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Freeze me and the kid
before we get to town, Marshall.

It's colder than the balls
of hell in here.

Bow dumb shit.

Hey man,

fuck you saying shit
the fuck down, Floyd.

Settle down, Jane.

Nah,

she ain't her.

I wouldn't go out there.

Yeah, why not?

Doesn't smell right.

Stay here.

I help you man.

Got thrown, horse took off.

Suck my leg.

Let's move.

What is it?

Come

on, let me have these shackles.

Stephanie, some kids,
I won't hesitate to shoot you.

Hey, Sir, are

you really climbing?

Jane?

Let's not rewind it.

Ultra Monster coach and horses
and your guns, of course,

and any other valuables you

may be carrying on in Persons

or otherwise
on the count of 3/1.

Deputy

Chair of the city Deadwood

transporting
these prisoners back to face justice.

And.

I'm afraid we're out in the past.

I'm not surrendering this stage.

Got to take you down.

What are you doing?

I appreciate the help,

but that didn't change the fact
you got to date with the judge.

We're slaughter.

Didn't make it.

God damn.

On our cargo fare.

Two out of three.

Come on.

Calamity Fucking Jane.

You get that kid a doctor.

I need to get you
both in that cell.

In the land built
on broken oaths.

He'll get a fair trial
if he lasts that long.

Now.

If I were you, I'd be a
little more concerned

about my own prospects.

Keep watch, Deputy.

It'd be a shame
if anything happened to them.

1.

And from what I hear,

your sheriff ain't
much for following law.

Rumour has it he likes
being judged and executioner.

You OK with that?

What about me saving your ass?

He thinks saving a couple lives
with all two of you since.

Well, yeah.

I figured it couldn't hurt.

I am a day.

Glimmer to join.

You know who I.

Now or do I give a Buffalo shit?

Oh yeah.

Along for murder of five states.

He says they're gonna
hang me in the morning.

I tell you a little secret.

First time that they.

I get down leaving my mark.

Hey,

hey.

My brother's memorial loves me.

I might not even go
with us if you ask.

I'm good.

You better not piss me off.

Oh, you won't be.

Next,

and that's right,
take a nice look.

Hey, keep it down in there.

You're exactly firestorm,
I imagine.

I am ready to Jane.

Fucking Jane.

Who's the letter?

Nobody.

Nobody.

I mean, ain't nobody
going to read your letter?

It's not a letter.

Book.

I was covering the war
for Harper's Weekly.

Don't kill God to me.

Families torn apart,
fighting one another deal.

Johanna West near I am.

A rider.

Damn.

What's the book about?

So how did you get the name Calamity Jane?

I'm guessing your Mama
didn't call you that.

And Deputy, you're not thinking

about putting little old me
in your book now, are you?

They call me Martha.

Mama died of pneumonia when I was 12,

probably two years later,

leaving me to raise the

family.

Now calamity.

You're going to want
to write this down.

Four time now sure is,

and I'll be sure to use
small words for you.

Laminate.

A name was given to me
about good old cat Vegan

when we was finding Indians
just S Goose

Creek and ambushed us
about a mile from our post.

Gabby can take Snarrow and nearly dies

twice falling off his steed,

and I snatched him

up before they could maul him
and took one in the gut

when we got back to camp.

He got the whole regiment together.

Made a toast.

The Calamity Jay, Queen
of the High Plain.

Or some shit like that.

Memory gets a little murky
on account of the whiskey.

And they both hit me.

Hearts.

Worse than a conversation
with a priest when it rains.

Oh, that's nice.

You ever get tired of it?

Imagine a walk comes along
with a name like calamity.

I suppose.

History

doesn't remember James.

Or Abigail's.

Based off the beautiful voice,

coach full of arrows tells me
that I'm in the right place.

About time.

Can I help you Sir?

Back in the fuck up
would be a good start.

Holy shit.

Wow yourself.

Guys have a collection
of real nasty folks here.

Don't wait.

Got no quote?

You have it yet?

I would love.

