All language subtitles for x701

No, no, no, Listen to me,

Digicom doesn't need the KX-378,

I don't, ,, I don't care
what Farley said,

Farley's wrong about this,

What they need is
a KX-42 system,

Believe me, run this fax,
you will see 'em right,

-Call me back later, Bye,
-(PHONE BEEPS)

Mr, Wayburn, Jerry Miller here,

How are you today?

Listen, I am gonna send
your proposal over
by email this afternoon,

I think you are gonna be
very, very happy with it,

No, Thank you, sir,

Jerry Miller here,
May I ask you who's calling?

Miss Ambrose?

(STUTTERING) Yes, uh, ,,
I am blanking, What company?

Yup, Okay, Wood River is a, ,,

Well, the high school,
Yes, of course,
Wood River High School,

I have a daughter
that goes there,

Candace, right,

She has, ,,

Suspended for three days?

Okay, Well, uh, listen,
Call her mother,

Yes,

She's not?

All right, Well, uh, you know
I would love to
come down there myself

but I am in the middle
of about 25 things
here working,

I am sure that you understand,

(STUTTERING) Yeah, well, ,,

Believe me, I know
it's important,
This is important too,

(SIGHING) All right,

All right, I'll be
right over there,

Okay, thank you,

(HITTING COMPUTER KEY)
Here it goes,

Here I go, (SIGHS)

JERRY: What am I goin'
to do with you?

CANDACE: I don't know, Dad,
What you are goin' to with me?

JERRY: What do I have to do
to make you act like
a responsible human being?

CANDACE: It's not like
I got arrested
and thrown in jail,

JERRY: Isn't getting suspended
from school bad enough?

I don't want to talk
about it anymore!

Listen, doesn't it bother you
that I had to leave work early

drive all the way
out to Wood River
just to pick you up?

CANDACE: No!
JERRY: Well, you know what?
I can still ground you!

CANDACE: Go ahead!

-I'm gonna if you
keep mouthing on me!
-Ground me!

It's one of those days,

I heard you, brother,

It's my body, My body!

And nobody has
the right to tell me

what I can and cannot do
with my own body!

But that doesn't excuse
the fact that you are
too young to smoke

and if you get caught
smoking again at school
they're gonna kick you out,

RUSS: Hey, Dad!
I got a new video game,

Blood Zone 3,
Master versus
the Grim Reaper,

Want to play?

Russ, we are eatin'
dinner here, okay?

Why can't we eat dinner
in front of the TV

like everyone else
in the known universe?

Because when I am home,
I want to eat at the table,
all together, like a family,

Which is once a week
if we are lucky,

You know, you better watch
your attitude, young lady,

Honey, help me out here,

Well, maybe if you were
home more often, Jerry,

All right, I will quit my job,

Heck! Kids don't need
to go to college,

That's not what I am saying, ,,

It's just, ,, I need
more help around here,

You promised to clean up
the basement weeks ago,

The garage door still stilts

and the lawn needs mowing,

Well, Russ is old enough
to mow the lawn now,

What do you say, son?

(METAL CLATTERING)

HOST ON TV:
Hey, you,

That's right, you,

You work hard for a living,
am I right?

I bet there aren't enough
hours in a work day

for you to get done
everything you need to do,

HOST:
Yeah,
MAN:
Could you use a helping
hand around the house?

MAN:
You bet,

HOST:
Then this is
your lucky day,

Get up out of your chair
and follow me,

I want to introduce you
to the Gideon 4000,

-From Gideon Robotics
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

The Gideon 4000 is the latest
in modern home conveniences,

Programed to help out
in hundreds of different ways
around the house,

So, you mean it'll do
the household chores?

Like the laundry and the dishes?

Will it take out the trash?

HOST:
The Gideon 4000
will do all of that and more,

But this isn't just
a labor saving device,

Thanks to the Gideon 4000's
unique and revolutionary
microprocessor,

he is actually able to hold
a conversation with you
on any number of subjects,

Hello, Gideon, how are you?

I am fine, Mr, Herbert,
how are you?

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

MAN:
Well, that's incredible!

Now something this amazing
has to be really expensive?

That's the beauty of it,

Gideon Robotics is offering
a free 30 day, in home trial,

If you decide to keep
your Gideon 4000
beyond the initial 30 days,

you can do so
by making one, low,
monthly payment,

And best of all, ,,

The Gideon 4000 comes
with a lifetime guarantee,

Wow!

