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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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1x02 - Princess & Po
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corrections & webdl by f1nc0
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Princess Mei-Li's peace mission
is of the utmost importance.
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We can't afford any mistakes, Po.
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How come you never say,
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"We can't afford any mistakes,
Tigress" or...
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Ooh, noodle rolls!
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You have to get Princess Mei-Li
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safely to the king of the Qidon.
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She may be only a child,
but she is royalty.
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So...
she's a kid Princess.
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Oh, man, I am perfect for this gig!
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'Cause if there's one
thing I love, it's kids.
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And if there's one thing
that loves me, it's...
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- also kids.
- But she's also a Princess.
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There's a strict protocol.
Never make eye contact,
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always address her with deference,
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and avoid touching unless
absolutely necessary.
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What if she wants to
hug my sheer awesomeness?
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Stop it!
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Do not touch the royal silks.
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Kiss my feet!
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But wash them first.
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Cute!
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How dare you keep me waiting?
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I am a Princess!
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If this happens again, I
shall have you all beheaded.
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Yeah! Behead everyone!
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Who's with... oh!
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Insolent jiggly mess.
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You broke my imperial staff!
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Nuh-Uh. You broke it.
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You dare accuse me of lying?
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I want him executed! At once!
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Don't you look at me.
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Don't you look at me!
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Don't.
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Hey!
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Your imperial highness,
this is the Dragon Warrior.
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Nice to meet you, your highness.
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Oh. I guess I need you, butterball.
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So I won't have you executed...
yet!
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Who said you could sit?
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Oh ho ho!
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She's feisty, huh?
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I thought you said kids loved you.
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It could happen.
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She just needs a little encouragement.
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Oh, you think I can't do it?
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There is no child that can
resist the Dragon Warrior.
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I'm like a sandbox in a
black-and-white playground
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covered in fur.
I'll bet you both a foot massage
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that by the time we get to Qidon,
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she'll be eating out of my hand.
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- I'm in.
- Me too.
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You'll see. I'm the Dragon Warrior.
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Kids love the Dragon Warrior.
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Heh! Watch this.
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Oh, your highness!
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Hi, there, Princess.
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My name is Mr. Baby Po.
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I made you a puppet.
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Okay, peasants, let's get going.
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Gentlemen, there it goes.
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Loads of gold, jade, fabrics...
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Ooh, fabrics.
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And gold.
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Gentlemen... and Gah-Ri,
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that brat with the
crown is our next target.
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Let's go!
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Move it. Move it. Move it.
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Your highness, it's starting to rain.
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You stupid clouds!
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You are going to be in so much trouble.
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Faster. Quit bouncing.
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Carry me higher. Slow down.
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Well, Po, at least
she likes your present.
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- Whoa!
- What?
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Look out!
She's got fire poppers.
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And the best part is,
that'll never, ever get annoying.
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Hey, there, your high, uh, Princessness.
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Could you kind of, you know,
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quit chucking those
things at my friends?
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Appreciate it.
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So anyway...
look what I found.
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Mah-Jong, the most awesome
tile-based game ever.
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Weiqi? Liubo?
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Si guo qi?
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Come on!
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If you don't like
games, what do you like?
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You and the Princess buddies yet?
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It's a process.
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Hey, your highness, want
to hear a funny joke?
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Guess not.
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Princess!
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Yo, Princess, up here!
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Yeah, kids love you.
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Right. I see it.
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Why aren't we there yet?
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Make the ground move faster!
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Don't you look at me!
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Now's our chance to attack,
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for it is the destiny of we the strong
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to conquer they the weak
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and, by dint of force, to take from them
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that which they hold most precious.
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Do I have time to pee?
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No!
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Well, if you hurry. Just...
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Do you think the Princess likes clowns?
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You don't look like a clown, Po.
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You look like a lady.
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- Stop!
- What is it?
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I don't know. Something.
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Hey!
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No one is allowed to yell "stop" but me.
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I'll have you beheaded.
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I'll have all of you beheaded!
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I'll make you behead yourselves!
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Bandits!
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Looks like we're going
to do this the hard way.
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You guys, take the tiger
and the bug.
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I'll handle the clown.
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See? I do look like a clown.
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I gotta pee again.
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Pressure points.
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Hope you don't need that
arm for the next couple days.
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Darn it all!
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Not this time.
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Ow! What are you...
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Stop fighting.
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I want fried rice balls
stuffed with sweet bean paste.
