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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:10,749 - Hi. - Your driver's license, 2 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:14,041 banking card and marriage registration. 3 00:00:14,042 --> 00:00:16,624 Did you, um, apply for high-risk? 4 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,208 - Yeah. - Same. 5 00:00:19,708 --> 00:00:21,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 6 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:25,208 You break the legs and I'll break the arms. 7 00:00:25,209 --> 00:00:26,499 Could we cover the head first? 8 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,583 {n8}Oh, my God. 9 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:30,874 What if we come up with a pact 10 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:33,375 that, once we make a certain amount of money, 11 00:00:33,376 --> 00:00:34,915 we can part ways? 12 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:37,395 - Yeah, sure. - John! 13 00:00:37,396 --> 00:00:39,874 You can't just go rogue like that. 14 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:42,708 - You really care about me. - No. I, like, 15 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,458 really care about you. 16 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:51,791 "Hihi." 17 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:54,915 "Enjoy your day off." 18 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:57,708 Ah, what a beautiful day. 19 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,124 Yeah. 20 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,750 {n8}I like a stroll, you know? 21 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:07,750 {n8}- Like a walk. - Yeah, not running. 22 00:01:07,751 --> 00:01:09,999 Should we get some wine? 23 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,416 No, we have a whole room full of wine. 24 00:01:13,417 --> 00:01:16,207 You know, only canned wine. 25 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:19,416 I-I like getting things sometimes. 26 00:01:19,417 --> 00:01:20,833 That's my favorite. 27 00:01:20,834 --> 00:01:21,916 Enjoy. 28 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:26,416 You know, the peppers from our garden 29 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:28,624 - are really good, actually... - Stop. 30 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:31,187 - What? - I'm never gonna eat that produce, ever. 31 00:01:31,188 --> 00:01:33,749 I've already been sneaking it into your food. 32 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,416 - Disgusting. - You've eaten a toe by now, for sure. 33 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:37,478 - Stop. - Look at these beauties. 34 00:01:37,479 --> 00:01:39,301 - You just got them in? - We did, yeah. 35 00:01:39,302 --> 00:01:41,125 They look delicious. Are they organic? 36 00:01:41,126 --> 00:01:42,457 They are organic. 37 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:43,707 - Yeah? - Yeah. 38 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:45,125 Can you make gazpacho with this? 39 00:01:45,126 --> 00:01:46,791 Yeah. 40 00:01:46,792 --> 00:01:48,458 Runi. 41 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:53,875 - Stop it. - What's up? 42 00:01:53,876 --> 00:01:55,500 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 43 00:01:55,501 --> 00:01:57,479 Oh, my God. 44 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:01,583 - What's going on? - Oh, my God. I can't believe this moment. 45 00:02:01,584 --> 00:02:03,957 - Hey. - Hi. 46 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,686 - How are you? - Yeah. I'm good. 47 00:02:05,687 --> 00:02:07,416 - What's going on? - Wow. 48 00:02:07,417 --> 00:02:09,040 How long has it been? 49 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,767 - Forever. I mean, forever. - Forever. 50 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:13,207 - It's good to see you. - You look good. 51 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:15,625 - Thank you. You look great. - Thank you. 52 00:02:15,626 --> 00:02:17,250 Hey, this is, uh, my wife. 53 00:02:17,251 --> 00:02:18,540 - Hi. - Hello. 54 00:02:18,541 --> 00:02:20,208 - I'm Runi. - Nice to meet you. 55 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:21,875 Nice to meet you, too. 56 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:23,374 This is Benjamin. 57 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,375 - Hey, how's it going, Benjamin? - Hi. 58 00:02:25,376 --> 00:02:27,333 - Hi. - How old are you, man? 59 00:02:27,334 --> 00:02:29,207 - Six. - Six? 60 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:31,416 Wow, really going ham on those tomatoes. 61 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:33,750 - Good age. - Yeah. - Good age. 62 00:02:33,751 --> 00:02:35,499 - Yeah. - Yeah. 63 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,791 You guys live in the city now? 64 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:40,082 - Yeah. - Yeah. Uh, she just, um, 65 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:42,333 she just got a promotion, so we moved here. 66 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:44,145 Oh, wow. What do you do? 67 00:02:44,146 --> 00:02:45,957 Um, I design software. 68 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:49,791 So just, like, user, you know, interface. 69 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:52,187 - Stuff like that. - That's amazing. 70 00:02:52,188 --> 00:02:54,583 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 71 00:02:54,584 --> 00:02:57,166 - You still food styling? - Yes. 72 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:58,249 I'm art directing now. 73 00:02:58,250 --> 00:02:59,458 - Ah. - Cool. 74 00:02:59,459 --> 00:03:00,749 Cool, yeah. 75 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:03,249 - That's cool. - Cool. - Yeah. 76 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:07,083 Well, it was really, really good running into you both. 77 00:03:07,084 --> 00:03:08,832 - Yeah. - It was so nice to meet you. 78 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:11,250 - It was really nice seeing you. - We got to get going. 79 00:03:11,251 --> 00:03:13,041 - Okay. - Say bye. 80 00:03:13,042 --> 00:03:14,833 - Bye. - Bye, Benjamin. 81 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:17,249 Cute kid. 82 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,958 - Yeah. - She's stunning. 83 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:25,208 You know, I'm actually really impressed by you. 84 00:03:25,209 --> 00:03:26,790 Why? 85 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:28,750 I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that, 86 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,874 I just... I don't know. 87 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:33,791 I thought you would be bothered by something like that. 88 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,916 Just glad you're not. 89 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:39,833 What are you talking about? 