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[gong rings]
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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1x18 - Po Fans Out
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sync by Rafael UPD, corrections by f1nc0
- - www.addic7ed.com - -
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[grunts]
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Oh!
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[grunting]
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You will not defeat my fingers,
evil finger-defeaters!
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Eh! Oh!
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It's impossible.
[sighs]
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You guys just wait till it's your turn.
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[chuckles]
You'll never figure it out.
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- Already did... when I was five.
- What?
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Yeah. Us, too.
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- Yeah, I already did that.
- Us, too.
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[whimpers] Ah!
Huh! Oh.
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Aww, you guys
have done everything!
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You have action figures,
trading cards,
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Tigress, they even named rice
after you... "angry rice."
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You even have fan clubs.
I don't have any of that.
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- You have a fan club.
- Wha...?!
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Yeah, I saw them
down by the noodle shop.
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Oh, I gotta meet 'em.
We could dress alike and...
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- and figure out a secret handshake!
- Not so fast, panda.
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There still remains the matter
of the hero's dilemma.
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Ugh. I'm a hero.
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- So I should be able to do this.
- Whoa!
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- Careful!
- Whoa!
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Whoa, hey!
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- Watch it!
- Gah!
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Ow! Ooh!
Ow. Ooh.
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Must... ow!
See... ow!
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Fans... ooh!
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Ooh. Ow.
Ah!
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Ow! Ow!
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Oh! Huh!
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[grunts]
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Wah!
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[panting]
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Why are things hard?
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- Ah!
- Po!
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Your carelessness almost released
the deadly Mongolian fist demon.
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[gasps]
That sounds awesome.
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It is, in fact,
the opposite of awesome.
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This demon nearly destroyed
the valley centuries ago.
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You should put
some sort of huge fence
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with spikes around it,
so no idiot can come in
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and knock it ov...
Oh, right. [chuckles]
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You asked me to do that
earlier, didn't you?
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[grunting]
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Po, the reason this is called
"the hero's dilemma" is:
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it seems like brute strength
should solve the problem, but...
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You lost me.
Whoa!
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It is when you quit struggling
that you...
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I have a fan club!
Bye!
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Fence. Right.
[chuckles]
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Do it when I get back. Bye!
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[music]
[panting]
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Fan club.
Fan club. Fan club!
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[gasps] My fan club!
Wow.
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They nailed it.
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Who dares approach
the Dragon's Den?
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Cool.
It is I, the Dragon Warrior.
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Right.
Get lost, Chan-Goo!
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It's not Chan-Goo.
It's really the Dragon Warrior!
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Don't make me come out there
and punch you, loser.
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It's really me!
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Yeah?
Then answer this.
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What kind of broad axe did
the Dragon Warrior use
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to release the log roll
at Thunder hill?
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Uh, it wasn't a broad axe.
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It was a two-handed
Zhanmadao sword
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of folded bronze forged
in the Shang dynasty
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by Zhang Zu Jin-Li, the
one-armed son of the woodchopper.
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- Is that true?
- I don't know. I could look it up.
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Just open the door!
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[panting]
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Yeah! Take that,
those who mocked us!
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[laughs] The Dragon Warrior
is at our clubhouse!
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All: Po is the dragon.
He never will be beat.
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Po is the warrior.
He's really good...
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at what he... does.
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- [gasps] I just tinkled a little.
- Really? Again?
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That cheer is really awesome!
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I thought you were gonna rhyme
"neat" with "massive pectorals,"
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but your way is much cooler.
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Enter, oh, most revered
Dragon Warrior,
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- Kung fu legend, Puncher of evil.
- Whoa!
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[gasps] All right!
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- Awesome!
- I'm Lam.
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- I'm Chen.
- I'm Yang.
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- Cool. Lam, Chen, Yang.
- He said my name! [gasps]
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She just fainted
because she's my fan!
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I have a fan! [sighs]
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I'm too excited to stay passed out.
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This is your clubhouse!
Is it what you imagined?
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No.
[gasps]
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It's a hundred times more awesome!
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[cheering]
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[gasps]
Ow!
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This painting looks exactly like me!
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[cheering]
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Whoa!
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[giggles]
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Cool thingies.
My own action figure...
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with authentic burlap pants!
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[excited yelling]
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What else have ya got?
Ow!
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Legend has it...
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that the great and mighty
Dragon Warrior himself
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once dropped a noodle
on this very brick.
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[laughs nervously]
We had the noodle,
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but I got excited and I ate it.
[giggles]
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- Let me see that.