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Oh, my gosh, I love those.
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But we can't stop fighting right now,
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your imperial highness, ma'am.
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You dare touch the royal personage?
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I am the Princess Mei-Li,
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and I command you to
give me fried rice balls.
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Here. Rice balls.
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Now stay here. You'll be safe.
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I don't like these fried rice balls.
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They need more bean paste.
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In a minute!
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Now!
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More bean paste!
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Po!
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Get me down!
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Now stay there.
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You'll be safe.
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Where is my red bean paste?
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Wahjig! Hei! Ha! Buulabuula!
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You want some of this?
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That was close, huh?
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Later, losers.
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Get me down!
Now!
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Get your hands off me.
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They got everything,
including all the food.
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Nooooo!
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All that remains is
a single jug of water.
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My crown was dusty.
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I'm thirsty.
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And where is my bean paste
for my fried rice balls?
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You stink as a warrior!
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You're supposed to protect me.
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Yes, Princess.
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And you!
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I wouldn't even use you for bait.
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Yes, Princess.
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Leave them alone.
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Puddle-Belly!
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My stuff is gone, and
it's all your fault.
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My fault?
It's my fault?
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You wouldn't stay in the tree.
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You let the bandits get away.
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You dumped out the last of our water.
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And you picked on my friends.
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Oh! How dare you?
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I dare because when
something's wrong, it's wrong.
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I don't care how royal
highnessy you are.
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You are mean, rotten, bossy, and bratty,
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and nobody likes you.
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Wow.
In my mind, that was cooler.
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You spoke the truth, buddy.
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Worst mistake of your
life but appreciated.
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Well, this trip has been fun.
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We'll camp here for the night.
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Yeah, at least there's
lots of dirt to eat.
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Oh, hello.
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Didn't see you there on this... log.
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So, hey, uh, since I'm here,
let me tell you a story.
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It's made up.
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It's, like, you know,
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one of those metaphorical,
parable-olical things
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that's, you know, made up.
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I mean, it's not based
on anything real... ish.
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So, anyway,
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This Panda is taking this
Princess on a journey,
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and even though he
does everything he can
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to keep her happy and safe,
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shshe's just kind of...mean.
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Like, really mean.
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And I tried... that
is, the Panda tried hard
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and told his friends that
he could get you to like me.
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I mean, her... him...
her like him, not me.
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Him... he... ah.
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Anyway, he failed.
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No, I failed.
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So I kind of had to tell you the truth
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even though it's not the best idea
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in terms of, I don't
know, staying alive.
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I was just trying.
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And, well, the moral of the story is...
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Do you smell something burning?
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You... you fixed it.
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Is your foot okay?
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Ugh, if you like medium rare.
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You think I don't know nobody likes me?
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Some of them pretend to,
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but it's just because I'm a Princess.
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I never have any friends...
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not real friends, like you have,
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like the cricket
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and that mean man with the stripes.
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You have a friend now.
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The puppet?
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Duh! Me.
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Really?
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Yeah, why not?
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As long as you don't chop my head off.
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How do I know you don't
just want something from me?
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Are you kidding?
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After that bandit attack,
you don't have anything.
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It's a deal.
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So care to lose a game of Mah-jongg?
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I never lose. And I go first, and...
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I mean, would you like to go first?
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Why, thank you, Princess.
You're still going to lose.
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Dream on.
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For the rider!
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It's Princess style.
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Easy, now. Easy.
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Ah, we're going to hit that tree!
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Uh, is the Princess
laughing, or am I crazy?
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00:14:31,795 --> 00:14:33,128
I'm thinking both.
266
00:14:34,263 --> 00:14:36,298
The Qidon. We're there.
267
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,099
Wow.
268
00:14:38,101 --> 00:14:39,334
- It looks...
- Smelly.
269
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,669
I was going to say "stanky,"
270
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,404
but I think we're on the same page here.
271
00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:51,212
We made it.
272
00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:52,380
All right.
273
00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:54,015
Go ahead and knock.
274
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:55,584
You think they have any fried rice balls
275
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,185
stuffed with bean paste?
276
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,020
That would be great.
277
00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:06,094
It's so nice that you've
given her a little happiness
278
00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:08,296
before she becomes the
Qidon king's servant
279
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,965
for the rest of her life.
280
00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:11,299
Well, I...
281
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,401
Did you say "servant"?
282
00:15:13,403 --> 00:15:14,469
Of course.
283
00:15:14,471 --> 00:15:15,770
It's why we came here.
