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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,924 One time I dreamt I had this sea turtle named Lady... 2 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:09,426 who could talk, 3 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,720 and we did everything together. 4 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:14,806 Including talk. 5 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:20,354 We played cards and swam and ate junk food. 6 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:23,941 When I woke up, 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,234 I missed her so much. 8 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,613 Even though she was... 9 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:31,698 never real. 10 00:00:32,578 --> 00:00:33,820 I mean, especially because... 11 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:38,378 because she wasn't real. 12 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,874 But Judith was real, Joan. 13 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:45,004 Lady the sea turtle was this... 14 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:47,750 Exotic... 15 00:00:50,887 --> 00:00:52,462 magical creature. 16 00:00:54,558 --> 00:00:56,053 She belonged to me. 17 00:00:56,188 --> 00:00:57,722 Nobody else had a friend like her. 18 00:00:59,688 --> 00:01:00,682 And then I actually... 19 00:01:03,437 --> 00:01:05,441 found someone who was like... 20 00:01:07,908 --> 00:01:09,442 a talking sea turtle. 21 00:01:11,537 --> 00:01:12,572 I mean, she was... 22 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:14,952 magical and... 23 00:01:17,415 --> 00:01:18,282 Exotic. 24 00:01:23,256 --> 00:01:25,160 You're totally not following me, are you? 25 00:01:28,507 --> 00:01:31,252 It's normal to be angry with someone who dies. 26 00:01:31,388 --> 00:01:33,012 You feel abandoned. 27 00:01:33,217 --> 00:01:35,511 So what happens in psychiatry school, hmm? 28 00:01:37,187 --> 00:01:39,930 What, they suck out every original thought? 29 00:01:40,108 --> 00:01:42,012 Now you're transferring your anger onto me. 30 00:01:42,147 --> 00:01:43,603 No, I'm actually angry with you. 31 00:01:44,106 --> 00:01:44,891 Do you know why? 32 00:01:45,357 --> 00:01:46,190 'Cause you're a jerk. 33 00:01:47,777 --> 00:01:49,440 I took God away from you. 34 00:01:50,907 --> 00:01:54,152 I destroyed that magical and exotic friendship. 35 00:01:55,325 --> 00:01:57,360 More than ever, you wish he were real. 36 00:02:01,036 --> 00:02:03,330 Lots of people believe in God... 37 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,661 who are not crazy. 38 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:08,463 Isaac Newton, Bono... 39 00:02:10,138 --> 00:02:11,842 pretty much anyone who wins an award. 40 00:02:12,926 --> 00:02:14,091 Believing is one thing. 41 00:02:14,715 --> 00:02:16,382 Seeing is another. 42 00:02:17,886 --> 00:02:19,341 Are you seeing him again? 43 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,390 Do you think it went well? 44 00:02:29,485 --> 00:02:30,061 It went fine. 45 00:02:30,948 --> 00:02:32,521 And it helped to talk to him? 46 00:02:32,948 --> 00:02:34,692 Mom, my friend died, I'm sad. 47 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:35,652 Apparently that's normal. 48 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,242 Joan... 49 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,491 Mom, you wanted me to go talk to dr. Dan, 50 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,453 I went and talked to dr. Dan. 51 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:41,370 I don't want to see him anymore. 52 00:02:41,457 --> 00:02:41,952 Why not ? 53 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:42,823 He has nose hair. 54 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,741 Oh, that is not a reason. 55 00:02:44,838 --> 00:02:47,661 You keep dragging me to the shrink every time something bad happens. 56 00:02:48,257 --> 00:02:48,910 Oh no ! 57 00:02:50,175 --> 00:02:50,870 This your car ? 58 00:02:51,468 --> 00:02:52,131 Yes. 59 00:02:54,298 --> 00:02:55,003 Are you serious? 60 00:02:55,178 --> 00:02:56,341 28 dollars ? 61 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:56,803 I... 62 00:02:57,716 --> 00:03:00,132 I was just taking my daughter to see a counsellor. 63 00:03:00,226 --> 00:03:00,842 Mom ! 64 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:02,183 Just doing my job, ma'am. 65 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:04,142 Unbelievable! 66 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:06,140 What ? 67 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:07,271 What can I tell you? 68 00:03:07,398 --> 00:03:08,182 Her meter ran out. 69 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:12,523 What ? 70 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:13,902 Her time ran out. 71 00:03:14,868 --> 00:03:15,823 Oh, really ? 72 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:17,403 That's your defence? 73 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:18,991 Her time ran out? 74 00:03:19,328 --> 00:03:21,782 That's the best you can do when it comes to the point of human existence? 75 00:03:22,248 --> 00:03:23,413 "Sorry, time's up." 76 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:25,531 Too bad about all those people you loved 77 00:03:25,627 --> 00:03:26,660 and all the plans you had. 78 00:03:26,746 --> 00:03:30,623 You know, it must be really great to know that your time's never gonna run out. 79 00:03:30,968 --> 00:03:31,420 What ? 80 00:03:32,628 --> 00:03:33,132 Never mind. 81 00:03:34,218 --> 00:03:34,882 Coming ! 82 00:03:43,225 --> 00:03:44,260 Just...drive. 83 00:04:38,947 --> 00:04:42,033 I got them to agree to do the depositions in my office. 84 00:04:42,656 --> 00:04:44,150 Too emotional to travel? 85 00:04:44,745 --> 00:04:47,572 It's gonna sound great in the court when the jury's staring at my client. 86 00:04:48,035 --> 00:04:49,741 End of the day, they would have done it in your living room. 87 00:04:51,045 --> 00:04:53,542 I still don't understand why the kids have to participate. 88 00:04:53,717 --> 00:04:54,503 No, it's good. 89 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,622 This will work for us. 90 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,130 The more kids you have, 91 00:04:57,508 --> 00:04:58,793 the more lives are ruined. 92 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:00,593 Tell them to load it up, too. 93 00:05:00,716 --> 00:05:03,553 Usually the deposition is monosyllables. 94 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,803 When it comes to describing the night of this accident, 95 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,850 I want to hear violins playing. 96 00:05:08,147 --> 00:05:09,300 That goes triple for you, kiddo. 97 00:05:11,226 --> 00:05:11,932 No problem. 98 00:05:12,357 --> 00:05:14,183 Chuck, we're on board with the aggressive approach, 99 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:15,890 but this language upsets my wife. 100 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,940 I'll do all my own talking, Will. 101 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:19,981 Ok, then it upsets me. 102 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:22,993 Litigation, people, not synchronized swimming. 103 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:24,113 Mom. 104 00:05:24,246 --> 00:05:26,363 No pressure, but all the clothes I like are dirty. 105 00:05:26,537 --> 00:05:27,030 Sorry. 106 00:05:27,247 --> 00:05:28,202 Joan, Chuck Kroner. 