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At least once a year,

I like to bring in some of
my Kevin's famous chili.

The trick is to
undercook the onions.

Everybody is going to get to
know each other in the pot,

that I'm serious
about this stuff.

I'm up the night
before pressing garlic

and dicing whole tomatoes.

I toast my own ancho chilis.

It's a recipe passed down
from Malones for generations.

It's probably the
thing I do best.

(bright upbeat music)

Someone is returning.

He started his own
company and now he's back.

Who could it be?

I'll give you a hint.

He is a man, a man you have
missed with all your heart.

A man who has ruined
all other men for you.

Who is it?

- Who is it?
- Who is it?

It's Michael Scott.

(clapping)

Hold up, conference
room five minutes.

Well, I guess the
first order of business

is to welcome back
me and Pam and Ryan.

(light clapping)

And how about Casual
Friday again, huh?

- Reinstituting Casual Friday.
- Yes.

- Yeah.
- You all look great.

Stanley, you be pimping. Nice.

What I want to do right now

is try something a
little different.

I'm going to throw it out there,
starting with this meeting.

I want you guys to run it.

I want you to say
whatever you want.

Take it away, your meeting.

What are you doing?

If there is something

that you would like
to say as a group,

then by all means you may
say it to me right now.

- Okay.
- Yes

People are dressed inappropriately.

Take it up with Toby.

What I want you to do is
I want you to look inward

and I want you to reflect,

and I want you to say
something different.

Can you give us a hint?

When I needed salespeople
for my new paper company,

everyone here turned
their back on me.

Am I going to ask them to
beg for forgiveness? No.

Am I going to ask for a
big crying apology? No.

Am I going to ask them to slit
their wrist for me? No.

I just want a tiny
microscopic version of that.

Oscar, what were
you going to say?

Nothing, I didn't
say anything.

You have the floor,
go ahead, take it away.

Good to have you back.

Thank you. All right.

About a million different
ways to apologize.

I'm not sure that
was one of 'em.

Previously on 24,

Michael Scott leaves his loyal
friends of Dunder Mifflin

to start his own paper company.

However, his sales team
doesn't believe in him

and against all
odds he goes off,

is a success and is bought
out by Dunder Mifflin

to only be re-teamed
with the people

who didn't believe in him.

(Dwight making weird noises)

Next week on 24, what will--

what are you, stop it, stop it.

So next on 24, what
will they say to him?

Sorry, do I still
have a job here?

Not important.
(disgruntled sounds)

- Okay. All right, yes. Yes.
- She deserves to know.

You have a job.

Frankly, you have a job
because Ryan and Pam

are starting with
us as salesman.

- Wait, what?
- How is that going to work?

It's going to
work very smoothly

because Pam and Ryan are
bringing over a ton of clients

from Michael Scott
Paper Company and-

You mean the clients
you stole from us?

Yeah aren't we getting
those clients back?

No, you lost those clients.

- I call foul sir.
- Okay

You were bought out.

So the company then bought
out all of the stolen clients.

Okay. Do I, let me
explain something to you.

I set the rules and you
follow them blindly, okay.

And if you have a
problem with that,

then you can talk to our
complaint department.

It's a trash can.

Pam and Ryan and I
have been through a lot

in the last six weeks.

We've bonded in
some amazing ways.

And I, when people
say love triangle,

I don't know why they think
of it as such a bad thing.

Don't fall in
love with me kid.

All right, you ready Dwight?

Ready for what?

What's this.

A little gift.

On behalf of desk
area, clump number one,

we welcome you to
our little island.

Love Jim and Dwight.

Okay. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

I had nothing to
do with that, okay.

I missed the storage containers

that used to occupy that spot.

Thank you, Dwight.

And you obscure my
view of the shredder.

Okay, let's get back to
the ceremony. Here we go.

Oh, I love it.
That is so cute.

It's us and Dwight.

I'm supposed to be
fishing, barbaric.

You're a train conductor?

Yeah, it's my
job on the island.

And I am a giant Amazon woman.

We need an attraction
to raise money,

to get the train to the
island, it's awesome.

That island is
completely implausible.

I love it.

(microwave beeping)

Ah, finally.

Ha ha hot...

Boscov's at the
Steamtown Mall.

It sure look good
on the mannequin.

Well, you have good taste.

- Well, thanks.
- Yeah.

I sure wish I had more time
to talk to my clients though.

What?

Isn't it what you said
to a bunch of my clients

when you were stealing them,

that I didn't have
enough time for 'em?

