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Okay, so today is important.
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And we have to make a good impression.
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So, you know...
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- What?
- Maybe just don't do your jokes.
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What do you mean? People
like it. It's disarming.
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It's not, Jason. It's arming.
It's very, very arming.
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Don't be daft.
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"Therapeutic reparenting".
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Well, we didn't exactly
nail babysitting,
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so maybe we need this.
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"Healing and growing together".
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When I was learning to ride a bike,
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my dad taped both of
my feet to the pedals
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and said, "If you stop, you crash".
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Yeah, we're gonna need to channel out
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that bit of your personality for today.
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- What bit?
- The bit that makes you roll your eyes
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when you hear something therapy-y.
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- I don't do that.
- You do.
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And I know you think you're
this straight-shooting,
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just "tell it as it is" guy,
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but sometimes it does
veer into grumpy old man.
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- Hiya, you all right? Hi.
- Hi, how you doing?
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Are you being serious?
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"The modern world".
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"Why are there so many
different bins now?"
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"When did police sirens get so loud?"
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"Why does no one know
how to read maps anymore?"
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I stand by all of that.
Bins are out of control.
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Hiya, you all right? Hi.
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- Hello.
- All right?
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- I've come for your precious item.
- Oh, yeah, of course.
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It's a little exercise to remind us
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how hard it is to lose
something we're attached to.
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Okay.
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- Elvis Costello.
- Oh, yes.
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- It's signed.
- Yes, in it goes.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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So, how do you feel?
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- Fine. You all right?
- Not upset at all?
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No, no.
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Would you say you have a
problem making attachments?
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Oh, no. No, I just know
you're gonna give it back.
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We like you to try and imagine
it's being thrown away.
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But it's obviously not though, is it?
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Denise just put her
diabetes medicine in.
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I mean, no offense. It's just
not really realistic, is it?
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- Like I say, it's just a little exercise.
- Okay.
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- Okay?
- Cool, cool.
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Hello. I've come for
your precious items.
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What?
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Okay!
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Welcome, friends, to the first
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of your mandatory
adoption training classes.
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Right off the top, I wanna say thank you
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for making the decision to adopt.
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It's the greatest thing you'll ever do.
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Okay, so let's start by
looking at the sorts of issues
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you'll likely be dealing with,
including, but not limited to:
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reactive attachment disorder,
disinhibited attachment disorder,
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attention deficit
hyperactivity disorder,
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pervasive developmental disorder,
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post-traumatic stress disorder,
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neglect, fetal alcohol syndrome,
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generalized anxiety disorder,
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conduct disorder,
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and severe emotional trauma.
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But first, a few words from Christine
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on oppositional defiant disorder.
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Hi.
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So, it was on the... third day
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when my son hit me for the first time.
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And is there anything you'd
like to say to Kwame, Luke?
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I suppose I want him
to know that I hear him.
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Then why don't you tell
him? He's right there.
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I hear you.
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- And I hear you.
- That's all I've ever wanted.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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- That's so nice.
- So lovely.
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And that's what you get
when you meet fear with love.
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The magic happens. Well
done, guys. Brilliant.
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Okay, Nikki and Jason,
let's get on up here.
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- Bloody hell. Look out.
- Lizzie, hit us.
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"Your son has been sent home from school
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for punching another boy in the face.
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How would you talk to
him about the incident?"
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Okay, let's jump in.
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Love a bit of role play.
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Are we getting chairs?
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Shall I get a... Shall
I get a chair, Lloyd?
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Lloyd, I'll stand up.
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- Okay, honey...
- Piss off.
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Oi, not acceptable.
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What? Was that...
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So when you come in hard,
there's nowhere to go.
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- So, moderate.
- Okay.
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- You mustn't hit other kids, mate.
- No, so... Hold on. Sorry.
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So, we're just automatically
believing the other kid?
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- Lizzie just said it on her little...
- Kids lie.
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He probably didn't even do it.
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- Did you do it?
- No!
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Well, he's just saying that
'cause you said he didn't, but...
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Okay, why don't you...
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- Okay, why don't we talk...
- Piss off, you're not my real dad.
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- Okay, that seems a bit...
- Remember your emotional pathways.
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- Right, okay. Let's just...
- Piss off!
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- Oi!
- Don't raise your voice. You'll scare him.
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- It seems like he can handle himself.
- He clearly feels stressed.