I'm just here to see
my wife to be.

Oh, ain't that sweet.

Her coach got shot up.

Just want to make sure
that you were.

I'm fine.

As I can be under
the circumstances.

You smell good.

I smell like sweat.

That's what I said.

You left this.

She gonna put it on?

Got something else for you?

And you remember.

That little tall land
outside Holmes County.

Place of the wildflower and the orchard
with the little apple trees.

So is now.

So what?

While Bill Hickok's just
going to settle down

and become a fucking farmer,

that's exactly

what he's going to do with you.

Maybe a few little ones
running around?

Oh.

Now,

what trivial matter
did you arrest my wife before?

She got drunk.

We're on some ranchers.

They were thieving rustlers.

They besmirched my honour
and I wasn't drunk.

Well, I can still smell the whiskey.

I'll talk to the bellman
in the morning.

I'll have you out of here
by midday.

When the times are getting dark.

And then not.

Things are growling at you.

Remember to lean on the good work
of the Lord for guidance.

Nothing wrong with spreading
the word of the Lord.

Yeah, well.

We don't see too much
of the good Lord here in Devil.

Promise you'll go straight to sleep away
for the magistrate, of course.

No drinking.

No cards.

I love you.

Fucking cards, Bill.

I mean it.

I heard you.

High noon tomorrow.

Deputy No fucking cards, Bill.

What are you doing with that killer?

You and I just appealing
earlier ourselves, Deputy?

Or did you forget that already?

That was different.

We was defending ourselves, right?

There is a darkness in his eyes.

Is that?

You're different.

You ain't got what he got.

Are you sure about that?

You don't know shit about me.

Huh.

Here's Goodinvale.

He just needs a little salvation,
is all.

Salvation.

Believe it like that.

Eric Love and Waiting in the Sky,
Savages and Outlaws.

Ain't that right?

Oh, man.

He can come and sweetheart.

And on the 7th day the good Lord
said his favourite son.

Robbie bastards blind.

Whiskey.

Thank you.

Ain't no room for you at this table
while Bill Jack would call.

Is that?

Slaving.

Horan, brother Baron of yours

still making his living
off the backs of others.

If you know my brother,

you know he don't take kindly

to you insulting our name

and reckon

I don't give a fuck.

I'm afraid my man Rileys
sitting there.

Dan.

Raise

20.

40.

Well.

Two pairs aces high.

You're fucking crazy,
just like they say.

What's the most you have lost on my hand?

What's the most you ever lost on a hand?

Because my coat has been trained
at your nuts since I sat down

now.

What I can gather?

That's not cool.

And if it ain't,
I think

I trusted a gunfight.

You both could go to the right.

Could go to the left,
that thing could backfire,

hit you right in the face,

which from

where I'm sitting.

Well, that'd be
a fucking improvement.

Only man here allowed
to dirty these floors

is my late husband.

Well.

Since the lady says so.

In such a good mood.

I'm going to let you live.

Jack, you you were getting something.

I don't pregnant.

You've got to say thank you.

What you forgot to say thank you.

Thank you,

Wild Bill.

Thank you for letting me live.

Thank you, Bob.

Oh shit, you really don't do.

I'm just fucking

thank you.

Yeah.

Let me ask you.

As an.

You say you fear the.

I say dumb fucking questions
or top of the list.

Yeah,

no,

that one's already.

Drown the Platte River.

Just help her to swim, will you?

100 miles working for General
crook, Doc said.

I collapsed and died

14 days later.

I wake up in the hospital.

Sounds like a miracle.

Is that what you're going
to put in your book?

A miracle?

Sure, why not?

Miracles.

Just another word for dumb luck.

You don't believe in God.

You honestly think
it make a difference if I did?

I do.

My rifle.

It's wild, Bill.

Jack McCall blew his fucking brains
out all over the ceiling.

Bullshit.

I've seen it myself.

The entertainers
got his body already.

Let me out.

Yeah, I'm going to make sure
he doesn't skip town

When you stay here and keep a lookout.

