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You want one of these?
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Oh! Enjoy.
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- Hey.
- Hey, could I get a cranberry juice with ice?
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And vodka.
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- Just a splash.
- Sure.
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Actually, no.
No, um, no cranberry juice.
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Vodka, rocks.
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- Final answer. Thanks.
- You got it.
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Hey, way to show up late.
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Yeah. It's my specialty.
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I'm Will.
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Jane.
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So, are you here
for Sarah, or...
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- Fuck. Max? The groom.
- His name is Matt.
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- Matt.
- You know, I may have missed the ceremony,
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- but at least I know the name of the bride and the groom.
- Fair.
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So how do you guys
know each other?
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We used to play in a band.
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- Oh, a band!
- Yeah.
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- Oh. So you're...
- Unfit for society?
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Well, I was gonna say
"musical," actually.
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Oh, no. That's 'cause
you didn't hear us yet.
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What do you play?
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Um, I played drums.
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- Drums.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Wait, please tell me you're not
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one of those drummers who sings.
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- You are.
- I am. I am. Yeah.
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- How about you?
- Oh, no. I don't play anything.
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No, I mean, why..
Why are you here?
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Oh. Uh, well,
I went to school with Sarah,
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but I haven't seen her
since I left the city.
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Uh... is it dead?
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That looks dead.
Looks like a dead cat.
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Okay, well,
I'm not an expert on symbolism,
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but when a cat drops dead
at your wedding,
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- that cannot be a good omen.
- No...
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You know, when I first saw you,
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I thought that we should have
sex in the coat closet.
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Yeah?
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But I have had a few, so.
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Clearly I'm not
thinking that clearly.
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Yeah, well, you know, uh...
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clear thinking is..
Is really overrated.
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Yeah, it wouldn't end well.
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Think at the beginning.
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And we are standing over
a dead cat right now,
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so that can't be a good sign.
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Yeah...
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Oh, fuck, this fucking dress.
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Here, turn around.
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- What is this thing, Fort Knox?
- Okay, just turn it..
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Okay, you know what? Forget it.
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Okay.
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Shit. Where are we?
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What?
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I don't think
this is a good idea.
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- What's your point?
- Don't get me wrong,
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I really want to,
and I'm so fuckin' into you,
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but I... am kind of
in a weird place.
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Yeah, you're in a beach club
coat closet.
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- You think that, like, we could just talk for a minute?
- Talk?
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Yeah. Just talk.
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Could you get the hell
out of my way, please?
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What's going on back there?
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Well... uh,
we were about to fuck,
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but I guess he..
He had a change of heart.
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That's.. that's not
what happened.
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Okay.
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Hey! Can you just give me
a chance to explain?
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- You really don't have to.
- No, it's.. it's..
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- It's complicated.
- No, I bet it's real fuckin' simple.
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- No, come on. Don't leave.
- Well...
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I mean, I just told
everyone within earshot
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we were about to have
sex on their coats,
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so no, there's no way
I'm going back in there.
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You did do that. But also, you've
been doing a little drinking,
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so.. so maybe
you shouldn't drive.
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- Where you going?
- For a walk.
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Mmm...
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Hey, let me buy you a coffee.
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I'm fine.
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We're miles from anywhere.
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I don't want you to get
eaten up by coyotes.
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Are you sure you wanna walk?
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You sure you don't want
to sit up front?
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No. I feel like I'm gonna
be sick all of a sudden.
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Can we just, like,
sit here for a second?
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Of course, yeah.
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You left your gift.
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S..
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So, um, I'm a commercial
photographer...
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Mmm... which.. which mostly
means I take pictures of, like,
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- espresso machines and current..
- Oh, God. Can we not do that?
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Can.. can we not do what?
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Talk about our lives?
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Yeah. We don't have to talk.
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We'll just sit in a, uh..
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In a parked car
in.. in complete silence.
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Sounds good.
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Silencio.
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- Silence. I could be quiet.
- All right, all right. Let's..
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- I don't have to talk.
- Let's just get this over with. Um...
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I am a freelance writer,
and at the moment,
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I am researching an article
for Vanity Fair
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about a murder in the Hamptons,
which is why I'm in Sag Harbor.
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I feel like Vanity Fair
publishes an article about
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- a murder in the Hamptons, like, once a month.
- Yeah, well,
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apparently the main thing
rich people like to do
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for fun in the Hamptons
is murder each other.
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Um, let's see.
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Um... well, I'm an only child
from a strict Catholic family,
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which explains my penchant for
sleeping with guys at weddings.
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- So this is a regular thing?
- And I have three little boys who I love very much.
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Wait, what?
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- I'm fucking with you.
- Oh.
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Except for the writer part
and the Catholic part.
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Look at this. We're.. we're
having a back-and-forth.
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- See, it wasn't so hard.
- Listen,
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I would keep asking you
questions about yourself,
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but honestly, I think
the only thing we have in common
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- is that we just shared a humiliating sexual experience.
- That's nothing.
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Do you wanna know the most humiliating
sexual experience of my life?
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- I don't.
- It might make you feel better.
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Mmm, pretty sure it won't.
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- It was with this girl Jodi Dunn back in high school.
- I.. I don't care.
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She was the first person
to ever go down on me.
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You're just gonna steamroll
right on through, aren't you?
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And I came in my own eye.
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Wait, what?
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I ejaculated
into my own eyeball.
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Okay, go on.
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One night, Jodi and I
snuck off into the woods.
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I had no idea what I was doing.
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Oh, oh, whoa. Wait, wait.
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Jodi, slow down.
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Slow down..
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In porn circles,
that maneuver is known
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- as "the pirate's eye."
- Oh, my God!
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Jodi helped me
discover my love of photography.
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So pretty.
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She lived five miles away,
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but it felt
like a whole other world.
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When my parents would fight,
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it would be
really passive aggressive.
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But her parents,
they would just... go at it.
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Um, do you wanna
drive around a little bit?
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Uh, I'm used to it.
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- Sure?
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Look at me.
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- Well, so what happened to her?
- Thought you weren't interested.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you embarrassed to tell me?
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I literally just told you a story
about me cumming in my own eye.
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So, what, did you cum in hers?
Did you blind the poor girl?
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It's really not that far away.
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I know.
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I'm glad you're going.
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I mean,
if you stayed here with me,
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you'd probably just end up
working at the mall forever.
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No, it's not like that. Hey.
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It's not like
we're breaking up, okay?
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I'm.. I'm gonna come
visit you at Christmas, okay?
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- You're gonna forget about me.
- No!
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No way.
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You forgot about her,
didn't you?
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No. That's not it.
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After my last
final fall semester,
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I got in the car and I drove
down there to surprise her,
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and it did not go well.
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Wow, that is an impressive way
to break up with someone.
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I was pretty shattered.
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Yeah, we've all been there.
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I mean,
that was our special place.
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Wait, your special place was
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in the front seat of a car
in her driveway?
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Come on.
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Wait, I have a question.
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- Were you faithful to her?
- Yeah!
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Yeah...
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Well, it's not like
I was gonna propose to her.
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So, what, you just wanted a girl
you could have sex with
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- while you went home on vacation?
- Of course I did. I was 18.
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So was she.
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This place
better have decent pie.
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Are you gonna eat that?
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No, no, no. It's all yours.
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Man, I haven't thought
about Jodi in so long.
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It's like I was
a different person.
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You never forget your first
heartbreak, that's for sure.
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Mm-hmm.
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- What was yours?
- No.
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No, we don't need to
get into all that, trust me.
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You know what?
I want my pie back.
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- What?
- Yeah. Just feeling hungry,
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and I think I want some pie.
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Are you reneging
on your pie offer?
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I'll make you a trade, okay?
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I'll give you some of this pie
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if you tell me
your first heartbreak.
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Can I get you another slice?
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No. No, I think we're all right.
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- He drove a red '68 Mustang.
- Mmm.
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- Okay, do you want me to continue, or are you..
- Do you want that pie?
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I can't get it.
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Nah, nah.
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That's not right,
that's not right.
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All right, all you gotta do
is just hit the gas
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- and pop the clutch, all right?
- Okay.
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Don't be scared.
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Wait, she thinks I'm with him
because I have low self-esteem?
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Ha! Please. I don't think so.
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How would Sister Rose even know?
She's a nun.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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So what's this
guy's deal, anyway?
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Where does he go to school?
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I'm not sure.
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Okay, let's try
an easier question.
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What's his name?
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- Michael.
- What's his last name?
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Hanrahan.
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Why?
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Hanrahan.
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Um...
where do you live?
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I just..
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I just think maybe I should
meet your family sometime.
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Wow.
That's a cute outfit.
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- So was he your first?
- Yeah.
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He also introduced me
to graffiti and petty theft.
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Whoa, petty theft.
What a badass.
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Yeah.
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It was partly
a great teenage romance
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and partly
a series of misdemeanors.
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So, what was he hiding?
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One day he was supposed to
pick me up from school,
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but he didn't show.
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So I went over to his house,
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and I asked his mom
if he was home.
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He's.. he's...
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How long was he sick?
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I don't really ever
remember him not being sick, so.
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Hey, once I'm, um.. once I'm
done eating dinner with my mom,
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I'll come pick you up, okay?
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Wait.
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You really want to?
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay. I just...
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I mean, don't you
think that we should...
248
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,499
like, talk or something?
249
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,980
What do you wanna talk about?
250
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:54,072
The whole time we were together,
your dad was dying
251
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,353
and you didn't tell me about it.
252
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,207
Michael, I'm so sorry.
I can't even imagine
253
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,296
- what you're going through right now.
- It's.. it's fine.
254
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,691
I just..
Seriously, it's fine. I'm fine.
255
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,478
I'll see you around, Jane.
256
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,872
Michael.
257
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,146
So he broke up with you.
258
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,410
I'm not sure we were
ever actually together.
259
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,543
Well, maybe he just
wanted to keep you separate
260
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,501
from all the shit
that was going on in his life.
261
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,942
No, maybe he
just wanted to get laid.
262
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,549
I mean, having sex with you
263
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,247
was probably the best thing
in his life.
