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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom
doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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1x22 - Has-Been Hero
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I'm late!
I gotta... I gotta go. I gotta...
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Huh?
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No way!
It's Kwan the Un-killable!
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I thought he was dead.
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The last time I saw him,
I was a kid at Kong Bai stadium.
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[crowd cheering]
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That place was jam-packed
full of amazing food vendors.
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And Kwan was awesome!
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He was incredible.
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That was the day he was going
to introduce the ram slam!
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Po! Po!
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Po!
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Ah! I'm late!
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Oops.
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[whistles innocently]
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He's coming!
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[kung fu grunting]
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Kwan the Un-killable's
coming to the Valley of Peace,
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and he's gonna leave it...
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[dramatic]
in pieces!
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You're late, panda.
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I saw Kwan fight when I was a kid.
He was my hero!
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Who isn't your hero?
[grunts]
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The only person you don't idolize
is Ling the shoemaker. [grunts]
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Actually...
I mean, he makes a pretty good shoe.
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[grunts]
Ah!
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I've seen Kwan's show.
It's staged. It's fake.
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That's not real kung fu.
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If knocking out 100 ninjas
coming at you in single-file
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isn't real kung fu,
I don't know what is.
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[knock at door]
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My name is Bai Li.
I'm looking for the Dragon Warrior.
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[dreamy music]
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Y-y-you... you...
have a nose.
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Smooth.
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I am the Dragon Warrior.
How may I be of assistance, citizen?
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I have been sent
by Kwan the Un-killable.
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Kwan requests the pleasure
of your presence at his match.
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[gasps]
Kwan knows who I am?
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And he thinks my presence
is a pleasure?
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[giggling]
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[dreamy music resumes]
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We look forward
to seeing you there.
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Hello.
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Hey, I got
an extra ticket if anyone...
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- I'll go!
- Awesome!
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[gasps] I wonder
how hard it would be to shave
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Kwan's name into my fur.
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As pressing as that question is,
you've got training to do, panda.
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I want you to swing hard
at this target, but not hit it.
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- That's it?
- Yes.
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'Cause usually when we do
one-on-one training,
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you're up to something tricky.
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Like that time when
it turned out the training dummy
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was made of tar and I got stuck in...
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- Po.
- ...goo.
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Po!
[gasps]
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Gah!
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You have strength, panda,
but you lack restraint. Come with me.
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[weakly]
Little help?
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[locks clicking]
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- Iron turtle shells.
- Whoa.
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[struggling]
Kinda... heavy.
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Train with the iron turtle shells,
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and control and precision will be yours.
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[struggling]
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Ahh!
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It takes a while.
I'll be back.
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Wait. Uh...
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how do I, uh... [strains]
take these things off?
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You can't.
They lock.
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I'll do it when you're ready.
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Oh, but, but, but,
Shifu Shifu Shifu.
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It's just that I... I mean,
I have tickets to see Kwan,
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and could I do this twice later?
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[sighs]
Thank you! Oof!
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Check out the banner!
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This is gonna be insane!
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The return of Kwan!
Can you feel the electricity?
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Can you smell the excitement?
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Smells more like
month-old bean ramen.
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Where is everyone?
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[man coughing]
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I don't know, Kwan used to
pack this place so full.
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Sometimes I had
to fit into one seat.
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Introducing the main event
of the evening...
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He has the power of the ocean!
[giddy]
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The speed of a mountain!
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He is... Kwan the Un-killable!
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[groans]
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Yeah! Kwan rules all!
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Yeah! Who's the goat?
You are!
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[dreamy music]
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- Beautiful.
- Yeah, I guess.
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Although he used
to be taller, I think, huh?
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And his opponent...
Bolo, the tepid!
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Boo!
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[laughs] Awesome.
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[gong rings]
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Kwan, you own this guy!
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He's got him right
where he wants him.
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[groans]
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Okay, maybe not "right"
where he wants him.
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[groans]
[grunts and groans]
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Uh, sorry, Po.
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Sorry?
What do you mean?
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I mean, he's still
Kwan the Un-killable.
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[gasps] I gotta get him
to sign my belly.
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I mean... my poster.
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Do you think he'd sign my belly?
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Po! You made it!
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Tea?
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[straining]
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It's such an honor
to meet the Dragon Warrior.
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Wow!
Kwan the Un-killable!
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Will you sign my bell...
poster?
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[straining]
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[straining continues]
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I am so honored you were
here to see my last fight.
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- Last fight? No! Why?
- I'm finished.
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No one wants to see
an old man fall down.
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Monkey might.
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Aw, come on.
You're not that old.
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[splash]
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Oh, uh, sorry.
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At least my glass eye
didn't pop out.
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[splash]
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I wish there was something I could
do to help you get back on top.