Are you sure you don't need
to stay here?

Oh shit, you really think Crooked
Nose Jack will call?

Wow, Bill shot my friend's uncle.

House had a promise about it
without no provoking.

He got what was coming to him.

Maybe that's just God's
way evening things out.

Oh,

no, pretty face.

I

saved your life.

Thank you very much.

Don't take it personal.

You know what I wish.

How assume me that doesn't.

Could you imagine?

The man who killed Wild Bill.

Oh

yeah, man.

What was that?

Come again?

Night, Night.

You're laying after 12.

Don't throw your lights away.

What life,

Jane?

Let's see that one grip.

And it takes.

The tornado doesn't.

Fuck.

Now when you put this part
in your little book,

make sure you get my name right.

It's Abigail with two eyes.

You're a thoroughbred.

Aren't you lonely?

Come on.

What you got there?

Whiskey for the hotel?

You've seen Jack McCall.

Now do

you know where maybe
I could find him?

Last time he came through here,
he stayed at the Stonehenge.

How about I'm going to see you tonight?

I

don't think so.

It's

going to be real busy
at the saloon.

I'll see you tonight.

Where are they?

What happened to him?

Calamity.

I left you 10 minutes ago.

You won't be needing that.

Careful now.

You're about to get in bed with the man
who killed frontier legend.

Wow.

Bill Headcock.

I got money, you say.

This is about money.

Hey,

hey, hey.

God damn.

Get out of my way.

You can execute me like you
did Sheriff Griggs,

Jack shot Griggs.

Step aside, Deputy.

He does.

Here

and now.

Just let me help you.

Please.

Just put down the gun.

I thought I'd take you back in.

You see, you didn't kill
the sheriff.

Well, you can tell
that to the judge.

He shot Bill.

Alright, come on now.

No.

Hey, look who it is.

We came to break you up.

Sorry to ruin it for you,
baby brother.

Wait as long as I could.

What the hell are we supposed
to do now?

Well, first time,
get me a drink.

And I'm sure we'll figure something.

Well, wait.

Surveyor told me this place
belongs to Wild Bill Hickok.

Ran into a couple of ranches this morning,

said They saw you heading up this way.

Jane.

Coming in.

I don't want to shoot you.

But I will.

I.

I can noise in your dead
before you hit the ground.

He's a great digger.

Do I need to worry about you
trying to stuff me in a box?

I don't do the killings
around here.

He's.

He's one of.

Sony.

Have you cleaned them up real nice?

You knew him.

We burned them.

That's that's that's tradition.

There you go.

Anything on them?

No, ma'am.

Not by the time we got to me,
he didn't.

Give us the moment.

Can you do me a favour,
gravedigger?

Can you rap?

He was a decent man.

Who is he?

He wanted to.

Just got to get for something, right?

And I asked Who's?

Making the.

His wife.

Yeah.

You know, I've been thinking
about what I do.

I found myself a gold mine.

Yeah, you're thinking, Were you?

Well,

I figured first thing I do
is I buy myself a brand new Winchester,

some land

and a whole, God damn lot of them
fancy Scottish Cadillac bowl Mr.

Foster had.

What'd you do, Abigail?

He had a gold mine.

I can't even take all your gold.

That's not what I was saying.

West so long they were out
in fucking drain.

You sure he's coming?

He said he was coming, Yeah.

He said he was going to pay us 400 piece
to take him to see his brother.

'S.

If it ain't Jack,
call herself.

This man he was talking about.

That's

him.

You're fixing to pay us 500 a piece
to take you to see your brother.

That's right.

Wow.

Passing through the Badlands
need some protection is.

Interested.

If you got to go, yeah.

There's 1000 in gold right there.

My brother will give you the rest
when you take me to him.

Is that right?

Oh, now

leave first light.

And I swear to God bro,

if you play the homework
all my time, fucking kill you.

What happens now?

Now

I'm going to kill Jack McCall.

You know.

A man wiser than me once said

if you go to embark
on a quest for revenge,

you better.

Build 2 graves.