107 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,290 Our daughter Joan is wearing her least favourite clothes.. 108 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:32,203 Nice to meet you, Joan. 109 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,080 If you'll excuse me, I have to run. 110 00:05:34,205 --> 00:05:37,290 In my profession, time actually is money. 111 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:44,093 What's with captain creepy? 112 00:05:49,895 --> 00:05:52,103 Whatever it is, I am not going to therapy. 113 00:05:58,606 --> 00:05:59,561 I know it's a lot to ask. 114 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:00,271 Dude... 115 00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:02,983 licking your floors would be a lot to ask. 116 00:06:03,156 --> 00:06:03,533 No. 117 00:06:03,656 --> 00:06:04,031 It's one dinner. 118 00:06:04,326 --> 00:06:05,113 It's my birthday dinner. 119 00:06:05,248 --> 00:06:06,113 My dad makes lasagne. 120 00:06:06,578 --> 00:06:07,490 I'll get you a present. 121 00:06:08,418 --> 00:06:10,663 Besides, someone we knew is actually dead. 122 00:06:11,078 --> 00:06:12,580 How can you even think of celebrating? 123 00:06:13,376 --> 00:06:14,410 It's dinner, Grace. 124 00:06:15,377 --> 00:06:17,750 You know, nobody's going limbo or wear stupid hats. 125 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,672 Look, once your sister knows, the world knows. 126 00:06:20,796 --> 00:06:21,633 We might as well get married. 127 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,500 Joan won't figure it out. 128 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:25,172 She's not that stupid. 129 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:26,512 Stupid, no. 130 00:06:27,015 --> 00:06:27,671 Self-absorbed? 131 00:06:28,267 --> 00:06:29,512 Paris Hilton has more perspective. 132 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,510 I'll say we have to study later. 133 00:06:32,305 --> 00:06:33,263 It's my 16th birthday, you know, 134 00:06:33,358 --> 00:06:34,223 the one where you get a car. 135 00:06:34,775 --> 00:06:36,023 I mean, I'm just getting a diving watch. 136 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:37,390 But, still, it's a watershed event. 137 00:06:37,775 --> 00:06:38,850 I thought you were afraid of the ocean. 138 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:41,773 Grace, this is what I want for my birthday, ok? 139 00:06:42,157 --> 00:06:43,820 Not a present, not a rain check, 140 00:06:43,948 --> 00:06:45,482 not 5 more minutes of make-out time. 141 00:06:45,607 --> 00:06:46,112 Shut up ! 142 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:48,613 This is a deal-breaker, Grace. 143 00:06:51,118 --> 00:06:52,320 I'm still having nightmares about Judith, 144 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,708 and now I have to go to this lawyer's office 145 00:06:54,835 --> 00:06:56,504 and talk about Kevin's accident? 146 00:06:56,705 --> 00:06:58,714 What did I do in my past lifetime, kill puppies? 147 00:06:59,419 --> 00:06:59,963 Truly. 148 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:00,500 Yeah. 149 00:07:01,676 --> 00:07:05,093 You know, plus this is the week Price is gonna analyze the college counsellor's report. 150 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:05,963 Are you kidding me? 151 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,261 How could I hate my life more? 152 00:07:07,347 --> 00:07:08,091 Tests are back today. 153 00:07:08,388 --> 00:07:08,722 What ? 154 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:10,800 Way to bounce back after Judith. 155 00:07:11,808 --> 00:07:13,470 It's a classic coping mechanism. 156 00:07:15,188 --> 00:07:16,182 You'll do fine on the test. 157 00:07:16,275 --> 00:07:16,890 I quizzed you. 158 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,403 Wow. Did Lischak use her own blood? 159 00:07:24,365 --> 00:07:24,822 What happened? 160 00:07:25,576 --> 00:07:26,612 You knew it. 161 00:07:27,868 --> 00:07:28,943 I guess I just froze. 162 00:07:37,338 --> 00:07:38,203 I got lucky. 163 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,173 Look, it's just 'cause you were under a lot of stress. 164 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,172 Luke is stressed. 165 00:07:43,295 --> 00:07:44,250 Friedman is heartbroken. 166 00:07:49,885 --> 00:07:51,970 I am incredibly stupid. 167 00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:53,510 Physics is hard. 168 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,681 Physics is hard? 169 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:58,103 That's like the intellectual version of "you're not fat." 170 00:07:59,857 --> 00:08:01,273 Look, it's just your first test. 171 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,941 You have plenty of time to make it up. 172 00:08:05,116 --> 00:08:06,361 The next sentence could be your last. 173 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,413 Lischak gave it to me because I helped her study. 174 00:08:14,996 --> 00:08:16,203 That's all I was gonna say. 175 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:33,552 This is the deposition in the matter of Baker vs. Girardi, 176 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:35,390 and today we're deposing Will Girardi. 177 00:08:36,187 --> 00:08:39,810 If it pleases our parties, I would like Mr. Kroner to review some paperwork, 178 00:08:40,026 --> 00:08:42,393 verify addresses and dates, that sort of thing. 179 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:43,891 And then we'll begin. 180 00:08:44,488 --> 00:08:45,270 Of course. 181 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,002 Dad, it is cool. 182 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:07,462 It's ram-air traction, rip-stop nylon. 183 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,343 You barely need a breeze to fly it. 184 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:11,803 It's like the perfect display of positive/negative air flow. 185 00:09:12,095 --> 00:09:12,713 It's a kite. 186 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,262 Yeah, and it's smarter than you. 187 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,511 And it's more interesting than you. 188 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:16,593 Guys, not today. 189 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:17,473 Where's the Gatorade? 190 00:09:18,856 --> 00:09:19,510 Hey, it's 4:30. 191 00:09:19,687 --> 00:09:20,352 You're not suited up. 192 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,391 I'll suit up at the gym. 193 00:09:21,476 --> 00:09:21,972 I got time. 194 00:09:22,526 --> 00:09:23,140 You'll get benched. 195 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,691 Henderson pulled a groin muscle. 196 00:09:25,317 --> 00:09:26,443 Nobody else to carry the ball. 197 00:09:26,856 --> 00:09:27,943 That's your work ethic? 198 00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:29,523 Dad, it's football. 199 00:09:29,618 --> 00:09:30,570 It's not even my sport. 200 00:09:30,697 --> 00:09:32,650 Baseball...I give 110%. 201 00:09:32,826 --> 00:09:34,740 So you skim off the top elsewhere? 202 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:35,950 What kind of a man are you? 203 00:09:36,498 --> 00:09:37,820 The point is, you signed up to play, 204 00:09:37,918 --> 00:09:38,703 you give it everything. 205 00:09:38,918 --> 00:09:40,410 Can I get the abbreviated lecture? 206 00:09:40,537 --> 00:09:41,290 You�re gonna make me late. 207 00:09:41,377 --> 00:09:43,833 You're already late, and this is not how I raised you to think. 