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Where's your carpenter?
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He's got better things to do.
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Your new temp.
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Oh shit. Katha? Really?
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Well, that was quick. Oh dear.
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I'm such an idiot.
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Did you stop by his place?
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She was just stepping out of the shower.
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Ouch.
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Exactly. Well, ok. You know what? Nothing happened, actually.
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I mean, I knew how Dominik is. Now I know it even better.
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Hi. You ordered a loft bed?
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Hi.
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Coffee?
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Thanks. I've already had some.
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How could I forget.
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A real carpenter's bed needs no glue or screws. It's all dovetailed and mated.
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Could you just give me the second beam?
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Stop, stop. Give me a hand, please.
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Press against it firmly.
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You have to move up front a bit.
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Now press. A little further.
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That's enough! I can't do this.
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It's not that hard.
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Don't you get it?
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Okay, I have to put something straight.
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In other words: I have a crush on you.
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But hey, it's no problem. I know you don't want a relationship and...
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No problem?
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No, well...yes! Yes, it is a problem. Every time you're near me.
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- Ok. I'm sorry. I didn't know.
- Yeah, well, it happened.
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Yeah, it happens.
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What now?
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Now? Distance.
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Distance.
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Yes, it doesn't help to have you around.
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It would be better if we didn't hang out together anymore.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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So...I'm gonna take off now.
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Yeah.
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Shouldn't I at least finish the loft bed? I mean...
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Don't. I'll find someone. I'll pay you for it. It's fine.
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It can't get more embarrassing now. Could you please...?
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Ok, then...see you later, or...
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Yes...would you...go now...please?
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That was cool.
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It was horrible.
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See you next time, Lisa.
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Thanks. Ciao.
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Bye.
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What's up?
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I got something for you.
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Because I'm not very good with words.
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Thanks! Comfort chocolate?
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Sure! And later we'll watch a romantic movie and comb each other's hair.
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A condom?
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Yeah, it's meant to be symbolic.
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Of what?
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Well, of a hot night. But...without Dominik!
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I know there are other men out there. That's not my problem.
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Then what is?
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I'm almost 30. I don't want one night stands anymore.
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As opposed to before, when you hopped into bed with a different guy every night.
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Okay. You caught me.
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Ok. We're gonna find you a real relationship, then.
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I'm serious!
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'And this is why I want to start a family soon'? Are you out of your mind?
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What? It's true!
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Yes, but you don't see me throwing myself on the table and say 'take me!'.
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That's much too straightforward. Who would want that?
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Don't start with Tuner's pick up wisdom now. He's already tried to sell me on them.
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Yes, but do you think guys register here because they are looking to procreate?
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No.
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See?
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Yes, but that's not what I was going for with it, anyway!
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What else would it mean?
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Well, I want a relationship that has a future.
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...and no fun.
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- No! With fun as well, of course!
- Well, write it down then!
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If I post 'looking for a man to have fun with', I might as well screw Dominik.
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That's true.
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Ok, how about...'hairdresser looking for man who sets her head straight now and then'?
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Right. Or 'Woman you can steal horses with is looking for man to ride off into the sunset with'.
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Oh yeah.
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Hey. Or how about: 'Breakfast in bed. You bring the eggs and I bring the bacon'.
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Yeah, but something like that!
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So they'll know right away, the woman's got a sense of humor, and you can have fun with her.
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If it's the right guy, I'd love to have fun. But no matter what funny things I posted on there so far...
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Not fun or married?
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Yup.
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And that's why I'm trying it the honest way this time.
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So I don't have to put up with jerks.
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How about looking for a woman?
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Hey, is that an offer?
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You're right. Anything's better than Dominik.
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Hey!
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