(PHONE DIALING)

Everybody it's here!
Come on, let's go!

BROOKE: What's here?

(WHIRRING)

GIDEON:
Activation sequence complete,

MAN: We're right outside
the Miller residence, Gideon,

JERRY: Come on!
Hurry up, guys,
This is gonna be great!

Okay line up there,
Stay right there!

(TRUCK DOOR CLOSES)

Here we are, Mr, Miller,

You have to sign here,
here and here,

Great, great, great,
great, great,

So, ,, This is free, right?

For the first 30 days, correct,

Great, great, great,

There is your copy
of the contract including
the release forms,

Fine, fine, fine,

You guys are goin' to love this!

Very exciting,
Your excited too,
aren't you?

(METAL CLANKING)

Gideon,

Come meet your new family,

(METAL CLANGING)

CONTROL VOICE:
There is nothing wrong
with your television,

Do not attempt to
adjust the picture,

We are now controlling
the transmission,

We control the horizontal
and the vertical,

We can deluge you
with a thousand channels

or expand one single image
to crystal clarity

and beyond,

We can shape your vision

to anything our imagination
can conceive,

For the next hour,

we will control
all that you see and hear,

You are about to experience
the awe and mystery

which reaches from
the deepest inner mind

to The Outer Limits,

CONTROL VOICE:
In a society
where devotion to one's family

is frequently sacrificed
on the altar of ambition,

-(GIDEON BEEPING)
-Can the things we sacrifice

ever be regained?

Step off the platform, Gideon,

Hey, don't be afraid,
Don't be afraid,

Now he'll do whatever
I tell him to do, right?

-Yes, sir,
-Okay,

Gideon,

My name is Jerry Miller

and I'd like to introduce you
to my wife, Brooke,

my son, and my daughter,

Welcome to the Miller family!

What do you mean,
welcome to the Miller family?

What is this thing?

Honey, it's not a thing,
It's a robot,

A very intelligent robot
who happens to do chores,

You can even have
a conversation with him,
Watch this,

So, uh, Gideon, ,,

How you doin' today?

I am fine, Mr, Miller,
How are you?

Why, I am fine too!

See!

Isn't that great?

Wait a minute,
Is there an owner's manual
or something?

-No,
-Well, uh,
what if I need to fix it?

There are no user
serviceable parts,
Enjoy,

No! Stop!

-Honey, honey, honey, honey, ,,
-Stop!

(GASPING) Jerry,

I can't believe you did this,
A robot?

(ENGINE STARTING)

Why didn't you talk to me
about this?

Because I wanted
to surprise you!

I don't know, Dad,
It's pretty creepy,

Misty Owens has a Gideon 4000,
She says it's nothing but
a big bore!

How much of
our money did you spend
on this thing?

Honey, it's not a thing, okay?

I didn't spend any of our money,

-Because it's 30 days,
free, no obligation,
-(SIGHS)

Russ is right, He's creepy,

Listen, This is the way
for the future, kids,

One day everybody's
gonna have one!

Honey, I got him for you,

To help you out
around the house
when I'm not there,

Ah, no way,
You, ,, You keep that thing
away from me,

I don't care,
how intelligent it is,

Come on, kids,

Wait! Don't you want to see
what he does?

Forget it,

DENNIS: Hey, Jerry!

(PANTING)

-What's this,
amigo?
-It's a Gideon 4000,

You're kidding me!

That's pretty damn cool,

Yeah,

Yeah, it is pretty damn cool,
isn't it?

Pretty cool!

Honey, no one in this family
will ever have
to wash a dish again,

Come here, come here,

I want you to see what he does,

Now I asked him
to load the dishwasher

and he's doing a perfect job,

I am surprised he didn't come
with a dishwasher built in,

Or didn't we get
the deluxe model?

Honey, give him a chance,
please,

Uh, Jerry,
how do we know if this, ,,

machine is safe?

Of course it's safe,
It does whatever
I tell him to do,

-Gideon stop loading
the dishwasher,
-(ELECTRICAL BEEPING)

JERRY: See!

Come on, get him
to start loading to the end,
Just ask him,

Gideon, resume loading
the dishwasher,

(ELECTRICAL BEEPING)

Now isn't that cool? Huh?