264
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,554
It's probably pretty great.
265
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:44,906
It is pretty great.
266
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,430
I'm sure it is.
267
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,825
It's too bad you blew your only
chance to experience it for yourself.
268
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,394
And that's definitely my loss.
269
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,879
Okay, well, I'm stuffed.
270
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,013
- And I'm sober. And I'm very tired.
- Wait.
271
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,622
Let's get out of here.
272
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:07,885
I got an idea.
273
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,324
Well.. Okay. Just...
274
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,679
This one's for you,
Michael Hanrahan!
275
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,247
And for you, Jodi Dunn!
276
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,662
Holy shit. We're going here.
277
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,105
"Private property.
Trespassers will be prosecuted
278
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,195
- to the full extent of the law."
- Huh.
279
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,676
That was easy. Come on.
280
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,157
Graceful.
281
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,509
We're criminals!
282
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,259
- This place is cool.
- Oh!
283
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,219
Ey! Step right up.
Step right up,
284
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,308
let's see if you're tall enough
to ride this ride.
285
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,571
Ah, young lady, you're gonna
need to take your shoes off.
286
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,268
- Okay.
- All right, let's see.
287
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,531
Aw, man.
288
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,491
- Aw, rats! Better luck next time.
- Well, guess what?
289
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,928
I didn't wanna ride
The Rockin' Tug anyway, so.
290
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,712
Ooh. "Rockin' Tug"?
291
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,540
That doesn't seem appropriate
for a kids' ride.
292
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,542
Let's go over here.
293
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,153
Come on.
294
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,121
Ooh.
295
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,345
- This is amazing.
- It is.
296
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,347
- This is also how we get arrested.
- Okay,
297
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,305
this place is clearly
out of commission.
298
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,089
Nobody's coming for us,
I promise.
299
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,310
- You promise?
- Yeah.
300
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:18,493
- Oh.
- Oh! Hi!
301
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:21,322
- Hey.
- Hi, sir, officer.
302
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,717
Are you two aware
that you're on private property?
303
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,849
Uh, yeah. We are.
304
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,721
Uh, we actually lost our car,
305
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,810
and.. and we were looking
everywhere for it,
306
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:33,334
and then we thought, "We gotta
get to the highest vantage point
307
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,858
- to.. to find it," and.. and..
- Yeah, I dared him to come up here.
308
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,339
- I should get the cops out here.
- Oh, great.
309
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,559
- Have 'em arrest you for trespassing.
- Great.
310
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,344
Okay, we'll be right down.
Come on.
311
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,358
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
312
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,759
For the ride, Carl.
Appreciate it.
313
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,718
You're a legend.
314
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,285
Okay, you got any more
breaking and entering plan,
315
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:13,374
or are we just gonna
go rob a liquor store?
316
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,550
- What do you think?
- No. I have seen the error of my ways.
317
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,684
Going straight from here on out.
318
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,426
Come on, tell me more about your checkered
past. I just.. I wanna hear it all.
319
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,602
I don't think either one of us
has enough time for that.
320
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,648
I don't have anywhere to be.
I'll start.
321
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,520
Is this how you seduce women?
322
00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:30,349
I haven't before,
but is it working?
323
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,480
No, for real.
My memory is overcrowded.
324
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:33,881
I think it
could use some unloading.
325
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,833
- Yeah. I know what you mean.
- Fuck it.
326
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,792
Let's just tell
each other everything. You know?
327
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,881
Everybody we ever
loved or tried to love.
328
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:45,537
No. That.. that sounds like
a potentially disastrous idea.
329
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:48,418
I mean, what do we have to lose? You're
never gonna see me after tonight.
330
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,371
Yeah, I.. I guess
you're right about that.
331
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,937
All right,
so I'm happy to tell you
332
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,549
a few more of
my romantic humiliations.
333
00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,943
Well, I promise not to laugh.
334
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:03,032
I already know
you well enough to know
335
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,393
- that's completely bullshit.
- I promise not to laugh much.
336
00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:09,300
Okay, then.
337
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,741
So, my senior
year of college, I met a girl.
338
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,265
A woman, actually.
339
00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,441
Hey!
340
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,965
- Are you..
- Do you know where the train station is?
341
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,663
- Sorry?
- The train?
342
00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:26,795
- Oh.
- Yeah.
343
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:30,844
Uh... yeah...
it's about ten minutes that way.
344
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:36,283
You.. Sorr..
You, uh.. you don't happen to..
345
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,980
You don't go here, do you?
346
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,679
No, I was just
visiting my cousin.
347
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,507
- What's your name?
- Uh, Will.
348
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,769
- Will.
- Hi.
349
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,771
- Hi. I'm Eve.
- Hi.
350
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:48,775
Will... will you walk
me to the train station?
351
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:53,387
Okay. Oh, I.. I..
I'd really love to.
352
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:55,607
I, uh.. I actually
have class right now,
353
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:58,740
- but...
- Ohh! No, you don't.
354
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:01,309
- Come on.
- Wha.. Okay.
355
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,316
- I'm cumming.
- Oh, I'm cumming.
356
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,232
- I'm cumming, I'm cumming.
- Me too. Okay.
357
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,105
Oh, my God.
358
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,588
- That.. that was...
- You're welcome.
359
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:28,597
Oh, my God.
360
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:32,861
Oh, come on!
361
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,168
Did that actually happen,
or did you dream it?
362
00:24:35,169 --> 00:24:36,648
I know.
363
00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,477
- She's really hot.
- I know!
364
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:42,131
I didn't know you
were a photographer.
365
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,611
Well...
366
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,134
we didn't really, uh..
367
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,659
We didn't really
do too much talking.
368
00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,095
No, I'm not a photographer.
369
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:51,271
I just..
I just take some pictures.
370
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,229
I'm not really sure
what I wanna be yet.
371
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,754
I think
it's really clear what you are.
372
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,540
Get dressed. And pack a bag.
373
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,761
- We gotta go.
- Wait, what? Where are we going?
374
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:05,547
You showed me your room,
and now I'm gonna show you mine.
375
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:27,481
- Hi!
- Welcome home!
376
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,570
This is Justine.
She's my roommate.
377
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,267
- Hi.
- This is Will.
378
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:33,182
I just found him
at Courtney's school.
379
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:36,446
Oh, higher education.
Welcome to lower education.
380
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:39,580
I've heard that you don't come
empty-handed to a party.
381
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,540
Actually,
my mom told me that, so.
382
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:44,280
Oh, your mother
is a good woman, Will.
383
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:47,283
- Never forget that.
- Okay, leave room for God.
384
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,503
- I have to change. Sorry.
- Here you go.
385
00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:51,201
Jesus, Eve.
386
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,768
Little past
your friend's bedtime.
387
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:56,205
This is Will.
He's visiting for the weekend.
388
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:57,729
So what do you do, Will?
389
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,905
Feel free to make something up.
390
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:02,472
Nobody at this party knows what
they came to New York to do.
391
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:04,344
What did you come
to New York to do, Noah?
392
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,607
I can't remember why
I came to New York
393
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,262
except to sleep with you, Eve.
394
00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,482
Why are you here, kid?
395
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,137
To sleep with Eve.
396
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,227
Well played, young man.
397
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,415
- Okay. All right, okay.
- What?
398
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,592
- Take it easy. I'm not going anywhere.
- Sorry.
399
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,113
Whoo, I don't think I'm gonna
make that last train back tonight.
400
00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:40,554
What drugs did you take, exactly?
401
00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:42,861
Justine gave me
those blue pills,
402
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,471
and then some purple pills.
403
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:46,516
She gave you
blue and purple pills?
404
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:48,257
- Blue and purple.
- Wait, really?
405
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,911
- Wait, what?
- Well, how many did you take?
406
00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,565
I don't know, like, three?
Or four?
407
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:53,654
- Three or four?
- Yeah?
408
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,048
- We have to call an ambulance!
- We have to call an ambulance?
409
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:58,224
- What is the number?
- For an amb.. 911?
410
00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,922
What..
411
00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:02,489
Hello, is this the ambulance?
412
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,665
I have an emergency!
413
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,581
You're.. you..
You are so full of shit.
414
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:12,412
- I like this chick.
- Yeah, I did too.
415
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,457
I pretty much lived
with her in New York,
416
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,199
and then I'd just take the train
back whenever I had a test.
417
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,899
So you dropped out of school without
actually having to drop out of school.
418
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,901
I put in a bare minimum
amount of effort.
419
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,294
Hmm.
420
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,210
Kinda sensing a pattern here.
421
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,483
Yeah.
422
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:50,972
She wants to fuck you.
423
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,105
What? No, she doesn't.
424
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:55,368
If you went to talk to her,
you could take her home in,
425
00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:56,805
like, three minutes.
426
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,640
Do you want me to take her home?
427
00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:08,641
I just want you to know
you could if you wanted to.
428
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:12,342
What if I don't want to?
429
00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:18,007
Then you're gonna
come home with me.
430
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,874
- Come on.
- Where are we going?
431
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:26,182
- It's an Irish goodbye.
- What's an Irish goodbye?
432
00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:29,708
Suddenly, you're just...
not there.
433
00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:35,234
Okay, so you passed the test.
434
00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:37,716
I mean,
now when I think about it...
435
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,588
there were a lot of tests.
436
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,850
I guess it's gonna be a month
437
00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:44,200
before I can
come visit you again.
438
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,683
Why do you have to
go back to school?
439
00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:51,816
'Cause I have to graduate.
440
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,209
You do? Why?
441
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:55,646
I don't know, but...
442
00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:58,736
Imagine. My parents
would freak out if I..
443
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,302
Oh, my God.
444
00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,044
Who cares
what your parents think?
445
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:06,222
Besides, I'll miss you.
446
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:18,147
Hey. Can I ask you something?
447
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:20,759
What?
448
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:24,849
Why do you wanna be with me?
449
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,502
You're irresistible.
450
00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:27,939
No, come on.
I'm ser.. I'm serious.
451
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:29,288
Why.. Can't..
452
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,680
Can you tell me, like, why..
453
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,466
Why do you wanna be with me?
