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[gong rings]
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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1x17 - Big Bro Po
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sync by Rafael UPD, corrections by f1nc0
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[Grunting]
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[Heavy thuds]
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- Dad, are we almost there?
- Yes, no thanks to you.
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[Grunts]
You could give me a hand
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with this you know, Bian Zao.
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- Do I have to?
- [Sighs] The oracle said
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I shouldn't tell you what you
have to do, because self-esteem
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can't be optimized without
sufficient personal-decision latitude.
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However, it would be very nice of you
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to offer your father some help.
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- But I don't have to?
- [Grunts] No!
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Unbelievable!
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[Panting]
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Dad, some guys are here
to see you.
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- [Chewing] Hey there.
- Let's do this.
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[Grunts]
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[All grunting]
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[Evil laugh]
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[Laughs] Oh!
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[Grunts]
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Ooh!
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[Laughs] Behold!
You are no match
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for my Iron claws of doom!
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[Sighs]
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[Grunts]
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Ooh!
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[Laughs, screams]
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Ooh!
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And now, panda...
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What?
[Metallic squeaks]
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Bian Zao, I told you
to lubricate the claws!
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No, you asked me
if I would do you a favor
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and lubricate the claws.
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[Growls]
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I hate this part.
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[Series of screams, crashes]
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Waa!
[Crash]
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It's Chor Ghom prison
for you, Taotie.
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That's just great!
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[Clank]
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Now I gotta go down
all these stairs?
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Awesome job, guys.
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Looks like I'm going
to be early for my nap.
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Uh, what about him?
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[Sighs]
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He didn't really do anything.
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You can skedaddle, junior.
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You're free... to go.
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- Where?
- Away.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- Great.
- Great.
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- Perfect!
- That's what I said!
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- I'm going.
- Go.
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- Gone!
- Anywhere you want.
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- I'll be gone.
- Just go.
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- Here I go.
- Good.
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Oh, whatever, dumpling boy!
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You're the dumpling boy!
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[Thunderclap]
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[Yawns]
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Hmm? What?
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- The storm keeping you up too?
- Huh? No.
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I mean, yes.
I mean, ugh!
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He's still out there, Taotie's kid.
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I see.
We're going down there.
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Sweet!
Farewell, squatter.
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Free ride's over, Bian Zao.
Shifu, let him have it.
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- Bian Zao.
- Whatever.
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As the master of the Jade Palace...
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Ha-ha.
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I invite you to come inside.
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Bow!
You hear that, pal?
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You gotta...
Wha... Come inside?
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I'm sorry, we're doing what now?
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We're bound by tradition, Po.
His father studied with me here.
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And while we may not accept
Taotie's actions,
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we accept his legacy...
Bian Zao.
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[Gong rings]
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[Sips]
But he's a bad guy.
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Well, bad-ish.
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We can't just have him walk
around the Jade Palace
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- without supervision.
- Indeed.
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That's why you are in charge of him.
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Both: What?
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See what you can do.
Maybe you can reform him.
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I'll try, but he's pretty hopeless.
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[Sips]
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So at first, I was like,
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"me, a babysitter?
I'm the Dragon Warrior,
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not the baby warrior sitter guy."
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Then I thought, "Bian Zao and I
are probably about the same age."
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- So how old are you?
- 13.
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Okay, so we're a lot...
not the same.
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Anyway... I say let's make a
clean start and have some fun.
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How about you just put me in jail?
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First off, I'm gonna call you BZ,
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'cause it's cool, and you're cool.
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- What do you think, BZ?
- Lame.
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All righty, so there's the hall with
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- the training equipment your Dad built.
- Lame.
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And this is where we put
all your Dad's machines
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every time we defeat him.
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- Getting pretty full in here.
- Lame.
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Showers, latrine, kitchen.
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Lame, lame, lame.
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Is there anything
you don't think is lame?
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[Mumbling]
I don't know.
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You know what?
We're gonna find something.
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And if anyone knows what's
un-lame, it's the Po-Man.
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Yeah, BZ and the Po-Man,
having fun, right?
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Right, BZ?
The BeeZmaster?
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BeeZy-weezy Po-por-eezi?
[Chuckles]
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I hate you so much right now.
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Behold!
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Dolls?
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They're action figures!
Don't ever call them... dolls!
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Let me show you.
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[Kung fu shouts]
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You're not playing.
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[Kung fu shouts]
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More fun when you play.
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[Kung fu shouts]
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Ka!
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I'm telling you, Dad,
he doesn't like anything!
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Oh, Po. You used to hate
everything but kung fu.
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However, there was one thing
you showed interest in.
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[Hums]
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- And... voil?!
- Baking?
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Like making cookies
and cakes and junk?
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L-A-M...
[Grunts]
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[Mumbling, swallows]
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- This is pretty good.