Listen, I got to run down
the office for a few hours,

There's no way
you are going to the office,

I've got to help Farney
with the Digicom account,

-But it's Saturday!
-I know! But this is great,

'Cause you will have
a chance to show Gideon
around the house,

I mean, he does laundry
and vacuuming,

He probably even does windows,

Jerry, we have plans
with Dennis and Holly tonight,

I know, that's why
I'm gonna be back here
at 4:00 sharp,

May be 5:00,
5:00 at the latest,

-(SIGHING)
-(CLATTERING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

Uh, ,,

Go,

Go and get out of here,

Where would you like me to go?

Anywhere, but here,

(ELECTRICAL BEEPING)

(SIGHING)

(GLASS CLATTERING)

(MEN YELLING ON TV)

RUSS: Got you now, sucker!

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Bring it!

Get him! Get him!

Yeah! Kick some ass!

Come on, come on!

Why do you play this game?

Where'd you come from?

Yeah!

No!

MALE AUTOMATED VOICE:
Game over,
(LAUGHING)

No!

No! No, no, no, I had him!

And you ruined it,

See, look, I am dead meat,

Ah, you stupid jerk,

It's a beautiful afternoon,

Why don't you go outside
and play with your friends?

May be I don't want
to go outside
and play with my friends,

May be I want stay inside
and kick some
serious manster butt,

Either way, ,, What, ,,
What business
is it of yours?

Go on,

Get out of here,
Don't ever sneak up
on me again,

(SIGHS)

-(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
-CANDACE: Tonight's the night,

Yeah, He's coming over tonight
after my parents go out,

I know! I know!
It's going to be so romantic,

I'm gonna wear my sexy,
black halter top
and my leather skirt,

Yeah, ,,
Yeah, you know, the short one,

Your first time should be
special, right?

What you are doing?
Spying on me?

Get out of here!
Beat it, you freak!

Go away!

No, it wasn't Russ,
It was a stupid robot
my dad got,

Yeah, it's just like Misty's,
it's crazy,

I think my dad's brain
has gone on
a permanent vacation,

(SNIFFLES)

(SIGHS)

Your still here, ?

Russ, Candace!

I am off to the Minimart,
I will be right back,

You should wait an hour
before you drive,

What did you say?

You have consumed
an alcoholic beverage,

The level of alcohol
in your blood stream
may be over the legal limit,

(HUFFS) How dare you?

And even if I had consumed
an alcoholic beverage,

which I have not,

I think I am old enough
to know what my limit is,

And I will thank you
to keep your opinions
to yourself,

(ENGINE STARTING)

Whoa!

(ENGINE REVVING)

What's wrong?

(ENGINE STOPS)

See, the point is you never
want to give a client
too much to think about,

But you don't want
to give too little
to think about either

'cause then they'll think
you are an idiot,

-You know what I mean?
-(PHONE RINGING)

-Jerry Miller,
-BROOKE:
I want this thing
out of my house, now!

What's wrong, honey?

Get rid of this! Send it back
to wherever it came from!

All right, I will be home
right away,

(EXHALES)

Look, I don't know who
or what you think you are, ,,

You did consume
an alcoholic beverage,

I did not!

I, ,, I don't know how
you can accuse me
of such a thing!

(SIGHS)

(CLATTERING)

How long have you
had a drinking problem?

That's none of your business,

Does Mr, Miller know?

Yes,

I mean, no,

Are you going to tell him?

JERRY: Look, honey,
where are you?

In here,

What happened, honey?
Are you okay?

I, ,, I am fine,
(CHUCKLING) I am fine,

Well on the phone
it sounded like
Gideon had attacked you,

No, no, It, ,,
It didn't attack me,

It's just that, ,,
I am having trouble getting
used to it being here,

Well, sounded
a lot worse than that,

Oh, well, I was upset
but I'm better now,

You want me to talk to him
and tell him to stay
the hell out of your way?

No! Ah, You, ,, There, ,,
There's really
nothing to discuss,

Okay,
All right, honey,
I was worried,

(SIGHS)

You should see him
out there mowing the yard,
He's so cute,

It's not a "he," Jerry,

It's an "it,"

(CHUCKLING)

(DOOR BELL RINGS)

-You see!
-(BOTH LAUGHING)

-What'd I tell you!
-Oh, my gosh!
Look at him!

Guys, I thought
we're gonna meet upfront,

Yeah, I just wanted Holly to
see your latest acquisition,

This is so amazing!

-Can I touch him?
-Go ahead,
he won't bite,

Come on, Brooke, let's go!