454
00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:39,125
Because every other guy I've ever
been with has been really judgmental,
455
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:43,869
and they walk through the world
with their arms crossed.
456
00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:50,571
You always have your arms open,
and it's beautiful.
457
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:55,888
Who wouldn't
fall in love with that?
458
00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:01,321
You love me?
459
00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:05,629
Yeah.
460
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:47,628
The Irish goodbye.
461
00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:49,848
You ever see her again?
462
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,983
I called her a few times,
but she never picked up.
463
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:56,985
I don't blame her, though.
464
00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:59,595
She should've known better,
465
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:01,076
getting involved
with a college guy.
466
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,997
I bet she didn't tell anyone she
loved them for a while after that.
467
00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:12,217
You were so young! Okay?
468
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,089
You didn't know
any other way to leave.
469
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:17,526
I just wish I would've
ended things more gracefully.
470
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,833
Yeah, but she was..
She was sick of dating these
471
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:22,009
broken guys
who screwed her over,
472
00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:25,230
so she found a wide-eyed boy
she thought wouldn't hurt her.
473
00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:29,626
But you get hurt the most by people
you think couldn't possibly hurt you.
474
00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,063
Mmm.
475
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,371
Where'd you learn that?
476
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,984
Well, that is
another story entirely.
477
00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:44,553
Come in.
478
00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:47,034
Hi. Professor Fielding?
479
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,949
Please don't
call me "Professor."
480
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,385
That makes me feel
like I'm supposed to
481
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:52,040
actually profess something.
482
00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:56,915
- I'm Wallace.
- Yeah, I know. Hi.
483
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,699
I'm Jane.
484
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:00,875
Nice to meet you, Jane.
485
00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,183
You know what? I should..
486
00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:07,272
I should actually get back.
487
00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,969
You.. What's wrong?
488
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,059
Nothing. I just..
489
00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:13,104
I just have a deadline,
490
00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:14,976
and I wanna get an early
start tomorrow, so.
491
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,257
- Really nice afternoon.
- Yeah.
492
00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:37,564
I mean it.
493
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,393
It really was.
494
00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:43,918
I'm sad that you have to go.
495
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,529
Yeah, me too.
496
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,706
Would you like
to have my number?
497
00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:53,144
Yes, I would.
498
00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:54,865
I would definitely like
to have your number.
499
00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,453
- Just...
- Here.
500
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,238
Call me anytime, okay?
501
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:02,022
If you're in the mood for pie
or trespassing,
502
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,763
or you just wanna hear some more
503
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:05,373
embarrassing stories
about my love life,
504
00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:06,635
you know I got
an endless supply.
505
00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,159
Well, you never know.
506
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,464
I might
just take you up on that.
507
00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:10,727
Sounds good.
508
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:39,233
Oh, my God, you're the guy
from the coat closet.
509
00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:40,756
Oh, God...
510
00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:42,149
That was awesome.
511
00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,803
Wait, what? Really?
512
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:45,805
I've been to
so many weddings this year,
513
00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:48,025
they're all starting
to blend together.
514
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,028
But... I'm definitely not
gonna forget this one.
515
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,856
Hey, I'm happy to be of service.
516
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,076
You deserve a drink.
517
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,512
I do.
518
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:58,861
Can I buy you a drink?
519
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:00,038
It's an open bar.
520
00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:01,996
Right.
521
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:04,694
Can I buy you a free drink?
522
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:12,093
Will you excuse me?
523
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,314
Sure...
524
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,085
Hello?
525
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,435
Hi.
526
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:53,133
You know, I was actually just
making you a Spotify playlist
527
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,787
like an eighth grader
with a crush.
528
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,615
That is adorable.
529
00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,618
Yeah. It was pretty
fucking cute.
530
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:04,711
So, when I was in college,
I met a guy named Elton.
531
00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:08,148
It was my senior year,
and I had just about
532
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,456
given up hope of meeting
anyone interesting.
533
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:18,724
Hey, man.
534
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,900
- Dre! Hey.
- What's up?
535
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,467
How you doing, man?
We good?
536
00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:23,859
Yeah, what you need?
537
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,253
I don't know. Last night..
538
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,170
One second.
539
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:37,526
Hi.
540
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:39,746
Hi.
541
00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:42,704
You're out
on a school night, huh?
542
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:46,360
Yeah, ev.. everyone
goes out on Thursdays, so.
543
00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:49,843
Yeah. Seems that way.
544
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,847
So, do you go to school here?
545
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:55,196
For now, yes.
546
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,372
Can I buy you a drink?
547
00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:00,158
Okay.
548
00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:03,986
Cool. Andre, may I please
get the usual?
549
00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:06,903
- And...
- Oh, um...
550
00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:10,559
um, vodka cranberry, please.
551
00:36:10,994 --> 00:36:12,474
You got an ID?
552
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:15,476
Mm-hmm, yeah! No, I..
I definitely have it.
553
00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:17,217
- I saw it earlier. She has it.
- Somewhere.
554
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,088
- I just had it, I swear.
- Oh! God, I've got it.
555
00:36:19,089 --> 00:36:20,308
I've...
556
00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,270
I was holding onto it
this whole time.
557
00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:28,316
Wow.
558
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:31,841
Isn't she perfect?
559
00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:38,718
Ooh, Elton.
560
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:44,288
Yeah. I fell
for him pretty hard.
561
00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:48,336
Which is the inspiration that
leads Hardy to write this novel.
562
00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:52,601
So, who can remind me what
we were discussing on Wednesday?
563
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:58,390
We were focused on the nature of Hardy's
attitude toward Tess's virginity.
564
00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:03,569
How did this book challenge
sexual morals of Victorianism?
565
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:08,268
Hardy had an attitude that was
counterpoint to the role that
566
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,923
women were expected to play..
567
00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:17,886
Hi, yes. Sorry, I'm..
So sorry I'm late,
568
00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,280
but I just.. I had one question.
569
00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:24,066
Um, I'm wondering how this relates
to Kierkegaard's existentialism?
570
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:29,376
Specifically his belief that
God's silence is actually God.
571
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:32,901
Kierkegaard. Sorry, who are you?
Are you even in this class?
572
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:36,645
Uh, well, not according to
Kierkegaard.
573
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,560
Anyway! If you'll excuse me,
Professor..
574
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:41,083
If you really are one..
575
00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:43,303
I require this young woman for
576
00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:46,699
an experiment
in transcendentalism.
577
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,614
Yes. The rest of you...
farewell.
578
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:52,574
And good luck!
This class is boring.
579
00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:55,142
So sorry.
580
00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,495
Did you see his face?
581
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:03,541
Oh, my God. That made my day.
582
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,195
Huh.
583
00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:09,809
Huh... everybody's spying on us.
584
00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:13,029
Oh, yeah? Hey, why is that?
585
00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:16,256
Well, clearly they wanna know
the secret to everlasting love.
586
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,996
Wha..
587
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:27,260
Yeah, um, right there.
588
00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:29,741
That guy. See him?
He's taking photos of us
589
00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:31,308
to send back to his
contacts in Russia.
590
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,657
Yeah.
591
00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:34,006
What is the Russian government
592
00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:35,703
gonna do with everlasting love?
593
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:37,304
Start a disinformation
campaign about it?
594
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,534
I'm dead serious, Jane.
595
00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:46,324
And none of this
set off any alarm bells?
596
00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:50,980
Well, historically, I am tone
deaf when it comes to alarm bells.
597
00:38:58,423 --> 00:38:59,988
Jane!
598
00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:01,903
No.. Look up.
599
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,731
- Oh, my God. Elton!
- Hey!
600
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,820
What are you doing up there?
601
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,953
I wanted to proclaim my love
for you from the..
602
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:10,172
The highest thing on campus!
603
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:12,740
Okay, are you sure you're not
the highest thing on campus?
604
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:15,003
- Get down!
- I'm not currently!
605
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:17,919
- Look, Ma, no meds!
- Elton, please get down from there!
606
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,008
- You're gonna get in trouble.
- Hey!
607
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:22,228
- Oh, trouble?
- What's going on here?
608
00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:23,795
- Oh, God.
- You're the trouble I'm in!
609
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,449
You're the trouble
I'll never get out of!
610
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,712
Come on, kid, get off the roof.
611
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,627
Is he your boyfriend?
Is he.. is he drunk?
612
00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,717
No, no, no, no, no! Don't!
Don't talk to him, Jane.
613
00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:35,372
Listen, he's just trying to
help you, all right? Just...
614
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,201
I don't need any help!
615
00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:43,598
Elton, please, just..
616
00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:46,253
Elton...
617
00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:54,348
Supposed to be romantic.
618
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,524
Oh, my God.
619
00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:10,712
So you never saw him again?
620
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,157
You missed the memo
about Casual Fridays.
621
00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:24,160
You must be so embarrassed.
622
00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:30,297
Hey.
623
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,653
Look, before we get
into anything,
624
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:42,701
I want to apologize for, um...
625
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,484
my little rooftop stunt.
626
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,747
No, you don't need to apologize.
627
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:49,011
Well...
628
00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:52,057
as you can see, my mother
got a little carried away.
629
00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:54,494
Decided I needed a vacation.
630
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:57,106
Well, I'm glad you get a break.
631
00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:01,459
You know, in a couple of weeks,
632
00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:03,982
if I play my cards right,
633
00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:05,637
I could probably
get out of here.
634
00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:08,987
I mean, you shouldn't..
635
00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:11,077
You shouldn't rush it, right?
636
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,079
We can spend the summer
in Paris.
637
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,037
Let's just..
638
00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:19,215
Let's just take it
one step at a time, okay?
639
00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:23,698
Oh...
640
00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:27,702
Wa.. was that pity?
641
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:32,010
What? No.
No, that wasn't pity. I..
642
00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:33,577
Why did.. why'd you come here?
643
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:36,188
To see you.
I wanna help you get better.
644
00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:37,711
- Get better. Uh, uh..
- Yeah.
645
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:40,148
At what, exactly?
Better.. better at what?
646
00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:42,455
- Well, I.. I can help take care of you.
- Jesus. I..