208 00:09:43,915 --> 00:09:45,083 You've been on me all day. 209 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:46,460 Yeah, well, that's my job.. 210 00:09:47,176 --> 00:09:47,961 What's wrong now. 211 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,043 This is between me and Kevin. 212 00:09:49,595 --> 00:09:50,173 I have to go. 213 00:09:50,427 --> 00:09:51,593 Whoa, whoa. I'm not finished here. 214 00:09:52,307 --> 00:09:53,881 He's going to be late for the game, Will. 215 00:09:54,018 --> 00:09:54,632 Helen, please. 216 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:56,380 Please what? 217 00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:58,013 You're always making excuses for him. 218 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:58,761 You encourage him. 219 00:09:59,438 --> 00:10:00,470 That's my crime? 220 00:10:00,557 --> 00:10:01,812 I encourage my son?? 221 00:10:02,148 --> 00:10:02,391 No. 222 00:10:02,648 --> 00:10:03,471 You baby him. 223 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,771 He's a man and he needs to act like it. 224 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:07,850 And he can't do that if his mother's still making his bed. 225 00:10:09,237 --> 00:10:10,310 Will, it's homecoming. 226 00:10:10,445 --> 00:10:11,862 Try not to ruin it for him. 227 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:12,900 I'm ruining it? 228 00:10:13,235 --> 00:10:13,861 Bye. 229 00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:16,451 Kevin, don't you walk out on me! 230 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:17,862 I'm a man. 231 00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:18,823 I'm acting like it. 232 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,071 Hey! We're not finished here. 233 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,042 One day you're gonna get your ass kicked, 234 00:10:24,168 --> 00:10:26,083 and there's a part of me that's looking forward to it! 235 00:10:26,256 --> 00:10:27,003 Do you hear me?! 236 00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:28,792 Kevin ! 237 00:10:40,268 --> 00:10:41,262 And we're ready to begin. 238 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,011 Mr. Girardi, if you would start by spelling your name. 239 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,141 Mr Girardi ? 240 00:10:52,655 --> 00:10:53,902 Will, you ok? 241 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,442 Need a minute? 242 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,532 No, I'm ready. 243 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,112 Spell your name for the record. 244 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,451 G...I...R... 245 00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:06,411 A...R...D...I. 246 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,763 I want sugar and I want it now. 247 00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:20,883 The latest expose? 248 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:21,892 Did somebody double park? 249 00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:24,683 I'm writing stuff down for the deposition. 250 00:11:26,147 --> 00:11:26,391 Wait. 251 00:11:26,526 --> 00:11:27,431 Were we supposed to prepare? 252 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,643 I thought we just show up and say yes or no. 253 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:32,403 That's your job. 254 00:11:33,155 --> 00:11:34,822 My testimony is gonna count for a lot. 255 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,442 Well, that's good, because I'm the dumb one. 256 00:11:39,746 --> 00:11:41,320 Fast times at arcadia high. 257 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,290 Guess I'm still just dealing with Judith. 258 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:51,251 I failed my physics test. 259 00:11:53,718 --> 00:11:54,502 Failed. 260 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,380 I've had D�s before, but... 261 00:11:57,755 --> 00:12:02,183 once you see that "F," it's like a whole other part of the alphabet. 262 00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:04,223 Why are you even taking physics? 263 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:05,763 'Cause I'm into quarks and stuff. 264 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:08,643 Because of Adam. 265 00:12:10,107 --> 00:12:11,062 He's such a brainiac. 266 00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:12,272 I feel like I'm supposed to be one, too, 267 00:12:12,395 --> 00:12:14,772 because he deserves a girlfriend who's as smart as he is. 268 00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:18,611 Are we actually talking about stuff? 269 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,651 It's not even 8:00 yet. 270 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,913 You can't do things to impress other people. 271 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:25,662 Yeah. 272 00:12:25,747 --> 00:12:27,831 And nothing in our society encourages that. 273 00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:34,292 No singing. 274 00:12:36,387 --> 00:12:38,711 Sorry, but sometimes life is good. 275 00:12:39,308 --> 00:12:40,343 Not in here it isn't. 276 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:41,632 Is this about your "F"? 277 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,380 Is this about the playboy magazines in your underwear drawer? 278 00:12:51,815 --> 00:12:53,391 So what if you don't make ivy league? 279 00:12:53,488 --> 00:12:54,650 Is it really that big of a deal? 280 00:12:55,156 --> 00:12:56,863 I mean, if George Bush is any indication... 281 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:57,772 right. 282 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,360 But I want to go wherever you go. 283 00:13:00,486 --> 00:13:01,900 I mean, that's still the plan, at least, right? 284 00:13:02,037 --> 00:13:02,490 Sure. 285 00:13:03,245 --> 00:13:03,533 Yeah. 286 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:04,823 I'm thinking second tier, you know? 287 00:13:04,866 --> 00:13:06,620 University of Texas, Austin. 288 00:13:07,035 --> 00:13:08,583 A lot of great filmmakers came out of there. 289 00:13:08,786 --> 00:13:10,292 Wes Anderson, for example. 290 00:13:10,495 --> 00:13:11,330 I could do Austin. 291 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,083 We could learn how to two-step. 292 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:17,960 You know what I think about? 293 00:13:20,218 --> 00:13:21,960 How much Judith is missing out on all this. 294 00:13:23,227 --> 00:13:23,883 Miss Girardi. 295 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,220 Mr Price is ready for you. 296 00:13:25,477 --> 00:13:25,840 Ok. 297 00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:27,303 Wish me luck. 298 00:13:30,688 --> 00:13:31,601 Watching the PDA. 299 00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:35,390 Good luck. 300 00:13:37,445 --> 00:13:38,863 Try to remember who you are, Joan. 301 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,482 Coyly stated by the almighty. 302 00:13:43,445 --> 00:13:44,493 Remember who I am. 303 00:13:44,746 --> 00:13:45,533 That's my assignment? 304 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,950 It's easy to get derailed when confronting your future. 305 00:13:48,378 --> 00:13:49,161 Try to stay grounded. 306 00:13:49,877 --> 00:13:50,781 And stand up straight. 307 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,291 I didn't create you to slouch. 