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Okay. That's just how it is then. Bye.

Hey.

Pia! We're having an impromptu party for Dominik tonight, and you're gonna be our DJane.

I'm sorry. I really have too much to deal with right now.

But it's his birthday!

I know, Tuner, but I can't make it.

I only came by to swap my shift. Do you think Anni could fill in for me?

I'll ask her.

Great.

What happened?

It's state of emergency at home, because of Kate and Ayla.

I'll tell you about it some other time.

Ok, so there's no point in calling her.

No. Definitely not.

You can count out Philip, Emily, Tayfun and John too. Bye.

Got it. Ciao.

Yes, I know it's short notice, but... So you definitely can't make it. Okay.

Bronchitis? That sucks, of course.

Oh, it's your grandfather's 80th birthday? Well, you have to be there then, of course.

Yes, we can celebrate without you too. Ok then. Bye bye.

Hey.

Hey.

Nele said you were throwing a party for Dominik?

Yes.

I'm in.

Great. That makes three of us.

Why?

Right. Good thing I didn't say anything to Dominik about it.

- Hi. - Dude, I'm such a loser, I forgot about your birthday.

Don't worry, man. I'm pretty good at forgetting stuff too.

I think I heard that somewhere.

And then I go and grumble at you on top of it.

It's ok, buddy.

I don't have a gift either. I had so much to do, I had to work here.

Anni and I figured we'd just hang out and be comfy here.

Comfy?

Comfy. Yeah.

Yeah, sounds good. I'm in.

Will be nice for a change.

And Anni fills in for your second shift.

Wh.. My personal gift to you.

Thank you!

You're welcome.

Hey, you. Thank you, thank you.

Could you stop by the Vereinsheim?

Well, we're gonna party hard here.

I may have something for you after all.

It's a coupon, ok? For a repair.

I'm not an expert on bikes, but for you, I'll try my best.

Thanks, buddy.

You got it, buddy. You're a piece of sugar. I love you.

I love you too, baby.

And you're sure you're not gay, right?

- Well, for Tuner I might turn gay some day. - Are we embarrassing you or something?

No. Do you know what was embarrassing?

My friends once hired a stripper for my birthday, ok? Before I came out.

So, the guy came to my party, dressed up like a cop, and I thought, that's it for the party...until he started to rip his clothes off. It was totally gross.

Too bad it was a guy, huh?

- Yup. - Yeah, we'll get him for your next birthday.

I'd love that.

3 shots of schnapps to pregame a little?

Great. A party would be just the thing now.

He's enjoying himself this way too. See?

Bam!

Hey.

Nele, hey! I'm glad you came!

Would you like a drink?

No, I was just going to borrow a key, actually. I locked myself out.

Again? Oh Nele. Return it, or I'm gonna have to ring you out of bed. Ok?

Ok.

I'm sorry. But have a great birthday.

Is anybody else gonna come?

Um...no idea.

- Tuner, you're the best, man. - No, no.

- Awesome. Only the uniform's in the way a little. - No.

Who's the owner here?

Me! For you I'm anything you want me to be, baby.

Great. Turn down the music a little then. Or you're gonna be reported for noise violation.

I'm sorry. I forgot, ok?

You're really strict, aren't you?

That's right.

And if you keep addressing me informally like that, you're going to be reported for offence as well.

Domi, I should clear something up here.

Did you hire her from an S&M studio or something?

Excuse me?

No, it's all good. You're a hot piece of ass. They're not extensions, are they? So I can pull on them nicely.

Really delicious.

Domi, she's a real one.

What do you mean, real? Show it to me, baby!

She's a real cop, man!

Ah...oh..

Fuck

That's what you thought I was? A stripper?

Yes.

Do I look like a stripper?

No, of course not. Well, ok, a little bit, but I... It's my birthday.

And were were talking about our most embarrassing presents earlier, and she once got a stripper for her birthday from a friend, who was dressed up as a cop. So I thought...

You thought I was that kind of a gift too.

Yes. Um...there are worse things, right?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult you or anything.

Uh-huh. So the good news is, I'm only going to give you a warning.

The bad news is, the stripshow has been cancelled for tonight.

That's too bad. But hey. I can live with that.

Good. So have fun celebrating. But keep the music down, ok?

I promise.

You're such a bunch of idiots. So embarrassing!

Awesome, man.

What can I do? Pia tells me there was a surprise party.

And then you tell me about the... And then she walks in, and...

Yeah, there's no party, I'm afraid. Nobody could make it.

Yes, I've noticed.

Hey, I'll strip for you, if you like.

- Yeah right, dumbass. - Hey, for you I'm whatever you want me to be, baby.

Did you see her face?

Hello?

What is it?

Oh shit.

Guys? Guys!

Yeah?

We should have opened 15 minutes ago.

Shit.

This is exactly what it should look like after a real party.

Stop whining and get into your positions.

Hangover breakfast?

Yes.

Am I supposed to take care of this shit by myself now?

It's my birthday present.

Your present was yesterday's shift.

Oh.

Yeah.

Did the hot inspector come back, or was it a dream?

Dream.

Aw crap.

Hangover breakfast?

Okay.