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Did you hear about old Bob Cromer?
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- What about him?
- Exhumed, mate.
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- What?
- Grave robbed.
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By who?!
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Nobody knows. Night hawks.
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Rumour has it he was buried
with some of his best finds.
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James I guinea, medieval
posy ring, that Viking torc.
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They came in the night and dug him up.
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Unbelievable.
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- The things some people'll
do for gold. - Yeah.
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Poor old Bob.
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Bet he never thought he'd end
up on that end of a detector.
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♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me?
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♪ Climb through the briar and bramble
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♪ I'll be your treasure
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♪ I'm waiting for you
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♪ I'm waiting for you... ♪
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No...
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The idea of what is considered beautiful
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changes through time.
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Like...
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Well, back in the Tudor period,
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you might've been considered
really attractive.
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You know, scrawny, a bit
of beard and the hair.
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Stick a ruff around your neck,
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you could've been one of
Lizzie I's favourites.
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Right, and how far back in
time would you have to go
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before YOU were considered attractive?
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Oh, no, no, no, I...
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My time is right around the corner.
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Within the next couple of years, I reckon.
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I'm going to call it a
day and head into town.
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I said I'd drop by the library.
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Sophie's meeting Peter to
research that plane crash.
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I can't get into it.
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It's not old enough.
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If it hasn't been forgotten,
I'm not interested.
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- I'm on a different quest.
- Oh, yeah. What's that, then?
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Oh, I dunno.
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My heart has followed all my
days something I cannot name.
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Blimey.
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Yeah, I won't be able to rest
until I've danced the gold dance.
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You're not coming, then?
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- No, got plans.
- Oh, yeah, what you doin'?
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Um? Oh, er, I gotta pop into Screwfix.
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What you got?
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Boat.
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- What, a boat?
- Hmm?
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No, B-O-A-T -- Bit Off A Tractor.
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What, haven't you heard that one?
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Course I haven't. You just made it up.
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Oh, it's an old one, that is, like POACH.
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Go on.
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Part Of A Combine Harvester?
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Bullshit.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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Um, listen, thank you for
helping me out with this.
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It's all right.
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- I'm a sucker for a bit of research.
- You're a what?
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Doesn't matter.
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- Are any of the others coming down?
- I don't think so. - That's good. - Yeah?
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- Yeah, they were all so enthusiastic,
especially the main guy. - Terry.
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- I'm worried they'll be
disappointed. - How come?
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Well, even if we find the crash site,
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- I don't think there'll be
much left of the plane. - Oh.
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We're used to not finding very much
at the DMDC, that's what we do best.
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♪ I've got a lot of love inside
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♪ Is there love enough
now to get me through?
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♪ Yeah, I know now where I'm going to
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♪ Not to lose now, but to win
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♪ Tell me, how do I begin?
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♪ I've a dream
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♪ Silver dream machine... ♪
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Me?
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I'm in fruit and veg.
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I'm in fruit and vegetables.
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Did you know... 90% of onions are
consumed in their country of origin?
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Hmm.
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There's hardly any
international trade in onions.
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What, this old thing?
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Oh, thank you. Well,
I've had it for years.
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Do I drive?
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Well, you, er...
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You might have seen that yellow
car parked up outside? The, er...?
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Yes.
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TR7.
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Do you know about them?
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Well, I've, er, I've actually
done quite a lot of work on her.
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Re-sprayed her Aztec Yellow,
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whereas the original would've been...
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That's right.
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.. Mimosa Yellow.
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And you, er...?
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Do you have a car?
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Really?
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What, the one in, er...
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Back To The Future?
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I've given myself a year off.
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I was fed up with my
job, so I jacked it in
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and I'm travelling for a year.
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I wrote a list of things I
want to achieve in this year
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and one of those things was to
find my grandfather's resting place
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- and lay a wreath.
- That's really nice.
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I've been wanting to for a long time.
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This year is the year
for getting things done.
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So what else is on your list?
Don't say bungee jumping.