308 00:13:53,546 --> 00:13:54,082 Go. 309 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:54,830 Wait. 310 00:13:55,665 --> 00:13:58,213 You know my future, so why do I have to go discuss it with Price? 311 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,172 That free will lecture just doesn't land with you, does it? 312 00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:04,923 Ahem! Growing old and dying in here, ms. Girardi. 313 00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:06,933 Works for me. 314 00:14:11,105 --> 00:14:13,392 Ms. Girardi, I've received Mr. Tuchman's evaluation. 315 00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:19,270 You've listed one of your major considerations for your destination of higher learning as "weather." 316 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,190 I'm not good with cold. 317 00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,863 You failed your first AP physics test. 318 00:14:26,747 --> 00:14:27,571 Physics is hard. 319 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,453 Look, why don't you just tell me what schools you think I have a shot with. 320 00:14:31,878 --> 00:14:34,872 My first choice would be university of Texas, Austin. 321 00:14:35,378 --> 00:14:36,411 U.T. Is a fine school. 322 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,753 Unfortunately, they do have as one of their admissions criteria evidence of brain activity. 323 00:14:41,635 --> 00:14:42,131 But... 324 00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:43,800 I got straight B�s last semester. 325 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,631 Mm. You were somewhat farther down the musical scale the year before. 326 00:14:47,227 --> 00:14:49,843 Well...I mean, that was my old school. 327 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:50,513 I was 328 00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:52,642 I was different then. 329 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,473 There's a reason they call it a permanent record, Ms. Girardi. 330 00:14:56,486 --> 00:14:58,143 Any 4-year college is out of your range.. 331 00:14:58,317 --> 00:15:00,190 I'm recommending Arcadia community college. 332 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:00,770 No, no, no, no. 333 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:01,442 I'm...I... 334 00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:03,193 I can't stay here. 335 00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:05,730 I'm going wherever Adam goes. 336 00:15:06,287 --> 00:15:07,820 Adam Rove is a gifted student. 337 00:15:08,035 --> 00:15:09,030 He has a promising future. 338 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,573 I'm sure you don't want to hold him back. 339 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,243 Good day, ms. Girardi. 340 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,133 So... 341 00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:33,473 talk to me. 342 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,312 I was deposed yesterday. 343 00:15:41,405 --> 00:15:42,650 It brought a lot of stuff up. 344 00:15:42,865 --> 00:15:45,401 I don't feel comfortable talking about it. 345 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:47,573 Ok. 346 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:50,823 Just thought I'd ask. 347 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,201 I'll redo the reports. 348 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,621 That's not the point. 349 00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:06,301 The night of the accident... 350 00:16:10,556 --> 00:16:11,883 it was homecoming weekend. 351 00:16:13,726 --> 00:16:16,143 Kevin and I had been sniping at each other all day. 352 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,982 He was walking out the door and I said, 353 00:16:22,105 --> 00:16:24,610 "you're gonna get your ass kicked, and I'm looking forward to it." 354 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,952 That's the last thing I said to my son before he was paralysed. 355 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:41,372 So... you're guilty for being human. 356 00:16:41,796 --> 00:16:43,252 It was a horrible thing to say. 357 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,250 People say horrible things to each other all the time. 358 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,922 Saying it didn't make the accident happen. 359 00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:53,552 As my ex-husband was going out the door, 360 00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:55,471 I yelled after him, "and I hope your..." 361 00:16:58,395 --> 00:17:00,722 kind of a John Bobbett moment there, you know ? 362 00:17:02,776 --> 00:17:05,153 I mean, you get mad, you go for the weak spot. 363 00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:10,322 I really think you can let yourself off the hook here, Will. 364 00:17:14,456 --> 00:17:15,661 How's Helen dealing with this? 365 00:17:18,127 --> 00:17:19,700 I didn't tell her about the Kevin thing. 366 00:17:19,795 --> 00:17:20,871 I didn't want to upset her. 367 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,620 I think that was probably a good idea. 368 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,002 She has enough. 369 00:17:32,765 --> 00:17:34,342 Still waiting to meet her, by the way. 370 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,433 Not quite convinced she's real. 371 00:17:38,107 --> 00:17:40,511 We'll have you over for dinner soon. 372 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:41,891 Oh, well, don't get carried away. 373 00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:42,723 Nobody's gotta cook. 374 00:17:43,027 --> 00:17:44,522 Well, we...we like it at our house. 375 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,772 Thanks for listening. 376 00:17:51,616 --> 00:17:52,991 Thanks for talking. 377 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:12,843 Mrs. Girardi, we're asking you to revisit the evening of November 9, 2002. 378 00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:15,512 Are you cognizant of the events on that evening? 379 00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:19,343 Yes, I remember the night my son was paralyzed. 380 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:21,603 I know this is hard. 381 00:18:22,065 --> 00:18:23,642 Can we skip the false concern? 382 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,563 Keep your eyes on the prize. Helen... 383 00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:33,652 Sorry. 384 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,863 What was the question? 385 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,123 Did you speak with your son while he was at this homecoming party? 386 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:41,412 No. 387 00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:42,241 My husband did. 388 00:18:56,808 --> 00:18:57,722 Are you coming to bed? 389 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:58,880 Eventually. 390 00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:01,720 Good game tonight. 391 00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:03,062 He broke some nice tackles. 392 00:19:06,737 --> 00:19:08,101 He called from the party. 393 00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:09,233 He'll be back by midnight. 394 00:19:13,865 --> 00:19:15,733 I'm trying to let him grow up, Helen. 