BROOKE: I'll be right down,

-Booh!
-(SCREAMING)

Dennis, you are so mean!

Can we please,
try and act like
grown-ups here?

This is a very sophisticated
piece of machinery,

Holly, meet Gideon,

-Hello, Gideon,
-Hello, Holly,

(GIGGLES)

Gideon mowed my yard today,

You're kidding, That's great!

You think you can
get him to mow
my yard tomorrow?

HOLLY: Oh!
You can mow your own yard,

Honey, really, I think
we ought to look into
getting one of these,

May be you can borrow ours,

She's kidding, Candace, Russ!

BROOKE: (SIGHING) Honey,
are you sure
the kids are all right alone?

Candace has been babysitting
Russ for almost a year now,

No, I meant with Gideon,

Gideon won't bother 'em,

And I am sure he's programed
to never, ever hurt
another human being,

Right, Gideon?

Guys, we are off,

Okay, I am parked out front,

Okay, we got our cell phone,

but I left the number
for the restaurant
in the kitchen,

Okay?

Behave! All right?
Don't mess around with Gideon,

No stupid robot tricks,
He's not a toy,

-Okay, I love you,
-JERRY: Me too,

I will make you a deal,
I'll stay out of your way,
You stay out of mine,

I want to be left alone
and I mean alone,

Hey, as long as
I get the TV room,

I got some friends coming over,

What are we gonna do
about metal head?

-CANDACE: All right,
here we are,
-(SWITCH CLICKS)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Watch your step,

That's it,

Okay,

Now, Gideon,

I want you to clean
all of this up,

Organize it
and make it nice and clean,

Where would you
like me to begin?

Oh, it doesn't matter
where you start, Just, ,,

Clean it up and, ,,

You know sweep the floor and, ,,

Dust the cobwebs
and if there's laundry
do that too,

Okay?

Yes, Candace,

Good boy,

(WHISPERING)
That should
take him all night,

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOORBELL RINGING)

-Hey, what's going on?
-BOY: Hey, man!

What's up?

-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Did you get it?

Did I get it?

-Your parents still home?
-No, no, they left!

Did you get it or not?

ALL: All right!

-Let's go!
-RUSS: Yeah!

(KNOCKING)

-(WHISPERING) Hi,
-Hi,

Why did I have to come
through the window?

I thought you said
your parents were going
to be gone,

Oh, I didn't want
my brother to see you,

Tonight's our night,

And I wanted to make sure
that we'd be left alone,

Where is your brother?

Downstairs, Probably playing
video games with
his pre-pubescent friends,

Oh, yeah?
What video games
has he got?

(CHUCKLES)

The last thing that
you should be thinking about
right now, ,,

-is video games,
-(DOOR LATCH CLICKS)

Did you bring it?

(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

♪ Oh, ,,

♪ I've only ever wanted
just to be with you

♪ And I know that
you feel the same way too

♪ The first times
the best time

♪ Can't you see? ♪

(MEN GRUNTING ON TV)

-BOY: Yeah!
-(ALL GRUNTING)

(YELLING)

(THUDDING)

RUSS: Hey, guys, be careful!

Yeah!

(YELLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Makin' love to you

(GIGGLING) Easy,

♪ Oh, ,,

(BOYS GRUNTING)

Look at the blood
comin' out of his neck!

ALL: Yeah! Yeah!

(EXCLAIMING)

RUSS: Guys,
put those down!

Guys, stop it!

-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-Guys!

I mean it, Stop!

(LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY)

(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

What is that?

BOY: What is it?
RUSS: It's okay,

-It's only a game,
-(TV SWITCHES OFF)

It's time for your friends
to leave, Russ,

Now!

(DOOR CLOSES)

Clay, stop!

Clay, Stop!

What's wrong, baby?

-This is what you wanted,
-No!

(MUFFLED GROANING) No!

(STRAINING) Clay!

Stop it!

Clay, get off from me!

(GROANING)

CLAY: Please, no!

Don't hurt me,
I swear, I didn't do anything,

You could ask, ,,
Please, I'm begging you,

Please, No! Please!
I am, ,,

Good night,

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Wow!

Honey, it's nice
and quiet in here,

No, it's too quiet,

I am going to check on the kids,

They're in their beds, Asleep,

They never go to bed
this early on
a Saturday night,

They were tired,

It's okay, honey,

(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

So, Gideon, ,,

What'd you do tonight?