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- Catch a big fish.
- OK.
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Fall in love.
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- Wait, isn't that on everybody's
list all of the time? - Is it?
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I don't know. Wasn't
on mine for a long time.
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But I'm ready now.
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I'm going to make a concerted effort.
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Right, yeah, cos that's
usually how it happens(!)
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- Yeah? - Yeah, sure! I mean,
you decide to fall in love,
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you try really hard and
then you fall in love(!)
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- You're being sarcastic. - Yeah!
- Well done, very clever. - Thank you!
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So what qualities are you
looking for in your new love?
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- Sarcasm.
- Hmm!
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As discussed, the summer fair
is going to be Dickens-themed
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and I'd like all attending staff
in Victorian dress, if you would.
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Um, this costume hire
company has a nice range.
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Expensive, but worth it.
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As I'm sure you're all aware, last year,
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Oakfield Lane Primary School
raised? 5,000 at their annual fete
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and I'm determined we're
going to beat that.
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Um... could I ask you all
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not to double park outside
the front of the school?
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Mr Dale had to get to Asda
yesterday and he couldn't get out.
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Well, where are we supposed to go, then?!
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I'm having to park further and
further away and walk the rest.
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You only live a mile away, Janet.
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Exactly!
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It's hardly worth me driving in at all.
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We need to sort out
some more parking spaces.
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Hi.
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Hey, Lance.
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- It's Andy.
- Oh, yeah, Lance is the other guy.
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- Funny little guy. - Funny
little guy? - Yeah, you know.
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Hmm.
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- How's it going?
- Good, good.
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We found a newspaper article
and Sophie's gone to get coffee.
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- Oh, great. Can I see?
- Yeah.
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This is from the morning after
the crash, there's no photo
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and they just said it was near
Henbury -- nothing more specific.
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But it does say that the plane
came straight down nose-first
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and pretty much buried
itself in the ground.
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- And does it mention the crew?
- Um...
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No, I don't think so.
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Right, well, I found a
list of their names online.
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It doesn't say what happened
to them, but it does say
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that they're all accounted
for, which I don't understand.
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- Which was your grandfather?
- Let me see.
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Yeah, here -- Reinfrit Schneider.
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Forward gunner.
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Right.
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Here's Sophie.
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Andy! I thought you said you
might not be able to make it?
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Yeah, but I managed to.
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Great.
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Can I...?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So...
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Peter showed me the article.
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Yeah. I'm hopin' other papers might
have photographs of the crash site,
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- so we should carry on looking.
- Yeah.
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- It's quite a lot to go
through, actually. - Right.
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Shall we just crack on with that,
then, or did you want to...?
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Oh, no, yeah, I'll... I'll
let you crack on with that.
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I've got some shopping to do, so....
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- See you later.
- Yep, see ya.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers, Lance.
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It's Andy.
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Andy.
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The residents of Whitehall Lodge
are complaining that the parents
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are parking their cars in the
residents-only parking bays.
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We must make sure that the parents
know they're not allowed to do that.
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Similarly, parents are parking
on the yellow zigzag lines
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in front of the school and
we must make sure they know
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they can't do that, even if
they're just dropping off.
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Er, any other business?
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- Frances? - Are we allowed
to park on Meadow View Road?
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It's just it doesn't say
anywhere it's residents-only.
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But they're claiming the same
parking restrictions stretch around
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from Church Road, even though
there aren't any, um... signs.
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Well, if there aren't any signs,
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- it means there aren't any
parking restrictions! - Right.
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- So can I park there?
- No!
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Becky?
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Sorry, I have to go.
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Hey.
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I've just walked out of
a stupid staff meeting!
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Cos they're all a bunch of
small-minded idiots, who can only
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talk about how bloody difficult
it is to park their fucking cars!
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Bloody hell, you sound
furious. Are you all right?
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Hang on, hang on a second, Becks.
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It made me realise, Andy, I
really need to get out of here.
