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Michael, since it is your
15th anniversary at the company,

I thought it might be
appropriate to begin the

festivities with a 15 minute
round of applause.

I like it.

Followed by a 15
minute moment of silence.

I don't know.

Is it classy enough?

Jim, enough with
the classy, okay?

Dwight, I'm very sorry
that my wearing a tuxedo

is annoying you.

Last week, Dwight sent out
a memo about the dress code,

so this is me showing him that
I'm taking it very seriously.

You know what, I
would like to know

what Jim has to say about this.

I just feel like after
15 years at this company,

bravo, by the way, that
we should celebrate

with a very classy event,
a night to remember.

I think you're right.

This party has to have
all the excitement, drama,

and intrigue of my time here.

- And of course, classy.
- And classy, yeah.

Michael, you're
just agreeing with him

'cause he's wearing a tux.

Don't you see what
he's doing here?

I think Michael's
a little too classy

to fall for something like that.

Thank you, Pamela, I concur.

Okay, fine, moving on.

Next idea, oh, here's
one, a string quartet

playing classical music.

(Jim inhaling)

Hmm, you know that's good,
but it's not classy.

I, I need something classy,

like the opening of
a car dealership.

- That's it, or Mr. Peanut.
- Yes.

- Mr. Peanut is not classy.
- He is.

He is a regular peanut, he
just happens to have a cane,

a monocle, and a top hat.

That's what makes
him classy, am I right?

Whoa, sushi-grade
Tuna, very classy.

Meeting in progress, scram!

Okay, how about this, an ice
sculpture shaped like you,

covered in chocolate
covered strawberries.

- Mm.
- Aw, Dwight,

you're trying too hard,
and that's just not classy.

See, the thing about classy
is it's a state of mind.

Well, I'm sorry, I just
don't know what classy is then.

Okay, let's just try
this one on for size,

and I apologize 'cause it's
right off the top of my head,

(inhaling) an ice
sculpture of you,

completely surrounded
by a variety

- of chocolate covered fruits.
- Strawberries?

- That's inspired.
- I said that!

(door thudding)

- Not classy.
- Not classy at all.

- Declasse.
- French, classy.

(bright upbeat music)

(keyboard keys clicking)

(Charles sighing)

(door clicking)

Hi, can I help you?

Uh yeah, I'm Charles Miner,
here to see Michael Scott.

Sure, just one second,
please have a seat.

Thank you.

(phone ringing)

[Michael] Yes?

Michael, there's a Charles
Miner here to see you.

Miner? I hardly know her.

Hello?

Yeah, are you coming out now?

Uh huh.

(phone clanking)

Well, well, well,
who have we here?

Ah, it is Prince Charles
Miner, at your service.

Everybody, this is
Sir Charles Miner,

and he is the new VP for
the Northeast region.

So just give it up for
this big guy, right?

Give it up.
(people clapping)

- Here he is.
- Hey.

- There he is.
- Hi.

- Hi everyone-
- Wow! Hold that thought.

You know what?

I want everybody to go
into the break room,

I have a little
surprise for you.

Go ahead, you too.

Dwight, would you escort
our guest in there?

Come on, here we go, don't be
shy, don't be shy.

You're one of us.

Dwight, stall him a little bit,

I wanna get the fish.

- Hey.
- Yes?

Really wish you
would've told me

the new boss was coming today.

What? No, I didn't wanna
make everybody nervous.

Nope, I mean I could've
brought a change of clothes, or-

You looked dynamite,
what are you talking about?

Very slick.

Okay, let me get the fish.

Originally founded in 1866,

Scranton quickly became
one of Pennsylvania's

largest anthracite coal
mining communities.

The nation's enormous need
for energy during World War II

was slaked by extensive
strip mining in the region.

Although in 1959, the
Knox mining disaster

pretty much put an
end to the industry.

- Abandoned in is mission-
- Surprise!

There is nothing in here.

The real surprise is
in the conference room.

Let's go! (hand thudding) Ow!

God, okay, come on, come on.

I'll finish it up later,

but essentially what
we're talking about is...

Surprise!

As you can see, I turned
the bagels from Os

into Cs, for Charles.

- Thank you.
- Took me all night.