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Really?
[whimpers]
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I'm, like, your biggest fan!
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I even have the Kwan
the Un-killable lunchbox,
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with authentic old-milk smell!
I'd do anything.
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Well, I could fight
someone great, let's say,
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like, the Dragon Warrior?
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Well, that would
put me on top again!
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Kwan the Un-kill...
bleh!
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[splash]
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Fight the Dra... fight the Dragon?
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But, uh, don't you think, uh,
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maybe you might, kinda like...
lose a little bit?
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No, because you would let me win.
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Ahh!
I'm not following you.
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You know,
you would pretend to lose.
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Like, you hit me very lightly, and I say:
"Ha! Is this your worst?"
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Then, I hit you, maybe not so light,
and you react, like: "Oh! Argh!
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"Your kung-fu is too strong for me!
Kwan you are Un-killable!"
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"You are the champion of all!
Even me!"
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Oh! I get it.
It'll be like... like a play.
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I'll just do little baby punches.
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Ha!
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Whoa.
Uh, gotta work on that.
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I could be great again.
I could live!
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And not spend my last coin
on flowers for my grave.
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But I...
[groaning]
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- I'll do it!
- I knew I could count on you.
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Whoa.
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Po.
[straining]
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Something in my eye.
Not crying.
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Very manly.
Did you see that?
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My lifelong hero totally
shook my hand and called me Po,
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which is my name!
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You don't think
he minded me blowing my nose
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in his beard, do you?
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- You're right, she is pretty.
- What?
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Hey, I think I left my hat
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back where the pretty
piggy lady is, so I...
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- It's on your head.
- Ohh!
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[laughing] Well, look at...
Okay. Bye.
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Hello?
Anybody here?
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Bai Li?
It's, uh, it's me. Crane.
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You shouldn't be here!
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[gasps] Kwan? Kwan!
You... you're not...
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You...
Oh! Oh, I gotta warn Po.
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- Bai Li!
- Bai Li, get behind me.
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Not safe. It's Kwan, he...
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Monkey! help me out!
I've gotta lose to Kwan,
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and I can't
restrain my awesomeness.
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[sighs]
Okay.
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Let's say this plate is Kwan's jaw.
Try to stop your punch early.
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[grunts]
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More early.
Try again.
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[grunts]
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Keep trying.
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[grunting]
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What if we run out of plates?
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Pfff!
We're never gonna run out of plates.
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We ran out of plates.
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Gah!
I can't do little baby punches!
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They all come out
like big panda punches.
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- Why do you want to punch a baby?
- What? No!
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I just don't want
to hurt Kwan in the fight.
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I think you're supposed
to hurt people in a fight.
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It's not a real fight.
It's like a show. Like a fun show.
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No, a fun show
is an old man falling down.
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Ah! I just want to help
my hero and lose the fight!
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Po!
To honor kung fu,
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you must do your best at all times.
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Anything else is cheating.
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But, Master Shifu,
I'm just gonna, you know,
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do him a little favor.
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- Which means?
- I'm gonna, like, you know, hold back a little.
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- Which means?
- I'm not gonna do my best,
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which means I'm gonna cheat.
Ahh!
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Po. Losing is not dishonorable
if it is for the right reason.
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But, having a Kwan
the Un-killable lunchbox
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with authentic old-milk smell
is not the right reason.
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Someone's been in my room.
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Ahh!
What am I gonna do?
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I hit him, I'm gonna knock his
jaw back to the Yuen dynasty.
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- When was that?
- Like, last week sometime?
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How can I try my hardest,
yet still not hit?
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- I might have an idea.
- Kwan!
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You came up
all those stairs to see me?
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I started before dawn.
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Perhaps, Po,
a master such as yourself
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might use something to slow down
and tame your impressive skills.
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00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:16,903
- Like what?
- Are those iron turtle shells?
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Yeah!
The iron turtle shells!
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Great idea.
If I wore the iron...
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- Kwan?
- It's a long way back.
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[dazed]
Where am I? What?
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Uh, where am I?
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Oh, you're at
my little tea party.
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Who are you!
248
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,090
And what have you done
with my whatever it is
249
00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:39,659
that I don't remember that's mine.
250
00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:43,195
[laughs]
You don't remember anything?
251
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,397
No!
252
00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:47,400
You don't remember
that maybe you liked me?
253
00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:49,936
No! But, well...
You are sorta my type.
254
00:13:49,938 --> 00:13:53,873
[obnoxious laugh]
255
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,876
Wow. Now...
now that, you'd think I'd remember.
256
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,745
You know,
if you promise not to run away,
257
00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:02,782
I promise not to hit you
on the head again. [laughs]
258
00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:05,084
Hit me on the...
wait.
259
00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:09,155
You're Bai Li.