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I want to talk to you some
more about this VSO thing.
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'I think we should do it, the three of us.
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'You should hear Martin talking
about it -- it sounds wonderful.'
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'Andy?
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'Andy?'
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Sorry, I got distracted.
I'll see you at home.
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- Er, I'd better take this.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hello?
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All right, it's me. Where are you?
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Oh...
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I told you -- Screwfix.
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Oh, yeah. I forgot.
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Have they got a mariachi band playing?
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Oh, yeah, I know...
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They're having a Mexican afternoon.
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Er, no, I just...
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I forgot to ask whether
you're going to the club.
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All right.
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I'll see you there.
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Oh, can you get me some masonry nails?
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Galvanised.
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Yeah, OK. Mmm.
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I better go -- they're
bringing out the pinata.
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Adios.
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Hello?
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I'm in here.
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All right, sweary!
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Was I swearing a lot?
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Yeah, an unnecessary amount, I'd say.
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Oh, God! I was just about to break!
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I'd had all that I could take
of their petty parking problems
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and their fete, for goodness' sake!
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Are you rapping?
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No, I think it was just a fluke.
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Say something else.
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I want a change, Andy!
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I want to get out of that school
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and try something else, go somewhere else.
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- No, none of that really rhymed.
- I wasn't trying to rhyme.
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Oh, sorry, what were you saying?
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Doesn't matter.
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They can't fire you, can they, for
storming out of a staff meeting?
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I didn't storm, I just left.
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We'd really be up shit
creek if you lost your job.
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- I want to show you this.
- Don't hand in your notice just yet.
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Oh, you'll never guess what I saw.
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Looks like Lance has taken our
advice to try internet dating.
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I saw him holding hands with a girl,
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when he said he was going to the DIY shop.
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Yeah, nobody we know?
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- No, really young, much
younger than him. - How young?
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Twenties.
250
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They were in a cafe. He didn't see me.
251
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,450
And they were... holding hands?
252
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,450
Well, yeah, touching hands, flirting.
253
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,450
He was adamant he wasn't going to try it,
254
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,450
but I don't know how else
he could've met her so fast.
255
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,450
Why don't you just ask him?
256
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,170
Nah, he can tell me when he's ready.
257
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,450
What's that? What's that?
258
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,450
That's a denarius.
259
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,500
Can you say "silver
denarius of Marcus Aurelius"?
260
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,700
Nah.
261
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,450
Here it is. It seems it came
down so straight and so fast
262
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,450
that the hole sort of
filled itself in afterwards.
263
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,450
Always fill in your holes.
264
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,450
Bad taste, Russell.
265
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,450
It was so deep, they just left it.
266
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,450
It looks like it's never been disturbed.
267
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,450
And look -- this tower.
268
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,450
Yeah, that's St Giles.
269
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,450
I can see this tower from
where I park my camper.
270
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,450
Well, that's where we should start.
271
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,450
Can you tell where this
photo was taken from?
272
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,450
It's hard to tell.
273
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,450
Yeah, you can only see
the top of the church.
274
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,450
We should get down there and have a look.
275
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,450
Listen, Terry, um... if we find the site,
276
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:31,450
I'll need to apply for a licence
of Ministry of Defence to dig it.
277
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,450
I was wondering if the DMDC
could do that on my behalf?
278
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,450
It might look better coming from a club.
279
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,450
No problem at all, mate.
280
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,450
And here's an idea.
281
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,450
What if, when we locate the wreckage,
282
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,450
we have the annual rally on the site, eh?
283
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,450
Get everyone down, more the merrier,
barbecue -- make a day of it!
284
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,450
Can I keep some of the wreckage?
Well, I don't know about that, Hugh.
285
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,450
I'll bring a wheelbarrow.
286
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,450
Hang on a second, guys, this
is not what I had in mind, um...
287
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,450
I want to find the site, pay my respects,
288
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:03,300
- I don't necessarily want lots of people there.
- We'll cordon it off.
289
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:07,450
Hello?