395 00:19:16,036 --> 00:19:17,242 I don't want to argue with you. 396 00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:18,283 Go to bed. 397 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,531 I'm worried about his attitude. 398 00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:22,032 He acts like there's a free ride waiting for him. 399 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,583 He's a good-looking, athletic kid. 400 00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:27,912 There's nothing wrong with him enjoying that. 401 00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:29,003 He relies on it. 402 00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:30,331 That's not how the world works. 403 00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,671 And aren't we supposed to prepare him for the world? 404 00:19:32,795 --> 00:19:34,671 That's only part of the job. 405 00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:40,133 Do you think you might be resentful because he has some things that you didn't? 406 00:19:41,135 --> 00:19:42,012 Excuse me? 407 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,053 Resentful of my own son? 408 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,063 You are all over him. 409 00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:47,473 Nothing is good enough. 410 00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:49,891 Talk about letting him grow up. 411 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,772 How's he supposed to do that with you breathing down his neck? 412 00:19:52,907 --> 00:19:55,362 My job is to turn him into a man, period. 413 00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:56,072 What kind of a man? 414 00:19:56,115 --> 00:19:57,533 A man who hates his father? 415 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,322 I'm going to take a shower. 416 00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:02,703 Yeah, you do that. 417 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:03,780 I don't forgive that statement. 418 00:20:03,878 --> 00:20:05,280 I'm not asking you to! 419 00:20:25,226 --> 00:20:26,762 Are you gonna get that, Will?! 420 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:31,693 Will ?! 421 00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:45,703 He talked about Kevin. 422 00:20:46,498 --> 00:20:47,780 Your husband went up for a shower. 423 00:20:48,745 --> 00:20:49,662 The doorbell rang. 424 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,330 And then what, mrs. Girardi? 425 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:01,550 The police. 426 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,391 Ok, this time I mean it. 427 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,480 You're going to start running again. 428 00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:20,733 I'm going to set my alarm for 5:30. 429 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,610 Not in this bedroom you're not. 430 00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:26,372 Well... you want me to get old and fat? 431 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,873 As long as you do it with me. 432 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,712 Did you buy something expensive? 433 00:21:39,676 --> 00:21:41,262 Mm... I had my deposition today. 434 00:21:42,717 --> 00:21:49,683 And... I was remembering how horrible I was to you right before the accident. 435 00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:51,643 No, you weren't. 436 00:21:54,986 --> 00:21:56,352 I remembered something else. 437 00:21:58,615 --> 00:22:01,232 Right before the cops came to the door... 438 00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:06,702 I... had this vision... 439 00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:11,242 this image of Kevin lying on the ground in the rain. 440 00:22:11,337 --> 00:22:12,040 I saw it. 441 00:22:13,795 --> 00:22:14,753 What do you think that was? 442 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:18,542 I don't know. 443 00:22:24,768 --> 00:22:28,341 Oh, by the way, I'm going to invite Lucy to dinner. 444 00:22:28,437 --> 00:22:29,430 I was thinking friday. 445 00:22:36,025 --> 00:22:37,351 It's what you do, Helen. 446 00:22:37,645 --> 00:22:39,152 You invite the boss over. 447 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,270 We had Roebuck over. 448 00:22:41,406 --> 00:22:42,231 That's what you do. 449 00:22:43,576 --> 00:22:45,280 I mean, if friday's a big problem... 450 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,822 It's not the day, it's the person. 451 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:50,570 Well, maybe you could meet her before you fully commit to hating her. 452 00:22:50,998 --> 00:22:54,662 So after I feed her, then I can hate her? 453 00:22:55,758 --> 00:22:58,292 With complete abandon. 454 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,871 It's some kind of breakdown. 455 00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:33,332 It's because of Judith. 456 00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,200 Which is kind of sweet. 457 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:36,543 It's not about Judith. 458 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,451 It's about Price. 459 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,830 He needs a sport for Harvard. 460 00:23:39,715 --> 00:23:42,882 Hmm. It's curiously appealing picturing him in maroon and white. 461 00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:44,710 Is everyone having a breakdown? 462 00:23:46,056 --> 00:23:47,010 It's college, man. 463 00:23:47,428 --> 00:23:48,802 It's like we're all possessed. 464 00:23:49,598 --> 00:23:53,642 Price told me I have to put in more hours in the design studio if I want to get into Stanford. 465 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:54,932 Stanford ? 466 00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:56,063 I thought you were going to Texas. 467 00:23:56,277 --> 00:23:58,483 He said for what I want to do, Stanford. 468 00:23:59,318 --> 00:23:59,982 I got a shot. 469 00:24:00,948 --> 00:24:02,190 That's on your short list, right? 470 00:24:02,655 --> 00:24:03,112 yeah. 471 00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:03,771 Yeah, of course. 472 00:24:04,737 --> 00:24:07,363 What if all this time he's had an inner warrior? 473 00:24:16,298 --> 00:24:17,582 Holy future Friedmans! 474 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:18,952 Walk it off, Harvardian 475 00:24:19,086 --> 00:24:19,870 Back in the saddle! 476 00:24:22,675 --> 00:24:23,460 I have to go. 477 00:24:24,757 --> 00:24:25,382 Are you ok? 478 00:24:26,096 --> 00:24:27,001 Yeah, I'm fine. 479 00:24:31,186 --> 00:24:31,762 Jane. 480 00:24:32,726 --> 00:24:33,391 Hey, Jane. 481 00:24:38,065 --> 00:24:38,891 I will not sing. 482 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:40,813 I will not wear a dress. 483 00:24:43,277 --> 00:24:43,691 What ? 484 00:24:44,278 --> 00:24:45,480 Those are the terms. 485 00:24:48,537 --> 00:24:49,443 So you're saying yes? 486 00:24:50,695 --> 00:24:53,281 And it has nothing to do with that asinine threat. 487 00:24:53,786 --> 00:24:56,033 I will do all the breaking up around here. 488 00:24:56,168 --> 00:24:56,583 Got it? 489 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:01,120 Absolutely. 490 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:29,903 Hi. 491 00:25:31,366 --> 00:25:33,152 Uh... how much of my future can I get for $5.00? 492 00:25:36,498 --> 00:25:38,333 Well, it's a slow day. 493 00:25:40,336 --> 00:25:41,083 Sit down. 494 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:44,793 You can sit here. 495 00:26:01,528 --> 00:26:01,972 Thank you. 496 00:26:03,935 --> 00:26:04,430 Ok. 497 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,360 Mm-hmm. Mm. That's funny. 