284
00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:18,273
We were told this was a peace mission.
285
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:19,507
It is.
286
00:15:19,509 --> 00:15:21,376
We're giving Mei-Li to the Qidon King
287
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:24,079
in exchange for peace.
288
00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:27,649
A terrible and deadly
war raged for decades
289
00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:30,118
between us and the Qidon.
290
00:15:34,156 --> 00:15:36,658
It was only by the offer of a Princess,
291
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,260
one who would shoulder
the burden of her people
292
00:15:39,262 --> 00:15:43,264
in tortuous labor,
that the war was ended,
293
00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:47,102
a difficult but unavoidable arrangement.
294
00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:51,473
Every few years, the king
is given a new Princess,
295
00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:55,343
for none of them last that long.
296
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,511
No!
297
00:15:56,513 --> 00:15:58,747
We've got to get her out of here.
298
00:15:58,749 --> 00:15:59,848
Enter!
299
00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:07,756
Well, I've waited weeks
to have my armor scrubbed
300
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,724
by a royal servant.
301
00:16:09,726 --> 00:16:13,728
Bring me the Princess...
my new servant.
302
00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:15,664
What?
303
00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:24,872
Once more, for clarity.
304
00:16:24,874 --> 00:16:26,340
Give me the Princess!
305
00:16:26,342 --> 00:16:28,509
All righty.
306
00:16:28,511 --> 00:16:29,810
Here you go.
307
00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:30,944
What?
308
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,479
Oh, uh, yes.
309
00:16:32,481 --> 00:16:34,882
I am the Princess.
310
00:16:36,985 --> 00:16:39,553
My, my, Princess.
311
00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:41,555
Please, won't you do
312
00:16:41,557 --> 00:16:45,993
the ceremonial Princess
dancing song for me?
313
00:16:45,995 --> 00:16:49,630
Uh, ceremonial dancing song?
314
00:16:49,632 --> 00:16:51,231
Do the Princess dancing song!
315
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:58,739
Princess
316
00:16:58,741 --> 00:17:01,775
?�? ceremony dan... ?�?
317
00:17:01,777 --> 00:17:03,510
?�? dance of the... ?�?
318
00:17:03,512 --> 00:17:06,180
?�? ceremony dance ?�?
319
00:17:06,182 --> 00:17:07,514
Princess...
320
00:17:07,516 --> 00:17:11,185
Stop!
Do you think I'm stupid?
321
00:17:11,187 --> 00:17:12,352
A little.
322
00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:15,823
Well, I'm not.
I'm also not patient!
323
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:18,525
Hand her over now!
324
00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:20,861
I can't. Sorry.
325
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:22,396
No way. Can't do it.
326
00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:26,734
So be it.
327
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,307
These guys are tough.
328
00:17:39,714 --> 00:17:41,215
Stop!
329
00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:44,585
I won't let you risk your lives for me.
330
00:17:44,587 --> 00:17:45,853
King of the Qidon,
331
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:50,290
I, Princess Mei-Li,
surrender myself to you.
332
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,794
What? No!
333
00:17:57,532 --> 00:17:59,700
I have to, Po.
334
00:17:59,702 --> 00:18:01,368
I accept this offering.
335
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,171
In exchange, I promise peace.
336
00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:07,074
Right, let's start with "get out."
337
00:18:07,076 --> 00:18:09,109
Put her in chains.
338
00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:20,254
Wait!
339
00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:21,522
What is it?
340
00:18:21,524 --> 00:18:24,691
Let's... make a deal.
341
00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:27,227
I'll fight any warrior you choose.
342
00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:29,930
If I win, the Princess
returns home with us.
343
00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:33,567
If I lose, you get her and me.
344
00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:34,902
Mm...
345
00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:35,969
Pass.
346
00:18:35,971 --> 00:18:37,404
Hang on! Hang on.
347
00:18:37,406 --> 00:18:39,807
Don't answer yet, 'cause there's more.
348
00:18:39,809 --> 00:18:41,842
I will also throw in Master Tigress
349
00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:44,778
and... wait for it... today only,
350
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,280
Master Mantis.
351
00:18:46,282 --> 00:18:47,714
We're doing what, now?
352
00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:50,050
Why would I want to
make a deal like this?
353
00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:51,785
Come on!
354
00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:54,788
You'd have the Dragon Warrior
as your own personal servant.
355
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:57,224
Wouldn't that be awesome?