647
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,718
- I.. N..
- I can take care of myself.
648
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,807
No, please,
Elton.. Elton, I'm sorry.
649
00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:49,462
That.. that's not..
That's not what I meant.
650
00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:52,031
- Um..
- Okay? I'm sorry. Elton...
651
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:55,425
I'm sorry, Jane.
652
00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,995
That was rude of me.
653
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:02,041
You know, why..
Why don't we, um..
654
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:04,564
Why don't we get
back to planning Paris?
655
00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:07,307
God, it's the City of Lights.
656
00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:11,659
It also has a weird amount
of snail preparation.
657
00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:13,400
We should stay in...
658
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:25,847
God, I hated leaving him
like that. It just...
659
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,591
I was so young.
I didn't know what to do.
660
00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:33,375
- Yeah, that must have been so hard.
- Yeah.
661
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,464
I guess I felt like
if I didn't get out then,
662
00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:38,947
I'd just wash away with him.
663
00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:43,604
Hey, where are you exactly?
664
00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:46,476
A beach.
665
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:50,349
It's not too far, I don't think.
666
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:52,831
If I drop you a pin,
could you come pick me up?
667
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,051
Yeah.
668
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,545
Hi.
669
00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:13,678
Hi.
670
00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:29,302
You know, my mom was depressed
for most of my childhood.
671
00:43:31,434 --> 00:43:33,698
She practically stayed in bed
for an entire year.
672
00:43:36,135 --> 00:43:38,833
And my dad would always try
to pretend that it was normal,
673
00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:43,708
but we were just...
consumed by her sadness.
674
00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:51,846
I just, like, would try to avoid
going home as much as I could.
675
00:43:52,978 --> 00:43:55,763
And then so did my dad.
676
00:43:58,592 --> 00:44:00,028
Did they separate?
677
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,422
Yeah.
678
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,599
Yeah, mine too.
679
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,952
- I was three when it happened.
- Mmm.
680
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,695
It's actually my first memory.
681
00:44:15,696 --> 00:44:20,613
I.. I remember, I was standing
at the top of the staircase,
682
00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:26,185
and I was looking down the stairs at all
of my dad's suitcases at the front door.
683
00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:28,316
Yeah.
684
00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:29,796
- That's messed up.
- Yeah.
685
00:44:29,797 --> 00:44:31,625
I mean, between the two of us...
686
00:44:36,108 --> 00:44:38,545
Ugh. You never
get over that shit.
687
00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:42,767
You know what?
688
00:44:44,203 --> 00:44:46,421
- What?
- I'm starving.
689
00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:48,162
Are you? Are you always hungry?
690
00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:50,164
- I'm always hungry.
- You're always hungry.
691
00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:52,645
- Let's go.
- There's nothing like childhood trauma to just
692
00:44:52,646 --> 00:44:56,128
get the appetite going.
693
00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,337
This is from the playlist
I made you.
694
00:45:33,121 --> 00:45:34,340
I like it.
695
00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:42,478
Oh, wait. Pull over.
Please, let's pull up here.
696
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,845
Oh, shit. It's closed.
697
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:03,978
Come on. Since when
do you care what signs say?
698
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,633
Watch me smooth-talk
our way into this place.
699
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:11,246
♪ If you keep leaving me
700
00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,295
Well, this looks
like a lively bunch.
701
00:46:17,296 --> 00:46:19,602
Oh, yeah. Real rager.
702
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:27,044
I don't do buffets.
703
00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:28,915
- What?
- I'm really bad at buffets.
704
00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:31,048
I end up just piling the ribs
on top of the sushi.
705
00:46:31,049 --> 00:46:32,963
- It's a whole mess.
- How can you be bad at buffets?
706
00:46:32,964 --> 00:46:35,008
What does that even mean?
707
00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:37,576
Look, the joy of a buffet
is you just get another plate.
708
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,360
- You can do that?
- Yeah, there are no rules.
709
00:46:39,361 --> 00:46:41,101
- You can get two plates?
- Hey there!
710
00:46:41,102 --> 00:46:42,799
Who are you?
711
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,539
Are you related to us?
712
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:46,628
Do I have children
I don't know about?
713
00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:49,196
Please! Look at
the bone structure on these two.
714
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,808
They're gorgeous.
715
00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:53,332
Who the hell are you two?
716
00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:55,855
- Uh... we are...
- We are...
717
00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:58,292
- a...
- a couple of party crashers.
718
00:46:58,293 --> 00:46:59,990
- Crashers?
- Yeah.
719
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,861
Oh, I love it.
720
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:03,559
It's a party now, huh, Olivia?
721
00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,344
Well, if you're gonna crash
our anniversary party,
722
00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:08,520
- you handsome boy...
- Who, me?
723
00:47:08,521 --> 00:47:11,305
Yes, you.
You better dance with me.
724
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,612
Okay, but you gotta teach me,
'cause I got two left feet.
725
00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,876
- Have fun.
- Right this way, sir.
726
00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:20,227
This guy gonna keep his hands
to himself out there?
727
00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:22,142
Well, if recent history
is any guide,
728
00:47:22,143 --> 00:47:24,102
you have nothing to worry about.
729
00:47:25,016 --> 00:47:26,277
That your wife?
730
00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:27,627
No.
731
00:47:28,323 --> 00:47:29,933
We just met, actually.
732
00:47:29,934 --> 00:47:31,717
- No!
- Yeah.
733
00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:33,850
- Forty goddamn years.
- Wow!
734
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,983
I deserve a medal.
Hell, I deserve a trophy!
735
00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:39,159
She deserves one too.
736
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,944
When I coached Little League,
737
00:47:40,945 --> 00:47:43,338
all the kids got trophies
just for not giving up.
738
00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:46,993
So is that what you're here
celebrating tonight?
739
00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:48,777
Not giving up?
740
00:47:48,778 --> 00:47:50,824
Not givin' up
is what it's all about.
741
00:47:51,477 --> 00:47:53,479
So do you have
any marriage advice?
742
00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:56,350
Ah... separate bathrooms.
743
00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,004
Hmm. That's your big tip?
744
00:47:58,005 --> 00:47:59,528
Well, it helps.
745
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,443
A little.
746
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,664
Thank you.
747
00:48:05,665 --> 00:48:07,622
Hey, thank you very much.
748
00:48:07,623 --> 00:48:10,061
All right.
So, should we go get them?
749
00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:12,889
- Thank you so much.
- That was so nice.
750
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,152
You mind if I cut in?
751
00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:16,719
Are you kidding me?
Of course I mind!
752
00:48:18,025 --> 00:48:19,548
But I'll live.
753
00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:21,681
- I'll live.
- Thank you.
754
00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:26,381
- May I have this dance?
- You may.
755
00:48:57,673 --> 00:49:00,588
I thought I was gonna lose you
to Eddie for the night.
756
00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:02,112
"Party crasher!"
757
00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:03,809
Did not sound like him.
758
00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,210
Doesn't sound anything
like him, no.
759
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,864
So... now what?
760
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:20,348
Do you have a hotel room?
761
00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:23,611
- I have a motel room.
- Hmm.
762
00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:25,744
It's a really nice motel.
763
00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:27,702
- They got a pool.
- Mmm.
764
00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:29,443
There's a bunch
of dead leaves in it.
765
00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:31,141
And they have a vending machine
that sells combs.
766
00:49:31,142 --> 00:49:33,317
- Ooh!
- If you need a comb.
767
00:49:33,318 --> 00:49:35,146
Well, I have been looking
for a good comb, so.
768
00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:42,369
Look...
before we go any further..
769
00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,720
- Who said that we're going any further?
- Nobody.
770
00:49:47,114 --> 00:49:48,724
What?
771
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:52,815
Do you have a girlfriend, Will?
772
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:56,296
And let me be clear.
By "girlfriend," I mean
773
00:49:56,297 --> 00:49:58,646
"Do you have any significant
relationships in your life
774
00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:01,259
that might come up
at a later time?"
775
00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:08,483
I've had too many girlfriends
over the past couple years.
776
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:13,488
But... really, they were all
just versions of the same thing.
777
00:50:16,883 --> 00:50:18,449
I hear you're the photographer.
778
00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,103
Yeah. My condolences.
779
00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:22,454
Is that a friend of yours?
780
00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:25,325
Her? Oh, no. She's my dentist.
No, I'm just kidding.
781
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,979
No, I don't know
any of these people.
782
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:29,068
They're just moments
that caught my eye,
783
00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:31,505
and then I took pictures of 'em
and threw 'em up on a wall.
784
00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:33,639
Well, self-deprecation
will get you everywhere.
785
00:50:34,379 --> 00:50:35,902
Cheers.
786
00:50:36,424 --> 00:50:38,730
Wait, that's that bar
in Greenpoint?
787
00:50:38,731 --> 00:50:40,079
Yeah, yeah, with the ping-pong.
788
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,515
I love ping-pong.
789
00:50:41,516 --> 00:50:43,344
What? You trying to lose?
790
00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:45,215
You know how to get there?
791
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:46,434
I'm sure I could find it.
792
00:50:48,349 --> 00:50:51,308
Oh, From Russia with Love
is the best Bond movie!
793
00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:53,092
- I'd love to see it sometime.
- Oh, yeah?
794
00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:55,007
I got a copy at my place.
We should watch it.
795
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:56,661
When?
796
00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:59,491
Let me check my schedule.
How about... now?
797
00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:02,493
Sure.
798
00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:04,583
That just sounds terrible.
799
00:51:05,323 --> 00:51:07,324
I'm not proud of any of this.
800
00:51:07,325 --> 00:51:08,716
Really?
801
00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:10,328
Not even a little bit?
802
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:14,200
Not anymore.
803
00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:16,985
So, you're sure you don't
want me to come with you?
804
00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:19,945
Yeah, it's just an engagement party for
this guy I used to play in a band with.
805
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:22,382
Well, look, I'd love to get
a little window into your past.
806
00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:24,863
- I'm barely gonna know anyone.
- If I come, you'll know me.
807
00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:26,299
Okay...
808
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,911
I.. Sorry.
809
00:51:30,478 --> 00:51:32,524
- What are we doing?
