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2x02 - Royal Pain
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[asian music]
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You children are China's future.
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You must work hard
to attain perfection.
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You must be solemn,
focused, grim, resolute.
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Uh, in other words, kids,
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welcome to
the Jade Palace Kung Fu camp!
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[all cheer]
Of!
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Hiya!
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All: [kung fu noises]
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- Ya.
- Huh.
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Oof!
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This year's camp session
is going well, Zeng.
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It's good for children to have
strong, mature role models.
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Ha!
Then catchphrase.
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All: Shaka-booey!
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And then, of course, there's Po.
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[screams]
Master Shifu, look!
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Oh, that's the insignia
of the royal family.
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Greetings, Master Shifu.
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I am Meng Tao, the
Emperor's personal emissary.
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We are honored, your eminence.
How may we serve you?
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I have a royal student for you,
the Emperor's own grandson.
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You've come to the right place.
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Our counselors are the finest
Kung Fu masters in China.
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May I present Master Tigress.
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- She will personally...
- Theme song!
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Every Kung Fu fighter
needs a theme song
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can't battle foes
without a theme song
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so I highly recommend
you get a theme song
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yadda nanna dadda
dadda theme song!
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Oh, sorry, Master Shifu.
Just moving on to the advanced stuff.
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They've already mastered
catchphrases.
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- Shaka-booey!
- Ka blamo!
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Hey there!
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[chuckles]
They make me so proud.
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[sighs]
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I must apologize for the
Dragon Warrior, your eminence.
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He's new to camp counseling.
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Then I should warn you, my royal
charge has proven... difficult.
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No problem.
Kids love me.
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Bring the little fellow on.
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I love to see the hero worship
in their tiny little eyes.
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May I present his Royal Highness,
the imperial grandson, Lu Kang.
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[excited gasp]
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[grunts and struggles]
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Hi, everyone, I'm Lu.
It's delightful to meet you, I must say.
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I'm in line for the throne.
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And I seem to have gotten my
hand stuck in a pickle jar.
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Excuse me for a second.
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[grunts]
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His Majesty must soon take his place
as a member of the imperial family.
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But to do so, he must first
master the royal skills of manhood.
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I learned a bit of
Kung Fu from my wet nurse.
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She taught me this.
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[angry gibberish]
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Hey!
Whoa!
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[all scream]
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I did it again, faithful emissary.
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Grandpa's right,
I'm a klutz, a klutz, a klutz.
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Owie.
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The Emperor has
given Lu Kang one month
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to master the skills of manhood.
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One month?!
But that's not nearly enough time.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, faithful emissary.
I don't blame them for not wanting me.
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I'll be in my litter, flush with
humiliation and self-loathing.
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But I exit with dignity.
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[grunts]
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[screams]
[wood splinters]
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We can totally train him.
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He's just a clueless,
insecure dweeb.
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I used to be the same
way and look at me now.
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[chuckles]
Oh, sorry, uh...
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them pickles smelled good.
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Uh, what happens if he doesn't
master his manhood skills?
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He would shame his family and be
banished to the Mongolian wastes.
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Master Shifu, we
can't let that happen.
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We could take him on an
informal trial basis, I suppose.
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- Sounds awesome, I'll do it!
- Excellent.
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Your Majesty, the Dragon Warrior
himself has agreed to train you.
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You mean ...
someone believes in me? Yay!
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Whoa!
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Here, new friend.
Let me help you with that.
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Don't worry, Master Shifu.
I'll have Lu Kang trained in no time.
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[yelps]
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- Huh!
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[metallic ricochet noises]
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[chuckles]
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Guys, this is his
imperial highness, Lu Kang.
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And we're gonna help him master
the royal skills of manhood.
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Hi, everyone, nice to meet you.
Please call me Lu.
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All: Hi, Lu.
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We're gonna start with
a really simple skill.
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- Just give me five knuckle push-ups.
- I will need a moment to prepare.
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[breathes rhythmically]
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I am ready.
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[grunts]
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Feel the burn!
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Feel the...
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...ground.
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- I threw up in my mouth a little.
- Okay, moving on.
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Aah!
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[clumsy yelling]
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[gasps]
Ooh!
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[yelps]
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Agh!
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[grunts]
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[wood shatters]
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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Let's take a break.
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[happy humming]
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- Oh, nice counseling, Po.
- He couldn't master a single skill.
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- Okay, so he may be a little raw.
- Po, this is hopeless.
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You can't train Lu Kang.