- Technically, it's a reproduction.
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but it's an official
reproduction... of a copy.
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You can't tell!
This looks just like the real brick
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- I actually dropped a noodle on!
- I knew it!
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I told you guys.
It was worth the 200 yuan.
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You guys hang onto that. It's
gonna be worth a lot more someday.
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[giggles] It's so generous
of you, Dragon Warrior.
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Ah, call me Po...
the Dragon Warrior.
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I have a fan club!
What do you guys want to do first?
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Wash dishes!
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Tell us the story
of how you beat Tai Lung.
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- [gasps] Yeah!
- Yeah!
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It was a dark and stormy night.
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Then the next night was cloudless.
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And that's when I saw Tai Lung
for the first time.
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- Oh!
- That's pretty awesome.
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Monkey. Monkey!
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Monkey, you got anything cool
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that maybe I could show my
fans down at the fan club?
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Sure, Po.
How about this teacup?
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Cool.
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Hey, are these Shifu's
ceremonial nunchucks?
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- You can't take those.
- Well, he's not usin' them.
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- Or these ancient brass fight bells?
- Well, they're just, like, sitting there.
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- Or... Mantis?
- Not cool, man.
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I'll just, uh...
okay, bye. [door slams]
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- Look what I got you guys!
- Yeah!
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- It's my old throwing star.
- Whoa.
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- [grunts] It's slippery.
- I used it to butter my toast.
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You guys ready for the Dragon Warrior
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to take you on your
exclusive dragon tour-ier?
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- All: Yeah!
- Cool.
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I'll even tell you the Tai Lung
story again on the way.
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Ya!
[laughs]
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Okay.
What do we got? Oh!
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[excited laughter]
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Right here.
This very spot.
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I waged battle against
the mighty rhino, Hundun!
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I was standing right here, and
he was like, "you better not..."
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You think you
might fight him here again?
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- Yeah, do it!
- Right now!
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[chuckles] Well, I can't,
'cause he's kind of in jail.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, oh!
This is awesome.
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See that dent in the street?
My head made that
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after the barbarian horde
threw me off a roof!
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[excited screams]
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See, my head still fits.
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That's so cool.
Make another dent!
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- Yeah, do it!
- Right now!
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[chuckles]
No, I can't just hit my head.
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That's disappointing.
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Oh, oh, oh!
Over there!
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This is where I crushed the famous
terracotta warlords into powder.
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[screams]
We wanna see that!
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- Yeah, do it!
- Right now!
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Well, I-I can't.
They're... they're powder.
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- Fight something!
- Yeah, fight that guy!
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All: Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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I-I-I-I can't just start
a fight with some poor guy.
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Oh, that's a bummer.
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I'll tell you the story again!
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And then he was like, "you
can't beat me. I'm Tai Lung."
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And then...
and then, I said...
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Lam, Chen, and Yang:
"Skiddoosh."
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Close, but the accent is on the "skid,"
not the "oosh."
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Um, yeah. Are you actually
ever gonna do anything,
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like, exciting Dragon-Warrior stuff?
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Uh, yeah. I mean,
I've got training and laundry,
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and I got some stuff
I gotta memorize.
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No, cool stuff.
Like... like fighting someone.
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Yeah, do that!
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Only, things have been
kinda low-key lately.
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Oh... maybe we should
just pack it in for today.
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Cool.
Same time tomorrow?
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- Uh, I think I'm busy tomorrow. Uh...
- Uh, yeah. I-I-I'm busy.
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Yeah, I'm gonna be busy
with, um, some...
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- some stuff and things.
- Not a problem!
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Hey, the weekend it is.
I'll see you guys bright and early.
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- See ya.
- Sure.
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[laughs nervously]
Sounds good.
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Ha! I almost forgot
my Dragon-Warrior ears!
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Can't disappoint my fans.
[chuckles] No.
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[mocking] "Look, I'm Po,
the Dragon Warrior,
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and I'm scared of ducks."
[laughs]
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[laughter]
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What a lame hero!
He never hits anything.
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Yeah, I mean,
even I would punch a duck.
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[giggles]
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[somber music]
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Ow.
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[sighs]
[somber music]
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Hey, Po.
Why the round face?
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[chuckles] Get it?
I'm supposed to say "long face," but I...
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- I lost my fan club!
- What? How?
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Because I'm lame.
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Ow! Probably shouldn't
have done that.
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[groans]
I stink as a hero.
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[sighs]
Ever since I was a kid,
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I would read
the ancient art of kung fu
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and dream about being
like one of those heroes.