- What do you mean?
810
00:51:32,785 --> 00:51:35,092
Well, you clearly don't wanna
be with me anymore, so.
811
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,876
Can you not? Please,
can you not be so paranoid?
812
00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:39,921
I'm gonna text you
when I come home.
813
00:51:39,922 --> 00:51:42,042
Hey, hey. I promise, I'll text
you as soon as I leave.
814
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,624
I have to do everything for you?
815
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:47,800
What do you mean?
816
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:52,196
I'm leaving.
817
00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:03,684
So for the last year
I've been single.
818
00:52:03,685 --> 00:52:05,599
And I know it doesn't
seem like it, but I..
819
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,640
I've been trying really hard
to get my act together.
820
00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:15,174
Look, it's not like I don't
come with my own complications.
821
00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:16,524
Don't tell me: you're married.
822
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,483
Almost.
823
00:52:19,353 --> 00:52:20,746
Wait, almost? I was joking.
824
00:52:22,835 --> 00:52:24,488
I was set up on a blind date
825
00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:26,795
with a lawyer named Mark.
826
00:52:27,274 --> 00:52:30,886
I hate blind dates,
and I thought I hated lawyers.
827
00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:33,061
- Jane? Hi, I'm Mark.
- Hi.
828
00:52:33,062 --> 00:52:34,193
- Hey.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
829
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,283
Oh, that's okay. Oh, I..
830
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:38,850
I didn't realize we were
going somewhere dressy.
831
00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:40,895
- I would've..
- Oh, no, no. I just came from work.
832
00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:42,506
- Oh.
- Yeah. I'm good. You look great.
833
00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,203
- Thanks.
- Shall we?
834
00:52:44,204 --> 00:52:45,379
- Yeah.
- All right, great.
835
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:57,477
- All right. Mom is Kit, Dad is... Drew.
- Yes! Yes.
836
00:52:57,478 --> 00:53:00,306
They have a tendency to wear
identical Irish wool sweaters,
837
00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:02,090
so sometimes it's hard
to tell them apart.
838
00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:04,136
And they also
have an Irish wool rug,
839
00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:06,225
so sometimes it's hard to
tell them apart from the rug.
840
00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:08,575
Ah. Now you're just
making stuff up.
841
00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:10,621
No, I spent
a whole night one time
842
00:53:10,622 --> 00:53:12,318
talking to my dad about
the difference between
843
00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:14,233
nautical miles and actual miles.
844
00:53:14,234 --> 00:53:15,756
Turns out I was
talking to the rug.
845
00:53:15,757 --> 00:53:18,585
- And Todd is your brother. Todd.
- Yeah.
846
00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:20,848
- Okay.
- Yeah, he's our, uh, pride and joy.
847
00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:23,460
Kicked out of three schools for
drugs I've never even heard of.
848
00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:25,636
- Oh.
- You know, sometimes I wonder how
849
00:53:25,637 --> 00:53:27,290
he even finds out
about 'em, you know?
850
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:30,858
Like, some special newsletter
for fuck-ups?
851
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:32,470
I think I get that newsletter.
852
00:53:35,647 --> 00:53:36,865
Not anymore, you don't.
853
00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:40,695
Ready?
854
00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:42,610
Yeah.
855
00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:47,397
Who wants sangria?
856
00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:48,876
Oh, wow!
857
00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:50,574
- Mom, thanks.
- Ahh.
858
00:53:50,575 --> 00:53:51,923
It's my special recipe.
859
00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:53,751
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
860
00:53:53,752 --> 00:53:55,275
Yes. Oh, okay. Sure.
861
00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,668
Well, okay.
862
00:53:57,669 --> 00:53:59,018
That's nice.
863
00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:12,509
I.. I went to a summer camp
near here when I was a kid.
864
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:14,946
- Oh!
- Yeah, I remember this one night,
865
00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:16,991
I.. I got really trashed,
866
00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:21,258
- and I tripped and I.. I fell into a ravine.
- Oh...
867
00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:24,782
Um... yeah, and I.. I got
stuck there the entire night.
868
00:54:24,783 --> 00:54:26,653
- It was.. it was crazy.
- Ah.
869
00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:28,916
Boys didn't help
you get out of there?
870
00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:31,528
Oh, no. No, they ran off.
They left me there.
871
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:35,619
Oh. Well, that is just terrible
that somebody would do that.
872
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:38,230
I only hope they were prosecuted
to the fullest extent of the law.
873
00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:41,189
Todd's being sarcastic.
874
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:44,411
One of his many charms.
875
00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:48,675
So, Jane, uh, Mark tells us
you are a journalist.
876
00:54:48,676 --> 00:54:50,068
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, where do you work?
877
00:54:50,069 --> 00:54:52,418
I freelance.
878
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:53,854
- Oh!
- Ooh.
879
00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:55,553
Oh, I could never manage that.
880
00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:57,337
- Too stressful.
- Yes.
881
00:54:59,034 --> 00:55:02,080
Actually, I like not knowing
where my next job is coming from.
882
00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,082
Keeps me on my toes.
883
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:07,304
And it means that no one
can tie me down, you know?
884
00:55:07,913 --> 00:55:10,044
Well, uh, why don't I just
get right to the reason
885
00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,524
- that we're here, then?
- Okay.
886
00:55:11,525 --> 00:55:14,702
All right. Um, Jane and I...
887
00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:16,878
are engaged.
888
00:55:19,490 --> 00:55:21,143
Wait, you were engaged?
889
00:55:21,492 --> 00:55:22,797
Ohh!
890
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:27,627
- Yeah, we're so happy.
- Thanks. Yeah.
891
00:55:27,628 --> 00:55:28,976
Color me surprised!
892
00:55:28,977 --> 00:55:30,544
When was this?
893
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:32,458
Three months ago.
894
00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:35,288
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
895
00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:38,029
I really wouldn't expect you
to be with a guy like, uh...
896
00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:39,510
what was his name?
897
00:55:39,988 --> 00:55:41,555
- Mark.
- Mark. Yeah.
898
00:55:42,382 --> 00:55:44,992
I mean, I wouldn't expect you to
get engaged to a guy like that.
899
00:55:44,993 --> 00:55:48,213
Okay, what kind of guy would
you expect me to get engaged to?
900
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:50,084
I don't know. Like, a cynical...
901
00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:54,262
you know, dark,
brooding guy with a neck tattoo?
902
00:55:54,263 --> 00:55:57,092
Well.. well, that is
incredibly insulting.
903
00:55:57,528 --> 00:55:59,529
But I see what you mean.
904
00:55:59,530 --> 00:56:02,315
Okay, so what was so special
about this fuddy-duddy?
905
00:56:04,230 --> 00:56:07,711
- I guess I was just tired of the drama, you know?
- Mm-hmm.
906
00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:09,844
I was willing to accept
the bargain.
907
00:56:10,192 --> 00:56:11,411
What bargain?
908
00:56:13,544 --> 00:56:17,460
That by capping my levels
of pleasure and pain
909
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:21,246
and generally committing to the
virtues of relative happiness
910
00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:24,598
in return, I'd get some
sort of stable life.
911
00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:27,296
- Right.
- Wrong, actually.
912
00:56:27,819 --> 00:56:31,126
Our engagement lasted 13 days.
913
00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:43,094
- Hey, Todd.
- Hey.
914
00:56:43,095 --> 00:56:45,270
Are you looking for Mark?
915
00:56:45,271 --> 00:56:47,665
- He's at softball practice until 4:30.
- I know.
916
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:52,495
Actually, uh...
I came to see you.
917
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:53,801
Oh.
918
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:57,762
- Are.. Is everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
919
00:56:58,066 --> 00:57:00,285
Uh, can I come in?
920
00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:01,896
Yeah, of course. Come in.
921
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:08,163
This is pretty much the only
cocktail I know how to make.
922
00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:13,168
Basically just
tastes like a candy bar.
923
00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:15,954
I kinda have a crush on you.
924
00:57:18,522 --> 00:57:20,088
I.. I had to tell you.
925
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,700
I stop during the day,
I wonder what you're doing.
926
00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:24,919
Like, all the time.
927
00:57:27,705 --> 00:57:29,880
Thank you.
That's.. that's very flattering.
928
00:57:29,881 --> 00:57:32,361
I'm not as crazy
as Mark makes me out to be.
929
00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:36,365
I'm just not so good at,
you know, being in denial.
930
00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:39,717
Well, you're young.
You'll improve.
931
00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:43,937
Look, I'm serious.
932
00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:45,591
I can't stop thinking about you.
933
00:57:45,592 --> 00:57:47,464
Well, you should probably try.
934
00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:49,466
Okay? Because
I'm marrying your brother.
935
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,425
You're the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
936
00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:55,384
And Mark?
937
00:57:56,516 --> 00:57:58,213
Okay, he's boring.
938
00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:00,781
You don't love him.
939
00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:03,654
I know it. You know it.
940
00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:06,570
- Do I?
- You're settling.
941
00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:10,181
- And you're gonna regret it.
- Okay, Todd.
942
00:58:10,182 --> 00:58:12,792
You're a junior in college,
all right? This is a crush.
943
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:14,969
It will burn off
in a month or two. I promise.
944
00:58:17,842 --> 00:58:20,887
Yeah? You should ask him
to tell you the location
945
00:58:20,888 --> 00:58:24,283
of any specific
freckle on your body.
946
00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:26,981
Ask him if he's got
any of them memorized.
947
00:58:28,896 --> 00:58:30,332
I do.
948
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:37,252
You should go now.
949
00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:59,144
Good evening.
Can I help you, ma'am?
950
00:59:04,236 --> 00:59:05,542
Hey, hey.
951
00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:10,502
Everything all right?
952
00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:13,462
I have to tell you something.
953
00:59:15,377 --> 00:59:16,640
Okay.
954
00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:20,120
But, I mean, you..
You should know
955
00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:21,687
that you don't
have to tell me anything.
956
00:59:21,688 --> 00:59:23,168
Only if you want to.
957
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:28,912
Well, I thought the whole point
of marriage was, you know,
958
00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:32,263
to.. to tell each other
everything, to not keep secrets.