With the nose!
260
00:14:09,157 --> 00:14:13,059
I-I am remembering something,
something to do with Kwan.
261
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,628
Whoa.
Look at that banner!
262
00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:18,931
Kwan the Un-killable
and the Dragon Warrior... together!
263
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:23,169
Too cool.
Monkey, get a quick sketch of this.
264
00:14:23,171 --> 00:14:24,503
[screams]
265
00:14:24,505 --> 00:14:25,571
Souvenirs!
266
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,307
[gasps] Look at this!
Little stuffed action figures!
267
00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:30,643
Gah! gah!
gah, gah, gah!
268
00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:33,212
Commemorative cups,
silk screened tunics...
269
00:14:33,214 --> 00:14:36,148
[gasps, shudders]
270
00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:44,056
A "Po versus Kwan the Un-killable"
lunchbox!
271
00:14:44,058 --> 00:14:45,524
[sniffs]
272
00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:47,893
With authentic old-milk smell?
273
00:14:47,895 --> 00:14:50,696
How do they do that
in just one day?
274
00:14:50,698 --> 00:14:54,400
[sniffs repeatedly]
275
00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:55,868
[growls]
276
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:56,869
[sniffs] Oh!
277
00:14:56,871 --> 00:14:59,372
[both struggling]
278
00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:00,940
No time.
In the ring.
279
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,141
Hold that for me!
280
00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:05,678
Kwan's up to something.
I gotta see Po and tell him.
281
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,215
Introducing the main event
of the evening...
282
00:15:09,217 --> 00:15:10,549
[crowd cheering]
283
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:11,517
[straining]
284
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,319
Help me with these weights.
285
00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:17,857
He has the power of the ocean!
The speed of a mountain!
286
00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:19,859
Those are gonna slow you down.
287
00:15:19,861 --> 00:15:24,830
Hey, I gotta give him a chance.
You know, make a good show.
288
00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:28,434
He is Kwan the Un-killable!
289
00:15:28,436 --> 00:15:31,704
I mean, he is kind of a feeble old man.
290
00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:35,408
I saw Kwan
and he's no feeble old man!
291
00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,143
[roars]
292
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,248
[fireworks]
293
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,052
Hi-ya!
294
00:15:46,054 --> 00:15:51,991
Dragon Warrior,
time to meet your doom.
295
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:56,028
Is this part of the show?
296
00:15:58,213 --> 00:16:01,115
[crowd cheering]
297
00:16:01,117 --> 00:16:05,019
I've been waiting
a long time for this, panda.
298
00:16:05,021 --> 00:16:06,888
Wait...uh, what?
299
00:16:10,242 --> 00:16:13,211
[straining]
300
00:16:16,148 --> 00:16:17,148
Ahh!
301
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:20,418
[grunting]
302
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,488
You want to see Po?
Oh, you'll see him.
303
00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:27,425
Maybe on a doctor's bed...
after Kwan annihilates him!
304
00:16:27,427 --> 00:16:28,426
[gasps]
305
00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:30,361
[grunts]
306
00:16:31,897 --> 00:16:33,298
That won't happen!
307
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,867
Nothing's gonna slow down
the Dragon Warrior!
308
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,302
[straining]
309
00:16:37,304 --> 00:16:39,604
Maybe not the best time
to be wearing these.
310
00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:41,773
Gah!
311
00:16:41,775 --> 00:16:43,641
I've gotta warn my friend.
312
00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:44,909
[struggling]
313
00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:46,211
Give me a minute.
314
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,813
[obnoxious laugh]
315
00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:51,883
Before this next thing,
I want to tell you something.
316
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,885
Your laugh is really annoying!
317
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:54,819
[growls]
318
00:16:58,524 --> 00:16:59,390
Oof!
319
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,194
[struggling]
320
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,831
[kung fu grunting]
321
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,066
[groans]
322
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,000
Ha!
323
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,036
[gasps]
324
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,974
[screaming]
325
00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:21,780
Oh, no! He's gonna
use the ram slam against me!
326
00:17:21,782 --> 00:17:23,181
Cool!
327
00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:25,383
[distant screaming]
328
00:17:25,385 --> 00:17:27,118
Ahh!
329
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,553
[grunts]
330
00:17:28,555 --> 00:17:31,890
[laughter]
331
00:17:31,892 --> 00:17:36,161
- Hey! Good one!
- Kwan wants to kill you!
332
00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:39,197
Bai Li kidnapped me
and held me prisoner for, like,
333
00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:42,000
w-wha... what day is it?
Is it Wednesday? I lost track of time.
334
00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:44,803
Wait, what? [shocked]
Kwan's trying to kill me?
335
00:17:44,805 --> 00:17:47,038
[laughs]
Great routine!