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Yeah, well, I'm not super relaxed.
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Go on.
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Everything's gonna be okay. We love you.
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You're safe here, and
you're not going anywhere.
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That's good. Maintain that
relationship. Show me the love.
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Why don't we have a cookie,
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and we can chat about
why you did that thing?
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Maybe because every time he
does it, you give him a cookie?
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- Punishing isn't teaching.
- No, it isn't.
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Yeah, but if he's
punched someone, then...
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- Go on. No, it's all right.
- No, go on. Please.
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Well, look, I get that these kids
have had a rough time, right?
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But if we'd done
something wrong as kids,
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then we'd be punished
for it, wouldn't we?
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So, are we helping him by
treating him any differently?
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- These kids are different.
- I know.
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But when we mess up as adults,
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we don't get offered a
healing circle thing, do we?
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Life is tough. Shouldn't
we prepare 'em for that?
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- Have you ever had your heart broken?
- Yeah, but I mean...
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Try it when you're two.
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The hardest thing that's ever
gonna happen to these kids
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happened before they learned to talk.
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Trust me, they know how tough life is.
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What they need is love.
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Is that it?
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Okay. So, who's next?
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Jamie and Zareen, get on with me.
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- Okay, Luke, hit us.
- Hey, what are you doing? It's d...
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"Your child is in the
middle of a video game.
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You tell them it's time for
bed, but they ignore you.
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What will you do?"
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- Now, look...
- Piss off!
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What did I say?
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- I know. I'm sorry.
- We're being assessed the whole time.
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- I know.
- Try and be a bit more sensitive
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and a bit less talk bloody radio.
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All right. Okay, can we just make
sure that we sit together because...
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Hiya. Do you mind if I sit here?
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This buffet's amazing. There's
half-baguettes up there.
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Lloyd's fit, isn't he?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
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I think it's 'cause he cares.
Like, compassion's so hot.
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He's the kinda guy that makes
you never want to eat bread again.
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I was wondering, can we all
keep in touch after this?
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- Is that weird?
- No.
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It'd be nice to have someone
there who's going through it all.
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- Of course.
- Everyone I know is having their own kids,
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and they don't really get it, you know?
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Last week, someone asked me
how much the kid was gonna cost.
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- Oh, my God. What did you say?
- I said ten grand.
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Might start a crowdfunding
page. Go to the Algarve.
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Yeah, all right.
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You don't think it's as
bad as all that, do you?
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All that stuff about the kids.
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No, they're just giving us a
worst-case scenario, I think.
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Sorry. You're right.
It's not as bad as that.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- It's much worse.
- Mmm?
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I've sort of withdrawn
from the new parents I know.
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- I mean, I love them.
- You got the friend-vy. It's a thing.
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Yeah. And, oh, my God, the photos.
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It's like, I know what
your baby looks like.
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It looks like a baby. I
don't need to come over.
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I'll imagine a baby.
It will look like that.
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And when they tell you to
support the neck, and I'm like,
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"I know you have to support the neck.
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Everyone knows you have
to support the neck".
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Yeah. I mean, I think we
can stop saying that now.
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I'm fortunate, though,
'cause I've got my sister,
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and I can relate to her 'cause
she's had bad luck with kids.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Oh, okay.
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No, I mean, she's got some.
They're just all awful.
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We adopted a five-year-old.
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Six months later,
we had to give him back.
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- Why? What happened?
- Just wouldn't attach.
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Verbal abuse from day one,
physical not long after.
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Neighbors called the police in the end.
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I said, "I need to
report a missing person.
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I haven't seen the social
worker in six months".
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Sorry. So, why are you doing it again?
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"Let us not become weary in doing good,
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for we shall reap a harvest".
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Galatians.
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I couldn't do any of this
if Jesus wasn't by my side.
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Doesn't really sound like he is.
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I mean, I hear all that stuff,
and I'm scared to adopt one.
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She hears it, she wants to adopt two.
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Mate, it's a scary business.
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You never feel less capable than
when you're holding your own child.
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But you don't regret having kids?
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My kids are... tiny little vampires
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that suck every ounce of energy,
spark and drive out of me
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until I'm nothing but
an empty gray carcass.
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- Good pep talk.
- You know, I have this fantasy.
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I'm out walking one
day, and I get stabbed.
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Lower lateral quadrant of the
abdomen. Serious, but not fatal.
