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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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1x04 - Chain Reaction
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subtitles by Apollo
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The two legendary warriors
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strode bravely towards danger,
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cutting through the
thick fog like it was...
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soup.
Dangerous, evil soup.
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The two best friends
had been through much that day:
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An epic march,
a treacherous scouting mission,
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the nearby shop being out of
friendship bracelets,
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and one of the two...
unimportant, which one...
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refusing to wear them anyway!
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But they were about to face
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their most fearsome part yet...
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Mr. Yang.
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They must pay Mr. Yang,
the grumpy statue cleaner,
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and return with their prize,
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Shifu's favorite ruby-encrusted
statue of Ugwei,
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which had grown dirty from
the fearsome assault of time
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and dust and dry rice spits
dropped on it, accidentally
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and with great pomp, the
processional proceeded to progress.
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Never before had such
a magnificent caravan of
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awesomeness trekked
through these hinterlands
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of what... of the... with...
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What's the word?
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- Po!
- No, that's not it.
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Po, you're doing it again.
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Quit daydreaming out loud.
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Well, I wouldn't do it if
you'd just talk to me a little.
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Po, we're on a mission.
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Okay.
Okay, then.
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Just mission-critical stuff.
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Super-important mission stuff.
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- Fine.
- Like...
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What's your favorite color?
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For me, I guess maybe blue.
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Yeah, it's all steely and cold, like me.
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Ooh, but I like red.
Yeah, 'cause red's all fire.
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Hmm, of course there's yellow.
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Yellow's all friendly,
like sunshine and mustard and...
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Gah, this is hard!
They're all so great.
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Why can't there be one color
that's so much more awesome
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than the other colors,
it's, like, no contest?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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It could be, like, a color
you've never heard of,
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like grank or lipp or flugu
or something.
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"Hey, hey,
what's your favorite color?"
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"Flugu."
"Wow, so's mine!"
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"Hey, nice shade of flugu."
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"Thanks,
it's my favorite color."
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"Mine too!"
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Might bring a little peace
to the... uni... verse.
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No?
Not a fan of the flugu?
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I have a rule
about idle chitchat.
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I don't do it.
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You have a rule
about everything.
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If we're going to be
best friends,
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like the way I dreamed about
since I was five,
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you're going to have to
loosen up.
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Look, I say this
with complete respect.
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I don't have a favorite color.
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I don't have
a favorite mushroom.
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- Shiitake.
- I don't know any dwarves.
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And when we get back, I'm taking
a monthly vow of solitude...
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- Alone.
- Fine.
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I mean, that's how I like
my solitude: Alone.
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With maybe cream.
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In another quarter mile,
we can eat that lunch we packed.
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Oh, um...
was that for both of us?
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Po!
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Hold it.
Push.
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Croc bandits.
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Hey, there, pretty lady.
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- I am a boy.
- He meant me.
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Wow, that was easy.
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Take the statue,
and get the ruby.
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You'll take nothing.
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Yeah.
What she said.
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Looks like we're going
to do this the hard way.
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Get off the chain.
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Use... gah!...
leave... ooh!...
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Other... backhand.
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I'm stuck.
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Get it off.
Come on.
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I don't want to be a downer,
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but we can't fight them
like this.
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We took an oath
to protect this statue.
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Capture them.
Spears!
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Uh, got a feeling we don't
want to get captured here.
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I'm not changing anything.
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I'm saving the statue.
We can take them.
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Good idea, but first...
let's not die.
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- Don't be mad.
- Why would I be...
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Oh, no.
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Bad idea!
Bad idea!
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- No kidding!
- Try lending a hand next time.
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- Stop doing that.
- Me?
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You know, up close,
your face looks kind of angry.
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Little lines right here
and here.
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Get off!
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Is there a way of doing this
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that doesn't involve kicking me?
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Yes.
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Ooh!
Oh, I see, a new plan.
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I was about to suggest...
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Ooh.
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Hold on.
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"Hold on"?
Let me explain handcuffs to you.
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Of course.
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Hey, thought that would be
a serious bone-cruncher.
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How about you, Tigress?
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Uh, Tigress?
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Tigress, wake up.
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Show me how to revive you!
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Okay, not sure that works.
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Po, when you're chained
to someone
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and you jump off a cliff,
get them to agree to it first!
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That's the protocol.
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There's a protocol for that?
Who knew?
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Next, you're going to tell
me there's a protocol for
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a three-foot-tall rooster
holding a battle ax and a banana.
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Approach from
the battle ax side.
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The banana's a decoy.
