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You're really smart, Ernie, and so funny.

I never thought I'd have this much
fun working on a physics project.

Ooh, Ernie's on fire.

If you liked working with me,

next time, you should
partner up with Danny Haifetz.

He's really smart and funny.

And he's been extinguished.

So if you wanna talk about the project,

or you just wanna talk, about
anything, any time, call me.

That's okay. I'll just see you at school.

Boy, what is wrong with you?

I have flat feet, astigmatism, and
I lack definition in my calves.

And in your brain.

You cannot see that Akina
was flirting with you?

I wish my cell signal was that strong.

KC, I know you're an expert on dating
because you've had one boyfriend,

for five minutes, but a girl that
cute would never be interested in me.

Because you have no self-confidence, bro.

Ugh. That boy's got a real problem.

You right. You won't find
his calves in a dictionary,

because they've got no definition.

I'm talking about his lack of self-esteem.

I don't know where he gets that from.

Please. That boy is a lost cause.

And mystery solved.

I need to do something to build him up.

You don't have time. You got the Monroe
mission, and you're running point.

Wait, Dad, here's an idea.

What if I let Ernie think that he's
in charge of the Monroe mission?

Then that'll help his confidence.

So you actually wanna let
Ernie think he's in charge

to make him feel better about himself?

Well, yeah. It works
when Mom does it to you.

Hey!

Yeah, it does.

(Laughs)

? Oh, when danger comes for you ?

? You know I'll stand beside you ?

? 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ?

? I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ?

? Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ?

? I'm not perfect ?

? So many things I wanna tell you ?

? But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ?

? Livin' my life, no way to learn ?

? Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ?

? Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ?

? But I always got your back ?

? Nobody can do it like I can ?

? I gotta find out who I am ?

? Ain't got to worry about me ?

? It's all part of the plan ?

I keep it undercover.

I keep it undercover.

Bro, I know you're gonna do absolutely
great leading this mission.

It should be pretty easy though.

All we gotta do is break
into Nelson Monroe's condo,

get the SD card containing all the
crucial information, and then get out.

That is the standard procedure.

But where's the pizzazz?

The creativity?

The... wow factor?

Ernie, is that a...

Handmade scale model of Monroe's condo,

built entirely with Popsicle sticks?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Now, while I'm here, you'll be
across the street on the roof

of the next building.
When I give the signal,

you'll get into the waiting helicopter

and then parachute over
to this building here.

See, I love... love, love, love, the
direction you're going with this.

I really do.

But maybe I could just
offer a little itty-bitty

bit of feedback. Maybe we should keep
the mission simple, and on budget,

and in reality.

KC, KC, KC.

Small-minded,
can't-think-out-of-the-box KC.

No wonder the Organization
wanted me to lead this mission.

You're past your prime.

Outdated. Off fleek.

Clearly, they want some fresh blood.

Yeah, you're right. They
want some fresh blood.

And if you don't chill,
they're gonna get some.

And that's the great
tour. You got everything?

That's the section where
people drop off donations,

that's where we categorize and sort things,

and over here is the section where we prepare
food parcels for pick-up or delivery.

Perfect.

Which section would you like to work in?

Inventory. I hate to brag,

but I probably have one of the
best organized closets in town.

I could arrange the food by
color, season, or style.

You're cool, Marisa.

I'm really glad you decided to volunteer.

You're a lot of fun.

Really? If you weren't my boss, I'd
think you were about to ask me out.

We're volunteers; I'm not your boss.

In that case, I'm free any time.

- I'm thinking tomorrow.
- I'm thinking I'm there.

Cool. Well, my shift's up. I better go.

I'm just gonna grab one of these.

Is that allowed?

I'm not usually a huge stickler on rules.

In fact, I wasn't allowed at school today
because I broke about five of them,

but isn't that for the (
whispers) less fortunate?

Yeah, it is. I'm not just a volunteer.

I'm also one of the (
whispers) less fortunate.

You are?

You are. Congrats.

I mean, that's cool.

(Stammering)

Not cool. I meant to say...

It's okay, Marisa.

My family's had a tough time this year,

but we're digging our way out,
and the food bank's really helped.

That's why I volunteer. I wanna give back.

Good to know.

Not that it matters. Why would it?

Who cares? Doesn't matter to me.

I mean, it doesn't not matter to me.

I do care. I'm a human being not a monster.

Okay, see ya tomorrow.

First, we'll take a bus to Roanoke.

Smart move, son.

Yeah. Very smart.

Except, um, the mission
is in downtown D.C.,

so why would we go all the way to Roanoke?

That's what our enemies will be
asking if they try to follow us.

I like where your head's at.

So, we'll take a bus to Roanoke,
cab it over to the metro,

we go three stops, and
then start walking back.

Very inventive.

Yes, and the award for most inventive,

yet completely unnecessary
effort goes to...

Ernie Cooper.

KC, you've been challenging
every decision I make.

You leave me no choice but
to put you in my report.

Ernie's log, regarding KC Cooper.

Insubordination, bad attitude,

unwillingness to parachute
out of a moving helicopter.

Tell it like it is, son.

Really? The kid's 15, and now
you decide to encourage him?