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And then I just get left to
recover in hospital for months.
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In a paradise where no one
expects anything from me.
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- But other than that, you're all right?
- Yeah.
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Sorry.
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He put a pattern in your
coffee. I told him not to.
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Okay.
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- So, there's something I need to tell you.
- Mmm?
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I'm getting engaged.
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Oh, my God! Karen!
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Oh, that's amazing! To who?
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- Scott.
- Scott?
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Yeah. No, of course. Sorry.
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- What do you mean, "to who"?
- No, I wasn't concentrating.
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Oh. That's great. Kaz, I'm so pleased.
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- Scott.
- Thank you.
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So, how did he propose?
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Well, we just sort of talked it through
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and realized the pros outweigh the cons.
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Cool.
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- So, has he picked a ring yet?
- No.
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He says I might as well get
it 'cause I know what I want.
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And that way, I know I like it.
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- Yeah, right. That makes sense.
- Hmm.
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Scott.
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- Scott.
- Scott, yeah.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Why is everyone so attractive now?
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People didn't used to
be this attractive.
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They're the same. You're
just getting older.
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I used to love looking at attractive
women. Now it's just painful.
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It's not real though, is
it? It's like an advert.
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So, you're essentially falling
in love with an advert.
240
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,519
I slept with someone.
241
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,440
What?
242
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,985
- Who?
- Someone from work.
243
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,029
She's new. She's American.
244
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:21,406
- What, that one I met at the thing?
- Harper, yeah.
245
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,741
- How old is she?
- She's 24.
246
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:26,119
- Jesus, Freddy.
- Yes, she's an old 24 though.
247
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,472
She's, you know, really present.
248
00:12:27,474 --> 00:12:29,247
Mentally, she's comfortably early 30s.
249
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,419
- Well, is it over?
- Yes.
250
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,337
- Basically.
- Jesus, Freddy.
251
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:38,006
Yeah, but she's got really clingy.
She keeps calling and texting.
252
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,841
She hasn't developed object
permanence yet, has she?
253
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,301
She probably panics when you leave.
254
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,053
What were you thinking,
mate? What about Erica?
255
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,095
Erica?
256
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,766
Most of the time it's like she
doesn't even like me anymore.
257
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,438
Get used to that feeling, mate.
258
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,855
You have no idea.
259
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,191
You have no idea what
it's like to have a family.
260
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,468
You know, the things that I do.
261
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,694
The things that I have to hold together.
262
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,348
Look, you don't even have a family,
yet you're thinking of bailing.
263
00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,449
- No, I'm not.
- Uh, okay.
264
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,744
- Uh, no, I'm not.
- Okay, relax.
265
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,286
I'm not wearing a wire.
266
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,085
Just think very hard.
That's all I'm saying.
267
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,378
'Cause this stuff,
268
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:19,510
it's when you find out what
sort of a person you really are.
269
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,103
Sometimes it's better not to know.
270
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:44,409
Should go through this
training stuff together.
271
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:50,453
There's a whole section on what type
of disability we'd be happy with.
272
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,248
- Well, not... not happy with.
- I was thinking maybe we could
273
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,959
just have the night off.
Take a bit of a breather.
274
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,251
- Take a breather?
- Yeah.
275
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,922
Oh, okay. You mean, not for tonight?
276
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:01,934
Yeah.
277
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,352
Or, you know, just a general breather.
278
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,427
Are you serious?
279
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,059
What's the matter?
280
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,187
- Nothing. Nothing.
- What's going on? Jason.
281
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,938
I'm...
282
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,732
It's late, all right? I don't
want to get into this now.
283
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,816
- It's late.
- Okay. I do.
284
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:20,898
Okay.
285
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,279
Okay.
286
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,182
I don't think it's the worst idea
287
00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:31,036
if we were to slow down
a little bit, all right?
288
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,829
- Why?
- Because it feels like something
289
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,700
we really, really need to think about.
290
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:36,875
Yeah, we have thought about it.
291
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,682
'Cause it's going to affect every aspect
292
00:14:38,684 --> 00:14:39,920
of the rest of our lives, Nikki.
293
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,421
Yeah, and we decided to do it.
294
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,966
You convinced me to do it. It
took a lot for me to do this.
295
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,008
Me too.
296
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,847
This last year didn't
just happen to you.
297
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,179
It happened to me as well.
298
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:58,480
All right. Is this about the kids?
