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Previously...

Is this the Cooper residence?

I'm actually here for Kira Cooper.

I think she might be my mother's sister.

If she is anything like her
mother, that girl is no good.

Wait, wait.

Your sister joined the Other Side?

I'm sorry. I didn't get to
properly introduce myself before.

I'm KC Cooper, and I'm your cousin.

Come on in.

You could be putting us all
in danger with that girl.

That girl is your niece.

So she says.

What happened to your sister?

For the millionth time, I
don't know, Agent Johnson.

I've never known, Agent Johnson.

But if I find out, I'll let
you know, Agent Johnson!

What a beautiful locket.

We figured that since your mom's gone,
this would be the next best thing.

I'm actually looking at my mother's face.

Abby...

She's not gone.

I'm sorry. What?

- She's alive.
- What?

She's alive, and I know where she is.

Mom. Mom, wake up.

Freeze, dirtbag!

KC, it's the middle of the night.

What are you doing up?

I can't sleep, okay?

And I've been thinking we need
to take Abby to meet her mom.

What?! No! Absolutely not.

A mother and daughter should
not be apart like that.

That's so sad.

Could you imagine if we were separated?

I wish we were separated.

So why don't you go back to your
room, and I'll go back to sleep.

No, Mom, I'm serious.

We have to do this for Abby, and
don't you miss Erica a little bit?

- No, I don't.
- I don't believe you.

She's your sister, and
that means something.

Siblings have a bond for life.

What are you guys doing up?

None of your business. Get out.

Honey, we just got back
into the Organization.

Do you know what they'd do to us
if Abby found out we're spies?

What your father might do?

They don't have to know.

Erica is in the Caribbean.

How are we gonna get her
all the way down there

without her finding out the truth?

I don't know yet, but I'll figure it out.

Okay, please.

All right, fine. We'll do it.

- Thanks, Mom.
- All right, now get out of here.

I got a big mission in the morning.

- I gotta get some sleep.
- Good night.

(Alarm clock beeping)

Wakey-wakey.
Eggs and bac-y.

I keep it undercover.

I keep it undercover.

And this is from our family
vacation in Miami two years ago.

Well, I've been dying to get to know
this family, and 4,300 pictures later,

I feel like I really know ya.

4,301. Everyone smile!

Hey, Abby, can I get
you some more iced tea?

No, thanks. I'm fine.

A relative that doesn't
want anything from me?

Oh, she's a keeper. Welcome to the family.

Speaking of which, Abby, I
just wanna put it out there.

Since we're cousins, absolutely nothing
romantic can happen between us.

I'm officially off limits.

(Scoffs) Off limits and off your rocker.

Just setting boundaries
so no hearts get broken.

Ernie is everything you said he is.

I know. I'm sorry.

So I have a surprise for you girls.

I am taking the three of us

to the Robair Lottair Spa in
Virginia Beach this weekend.

For real? That sounds great.

Ooh! A spa weekend.

I can't wait to get my pamper on.

Okay, Ernie, let's go
pick up the Chinese food.

Wasn't that weird?

KC being excited about a spa?

What's weird about that?

She hates that kind of stuff.

Have you ever seen her get her nails done?

It's like watching a dog at the groomer's.

I think they're up to something.

Ernie, you know what you
don't know about women?

Everything.

All women like spas.

Trust me, there is nothing going on.

All right, here's what's going on.

We're not actually
taking you to a spa, okay?

We're taking you to meet your mom.

Are you serious?

Is this really happening?

I don't know what to say.

Well, you could start by saying, "KC,
you are the best cousin in the world,"

but that is just a jumping-off point.

Really, anything to express what a great
cousin I am, works perfectly fine.

Actually, Abby, Craig and
Ernie can't know about this.

In fact, nobody can know what we're up to.

You got it.

You have nothing to worry about.

I'm great at keeping secrets.

Sir!

This is exactly what
we've been waiting for.

By this time tomorrow, we'll have the
location of Kira's sister Erica.

And Erica is the key to finally finding
out who the head of the Other Side is.

We are breaking, like, a million
rules taking Abby to Erica.

So whatever happens, remember, we
can't let her know we're spies.

I promise, she's not gonna know anything.

There's my partner in crime,
and by crime, I mean shopping!

Girl, the way you shop is a crime.

But I can't. I have a spa weekend planned.

A spa weekend?
I would love...

- No, you can't come.
- Family only and you're not family!

Whoa. You guys do need to chill out.

Good thing you're going to a spa.

(Forced laughter)

Marisa: Speaking of spas, have you ever
seen the video of those Japanese spas

with the fish that eat the
dead skin off your feet?

I wish I could have some of those as pets.

Would I have to actually feed them, or
could I just stick my feet in the tank?

I wonder if they have those
fish at the spa you're going to.

Well, I guess I will never know,
because clearly, I'm not welcome.

So much for the more the merrier.

Oh, cheer up.

You!

I think it's time for
us to go to the spa now.

KC will see you when she gets back from
the spa, where she'll be all weekend.