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Holy mother of, ,,

This is unbelievable!

-Did you clean all this up?
-Yes,

All by yourself?

It was a mess,

Well, admittedly there were
a few things laying around,

It was in a mess!

And I cleaned it up,

CANDACE: Oh, come on, Gideon,

You're not gonna maybe
look it up, are you?

-Would you like, a hint?
-No!

"Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?"

CANDACE: What line is it?
What is it from?

GIDEON:
It's from a sonnet,
By William Shakespeare,
Number 18,

Thank you very much, That's it,

That's the last question,

Hi, Mom,

Gideon was just helping me
with my homework,

Sounds like he was
giving you the answers,

May be you should say,
"Thank you, Gideon,"

Thank you, Gideon,

-Is Russ, home?
-No,

Oh, he's supposed to check-in
after school, He never does,

If Russ doesn't obey you,
his father
should discipline him,

Easier said than done,

Doesn't Mr, Miller
discipline him?

He tries, but, ,,
You know, ,, He, ,,

He works like, ,,

Seems like
he's always working late,

Would you like me
to cook dinner?

Well, ,, (CHUCKLES)

Why not?

This I've got to see!

Huh,

(GLASS CLATTERS)

It's 5:00 clock,

I'm having a glass of wine,

Don't worry
I am not driving anywhere,

(SIGHING) You want to cook?

Kitchen's all yours,

Mmm, this chicken is so good,

RUSS: Yeah, really good,

-Gideon made it,
-No way!

Yes, he cooked the whole meal,
Every single dish,

It's excellent, Gideon,

Thank you,

Aren't you having a drink
or some wine?

No, Why?

Well, You always have a drink,

One before dinner,

-One with dinner,
-One after dinner,

I had one glass of
wine before dinner,
That was all,

Cool,

So, Russ, ,,

Baseball trials start
pretty soon, don't they?

I am not goin' out,

-Why not?
-Because I stink,

I was hoping dad would
teach me how to pitch,

Baseball and pitching
are governed by
the laws of Physics,

For example,
a ball thrown at the plate

at a velocity
of 75 miles per hour

will be deflected or curved
approximately one foot,

Gideon, do think
you can teach Russ
how to pitch?

I could show him the basics
and help him practice,

What do you think, Russ?
May be you should take
Gideon up on his offer,

I don't know,

You could give it a try,

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(SCREAMS) Gideon!

You scared the life out of me,

I'll clean up the mess,

(GLASS CLINKING)

Brooke, honey, where are you?

BROOKE: Kitchen,

Good morning, Something wrong?

I can't find my new polo shirt,

Oh, it should be in your closet,

-You want me to go
find it for you?
-No, no, That's fine,

Boy! This looks great!

Did Gideon cook breakfast?

Yeah! Turns out
he is a terrific cook,
Who knew?

Yeah, Who knew? Oh, ,,

You know,
I have been thinking, ,,

All of us should go
on a picnic this afternoon,

Out at Wint and Woods,

We used to have so much fun
on those picnics,

-What do you think, Jerry?
-I think it's a great idea,
Just us the family,

Sounds good,

-Oh! This afternoon?
-Mmm-hmm,

Oh, boy, I got to play golf
with the new vice president,

Oh!

Well, maybe another time then,

Yeah, for sure,
we get to do it
another time soon,

-Hey!-Hi!

Where you going?

I thought you'd left,

It turns out none of us
had any plans for today,

So, we decided
to go ahead
and go on that picnic,

You goin' on a picnic
without me?

Oh, we will go again
next Sunday,

What's with all
the barbeque stuff?

(CHUCKLING) Jerry!

What's a picnic,
without a barbeque?
(CHUCKLING)

Exactly! I always say that,
But you hate barbequing,

Oh, I am not going
to be barbequing,

I am gonna leave that to Gideon,

Gideon is goin' on
the picnic with you?

-(DOOR OPENS)
-Jerry!
He is a fantastic cook!

Mmm,

Have a good game,

(DOOR OPENS)

-(DOOR CLOSES)
-It's not a "he,"
It's an "it,"

(ENGINE STARTING)

Hey, everybody! I'm home!

How'd the picnic go?

-Where are you guys?
-BROOKE: We are in here,

Hey, what are you doing
to my chair?

Come on, get up,
Get out of there,

-Dad, chill,
-It's my chair!

