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Don't get me wrong, ok?
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I get you just fine.
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You really think I have a crush on you?
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The song matches us so well. I mean the text passages, they match our life.
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You're totally nuts, aren't you?
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Well, 'love is easy when you're a boy', right? You're a lesbian, and I'm straight.
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You're so close and yet so far away, we get along great, and the next moment we fight.
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It's...
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You should go see a doctor.
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Hey look, we are different. I'm married to Kurt.
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Is that why you didn't want to sing this?
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Yes. Sure.
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Because as always the whole world revolves around you, Jasmin.
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Yes, Kurt, the lesbian roommate, everybody finds you so hot they just have to write songs about you.
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- That's not what I...
- No!
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There are thousands of women the song could be about!
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But it has to be about Jasmin Flemming, sorry, Jasmin LeRoy?
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Now that we've settled this, could we please clean out Nele's room?
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Shit!
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Look, most of the stuff is in pretty good shape, right?
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I suggest we just put it here for starters and see if anybody takes it.
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We can always throw it away later.
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This would be great for the living room, what do you think?
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What are you doing?
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What?
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First you bitch at me and now everything's great?
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Yeah, sorry if I was too heavy on you before.
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That's ok, to you I'm a narcisstic bitch.
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- Bullshit.
- Come on, it's true.
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I just can't believe you think I have a crush on you.
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Well if you don't, it shouldn't matter to you. But instead you totally lose it!
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Yes, but so did you!
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Yes. Because you provoke me!
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How can anybody be this taxing?
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I don't get it! One moment you're totally nice, the next moment you bicker at me, for no reason!
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That's not normal!
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Yeah, maybe you could say something to this?
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Are we gonna put the lamp in the living room or not?
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Okay. You're basically right.
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I like you as a rommate, and as a friend.
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It just makes me sick how you're constantly worrying about what other people think of you. Tv, the press.
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You're totally obsessed with your public perception!
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Even though you don't need to at all.
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Because you're totally cool the way you are.
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Man, why don't you just do your own thing for once and not give a shit about what other people think?
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Like you, you mean?
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Yes.
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Regardless of the consequences?
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Since we're on the subject of well-intended advice:
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You're constantly biting people's head off just because you happen to feel like it!
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That makes me sick, ok?
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Maybe you should mind your own public perception for a change.
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There we go!
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I just don't get it.
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We make a great team.
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I've noticed that too
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Maybe we could manage to go without bickering for a while
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Would be worth a try.
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They're taking the lamp.
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I told you it was cool.
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You mean the old woman from downstairs was watching us the entire time?
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Yeah, she was leaning on her window sill again, all pissed off.
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Shit. So we're gonna have property management on our butts soon .
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Let them come. I'm gonna tell them first of all that she always lets her fat terrier take a dump in the backyard.
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You're kidding.
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I swear, she always just drags him along, and the pile of poo sits there. It's totally gross!
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Come on now, tell me. Who's that song about?
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Just some girl I had a crush on. It's...
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She can't be that unimportant to you, if you write a song about her, right?
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I never would have had a chance with her anyway.
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Did you tell her how you feel?
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I just would have made a fool of myself.
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There are women who are bi.
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Not this one.
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Or who haven't found the right woman yet.
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Never mind.
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It was along time ago, and I've found closure.
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But I want to hear that song some time.
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Forget it.
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Anni, that's amazing.
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I'm serious, it's awesome!
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Come here
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It's amazing! Wow.
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It's brilliant.
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Really!
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Hey, baby. We got something to celebrate.
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Are you getting a star on the walk of fame, or something?
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No, better!
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We got a number 1 hit in Japan!
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How cool is that?
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They're crazy about Bitch! And so am I. Come here.
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And the best thing is: I'm gonna go there on promotion tour next week. Japan and South Korea.
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Great... Well, I'm gonna miss you.
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What?
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You're coming with me, baby!
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Are you serious?
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I am! The flights are booked already. You and I.
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You're kidding! I've always wanted to go to Tokyo!
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Japan, South Korea. It's gonna be incredible, baby!
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Did you hear that? We're going to Japan!
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Hell yeah!
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Party?
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I'm so exited!
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Next week!
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Woohoo!
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