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Master Flying Rhino,
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Master Li Ling
of the thousand fists!
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A lot of those guys mainly
just kept the peace, so...
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I don't care.
My fan club hates me
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because I didn't hit anything
all week!
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I get it.
Your first fan club!
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You wanna show off.
244
00:12:24,422 --> 00:12:27,022
There's no bad guys
to fight right now.
245
00:12:27,024 --> 00:12:32,828
Yeah. Or people to save, or
disasters to prevent, or a...
246
00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:36,331
Po? Are you getting
one of those ideas
247
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:40,903
- that Shifu tells you to ignore?
- What? Pfft! No.
248
00:12:40,905 --> 00:12:42,838
What? Pfft!
Ridiculous.
249
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,211
Yes.
250
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,881
[chuckles]
251
00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:54,783
Hello, Mongolian fist demon jar.
252
00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:57,052
Friendly, harmless demon jar.
253
00:12:57,054 --> 00:13:00,289
[chuckles] How 'bout I let you
out, and we fight a little bit?
254
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,391
You know no big deal.
255
00:13:02,393 --> 00:13:05,594
What if you've got fangs?
You could have fangs.
256
00:13:05,596 --> 00:13:09,298
I could do a look-see real
quick, just to do a fang-check.
257
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,549
Right?
258
00:13:11,769 --> 00:13:14,703
Nah. But...
okay.
259
00:13:14,705 --> 00:13:17,039
Pro: I need to fight something.
260
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:21,310
Con: Incredibly dangerous
and could wreck the valley.
261
00:13:21,312 --> 00:13:24,079
Pro: I wanna?
262
00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:27,168
Eh, how bad could it be?
263
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,486
[screaming]
264
00:13:30,488 --> 00:13:32,154
It's a demon!
[growls]
265
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,822
[screaming]
266
00:13:33,824 --> 00:13:36,597
It's a demon!
267
00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:39,395
Help us, Po!
268
00:13:39,397 --> 00:13:41,231
Ya!
269
00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:44,900
The Dragon Warrior!
270
00:13:44,902 --> 00:13:48,737
Looks like someone needs
to learn some table manners!
271
00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:51,907
[blows landing]
272
00:13:51,909 --> 00:13:53,976
[growls]
273
00:13:53,978 --> 00:13:56,979
[heroic music]
274
00:13:56,981 --> 00:14:00,015
[cheering]
275
00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:05,688
[growls]
[screams]
276
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:09,592
Eh, con.
Con wins.
277
00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:10,593
Ah!
278
00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:13,529
[indistinct whispering]
279
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,600
[gasps]
280
00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:19,034
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
281
00:14:19,036 --> 00:14:21,036
Go back in!
Go back in!
282
00:14:21,038 --> 00:14:23,324
No!
283
00:14:26,177 --> 00:14:27,810
[high-pitched snarl]
284
00:14:27,812 --> 00:14:31,013
[growls]
285
00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:33,749
You're tiny!
286
00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:35,084
[growls]
287
00:14:35,086 --> 00:14:37,519
And cute!
[chuckles]
288
00:14:37,521 --> 00:14:40,456
[growling]
[music]
289
00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:44,326
H-h-hey, that's my stuff!
290
00:14:44,328 --> 00:14:47,262
[growling]
291
00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:01,510
Bad demon!
Shoo! Shoo!
292
00:15:01,512 --> 00:15:04,480
[growling]
293
00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:08,484
Shoo!
294
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:10,986
Oh, no!
295
00:15:10,988 --> 00:15:13,088
[growling]
296
00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:15,324
Maybe that wasn't the best idea.
297
00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:22,831
[growls]
298
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,534
Hey, get outta here!
299
00:15:25,536 --> 00:15:28,470
[growling]
300
00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:34,877
[screams]
301
00:15:34,879 --> 00:15:36,545
[screams]
302
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,718
- Huh?
- What?
303
00:15:51,795 --> 00:15:54,730
[suspenseful music]
304
00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:01,603
[growls]
305
00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:03,639
[screaming]
306
00:16:03,641 --> 00:16:04,940
[roars]
307
00:16:04,942 --> 00:16:06,395
[all screaming]
308
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,888
[screaming]
309
00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:17,227
[yelling]
310
00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,900
Wah!
[grunts]
311
00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,471
You're safe now.
312
00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:31,341
[growls]
313
00:16:31,343 --> 00:16:33,844
Here, demon, demon, demon.