Just the spa, and nowhere else.

Okay, bye.

KC will call you from the spa!

Why did you do that? Why
didn't you just destroy the bug?

Because whoever planted it
there would know we found it.

I'm guessing it's the Other
Side who's looking for Erica.

Or it's the Organization and they're
on to us, and they planted it.

Either way, we gotta cancel this trip.

No! Mom, this may be

the only chance that Abby has
to meet her mother. Please.

And how do you suggest that
we avoid being followed, KC?

Well, you put the bug on Marisa.

That should buy us some time.

Plus, I mean, talking to
her makes my head spin.

I can only imagine what
she's gonna do to them.

So I figured, if they can
get pampered without me,

I can get pampered without them.

Besides, my mom has had this spa
gift certificate for almost a week.

If she hasn't used it by
now, she will never miss it.

I've really missed you. It feels
like years since I've seen you.

Sir, uh...

I just heard Kira Cooper
talking to her sister.

Should we engage?

No, no, keep listening.

If we go in too soon, it could
scare the sister back into hiding.

While I'm here, I could use a makeover.

I was thinking a whole new face.

(Callus remover whirring)

Oh, my gosh.

They're ripping off Kira's face.

It just seems weird.

Oh, stop worrying.

Some kids don't get facial
hair till they're in college.

I was talking about KC.

I just don't believe she went to a spa.

Then why is there a spa
charge on my phone app?

Hey, why is there no spa
charge on my phone app?

Wait a second.

What if KC and your mother
didn't really go to that spa,

and they're up to something?

I know.

What if Mom's sister isn't really dead?

What if Mom knows where she is and
is secretly taking Abby to meet her?

Ernie, please.

I'm trying to think.

What if, instead of being dead, Erica's
just been hiding all these years?

I bet your mom and KC are
secretly taking Abby to meet her.

Wow. Why didn't I think of that?

Erica's dangerous.

I'm gonna go help them. You
should come along, too, Ernie.

Give you a a chance to
see how a top spy operates.

Top spy? Does that mean
someone else is coming with us?

Why are we at a private airport?

Because it's the fastest
way to the Caribbean.

And we don't want you to wait any longer

than necessary to meet your
mother. So KC's calling in a favor.

I'd feel bad for stealing this helicopter
if you hadn't have stolen it first.

KC has a friend who owns a helicopter?

Yes. She has several
friends who own helicopters.

In fact, KC volunteers her time
with over-privileged youth.

Yep, my baby's a do-gooder.

Not feeling so smug now, are you, smuggler?

She never mentioned doing
any volunteer work to me.

Well, she doesn't like to brag.

And that's the first
sign of a good do-gooder.

Doin' good.

All right, guys, come on.

You know how to fly one of those?!

Uh, I just got my learner's permit, and
I'm not allowed to fly in the dark,

so hurry up and get in.

Ernie: Hey, stop the van.

The GPS signals stop here.

Look. Mom's car.

There's no one inside.

- I can't believe it.
- Is it a clue?

No. Mom's car.

It's filthy.

I go through all that
trouble to write "Wash me"

in the dirt, and she ignores it.

What's that on the ground next to the car?

A wrapper from your mom's
favorite type of chewing gum.

Someone must've captured her,
and she left that as a clue.

Or... Mom just parked
there because it's next to

that private airport, and
she needed a piece of gum

because her ears always pop when she flies.

Ernie, please, please!

Would you let the
experienced guy handle this?

Wait a minute. I have a new theory.

(Screaming) Ow, ow, that
hurts. You're killing me.

I'm begging you. Stop it. Please stop.

(Screaming) You're a monster!

A monster.

Sir! The Cooper situation
has taken an ugly turn.

It appears Kira is being tortured.

We can't wait any longer.

We have to save her. We're going in.

Let's move it.

Hey.

Do you have any idea where the people
who took your helicopter were going?

They asked if it had enough
fuel to get to Anguilla.

Ernie, stop wasting
time talking to this guy.

We have to figure out
where your mother went.

KC, how exactly do you know
how to fly a helicopter?

Uh...

It was one of those Cheapon deals.

Um, you see, when my mom got bored
with the whole accounting thing,

we signed up for a six-week flying class.

Seriously, you guys. Enough.

I got a scholarship to Howard.

I'm not an idiot. Tell
me what's really going on.

All right. I know I said
we shouldn't tell her,

but she's family, so we're just gonna
trust her with the truth. Go ahead, KC.

Okay, fine.

Abby, what's really going on is...

you were born a princess
in a war-torn foreign...

KC, tell her!

Fine.

This is gonna sound a little
bit crazy, too, but...

(Sighs) we're a family of spies.

My mom's a spy, my dad's a spy,

- I'm a spy.
- Yeah, right. And Ernie's a spy too?

Yes. Ernie is a spy.

Although that part does
sound a bit unbelievable.

But really, it's all true.

Really?

Really.

Now activating automatic pilot mode.

Okay. Guess you guys are spies.