- Darn tooting.
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Po and I loved to bake together
when he was a boy. [chuckles]
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We still do, don't we?
Who's a good boy? [Laughs]
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Who's a good boy?
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[Laughs]
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Okay, son.
Teach him well.
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But don't give him
the mooncake recipe.
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Family secret.
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So you, like, do stuff
with your dad on purpose?
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Sure. All the time.
I mean, you only get one dad.
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Does he make you...
go with him
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when he tries
to conquer the world?
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Uh, my Dad doesn't really
conquer stuff.
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My Dad spends all his time
building machines
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to destroy the Jade Palace
and, you know, you.
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I just wish me and Dad
could hang out without,
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you know,
trying to blow something up.
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Hey. Your dad's got nothing
but time to hang out,
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now that he's in jail.
You should go visit him!
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And you could bake him a
cake to break the ice! Yes!
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Score one for the Po-Man.
Up high.
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Whatever.
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[Keys jingle]
[Footsteps]
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- Son?
- Yes.
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and he baked you a cake
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Okay, I baked it,
but I'm gonna teach him how.
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I'm so glad to see you, son.
Uh...
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- Do you mind?
- Oh, right.
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You probably want
some private time together.
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You don't want some guy
standing here
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- while you're trying to...
- Do you mind?
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I'll just go now.
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So... those buffoons
are treating you okay
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- at the Jade Palace?
- I guess.
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That lame panda wants
to teach me how to bake.
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Huh? Baking?
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You know, I once made a
30-foot tall mechanical
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cream puff that shot flaming
custard out of its... Son?
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All you ever do is work,
talk about work,
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work some more, and then figure
out why your work never works.
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- It's...
- Lame?
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You're right, son.
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Being a half-crazed megalomaniac
takes up a lot of my time.
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But if you help me break out of here,
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I promise we'll have some decidedly
non-diabolical "us" time.
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- Promise?
- Promise.
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Now you bake those cakes
with the panda,
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then sneak me the pieces
of my Iron claws of doom,
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- and I'll bust out of here.
- This isn't just some way
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you can go wreak vengeance
and stuff, is it?
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Nope, just you and me,
doing regular dad-son stuff.
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Laugh with me, son.
Ha-Ha!
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[Begrudging laugh]
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[Keys jingle]
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[Door creaks]
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Hey, there... you.
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- Um, settling in okay?
- Yes, sir.
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[Sighs]
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So... are you ready to embark
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on the awesome adventure
that is baking?
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- Ooh!
- Whatev... I mean,
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[False enthusiasm]
yes, let us embark, for I am excited.
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[Hums]
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We're baking, we're baking
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don't know what we're making
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look, my butt is shaking
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while we're baking, baking, baking
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Bian Zao, check this out.
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stoking the fire
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stoking the fire [scat singing]
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stoking the fire
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[Softly]
stoking the fire
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[With gusto]
stoking the fire
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[Bellows puffs]
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And...
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Voil?!
Look at that beauty.
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Now don't feel bad
if yours doesn't...
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Wow, BZ! Nice!
I'm proud of you.
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- You're what?
- Proud.
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Never heard that from my Dad.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I'm sorry, wha...
I said, "lame."
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stoking the fire
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You the panda, Po!
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No, sir.
You the duck!
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Hi, Po.
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Hey, um, Po,
when you walk around town,
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people don't throw stuff at you.
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- Well, why would they?
- They throw stuff at my Dad.
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Well, he does, you know,
attack people with giant,
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evil contraptiony machines
that destroy things,
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which is something I try to avoid.
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Yeah. You know, you're
not completely lame.
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[Clinking spoon]
stoking the fire
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stoking the fire [scat singing]
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[Softly]
stoking the fire
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stoking the fire
253
00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:02,136
[Door clanks]
254
00:14:02,138 --> 00:14:04,405
[Scat singing]
255
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,040
Both: stoking the fire
256
00:14:11,513 --> 00:14:12,847
[Both scat singing]
257
00:14:12,849 --> 00:14:14,801
stoking the fire
258
00:14:26,195 --> 00:14:28,798
Both: stoking the fire
259
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,232
Son, thanks to you,
260
00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:33,768
one more piece,
and the Iron claws of doom
261
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:37,463
will be more powerful than ever.
262
00:14:39,075 --> 00:14:42,944
I... I'm proud of you.
263
00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:57,025
[Soft grunt]
264
00:14:57,027 --> 00:15:00,995
You're like the little
warthog brother I never had.
265
00:15:00,997 --> 00:15:03,264
'Cause of you, things
are better with me and my Dad.
266
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:06,601
I mean, when he gets out of jail...
267
00:15:09,772 --> 00:15:11,906
[Maniacal laughter]
268
00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:14,375
Yah! Yah! Yah!
269
00:15:14,377 --> 00:15:18,012
Yah!
