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Hi.

Hey.

Shall I carry anything upstairs already?

Aw great, thanks!

This is Rina, a colleague of mine.

Rina: Hi.

This is Anni, my new roommate.

Nice to meet you.

Pia and Jasmin should be here soon too.

And you're sure about that?

Yes?

Pia and John are at a DJ gig, and Jasmin and Kurt had to leave too. Something about vaccinations, Asia, promotion tour...

Oh man, why don't they say something? I would have called up some more people.

Rina: I only have half an hour, you know.

I know.

We'll manage.

Yeah, of course we will.

Ugh, dude, I hate moving...

Um, did you measure your room?

Well, Pia said the basement is quite big, and this crap just piles up over time.

Uh-huh.

And I'll need it again the next time I move, anyway.

We can't carry that thing by ourselves though, you know.

I know.

How about that guy?

No way.

Hello? If he can fuck, he can lend a hand too, right?

I'm through with him.

You know what? I'm just gonna leave it in the car for now, and then...John can get it later on and take it to the basement.

Nele? The dumbass can carry a washing machine for you, can't he?

No seriously, you'd have much more room with a loft bunk. I'd be happy to build one for you.

Yeah, but I don't have the money right now.

Wait, I got it.

Okay.

I'd only charge you for the material costs. Plus a little expense allowance.

Ugh, we're done with that.

Maybe I'm talking about a haircut?

Man, the guy is killing me.

Look away. You'll be fine.

Hey! Let me get that.

You'd better take a lamp. This thing is too heavy for you.

Because you're so much stronger than me...

Yeah, I'm the one with sound engineer muscles, right?

Ooh, sexy!

There we go.

You exercise for Kurt then. He'll be so happy.

Careful. the clothes are just stuffed in there.

I can handle it.

So, we're done.

Yes.

Oh, what's this?

Shaping pants.

Shaping what?

Man...tummy in, butt up, that sort of thing.

I see. Hey, wait a minute.

Are you a fetishist or something? Give me that.

Well, she dropped it.

Yeah, sure. Go buy one for yourself. You can get them at any department store.

Yup, they have them for men too. For padding in the front.

Ha ha

Btw, we don't need you here anymore. You can go back to the temp.

Ok. Have fun.

And where can I put these?

Let me get that for you.

Thanks again...about before, with the shaping thing.

Sexy thing!

Man, the other bag was full of nice little slips, but what has to land at his feet? That thing.

Yeah, Murphy's law.

At least I won't have to worry about keeping distance anymore.

Why? Because you realized he has the mental age of twelve-year-old?

No. Because I must be totally unsexy to him now.

Come on.

Seriously. Did you see his face? He was gobsmacked.

This goes into paper recycling, right?

Basement.

Are you a hoarder or something?

No, just practical. You have to move again sometime, anyway.

Nele, may I use this?

Sure. But you know what? Use the conditioner for curly hair with it. It gives more body to your hair. I'll bring you some tomorrow.

Thank you. Pretty handy to have a hairdresser in the house.

Is this your cleaning schedule?

Anni's cleaning schedule.

Yes. Jasmin thinks we should clean a little when we feel like it, but...

Nonsense, cleaning schedule is the real deal. Nothing else ever works.

Finally someone with roommate experience.

Maybe you'd also like you own shelf in the fridge, or a separate hook for your towel?

Or a subtenant lease?

Yes, of course. That's totally normal.

Yeah. It's totally normal.

Uh-huh.

Satisfied?

Uh-huh, yeah. Very.

Here you go. The last one.

How romantic...

Yes, that's me.

Here you go, feel free to..

It's Kurt. Hey Kurt, guess what Nele and Anni are pulling around here.

No, you pig, no!

What did he say?

You don't want to know.

Here, thanks for your help today!

Well then, here's to you moving in. And to your Dominik withdrawal.

How are things with you? Did you get the girl out of your head yet?

I'm working on it.

Do you need another shelf in the bathroom?

No, just leave it. We can do that tomorrow.

She was at the Mauerwerk the other day. Does that mean you see her frequently?

Hey, you drank a toast without me!

What's her name?

Who's called what?

Well, Anni's unhappy love.

Are we best friends now or something? It's none of your business!