You don't have the maturity.
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You take that back
or I'll hold my breath!
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[inhales deeply]
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This isn't going to work.
Lu Kang will not be training
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with the Jade Palace.
It's just too risky.
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- Good day, my friends.
- Ah, your eminence.
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Master Po has something
to say to you.
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[struggling]
[exhales deeply]
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Right. Uh, thing is,
Lu Kang's not really, uh...
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Faithful emissary, faithful emissary!
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I had the best day.
Po's the greatest counselor ever.
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Yeah, Lu, the thing is I, uh...
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I almost did a whole pushup.
Watch!
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[struggling noises]
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I feel so empowered.
[pants]
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- So what did you want to tell me?
- That Lu's making great progress.
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- What?!
- Yep, he's a... natural.
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I know I can train him, so
I swear by the Emperor's throne
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that Lu will totally master
all the skills of manhood.
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Yay!
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Po, do you realize what
you've done?
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The penalty for breaking a vow
to the Emperor's throne is...
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What? [scoffs]
A strongly-worded letter?
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No, all of you will be beheaded.
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[all gasp]
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Oh.
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La la la la la la la
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Uh, what's going on?
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Okay, Lu, from now on,
it looks like Master Shifu
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will personally
supervise your training.
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Is it because you
rashly made a sacred vow
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that put you and your friends' lives
in danger if I fail my training?
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What? [scoffs]
No.
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- Yes.
- Anyone can learn Kung Fu
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if their teacher trains
them to concentrate,
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to focus their mind
on only the present.
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Only by achieving inner peace
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can a true Kung Fu master unfold...
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- Uh-huh.
- Like a lotus flower.
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Oh, I like flowers.
What does this do?
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Wait, Lu, don't!
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[metallic clanking]
[assorted groans]
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[heavy thuds and yelps]
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Perhaps
we should take a break.
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Get it off me.
[grunts]
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[screams]
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I'm sorry, Po, I'm really trying.
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I want my family to be proud of me.
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Lu, look, you're a little klutzy
because you get nervous.
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- You just need more confidence.
- But how do I get confidence?
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You face your fear,
whether it's intimacy,
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or a deadly villain,
or an all-powerful dragon
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who spits fire and doom.
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- Villains, dragons, intimacy?
- Lu! Lu, stop!
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I'm panicking, I'm panicking.
[muffled cries]
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Lu, don't do this.
Please come out.
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Forget it, I'm hopeless.
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We'd need
a miracle for me to succeed.
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Lu, I think I found our miracle.
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This is the artifact room.
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It's where we keep our
most powerful magic relics.
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I love magic relics.
Show me one, show me one!
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Okay, but you should
probably shield your eyes.
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[gasps]
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Your mind may not be prepared
for the awesome glory that is
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the sacred bean pod of Kensu!
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Hark now unto my amazing tale
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of wonder and, uh....
amazement.
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Every great Kung Fu master
has had a mystic vegetable
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which gave him his might.
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Master Moo had the gourd of Hunan,
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Master Oink,
the carrot of Cheng Du,
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Master Quack,
the radish of Guangzhou.
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But the most powerful veggie of all
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was Master Ox's bean pod of Kensu!
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With the force of this one veggie,
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Master Ox drove all evil from China.
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This is that same bean pod.
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No way!
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Take it! And let its beany
power course through you.
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[whimpers]
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Hey, I don't feel anything.
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Oh, uh, that's because...
I forgot
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the secret word of empowerment!
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Sha-zambo!
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I feel it.
I feel the power.
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Then drop and give
me a knuckle pushup, Lu.
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Right now!
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[knuckles crack]
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[grunts]
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[triumphant laugh]
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You did it!
You did it, Lu!
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No, I didn't.
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The sacred bean pod
of Kensu did it for me.
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Huzzah!
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[whimpers]
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[screams]
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[content sigh]
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Yah!
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Yah!
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- Yah!
- All: Whoa!
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[yelps]
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[clumsy Kung Fu noises]
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[nervous laugh]
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[whimpers]
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All: [nervous gasps]
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Yah!
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Yeah!
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[all cheer]
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Good job.
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What do you think, Shifu?
All he needed was a little confidence.
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Well done, your Majesty.
I'm very impressed.
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00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:56,764
'Tis nothing, noble master,
253
00:14:56,766 --> 00:14:59,467
for I have been imbued
with the power of the gods.
254
00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:00,768
Huzzah!