90 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,416 Oh, that she has one hand. 91 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,666 What? What are you saying? 92 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:50,937 - Are you joking? - No. 93 00:03:50,938 --> 00:03:53,207 That she has one hand. 94 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:56,540 - She has two hands. - She has one hand. 95 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:59,083 Oh, did she have two hands when you guys dated? 96 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,415 Well, yeah. 97 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:02,916 Can I get three of these? 98 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,958 You don't remember if the girl you dated had one hand or not? 99 00:04:07,959 --> 00:04:10,915 She... Hold on. 100 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,999 Wait. Did you guys have sex? 101 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,666 Yes, I mean, that was, that's, like, all we did. 102 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,625 It was the basis of our relationship. 103 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:21,000 Okay, but you didn't notice while you were having sex, 104 00:04:21,001 --> 00:04:25,541 like, one hand, two hands on you, like, that's... 105 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,791 - She has two hands. - Oh, my God. You don't know. 106 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:31,957 That's, uh... 107 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,875 - Can I get this sliced? - Sure thing. 108 00:04:34,876 --> 00:04:36,374 Thanks. 109 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,791 Can I get a Green Machine? 110 00:04:57,041 --> 00:04:59,458 John? John Smith? 111 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,436 - This isn't my order. - What'd you say? 112 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,707 - This isn't my order. - What's your name? 113 00:05:06,708 --> 00:05:09,707 - John Smith. - Well, that's the order for John Smith. 114 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:12,291 - Yeah, but this isn't what I ordered. - What did you order? 115 00:05:12,292 --> 00:05:15,583 I ordered a regular old orange juice. OJ. 116 00:05:15,584 --> 00:05:16,790 The old white Bronco. 117 00:05:16,791 --> 00:05:19,228 I've been waiting, like, 15 minutes. 118 00:05:19,229 --> 00:05:21,665 Oh, well, this is for John. John Smith. 119 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:24,333 - Yeah, I know what you said. - Uh, I'm John. 120 00:05:24,334 --> 00:05:25,832 That my drink? 121 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,749 Lean Green Machine, almond butter? 122 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,666 That's the one. 123 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:33,291 - Thank you. - No problem. 124 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,582 So... Mmm. 125 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,540 - What was that? - That guy sucks. 126 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,499 Yeah, that's what happened, 127 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:46,250 but I think we might have the same name or s-something. 128 00:05:46,251 --> 00:05:47,958 You order an OJ? 129 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:51,665 I saw some guy walk up and claim it. 130 00:05:51,666 --> 00:05:55,291 - Really? - Yeah. He looked way too pleased with himself. 131 00:05:55,292 --> 00:05:57,457 - Uh, sir? - Yep. 132 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,750 - Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't have to... - No, no, no, what do you want? 133 00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:02,583 I'll get yours and another one of these. An OJ? 134 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,332 Yeah, that-that'd be great. 135 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,166 All right, so an OJ and another one of these. 136 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,750 Of course. 137 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,708 Wow. Six or seven years? 138 00:06:20,709 --> 00:06:22,624 Is it, uh... 139 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,749 Is it still fun? Like, what... 140 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,875 - Is it like...? - What? Yeah. Dude. 141 00:06:26,876 --> 00:06:28,791 Yeah, I still dig it. 142 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:30,708 John, look around. 143 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,499 Okay. Now... 144 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,999 Now look at us. 145 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,582 - Okay. - Right? 146 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:39,041 - Yeah. - Don't get me wrong, there are some... 147 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:40,249 bumps in the road. 148 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,957 - Yeah. - But just stay the course. 149 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:44,541 You keep through, and at the end of the day, 150 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:47,125 yeah, you'll get some nicks and bruises, but... 151 00:06:47,126 --> 00:06:49,040 John, it's a fantastic life. 152 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,666 I was just saying that. I think... 153 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,562 - Hey. Hi. - Hey. What's up? 154 00:06:52,563 --> 00:06:54,457 And this must be your Jane. 155 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,208 And she's a cutie. You got lucky. 156 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:57,749 Uh... 157 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,500 Thanks, yeah, she's beautiful. Um... 158 00:06:59,501 --> 00:07:01,229 I'm John. 159 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:02,957 Jane. 160 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:05,915 His last name's Smith. 161 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:09,125 He's one of us. 162 00:07:09,126 --> 00:07:11,165 What? 163 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,958 - Yeah. - Wow. 164 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,457 Yeah. 165 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,457 - Another Smith? - Yes. 166 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,832 Have you met other Smiths before? 167 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:22,520 Yeah, I've met a few in my day, out in the wild, 168 00:07:22,521 --> 00:07:25,208 but this is the first time it happened by accident. 