Because we knew the issues.
299
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,062
We knew the issues,
but when you actually
300
00:15:00,064 --> 00:15:01,650
speak to someone who's
going through it...
301
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:04,069
You know, so many people
adopt, and it's fine.
302
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,630
You got the social workers telling us...
303
00:15:05,632 --> 00:15:07,239
They have to say things like that.
304
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,908
It's for legal reasons, Jase.
305
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,494
You know, it's a "may
contain nuts" type thing.
306
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,496
Yeah. But what if it isn't? You
got kids here addicted to drugs.
307
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,873
- They got alcohol dependency...
- Oh, God. So what?
308
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,792
- I mean, so do we, basically.
- I'm being serious now.
309
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,669
- Jase, so am I.
- Please don't joke about this.
310
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:23,101
I can't believe you're
freaking out on me.
311
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,841
You're not the one who freaks out.
312
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,218
I'm the one who freaks out, and
for once, I'm managing not to.
313
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,640
There you go. That's
it. Own it. That's it.
314
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,066
You're afraid of everything,
315
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,101
so I'm not allowed to
be afraid of anything.
316
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,096
We talked about it. We agreed to
do it. Why did you agree to it?
317
00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:41,228
Because I wanted to make you happy.
318
00:15:42,386 --> 00:15:43,984
And I knew this would make you happy.
319
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:49,446
And I really, really, really
want to make you happy.
320
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,535
- But this is a huge sacrifice.
- Yeah.
321
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,499
That's what helping people
is. It is sacrificing.
322
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:05,589
Do you know who doesn't make
sacrifices? Arseholes, Jason.
323
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,681
Arseholes and children.
Which one are you?
324
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:38,956
Shit.
325
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,303
- Alisha, are you leaving?
- College in Geneva.
326
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:56,431
Oh, wow. Well, well done. I mean,
it won't be the same without you.
327
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,516
- Don't do that.
- Okay.
328
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,392
So, do you want it?
329
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,894
- Do I want what?
- The job.
330
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,729
I could recommend you. You'd get it.
331
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:06,525
Nah. No. I mean, it seems awful, so...
332
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,437
Think about it. It's more money.
333
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,614
Coming to the park?
334
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,823
Uh...
335
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,155
Everyone's going: students, tutors.
336
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,538
- Oh, no, I can't really. I've got a...
- Okay, it's fine.
337
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,959
Thank you. Oh... Um,
excuse me. Is this yours?
338
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,628
- Oh, yes!
- It was in the...
339
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,210
- Wow. Thank you.
- It's all right.
340
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,298
- Okay. All right.
- Okay.
341
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,720
- See you.
- See you.
342
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,555
Do you know what? I will come.
343
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:39,808
- Oh, great.
- Yeah. Uh...
344
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,393
Can you wait a minute?
345
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,765
- Sure.
- All right.
346
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,951
Yeah. Yes.
347
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,253
What's up, guys? How's it going? Just...
348
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,665
- Thanks very much. Thank you.
- Thank you.
349
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,957
What are we celebrating?
350
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,628
Life, brother. Life.
351
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,130
- Well, cheers, brother.
- Cheers.
352
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,840
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
353
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:21,270
- So, how long have you worked here?
- Me?
354
00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:22,312
- Um...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
355
00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:27,060
Gosh, about... seven years.
356
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,168
- Wow.
- Yeah.
357
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,276
Yeah, I thought people just
did this for the summer.
358
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,028
Not everyone, no.
359
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:37,574
- And where are you from?
- Oh, you know,
360
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,857
I've traveled around so much
361
00:18:39,859 --> 00:18:43,246
that I don't really feel
like I'm from anywhere.
362
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,748
- Where were you born?
- Norwich.
363
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:45,750
You're from Norwich.
364
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,032
Look, I'm just trying to go everywhere
365
00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:51,838
and do everything, dude. Aren't you?
366
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,964
I'm old.
367
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,637
So, I can do about three things,
368
00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:58,595
and then I get really tired afterwards.
369
00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,837
Well, you better make sure
they're the right things then.
370
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,381
Why would you do something
you don't wanna do?
371
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:37,092
Because I'm a grown-up.
Not as simple as that.
372
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:41,638
It is though. You know what
happiness is, ultimately?
373
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,764
Go on.
374
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,516
- It's dopamine. Yeah.
- Right.
