- Yep. That would do it.
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I didn't mean to, uh...
[chuckles]
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[all gasp, laugh]
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No!
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[cries]
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Dad? Dad.
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[sobs]
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Uh, it's all right.
It's all right, folks.
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He's all right.
Nothing appropriate to see here.
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[giggles]
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[stops giggling]
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Hey nonny nonny no
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hey nonny no
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- hey nonny nonny no
- Uh, is he okay?
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- hey nonny no
- You broke my Dad.
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- But I didn't...
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- hey nonny nonny no
- Wait, please! Please!
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Just let me take him home.
It's the least you can do.
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What?
I can't help a bad guy.
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That'd make me a bad guy too.
[laughs wildly]
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there once was
a goat from Chengdu
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whose tushy got
stuck in some glue
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[laughs wildly]
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Uh, fine. Just, just,
just take him home.
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there once was a goat
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But don't let him do
anything, you know, evil.
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whose tushy got
stuck in some glue
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[laughs wildly]
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Oh, yeah.
You really messed him up good.
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'Twas a fair young lass ere
I came a clogging, wa hoo
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[kung fu shouts]
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Ow!
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Stupid nunchucks.
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- Aah!
- Panda.
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I heard you ran into
Taotie this morning.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Uh, Taotie?
Uh, 'cause he escaped.
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In a hovering flying hovering thing.
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We'll have to go after him at once.
And Bian Zao as well.
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You can all begin your search here,
then make your way out
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to the surrounding areas.
[hinge creaks]
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They couldn't have
possibly gotten very far.
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Bian Zao?
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Crane, Monkey,
cover the road out of town.
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The rest, cover the North.
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[softly]
What are you doing here?
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- If Shifu finds out...
- It's my Dad.
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He's in real bad shape.
You have to help him.
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Me?
Are you crazy?
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No! He is.
Because of you.
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You didn't have to humiliate
him like that and stuff.
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Please, Po.
As lame as it is,
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- he's all I have.
- But I... oh.
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Fine.
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But none of his trickety-tricks,
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or I'll be forced to...
wha-ha!
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No tricks.
Just talk to him.
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Ow! Ow!
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[gasping]
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Panda?
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- Dad? I'm home.
- Oh, that's nice.
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[crash]
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Oh, sweet Chin Lee
la la la
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Um, what are you...
what are you doing?
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Nothing. Just
destroying my life's work.
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Inventions, hopes,
you know, everything.
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Oh, so pointless.
[shards clinking]
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Uh, yeah.
[clinking, banging]
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About making fun of you before...
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that wasn't cool.
And... I'm sorry.
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Nonsense! You finally
made me see the truth...
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what an utter failure I am as a villain.
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- Thanks, Po.
- You're welcome?
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Plus, you've also stripped
me of all purpose in life!
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So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna sob!
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Uncontrollably.
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[sobbing wildly]
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Where are you going?
You got to fix him.
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I apologized.
What else can I do?
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Figure something out!
Or else!
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Hey, hey, careful.
That's not a toy. Is it a toy?
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[smack]
[groans]
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Not a toy.
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[sobbing]
You fix my Dad.
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Look, B.Z., back
off before I...
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[grunting]
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Ow!
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Stupid, defective nunchucks.
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[clang]
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They are not defective.
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The ergonomics are disproportionate
to your body dynamic.
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Ergo-who, now?
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I could create a weapon ideally
suited to your body type. Perfect!
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This contains all the information I need
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to design the perfect weapon for you.
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- But why would you...
- Guess what I'm saying, Po,
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you're probably the
closest thing I have to...
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to an actual friend.
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Hang on, hang on.
We really can be friends.
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And you can have an
entirely new purpose in life!
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One that's even purpose-ier!
[crash]
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- How's that?
- You can become a good guy!
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You'll build your gadgets, but
they'll be crime-fighting gadgets!
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- Wha... what's the catch?
- No catch. It's just...
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well, I feel really bad about,
you know.
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- Causing my utter mental breakdown?
- Yeah. That and...
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I know you can do this.
I believe in you.
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Meet me in town at noon tomorrow.
I'll have your new nunchucks all ready.
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And thanks, pal.
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- You gonna buy an apple, or what?
- Huh? Oh, no, sorry.
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- I'm just killing time until...
- Po.
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Aah!
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Please tell me you
weren't just buying apples
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while we searched for Taotie?
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- Aah!
- I wish.
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... lass ere I came a clogging Po! I'm...
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Good job, Po.
Get him!
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- Guys, stop!
- All: [grunt]
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- You don't want to do this.
- Yeah, actually we do. A lot.
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In that case, you all
leave me with no choice.
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[laughs wildly]
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Taotie, don't!
No!
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As I said, you all leave
me with no choice! Ha!
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[clank]
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No choice but to show
off these new nunchucks.
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The carrying case is hand-stitched soy.
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Whoa!
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[clink]
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- Wow, they... they feel great.
- They should.
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I designed them to fit you like a glove.
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[grunts]
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- What the heck is going on here?
- Why is Taotie giving Po presents?