It was your idea to build him up.

I was just going along with it.

But if we're being honest, Craig's
log, regarding KC Cooper.

I knew this was a bad idea.

Hey, Ernie, did you get the SD card?

Yes. Yes, I did.

Mission accomplished.

You may now congratulate me.

Okay. You know what? Good work.

I have to admit that I
was a little skeptical

when the Organization put
you in charge of the mission,

but you definitely proved yourself.

Yes. Yes, I did.

Now we just have to sneak into
the air conditioning ducts,

grab the rappelling gear I hid in there,

belly crawl three floors up to the
roof, rappel down, commandeer a car,

and hightail it back to Roanoke.

Or... maybe we could use the
elevator that's right here.

- Ernie, give me the card.
- I got it.

Ernie, give me the card.

(Gasps)

I think someone has
forgotten that I am up here,

and you are... (Clicks tongue)

way down here.

So when I say jump, you say how high.

Jump.

- How high?
- Hey, give that back!

(Both arguing)

Well, look at that.

Thanks to you, now the SD card is...
(Clicks tongue) way down there.

Well, did you find the card?

Yes, Ernie.

I just enjoy sticking my
head inside of a trash chute

because it smells so delightful.

It just doesn't get any better than this.

(Trash clattering in chute)

Look at that.

It just got better.

KC, we're on a mission.

Snack on your time, not mine.

Now, I'm guessing that
this trash chute goes

all the way down to the dumpster.

Really? So the trash doesn't just magically

defy the laws of gravity
and float up to the roof?

Ernie's log, regarding guess who.

Snarky, snarky, snarky.

I don't even know why I...

Instead of arguing, let's
just go down to the...

Dumpster!

And find the card. I said
it first, so it was my idea!

Okay...

Boss.

- (Cell phone rings)
- Hi, Marisa.

You keep your phone on during missions?

Tsk tsk tsk. Ernie's log.

Hey, Marisa, I'm kinda in the
middle of something, so what's up?

There's this guy I volunteer with,
Adam, and he's really, really cute.

Marisa, quickly.

Okay, so this volunteer guy asked me out,

and that's great, but he
doesn't just work here.

He also gets food here because
his family is struggling.

That makes me feel good on one hand,

because they need it, but bad on the other,

because they need it and, I don't know.

It's like I have no idea what that's like.

Is he nice to you?

- Yeah.
- Is he cute?

- Oh, yeah.
- Ugh, he sounds horrible.

If I were you, I would run away
from him as fast as possible.

So you're saying it doesn't matter.

I'm saying listen to your heart.

Not literally, Marisa.

I knew that.

Great. It's empty, just
like the one in the basement.

Oh, no, actually, there's
a family of rats in here.

- (Rats squeaking)
- There's a family of rats in here!

Where's all the garbage?

I'm guessing in that garbage truck.

Great, along with the SD card.

We have to follow that truck.

Really? Just follow it,

because that seems like it's
missing a little... wow factor.

Maybe we should, I don't know,

take a flight to Morocco, ride a
camel three stops to the border,

and then take a magic carpet ride
all the way back to Roanoke.

- I don't like your attitude.
- Stick it in your report.

Boy, I am starving.

Yeah, me, too. Everything
looks really good.

Order whatever you want. My treat.

(Stammering) Your treat?

You know what?

I haven't decided yet. You go.

I'll have a slice and an iced tea.

And I will have the... water.

From the tap.

I'm actually not that hungry.

You just said you were starving.

I know, but I totally forgot I ate a
huge meal right before I came here.

Not huge. Reasonable.

I ate my fair share of a meal.

Don't wanna be
all... nom-nom-nom.

More food for me!

(Nervous laughter) You know.

No, not really. She'll take a slice.

Actually, make it two.
I really am starving.

(Cell phone rings)

What's up, KC?

I'm in the middle of something
really important right here.

Do you remember that one thing I said

when you and Mom brought
Ernie home from the hospital?

Yeah, well, I was right.

He's ruining everything!

He lost the card.

KC, the Organization needs that card.

There's a field agent in
Istanbul waiting for that intel.

If he doesn't get it, his cover could
be blown, and he could be eliminated.

Okay, let's talk hypothetical, all right.

I mean, is this agent super likeable,

or is he someone we could turn our backs on

and maybe he could
figure it out for himself?

KC!

Okay. Fine. I'll handle it.

(Stammering) It's not completely lost.

We actually narrowed it down
to one specific location.

Good. Find it, bring it in.

Got it.

I know it's in here.

Somewhere.

We need to find that SD card, KC.

Keep digging.

You know what I would dig?

If you would get off your butt and help me.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you
want to make a scale model

of the garbage dump out of Popsicle sticks?

I swear, if the next words out
of your mouth are "Ernie's log,"

I will actually hit you with a log.

I will dig through this garbage,
find a log, and mark my words,

I will hit you with it.

(Whispering) Ernie's log, supplemental.

KC threatening physical violence. Ow!

I warned you.

Ugh. It could not get any worse.

(Crows cawing)

- Guess it can.
- KC!

This isn't a petting zoo.

Look, can I be honest with you?