[Evil laughter]
270
00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:19,981
[Knife sharpening]
271
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:22,083
You carve, son!
272
00:15:22,085 --> 00:15:27,803
After all, this meal
is all because of you.
273
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:33,761
I can't do it.
I can't bring this to my Dad.
274
00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:35,530
What got up his exhaust vent?
275
00:15:35,532 --> 00:15:37,865
- I don't know.
- Po.
276
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:41,436
What?
I wasn't gonna eat... much.
277
00:15:41,438 --> 00:15:46,140
Bian Zao made that for his father.
What if you baked a cake for me?
278
00:15:46,142 --> 00:15:48,109
Would you want someone else to eat it?
279
00:15:50,612 --> 00:15:53,514
Lame.
280
00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:59,721
[Door slides]
Son. You're finally...
281
00:15:59,723 --> 00:16:02,924
- Hey, there.
- You?
282
00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:06,894
- Bian Zao couldn't make it.
- You... brought me a cake?
283
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:09,597
- Is this awkward?
- Not at all!
284
00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:13,334
I have loads of archenemies
who bring me baked goods.
285
00:16:13,336 --> 00:16:17,766
At last!
Freedom!
286
00:16:19,608 --> 00:16:25,346
[Titters] Is what eating this cake
will be like a little taste of.
287
00:16:25,348 --> 00:16:28,943
Yeah, well, enjoy your freedom.
Bye.
288
00:16:30,687 --> 00:16:32,086
[Door slides shut, locks]
289
00:16:34,056 --> 00:16:36,758
Thanks for the cake,
Dragon Warrior.
290
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:41,929
What a shame I'll be
using it to obliterate you!
291
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:43,631
[Evil laugh]
292
00:16:58,213 --> 00:16:59,814
[Muted bump]
293
00:16:59,816 --> 00:17:02,550
[Panting]
294
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,289
[Strong exhale]
Um, Po?
295
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:11,225
I got to tell you something.
296
00:17:11,227 --> 00:17:16,230
[Grunts] Hang on.
I just walked all the way
297
00:17:16,232 --> 00:17:17,532
to Chor Ghom prison and back.
298
00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:19,400
[Grunts]
You what?
299
00:17:19,402 --> 00:17:21,536
Your dad really appreciated
that cake.
300
00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,471
- He said, uh...
- You took the cake to my Dad?
301
00:17:23,473 --> 00:17:27,075
Oh, no!
Game over, man.
302
00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:30,278
- What's the big deal?
- That's what I got to tell you.
303
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,413
There was something in the cake.
304
00:17:39,354 --> 00:17:42,757
Ain't no laws when you got the claws!
305
00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:45,927
And they are lubricated this time, baby!
306
00:17:45,929 --> 00:17:50,198
Lubricated!
307
00:17:54,218 --> 00:17:55,819
Taotie is coming!
308
00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:59,489
- What?
- We put him in jail.
309
00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:01,826
I know, but I just
brought him the last piece
310
00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:04,161
he needed to rebuild
the Iron claws of doom!
311
00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:06,330
You brought him the last...
wait.
312
00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:09,200
Where did he get the other ones?
313
00:18:10,336 --> 00:18:15,272
I... tricked Po, and smuggled
the pieces in to my Dad.
314
00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:18,108
Yeah, you did.
And that was...
315
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:21,334
- Lame.
- Big deal.
316
00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:23,680
Taotie's never
been able to beat us before.
317
00:18:23,682 --> 00:18:27,351
He says his Iron claws are
more powerful than ever.
318
00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:32,184
It's possible
he'll never make it here.
319
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:33,690
He's here.
320
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,359
[Boom]
321
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,667
Hello, son.
322
00:18:43,669 --> 00:18:46,336
Glad you could be here
to witness the debut
323
00:18:46,338 --> 00:18:49,206
of my new, improved,
super-lubricated
324
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,441
Iron claws of doom.
325
00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:54,745
You see?
Continually self-lubricating.
326
00:18:54,747 --> 00:18:56,179
[Liquid swishes]
327
00:18:56,181 --> 00:19:00,017
- Isn't it awesome?
- Dad, you said...
328
00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:02,185
I know...
but when we're done here,
329
00:19:02,187 --> 00:19:06,857
we'll go skip some rocks
and play a sporting activity.
330
00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:08,158
Now duck!
331
00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:15,198
By the way, thanks to you
all for caring for my son.
332
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,701
Now eat chain!
333
00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:24,775
[All grunting]
334
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,947
Hiyah!
335
00:19:30,949 --> 00:19:32,516
Yah! Yah!
336
00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:34,284
[Grunting]
337
00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:35,819
[Chains clink]
338
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:38,388
This is fairly undignified.
339
00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:39,723
[Groans]
340
00:19:42,493 --> 00:19:44,294
Hyah!