290
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,900
Mr Mayor?
291
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,450
Er, could I have a word, Terry?
292
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,440
Certainly, Mr Mayor.
293
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,450
Well, this is an honour, sir.
294
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,450
How may I be of assistance?
295
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,450
Er...
296
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,450
After a bit of a favour, actually,
from you metal detectors.
297
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,450
Detectorists.
298
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,450
- Beg your pardon? - Doesn't
matter. - Ah. Um, damnedest thing --
299
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,450
I... seem to have mislaid my
ceremonial chain of office
300
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,450
and I thought maybe you
could find it for me.
301
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:41,450
Absolutely, no problem at all, sir.
I'll get a team on it straight away.
302
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,450
- Russell? - No, no, no, no
need to. Silly to involve him...
303
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:48,450
Russell runs our new
jewellery retrieval service.
304
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,450
- The mayor here has lost his
chain of office. - His what?
305
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,450
It's a ceremonial chain.
You know, it shouldn't be
306
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,450
too difficult to find -- big chunky thing.
307
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:59,450
- I'll get Hugh. - No, no,
no, no need to... - Hugh!
308
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,450
The mayor's lost his necklace.
309
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:05,450
Hugh runs the jewellery
retrieval service with Russell.
310
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,450
They've had a lot of success.
311
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:10,450
- Had quite a few stories in the local
paper, you may have seen them. - No.
312
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,450
- I have a scrapbook, if
you want to see it? - No.
313
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,450
- Oh.
- Thank you.
314
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,450
I don't want to make a big fuss.
Silly to involve too many people.
315
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,450
So where did you say you lost it?
316
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:23,450
Ah, somewhere in the long
grass, or in the bushes,
317
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,500
up near the car park by Barnfather Woods.
318
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,450
The car park near Barnfather Woods?
319
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,450
Yes, you know, the one up... up... there.
320
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,450
The place where all the
cars go after dark?
321
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,450
I have no idea what
happens there after dark.
322
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:42,450
I was, er, walking my dog and, er,
it got caught on a branch and, er,
323
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,450
pinged off into the undergrowth.
324
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,450
Right, well, we'd better
get up there, then.
325
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,450
- In the bushes, on the left-hand
side of the car park. - OK. - Yeah.
326
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,370
As soon as you can.
327
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,040
Um, if we do manage to find it...
328
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:01,450
- Yes? - All right to
call the local papers down?
329
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,450
- Take a photo?
- For the scrapbook.
330
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,450
No. No.
331
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,450
You see, because, um... Cos
that wouldn't do at all.
332
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:13,450
I... I was going to make an anonymous
donation to the club if you found it
333
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:17,450
and I don't like to boast
about my charity work,
334
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:23,450
so any publicity might prevent
me from making such... a donation.
335
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,450
Do you see?
336
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,450
Yes, I think so.
337
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,500
Fantastic.
338
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,100
There we are.
339
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:55,450
You ever thought about what kind
of dance you'd do if you found gold?
340
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,450
Oh, no. It's bad luck
to practise beforehand.
341
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,450
It has to be spontaneous.
342
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,450
Yep.
343
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,450
Yeah, I've... I've no idea
what'll come out on the day,
344
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,450
- but I imagine it'll be exuberant.
- Not too exuberant, though.
345
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,450
- Remember what happened
to Derek Hoof. - Oh, yeah.
346
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,450
- Dislocated a hip.
- It wasn't even gold in the end, was it?
347
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,100
- Milk bottle top.
- Embarrassing.
348
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,450
- Hi. - Mornin'. - Wotcha. - All right?
349
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,450
Ooh!
350
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,450
Ooh, so... this is it?
351
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,450
The famous metal detector?
352
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,450
It's the CTX, yeah.
353
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,450
She's one of the first in the country.
354
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,450
I've souped her up a bit.
Fitted her with a larger coil.
355
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,450
- I might give her another coat of
wax midway through the season. - Oh.
356
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,300
How does it work?