375
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:48,353
All human achievement gets
converted into dopamine.
376
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,064
So, if you climb a
mountain, it's dopamine.
377
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,483
- If you have sex, it's dopamine.
- Yeah.
378
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:56,027
Win the lottery, guess what?
379
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,112
- Mmm?
- It's dopamine.
380
00:19:57,114 --> 00:20:01,116
So, my thing is, why
bother climbing a mountain
381
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:04,536
when you can get your
dopamine from one of these?
382
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:07,455
- Oh, bloody hell. Okay.
- It's just easier, isn't it?
383
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,537
To hack your happiness.
384
00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:12,335
- Did you know...
- What?
385
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:17,591
... that the same perfume smells
differently on different people?
386
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:20,969
Did you know that? I mean, think
about it. That's amazing, right?
387
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:23,431
- That is amazing. That is amazing, yeah.
- Crazy.
388
00:20:25,957 --> 00:20:27,105
Aw.
389
00:20:27,107 --> 00:20:28,977
- I feel so close to you, man.
- Yeah, me too.
390
00:20:30,741 --> 00:20:32,939
- Say if this is weird...
- Go on.
391
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,452
- ... but I feel like when I die...
- Yeah?
392
00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:38,186
- I wanna be buried with you, man.
- I think that's a great idea.
393
00:20:38,188 --> 00:20:41,281
Right. Okay, come on.
Let's go! Shirts versus skins!
394
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,574
- What do you mean?
- Jason, you're skins.
395
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:44,534
- What?
- Couple of skins and shirts. Come on.
396
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,245
- What sport are we even...
- Come on. It's rounders, Jason.
397
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,705
Come on. Let's go!
398
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,583
- All right.
- No shirts, yo. Come on.
399
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,625
I... Yeah, is everyone...
400
00:20:56,749 --> 00:20:58,632
Do you know what? I
haven't got any sun cream.
401
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,509
So I'm quite fair-skinned, so I might...
402
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:02,761
I'll go shirts, if that...
Is that all right?
403
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,304
- That's all right, man. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.
404
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:08,136
Whatever. Whatever suits you.
405
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,978
Come on, mate! Come on!
406
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:15,153
Shit.
407
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,652
Yeah, that's the hammy there.
408
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:21,029
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine. I do it all the time.
409
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,866
It's just... I've just got to...
just got to stretch it out.
410
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:28,245
You should never trust a man in
his 30s who's in shape, by the way.
411
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,007
It just means he's got
nothing else going on.
412
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,044
Probably take the weight off.
413
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,131
Here. Wet your whis-tle.
414
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,053
Very good. Thank you.
It's, uh, "whistle".
415
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,387
Whis-tle.
416
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,429
Look at me. Whistle.
417
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,100
Whistle. Yeah?
418
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,977
- That's it. Perfect.
- Yeah!
419
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:55,939
Cool.
420
00:21:55,941 --> 00:22:01,151
- So, you are having a nice time?
- Ah, you're good kids.
421
00:22:03,787 --> 00:22:04,907
I'm not a kid.
422
00:22:09,558 --> 00:22:12,898
We're all going on somewhere
if you, uh, want to come.
423
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:16,804
You wanna come?
424
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:19,921
Uh...
425
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,834
Oh, shit. Sorry.
426
00:22:48,744 --> 00:22:50,827
This work thing, which
went on and on and...
427
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,079
Oh, that's okay.
428
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:55,537
- Is everything all right?
- Yeah, yeah, fine.
429
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,880
- You?
- Yeah.
430
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:12,480
Bloody hell, Jase. Out
the jar? Like a junkie?
431
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,406
Okay, I just... I wanted
to say one thing,
432
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,148
and I won't say anything else.
433
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,272
I think that you think
434
00:23:36,274 --> 00:23:39,027
that you're not a good
enough person to do this.
435
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:43,128
But I wanted you to know that...
436
00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:45,715
you are.
437
00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:49,098
And...
438
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,640
Okay, well... No, that's it, actually.
439
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:55,642
Probably didn't need to
turn around to say that.
440
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,853
That didn't take as long
as I thought it would.
441
00:23:57,855 --> 00:23:58,935
I'm not...
442
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,400
as good a person as you think.
443
00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:07,279
Well, I like you.
444
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:20,881
I'm gonna have a shower.
445
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:24,759
- Now?
- Mmm. Yeah. Just feel like one.
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