255
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:04,272
Ha, Lu's mastered
nearly every single skill.
256
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:07,744
Incredible. I...
257
00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:12,047
I must tell the
Emperor the good news.
258
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:15,617
Come, friend Po.
Join me in a lusty song.
259
00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:17,686
Okay!
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00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:19,521
Lusty song, sung by warriors
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00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,289
warriors singing a lusty song
262
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,225
[both laugh]
263
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:27,161
Hmm, we all might just
keep our heads after all.
264
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:34,268
[door creaks shut]
265
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:55,522
Hundun, it appears
you have a visitor.
266
00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:01,761
- What do you want?
- Leave us.
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00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:11,738
- Who are you?
- A friend who needs your help.
268
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:14,674
I'm having a little problem
with the Jade Palace.
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00:16:14,676 --> 00:16:16,576
Keep talking.
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00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:20,380
The Emperor's grandson
has been training there.
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00:16:20,382 --> 00:16:23,718
I want you to make sure that
he fails that training...
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00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,286
permanently.
273
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:30,592
I see. And what can I
hope to gain in it for me?
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00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:32,294
Your freedom.
275
00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:36,365
Hmm, and what can I
hope to gain in it for you?
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00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:40,302
My freedom.
277
00:16:44,259 --> 00:16:45,960
[pants]
278
00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:48,330
Oh.
[pants]
279
00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:51,332
Lu?
280
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:54,235
[pants]
281
00:16:54,237 --> 00:16:58,073
Lu, welcome to the
birthplace of Kung Fu.
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00:16:58,075 --> 00:16:59,977
[gasps]
283
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,044
I did it, I did it.
284
00:17:03,046 --> 00:17:04,979
I did it, I did it, I did it.
285
00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:07,415
- Uh, Lu.
- I did, did, did, did it.
286
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:11,118
- I did it, I did it...
- Lu!
287
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,987
You've done great, Lu,
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00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:15,989
but, uh, you need to
understand something before I...
289
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:20,093
- Is it about my magic bean pod?
- Yeah...
290
00:17:20,095 --> 00:17:24,097
- It can make me invisible, can't it?
- No.
291
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:27,934
Look, Lu, there's something
I have to tell you. Huh?
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00:17:27,936 --> 00:17:30,936
[roars]
293
00:17:30,938 --> 00:17:32,171
Lu, look out!
294
00:17:32,173 --> 00:17:33,939
[grunts]
295
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,040
[yells]
296
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:38,510
Oof!
297
00:17:38,512 --> 00:17:40,712
[cackles]
298
00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:45,517
[kung fu noises]
299
00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:47,721
[growls]
300
00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:52,657
O... kay.
[screams]
301
00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:56,027
Ugh.
302
00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:58,129
[both grunting]
303
00:17:58,131 --> 00:18:01,066
[screams]
304
00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:10,542
Finally, Dragon Warrior,
you will be vanquished by me,
305
00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:12,544
the one who will finally defeat you,
306
00:18:12,546 --> 00:18:15,215
vanquishedly, by me!
307
00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:18,651
[grunts and groans]
308
00:18:18,653 --> 00:18:20,052
[gasps]
309
00:18:20,054 --> 00:18:24,490
Hang on, Po.
I'll save you.
310
00:18:24,492 --> 00:18:27,427
To me, bright weapon!
311
00:18:30,298 --> 00:18:31,832
Release him, villain,
312
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:36,003
or face the fury of
Lu the Unchallengeable!
313
00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:39,506
- Lu, get away!
314
00:18:38,407 --> 00:18:41,675
Bah! His power is
nothing compared to mine.
315
00:18:41,677 --> 00:18:43,611
Huzzah!
316
00:18:44,713 --> 00:18:46,313
[splash]
317
00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:52,254
[battle cry]
318
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,190
Careful, guys.
319
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,294
Ow!
320
00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:02,064
- Stop!
- This ends now, villain.
321
00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:06,969
You cannot win because I possess
a mystic item of awesome potency.
322
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,639
- Oh, boy.
- And I have that weapon right...
323
00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:12,575
Uh... here...
um...
324
00:19:12,577 --> 00:19:15,445
My mystic bean pod, it's gone!
325
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,947
Without its beany
power, I'm helpless.
326
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:21,184
- Looking for this?
- Faithful emissary!
327
00:19:21,186 --> 00:19:23,521
Thank goodness.
Quick, give it to me!
328
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:25,690
Oops.
329
00:19:25,692 --> 00:19:30,628
Nooo!