498 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:12,192 What ? 499 00:26:13,867 --> 00:26:15,282 They�re blank. 500 00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:18,493 What does that mean? 501 00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:19,991 Apparently you have no future. 502 00:26:20,415 --> 00:26:22,292 Technically speaking, no one does. 503 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:23,331 Oh, God ! 504 00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:24,452 That�s me. 505 00:26:24,836 --> 00:26:25,833 You heard of string theory? 506 00:26:26,298 --> 00:26:28,170 I'm failing my physics class, remember? 507 00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:29,003 A quick tutorial... 508 00:26:29,468 --> 00:26:33,340 past, present, future, all co-existing, in different dimensions, 509 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:34,802 with different rates of vibration. 510 00:26:35,267 --> 00:26:35,671 Great. 511 00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:36,511 How about college? 512 00:26:36,848 --> 00:26:38,550 Oh, the future's not fixed, Joan. 513 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:42,851 Its very existence is determined by the choices you make in the present. 514 00:26:43,225 --> 00:26:44,021 Ok... 515 00:26:44,107 --> 00:26:46,853 what are you saying, I shouldn't worry about the future? 516 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:50,690 The best way to affect it is by bringing your consciousness to the moment. 517 00:26:51,325 --> 00:26:53,283 Oh, you're like a walking refrigerator magnet. 518 00:26:53,657 --> 00:26:56,240 Well, I'm just saying that that's where all the action is. 519 00:26:56,327 --> 00:26:58,032 It's the only place you have any real power. 520 00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:02,741 Your wig is, like, from Cher's reject pile. 521 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:03,413 Are you aware? 522 00:27:04,296 --> 00:27:05,830 Don't forget about the present, Joan. 523 00:27:11,635 --> 00:27:12,591 It felt like a normal night. 524 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:17,343 Uh...you know, Joan and I got dragged to the game to watch Kevin play. 525 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:22,220 Then...of course the endless talking about him in the car on the way back. 526 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,222 I'm used to being ignored. 527 00:27:24,858 --> 00:27:25,810 You know, the youngest and all. 528 00:27:26,238 --> 00:27:27,313 Hand-me-downs. 529 00:27:27,735 --> 00:27:28,270 Used toys 530 00:27:28,698 --> 00:27:29,102 Luke ! 531 00:27:29,697 --> 00:27:30,520 Back to point. 532 00:27:30,658 --> 00:27:31,063 Right. 533 00:27:31,486 --> 00:27:32,151 It's not therapy. 534 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:35,782 Not that I need therapy. 535 00:27:38,578 --> 00:27:44,702 So, um... anyway, I was engaged in some kind of... academic pursuit. 536 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:47,583 Hello ? 537 00:27:47,705 --> 00:27:48,503 Hello ? 538 00:27:48,588 --> 00:27:49,750 Hello ? 539 00:27:50,426 --> 00:27:51,711 Dr Howell, Dr Fine, Dr Howell. 540 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:52,383 Dr Howell speaking. 541 00:27:52,718 --> 00:27:53,210 I'm fine. 542 00:27:53,388 --> 00:27:53,922 So am I ! 543 00:27:56,556 --> 00:27:57,212 It's your fault. 544 00:27:58,426 --> 00:27:59,300 Start talking. 545 00:28:01,517 --> 00:28:02,300 Give me. 546 00:28:03,145 --> 00:28:03,851 Get your own. 547 00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:06,772 Get your rank feet off of me. 548 00:28:08,648 --> 00:28:12,311 Physical violence, the favourite tool of the intellectually impaired. 549 00:28:14,065 --> 00:28:15,150 Want it, need it, getting it. 550 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:16,780 That is a baby toy. 551 00:28:17,366 --> 00:28:20,953 It's a ram-air traction kite with rip-stop nylon, mid-range action ratio... 552 00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:21,662 I don�t forgive that statement. 553 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,450 I'm not asking you to! 554 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,580 They better not get divorced before next week. 555 00:28:29,046 --> 00:28:30,083 You're always thinking about yourself. 556 00:28:31,465 --> 00:28:32,170 It's my birthday. 557 00:28:32,255 --> 00:28:33,832 You, you, you, you... 558 00:28:33,925 --> 00:28:34,421 Yeah, right. 559 00:28:35,136 --> 00:28:37,050 As if anything in this house matters except Kevin. 560 00:28:39,216 --> 00:28:39,802 I know. 561 00:28:40,726 --> 00:28:41,433 How do you fix it? 562 00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:42,432 Are you gonna get that, will? 563 00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:43,301 Can't. 564 00:28:44,095 --> 00:28:46,763 We'll just have to put our scarred psyches to some productive use. 565 00:28:48,938 --> 00:28:49,561 Will ?! 566 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:51,601 No... 567 00:28:52,026 --> 00:28:52,641 Joan... 568 00:28:53,156 --> 00:28:53,771 Donne ! 569 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,410 Mom... 570 00:29:05,417 --> 00:29:07,870 I have to go to the deposition now, and... 571 00:29:08,585 --> 00:29:09,660 um, well, since I have to tell the truth, 572 00:29:10,005 --> 00:29:10,910 I thought I would start here. 573 00:29:11,337 --> 00:29:12,791 Oh, God 574 00:29:13,007 --> 00:29:14,001 Promise not to freak out. 575 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,132 Speak. 576 00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:19,002 I failed my physics test and I don't have a shot at a 4-year college. 577 00:29:19,135 --> 00:29:19,591 Bye. 578 00:29:25,267 --> 00:29:25,893 Price ! 579 00:29:26,608 --> 00:29:28,310 Mom, see, this is what freaking out looks like. 580 00:29:30,146 --> 00:29:33,980 Did you tell my daughter that she has no academic future? 581 00:29:36,405 --> 00:29:38,403 Ahem. Mrs. Girardi, if you would like to make an appointment... 582 00:29:38,488 --> 00:29:42,823 Did you use the words, while speaking to my daughter, "no future"? 583 00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:46,493 She was paraphrasing. 584 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:47,533 Paraphrase this. 585 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,910 I'm in no mood for you and your soul-destroying tactics right now. 586 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,622 My entire family is being deposed in a lawsuit, 587 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:57,542 I'm behind in my work, and I have to feed my husband's horrible boss tonight, 588 00:29:57,636 --> 00:30:00,131 so just cut the crap and account for yourself. 589 00:30:00,255 --> 00:30:03,802 Did you tell my daughter she has no future? 590 00:30:05,886 --> 00:30:07,971 I see her options as limited. 591 00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:11,643 See, I get that you are disappointed in your own life. 592 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:12,682 I don't blame you. 593 00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:16,691 But this girl hasn't abandoned her dreams yet. 594 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,230 And so to try to steal that from her, 595 00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:22,572 to try to rob someone of their future, 596 00:30:22,785 --> 00:30:24,991 I'm pretty sure you go to hell for that. 597 00:30:26,207 --> 00:30:27,161 Tell her you were wrong. 