169 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:27,832 - Wow. - Yeah. I know. We, uh... 170 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:29,666 - we were getting juice. - This is crazy. What? 171 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:34,582 Oh. Oh, duty calls. 172 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:36,061 - Yeah... - See, no, yeah. 173 00:07:36,062 --> 00:07:37,541 No, go ahead. Take it, take it. 174 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:43,540 It's crazy. He, like, he has so much intel. 175 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:47,375 He... I think he thinks it's, um, a 9/11 intelligence group. 176 00:07:47,376 --> 00:07:50,125 'Cause they've been doing it for, like, 15 years. 177 00:07:50,126 --> 00:07:52,415 Okay. 178 00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:54,458 This is what we should do, 179 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:56,082 dinner. 180 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:58,291 You can meet my Jane, we'll talk shop, 181 00:07:58,292 --> 00:08:00,500 we'll have a couple drinks and kick back. 182 00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:02,040 It'll be a good time. 183 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:03,750 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great. 184 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,937 - Whenever you want. - How about tonight? 185 00:08:05,938 --> 00:08:08,124 - Tonight? - Yeah. To... What? 186 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:10,041 - You got other plans? - No, I'm-I'm... - Uh... 187 00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:11,916 - I think that's fine. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 188 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:13,875 - Yeah, that's cool. - I'm good. 189 00:08:13,876 --> 00:08:15,999 - Okay, uh... - Oh. 190 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,832 Your phone. 191 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:19,833 Right. You don't know... 192 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,666 ...where we live. 193 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:26,374 So, you have my number. 194 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:29,040 Text me your address. We'll be there at 7:00. 195 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:32,666 I'll bring a bottle of something old and dangerous. 196 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,267 - Cool? - Yeah, you're cool. - Great. Y-Yeah. 197 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,624 - Great. - So nice to meet you. 198 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,416 - So nice meeting you. - So nice meeting you, man. 199 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,750 Thanks. 200 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:44,082 Hey, love. Listen, you won't believe 201 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,208 - what just happened. - Okay, so they're coming over to our place tonight. 202 00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:47,791 - Yeah. - I want to make another round 203 00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:49,562 - and get other things. - Okay. 204 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,468 Yeah, we should, uh, get dessert. 205 00:08:51,469 --> 00:08:53,374 Yeah, dessert. I saw some, actually. 206 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,458 - There were apricots that I liked. - Apricots? 207 00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:59,520 ♪ Someone's at the door ♪ 208 00:08:59,521 --> 00:09:01,749 ♪ Ah, who is it? ♪ 209 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,958 ♪ It's your future lover ♪ 210 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,082 Hmm. 211 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,625 ♪ Come on in ♪ 212 00:09:07,626 --> 00:09:09,040 - Oh. - Mmm. 213 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:11,415 ♪ Someone's at the door ♪ 214 00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:13,791 ♪ Ah, who is it... 215 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:16,228 You, um... 216 00:09:16,229 --> 00:09:18,614 you nervous? 217 00:09:18,615 --> 00:09:20,515 No, I mean... 218 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,415 just a little. 219 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:26,020 The cool thing is that they're both Smiths, you know. 220 00:09:26,021 --> 00:09:29,625 - Yeah. - So we can actually talk about... a-anything. 221 00:09:29,626 --> 00:09:32,291 - Yeah. - Yeah. No, you're right. 222 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:34,958 Yeah. You look great, by the way. 223 00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:36,791 - Yeah? - Really cute. 224 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:38,624 - It's not too much? - No. 225 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,750 - This? - Mm-hmm. No, I don't think so. 226 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:43,125 We're matching. 227 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:48,000 We're both wearing turtlenecks. 228 00:09:48,001 --> 00:09:49,187 I should change. 229 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:50,374 - No. - Yes. 230 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,312 Don't change. Never change. 231 00:09:54,251 --> 00:09:56,375 - Hey. - Hi. 232 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,208 - Jane. - Jane, yep. 233 00:09:59,209 --> 00:10:00,415 Hey, how's it going, man? 234 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,165 - You look beautiful. - Good to see you. 235 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,416 - How are you? - Hi. Good to see you. 236 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,270 Good to see you. 237 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:08,125 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. 238 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,624 - What a dump. - Yeah, this is great. 239 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,000 - Guys, this is... - The best location, too. 240 00:10:14,001 --> 00:10:15,040 - Yeah. - Yeah. 241 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,582 - It's beautiful. - Beautiful. 242 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,125 - Aw. - Thanks. - Smells incredible. 243 00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:19,833 Oh, that's all, that's all John. 244 00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:21,415 Yeah, um... 245 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,791 You guys want a, want a drink or anything? 246 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:24,374 Yeah, we brought this. 247 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,458 - Aw. - It's reminiscent of Hibiki. 