Oh, I--

Close your mouth sweetie,
you look like a trout.

Oh. Did you see me
put a burrito in there?

Hmm mmm.

The man is wearing sandals.

I don't need to see Oscar's
toes at work. Gross.

I mean, he looks like he
just got off the boat.

Can you just not
look at his feet?

Excuse me?

Oh, you're so educated,
aren't you Toby.

So trained to deal with
a hysterical woman,

I don't want to
look at his feet.

Do your job!

Well, I was in the
seminary for a year

and dropped out 'cause
I wanted to have sex

with this girl, Kathy.

Followed her back to Scranton.

Took the first job
I could find in HR.

Later she divorced me.

So no, I wouldn't say I
have a passion for HR.

- There you are.
- All right, thanks man.

(soda can cracking)

Pamela, there you are.

- Thanks Michael.
- Yep.

Fresh, hot ink.

[Stanley] New file system.

Trust me, Stanley.

You are going to want to read
this memo very carefully.

I am not changing
the way I do my files.

No, no. This goes
for all of you.

Believe me, you are going
to want to heat my words.

When held over heat, the
invisible ink will reveal

that everyone should meet
at the warehouse immediately.

Do not ask me where I
got the invisible ink.

Urine. It was urine.

I'm sorry you're
offended by my shoes,

but I'm not going to
drive home to change.

Okay, I could loan
your pair of socks.

- Oh.
- No, they're clean.

I was going to wear them
the volleyball practice.

I don't think so.

Well, the policy says you
got to go home and change.

Stop being offended
because I won't wear

your used tube socks.

I'm not, I'm
just doing my job.

Well, your tone of
voice belies the vendetta.

It totally belies it.

Worthless.

Andrew Bernard.

Okay, what are you
still doing at your desk?

What are you still
doing, not at your desk?

Did you even read the memo?

All my files are now in
reverse alphabetical order.

No, you idiot. There is a
code embedded in the memo.

Hey did either of
you guys crack a code

in Dwight's memo?

Why would I even
look for that?

It smelled like pee.

Phyl said it smelled like pee.

Listen, you need a
round up all the salesmen

except for Ryan and Pam,

and get them down to
the warehouse, pronto.

Oh, it is on like a
prawn who yawns at dawn.

Stop doing rhyming poetry,
just tell them please.

God, the simplest thing.

Thank you all for coming.

Now please, everyone
take a candle.

We don't have
time for candles,

they think we're
all in the bathroom.

Skip the candles.

Let's cut to the chase.

How annoying is this, huh?

Do you mean what's going
on today or this meeting?

No, obviously what's
happening at the meeting

is not annoying.

Only certain people
in it are annoying.

Can I take one of
these candles home?

We're in crisis mode
here, do you understand?

The two unqualified
so-called sales people

are being favored because
they all failed together.

And frankly, I'm not
convinced that Michael and Pam

didn't have a thing going
while they were gone.

Can I address that?

- No, you're too close.
- Okay.

Stanley, how do you
feel about those two

taking your clients?

It's not right.
I don't like it.

He doesn't like it.

You don't take my clients away

and give 'em to a secretary.

No offense Jim, I think
she's very pretty.

Her face is okay, but.

Geez, what! What
are you doing here?

I don't know, I saw a crowd,

thought there might be a
dog fight or something.

Get out.

We need to do something.

I'm thinking maybe a coup
or we take Ryan hostage.

Those sound too harsh.

No, I'm not saying
we do those things.

I'm saying something
like those things.

Of course. What
is like a hostage?

Excellent question.

We could write a
strongly worded letter.

Words will never be enough.

Strongly paint a picture.

No pictures are
too interpretive.

Can I just say something,
I know that tempers are high,

but I think the best
way to handle this

might be to just talk
to Michael directly.

Oh, well, that's
a great idea, Jim.

Oh, I totally see your point.

Okay. We'll talk to
Michael directly.

So meeting is over, I guess.

- I'll see everyone upstairs.
- Great, see you upstairs.

Come on.

Listen, now is
the time for action.

I'm talking--

- That was great.
- I know.

- Why are you so mad?
- You look so classy.

I do, well.
Where is that bowl?

- If I knew how-
- Hey, you have a second?

Michael Scott
Paper Company only.

Yeah, I think you're going
to want to cool it with that.

'Cause it's starting to
upset the other salesmen.

- Okay, well-
- Tough.

I will. No, no,
I'll talk to them

when they all get back
from the bathroom.