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That's a good... one.
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Uh, right, got it.
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I'll write that down
in my... log.
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Oh, I can't believe we lost
the statue and the ruby.
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Oh, did we?
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Uh, I mean...
Did we?
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You got it?
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I grabbed it
when the statue fell,
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without a plan.
Imagine that.
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I guess they were too busy
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punching me in the
face to notice. Losers.
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Well, when they do notice,
they'll be after us.
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- Let's head that way.
- Ooh!
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Where's the ruby?
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No, seriously... wait.
No, no.
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Where's the ru...
where's the ru...
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Okay.
Okay, all right.
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Funny joke, guys.
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Now give me the ruby.
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Um...
We don't have it.
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I think I saw the panda take it.
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That's great.
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No, that's great,
that you watched that happen.
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That's really...
You know what?
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You've got a keen eye.
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I've... did anybody
ever tell you that?
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That's... next time, though?
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Yeah?
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Next time, maybe you could
stop him!
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Now get that ruby back!
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Slow down.
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This is kind of awesome,
isn't it?
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Po and Tigress together
on an adventure,
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just the way I'd always hoped
it would be.
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If you count getting
handcuffed, robbed,
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yanked off a cliff, and failing
at the mission as awesome,
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then yes, it's been awesome.
What's next?
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We're going to get
the statue back.
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Oh, well,
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we can't do anything
until we get these chains off.
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I got an idea.
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All right.
Pull on "three."
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- Ready?
- Ready.
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Three.
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I...
don't... think...
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Ah!... it's working.
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You don't just yell "three"
when you say "on three."
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You actually have to count
to three.
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Never heard that before.
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Run!
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- No, no, this way.
- Why would we run that way?
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You always break toward cover.
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Of course,
proper fleeing etiquette.
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I must have missed that day.
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Whoa!
Oof.
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- Do you see them?
- It's hard to tell.
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They're crocodiles.
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It's like an alligator
with a different snout.
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I know what they are.
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If you see any large reptiles,
the code word is "pudding."
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I think we lost 'em.
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We should name our
adventure. Yeah.
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You know how Shifu tells
the story of Ugwei
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and the fiery demons
of Wu Zhong mountain?
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We should have a name.
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Yeah, how about "the fiery
demons of stop talking"?
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Oh, oh, oh! We can
have a song too, like:
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Bow chicka dow
ja-dong-adong, beeee!
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The Furious Two
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They're going on a rampage
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Dumplings.
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Where?
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You mean "pudding."
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Ow!
What are you doing?
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You said you always break
towards cover.
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Unless you break
towards higher ground.
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When did running away
get so complicated?
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We lost them.
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Hey, that's a nice bell.
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See, this is the great thing
about traveling.
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You see things
you'd never see at home.
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Believe it or not, Po,
I've seen a bell before.
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I'm getting the impression
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you're not having as
good a time as I am.
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Getting out of these cuffs
will be my good time.
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And that bell
could cut the chain.
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Great.
Time to lose the jewelry.
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See what I did there?
I called the cuffs "jewelry."
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Yeah, I got it.
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Uh, okay.
Uh, you're the planner,
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so all the planning is covered
with your plan, right?
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Right.
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Mama.
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Did it work?
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Shh!
Keep your voice down.
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What?
I can't hear anything!
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What words am I saying?
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I think they got away.
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Darn it, guys.
We talked about this.
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Remember, we gave ourselves
one year to be real bandits.
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We're 11 months in.
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If I have to go back to carving
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terra-cotta warriors for my dad...
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I am whispering!
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That's the panda.
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We're back in business.
Eat it, dad!
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- What?
- Stop shouting.
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It is cloudy, but we need
to get out of here!
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Can you focus, please?
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Come on; They're in here.
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Hit it again.
255
00:12:46,987 --> 00:12:48,019
Ooh!
256
00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:49,387
Hit it.
257
00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:51,589
Hit it again.
258
00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:53,792
Hit it again!
259
00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:56,227
Hit it!
260
00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:57,529
Hit it!
261
00:12:57,531 --> 00:12:58,863
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
262
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,732
What's wrong?
263
00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:03,268
- Brace yourself.
- Really?
264
00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:05,336
You think so?
265
00:13:05,338 --> 00:13:08,173
Brace... your... self.
266
00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:18,383
Darn it, guys!
267
00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:26,825
I can't think.
I haven't eaten all day.
268
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:29,227
Really?
We ate lunch.
269
00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:31,863
I ate lunch.