336
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,341
It's not a routine!
Kwan set Po up!
337
00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:53,344
- No!
- Say wha... who?
338
00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:57,382
You don't remember, do you?
Humiliating me?
339
00:17:57,384 --> 00:18:00,318
Not really.
I humiliate a lot of people.
340
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,555
It was quite some time ago.
341
00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:07,959
I was poised to be a champion,
a true warrior!
342
00:18:13,632 --> 00:18:15,500
After years of working up to it,
343
00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:20,205
I was ready to introduce
my finishing move: "the ram slam"!
344
00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:24,342
Then, out of nowhere,
a dumpling took me down.
345
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:27,912
Your dumpling.
I was a joke.
346
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:31,382
It was your dumpling
that cost me everything.
347
00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:36,187
From then on,
I could only get work... by losing.
348
00:18:36,189 --> 00:18:38,056
Help me get these weights off!
349
00:18:38,058 --> 00:18:38,990
[gasps]
350
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:44,262
Where you going?
I'm just getting started!
351
00:18:44,264 --> 00:18:45,196
[growls]
352
00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:48,533
Huh?
353
00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:49,968
Ah!
[grunts]
354
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:51,169
[screaming]
355
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,437
[straining]
356
00:18:52,439 --> 00:18:53,471
[crowd cheering]
357
00:18:53,473 --> 00:18:54,472
[screaming]
358
00:18:54,474 --> 00:18:55,974
[groans]
359
00:18:55,976 --> 00:18:57,542
[screaming]
360
00:18:57,544 --> 00:18:59,677
[grunts]
361
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,045
That's one!
362
00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:03,281
[grunts]
363
00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:05,116
[screaming]
364
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:07,385
Finally.
365
00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:09,320
[grunts]
366
00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:15,260
[grunting]
367
00:19:17,463 --> 00:19:21,065
Gah!
That's two!
368
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,066
[exhales]
369
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:25,003
[grunting]
370
00:19:28,073 --> 00:19:29,007
That's three.
371
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:33,678
All: Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
372
00:19:37,516 --> 00:19:41,452
[grunting]
373
00:19:50,863 --> 00:19:52,764
[laughs]
374
00:19:52,766 --> 00:19:56,501
[crowd cheering]
375
00:19:56,503 --> 00:19:58,336
[grunting]
376
00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:04,409
[laughs]
377
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,345
[grunting]
378
00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:13,017
[screams]
379
00:20:15,921 --> 00:20:18,856
[struggling]
380
00:20:22,761 --> 00:20:25,697
Wahh!
381
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:29,267
Ohh!
382
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,935
[groans]
383
00:20:53,058 --> 00:20:54,993
[groans]
384
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,067
Noo!
385
00:21:07,339 --> 00:21:10,141
[laughter, cheers]
386
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,177
Go ahead, Po.
Now you can finish what you started.
387
00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:15,400
You can finally destroy me,
once and for all.
388
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,715
Just what you always wanted!
389
00:21:17,717 --> 00:21:20,818
No! Never!
I never wanted that, ever!
390
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,554
I was a kid!
I'm your fan!
391
00:21:23,556 --> 00:21:27,125
I didn't even know.
I'm sorry.
392
00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:29,994
You're my hero!
393
00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:34,699
No, I'm sorry,
And I'm no hero.
394
00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:38,703
Wait. You can still be one.
Still be a hero!
395
00:21:38,705 --> 00:21:44,208
- Wha... how?
- Say: "Ha! Is this your worst?"
396
00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:48,179
- What?
- Say, "Ha! Is this your worst?"
397
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,581
Oh! I, uh...
[clears throat]
398
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:53,618
Ha!
Is this your worst?
399
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:57,922
Ooh! Ah! Ow!
Ohh! Oww!
400
00:21:57,924 --> 00:21:59,023
Oh!
Argh!
401
00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:02,226
Your kung fu is too strong for me!
402
00:22:02,228 --> 00:22:06,764
Kwan!
[struggling]
403
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:14,505
You are Un-killable!
You are the champion of all!
404
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:17,909
All: Kwan! Kwan! Kwan!
405
00:22:17,911 --> 00:22:19,844
You sure?
406
00:22:19,846 --> 00:22:23,915
There is no dishonor in losing
if it's for the right reason.
407
00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:29,687
- And the winner is...
- The Dragon Warrior!
408
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:32,123
Kwan the Un-killable!
409
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:35,560
[crowd cheering]
[cheering]
410
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:39,464
[obnoxious laugh]
411
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:43,501
Thank you, Po. Is there
some way I can make it up to you?
412
00:22:43,503 --> 00:22:46,938
Actually...
you could sign my belly.
413
00:22:50,843 --> 00:22:52,910
[whimpers]
414
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