Wait. Does that mean
my mother's a spy, too?

No wonder she had to give me up.

That would all make sense.

She was so busy saving the world

from evil that she had no
choice but to fake her own death.

- Right?
- No, not exactly.

Not even close.

She's one of the bad guys, isn't she?

- Really bad.
- Worst of the worst.

I'm sorry, Abby.

So am I.

I don't even know if
I still wanna meet her.

Is it too late to just turn around
and actually go to that spa?

Look, I know you're scared, but we're
gonna get through this together.

As a family.

I don't understand this.

We've looked for Erica everywhere.

Where is she?

Gee, Mom, I have no idea why a wanted
fugitive would be so hard to find.

Unless she doesn't wanna meet me.

No, I've been in touch with her using
coded messages on the dark net.

She said she'd be near
this cafe at this time.

I don't get it.

- Mom, that's her.
- Where?

That older woman right there.

She's been staring at
us since we walked in.

You think that's my sister?

How old do you think I am?

I'm saying it's a mask.

Aunt Erica.

It's me. KC. Kira's daughter.

Who?

Oh, come on. Stop pretending.

I know it's you under there.

Just take off the mask.

Ow!

Boy, that's really glued
on there good, isn't it?

I believe you're looking for me.

Wait. If you're Erica,

then that means...

Ooh, my bad.

Hello, Abby.

I'd know my baby anywhere.

I can't believe, after all these years,

I'm looking into your beautiful eyes again.

Actually...

I'm KC.

That's Abby.

Hello.

Oh. Well, in all fairness,
it has been a while.

Growing up, I felt like an
outsider in my own family.

I know they all tried their best,

but that didn't make the
loneliness any less painful.

That's so sad.

It is so sad.

And then, when I found out

that my parents picked Kira
to join the Organization

while keeping me in the dark all that
time, it just pushed me over the edge.

And why wouldn't it?

You were so alone.

For the hundredth time, Erica,

they didn't recruit you
because they were concerned

about your anti-social tendencies.

So I'm not a people person!

Anyway, as I was saying,
it wasn't long after that

that I joined the Other Side
There, my anti-social tendencies

were not just tolerated, but celebrated.

I quickly rose up the ranks and
became their top operative.

Then I got the assignment
where I met your father.

He was a brilliant research scientist,

and my orders were to make him
fall in love with me, and he did.

But I also fell in love with him.

For the first time in my
life, I was totally happy.

Till you came along.

Wow. You really aren't a people person.

No, no, no, you don't understand.

Becoming a mother changed me.

I wanted out, but you can't
just quit the Other Side.

Oh, you were torn.

You were torn between two worlds.

You had a baby in your
arms and a gun to your head.

In order to save Abby
from the life I was living,

I was forced to fake my own death,
go on the run and give up my family,

even though it broke my
heart into a million pieces.

Giving up your own baby
to give her a better life.

That just... I'm sorry. I can't take it.

Neither can I, KC.

I really appreciate you caring,
but take it down a notch.

I can't even hear my own life story.

Go on.

I was on my own, a
fugitive from both sides,

and after a few years of being on
the run, I realized I needed help.

But I couldn't bring
myself to ask my parents,

and Kira had always been fair with me.

Finally you get to the
good part of the story.

And now, after all these years,
we're finally all together again.

Except your father.

Not a day went by that I didn't
think of the two of you How is he?

I'm sorry, Mom.

He recently passed.

Excuse me, can we get some
more napkins over here please?

Thank you.

I love massages.

I could just tune out the world.

We got her!

No, we don't.

- That isn't Kira Cooper.
- Or is it?

New face.

Good work, Gibb.

Uh, excuse me.

For a deep tissue massage, this
massage isn't really very deep.

Come on, rubby rubby.

(Falsetto) Hello.

We've been sitting here way too long.

I like to keep moving.

That way, nobody can track me down.

Oh, we've already tracked you down.

Anguilla's a long way to
go for a massage, Kira.

Anything you wanna share?

Uh, plantain chips.

They're loaded with antioxidants.

How did you find us?

Please. It was child's play.

Yeah, this child.

So you're the husband
I've heard so much about.

And you're the sister I've
heard nothing good about.

You look familiar.

Oh, I know. You remind me of
a guy I went to college with.

That was a different
time in a different world.

How about we let Abby and
Erica get reacquainted,

and we'll explain everything
to you guys outside.

I still can't believe I found you.

Took you long enough.

It was so nice of you to
take such an interest in me

all these years... Mother.

What are you really doing here?

Caring out my mission.

Which is?

Win KC's trust so she'd convince
Kira to bring me to you.

And now what?

You intend to terminate your own mother?

You don't wanna mess with me, baby
girl, 'cause I am one bad mama.

Bad?

I'd say you're the worst.

But you're a good spy, and the
Other Side wants you reactivated.

Dad says he needs you
for one final mission.

So he is alive.

He's expecting you.

We did good, Mom. You did good.

Well, now...

looks like Mama's back.

Rob, your name's on TV.

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