248 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,208 - Oh. Thank you so much. - Thank you. 249 00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:29,957 No, no, no, don't thank us, no. 250 00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:32,583 That one's from the boss. It's rare and proper 251 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:34,415 and-and not for the faint of heart. 252 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,375 So we thought it would, you know, fit the occasion. 253 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,374 - "Enjoy." - One word. 254 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,875 One word. No cryptic message or... 255 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,582 anything. Yeah. 256 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:47,166 - What, you guys get messages? - Oh, yeah. 257 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,124 - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, we-we had one fail, 258 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:52,125 - and now everything's a message. - Well, it wasn't like a... 259 00:10:52,126 --> 00:10:53,770 I mean, well, it was a technicality. 260 00:10:53,771 --> 00:10:55,416 There was something we were supposed to do... 261 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:56,833 - Yeah. - ...that just ended up hap... 262 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,749 It wasn't-wasn't our fault. 263 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,750 Yeah, that's never happened to us. 264 00:11:00,751 --> 00:11:02,458 - No. - Yeah, well, 265 00:11:02,459 --> 00:11:03,624 it's, you know... 266 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,207 - It just happened one time. - Us either. 267 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:06,625 - It-it did happen, but one time. - Us either. Yeah. 268 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,499 This thing, that wasn't our thing. 269 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,958 Why don't you pour us Janes a glass, love? 270 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:12,165 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah. 271 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,749 Am I getting a house tour or what? 272 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,103 - Yes, of course. - All right, yeah. 273 00:11:15,104 --> 00:11:16,457 I'll get a glass. This is great. 274 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,000 I guess the guys will go over there. 275 00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:19,000 Dude, such a nice house. 276 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,500 I thought the yoga studio was spectacular, 277 00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:27,124 but this is... 278 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,958 Look at the size of this room. 279 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,333 Ours leads to a great little garden on the bottom level, 280 00:11:34,334 --> 00:11:37,500 - but it-it's much smaller. - Oh. That's nice. 281 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,125 I will say, the company has surprisingly good taste 282 00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:45,790 with this sort of thing. 283 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,500 I actually, I bought that one. 284 00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:50,332 - You did? - Yeah. 285 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,916 Yeah. Art's what I wanted to start buying 286 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:54,750 when I first started making money. 287 00:11:54,751 --> 00:11:57,082 You have a really great eye. 288 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,540 - Yeah? - You can't buy or learn that. 289 00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,541 - That's very nice. Thank you. - I mean it. 290 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:03,833 Mm. 291 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,666 Oh, hi there, little puss. 292 00:12:11,459 --> 00:12:13,707 That's Max. 293 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,832 Hi, Max. 294 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,708 - Is this the-the... - Panic room. 295 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:21,000 Oh. 296 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,832 This is a weird spot for the room. 297 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,541 I know. I think it should be in the basement. 298 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:29,874 - Yeah. - Yeah. 299 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,457 I wouldn't worry too much about it. 300 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,083 This is the kind of thing you can trust the company with. 301 00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:38,791 Optimization of space, efficiency and all that. 302 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:43,000 I don't know how they do it... I really don't... but... 303 00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:45,083 it's the difference between us and everybody else. 304 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,624 We never even use ours. 305 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,874 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 306 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,770 Oh, except to eavesdrop. You've done that, right? 307 00:12:53,771 --> 00:12:55,666 - I haven't. - Oh, my God, you should. 308 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,500 You didn't choose that one? 309 00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:00,708 No. We did not get this. 310 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,936 Classic. 311 00:13:05,937 --> 00:13:08,458 - Aw. - Oh. 312 00:13:08,459 --> 00:13:10,540 Okay. That... I know. 313 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,040 It's... We like to do our debriefs together, 314 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,791 'cause it's... I get nervous I'm gonna miss something. 315 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,165 I get it. I do all of ours. 316 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,520 - All of them, by yourself? - Yeah. 317 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:22,874 Have you seen my John? He's so amazing 318 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,145 at so many things, but writing isn't one of them. 319 00:13:25,146 --> 00:13:27,416 He just misses a bunch of the details. 320 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:28,708 Ah. 321 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,208 I wouldn't trade him, though. 