598 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:34,792 Tell her. 599 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:44,092 I might have overstated. 600 00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:48,303 Thank you. 601 00:30:57,276 --> 00:30:58,060 That was awesome. 602 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:58,853 You... 603 00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:01,022 study harder, get your act together. 604 00:31:01,118 --> 00:31:05,243 You are going to college, because there will be no more casualties in this family. 605 00:31:25,806 --> 00:31:26,901 Hey, we're home. 606 00:31:31,145 --> 00:31:32,431 Something smells good. 607 00:31:33,396 --> 00:31:35,221 Any more garlic, the paint would peel. 608 00:31:37,235 --> 00:31:38,601 Lucy Preston, my boss. 609 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,561 Helen Girardi, my other boss. 610 00:31:42,815 --> 00:31:44,153 That line never gets old. 611 00:31:44,325 --> 00:31:45,030 Never does. 612 00:31:45,366 --> 00:31:46,033 Hey. 613 00:31:46,326 --> 00:31:47,530 It's nice to finally meet you. 614 00:31:47,658 --> 00:31:48,073 Yeah. 615 00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:48,650 You too. 616 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:49,783 Oh, thank you. 617 00:31:49,917 --> 00:31:50,661 You didn't have to. 618 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,243 Can I get you a glass of that? 619 00:31:52,457 --> 00:31:54,870 Um, actually, uh, scotch, if it's going. 620 00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:56,043 Oh, it's going. 621 00:31:57,418 --> 00:31:59,541 Uh, I hope this resembles food. 622 00:31:59,715 --> 00:32:01,173 I've been dealing with a deposition, 623 00:32:01,298 --> 00:32:04,170 and I had to yell at the vice principal today. 624 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:07,301 I told Will, I mean, you know, cooking is not necessary. 625 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,550 I could have picked up a bucket of chicken on the way. 626 00:32:09,725 --> 00:32:10,470 Oh no it�s fine. 627 00:32:10,768 --> 00:32:12,013 I'm happy to do it. 628 00:32:12,185 --> 00:32:13,470 Let me, uh, let me chop something. 629 00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:14,103 I'm good at that. 630 00:32:14,396 --> 00:32:15,473 Ok, yeah. 631 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:22,771 So Will's quite a guy. 632 00:32:26,365 --> 00:32:28,152 No way could I do this job without him. 633 00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:37,122 This lawsuit thing you're going through, man, that's... 634 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,000 that's ridiculous. 635 00:32:45,638 --> 00:32:46,750 Will says you're religious. 636 00:32:46,845 --> 00:32:47,921 That must come in handy. 637 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:51,843 I was raised southern Baptist, but, uh... 638 00:32:52,597 --> 00:32:54,340 now I'm just pissed god doesn't exist. 639 00:32:54,476 --> 00:32:55,472 I think that's enough. 640 00:32:57,606 --> 00:32:58,561 Tomatoes. 641 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:02,640 Yeah. 642 00:33:03,526 --> 00:33:04,062 Ok. 643 00:33:08,485 --> 00:33:09,491 We'd all gone to the game. 644 00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:11,613 We won. 645 00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:16,873 And, uh, this guy, Richard Gould, flirted with me. 646 00:33:22,795 --> 00:33:24,042 That's what I was thinking about. 647 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:28,253 And then... 648 00:33:29,555 --> 00:33:33,303 then when we got home, um, Luke and I decided to watch TV, and... 649 00:33:34,768 --> 00:33:35,681 the doorbell rang. 650 00:33:40,355 --> 00:33:40,720 What ? 651 00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:42,983 What is it? 652 00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:54,031 The drive seemed really long. 653 00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:58,660 I was staring at everything going by, like it was all new. 654 00:33:59,627 --> 00:34:01,041 Or like I'd never see it again. 655 00:34:02,626 --> 00:34:06,381 I remember thinking, this is the moment when my whole life changes. 656 00:34:08,007 --> 00:34:12,380 It's like everything before this and everything after. 657 00:34:14,687 --> 00:34:17,852 I remember praying, but I don't know who I was praying to. 658 00:34:18,898 --> 00:34:19,812 I didn't believe in God. 659 00:34:20,646 --> 00:34:24,940 I was bargaining, telling him all the things I'd do if he let Kevin live. 660 00:34:26,778 --> 00:34:28,192 Then I looked at my brother Luke. 661 00:34:30,028 --> 00:34:31,532 He was counting on his fingers. 662 00:34:34,196 --> 00:34:40,282 You have to understand, he's a math genius and he was counting on his fingers. 663 00:34:41,585 --> 00:34:43,410 That's how screwed up he was, but... 664 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:45,370 I didn't feel sorry for him. 665 00:34:45,548 --> 00:34:49,753 I wanted to kill him, because I knew he was counting the days till his stupid birthday. 666 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:55,092 He'd been talking about this dumb kite, like that was something to get excited about. 667 00:34:57,096 --> 00:35:00,890 I'm sorry to interrupt. 668 00:35:00,978 --> 00:35:02,930 He wanted a what for his birthday? 669 00:35:04,357 --> 00:35:05,062 A kite. 670 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,850 And his birthday was when? 671 00:35:08,487 --> 00:35:10,523 10 days after Kevin's accident. 672 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:12,523 November 19th. 673 00:35:22,035 --> 00:35:22,832 Oh, my God. 674 00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:27,830 You weren't talking about the present. 675 00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:31,881 You were talking about... 676 00:35:34,177 --> 00:35:34,802 the present. 677 00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:39,803 Unless it was both. 678 00:35:40,396 --> 00:35:42,390 I bet you it was both because that's what you do. 679 00:35:48,738 --> 00:35:49,692 I'm back on the record. 680 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:02,783 We should go ahead and eat. 681 00:36:03,706 --> 00:36:05,122 The kids are scattered all over the place. 682 00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:06,450 No telling when they'll be home. 683 00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:07,411 Where are they? 684 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,501 Um, Joan had to be deposed after school. 685 00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:12,332 Kevin is going to be deposed after work. 686 00:36:12,885 --> 00:36:15,462 Oh, these kids today and their depositions. 687 00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:21,303 That must be Luke. 688 00:36:21,727 --> 00:36:22,591 Just in time, buddy 689 00:36:25,438 --> 00:36:25,853 Hey. 690 00:36:26,526 --> 00:36:28,140 Oh, Luke, you brought Grace. 691 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,101 Uh, Luke, this is dad's boss Lucy Preston. 692 00:36:31,196 --> 00:36:33,521 Our son Luke and his friend Grace Polk. 693 00:36:33,616 --> 00:36:34,061 Study partner. 694 00:36:35,656 --> 00:36:36,611 That's not lasagne. 695 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:37,321 Nope. 696 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,151 Mom's leg of lamb. 697 00:36:38,578 --> 00:36:39,110 Grab a seat. 698 00:36:39,658 --> 00:36:40,032 Lucy ? 