This is what you
did last night?

I met this guy at
corporate last week,

and we were just digging
each other's vibe.

I was totally grooving
on him, and vice versa.

And besides, the last two
people to have his job

were Jan and Ryan.

The former was my lover, and
the latter, my best friend.

So who knows?

I do.

It's gonna be met-o.

It's going to be mental.

Oh my God, he's like
a Black George Clooney.

Really? I don't see it.

I mean he's okay, he's
not unattractive, he's...

Hey, how you doing?

- I'm Jim Halpert from sales.
- Hey.

Just wanted to say if you
need anything, let me know.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

I didn't think you'd
notice. (chuckling)

Uh, it's funny,
actually, there's another salesman out here,

Dwight Schrute, he
sent out this memo,

as he always does,

and it was about professionalism
in the workplace.

And of course he singled me out.

So I just had to mess with him.

Uh.

Oh, you'd understand
it if you read the memo,

which I should probably get you,

there's probably
one in the drawer.

It was pretty crazy,

but not more crazy than
wearing a tux at work-

- Right.
- I grant you that.

- Okay.
- So I'm gonna uh-

- Your name's Jim?
- Jim Halpert, yep.

So just gonna let you
get back to it, so...

He just had to
wear his tux today.

I thought I'd be funny.

Took 'em 40
minutes to get ready.

In business school, they told
us how to assess operations

and identify waste.

It is rare that the waste so
readily identifies itself.

I'm telling you, when
corporate sends somebody,

it is big trouble,
or really good news.

And then again, sometimes it
just means business as usual.

Okay, what are you thinking?

- Well, it's-
- Why are you asking him?

I just told you why he's here.

The real question here
is who's this guy work for?

Dunder Mifflin.

Oh, it's all starting
to make sense now.

All right, let me introduce
you to some of the troops.

Accounting, front and
center, come on up here.

I'd like you to meet somebody.

This is the
accounting department.

Hey, hey, I come
from accounting too.

- Oh, nerd alert.
- Not-

- This is Oscar Martinez.
- Hey.

He is Latino,

and he just got out of a
long term relationship,

with a man, Gil,
who broke his heart,

but he didn't bring
any of that into work.

It did not affect his job
performance whatsoever,

and I'm very proud
of him for that.

Hey Oscar, it's good to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Okay.

This little hell
raiser is Angela.

She has slept with a bunch of
different guys in the office.

Right over there, the orange.

- Ay Yo.
- Ay Yo, where's the other?

You know, Michael,

I don't need to know
everyone's sexual history.

- Well.
- Thanks.

Perfect, because we
have now arrived at Kevin,

and he has no sexual
(laughing) history.

Hey, I have had way
more sex than you.

No, you have not.
How many have you had?

- You say first.
- Same time.

- Three.
- 100.

Seven.

How 'bout I just say hi
to everyone at one time?

Good, good good good.

Everyone, please give
it up for Charles Miner.

(people clapping)

- Thank you, uh-
- Hey.

Dwight, Dwight,
cool it, come on.

Thank you, Michael.

Thank you for the
C-shaped bagels.

- Bro, well.
- Great, that's great.

Above and beyond.

Hey, you know,
we're in tough times,

and we're not immune
to this economy.

That's true.

But the goal is to, you know,
fight our way through this.

(throat clearing)
Stanley Hudson,

are there gonna be layoffs?

No, absolutely not.

Uh, hold on
Michael, thank you.

Uh, Stanley, you know, we
can't make any promises,

but we'll try everything
in our power to avoid that.

Do you have specifics?

Spec, well, Michael should
have filled you in last week.

Well, due to the economy,

there's a lot of
worry going around,

- and I didn't wanna worry-
- You didn't tell?

- People, well.
- No.

Why don't?

Yeah, I, what I
told Michael last-

Charles is gonna tell you.

Is that we are cutting
3% across the board,

which means we will
no longer be matching

401k contributions, and
all overtime requests

will need to come through
the corporate office.

Fantastic.

Well, I am looking
for ways to cut that 3%.

I think we should all start
by all coming together,

and giving 103%.

Actually, Michael, it's
not open for discussion.

- Well, it's not official.
- It is official.