314
00:16:33,846 --> 00:16:38,081
Here, Mongolian fist
demony-wemony.
315
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:42,765
Come out, demon.
I have a dumpling for you!
316
00:16:42,822 --> 00:16:45,956
[chewing]
I have a dumpling for you.
317
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,725
I have a...
[gulps]
318
00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:49,993
Just come out!
319
00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:52,596
[growls]
Oh, that's not good.
320
00:16:52,598 --> 00:16:56,867
- Ah!
- Oh, no! Monkey!
321
00:16:56,869 --> 00:17:00,537
[grunts]
[growls]
322
00:17:00,539 --> 00:17:03,907
Whoa!
How'd he get so huge?
323
00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:04,908
[growling]
324
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:06,910
[grunts]
325
00:17:06,912 --> 00:17:07,945
Oof!
326
00:17:07,947 --> 00:17:10,881
[growling]
327
00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:14,451
[gasps]
328
00:17:14,453 --> 00:17:18,255
Oof!
[grunts]
329
00:17:18,257 --> 00:17:20,257
[roars]
330
00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:22,255
[yelling]
It's a demon!
331
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,995
[gasps]
It's a demon!
332
00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:26,830
[growls]
Whoa!
333
00:17:26,832 --> 00:17:31,335
[snarls]
[screaming]
334
00:17:31,337 --> 00:17:32,336
[growling]
335
00:17:32,338 --> 00:17:34,905
Lam, Chen, and Yang:
Cool!
336
00:17:34,907 --> 00:17:36,006
You guys wait here.
337
00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:38,008
Watch close.
You'll see some hitting.
338
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,978
- Go get him!
- Yeah, do it!
339
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:44,882
- Right now!
- Anything for my fans.
340
00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:47,150
Now let's find out
what you got demon, huh?
341
00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:48,151
What you got?
342
00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:51,321
[growling]
343
00:17:51,323 --> 00:17:55,025
Hwah!
Ki-ga!
344
00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:56,994
[roars]
345
00:18:00,298 --> 00:18:03,001
Ya!
346
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:07,437
[thud]
347
00:18:07,439 --> 00:18:10,107
Whoo!
Extra point!
348
00:18:10,109 --> 00:18:12,075
[cheering]
349
00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:14,411
Po is the dragon!
He will never be beat.
350
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,880
Po is the warrior!
Chee...
351
00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:20,851
[growls]
352
00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:24,421
Did you just get bigger,
or did my eyes get smaller?
353
00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:25,555
Hit him, Dragon Warrior!
354
00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:28,525
Pound him, kung fu legend,
Puncher of evil!
355
00:18:28,527 --> 00:18:31,461
[growling]
356
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,993
Ya!
357
00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:40,370
Hiya!
358
00:18:43,107 --> 00:18:44,074
Yeah!
359
00:18:44,076 --> 00:18:46,343
- All: Fight! Fight! Fight!
- How do you like that hitting?
360
00:18:46,345 --> 00:18:47,377
Lam, Chen, and Yang:
Fight! Fight! Fight!
361
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:50,314
[growling]
362
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:56,353
I don't like this
getting-bigger thingy.
363
00:18:56,355 --> 00:18:57,521
All: Fight! Fight! Fight!
364
00:18:57,523 --> 00:18:58,956
Fight! Fight! Fight!
365
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:03,260
Wait a minute.
If hitting it makes it bigger,
366
00:19:03,262 --> 00:19:07,264
then not hitting it...
Bring it, demon!
367
00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:10,200
[growling]
368
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:19,476
That's it!
369
00:19:19,478 --> 00:19:20,978
[growls]
370
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,814
Tell me you've got
more than that!
371
00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:27,517
Why are you running from him,
Dragon Warrior?
372
00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:29,152
Ah... I'm not running away!
373
00:19:29,154 --> 00:19:33,623
See how I'm
awesomely avoiding conflict?
374
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,460
What a rip-off!
He's scared of him.
375
00:19:36,462 --> 00:19:39,162
No, I'm not scared of him.
376
00:19:39,164 --> 00:19:41,631
Whoa!
377
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:42,866
No!
378
00:19:42,868 --> 00:19:44,701
Oof!
379
00:19:44,703 --> 00:19:47,637
- Boo!
- He never hits anything.
380
00:19:47,639 --> 00:19:51,375
Use your fist! Use it for
punching, Puncher of evil!
381
00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:56,013
Okay, I will!
Ah!