This is awkward to talk about
but there may or may not be,

but definitely is
a mutiny forming

in the warehouse right now.

- Against who?
- You.

- Us.
- What?

- A mutiny?
- It's gotta be because

they all want their clients.

- Right.
- Okay.

- Exactly
- Hey, hey.

- All right.
- Mixed company.

Really?

You too Pam?

Sorry.

The old Michael Scott
might have taken this,

but not the new Michael Scott.

They are in for a
bitter surprise.

I am not to be truffled with.

Gentleman, it's
time to put our balls

in the guillotine, as they say.

Who has ever said that.

Regional expression.

I'm talking about
going to Michael

and telling him that
we are ready to quit.

Oh boy. I don't know.

Yeah Dwight, what
if he calls our bluff?

Then we are gone,
because if we do nothing,

then we fail and failure
is not an option.

Well, hold on now,
let's think this through.

If we do nothing, at
least we'll have our jobs.

If we do nothing, we fail
and failure is not an option.

Well, it, to be
clear, it is an option.

Not in my book.

My book, the cover is
failure is not an option.

It is an option.

Not in my book. Literally.

- What book? What are you-
- Did you write it?

Six weeks ago, none
of these people wanted

to come with me.

You two were the only ones
with the stones to follow.

- Mm hmm.
- That was us, right there.

We were something else.

What you got to do,

is you got to go down
to that warehouse

and you got to crack some
skulls, Chiklis style.

Yeah, the Commish.

Yes, but Chiklis Shield style.

- Okay.
- Not Commish style.

Yeah, yeah. The Shield.

You're going to
be happy with that.

Hey.

I come in here
sometimes to take a break.

Yeah.

The restroom,
that's what I call it.

It's crazy what's going
on out there today, huh?

I know, yeah it's kind of-

Sometimes it's best
just to stay out of it.

That's true.
That's right, yeah.

Want to play a game?

Hey gang, where you been?

Lunch.

Where'd you eat?

A restaurant.

What'd you have Stanley?

I had a salmon salad
with water, no ice.

I was going to get a soda, but
the waitress talked me out.

Her name was Flo,
she had black hair.

I had Mexican food.

So since you guys already ate,

you won't be eating the stuff

that you brought with
you for lunch, will you?

Oh wow, Stanley
is that egg salad?

- Andy brought some salmon.
- Oh, that's great.

Dwight, is that
a meat sandwich?

- You guys hungry?
- I can eat.

I'm going to have some
of this meat sandwich.

It's pony.

Mmm, what kind of
sauce is on your salmon?

Dijonnaise.

Mm, thanks for going out guys.

Hey Meredith, can I talk to
you privately for a second?

About what?

Your outfit.

What? What's wrong
with my outfit?

You might consider
pulling it down a touch.

It's riding up a little high.

Bunch of prudes.

You know, Oscar's
allowed to wear sandals,

but I'm not allowed to
wear open-toed shoes.

(astonished gasps)
Is that how it goes?

Meredith, your boob is out.

- Fine.
- No.

Too far Meredith, too far.

Damn it Meredith,
where your panties?

It's Casual Day.

Happy?

[All] No!

(uncomfortable groans)

- Toby
- Toby?

Nope, if you do that,
I'm going to do that.

If you do that, I'm
going to do that.

You do this, I'm
going to do that.

You start with a Budapest gamut,

break into the Sicilian defense.

Watch out for
Belowoski blunders.

Then you're plum into
Lucena position

for your end game.

It's not rocket science.

What if I just did?

You don't want to do that.

I'm just hiding out until
all this stuff blows over,

with Creed, playing
chess at work.

He's winning.

I feel like I'm
describing a dream I had.

I'm sorry you feel
that way, Mr. Bart,

is there anything I can
do to make things better?

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Give me the phone, give me
the phone. Give me the phone.

- Exactly.
- That's my client.

This is your first
complaint in 10 years.

That is my client,
give me the phone.

Things have been
generally good.

Give the phone, tell
him Dwight Schrute

wants to talk to him.

- Look, Mr. Bart.
- Hi, Mr. Bart.

These prices
with this service-

Hey, it's Dwight here.

- You not going to find-
- Give me the phone.

this anywhere else.

Dwight Schrute here, hey
don't hang up Mr. Bart.

Sir, don't listen, Dwight
is not your sales rep anymore-

Listen, I know times
are tough right now,

- and I laud your thriftiness-
- Look, let me-

Ryan, hand the phone over.

Stop flustering me, everybody.