959
00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:36,573
People always have secrets.
And that's okay, you know?
960
00:59:37,008 --> 00:59:39,140
Little bit of mystery's
a good thing, isn't it?
961
00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,057
I slept with your brother.
962
00:59:58,507 --> 00:59:59,987
You slept with his brother?
963
01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:02,947
Ooh.
964
01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:05,863
I gotta keep you
away from my family.
965
01:00:08,256 --> 01:00:10,127
I mean, it's impressive, though.
966
01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:12,042
Why torpedo something
when you can just...
967
01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:14,349
nuke it instead?
968
01:00:14,785 --> 01:00:18,135
Yeah, well,
my self-loathing reached
969
01:00:18,136 --> 01:00:19,398
new levels with this one.
970
01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:22,530
I guess that's part
of the reason why
971
01:00:22,531 --> 01:00:24,707
I came on so strong
today at the wedding.
972
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:27,100
I thought it was 'cause
I was so handsome and charming.
973
01:00:27,101 --> 01:00:31,497
- No. You literally could have been anyone.
- Got it.
974
01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:45,250
So now what?
975
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:50,776
Well, what do you do when you've
told each other everything
976
01:00:50,777 --> 01:00:52,909
and you didn't
run for the hills?
977
01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:13,365
- Oh!
- Oh, shit.
978
01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:21,720
- Okay.
- Are you gonna hold it against me that
979
01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:23,243
our first time was
in a cheap motel?
980
01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:24,985
It's better than a coat closet.
981
01:01:27,727 --> 01:01:31,035
- Wait.
- You fucking with me?
982
01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:34,602
No, I'm serious.
Just... hold on.
983
01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:36,997
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
984
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,784
Look,
if we're really gonna do this,
985
01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:43,438
I have to tell you
about someone else.
986
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:46,137
- Okay.
- And I.. I tried to..
987
01:01:47,181 --> 01:01:48,487
I tried to tell you earlier.
988
01:01:54,928 --> 01:01:56,929
His name was Wallace Fielding,
989
01:01:56,930 --> 01:02:00,150
and we met while I was
finishing my master's.
990
01:02:00,151 --> 01:02:01,718
Come in.
991
01:02:02,066 --> 01:02:04,721
Hi. Professor Fielding?
992
01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:06,983
Please don't
call me "Professor."
993
01:02:06,984 --> 01:02:08,767
That makes me feel
like I'm supposed to
994
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,727
actually profess something.
995
01:02:11,989 --> 01:02:14,643
- I'm Wallace.
- Yeah, I know. Hi.
996
01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:16,863
I'm Jane.
997
01:02:17,298 --> 01:02:18,952
- Nice to meet you, Jane.
- You too.
998
01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:23,130
Wow. Timbers At Dawn...
999
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,828
that book changed my life.
I just have to tell you.
1000
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:28,656
- Stop. You didn't read that.
- I did, many times.
1001
01:02:28,657 --> 01:02:31,355
- I'm sorry.
- No. I was actually wondering, do you have a second to...
1002
01:02:31,356 --> 01:02:33,270
chat, or is it a bad time?
1003
01:02:33,271 --> 01:02:36,142
Uh, it's actually
the perfect time,
1004
01:02:36,143 --> 01:02:39,319
- because I don't wanna grade these papers right now.
- Great, well.
1005
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,409
- I'd love to chat.
- You're welcome, then.
1006
01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:46,805
Thank you so much for taking
the time to speak with me.
1007
01:02:46,806 --> 01:02:48,807
I.. I know that
you must be really busy.
1008
01:02:48,808 --> 01:02:51,332
Busy. Yes. But with what?
1009
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:56,423
I took this job because
I needed a regular salary
1010
01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:58,599
that would allow me to write
in peace, but the truth is,
1011
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,602
it just means I have an excuse
not to write it all.
1012
01:03:02,953 --> 01:03:04,824
So, what do you do, then?
1013
01:03:08,132 --> 01:03:10,003
- You really wanna know?
- Yeah, I do.
1014
01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:14,137
I.. I binge reality TV,
1015
01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:17,793
like the show about
the Alaskan crab fisherman.
1016
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,620
It's riveting, honestly.
1017
01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:22,188
This, uh, is it. This is me.
1018
01:03:22,189 --> 01:03:25,236
- Oh. Wow, it's so nice.
- Yeah.
1019
01:03:29,936 --> 01:03:31,677
I forget how this is done.
1020
01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:35,768
How.. how what is done?
1021
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,134
How I'm supposed to
invite you in.
1022
01:03:41,034 --> 01:03:43,645
I could offer you a drink,
but I don't drink anymore.
1023
01:03:44,168 --> 01:03:48,171
Or I'd ask you if you wanna see
my etchings, but I don't etch.
1024
01:03:48,172 --> 01:03:51,436
- Do you etch?
- No, sadly, I do not.
1025
01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:54,831
I would like to come in.
1026
01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:58,791
- Really?
- Yeah.
1027
01:04:10,716 --> 01:04:15,286
It's a bit Spartan, I know.
1028
01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:18,592
But, uh, I need to be careful.
1029
01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:20,725
The Internet makes
acquiring things
1030
01:04:20,726 --> 01:04:22,946
far too easy
for a hermit like myself.
1031
01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:26,426
You must get out sometime.
1032
01:04:26,427 --> 01:04:28,515
Don't you go on
all those book tours?
1033
01:04:28,516 --> 01:04:30,518
I do the tours.
1034
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,129
And then I come home, and then
I don't wanna go out again
1035
01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:34,305
for a few years.
1036
01:04:36,437 --> 01:04:38,917
I used to go out
for AA meetings until I..
1037
01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:42,487
I couldn't listen to anyone
share their feelings anymore.
1038
01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:45,403
Most other human interaction
makes me wanna drink.
1039
01:04:47,361 --> 01:04:49,188
Don't you...
1040
01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:51,104
think it's important
to be out in the world?
1041
01:04:52,062 --> 01:04:53,540
Try new things?
1042
01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:56,195
I need a break from experiences,
1043
01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:59,808
otherwise I won't be able
to see anything clearly.
1044
01:05:01,114 --> 01:05:05,205
So, no room
for any new experiences?
1045
01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:14,301
I mean, I.. I might be
able to make an exception...
1046
01:05:15,433 --> 01:05:16,695
here and there.
1047
01:05:28,228 --> 01:05:29,926
Why don't you move in with me?
1048
01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:38,456
You're joking, right?
1049
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:41,807
I'm serious.
I want you to move in.
1050
01:05:43,591 --> 01:05:44,853
You need a place to live.
1051
01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:50,642
Yeah, but shouldn't we date
for more than a week first?
1052
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,950
I haven't dated anyone in years.
1053
01:05:55,429 --> 01:05:56,691
I never saw the point.
1054
01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:01,958
You see,
I'm either in or I'm out.
1055
01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:04,961
What do you think?
1056
01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,355
- Okay.
- Yeah?
1057
01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:10,662
Yeah!
1058
01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:15,057
And that was that.
1059
01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:16,450
I moved in.
1060
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:26,416
Is it too late for us
to turn around and go home?
1061
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:28,505
- Steady as she goes.
- Hey, Professor Fielding.
1062
01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:30,028
- What's going on?
- Hey.
1063
01:06:30,029 --> 01:06:31,421
- Hi.
- Hey.
1064
01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:33,076
Hi.
1065
01:06:33,641 --> 01:06:36,556
I.. I.. I promised that
we could go to this party,
1066
01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:37,818
but I'm gonna have
to break my promise.
1067
01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:39,473
Oh, come on.
1068
01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:41,779
It'll be fun.
Everyone loves you in there.
1069
01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:42,999
I only love you.
1070
01:06:46,263 --> 01:06:47,741
Okay. Well,
1071
01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:49,569
I only wanna be where you're at,
1072
01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,919
- so let's go home.
- No, no. You go without me.
1073
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,400
You haven't
been to a party in months.
1074
01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,664
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1075
01:06:57,665 --> 01:07:00,233
- I'll be fine. I'll do some work.
- Okay.
1076
01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:02,974
- Go have fun.
- All right.
1077
01:07:02,975 --> 01:07:04,280
- See you later.
- See you.
1078
01:07:04,281 --> 01:07:05,586
Okay.
1079
01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:29,741
Hey.
1080
01:07:32,657 --> 01:07:33,788
- What happened?
- Hey.
1081
01:07:34,963 --> 01:07:36,226
Come on.
1082
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,144
Okay, come on.
1083
01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:04,167
Hey.
1084
01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:06,212
Hey.
1085
01:08:13,654 --> 01:08:15,220
Do you wanna talk
about what happened?
1086
01:08:15,221 --> 01:08:17,702
Uh...
1087
01:08:18,485 --> 01:08:21,792
I guess while
you were out at your party,
1088
01:08:21,793 --> 01:08:25,927
I.. I had
a little party of my own.
1089
01:08:29,888 --> 01:08:33,717
I'm just confused, because you..
You told me to go to the party.
1090
01:08:33,718 --> 01:08:36,067
- You told me to go out.
- It isn't your fault.
1091
01:08:36,068 --> 01:08:38,200
Yeah, you should've
let me come home with you.
1092
01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:40,158
That's what I.. I wanted
to do in the first place.
1093
01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:41,812
- I..
- Hey, you know what?
1094
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:43,031
I was thinking...
1095
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:48,515
maybe we should get married.
1096
01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:53,302
- What?
- Yeah.
1097
01:08:53,303 --> 01:08:54,912
I'd.. I'd like to marry you.
1098
01:08:54,913 --> 01:08:56,348
If.. if.. if you..
If you want to.
1099
01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:58,045
- Do you want to?
- Hey. Hey.
1100
01:08:58,046 --> 01:08:59,806
Let's just focus on
this for right now, okay?
1101
01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:05,315
All I know is that I'd be a fool
if I didn't try to keep you.
1102
01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:48,488
Wow.
1103
01:09:50,316 --> 01:09:52,056
I guess you did
the Irish goodbye.