356
00:18:57,226 --> 00:18:59,426
You're the Dragon Warrior?
357
00:18:59,428 --> 00:19:00,394
No way!
358
00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:01,628
He is, really.
359
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,697
Yeah, I had a hard
time believing it too.
360
00:19:03,699 --> 00:19:07,267
I defeated Kung Fu masters
from across the land.
361
00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:11,505
But to beat the Dragon Warrior
and have him as my servant?
362
00:19:11,507 --> 00:19:13,473
I accept your challenge.
363
00:19:13,475 --> 00:19:16,243
Prepare to fight!
364
00:19:25,253 --> 00:19:28,021
Temutai, warrior king of the Qidon!
365
00:19:29,158 --> 00:19:31,425
I thought Temutai was a myth.
366
00:19:31,427 --> 00:19:33,260
They say his Kung Fu is so strong,
367
00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:36,363
he can tear an opponent in
half without even touching him.
368
00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:37,531
Wow!
369
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,667
That is awesome.
370
00:19:40,669 --> 00:19:43,604
Or it would be, to watch.
371
00:19:47,642 --> 00:19:49,877
I won't allow this.
372
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:52,012
You don't have a choice. Sit down!
373
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:56,717
Feeling lucky, huh?
374
00:19:56,719 --> 00:19:57,851
'Cause here it comes.
375
00:19:57,853 --> 00:20:00,254
I got Dragon Warrior style.
376
00:20:02,825 --> 00:20:06,093
You're not what I expected
from the Dragon Warrior.
377
00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:07,661
I get that a lot.
378
00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:12,065
But wait till you
experience my full bodacity.
379
00:20:15,703 --> 00:20:19,706
Do you need to take a
minute to warm up or...
380
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:20,574
No.
381
00:20:20,576 --> 00:20:22,709
Just getting my second wind.
382
00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:32,753
That's more like...
383
00:20:47,201 --> 00:20:50,270
- Am I alive?
- Po, this guy's too big.
384
00:20:50,272 --> 00:20:52,272
You can't fight him Panda style.
385
00:20:52,274 --> 00:20:54,374
Don't know another style.
386
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:56,910
Well, you better figure one out!
387
00:20:56,912 --> 00:20:58,912
Sack of rice style?
388
00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:03,951
You can beat him, Po.
389
00:21:03,953 --> 00:21:05,419
I know you can.
390
00:21:05,421 --> 00:21:08,422
Oh, thanks, Princess,
but I...
391
00:21:08,424 --> 00:21:10,590
Hey!
392
00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:12,926
Princess style!
393
00:21:27,442 --> 00:21:30,510
This way. Left here.
394
00:21:44,726 --> 00:21:46,626
Do it, Po! Do it!
395
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,134
Big finish!
396
00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:06,580
Oh, yeah!
397
00:22:06,582 --> 00:22:08,515
Who's got the moves?
398
00:22:08,517 --> 00:22:11,051
You.
399
00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:12,552
You do.
400
00:22:12,554 --> 00:22:14,087
So we can leave with the Princess,
401
00:22:14,089 --> 00:22:16,857
and you'll keep your
promise of peace, right?
402
00:22:16,859 --> 00:22:18,358
Yes.
403
00:22:20,329 --> 00:22:23,330
Oh! We need one more thing.
404
00:22:27,735 --> 00:22:29,936
Awesome fried rice balls.
405
00:22:29,938 --> 00:22:31,204
Yeah.
406
00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:34,775
Oh, they got the bean
paste just right, buddy.
407
00:22:34,777 --> 00:22:38,045
That's right, buddy.
408
00:22:38,047 --> 00:22:40,313
Hold on. Wait. Hold on. Wait.
409
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,115
What if we just take the gold and jade
410
00:22:42,117 --> 00:22:44,384
but we leave the fabric?
411
00:22:44,386 --> 00:22:45,719
Wait, all right, this is what...
412
00:22:45,721 --> 00:22:47,587
I'll carry the fabric.
413
00:22:47,589 --> 00:22:50,190
That pattern? Really hard to find.
414
00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:52,492
Unlike you idiots.
415
00:22:52,494 --> 00:22:53,894
Darn it!
416
00:22:53,896 --> 00:22:56,363
Run!
417
00:22:56,365 --> 00:22:57,798
You guys.
418
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,099
Seriously?
419
00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:00,333
Come on.
420
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,836
This is just embarrassing.
421
00:23:08,716 --> 00:23:12,083
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