382
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:58,882
[growling]
383
00:19:58,884 --> 00:20:00,650
Lam, Chen, and Yang:
Hit! Hit! Hit!
384
00:20:00,652 --> 00:20:03,887
Hit! Hit! Hit!
Hit! Hit! Hit!
385
00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:06,723
Hit! Hit! Hit!
Hit! Hit! Hit!
386
00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:08,025
No.
387
00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:10,961
[snarls]
388
00:20:12,363 --> 00:20:15,365
[yells]
389
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:18,502
[grunts]
390
00:20:18,504 --> 00:20:21,905
Boo!
Get off the stage.
391
00:20:21,907 --> 00:20:23,974
Come on.
Let's go.
392
00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:26,977
[solemn music]
393
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,282
[grunts]
[snarls]
394
00:20:32,284 --> 00:20:35,819
I may have lost my fans,
but I'm not losing to you.
395
00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:38,755
[roars]
396
00:20:39,891 --> 00:20:42,893
[growling]
397
00:20:45,963 --> 00:20:48,832
Huh!
[growling]
398
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:53,236
[thud]
399
00:20:53,238 --> 00:20:54,871
[crash]
400
00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:56,706
[smack]
401
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,376
[growling]
402
00:20:59,378 --> 00:21:03,513
[grunts] Guys!
A little help trapping him?
403
00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:07,751
I need a demon jar!
Uh... is that a thing?
404
00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:10,804
- Do we have those lying around?
- No.
405
00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:13,852
Fortunately, they can
be repaired fairly easily.
406
00:21:13,887 --> 00:21:17,860
Now, panda.
[growls]
407
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:19,763
[laughs nervously]
408
00:21:19,765 --> 00:21:23,667
That was an awful lot of trouble
just to impress your fans.
409
00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:26,603
I hope it was worth it.
410
00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:33,977
[knock at door]
411
00:21:33,979 --> 00:21:38,048
Whoever enters the Dragon's...
Uh, forget it.
412
00:21:44,121 --> 00:21:46,489
Hey.
413
00:21:46,491 --> 00:21:48,792
[sighs]
Look, out there...
414
00:21:48,794 --> 00:21:52,696
- Why didn't you fight him?
- Aw, you barely hit him at all!
415
00:21:52,698 --> 00:21:56,366
- You let him beat you!
- Oh, did I?
416
00:21:56,368 --> 00:21:57,734
All: Whoa!
417
00:21:57,736 --> 00:22:00,036
The Mongolian fist demon.
418
00:22:00,038 --> 00:22:01,204
All: Cool!
419
00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:03,807
[gasps]
420
00:22:03,809 --> 00:22:06,610
You beat it?
Incredible! How?
421
00:22:06,612 --> 00:22:08,812
Y-you didn't even hit it!
422
00:22:08,814 --> 00:22:12,249
Being a hero is not
all about hitting.
423
00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:16,820
Maybe 10%. And it's 90%
about not getting hit.
424
00:22:16,822 --> 00:22:18,355
[belches]
425
00:22:18,357 --> 00:22:19,689
And about 5% gas.
426
00:22:19,691 --> 00:22:24,094
- Can we keep this?
- The Mongolian fistemon is one thing,
427
00:22:24,096 --> 00:22:27,264
but, as defeated
by the Dragon Warrior, whoa!
428
00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:31,334
Uh, it'd be, like, the centerpiece
of our Dragon Warrior fan club.
429
00:22:31,336 --> 00:22:36,506
- Oh, you have a fan club?
- Yeah.
430
00:22:36,508 --> 00:22:38,775
We're sorry for doubting you, Po.
431
00:22:38,777 --> 00:22:44,047
Guess we didn't know what it
takes to be so bodaciously awesome.
432
00:22:44,049 --> 00:22:46,349
That's all right.
And in the coming weeks,
433
00:22:46,351 --> 00:22:49,119
I'll show you
a few more kung fu skills.
434
00:22:49,121 --> 00:22:50,253
All: Yeah!
435
00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,955
Strength! Hiya!
436
00:22:51,957 --> 00:22:53,423
Stamina! Kee!
437
00:22:53,425 --> 00:22:54,524
And control! Gah!
438
00:22:54,526 --> 00:22:55,525
[jar shattering]
439
00:22:55,527 --> 00:22:58,762
[snarls]
Oops.
440
00:22:58,764 --> 00:23:00,830
[screaming]
441
00:23:00,832 --> 00:23:04,658
Bad demon! Down, boy!
Ah! No! Ah!
442
00:23:05,811 --> 00:23:08,788
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