Who let this boy on the phone.

Ah, Mr. Bart.

Oh, I cannot believe
you lost that account.

He was my client for 10 years.

You made him lose the
account by screaming

at him the entire time.

It's okay. Ryan.

You're a secretary,

- what do you know?
- Okay.

And you're a temp and
I'm taking your phone.

- Hey, Hey,
- I'm confiscating this.

Guys, you know what
I want you to do?

Shake hands, get over it.

That was not a shake, Dwight.

We want our clients
back or we quit Michael.

Who quits?

- Me.
- And me.

- Me too.
- You guys got to be kidding.

Oh, we got to
be deadly serious.

We'll start our
own paper company.

The Schrute, Bernard, Lapin
Vance, Stanley Paper Company.

I love it. I love this idea
and I fully support you.

As a matter of fact, I'm going
to give you some seed money.

There you go. There's
some seed money for you.

And there's some
seed money for you.

And there's some
seed money for you.

And you can take it, no hard
feelings, but if you stay,

I want an apology
and I want a big one.

You want us to apologize-

- Yes I do.
- To you?

That's completely backwards.

It's frontwards.

Michael, you thought you
were attacking corporate,

but we were the
ones who got hurt.

You should be apologizing to us.

- Uh-uh.
- That's right

Michael, you always
said we were a family.

Then you went after us.

No matter how I look at
this, I am in the wrong.

And I have looked at this thing,

like a hundred different ways.

From my point of view,
from their point of view,

98 others and no, bottom
line, I'm in the wrong.

I'm the bad guy.

I need you to arrange a meeting

between me and the sales staff
without Ryan and Pam knowing.

Gasp. Are you talking
about a secret meeting?

Whatever you guys did earlier.

I don't know the first
thing about secret meetings,

but I guess I could look it up

on some sort of internet
search engine, like Ask Jeeves.

I don't need to know about
your process, Dwight, just-

I'll have to come up
with some sort of code?

- Just do it, okay.
- I'll do it.

Get 'em there. Get 'em there.

- I'll do the best I can.
- Are you kidding me?

Deceit does not
come easy to me.

Okay, okay, okay.

What are you doing in my nook?

This is not your nook,
this is a public nook.

Damn it.

I really love your outfit.

Thank you so much
for saying that.

I can't believe that Toby
thinks this is inappropriate.

Oh, you look great.
You look like JLo.

Oh, thank you.
That is so kind.

Maybe I should get
an outfit like that.

You don't really
have the body for this.

Oh.

But you have other
nice qualities.

Like your hair is
the color of a mouse.

Thank you.

Okay. I gathered you
all here because I want--

Hold that thought.

What do you think of my fort?

It's okay, I make better ones.

I had to do it last minute
and I didn't have any help.

Looks it.

Can we get on
with this meeting,

I'm feeling claustrophobic.

Ah, okay. I
gathered you all here

because I owe you an apology.

I am sorry that I've
been playing favorites

with Pam and Ryan.

So from the bottom of my heart,

to the top of my
heart, I am sorry.

Are you giving us
our clients back?

If we could just focus
and go down the line

and everyone would
say apology accepted.

I think we would
all feel better.

And then, we can break
out my gift to you,

complimentary white
chocolate bark.

Nobody likes this
stuff except for you.

They wouldn't make it
unless people liked it.

Michael, just give
us our clients back.

That's all we care about.

Okay, if I give you
your clients back,

there won't be enough
clients for Pam and Ryan.

And I promised both of them

that they were going
to be salespeople.

- So.
- Fine. Have your clients.

I can see that's what
you want it all along.

- Good.
- Okay.

However, I rescind my apology.

- Okay, that's fair.
- All right.

You are not reacting
at all as I'd hoped.

What I tell you about
building forts in my warehouse?

Michael gave all
of our clients back

to the old sales people.

So now there's not enough for
both me and Pam to stay on.

He can only keep one of
us as a salesperson now.

He'll make his decision
by the end of the day.

I think you should get it.

You really grew into it.

Oh, I think you should get it.

You've changed a lot
and you'd be good at it.

If you really think that,
will you tell that to Michael?

That would go a long
way coming from you.

- Yeah.
- Thanks.

So, Hey, I want to set
you up with my daughter.

Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.

I thought you were gay.

Then why would you want to
set me up with your daughter?

I don't know.

Jim, could I talk
to you for a minute.

Sure, let me just
finish this turn.

And Bingo was his
name-o. Let's go.

Challenge.

I need your help.

