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Oh, Jasmin! Who are the celebrities you're going on the ice with? Come on, tell me!

Couldn't I come along? As your hairdresser? It would be so much fun!

I don't think so.

Why?

They don't want me.

Come on, I don't believe you.

It's true. I gave it my all, but apparently it just wasn't enough.

If you turn down the treble, that shouldn't happen.

Hi.

Hey!

Hey, baby! How did the audition go?

Are you gonna be deep-freezed soon? Huh?

I didn't even go to the audition.

What? I mean, you said you wanted go and have a look.

It's far too primitive, you know? Building igloos and freezing my ass off.

Hey! Hear! Hear!

This is going to take 30 minutes now, and then we can continue.

No, get some rest, Kathrin. No, it's no problem.

We can go for a walk some other time, ok? Bye!

Hey. Latte with two pieces of sugar. That's right, isn't it?

Great service. Thank you!

As a little thank you for the audition styling.

Yeah, well, it didn't help much.

Yes, but not because of you.

Would you like to read the Gossip? Great.

By the way, um, about the rejection. It would be great if you didn't tell Kurt and Anni. It's really embarrassing.

Of course. They won't hear about it from me.

So, here you go.

I feel really stupid. Usually they'll hire any dumb D celeb slut.

Maybe you just weren't trashy enough for them. It's a compliment.

I acted so cheap, it can't get any lower.

Excuse me? When can we go on here?

Just a minute, Claudia. I'll be right there, ok?

You know, Kurt is really getting started right now, but nothing's working out for me.

Well, that's probably just the way things are for celebrities. There are ups and downs.

Celebrity. I'm probably not even a Y or Z celebrity.

It is a tough business you're in. I don't envy you.

You know what? I just need a chance to prove what I can do.

Yes! Exactly.

Yeah.

Okay, good. So, would you like me to cut your hair even shorter?

Sure.

Well then. Here we go.

Hey, that sounds great!

Honey, no. What?

Right here. The Bliss Agency.

Their website is really cool. Look at this.

I'm sorry, honey.

Have you heard of them?

They represent models and actors.

I mean, I could write them. It's worth a try.

Uh-huh.

Look. Which picture is better?

This one, or this.

Baby, you look great in all your pictures. Come on.

No.

You do.

I mean, should I go with sexy or respectable?

Honey, I need to concentrate on this.

Can't you go on with it later?

I have an appointment at the recording studio soon, and I have to record.

And I can't figure out the bridge. Sorry.

Okay. I won't bother you any more.

Something about it doesn't sound right.

Check it out.

No, that doesn't work.

That's it.

It's good!

That's it. You're brilliant, man.

Anni! I mean, we're just having fun with it, but you have a really great voice!

Yeah, right.

We'll do this track together. Right now, at the studio. Come on.

No.

Yes! You're brilliant! Let's do this!

Anni, listen. Honey. Let's try this song, ok? I mean, if it doesn't work, I'll look for another singer, all right?

No.

Anni, please!

Come on, just give it a try!

It's easy. You can do this! Anni.

Come on, leave her alone, if she doesn't want to do it.

Yeah.

Listen, listen. The recording, it doesn't take so long.

And afterwards you may get to be in the recording studio. Right where the sound editor is.

And you get to see the hottest equipment. The hottest.

You wanna be a sound engineer, right?

Anni, come on. You can do this.

It's the best studio in Berlin.

Okay.

Give me five.

See you in a minute

I'll be right back.

Thanks a lot for your help.

Come on, don't be such a sourpuss.

I'm not your pussy, ok?

Pussy? I never said that. I said sourpuss.

It means something like...party pooper.

Thanks.

Honey. Baby, you...just come with us to the studio, all right?

And what am I supposed to do there? Listen to you two?

No! I need you as my inspiration.

You're my muse. Who do I have to thank for my last hit?

I need you, baby. Please, come. Please, come with me. Come on.

Ok.

Yeah?

Uh-huh.

Great.

Ugh

What? Anything wrong?

No! You're super! It's just, something isn't quite right.

Ok, I'll take it a little lower.

No, no, it's not even that. The lyric, it's boring really, isn't it?

Yeah, well, it has a bit of a building loan contract and nuclear family ring to it.

Yeah, thanks. I wrote this crap.

Can you think of something else?

I don't know. Maybe *it's time to run*

*because we're in the sun*

*and we have so much fun*

Fuck! You know what? Let's just leave it the way it is.

No, wait. It's time to rock!

Time to rock. I like that. It's always time to rock!

*give me your skin / and I'm sinking in / it's time to rock*

That's it!

You hit it! It's perfect!

Best muse in the word!

Hey, dude.

Yeah

Kurt/ *it's time to rock*

Rock!

*It's time to rock*

That's it. Perfect. Come over here! Right on! Right on, girl! Right on.

That was perfect. Really, that was beautiful.

Jasmin. Uh-huh.

Well...

Come on, I like it! I like it. Plus, Tom can make something out of it, right?

Tom: Yes, absolutely.

See? And I think, another session or two, and it's gonna be perfect.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but I think this really isn't my thing.

What? Hey, I'd put the song on my next album in a second. Really.

Yes. But I think you'd better look for a singer then, right?

Anni. Anni, come on, you're great!

You're great! It was great, really.

I could give it a try, if she doesn't want to do it.

But honey, you're not a singer.

Yes, but Anni isn't a trained singer either.

I mean, hello? A love duet? It would be awesome promotion!

Hey, come on. Give me a chance. I can just give it a try.

Alright! Let's do it, huh?

It's time to rock!

Yeah. It's Rock 'n' Roll.

Have some fun. Have fun. Relax.

Rock 'n' Roll

Easy. Right

Whoo! Oops.

Sorry.

Tell her it's not gonna work.

If I break it off now, she'll be pissed.

And what about my ears?

Let's forget the whole thing then. Here. We don't have to listen, right?

Better?

Ok.

Anni, what are we gonna do now?

Anni, I mean...honestly, she sings like a slaughtered chicken!

Yes, but you have to tell her then. Tell her it doesn't work.