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Uh, didn't that
wall belong to someone?
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Guys, listen.
Taotie's changed.
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He's gone straight.
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You can't believe that.
He's a villain!
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Please, stop.
He's my friend.
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And that means more to me
than you can possibly know.
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When I was a lad,
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the only companion I
had was a young goat.
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I called him Goatie.
We were inseparable.
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I even showed him my
very first invention...
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the magnificent magnifier.
I was so proud.
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But Goatie was jealous of my talent.
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He stole the magnificent magnifier
and mocked me.
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Goatie's betrayal wounded me deeply.
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Later on, Shifu would
also turn against me.
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As did my mother, my father,
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and my uncle...
[flies buzz]
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Who I never really liked anyway.
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And then there's the clerk
at that cart wash I go to.
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I'll just jump in here.
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[titters] Taotie just needs
a friend to believe in him.
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I want to be that friend.
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Just... just give me
a few days to convince you. Please?
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Okay, okay, Po.
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But if we're not convinced,
we'll be coming for Taotie.
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And my guess is
Shifu will be coming for you.
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Well, that went well.
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[sobbing, sniffling]
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- So how'd it go?
- Taotie, wait up!
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It can still work.
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We just have to persuade the Five
that you're on the level.
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[nunchucks whir]
How?
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Well...
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you can design cool weapons
for them like you did for me.
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That idea isn't entirely lame.
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It might work.
But of course,
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I'd need their exact measurements.
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Hmm.
Just leave it to the Po-man.
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Really?
Oh, Po. You're the best pal ever.
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[grunts]
And you're gonna be
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the best crime-fighting assistant ever.
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Assistant?
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[yawns]
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[squeak]
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[creak]
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[grunts]
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Ha.
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[bang, crash]
Aah! [grunts]
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- There. Perfect.
- Uh, here are all the measurements.
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Not quite as easy to get
as I'd hoped.
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Don't worry.
This is exactly what I need.
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00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:39,258
The Furious Five will get
the surprise of their lives.
252
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:41,961
This is great!
I'm telling you, Taotie,
253
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:46,165
- you really are gonna be the best...
- Assistant ever.
254
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,801
Yes!
So you keep saying.
255
00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:52,805
Best crime-fighting assistant,
high five.
256
00:14:52,807 --> 00:14:56,476
Hey, Po.
Thanks for helping my Dad.
257
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,677
No worries, B.Z.
258
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,213
Best crime-fighting
assistant's son, high five.
259
00:15:00,215 --> 00:15:02,715
[grunts]
260
00:15:02,717 --> 00:15:06,820
Yeah. Lame.
Got it.
261
00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:09,355
How about that Po?
262
00:15:09,357 --> 00:15:12,992
After all the times I
tried to destroy him,
263
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:16,662
he still reaches out to me
with kindness and understanding.
264
00:15:18,316 --> 00:15:22,423
The fool!
[laughs wildly]
265
00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:27,640
Perfect. Those measurements
gave me all the information
266
00:15:27,714 --> 00:15:33,963
I need to destroy Po
and the Furios Five once and for all.
267
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:37,893
But isn't Po your
new best lame friend?
268
00:15:38,857 --> 00:15:43,135
Would a real friend
grant me that role of assistant?
269
00:15:43,191 --> 00:15:47,377
Wingman, fifth wheel,
second pedal?
270
00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:52,648
Never!
Still I'm gratefull to Po
271
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:55,474
for reaffirming my true
purpose in life.
272
00:15:56,239 --> 00:15:59,987
- Which is?
- Destroying Po!
273
00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:02,840
[fizzing, bang]
274
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:07,079
My moment of ultimate
triumph is finally at hand.
275
00:16:07,081 --> 00:16:09,815
[boom]
[chortles]
276
00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:15,872
All: Hiyah!
277
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:20,444
We got here as soon as we could.
Stay calm. We're...
278
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:24,547
You guys wanna buy some apples?
279
00:16:24,549 --> 00:16:28,050
I don't see an army
of ax-wielding gorilla warriors.
280
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:32,221
Yeah. Who sent word that
the village was being invaded?
281
00:16:32,423 --> 00:16:35,458
[chuckles] Sorry.
That would be me.
282
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:38,728
Had to get you guys here somehow.
283
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,733
Oh, forget it.
284
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:45,568
You want to hit him first, or can I?
285
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,737
- I'll do it.
- Wa... wa... wait!
286
00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:51,340
I can prove that Taotie's really
going straight. Taotie, buddy!
287
00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:54,810
Okay, I warmed them up for you.
Ready to win them over?
288
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:59,415
I'll make an impression, all right.
That I promise you.
289
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:00,716
Listen, I got you something.
290
00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:03,152
You know, to say
"welcome to the good guy team."
291
00:17:03,154 --> 00:17:05,755
I sent all the way to
the Hunan province for it.
292
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:07,790
Po, you shouldn't have.
293
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:13,329
In fact, there's really only
one way you can thank me.
294
00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:17,099
By being obliterated!