- Well, er.
- It is official.

- Maybe.
- And actually guys,

I'm encouraging branches
to consider a freeze

on discretionary spending.

Such as salary, benefits, et
cetera, et cetera, insurance.

Not salaries.

- Petty cash.
- Right.

Supplies, and you know,
parties, things like that.

- Well-
- What about your party?

No, well then, okay, okay.

You know what?

I think this has been great.

I think this gives us a lot
to think about, doesn't it?

Charles Miner,
ladies and gentlemen,

he has a long trip home.
(people clapping)

Thank you for coming in, we
have to get back to work.

Michael, I'm gonna
stay for the day.

Oh no, no, no, you
don't have to do that.

I've got this covered, this
was just a meet and greet.

You don't need to-

No, this is a little
more involved than that.

I'm gonna set up in here, okay?

I am thrilled
that the new boss

has taken such an
active interest

in all of the responsibilities
that I'm supposed to have.

David, it was my understanding

that I was not
going to be managed.

[David] What
gave you that idea?

- It was my understanding.
- I see.

Listen, why, why don't we
just leave that position vacant?

Truth be told, I think I thrive

under a lack of accountability.

[David] Look, Michael,
Charles is very qualified.

Get to know him, I really
think the two of you

are gonna make a great team.

But the branch is still mine?

[David] You're still
the branch manager, yes.

I'm going to need to
see that in writing.

[David] It is
in your contract,

your branch manager contract.

But I will need
that in writing.

I'm just kidding. (chuckling)

But it would actually
give me comfort

if, if I could see it.

[David] Okay then, and if
you need anything else at all,

just let Charles know.

Ask him about the party.

Oh right, David,
are you coming

to my 15th anniversary party?

[David] I'll give it
my best shot, Michael.

No, no, no, no,
the other thing.

Oh, okay.

If we hire Cirque Du Soleil
as salaried employees,

will that help us with
the year-end tax stuff?

You think he hung up?

[David] No.

I am nothing if
not professional.

And if Charles is
going to be my boss,

then it is my job, no,
it is my profession

to get to know him
and to show him

exactly what I bring
to this branch,

which is competence and success,

and above all laughter,
and professionalism,

and above all, a
sense of whimsy.

So we're considering
upgrading company-wide,

it's a live chat for
customer service.

What kind of cologne is that?

What?

What kind of cologne
are you wearing?

Oh, I'm not, uh,
wearing cologne.

Are you telling me you just
smell like that naturally?

I'm wearing my son's cologne.

(knuckles tapping)

Meredith, "Slum
Dog Millionaire?"

Charles, may I have a
minute of your time?

Uh yeah, I have one minute.

Why don't you guys leave?

Okay, nice to see
you again, Charles.

Okay, Kelly, thank you.

Uh Meredith, thank you.

(throat clearing)
(sighing) What's up?

- Hi Charles.
- Hi Michael.

Chow-we.

"Chow-we bit my finga,
Chow-we bit my finga.

Ow, ow, Chow-we bit my finga-"

- Michael-
- YouTube, classic.

- Okay.
- Oh, still raining,

can you believe it?

So much rain.

It's humid also.

Is there something
I can do for you?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

I just got off the
horn with David Wallace,

and he said that you and I

should try to get to know each
other better, and I agree.

So what I would like you to do

is tell me something that you've
never told anybody before.

- No.
- Come on,

what's your wife's name?

Where did you work
before you came here?

- Saticoy Steel.
- Beautiful.

See, African Americans
have such a rich history

of unusual names.

No, I worked at a company
called Saticoy Steel.

Ss, you're, you're
not from paper?

- No.
- Does David know this?

Yeah, he knows, he just
wants a good manager.

Oh, well that actually
is a excellent segue

into really what
is my only point.

- Yeah, what is that?
- And that is,

I, I don't need to
be managed, Charles.

And if you wanna
pick up some tips,

observing here, and take
'em to the other branches,

it's all good.

But Jan would mostly come
by when she was super horny,

and Ryan would come by to visit
his parents and do laundry.

So, are we clear?

That's not how I
plan on doing things.

Okay, okay.

Well, I'll just
bounce that off David,

see what comes back.

I'll tell David
what he needs to know.