I've worked very hard on this mission,

and I'm truly disappointed
that, at every turn,

you've been nothing but
an obstacle to my success.

What is it, KC?

Is it jealousy?

Is that what's really going on here?

You know, Ernie, I am so glad to
see that you are so confident.

Maybe, just maybe, you're
a little too confident.

Because if you haven't noticed,
your mission is a giant fail.

Because of you.

And the Organization will know that
because it's all in my report.

News flash, Ernie.

No one cares about your
stupid little report.

And no one's ever gonna hear
your stupid little report

because no one is expecting you
to write a stupid little report.

Guess what. The Organization
didn't put you in charge

of this mission, Ernie. I did.

I'm the one that put you
in charge of this mission,

because I wanted to help you
with your self-confidence.

So please, go ahead. Tell me all
about your stupid little report.

I would love to hear it... never!

(Crows cawing)

Wow. I guess it's just open
season to poop on Ernie.

You know what? I got it.

I asked you out; it's on me.

Yeah, but I am a feminist.

You don't need to try to buy my affection.

I'm not trying to buy your affection.

I'm trying to buy you a slice of pizza.

- But you can't afford it.
- But I can. I have a part-time job.

That money should go to help your family.

That's really not your call.

So we'll split it?

Look, Adam, I'm so sorry.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I'm not usually like this.

Um, just, I've never dated someone in your...
economic situation.

I know that sounds terrible.

I shouldn't even call it that.

Why not? I am in an economic situation.

And so are you.

Your economic situation just
happens to be better than mine.

I know. I know.

I have lived a disgustingly
privileged life.

It's not my fault I was born the
daughter of two over-achievers,

but I am doing my best to break the cycle.

Marisa.

Chill.

It doesn't matter how much
or how little you have.

It's about who you are, and you're cool.

You care about others
and you're giving back.

I like that about you.

Thanks.

This is something new I'm trying.

Okay, fine, you can pay. This time.

Thank you.

So what do you wanna do now?

Go to the movies or play mini golf?

What, do you think I'm made of money?

Oh, hey, look at that.

That's the third Justin Bieber
T-shirt I've seen out here.

I can't Belieb it.

Come on, bro, that was funny. Lighten up.

So what exactly was your plan, KC?

To make me feel like garbage?

Because thanks to you, I do.

And no, not just because
I'm standing in it.

Look, bro, I was just trying to help you.

Who asked you?

I didn't need your help.

I'm just as good an agent as you are.

In fact, I might be better
if I ever got a real chance.

Okay, come on, bro,
let's not kid ourselves.

You're just not as strong as I am.

In what way?

Uh, mentally, physically,
personal hygiene-ally.

Uh, pretty much everything.

- Pick your area.
- What are you saying?

I'm saying I'm a better agent than you.

- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

Oh, really?

Bring it.

Okay, bro, come on. Cut it out.

Bring it.

I am not fighting my little brother.

Is that all you got? I said bring it.

Okay. Okay.

You know what? You asked for it, junior.

Yeah!

I am in 50 feet of garbage,

and that is still the worst
thing I have ever smelled.

Why you hitting yourself?
Why you hitting yourself?

You asked for it.

Don't you dare.

It's Wet Willie time.

Wet Willie, Wet Willie.

(Both laughing)

Why? Why would you lie to me?

Bro, I'm sorry I lied to you.

It's just that I was trying to help you.

So in other words, you
think I'm so pathetic

that the only way I can accomplish
something is if you pretend that I do?

No, I don't think you're pathetic.

You think you're pathetic.

And honestly, that's a little pathetic.

- What are you talking about?
- Akina.

She was ready to pick up
whatever you were putting down,

but the only thing you were
putting down was yourself.

You can't expect anyone to
believe in you if you don't.

- You know what? Call her.
- What?

You heard me. Call Akina
right now and ask her out.

I would if someone hadn't thrown
my phone into a pile of garbage.

Please don't answer. Please don't answer.

Please don't...

Akina.

Hi. It's Ernie.

Uh, I was just wondering if you
wanted to go out with me sometime.

You would? Great!

Just to clarify, you do know
this is Ernie Cooper, right?

Uh, okay. See you at school.

Wow. My little brother's got a date.

And I am knee deep in what
I am praying is pudding.

How did this become my life?

Sh.

Wait a minute. Is that...

The SD card's in its mouth.

Okay, okay, okay.

Hey, little birdy. Hey, little birdy.

(Screaming)

Okay, that works, too.

Aha!

I got it. I got it.

Nice work, bro.

You know what?

You're a good sister.

Thanks, bro.

Maybe you should hold on to this.

- No, man, you got it.
- Okay.

KC's log. Single-handedly
retrieved SD card.

(Crow cawing)

KC's log, supplemental.

Ernie helped.

Thanks for coming over, Akina.

I had a great time hanging out with you.

So far, so good.

I had fun hanging with you, too.

And talking to you.

And watching a movie with you.

I guess there's only one thing left to do.

Look at Ernie stepping up to the plate.

See ya at school tomorrow.

Come on!

That boy ain't never gonna
move out of this house.

Rob, your name's on TV.

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