One for them and one for yourself.

It just sounds like a lot
of fucking thinking.

Even know where he's headed.

I hear his brother runs a bunch
of gold mines out east.

Well, the

only way to reach those
gold mines out east

is to travel through the Badlands gangs

covering

that territory.

Scalp hunting ex Confederate devils

that make the savages look
like English royalty.

Why do I get the funny feeling
you might know another way?

Because I might.

What'll cost me?

Whatever he thinks, fair.

We just go right on through,

right on through the ex confederate devils

and make the

savages look like English royalty.

Undertaker gets a free pass.

I gotta go through there
to pick up the product.

I really am going to kill Jack.

I'm calling.

You better not get in my way.

You pull the trigger,
I'll build the coffin.

Calamity Jane has wanted
for the death of Sheriff Griggs.

Jack McCall is wanted for the death
of Wild Bill Hickok 2 fugitives,

3 bodies and one

of.

Our own

hell of a.

Even for.

This is a hunt.

We are bringing them back
to the hangman.

We don't kill them ourselves,
but we don't let them go either.

We bring them back here to justice.

As the acting sheriff,

I've been authorised to deputise you men

to carry out the law

of this land.

Well, nobody here stand
for Sheriff Ritz.

What else?

You better look old enough to drink.

You had to wield an eye
or an age requirement

on doing what's right.

You know how to use that thing?

I've been shooting since I was.

Anyone else?

Three of y'all.

That's your.

I saw Calamity Jane.

She's with The Undertaker,
and they're headed for the Badlands.

We'll get some shut.

Ride first line.

And it helps keep
the devil at Bay.

At least until morning.

Devil ain't real.

Probably gone either.

The only thing
that is real is pain.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

but there's a long fucking line
of people ahead

of you with a bone to pick
with the Almighty.

Yeah.

What'd you lose?

This guy you're
so pissed off at?

God?

Fire is a lot less merciful than a bullet.

Even if you get your revenge,

you're going to be dealing
with the pain.

You can trust me on that.

Don't

What's the way out here?

What's the way
of the world really?

Looks like it's time
to play dead.

Oh chief, that's far enough.

Stay your business.

Got a body to deliver
the Willow Creek?

Gone with gold on the Bay.

Don't mind them.

They get a little excited seeing
fresh heads rolling in.

What

do you think of scalp
like that'll fit your market boys?

Ain't enough.

What do you mean, Sir?

I mean, it ain't fucking enough,
Rusty said.

It was 2 pieces.

Rusty.

Can you hear me, Rusty?

Rusty.

Look, all I'm fixing to do
is deliver a man to his loved ones.

You're lucky we're out here
looking out for you.

You need roughnecks like us
out here protecting your interests.

Filled with nothing

but fucking savages.

You got to laugh on back there.

Sometimes the

pine warps.

Let's take a look
at that fancy woodwork.

Hello.

Oh shit.

Why are you doing this?

How do you get a ride?

Bullshit.

Don't

go telling nobody.

Lucy.

Wait, Stop moving.

I'm trying to stop.

Just let me enjoy the stars.

Shouldn't have brought you here.

I always thought when this woman came,
I'd be scared.

I'm not.

Save your strength.

All we can do is try.

There we go.

Snow.

When the end comes
at some point in your life.

Trying to do some good.

Maybe if you're lucky or good
outweighs the bear.

You know, they say.

I swear I'm 100 miles
in the freezing room.

I heard that.

Well, I.

I

never swear.

Protect the thing I did with this

because I fell in drunk

and you're drowning.

Well, I mean, you still got time.

From what I heard,
that was pretty fucking cold.

Nope.

Track some fresh.

She's close.

I suit you, as your brains
are my pretty face.

There we go.

Nice and slow.

Heather.

As this boy.

You got Jack and call in there.

I do.

You going to give them to me?

I'm not.

Why?

Well, for one thing and two.

I'm just kidding.

Let's go.

That's in bicycle.

I know some things
are more important than gold.

And it was funny.

That's what I can do.