322 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,291 I'm glad the company matched me with him. 323 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:37,666 Mm. 324 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,666 Do you ever think about who they are? 325 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,041 The company? 326 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,957 I used to. 327 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:50,500 A lot. Especially in the beginning. 328 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:57,958 But can I give you a little bit of advice about that? 329 00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:59,875 - Oh, yeah. - Jane to Jane? 330 00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:01,750 Mm-hmm. 331 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,707 Don't get in the way of your own happiness. 332 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,583 The company's here to take care of you. 333 00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:11,833 All you have to do is ask. 334 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:16,125 - Jane, love! Time to eat! - Oh. 335 00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:18,957 I'm starving. 336 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,041 So, I hook my foot 337 00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:22,749 onto the top of the cage... 338 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,458 No underwear! 339 00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:26,332 No underwear! 340 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,332 So your stuff is... 341 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,874 - a lot of movement. - Lot of movement. 342 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,750 And just like, you're like, "Get to the chopper," like... 343 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:35,062 - "Get to the chopper!" - But then, listen, 344 00:14:35,063 --> 00:14:37,374 it's a, it's a, it's a good lesson, right? 345 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,833 You always have to have on a good, clean pair of underwear. 346 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,125 - Yeah? - 'Cause you, you never know... 347 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,416 - That's what I say. - She says that 348 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,062 - every-every meeting. - All the time. 349 00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:45,926 I'm so sorry. That was my bad, baby. 350 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,790 - It wasn't your bad, no. - It was. 351 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:50,208 - It was not. We were... - No, it was a big miscommunication. 352 00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:51,708 No, but we were just, you know... 353 00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,165 It was all my fault. 354 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,250 No. Listen. 355 00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:57,707 Guys, 356 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:01,290 things... take a while to gel. 357 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,958 - Yeah. - But, like, especially in the beginning. 358 00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,374 We got better since then. 359 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,332 - Oh, yeah. - How... 360 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,916 How long h-have you guys... 361 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,499 Like, five or six years ago. 362 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,916 Wait, so you guys didn't... you didn't start together? 363 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,290 I got rematched a few years in. 364 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,875 - Oh... - Oh, wow. - I had to find a new Jane. 365 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,290 - Wow. - Lucky me. 366 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,311 Yeah, really. Lucky you. 367 00:15:25,312 --> 00:15:26,988 - Lucky me. Yeah. - Aw. 368 00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:28,665 - She's more... - Lucky me. 369 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,832 She's more mature, more... 370 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,166 - Yeah. - We're more, we're more compatible. 371 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,665 - Yeah. - That's great. 372 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:37,249 - That's great. - How are you guys 373 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,833 finding your directives from Supe? 374 00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,207 - Pretty good? - Supe? 375 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,875 - Supervisor. - Oh, we... - Oh. 376 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,624 We call him Hihi. 377 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,332 - Hihi? - Hihi? That's cute. 378 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,750 - Where did... - 'Cause that was the first thing... 379 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:51,249 - They said, the... in the email. - Oh. 380 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,165 Yeah, they were like, "Hihi." 381 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,582 Like, we were like, "Oh, this is a-a cute cartoon cat." 382 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,000 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like, that's... yeah. - That's cute. 383 00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,915 - Yeah. It was interesting. - Hihi. 384 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,583 - But, yeah, Hihi stuck. - Yeah, they're good. 385 00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:02,583 - They're good. - Yeah. 386 00:16:02,584 --> 00:16:04,290 Um, just tough. 387 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,333 I think it took a while for us to, like, understand 388 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:08,333 - the parameters of what... - Wait, wait, wait. 389 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,332 - Yeah. - What-what level are you two? 390 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,291 - We're high-risk. - Yeah, high risk. 391 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:14,707 How about you? 392 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,083 - Super high-risk? - Super high-risk? 393 00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:18,082 - Yeah. - Wow. 394 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:22,166 We like it. It fits both our personalities. 