341
00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:46,630
[Grunts]
342
00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:48,899
Ooh!
343
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:50,000
[Gasps]
Oof!
344
00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:52,235
[Chains clink]
345
00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:55,405
No panda.
I'll handle this.
346
00:19:56,808 --> 00:19:59,999
[Bang]
Or you can handle it.
347
00:20:01,046 --> 00:20:03,113
Stay here and keep down.
348
00:20:03,115 --> 00:20:04,347
'Cause with any luck
there's going to be
349
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:06,349
machine parts flying
everywhere in a second.
350
00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:10,287
- But I want to help.
- Help who?
351
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:12,522
Son!
352
00:20:18,963 --> 00:20:20,297
[Clanking]
Ugh!
353
00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:21,810
[Clanking]
354
00:20:21,811 --> 00:20:24,234
Dang!
Out of chains!
355
00:20:24,236 --> 00:20:29,206
Looks like we'll have to fight,
mano a... claw-o.
356
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,440
Yah!
357
00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:32,642
[Grunts]
358
00:20:32,644 --> 00:20:33,944
Ah! Man!
359
00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:36,580
What are those
Iron claws of doom made of?
360
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:38,148
Iron.
361
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,217
Oh, thought it was just a name.
362
00:20:40,219 --> 00:20:43,620
I mean, I'm the Dragon Warrior,
but I'm not made of dragon.
363
00:20:43,622 --> 00:20:45,322
[Yells]
364
00:20:45,324 --> 00:20:49,159
[Grunts] Come on!
Is that all you got?
365
00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:51,161
Not quite.
366
00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:52,329
Yah!
[Growls]
367
00:20:54,432 --> 00:20:57,167
[Clang]
Yah!
368
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,673
[Maniacal laughter]
369
00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:04,674
[Kung fu shout]
370
00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:10,335
Po!
371
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,683
Whah!
372
00:21:13,685 --> 00:21:16,253
[Evil laugh]
373
00:21:16,255 --> 00:21:18,488
Dad!
374
00:21:20,424 --> 00:21:21,424
Po!
375
00:21:21,426 --> 00:21:23,260
[Growls]
376
00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:24,327
Ah!
377
00:21:24,329 --> 00:21:29,166
[Both grunting]
378
00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:32,669
It would seem we're evenly matched.
379
00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:36,273
Need something to shift the balance.
380
00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:38,408
Yeah.
381
00:21:39,844 --> 00:21:42,712
Help me.
I'm your father!
382
00:21:42,714 --> 00:21:44,214
Help me.
I'm your buddy!
383
00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:47,584
- I gave you life!
- I gave you a cool nickname!
384
00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:48,785
I'll raise your allowance!
385
00:21:48,787 --> 00:21:51,621
I'll give you the mooncake recipe!
386
00:21:51,623 --> 00:21:57,203
Oh, man!
Moral dilemma. Lame!
387
00:21:58,096 --> 00:22:00,630
Way to go!
You scared him off!
388
00:22:00,632 --> 00:22:03,200
Me? You're the one who
was all, "I gave you life!"
389
00:22:03,202 --> 00:22:06,013
That's just creepy.
390
00:22:06,205 --> 00:22:07,938
[Blast]
391
00:22:09,407 --> 00:22:11,975
- Son!
- BZ?
392
00:22:11,977 --> 00:22:13,856
Yes! Air attack!
393
00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:16,546
- Dad, grab on!
- What?
394
00:22:16,548 --> 00:22:19,216
Ooh!
395
00:22:19,218 --> 00:22:21,218
[Maniacal laughter]
396
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:24,487
You are the greatest son
in the world!
397
00:22:24,489 --> 00:22:28,391
And you are the greatest
Dad in... the family.
398
00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:32,996
Okay. Now swoop down by
his melon head, so I can...
399
00:22:32,998 --> 00:22:34,064
Oops!
400
00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:37,867
I accidentally knocked
something loose, on accident.
401
00:22:37,869 --> 00:22:40,237
What the...
Not the lubrication hose!
402
00:22:40,239 --> 00:22:41,638
Oh!
403
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:47,944
- Oh, and I was winning too!
- Sorry.
404
00:22:47,946 --> 00:22:50,447
Thanks, buddy.
405
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:55,051
- They're getting away.
- They'll be back.
406
00:22:55,053 --> 00:22:56,553
But we did some good here today.
407
00:22:56,555 --> 00:22:58,755
We brought a family closer together.
408
00:22:58,757 --> 00:23:00,290
You're too high!
409
00:23:00,292 --> 00:23:02,592
- Whatever, Dad.
- Lower! Lower!
410
00:23:02,594 --> 00:23:04,294
[Screams, grunts]
411
00:23:04,296 --> 00:23:06,201
Uh, sort of.
412
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,704
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