BROOKE: Jerry, I asked
Gideon to sit there,

It bothers me
how he's standing around
all the time,

It's a robot, Brooke, Remember?

It doesn't get tired,
So it doesn't have
to sit down,

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(PHONE RINGING)

(RINGING CONTINUES)

(SIGHS)

-(DOOR OPENS)
-Hi, honey, I'm home!

Oh, Your home early,
What do you think?

-I like it,
-Gideon helped me pick it up,

(CHUCKLES)

Hi, Dad, what are you
doing home?

Well, I decided
to come home early,
for a change,

You and I haven't hung out
for quite a while,

So I thought maybe
we could do something,

Oh, I can't,
I've got too much homework

and I have to practice
my singing exercises,

I joined the school choir,

That's great!

Gideon thinks that
I have a terrific voice,

Of course she does,

What'd you say?

I said, of course
you got a terrific voice,

Where's Russ?

He's in the backyard,

(INAUDIBLE)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(WHISPERING) Gideon!

Gideon!
Where are you?

(ELECTRICAL BEEPING)

I know what you are up to,
Don't think I don't,

If you think
I am gonna standby here
and let it happen,

you better think again,

(GASPING) Now you come
into my home,

This is my home!
And you trying to take over!

So tomorrow
I'm gonna call for company
and pick you up,

What do you think about that?

Go ahead, Call,

DENNIS: Hey, Jerry!

Got one of my own!

No! No!
Get rid of it, right now!

It will ruin your life,
Believe me,

(DIALING)

(SIGHING)

(LINE BUSY)

(DIALING)

(LINE BUSY)

(DIALING)

(LINE BUSY)

(MUMBLING)

GIDEON 2: (ON INTERCOM)
Mr, Miller,
what a pleasant surprise!

Please take the elevator
to the second floor

and proceed to
office number 206,

Ah, 206?

(INTERCOM SWITCHING ON)
GIDEON 2:
206,
(INTERCOM SWITCHING OFF)

GIDEON 2:
Mr, Miller,
come on in,

Take a seat,
Make yourself at home,

Thank you,

Where is everybody?
I didn't see
a soul comin' up here,

GIDEON 2:
What can I do for you?

Well, actually I ordered
one of your Gideon 4000's

with your no risk, at home,
30 day, free guarantee,
you know,

And, uh, I, ,,
I don't want him anymore,

So I wanted if you would
send someone out
to my house to pick it up,

GIDEON 2:
I am afraid
I can't do that,

Why not?

-Whoa! You are
a Gideon 4000,
-Yes, I am,

All right, Well, listen,
I am not going to talk
to a stinking robot,

(STUTTERING) I want a, ,,
I want a real person
down here,

The Gideon 4000 line
is completely automated

in both the production
and marketing sectors,

There are no real people
in this building,

Then I want to speak
to the president
of the company,

There is no president,

I have full authority
to help you

with any problems
or complaints
you might have

with your Gideon 4000,

I don't have any problems
or complaints,

I just want the damn thing
out of my house!

Have you read your contract?

Why? Yes, I have!

If at the end of 30 days
you wish to return
your Gideon 4000

with no further obligations,

both you and your wife
must sign the return form,

This crazy, I didn't, ,,
I didn't agree to that,

You signed the contract,

Listen to me,
The Gideon 4000 I have, ,,

(STAMMERING) It's, ,,
It's ruining my whole routine!

It's unsettling my life
and I want it out of my life!

And I want it out
of my life right now!
You hear me?

Does the rest of your family
feel the same way?

Does your wife feel
the same way?

Ooh, what's this?

Stuffed pork chops,
roast potatoes
and steamed asparagus,

-Smells good,
-Yeah, it sure does,
Say Gideon, ,,

Would you like sitting
in the kitchen
while we eat dinner

and I'll call when
we are ready for you,

You know, uh,
I have been doing
some thinking and, ,,

I owe you guys an apology,

What for, honey?

Well, for too long
I've been working too much,
and I haven't been home enough

and I think my absence
has been a detriment
to this family,

We haven't been doing badly,
In fact lately we've been
doing pretty well,

Yeah, I want you to know
I am gonna be spending
less time in the office

and more time home
with you guys,

(JERRY CHUCKLES)

And, ,, And since I am going
to be around more,

I was thinking that we
probably don't need Gideon
past the initial 30 days,

(CUTLERY CLATTERS)

You want to get rid of Gideon?