295
00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:19,969
[grunts]
296
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:25,441
[mechanical whirring]
297
00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:28,778
[laughs victoriously]
298
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,846
[pounding footfall, clanking]
299
00:17:38,855 --> 00:17:41,524
Taotie, what are you doing?
I thought we were pals.
300
00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:45,661
- I believed in you.
- Sorry, Dragon Warrior,
301
00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:50,866
but Taotie plays assistant to no one.
302
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:53,090
Now feel the fury of my deadly,
303
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,705
mechanical,
auto-ambulated adapto-bot.
304
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,473
Needs a name that's not lame.
305
00:17:57,475 --> 00:18:03,646
Quiet, you.
Anything the panda can do, it can do.
306
00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:05,482
[clank]
307
00:18:06,484 --> 00:18:08,052
[clank]
308
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,121
[clank]
309
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:14,056
[clank]
310
00:18:17,394 --> 00:18:21,163
Cool.
[pounding footfall]
311
00:18:21,165 --> 00:18:23,332
Taotie, stop!
This never works!
312
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:25,334
Remember the claws of doom?
313
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:28,070
The flying bamboo bird
of incalculable... aah!
314
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:35,044
[grunting]
315
00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:41,617
[grunting]
316
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:42,918
It belly-butted him.
317
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,888
- That's Po's move.
- Hah!
318
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:49,225
The panda falls down pretty hard.
Let's see how it does that.
319
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:52,395
[robot growls]
320
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,330
Hah!
321
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:59,835
[kung fu shouts]
322
00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:02,405
Yah! Hah!
323
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,708
[grunts]
324
00:19:07,444 --> 00:19:10,880
Both: [grunt]
325
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:14,617
Both: Yah!
326
00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:17,687
- Oh!
- It's got Tigress's claws!
327
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,355
[chortles]
328
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:21,691
[grunts]
329
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,459
- Monkey's tail!
- Oh!
330
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:26,028
Hi-yee!
331
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:28,631
My pointy dealies!
332
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:30,866
Ooh!
333
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:33,869
[grunts]
334
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:40,710
[groans]
335
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:44,647
Yah!
[hollow clang]
336
00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:48,818
[robot hisses]
337
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,152
Oh!
338
00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,054
[laughs victoriously]
339
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:57,059
Rue the day
you crossed Taotie! Rue!
340
00:19:57,061 --> 00:19:59,662
[blubbers lips]
Huh?
341
00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:03,666
All: [groan]
342
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:07,438
Hang on, guys!
I'm coming.
343
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:13,743
[robot grunts]
344
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,078
[grunts]
345
00:20:18,749 --> 00:20:22,918
What's the matter, Po?
Do you need assistance?
346
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,253
[grunts]
347
00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:25,554
Dad, this is lame.
348
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,757
What kind of loser
destroys his best friend?
349
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:31,794
Quiet, son.
Daddy's busy.
350
00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,062
Oh!
351
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:34,897
But he even got you a present.
352
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,466
Um, it's probably lame, but still.
353
00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:41,370
Huh. Might as well
take a look, I suppose.
354
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:45,074
[gasps]
355
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,642
Nya-ha-ha-ho-ho!
356
00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:50,379
It's... it's a
magnificent magnifier.
357
00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:54,984
Just... just like the one
Goatie stole from me.
358
00:20:54,986 --> 00:20:58,320
[lyrical flute music]
359
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,860
We didn't even do
half that stuff, but...
360
00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:07,196
[sobs]
361
00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:09,665
Double poo.
362
00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:14,837
[grunts]
363
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:17,006
[crash]
364
00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:21,744
[grunting]
365
00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:28,317
[grunting]
366
00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:37,960
[grinding, sizzling]
Huh?
367
00:21:41,031 --> 00:21:43,532
Taotie? Taotie!
368
00:21:43,534 --> 00:21:48,037
Got your back, buddy.
You hit him high, I'll hit him low.
369
00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:58,380
[grunting]
370
00:21:58,382 --> 00:22:01,050
[clanking]
371
00:22:10,227 --> 00:22:12,828
[grunting]
372
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:13,896
Wa-ta!
373
00:22:13,898 --> 00:22:16,700
[bang, crash]
374
00:22:17,702 --> 00:22:20,202
Are you guys okay?
375
00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:24,139
[groans]
376
00:22:24,141 --> 00:22:27,409
We're okay.
But I kind of hurt my right wing.
377
00:22:27,411 --> 00:22:29,612
Yeah, yeah.
Great, great, great.
378
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,017
[clink]
379
00:22:35,019 --> 00:22:40,389
Uh, Taotie.
Thanks for helping me out.
380
00:22:45,262 --> 00:22:47,563
What are friends for?
381
00:22:47,565 --> 00:22:49,164
[cell door clatters shut]
382
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:54,003
Some friend!
Does he put all his friends in prison?
383
00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:58,974
Well, they haven't
seen the last of Taotie!
384
00:22:58,976 --> 00:23:02,178
What do you think, son?
385
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,820
Lame.
386
00:23:07,377 --> 00:23:10,552
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00:23:10,602 --> 00:23:15,152
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