This whole Pam, Ryan debate
is screwing with my head.

I don't want to be biased,
but I am very close to Ryan.

You know that?

You're close with Pam too.

Oh, she's nice I
guess, you know what?

Best thing to do,
pros and cons list.

Pro for Ryan. He went
to business school.

He's my number one choice.

- Well, that's--
- I like his hair.

Cons, Ryan.

He defrauded the company.

- He has never made a sale.
- Okay.

He definitely stole my iPod.

That sounds pretty biased.

You didn't hear my pros.

Environmentally conscious,

'cause his mom drives
him to work every day.

Okay. Pam pros, I like her.

- I like the way she smells.
- Irrelevant.

I think that she
is a fast learner.

Cons, she doesn't
always follow through.

New York and the whole
art school thing.

And Roy, she has a weird voice.

- That's not true.
- I don't need to tell you that.

I think she'd be a
really good salesperson.

I don't think you are being
totally impartial though,

because you haven't said
one bad thing about Pam.

- And I won't.
- Okay. So be it.

Then you've lost credibility

and I'm going to go with
my gut and that's Ryan.

Okay. You're right.

Sometimes when she is tired,

she can be a little bit shrill,

but that's not a weird
voice, that's just-

- Wow, whoa.
- Take it easy.

Oh man. Wow.
(in a shrill voice) Honey.

I want you to bring
the garbage out

'cause I'm not going
to have sex with you

unless you bring
out the garbage.

I have a very difficult
decision to make.

It's like last week I
was at the video store.

Do I rent Devil
Wears Prada again?

Or do I finally get around
to seeing Sophie's Choice?

It is what you would call a
classic, difficult decision.

You don't understand
clothing, Toby.

You're dressed like this
amorphous blob of khaki.

All right look, what
you got to understand

is when you come to work,
you give up certain rights.

Oh listen up Flenderson,

you're being weak
and ineffectual.

I'm cowboying this
meeting, okay.

Here are the new rules.

Okay, Earth tones only.

Also women are
forbidden to wear pants.

All right, come
on, sit down Dwight.

- No.
- I'm running this meeting.

- That's debatable.
- It's not.

- Listen.
- It's not.

Sit down or I'm writing you up.

Ooh, where's this guy been?

Casual Fridays are canceled.

(all yelling over each other)

You're running
from the problem.

(all yelling over each other)

Not a single appropriate
outfit in this whole,

except mine, quite honestly.

- Come on.
- Okay. Okay.

Just wear whatever you
want, they're back on.

They're not canceled.
(all celebrating)

- Toby!
- Yes.

Okay, meeting over everybody.

Good meeting Toby.

Just tired.

Pam, you come in here please.

Have a seat.

Okay.

Well there's no easy
way of saying this.

So I think I will
just drag it out.

Since the dawn of
time there have been-

Just tell me.

I gave Ryan the sales job.

There just weren't enough
clients for the two of you.

So I had to.

- No.
- Sorry, sorry.

Okay, I get it. Yeah.

Why are you giggling?

Is this a joke?

Michael, is this,
did I get the job?

- Yes.
- I did?

- Yeah.
- For real,

- you're not kidding.
- No.

- I did.
- No, you're the best person

for the job.

You're going to be great, okay.

- Oh Michael, thank you.
- Okay.

Thank you. You
will not be sorry.

You should have
seen your face.

Oh man. Oh, that
was classic, oh.

I really thought
I didn't get it.

Oh really?

- Yeah
- Oh man, that was-

- 'Cause you said I didn't.
- Really good.

That was really good.

Oh, what about Ryan?

I don't know. I offered him
his temp job back, we'll see.

He was not happy at all
when I offered him this job

and then I told him that he
didn't get the job though.

Yeah, maybe you shouldn't
fake fire people anymore.

I don't appreciate you
telling me what to do.

So clean out your desk,
you are through here.

Thanks Michael.

Oh, what's our
receptionist's name?

Erin.

Could you send her in.

Erin? Michael
wants to see you.

- Hello.
- Hi.

This is very difficult to say,

but no one here likes
you in the office

and we are going to
have to let you go.

Hank, would you
come up here please?

Hank is our security guard.

- Oh I can go-
- He will be ushering you out.

(laughter)

Oh, oh your face, oh!

- Is-
- No, I'm kidding.

- Did your people?
- No, you're not.

You're not fired yet.

- Oh. (nervously laughs)
- Oh.

Do they not like me though?

I don't know, actually.

Okay.

(bright upbeat music)