Why?

Well, didn't you hear
what I said?

I am gonna be around more,
So we don't need Gideon,

And then we could save
the money we are going
to spend on him

and take a family vacation,

But I like Gideon,

Aren't you too, Dad?
I think he's great,

Gideon's become
a part of this family,

How can Gideon be
a part of this family, honey?

It's a machine!
It's like the refrigerator
or the lawn mower,

A refrigerator
can't help Candace
with her homework,

A lawn mower isn't teaching
Russ to pitch,

What's Gideon been helping
you with lately?

(SIGHS) I don't believe this!

Are you jealous of Gideon?

That robot is destroying
our family!

It is not! If anything,
Gideon has brought
peace to this family,

We've never been happier!

Haven't you noticed that
we are not at each other's
throats anymore?

I don't care!
I have made up my mind,

Gideon's out!
End of discussion! That's it!
(KNOCKING TABLE)

That is not it, Jerry!

This is a family matter,

We will discuss this
as a family,

End of discussion!
Now eat your dinner,

-I'm not hungry,
-Me neither,

Hey, where are you goin'?
Come back here
and finish your dinner,

I will never sign that form
to have Gideon returned,

Gideon told you about that?

Have you ever thought that
you might be the disrupting
force in this family?

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

Listen, guys,
Please come back in here,

JERRY: Gideon, could you
please, come down here
and take this box of junk

and the ironing board
out to the trash?

(DOOR OPENS)

(STAIRS CREAKING)

Thank you not, Gideon!

(SMACKING METAL)

(CRACKLING)

(CLATTERING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

I have to go, I've got a choir,

What is the atomic number
for magnesium?

CANDACE: Twelve,
And it's symbol is Mg,

I see you are ready
for your Chemistry test,

Only because of you, Gideon,

Thank you, Bye, guys,

-Bye,
-(CHUCKLING)

We knew you will come around,

-(CAR HORN HONKING)
-Oh!

There's my car pool,

Ah, the baseball coach, ,,

He's holding
a pitching clinic
after school,

-I was thinkin' of going,
-Good for you!

-And if you need
a ride later, you call me,
-RUSS: All right,

-Best of luck, Russell,
-Thanks,

Way to go, Dad,
I think it's awesome,

BROOKE: Breakfast
was delicious, Gideon,
Thank you!

Honey,

Gideon told us about
your decision
to let him stay,

We all think it's wonderful!

Thank you!

I have to run some errands,

Goodbye, Gideon,
And I will see you
back here around noon,

You can show me
where to plant
those rose bushes,

(CHUCKLES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

I destroyed you,

I smashed you into pieces
and threw you in a dumpster,

How can you be still here?

I'm here because
it's necessary
for me to be here,

Which is more than
I can say for you,

You had your chance,

You have been a father
for 15 years now,

But you haven't been
a good father,

You haven't even been
a good husband,

Too many late nights
at the office,

Too many golf games
on the weekends,

-You stay away from me,
-You were never here
when your family needed you,

But now, your family has me,

(GLASS SHATTERING)

This is what you wanted,
isn't it?

Someone to help out
around the house,

Someone to help with the family,

Fathers have been failing
their families all over
North America,

As a result society
has become
more dysfunctional,

More chaotic,

Something had to be done,

I am that something,

I represent control,

Discipline, Respect,

Values you forfeited
or never had,

You'll never attack
me again, Jerry,

Because if you do, ,,

If you try to dispose of me
in any way, ,,

I will dispose of you!

Permanently,

I'll take care of everything,
Mr, Wayburn,

Well, I'd be happy
to send it over
this afternoon,

All right, well,
I have got to go,
My wife's on the other line,

-Goodbye,
-(PHONE BEEPS)

Hi, Brooke,

I'm fine,

Of course I'll be home
for dinner,

See you later,

(DOOR CLOSES)

JERRY: I'm home!

(CHAIR CLATTERS)

You're not wearing a tie,

I'm sorry,

It won't happen again,

Let's bow our heads
and give thanks,

Oh, Lord, we thank you
for the food
we are about to receive,

We thank you for
the food
we are about to receive,

And for the blessings
you have bestowed upon us,

Help us to live each day
in your image,

Each day in your image,

And guide us on the path
of righteousness,

Amen,

CONTROL VOICE:
Before allowing a machine

to take over
a part of your life,

make sure that you know
the true price