395 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:23,790 Yeah. 396 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:25,999 But who knows? Maybe one day, 397 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,708 I'll trade it all in and, and go low-risk. 398 00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,957 You know? Yeah. 399 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,790 You know, put on a uniform and... 400 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,290 ...and deliver some packages. 401 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,791 There will be a blizzard in July... 402 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:39,332 The delivery guys, they're... 403 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,750 - You don't know that these guys, they make good money. - ...they're Smiths. 404 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,082 Because the-the low-risk. 405 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,625 - Oh, my God. - They're the-the guys who were 406 00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:45,957 - giving us the... - The g... 407 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,582 - Oh, yeah. - That makes so much sense. 408 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,916 For the benefits, do you think you could go low-risk? 409 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,915 - No. I don't think I'd do it. - Maybe. 410 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:55,875 - I'd get bored. You would do it? - Yeah. There's something nice. 411 00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:57,333 It's like a gardener. It's like you... 412 00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:58,790 You know when it's done. 413 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,311 And you have your repetition, but I-I think 414 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,759 there's something probably sad about... 415 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,207 James Bond delivering Edible Arrangements. 416 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,125 - That's-that's probably not great. - That's right. 417 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:10,791 So, would you ever want to up your level? 418 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,250 I've thought about it. 419 00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:14,707 Yeah. 420 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,665 And we've t-tried both. 421 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:19,103 - Yeah. - I mean, super high-risk is hardly any different. 422 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,541 - Really? - Except the money and the perks are way better. 423 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,145 Yeah. O-Obviously, yeah. 424 00:17:23,146 --> 00:17:24,749 I mean, I think we could... 425 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,625 I think we could do it. I would try it. 426 00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:28,375 - Yeah. I'd-I'd... - I'd be... 427 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:29,790 interested in that. 428 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:32,250 Absolutely. It'd be fun, to try. 429 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,458 - Yeah. - One day. 430 00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:35,207 Mm-hmm. 431 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:38,833 Yeah. 432 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:41,165 So, um... 433 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:44,208 how's the intimacy between the two of you? 434 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,750 - Mm. - How's that working? 435 00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:50,000 Romantically. What's... 436 00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,999 Yeah. It's great. 437 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,500 - It's great. - It's really great. 438 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,124 What? It is. 439 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,999 I know, I'm meddling, I know, I'm sorry. 440 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,375 - It's mind-blowing, guys. - But I'm just, like, 441 00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:01,500 uh, it's fascinating to me. 442 00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,604 Yeah. We, um, we had, we... 443 00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:05,707 we had rules at first. Uh... 444 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,666 - Yeah. - To not sleep with each other. 445 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:09,790 What? 446 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,000 - Yeah. - Initially, yeah. 447 00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:12,500 - Wow. - But then we... 448 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:14,124 - I mean, how... - We... 449 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,874 - Yes. - ...we ripped each other's clothes off 450 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,625 - the first night we met. - How did you do that? 451 00:18:17,626 --> 00:18:19,165 I couldn't resist. 452 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,500 - It wasn't that long. We-we... - We had to kill somebody 453 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,499 to get in the mood, so, like... 454 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,666 - That's pretty much... yeah. - I just don't understand because 455 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,728 we're living in the same house, you're doing all this 456 00:18:27,729 --> 00:18:29,791 insane shit together, and then, I mean, naturally, right? 457 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,540 - I mean, it's so... charged. - Yeah. 458 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,375 - Of course. Yeah, yeah, no. - Yeah. No. 459 00:18:33,376 --> 00:18:35,208 - I mean... - I just didn't want it to be messy. 460 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:36,416 You know? 'Cause we're business partners 461 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,457 and really, it... you know? 462 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,041 Yeah, we just didn't want it to get confusing, 463 00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:41,249 I guess. 464 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,957 And you don't get jealous? 465 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,165 - No, I don't get jealous. - She's like a robot. 466 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,291 I'm not a robot, I just don't get jealous. 467 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,790 Sorry you get jealous. 468 00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,707 - I want to know... - I go crazy 469 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,625 when he's flirting just on missions. 