David wants it this way.

- Well, whatever David wants.
- Okay.

Michael Scott
calling for David.

Well, just tell him to call
me ASAP as possible, thanks.

Oh, Michael, come on.

No, you have to charm 'em.

(phone ringing)

[Stephanie] David
Wallace's office.

Hey there, gorgeous,
how you doing today?

[Stephanie] I'm
good, thank you.

- How's it hanging?
- All right?

Good, listen, my
name is Michael Scotch,

and just wanted to say that
I've got David Wallace's son

in the trunk of my car.

If he doesn't get on this phone-

- My God, no-
- In five seconds,

- I'm gonna start-
- Idiot, idiot, idiot,

- what are you doing?
- You've got to-

God!

Oh my God.

(phone ringing)

[Stephanie] David
Wallace's office.

Hi Stephanie, it's
Michael Scott again.

I just spoke with
Michael Scotch,

and the son's going to be
returned, everything's fine.

[Stephanie] Michael.

And I really, really
need to talk to David.

[Stephanie] Please hold.

[Charles] Charles Miner.

Hello?

Hello, who is this?

- Who is this?
- I was never given a name.

(Michael exhaling)

(Jim yawning)

(blinds rattling)

Oh, look at me in
my pretty tuxedo.

I'm so pretty and carefree,
and I don't need glasses,

and oh, what's that?

An objective outside observer
doesn't find me amusing?

(snorting) Hysterical.

Uh, hi, can I help you?

- I don't think anyone here-
- Oh, um, Pam?

Uh, hey, everyone, uh,
lunch is on me today.

- Wow.
- Hey.

Here you go, just
put it with that-

- Wow, that is so unnecessary.
- Are you kidding me with this?

On the day that I
bring in breakfast?

I mean, it's no big deal.

- I wish you had told us sooner.
- Right.

Because I was going to
go to the vending machine,

- and get an egg salad.
- You still have that option.

(Michael sighing)

- Thanks again, Charles.
- You're welcome.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Nobody thanked me.
- Thanks Charles.

For breakfast, except Charles.

(Charles sighing)

You say no more parties,

and then you spend all
this money on lunch.

I think it's a
little hypercritical.

Hypocritical, you mean
hypocritical, Michael?

No, I mean hypercritical,

because it's even
more accentuated.

I do this for
every branch I go to.

If you do not like it, then
I think there are some bagels

leftover from this morning.

David, Stephanie,
put me through to him.

Is that him in the background?

David?

David, David, pick
off the phone.

Oh, excuse me, Charles.

Just gonna grab one.

Um, pardon me, just
so crowded in here.

Just go.

Yeah, sorry.

Oh my gosh,
should I seduce him?

No, no one wants to see that.

Charles doesn't like Kelly.

Charles is looking for
someone more like him,

serious, competent, someone
who shares his background,

accounting, I'm gonna find
someone great for him.

- Michael.
- Okay, yep?

I just realized that
I used the 2008 calendar

to do the spreadsheets
for January and February.

I may need to come in
this weekend to fix it.

Do some overtime, wanna do
some overtime this weekend?

You know what, Kevin?

I applaud your initiative.

- Yes, you may-
- No, sorry Michael.

No, Kevin, right?

Gonna need you to do
that during office hours.

- Okay.
- Okay, thank you.

Kevin, this is my branch.

You don't ask
Charles, you ask me.

I say approved.

That's not the
way it's gonna work.

- Yes it is.
- No, it is not.

No, it is not.

Okay, so we're on
the same page, great.

Okay, so we're on
the same page, great.

- Okay, Michael.
- Okay, Michael.

- No, seriously?
- No, seriously.

- How old are you?
- How old are you?

- Oh, no.
- Okay, (chuckling).

I can tell Michael's mood

by which comedy routine
he chooses to do.

The more infantile, the
more up upset he is.

And he just skipped the "Ace
Ventura" talking butt thing.

He never skips it.

This is bad.

- Five years old.
- Five years old.

- Dude, stop.
- Michael.

- Michael!
- Michael!

- That's great, that's great.
- That's great.

- Stop it!
- Michael!

- Stop doing that.
- I'm gonna walk away.