699 00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:46,953 I'm not hungry. 700 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:56,001 We have a lot of work to do. ... 701 00:36:58,176 --> 00:36:59,301 And he's the easy one.. 702 00:37:07,896 --> 00:37:09,851 Uh, I was fighting with my girlfriend. 703 00:37:12,237 --> 00:37:14,061 That's why we left the party. 704 00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:17,820 Um... she... 705 00:37:18,867 --> 00:37:22,573 Went to the bathroom, and, uh, I took that as an opportunity to duck out. 706 00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:24,241 Had you been drinking? 707 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:27,082 Uh... a little. 708 00:37:27,167 --> 00:37:27,741 I had a beer. 709 00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:29,162 I wasn't much of a drinker. 710 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,501 Had Andy been drinking? 711 00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:32,620 Yeah. 712 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,042 But I don't know how much. 713 00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:39,171 To your knowledge, was Andy drunk when you left? 714 00:37:51,236 --> 00:37:53,273 I was about to make a move on Dee Dee carter. 715 00:37:53,817 --> 00:37:54,693 You owe me large. 716 00:37:54,815 --> 00:37:55,852 Hey, let's go to Webster's. 717 00:37:55,945 --> 00:37:57,022 He's always got a college girl. 718 00:37:57,197 --> 00:37:57,613 Kevin ! 719 00:37:59,448 --> 00:38:01,243 Kevin, don't you dare walk out on me! 720 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:02,150 Hey ! 721 00:38:04,118 --> 00:38:06,111 What kind of guy walks away from a girl, huh? 722 00:38:06,287 --> 00:38:07,872 You're mad. We'll talk about it when you've calmed down. 723 00:38:07,957 --> 00:38:08,241 No ! 724 00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:09,413 If you leave now, it's over. 725 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,252 Hey, isn't it enough that you cheated on me? 726 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:13,411 Look, we're not married. 727 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:14,620 I trusted you. 728 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:16,213 I loved you. 729 00:38:16,338 --> 00:38:17,631 That doesn't matter at all to you? 730 00:38:19,135 --> 00:38:20,631 I...I can't get into this now. 731 00:38:21,098 --> 00:38:21,842 We'll talk tomorrow. 732 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,220 I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. 733 00:38:24,517 --> 00:38:26,053 They always say that, man. 734 00:38:26,558 --> 00:38:27,052 I know. 735 00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:29,010 Andy, give me the keys. 736 00:38:32,065 --> 00:38:33,141 Why ? I only had one beer. 737 00:38:33,897 --> 00:38:34,981 This is my dad's car, man. 738 00:38:35,106 --> 00:38:36,520 You're not insured to drive it. 739 00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:38,610 He'd kill me, man. 740 00:38:39,028 --> 00:38:39,821 Besides, I'm fine. 741 00:38:40,617 --> 00:38:41,192 Andy. 742 00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:42,151 Keys. 743 00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:42,531 Come on. 744 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:46,820 Kevin, if you say "keys" one more time, I swear to God, I'm gonna buy you a sundress. 745 00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:49,742 All right. 746 00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:52,833 Kevin, buddy. 747 00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:55,082 Trust me. 748 00:39:17,568 --> 00:39:19,351 Ah. So Luke and Grace really are in the garage. 749 00:39:19,448 --> 00:39:20,732 I thought mom was having a mini-stroke. 750 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:21,651 What are you doing in here? 751 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:22,322 Studying. 752 00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:28,071 No...you're not studying. 753 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,702 You're pouting because everybody forgot your birthday. 754 00:39:33,745 --> 00:39:34,331 Wouldn't you? 755 00:39:34,796 --> 00:39:35,951 Yeah, but... 756 00:39:36,087 --> 00:39:36,873 it's the deposition. 757 00:39:37,297 --> 00:39:38,502 So it's all about Kevin again. 758 00:39:39,005 --> 00:39:39,751 So, that makes it ok ? 759 00:39:39,965 --> 00:39:41,750 Dude. Just take it easy on them, ok? 760 00:39:42,596 --> 00:39:45,263 When they remember, they'll feel so guilty, they'll buy you a car. 761 00:39:52,645 --> 00:39:53,892 Didn't have time to wrap it. 762 00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:13,370 The kite. 763 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:23,343 I never got it. 764 00:40:25,307 --> 00:40:25,801 Yeah. 765 00:40:25,927 --> 00:40:28,592 Well... it's only a few years late. 766 00:40:28,675 --> 00:40:29,172 Sue me. 767 00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:33,893 I got you something, too. 768 00:40:40,198 --> 00:40:41,063 Our secrecy contract. 769 00:41:07,387 --> 00:41:08,133 Did you like her? 770 00:41:10,848 --> 00:41:11,723 Like her? 771 00:41:14,017 --> 00:41:14,720 Well... 772 00:41:15,897 --> 00:41:16,763 She's me. 773 00:41:17,857 --> 00:41:18,561 She's you? 774 00:41:19,105 --> 00:41:19,603 Yeah. 775 00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:22,353 If I were shorter or political or... 776 00:41:23,196 --> 00:41:24,610 didn't have, you know, a soul. 777 00:41:26,158 --> 00:41:28,073 I can't believe you're threatened by this woman. 778 00:41:28,198 --> 00:41:30,191 I'm not threatened by her. 779 00:41:30,325 --> 00:41:33,530 I just...don't understand why you tell her everything about us. 780 00:41:33,915 --> 00:41:34,992 I don't tell her everything. 781 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,163 She's my boss. 782 00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:36,992 We talk. 783 00:41:37,955 --> 00:41:39,201 Oh, my God... 784 00:41:41,045 --> 00:41:41,912 Oh, my God ! 785 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:09,941 It's ok. 786 00:42:11,248 --> 00:42:11,903 It's not. 787 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:12,991 It's just not. 788 00:42:13,248 --> 00:42:13,861 It's my fault. 789 00:42:13,995 --> 00:42:14,571 It doesn't matter. 790 00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:16,110 Sweetheart, it does. 791 00:42:16,248 --> 00:42:17,411 Ok, it does, but it... 792 00:42:17,878 --> 00:42:20,621 you know... things came out of it that I didn't see coming. 793 00:42:22,085 --> 00:42:23,293 And I'm really happy now. 794 00:42:24,717 --> 00:42:25,463 'Cause, you know... 795 00:42:26,547 --> 00:42:27,333 we're all here. 796 00:42:28,887 --> 00:42:29,593 And Grace is here.. 797 00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:33,673 And Joan remembered. 798 00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:36,051 And Kevin is ok. 799 00:42:40,147 --> 00:42:41,270 And I'm gonna have a lot of birthdays. 800 00:42:44,697 --> 00:42:48,770 Besides... now you guys have to buy me a car. 801 00:42:53,576 --> 00:42:54,283 Happy birthday. 802 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:55,241 Happy birthday, son 803 00:42:56,825 --> 00:42:58,411 Hey, come on, Squarepants! 804 00:42:58,705 --> 00:42:59,621 Let's get this thing in the air. 805 00:42:59,671 --> 00:43:04,221 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54907

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