470 00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,374 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 471 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,915 Now I sound like such a rule maker, but, like, 472 00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:59,665 - we made this pact at first... - It's a lot of pacts. 473 00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:01,416 ...that we would... this is when we first started... 474 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:04,874 that we would make a certain amount of money, 475 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,333 and then once we made that, we'd part ways. 476 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:09,833 Yeah. 477 00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:16,500 Oh, no. Uh, what? 478 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,458 Excuse... 479 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,458 Stop. 480 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,499 Yeah, like you two can just, 481 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,875 you know, break up and quit, like... 482 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,832 Ah... 483 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,875 Yeah. 484 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,708 Can you imagine if the company was that open-minded? 485 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,749 Oh, my God. 486 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,708 - I need a drink. - Here, the water. 487 00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:56,125 Yeah, like, the water's right there. 488 00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:58,165 Uh, no. Something stronger, like... 489 00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,958 - There's, um... - There's a bar behind you. 490 00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:01,665 Uh, okay, okay. Guys, sorry. 491 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:03,958 - No, no, no, no. - No, that's fine. 492 00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:05,958 I'm glad that it made you laugh. 493 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,207 Oh, man. 494 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,624 So, do you think if the company 495 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,291 hadn't matched you, that you'd be compatible? 496 00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:16,000 Oh. 497 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,957 I think, um... 498 00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:24,250 I don't know, I feel like Jane is, like... 499 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,249 ...so smart, and I... 500 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,999 I just never have met anyone like her. 501 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,750 Yeah, I really, I really respect him. 502 00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:35,041 I think he has... 503 00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:37,332 he has a good heart. 504 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,333 Yeah. 505 00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:39,665 - Oh. - Whoa. - One. 506 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,125 - He sneezes in threes. - Bless you. 507 00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:43,040 - Oh. - Yeah. 508 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,040 - He sneezes in threes? - Yes. 509 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,041 - Oh. - Uh-oh. 510 00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,540 Two. 511 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,895 - Oh, my God. - Oh, wow. 512 00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:53,250 Well, now... now is the big finale. 513 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,249 Nah, we're fair. 514 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,958 I don't know who I'm rooting for. 515 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,916 No. 516 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,249 Go! Come on! 517 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,583 - She's tiny but she's crazy strong, dude. - Okay, I've got an itch. 518 00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:09,124 That is, that's not helping. 519 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,791 It's your nails. They're going into my back... 520 00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,291 They're going in the back of my hand. 521 00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:13,791 Don't blame it on that. 522 00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:14,958 Go. 523 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,374 Wow. John. 524 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,958 - I got a cramp. - She's tiny but she's crazy strong. 525 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,666 I got a cramp. That was a long time. 526 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:24,915 Thank you, thank you. 527 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,083 She's crazy. She's-she's like an ant. 528 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,499 I am. It's my core. 529 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,958 It's my... That wasn't an easy defeat. 530 00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,457 - Uh-huh. - It wasn't. 531 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,311 I've had an easier time with men twice your size. 532 00:21:32,312 --> 00:21:34,166 Sounds like you're giving me a read, but that's fine. 533 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,041 - No, that was a compliment. - That's fine. 534 00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:37,812 I'm strong. 535 00:21:39,584 --> 00:21:40,791 Oh. 536 00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,083 Oh, man. 537 00:21:48,084 --> 00:21:49,583 Is this Eminem? 538 00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:51,082 - This? - Yeah. 539 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,791 This is, uh, the Clipse. 540 00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:55,290 Oh. I like Eminem. 541 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,707 - Is he still performing? - Mm-hmm. 542 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:58,125 I think he is. A couple years ago, 543 00:21:58,126 --> 00:22:00,374 I saw him at, like, a festival. 544 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:03,082 - Mm-hmm. - Um, and he was headlining. 