357
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,450
- What's the on button?
- Well, no, I don't really like to switch her on
358
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,450
so close to the car,
overhead power cables.
359
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,450
- It might overload...
- Look at me!
360
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,450
- I'm going to find some treasure.
- You won't find anything here!
361
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,450
You haven't got it on the right...
No! Hey! You haven't got it on...
362
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,450
It made some noise,
guys, I found something.
363
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,450
It's on the wrong setting. It'll be
a drinks can, so close to the road!
364
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,450
- It's just going to be modern litter.
- Give me a spade. This is great!
365
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,450
- Come on, you don't want to dig it up now.
- What's the reading?
366
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,500
35, is that good?
367
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,450
- No, it's iffy, you know, it
doesn't mean anything. - 35?
368
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,450
- Give me the spade.
- Well...
369
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,500
Well, dig it up, if you like,
but you're wasting your time.
370
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:42,500
- I tell you what, maybe we should...
- No way, man, this is my treasure.
371
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,450
Coke can.
372
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,450
- Told you, didn't I?
- Yeah, you did.
373
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,450
- I said it was a drinks can, didn't I?
- Unbelievable.
374
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,450
And you didn't listen.
375
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,450
- Unbelievable.
- Ridiculous.
376
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,450
- It's always the virgins.
- Yeah. - It's always the same.
377
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,450
Ones who go out on a first
time think they know best.
378
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,450
- Would he listen?
- What was it? A drinks can!
379
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,450
- It was only ever
going to be junk. - Ha!
380
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,450
Is it true what Sophie's told me --
381
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,450
- that Terry got blown up by a
bomb last year? - Afraid so.
382
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,450
- Threw him 40 foot in the air, he reckons.
- I'd have never believed
383
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,450
the world of metal detecting
was so full of danger and peril.
384
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,450
- Believe it, baby. - Extreme
sport. - Fast and furious.
385
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:30,450
Speaking of which, hold on to
your hats, ladies and gents,
386
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,300
there's a Saxon round tower and church.
387
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,700
Boom.
388
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:42,450
Not much to go on.
389
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,450
We can walk in a big circle around
it and look out for features.
390
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,450
Yeah, all right.
391
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,450
Call if you find anything.
392
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,450
Oh... OK.
393
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:56,450
Well, this is our permission anyway,
so wanna do a couple of hours?
394
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,100
- Go on, then.
- See you in a bit.
395
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,450
I thought you were going to pass out
396
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,900
when he grabbed your detector.
397
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,450
Well, do you have a strum
on Bob Dylan's guitar
398
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,450
- without asking him?
- No.
399
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,450
No!
400
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,450
A man's detector's like his...
401
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,500
- His what? - Woman. - Woman?!
402
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,450
You know what I mean.
403
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,500
- You don't touch another man's detector.
- Or his woman.
404
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,900
Exactly.
405
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:39,450
Did you see the look on his face?
406
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,450
I thought he was going to cry.
407
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,450
- You shouldn't have taken his detector.
- I couldn't help it.
408
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,450
You don't mess with
Lance's metal detectors.
409
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,450
He's got more than one?
410
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,450
Legend has it, he has a false
bookcase that pulls back
411
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,450
to reveal a secret cabinet full of them.
412
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,450
- Yeah?
- That's what they say.
413
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,450
So weird! Why do you hang out with them?
414
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,450
- They're not weird.
- Yeah, they are! They're freaks!
415
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,450
You're relatively normal compared to them.
416
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,970
I like them. They're my friends.
417
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:27,500
I'm not too keen on Terry's idea of
holding the rally at the crash site.
418
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,450
It's supposed to be a special moment.
419
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:35,450
Oh, he means well. It's just, once
he's got an idea in his head...
420
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,450
Could you... speak with him,
try to make him change his mind?
421
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,450
I can try.
422
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,840
Thanks.
423
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,240
I didn't mean to insult your friends.
424
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,450
You're forgiven.