I'm gonna walk away.

- You need to stop doing that.
- I'm kidding around, wow!

Relax, everybody,
it's just a joke.

Note to self, new guy
cannot take a joke.

Oh, I can take a
joke, I can take a joke.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know,

- we're just kidding around.
- Right.

It's fine, it's fine.

Oy, so touchy.

PPC, let's continue
our morning meeting

in the conference
room, let's get to it.

- Michael, let's-
- PPC.

You know what?

No, I don't have a problem
being micro managed.

Just don't come into my branch,

and tell me exactly what to do.

That's micro management, and
I will not stand for that.

Is it just me, or does
Charles seem sort of weird?

No, it was weird how
he was saying everything

- right before you said it.
- Yeah, that was weird.

He's, oh, it's just
nice to be with friends,

not have somebody
barking at you.

This silence, it's nice
to hear the silence.

Maybe we should
talk about your party.

Shh, yes, let's
talk about my party.

Hey Phyllis, I
have a question,

what exactly is the PPC?

Oh, that's the Party
Planning Committee.

They spend hours
planning parties.

- Hours?
- Mhm.

I built that house.

(laughing) I can burn it down.

And then out of that
cake pops another stripper,

holding a smaller cake,

and then an even smaller
stripper pops outta that one.

What is that smaller
stripper holding?

- A cupcake.
- Nice.

It's cupcakes and
strippers all the way down.

- Okay.
- Excuse me guys.

- What's going on in here-
- Party Planning Committee,

not your concern, Charles.

This doesn't seem like a
good way to spend company time.

Oh, all right, well, the
Party Planning Committee

is an institution
in this institution.

It is something that I
incorporated in the mid '90s

to celebrate the
laser disc release

of "A League of Their Own."

It has become a tradition here.

It is something that is
important to all of us.

What did we do for "League
of Their Own" party?

- A pizza of your own party.
- Exactly.

Make your own pizza.

I didn't even work here then,
I just heard the stories.

Okay, thank you, Dwight.

That should take five
minutes of one person's day.

- Really?
- Five minutes.

Well then how would we come up
with great ideas like Jim's?

Go ahead.

No, I'd like to get back
to work, actually guys.

[Charles] What you got, Jim?

No, I...

What is a two-way petting zoo?

You pet the animals,
they pet you back.

That's a great idea,
and we have a cake

in the shape of a bale of hay.

It's really just a
regular shaped cake.

But it's cool, and it's, it-

This isn't a good use
of company time, Michael.

Whoa, you're talking about
my anniversary party, so.

Okay, everyone except for
Michael, go back to your desks.

- Yeah, why don't you do that.
- Thank you very much.

- Yeah, here we go.
- Okay.

- Okay.
- Okay, Michael,

I'm dissolving this committee.

- What?
- Yeah, I mean, come on.

This is a workplace, it isn't
designed for your vanity.

Newsflash, I've been
here for 15 years.

Headline, you have been
here one day, end of story.

You have no right to cancel
my 15th anniversary party.

- End of story.
- I don't care-

- End of story, end of story.
- If I've hurt your feelings,

or you do not agree with
my methods, but it is over.

Okay, no, no, no, no, no.

You know what?

I'm going to New York,

and I am going to
talk to David Wallace.

I'm going to tell
him everything.

And I'm sorry to say, you're
screwed, and you know what?

You are gonna be
through, and I'm sorry,

- I'm sorry to do that to you.
- Right.

Do you even know
how paper is made?

It's not like steel, you
don't put it into a furnace.

If you put paper into a furnace,

do you know what would happen?

You'd ruin it.

(door slamming)

Well, on the plus side,

Michael's taken some of
the heat off Jim, maybe?

Kendall had a 15-year party
at this big club in New York,

that I heard was
great, and he's a dick.

15 years, you know?

You're gonna take away
a man's 15-year party?

It's a long time.

I met Ed Truck, I
met Todd Packer.

Truck is dead.

If I had planted a tree
when I first started,

you could turn that
into paper by now.

- He really doesn't like me.
- But you look so dapper.

Thank you.

I'm working so hard, I
was hitting the phones,

I closed a sale, I
updated my contacts-

- Busy day, Jim?
- What, I?