1104
01:09:52,057 --> 01:09:53,754
Yeah.
1105
01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,627
If it were an Olympic sport,
I'd be a lock for gold.
1106
01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:02,285
Did you ever see him again?
1107
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,026
I blamed myself.
1108
01:10:52,552 --> 01:10:54,206
I still do.
1109
01:10:57,078 --> 01:10:59,690
I couldn't date anyone for
a long time after that.
1110
01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:06,913
And then I got myself
engaged to Mark Forworth,
1111
01:11:06,914 --> 01:11:08,568
and I blew that to bits.
1112
01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:11,091
Hmm.
1113
01:11:11,092 --> 01:11:13,180
So if you're looking
for someone to save you,
1114
01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:14,574
you are looking
in the wrong place.
1115
01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:22,495
I don't need you to save me.
1116
01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:28,675
God, I'm such a mess.
1117
01:11:30,024 --> 01:11:31,504
Hey...
1118
01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:41,384
you're not even
the biggest mess in this room.
1119
01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:46,171
You don't have
to try and make me feel better.
1120
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:47,564
I'm not.
1121
01:11:49,217 --> 01:11:51,872
I gotta tell you about Audrey.
1122
01:11:58,575 --> 01:12:00,098
Hey, can I
get a vodka soda, please?
1123
01:12:03,406 --> 01:12:05,232
Hi.
1124
01:12:05,233 --> 01:12:06,930
You know,
you're never gonna believe it,
1125
01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:09,324
but I was gonna wear
this exact same outfit.
1126
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:12,370
You could pull off a dress.
You think so?
1127
01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:14,372
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't think that I'd look
1128
01:12:14,373 --> 01:12:16,013
- quite as beautiful as you, though.
- Ah.
1129
01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:22,076
So, what
brings you here tonight?
1130
01:12:22,947 --> 01:12:26,951
Uh, they hired me
to take pictures of some band.
1131
01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:28,822
Yeah. What about you?
1132
01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,869
I'm the lead singer
of some band.
1133
01:12:32,783 --> 01:12:35,045
Ooh. Fuck.
1134
01:12:35,046 --> 01:12:36,481
You kinda set me up
for that, though.
1135
01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:37,701
Yeah, maybe a little.
1136
01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,356
Make me look good.
1137
01:12:46,318 --> 01:12:47,624
Ready?
1138
01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:53,325
Ah. Hi, everyone.
1139
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,328
Thanks for coming out tonight.
1140
01:12:58,461 --> 01:13:00,550
Uh, this is an old favorite.
1141
01:14:22,806 --> 01:14:24,807
Is it okay if I move that lamp?
1142
01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:26,504
Oh, yeah,
move anything you want.
1143
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:28,027
Are you sure it's all right?
1144
01:14:28,028 --> 01:14:29,638
I.. I don't
wanna mess up your space.
1145
01:14:29,639 --> 01:14:30,987
Yeah, it's just
a bunch of furniture
1146
01:14:30,988 --> 01:14:32,902
that I grabbed off the street.
1147
01:14:32,903 --> 01:14:34,948
You can put anything
anywhere you want, baby.
1148
01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:38,473
I just wanna be sure
that we're doing this right.
1149
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:40,126
Of course.
1150
01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:42,128
And I don't wanna
sit around forever
1151
01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:44,000
waiting for something
to happen to me, you know?
1152
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:46,568
Yeah. You know what?
1153
01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:49,572
I'd like to be something that's
happening to you right now.
1154
01:17:25,858 --> 01:17:27,730
Your heart's
beating really fast.
1155
01:17:28,121 --> 01:17:30,646
I know. This is different.
1156
01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:35,825
Yeah, this is different.
1157
01:18:06,899 --> 01:18:08,205
Hi.
1158
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:11,469
- Hi.
- Hi.
1159
01:18:12,209 --> 01:18:14,907
- I interrupted your story.
- Yeah, that was so rude of you.
1160
01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,346
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
1161
01:18:46,678 --> 01:18:48,071
Who's Juliet?
1162
01:18:51,204 --> 01:18:53,163
That's the rest of the story.
1163
01:18:57,950 --> 01:19:00,822
Hey.
1164
01:19:00,823 --> 01:19:03,738
Sorry I'm late.
It's the fuckin' train.
1165
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,001
- It's fine. Here are your keys.
- Yeah, yeah.
1166
01:19:06,002 --> 01:19:07,568
Uh, I moved everything out.
1167
01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:10,441
Wow. That was quick.
1168
01:19:11,398 --> 01:19:13,096
Um...
1169
01:19:13,705 --> 01:19:16,794
Well, so what..
What are you gonna do?
1170
01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:18,623
- Where are you going to go?
- Home.
1171
01:19:19,145 --> 01:19:20,538
I'm moving back in
with my parents.
1172
01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:22,758
What?
1173
01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:25,499
- Why.. why do you wanna do that?
- I'm pregnant, Will.
1174
01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:32,289
I discussed it with them,
and they're going to help.
1175
01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:36,772
Wait, you.. you.. you told them,
and.. and you didn't tell me?
1176
01:19:37,642 --> 01:19:39,600
Are you joking?
1177
01:19:40,036 --> 01:19:42,080
You're the one
who broke up with me..
1178
01:19:42,081 --> 01:19:43,821
Okay, well,
'cause I.. 'cause I..
1179
01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:45,692
I need a little time
to figure things out.
1180
01:19:45,693 --> 01:19:47,216
- No, no..
- I didn't know that..
1181
01:19:47,217 --> 01:19:48,740
I.. I know you..
You weren't ready.
1182
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,925
And you certainly
aren't ready for this, are you?
1183
01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:58,619
I'm sorry,
I.. I don't get a say?
1184
01:20:02,232 --> 01:20:03,450
Do you really want one?
1185
01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:12,198
That's what I thought.
1186
01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:22,382
So Juliet's my daughter.
1187
01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:28,867
How old is she?
1188
01:20:29,955 --> 01:20:31,827
She's turning five next week.
1189
01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:34,699
Are you doing anything?
1190
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,092
For her birthday?
1191
01:20:37,093 --> 01:20:41,226
Um... I don't know.
1192
01:20:41,227 --> 01:20:44,535
I.. I.. Um,
yeah, I'm not sure yet.
1193
01:20:55,633 --> 01:20:57,287
Wait, what..
1194
01:20:57,809 --> 01:20:59,689
What are you doing?
Why are you getting dressed?
1195
01:21:00,725 --> 01:21:03,859
I just..
I really gotta get home.
1196
01:21:06,731 --> 01:21:08,428
It's 6:00 in the morning.
1197
01:21:08,733 --> 01:21:12,215
Yeah, but I told you that
I have a deadline coming up, so.
1198
01:21:12,737 --> 01:21:16,610
Sorry, are you.. are you, like,
mad that I have a daughter?
1199
01:21:20,310 --> 01:21:21,659
No.
1200
01:21:24,357 --> 01:21:27,142
I'm sorry. I..
It was really nice meeting you.
1201
01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:28,578
Where are you going?
1202
01:21:28,579 --> 01:21:31,537
I am gonna go back to my car.
1203
01:21:31,538 --> 01:21:33,713
- I'll get a Lyft.
- No, no.
1204
01:21:33,714 --> 01:21:36,151
If.. if you really need to go,
I can drive you to your car.
1205
01:21:36,152 --> 01:21:37,631
I think we need
to say goodbye here.
1206
01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:43,810
I.. I'm sorry.
1207
01:21:43,811 --> 01:21:45,464
Can you help me understand,
1208
01:21:45,465 --> 01:21:47,265
why.. why are you
running off all of a sudden?
1209
01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:51,427
- Okay, you really wanna do this?
- Yeah.
1210
01:21:51,428 --> 01:21:54,604
What was the one thing I asked you
before we slept with each other?
1211
01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:56,954
You asked me
if I had a girlfriend, right?
1212
01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:59,261
No, if you had any
significant relationships.
1213
01:21:59,262 --> 01:22:01,219
Anything that might
come up at a later time.
1214
01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:03,526
You don't think I might
wanna know that you have a kid?
1215
01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:06,486
Well, I.. I didn't think
that that's what you meant.
1216
01:22:10,186 --> 01:22:11,926
Yeah. This would never work.
1217
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,492
Wait, what..
What do you mean, this..
1218
01:22:13,493 --> 01:22:15,451
What did I say
to make you think that?
1219
01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:18,280
It's not one thing you said,
it's all of it. It's everything.
1220
01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:21,109
How is it any different from
all the shit that you told me?
1221
01:22:21,110 --> 01:22:22,806
Well, it's
just unbelievably obvious
1222
01:22:22,807 --> 01:22:25,156
that you are someone
who cannot be counted on.
1223
01:22:25,157 --> 01:22:27,593
- Oh, come on. Geez.
- Yeah, when things get too heavy for you,
1224
01:22:27,594 --> 01:22:29,508
- too real, you bail.
- Yeah, and you've run out on
1225
01:22:29,509 --> 01:22:31,510
every guy you've ever been with!
1226
01:22:31,511 --> 01:22:33,425
Yeah, because
I cannot help falling for
1227
01:22:33,426 --> 01:22:35,297
damaged guys like you!
1228
01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:37,691
So yes, I get out while I can!
1229
01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:57,248
- Hey, Will.
- Hey. What's up?
1230
01:23:57,249 --> 01:23:59,120
- Um, is she up?
- Yeah.
1231
01:23:59,121 --> 01:24:00,774
I'm just getting her ready.
Hang on a sec.
1232
01:24:03,603 --> 01:24:07,085
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, sweetheart, how you doing? Good morning.
1233
01:24:07,477 --> 01:24:09,609
Are you coming to see me today?
1234
01:24:10,349 --> 01:24:13,743
Am I coming to see you today?
No. Not.. not today.
1235
01:24:13,744 --> 01:24:16,268
But you're coming
to my birthday party?
1236
01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,574
Of course I'm coming
to your birthday party.
1237
01:24:18,575 --> 01:24:20,620
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
- Okay.
1238
01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:23,318
- Yeah.
- It's a painting party.