425
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,450
They ARE weird.
426
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,570
That's why I like them.
427
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,500
Oh... God!
428
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,100
Who are they?
429
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,450
They look like...
430
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,500
Simon and Garfunkel.
431
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,450
Opal Fruits.
432
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,450
Yeah.
433
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,450
TOFFOs?
434
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,500
TOFFOs, good one.
435
00:24:24,450 --> 00:24:25,450
- Spangles?
- Lazy!
436
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,500
Yeah, sorry.
437
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,450
So, Becky said she saw
you with someone, in town.
438
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,500
- Oh, yeah? Who?
- I dunno, a woman.
439
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,450
Hmm.
440
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,450
When?
441
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,770
Tuesday, I think, afternoon.
442
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,450
I dunno, er...
443
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,450
Maybe it's the old lady from downstairs.
444
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,450
No, I think it was someone younger.
445
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,450
Well, Mrs Morris looks young for her age.
446
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,450
- Well, how old is she?
- 93.
447
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,770
Definitely someone younger.
448
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,450
Message from Sophie.
449
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,450
"S&G alert -- heading your way."
450
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,500
What's an S&G alert?
451
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,040
Hello there!
452
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,500
Old friends.
453
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,840
Indeed.
454
00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:24,450
Been a long time, hasn't it?
455
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,450
It has.
456
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,450
A lot of water under the bridge.
457
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,450
- Troubled water.
- Pardon?
458
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:33,500
Troubled water, that the bridge is over.
459
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,450
We just bumped into
Sophie and her boyfriend.
460
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,450
- I don't think they're a couple.
- Ooh, did I touch a nerve?
461
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,450
No.
462
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,450
They told us about the plane crash.
463
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,450
- They told you?
- He did, yeah.
464
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:53,450
Plane crash, grandad.
Mmm, very moving story.
465
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,450
- What you getting at?
- But is that the real reason, hmm?
466
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,450
Or is there something else?
467
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,450
Something you're hoping you might find?
468
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,170
- The first one. - Really? - Really.
469
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,450
You don't need metal
detectors to lay a wreath.
470
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,450
Oh, wise words.
471
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,450
Mm-hm!
472
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,450
We wanted to see you,
actually, to thank you.
473
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:18,450
- We have formed a brand-new
club. - Is that so? - Yes.
474
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,450
You did us a big favour when you absorbed
475
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,450
some of our less-committed
members, allowed us to streamline.
476
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,450
We are now a highly efficient unit
477
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:30,450
comprising a dozen or
so elite detectorists.
478
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,450
- What you called?
- The Dirt Sharks.
479
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,450
- Ew! Really?
- Yuck!
480
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,450
And what's wrong with the Dirt Sharks?
481
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,450
Sounds a bit, you know...
482
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,450
Aggressive.
483
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,450
Invasive.
484
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,450
I don't think so.
485
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,450
- Predatory.
- Predatory, yes.
486
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:48,450
Sharks are highly efficient hunters.
487
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:52,450
And you, with your metal
detectors, are like sharks swimming,
488
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,450
not through water, but through dirt,
489
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,500
and hunting for metal instead of food?
490
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,170
Yeah, exactly.
491
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,450
- Oh, yeah, that's good, that is.
- Yeah, it works.
492
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,450
- It's good. - Well done. - Yeah.
493
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,450
So what, are you, er, looking
to share our permissions,
494
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,450
cos, um, you got two hopes of that --
495
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,450
Bob and no.
496
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,450
It's amazing!
497
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,450
Why is it I understand so
very little of what you say?
498
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,450
Cos you're as thick as two short plonks.
499
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,770
- Planks.
- You're welcome.
500
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,170
Come on, Paul.
501
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,770
Don't.
502
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,450
What a mallet!
503
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,500
Why are they here? What
do they think they know?
504
00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:38,450
Phone Sophie.
505
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,450
Make sure Peter knows not
to say anything else.
506
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,450
Tell him to keep schtum.
507
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,500
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