270
00:13:31,865 --> 00:13:37,068
I ate your lunch.
Right.
271
00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,103
Oh, ho, ho, lookee here.
272
00:13:42,374 --> 00:13:44,943
I'm just gonna climb up that...
273
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:50,114
I'm just gonna...
big belly in the way.
274
00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:55,220
Don't mind if I do.
275
00:13:56,989 --> 00:13:59,557
It's time for the crazy feet.
276
00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:01,759
Whoa!
277
00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:03,661
Ooh!
Panda!
278
00:14:09,368 --> 00:14:11,936
I can't believe you did that.
279
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,004
Ugh!
280
00:14:13,006 --> 00:14:17,642
All I wanted was
something... to... eat.
281
00:14:17,644 --> 00:14:19,844
You're welcome.
282
00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:24,883
Thanks, Po.
283
00:14:26,852 --> 00:14:29,420
Whoa, there's a lot
of honey in this tree.
284
00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:31,589
Bees produce more
than they eat.
285
00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:33,391
No. Huh!
286
00:14:33,393 --> 00:14:34,559
You know a lot of stuff.
287
00:14:34,561 --> 00:14:36,895
I studied...
for a long time.
288
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:39,063
What about friends?
289
00:14:39,065 --> 00:14:42,300
My friends are the twins
discipline and sacrifice.
290
00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:44,936
I don't think they'd like me.
291
00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:46,537
That's okay.
You'll never meet them.
292
00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:47,805
Ha ha!
293
00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:51,409
Oh, you!
You made a funny.
294
00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:52,610
That was funny, wasn't it?
295
00:14:52,612 --> 00:14:54,112
It has meaning on two levels.
296
00:14:54,114 --> 00:14:56,247
You can't meet them, because
they're an abstract idea,
297
00:14:56,249 --> 00:14:57,715
and you won't,
because you're lazy...
298
00:14:57,717 --> 00:14:59,384
Yeah, okay.
Now you're just wrecking it.
299
00:14:59,386 --> 00:15:01,185
Right.
300
00:15:01,187 --> 00:15:04,722
Um, can I ask you something?
301
00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:08,259
You, uh, wanted to be
the Dragon Warrior, didn't you?
302
00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:11,629
Everyone wanted to be
the Dragon Warrior.
303
00:15:11,631 --> 00:15:14,899
But things don't always turn out
the way you think.
304
00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:20,271
You think Ugwei made
the wrong choice.
305
00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:27,545
Okay, yeah.
Fire's getting a little low.
306
00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:31,316
Po!
307
00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:34,152
I was carving a key
to get the shackles opened.
308
00:15:34,154 --> 00:15:35,853
I worked hours on that thing.
309
00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:37,789
I... I thought it was firewood.
310
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:38,990
You didn't think at all.
311
00:15:38,992 --> 00:15:41,793
You never do, Dragon Warrior.
312
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:43,027
I'm just trying to...
313
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,563
Do what?
Trying to do what?
314
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:48,199
Lose the statue?
Fumble through everything?
315
00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:52,103
Is that the Dragon Warrior way?
316
00:15:52,105 --> 00:15:55,406
Maybe Ugwei did make
the wrong choice.
317
00:15:56,475 --> 00:15:59,711
Tigress, you may be
a great warrior,
318
00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:05,495
but you stink at friendship
and fun... ship.
319
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:08,386
I'm out of here.
320
00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:18,696
The handcuffs.
321
00:16:18,698 --> 00:16:21,299
The honey must have
slipped the cuff off.
322
00:16:21,301 --> 00:16:23,601
Tigress, we're free!
323
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:26,404
Is there nothing
honey can't do?
324
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:33,144
Po.
325
00:16:33,146 --> 00:16:34,479
Po?
326
00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:39,884
Tigress, we did it.
Tigress?
327
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,154
Tigress!
328
00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:50,030
Look, you got a job to do.
I got a job to do.
329
00:16:50,032 --> 00:16:52,532
So why don't you just tell me
where the ruby is?
330
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:55,602
Or what? You're going to play
good croc/bad croc?
331
00:16:56,671 --> 00:16:58,004
You're going down!
332
00:16:58,006 --> 00:17:00,307
I'm not playing these games
with you anymore!
333
00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:02,109
Forget it, Gary.
She knows.
334
00:17:02,111 --> 00:17:04,923
Oh, okay.
Well, I guess
335
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,481
I'll clean up these weapons now.
336
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:08,782
And it's Gah-ri.
337
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,520
If you don't want to tell us, fine.
338
00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:15,689
Then we'll do this the hard way.