330
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:34,165
[laughs]
You sad little failure.
331
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:37,235
With you out of the way,
the Emperor will beg me
332
00:19:37,237 --> 00:19:38,803
to rule in your place.
333
00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:41,806
[gasps]
You treacherous treason-y guy!
334
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:44,476
- Leave him alone!
- Quiet you, with silence!
335
00:19:44,478 --> 00:19:48,913
[screams]
336
00:19:48,915 --> 00:19:51,015
Lu, use the skills I taught you.
337
00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:53,585
I can't. He crushed
my magic bean pod.
338
00:19:53,587 --> 00:19:56,054
- I'm helpless.
- Oof!
339
00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:59,158
Lu, there was never
any magic. I lied.
340
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,226
What?
341
00:20:00,228 --> 00:20:02,495
You did everything yourself
'cause you had confidence.
342
00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:04,564
That's where you really
got your power.
343
00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:07,300
It's true. Confidence
is very important.
344
00:20:07,302 --> 00:20:09,236
Ugh!
345
00:20:13,874 --> 00:20:16,776
You won't fight me.
You're a loser.
346
00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:19,345
You always have been
and you always will be.
347
00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:23,183
A reject like you could never
be worthy of the royal family.
348
00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:25,919
[waning growl]
349
00:20:25,921 --> 00:20:29,088
[whimpers]
350
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:33,426
- I am a loser.
- No! Wha... Oof!
351
00:20:33,428 --> 00:20:39,431
- Ha! I thought so.
- A loser whose steel bites deep!
352
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:42,434
[battle cry]
353
00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:45,805
- Yeah!
- Huh?
354
00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:55,147
[kung fu noises]
355
00:20:55,149 --> 00:20:57,315
Oof!
356
00:20:57,317 --> 00:20:59,250
[growls]
357
00:21:02,154 --> 00:21:04,989
[groans]
358
00:21:04,991 --> 00:21:07,225
[kung fu gibberish]
359
00:21:07,227 --> 00:21:10,329
[triumphant laugh]
360
00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:13,766
Agh!
361
00:21:13,768 --> 00:21:15,167
[annoyed growl]
362
00:21:15,169 --> 00:21:17,102
[yelps]
363
00:21:32,486 --> 00:21:33,686
[screams]
364
00:21:33,688 --> 00:21:36,356
Whoa!
365
00:21:36,358 --> 00:21:41,127
- Huh?
- Huzzah!
366
00:21:41,129 --> 00:21:42,462
[grunts]
367
00:21:42,464 --> 00:21:44,431
[laughs]
Pathetic!
368
00:21:47,035 --> 00:21:48,702
Aah!
369
00:21:50,639 --> 00:21:52,573
[nervous scream]
370
00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:08,323
[groans]
371
00:22:08,325 --> 00:22:11,660
- Lu, you did it.
- I did, didn't I?
372
00:22:11,662 --> 00:22:14,863
I may be a klutz, but
I'm an awesome klutz.
373
00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:17,082
And I think
you're ready to assume your
374
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,300
rightful position in the royal family.
375
00:22:19,302 --> 00:22:22,470
- Po?
- Yes, your Majesty?
376
00:22:22,472 --> 00:22:25,239
Little help with this pickle jar?
377
00:22:26,741 --> 00:22:28,041
[gong rings]
378
00:22:28,043 --> 00:22:31,545
Today, you have come of age.
379
00:22:31,547 --> 00:22:34,047
What name do you take for yourself?
380
00:22:34,049 --> 00:22:37,517
I shall be called Xi'an Po,
381
00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:40,086
which means
"He who was meek,
382
00:22:40,088 --> 00:22:43,557
but then overcame his
insecurities with a magic bean pod
383
00:22:43,559 --> 00:22:46,326
and then eventually learned
to stand up for himself."
384
00:22:46,328 --> 00:22:49,562
[applause]
385
00:22:49,564 --> 00:22:53,766
With this cup, I welcome
you into your birthright.
386
00:22:53,768 --> 00:22:55,001
Well done, Po.
387
00:22:55,003 --> 00:22:56,669
- You were an excellent counselor.
- Thank you.
388
00:22:56,671 --> 00:22:57,870
Thank you very much.
[sizzling noise]
389
00:22:57,872 --> 00:23:00,773
Hot, hot!
390
00:23:03,176 --> 00:23:06,713
- Still a klutz though.
- No argument here.
391
00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:11,649
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