Hey, go tell him you
updated your contact list.

I would tell him if it...

You're mocking me?

Really, today, like I
don't have enough going on?

- I'm sorry, have a candy.
- Thank you.

Sweetie, do you mind
eating that at your desk?

I don't want him to
keep seeing us together.

(knuckles thumping)

Come in.

- Hey.
- Hey.

All right, Charles,
I gotta be honest,

I think we really got off
on the wrong foot here.

And truth be told, I'm
a pretty smart guy,

and a hard worker,

and I'm a great number
two for the office.

Number two?

Second in command to Michael.

Oh, I, I didn't know
that position existed.

Oh, that's because at first

it was a made up
position for Dwight,

just to make him feel better,

assistant to the
regional manager.

But then he lost that,
and Michael gave it to me.

So you're the assistant
to the regional manager?

Assistant regional
manager, yeah.

Any responsibilities
come with it?

Mm, no, not exactly.

Do you want to keep
this made up position?

It's important to you?

All right, I will just,

I'm just gonna let
you get back to that.

- Yeah, would you?
- Yep.

Thanks.

Hello, Stephanie,
okay, where is he?

Don't tell me he's in a meeting.

Why don't you just have
a seat, he'll be with-

- Is he in the bathroom?
- He-

Just tell me, is
he in the bathroom?

Excuse me, is this new?

(Sighing) Oh.

(door clicking)

Oh come on.

Hey, do you have the code?

(door clicking)

Michael?

What are you-

So is this the meeting
you've been in all day?

How did you get here, Michael?

I drove.

Okay (sighing).

Canceled my 15th
anniversary party,

just pulled the rug
out from under me.

He said no figs, I've
already bought 'em,

and I don't have a
place to store 'em.

So I feel like I've
been sort of boned.

Michael, yes-

Did you talk to
him about this?

Yeah, I-

You've talked to him
all day, obviously.

[David] Right.

Did you talk to
him about this?

Well, I didn't know about
the figs specifically,

- yeah, and-
- No, okay,

then I don't get it.

It doesn't make any sense to me,

because I thought
in the new system

that I was supposed
to talk to Charles,

and then Charles was
supposed to talk to you,

and that would dilute
any need from me

to ever talk to you that again.

That's not exactly
the new system

I, clearly, that's
what you wanted.

- No-
- 15 years I've been here,

and I have sacrificed a lot.

Yes.

I've put having
a family on hold.

We didn't ask you to do that.

And I've never
gone hang gliding,

and I've never driven my car
to the top of Mount Washington.

Okay, nice meeting everyone.

[Jim] All right.

And I'll see you
in a couple of weeks.

- Cool.
- Excellent.

It was very nice meeting
you, Charles Miner.

Okay.

See ya.

See ya.

Bye!

And for my next trick, I will
make my career disappear.

I could see our
kids facing obstacles,

being half Black
and half Indian,

but it's so worth it, you guys.

There's just me here.

I am gonna get him to
buy me a prime rib tonight.

- I think he left.
- What?

Move!

[Angela] Hello, Charles.

Charles?

Hey, is that his scarf?

No.

Charles and Kelly,
absolutely not.

He is a sophisticated man.

He does not need to
go dumpster diving

for companionship,
okay. (sighing)

I don't understand that
after 15 years of service here,

I have to get in the car
and drive to New York

in order to talk to you.

That doesn't seem right to me.

That doesn't seem
fair, and I think

that I've earned more than that.

Yeah.

You're right, yes, I get
it, I get it, Michael.

- Okay.
- Here's what I'm gonna do.

(sighing) Okay.

We will move
some money around,

and I will personally see to
it that you have your party,

you have your figs.

I will be in attendance,
it's gonna be great.

How's that?

(Michael sighing)

- I quit.
- What?

Michael?

You have no idea
how high I can fly.

(door clicking)

No, Mom, I don't know if
I did the right thing.

It's just, it's just
what I did, okay?

Don't put Jeff on the phone.

I don't, please, I don't wanna.

Hello, Sir, how are your trains?

Uh huh, yes, I'm fine.

I have a savings account, I,

I don't know.

Uh huh.

I will.

Okay.

Dork.

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