339
00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:18,058
You already said that.
That's twice now.
340
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,092
Hey!
341
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,196
It's... it's a good line,
so shut up.
342
00:17:23,198 --> 00:17:24,297
It is a good line.
343
00:17:24,299 --> 00:17:25,398
Now, where was I?
344
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,800
I think you were going
to yammer on
345
00:17:26,802 --> 00:17:28,678
and I was going to do this.
346
00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:32,339
Darn it!
347
00:17:32,341 --> 00:17:34,174
Oh, everybody back up.
348
00:17:34,176 --> 00:17:36,409
Just back up, 'cause she's got
a vicious kick.
349
00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:38,311
Oh, who didn't tie her up
below the knees?
350
00:17:38,313 --> 00:17:40,981
Come on, guys.
This is basic stuff.
351
00:17:45,888 --> 00:17:49,456
Okay.
That's it.
352
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:52,125
I'm done going easy on you.
353
00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:55,793
Let me guess...
you're going to do it the hard way.
354
00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:01,701
Bring it, boys.
355
00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:12,279
Prepare to be torn to pieces.
356
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,687
Huh?
357
00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:22,989
It's facing the wrong way!
358
00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:26,426
Wha... wait... no.
359
00:18:26,428 --> 00:18:29,729
Roll it back out.
Turn around...
360
00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:31,865
Keep preparing
to be torn to pieces.
361
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:34,868
Just hold on a second.
362
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:38,538
They're everywhere.
I need a plan.
363
00:18:52,721 --> 00:18:57,224
There's an intruder
in the woods. Find him!
364
00:18:57,226 --> 00:19:00,527
Looks like we're doing this
the hard way.
365
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,467
Darn it!
366
00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:10,170
Po.
367
00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:13,640
- Po, listen, I...
- You okay?
368
00:19:13,642 --> 00:19:15,976
Let's get you and the
statue out of here.
369
00:19:15,978 --> 00:19:18,111
I'm surprised
you came back for me.
370
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,913
Thanks.
371
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:24,217
Well, it's protocol.
You know, for friends.
372
00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:27,053
On three.
373
00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:29,055
Three!
Ha!
374
00:19:34,729 --> 00:19:38,265
We're surrounded.
375
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:39,933
You take half.
I'll take half.
376
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,808
- I'll get the statue.
- I got it.
377
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,844
- Po.
- Oh, right. Sorry.
378
00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:23,209
Welcome to the fist-ival.
Allow me to punch your tickets.
379
00:20:24,445 --> 00:20:26,680
Can't... hold on.
380
00:20:28,115 --> 00:20:29,916
Tigress!
381
00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:36,222
Know what we need?
A plan.
382
00:20:36,224 --> 00:20:38,325
We need to do this together.
383
00:20:39,695 --> 00:20:42,996
- Why'd you do that?
- Because you're right.
384
00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:44,164
- Together!
- Together!
385
00:20:54,608 --> 00:20:56,009
On three.
386
00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:57,577
- Three!
- Three!
387
00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:11,157
How about a little
flying panda style?
388
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:21,434
Nice job.
No, impressive.
389
00:21:21,436 --> 00:21:25,205
But I've got the statue,
and you've got the...
390
00:21:25,207 --> 00:21:27,741
ruby?
No, I don't think so.
391
00:21:27,743 --> 00:21:30,477
I have it right here.
Look at that.
392
00:21:31,613 --> 00:21:32,545
No!
393
00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:18,625
Darn it!
394
00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:32,806
- Nice work.
- You too.
395
00:22:32,808 --> 00:22:34,707
- Know what?
- What?
396
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:37,043
Ugwei did make
the right choice,
397
00:22:37,045 --> 00:22:38,611
Dragon Warrior.
398
00:22:38,613 --> 00:22:40,213
Really?
Really?
399
00:22:40,215 --> 00:22:43,183
Oh, wow!
I love that you just said that.
400
00:22:44,986 --> 00:22:45,919
The furious two
401
00:22:47,022 --> 00:22:49,022
Dragon Warrior
and his sidekick
402
00:22:49,024 --> 00:22:50,690
After the rampage
403
00:22:52,227 --> 00:22:55,495
Po?
Did you say "sidekick"?
404
00:22:55,497 --> 00:22:56,863
What? No.
405
00:22:56,865 --> 00:23:00,200
It was, like...
I mean...
406
00:23:00,202 --> 00:23:03,470
So... what is your favorite color?
407
00:23:07,767 --> 00:23:10,820
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