1239
01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:25,276
You're having a painting party?
I thought..
1240
01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:28,105
I mean,
your mom didn't tell me that.
1241
01:24:28,106 --> 01:24:30,107
Well, what are we gonna paint?
1242
01:24:30,108 --> 01:24:32,283
Um, a turtle!
1243
01:24:32,284 --> 01:24:35,417
We're gonna paint a turtle?
That sounds good.
1244
01:24:35,418 --> 01:24:37,549
Okay, well,
maybe I'll paint the head
1245
01:24:37,550 --> 01:24:39,421
and you can paint
the shell, okay?
1246
01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:41,076
Okay.
1247
01:24:41,554 --> 01:24:43,338
Did you get me a present?
1248
01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:46,428
Yeah, I got you a present,
but, uh, I can't..
1249
01:24:46,429 --> 01:24:49,301
- I can't tell you what it is yet.
- Come on. Please?
1250
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,610
- All right. Do you.. you really wanna know?
- Yes!
1251
01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:57,656
I got you that, uh,
Molly doll you wanted.
1252
01:24:57,657 --> 01:24:59,571
- Sally, not Molly!
- Oh, god damn it.
1253
01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,356
- Daddy!
- Oh..
1254
01:25:01,357 --> 01:25:03,271
You have to put
money in the swear jar.
1255
01:25:03,272 --> 01:25:05,709
Sorry, sorry.
Didn't mean to swear.
1256
01:25:06,623 --> 01:25:10,016
Um, okay, but I'll..
I'll get you the right thing.
1257
01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:11,628
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1258
01:25:13,282 --> 01:25:15,239
I miss you so much, baby.
1259
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:18,373
I.. I really miss you so much.
How.. how's school going?
1260
01:25:18,374 --> 01:25:21,072
- Did you learn anything cool?
- Um...
1261
01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:24,161
did you know the whole world
used to be underwater?
1262
01:25:24,162 --> 01:25:26,468
Ohh. No,
I didn't know that.
1263
01:25:26,469 --> 01:25:28,209
Juliet, breakfast!
1264
01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:30,472
- I gotta go.
- Okay. Wait, wait.
1265
01:25:30,473 --> 01:25:33,562
Wait, um, baby, before you go,
do you think that we can..
1266
01:25:33,563 --> 01:25:35,433
We could just
do our thing really quick?
1267
01:25:35,434 --> 01:25:36,870
Okay, Daddy.
1268
01:25:37,523 --> 01:25:39,263
Okay.
1269
01:25:39,264 --> 01:25:41,265
I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1270
01:25:41,266 --> 01:25:43,049
I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1271
01:25:43,050 --> 01:25:44,921
I love you, I love you,
1272
01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:47,053
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you...
1273
01:25:47,054 --> 01:25:49,012
I love you, I love you,
1274
01:25:49,013 --> 01:25:50,971
I love you,
I love you, I love you.
1275
01:25:52,582 --> 01:25:54,583
Okay.
Have the best day at school.
1276
01:25:54,584 --> 01:25:57,194
- I.. I miss you so much.
- I miss you too.
1277
01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:59,154
- Bye, Daddy.
- Okay. Bye, baby. I love you.
1278
01:27:27,503 --> 01:27:28,765
Long night?
1279
01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:33,073
Yeah.
1280
01:27:33,770 --> 01:27:35,772
- Wanna talk about it?
- No. God, no.
1281
01:27:37,164 --> 01:27:39,166
No, I've already done
way too much talking.
1282
01:28:01,972 --> 01:28:03,712
Can we actually just pull over?
1283
01:28:03,713 --> 01:28:08,847
Um, I just need to...
think for a second.
1284
01:28:08,848 --> 01:28:11,677
I.. I promise
I'll give you a good tip.
1285
01:28:28,912 --> 01:28:30,217
Are you okay?
1286
01:28:32,394 --> 01:28:34,091
Yeah. Um...
1287
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:36,963
listen, I'm not crazy.
1288
01:28:37,486 --> 01:28:40,575
Or... I don't know, maybe I am.
1289
01:28:40,576 --> 01:28:42,533
But could you actually
just take me back to where
1290
01:28:42,534 --> 01:28:44,188
you picked me up from?
There's just..
1291
01:28:45,581 --> 01:28:47,221
Yeah, there's something
that I need to do.
1292
01:28:54,894 --> 01:28:57,200
Actually, on second thought..
1293
01:28:57,201 --> 01:28:59,856
Or on third thought..
Could we just follow that car?
1294
01:29:00,117 --> 01:29:01,857
Uh, yeah.
1295
01:29:01,858 --> 01:29:03,425
It's been one of those nights.
1296
01:29:03,773 --> 01:29:04,991
Yeah, you have no idea.
1297
01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:07,010
Hi.
1298
01:30:10,143 --> 01:30:12,144
Did..
Did.. did you know that
1299
01:30:12,145 --> 01:30:13,625
the whole world
used to be underwater?
1300
01:30:14,887 --> 01:30:16,454
- What?
- Yeah.
1301
01:30:16,976 --> 01:30:19,414
My daughter just
told me that, and, uh...
1302
01:30:22,068 --> 01:30:24,244
I don't talk about her enough.
1303
01:30:25,028 --> 01:30:29,727
And I think maybe I even
got started yesterday because
1304
01:30:29,728 --> 01:30:31,888
I was trying to figure out
a way to tell you about her.
1305
01:30:32,470 --> 01:30:36,342
But she's amazing,
1306
01:30:36,343 --> 01:30:38,519
and I think
you would really love her.
1307
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:41,565
Like, she kind of
reminds me of you, actually.
1308
01:30:41,566 --> 01:30:43,915
Like,
she'll just sing in the bath
1309
01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:45,613
at the top of her lungs,
1310
01:30:45,614 --> 01:30:47,702
and she doesn't care
how she sounds.
1311
01:30:47,703 --> 01:30:50,313
She'll ask me these creative,
incredible questions,
1312
01:30:50,314 --> 01:30:53,098
like, you know, "Daddy,
what are flowers made out of?"
1313
01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:56,406
And if I'm telling her a story
and she doesn't like the ending,
1314
01:30:56,407 --> 01:30:59,062
she just..
She just makes up her own.
1315
01:31:01,064 --> 01:31:04,328
I'm just... not there
to read to her enough.
1316
01:31:08,375 --> 01:31:10,073
But...
1317
01:31:10,595 --> 01:31:13,989
she's having a painting party
next week,
1318
01:31:13,990 --> 01:31:16,034
and I'm gonna be there,
1319
01:31:16,035 --> 01:31:18,907
and I'm gonna paint my ass off,
because I am just..
1320
01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:21,039
I am gonna be whatever
she needs me to be, you know?
1321
01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:22,911
I am gonna show up,
and I am gonna love
1322
01:31:22,912 --> 01:31:24,472
with my whole heart,
just like she does.
1323
01:31:26,350 --> 01:31:27,873
Because she.. she deserves that.
1324
01:31:30,746 --> 01:31:32,008
Jane, I'm a mess.
1325
01:31:33,139 --> 01:31:35,837
And I don't have any answers,
1326
01:31:35,838 --> 01:31:37,316
and I don't expect you to, either.
1327
01:31:37,317 --> 01:31:39,102
But...
1328
01:31:39,798 --> 01:31:42,192
ever since we met
and we started talking,
1329
01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:44,499
I just..
1330
01:31:45,587 --> 01:31:49,939
I started thinking that maybe
you and I could figure it out.
1331
01:31:51,375 --> 01:31:52,594
Together.
1332
01:31:55,945 --> 01:31:57,250
Thank you.
1333
01:31:59,209 --> 01:32:00,819
Thank you for sharing that. I..
1334
01:32:04,127 --> 01:32:05,607
She sounds amazing.
1335
01:32:15,834 --> 01:32:18,620
Look, I was fully dreading
coming to this wedding.
1336
01:32:21,623 --> 01:32:23,538
Until you showed up. And..
1337
01:32:25,452 --> 01:32:27,323
And then you got to talking,
1338
01:32:27,324 --> 01:32:29,281
and the more you said,
the more I wanted to hear,
1339
01:32:29,282 --> 01:32:31,327
because I didn't
just get your words,
1340
01:32:31,328 --> 01:32:35,549
I got your way of seeing,
and thinking, and remembering,
1341
01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:38,465
and it turns out I had all
this shit I needed to share too.
1342
01:32:40,598 --> 01:32:42,599
And usually I feel
so alone in my memories,
1343
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:44,209
but it was different with you.
1344
01:32:44,210 --> 01:32:45,490
It was like
you were right there.
1345
01:32:46,778 --> 01:32:48,387
And this is crazy.
1346
01:32:48,388 --> 01:32:50,215
I know that we just met,
1347
01:32:50,216 --> 01:32:52,261
and I know that this has
taken us both by surprise,
1348
01:32:52,262 --> 01:32:53,862
but I don't want
our conversation to end.
1349
01:32:56,396 --> 01:32:58,137
And I am afraid.
1350
01:32:58,616 --> 01:33:01,401
I admit that. I am fully
afraid of failing again.
1351
01:33:04,622 --> 01:33:07,232
But I don't wanna believe that
either one of us is a hopeless case.
1352
01:33:07,233 --> 01:33:08,583
I don't. But...
1353
01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:10,759
I don't know.
1354
01:33:13,849 --> 01:33:15,719
Maybe we gotta take a leap.
1355
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,156
Yeah, well,
it's one hell of a leap.
1356
01:33:18,157 --> 01:33:20,855
We don't have to promise the
rest of our lives to each other.
1357
01:33:20,856 --> 01:33:23,293
We don't even have to promise
the rest of our day.
1358
01:33:23,815 --> 01:33:26,251
Let's just keep talking. Okay?
1359
01:33:26,252 --> 01:33:27,644
Because I love talking to you.
1360
01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:29,428
Let's just talk and talk
1361
01:33:29,429 --> 01:33:31,029
until we don't have
anything more to say.
1362
01:33:35,522 --> 01:33:36,915
All right.
1363
01:33:40,223 --> 01:33:41,485
Let's tell a story.
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