545 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,665 And I remember, in between one of the songs, 546 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:06,915 he-he tells everybody, he's like, "Everybody, like, 547 00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:09,166 put your middle fingers up and say 'Fuck you, Mom.'" 548 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,083 - And there was, like, a weird silence... - No. 549 00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:13,499 ...and we all are just like, 550 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,291 "Nah, bro, like, we love our moms." 551 00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:19,083 Like, "You need to talk to your mom." 552 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,749 Like, we-we're all, like, 553 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,353 - "Forgive her, forgive yourself." - Work on it. 554 00:22:24,354 --> 00:22:25,958 "Work on it. You know? We're, you're past... 555 00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:28,040 You're old enough to figure this out." 556 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:30,833 - Yeah, yes. - Yeah, you were, you were affected by that. 557 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:33,541 Oh, John's obsessed with his mom. 558 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:35,290 - I'm not obsessed, I just... - Loves. 559 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:37,333 - Loves his mom. - I-I... Well, who doesn't? 560 00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:39,499 - It's a good trait to have. - Yeah. 561 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,958 - Yeah. - How could Eminem 562 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,999 - redeem himself for that? - Oh. 563 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,666 - Listen. Well... - How? Okay, but how can he get... 564 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,124 be cool again after that? 565 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,958 - You mean, like, relevant? - It's hard to be old 566 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:49,999 and famous and stay punk. I'll give you that. 567 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,040 I don't think it's possible. I don't think 568 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,875 - you're supposed to be punk. - There has to be someone 569 00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:55,208 who got cooler as they aged. 570 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,540 - Who is it? - Yeah. 571 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,333 - I... - What about Madonna? 572 00:22:58,334 --> 00:22:59,999 - No. No. - No. 573 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,457 - Dolly Parton! - Oh, yeah! 574 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:02,750 - Dolly Parton. - That's it. 575 00:23:02,751 --> 00:23:04,541 Dolly fucking Parton. 576 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:06,332 She only gets better and better... 577 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,000 - Yeah, no. Ah. - ...and better and better and better. 578 00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:09,541 - I'll give you Dolly. - That's the... 579 00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,125 It's like... Sade. 580 00:23:11,126 --> 00:23:12,999 - Ah, Sade. - Sade. 581 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,790 - Sade. That's it. - Sade. That... I'm in it. 582 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,833 You got, you got, like, no, th-those are the aces. 583 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,291 - That's it. - That's it. 584 00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:19,750 - You guys... - We figured it out. 585 00:23:19,751 --> 00:23:21,124 You guys want to be topped off? 586 00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,832 I'll have another scoop of that butter pecan, too, 587 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,541 - please, yeah. - I'm good, thank you. - Okay. 588 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:25,916 - Just a scoop. - Okay. No problem. 589 00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:27,749 Sade. What a beauty. 590 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,207 - Yeah. - What's the, um, 591 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,958 what's the craziest mission you guys have ever been on? 592 00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:34,458 Oh, yeah. 593 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,915 Bali. 594 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,582 - Bali. - Bali. 595 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:42,083 Yeah. That was nuts. 596 00:23:42,084 --> 00:23:43,625 What was it? 597 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,915 We, uh... 598 00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:48,833 we had to get someone out of prison. 599 00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:51,707 High security. 600 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:52,915 No comms. No weapons. 601 00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:55,625 - No-no-no cover. - Nothing. 602 00:23:55,626 --> 00:23:57,290 Right? No... 603 00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:59,125 - It was just, like, very, very... - Free fall. 604 00:23:59,126 --> 00:24:00,958 ...very, very specific parameters. 605 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:02,791 Yeah. 606 00:24:02,792 --> 00:24:04,666 What'd you guys do? 607 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:19,000 Here's something I wish someone had told me early on. 608 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,457 There is a secret 609 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:27,875 to getting out of any situation you find yourself in, 610 00:24:27,876 --> 00:24:29,666 no matter how tight it is. 611 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,916 It's your breath. 612 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,833 If you can control your breath, 613 00:24:42,834 --> 00:24:45,041 you can control anything. 614 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,416 That's the key. 615 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,291 - Breathing. - Mm-hmm. 616 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,207 That's powerful. 617 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:58,041 Also, it's good to have a plan, but be prepared 618 00:24:58,042 --> 00:25:00,749 to abandon it, right? 619 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,083 Be a master at thinking on your feet. 620 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:05,499 Be smart, trust your instincts, 621 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,916 - go with your gut. - Yeah. 622 00:25:07,917 --> 00:25:09,791 - Listen. - Listen. 623 00:25:09,792 --> 00:25:11,707 Yeah. 624 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,708 We're definitely learning that. 625 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,978 Do you guys ever feel weird, 626 00:25:16,979 --> 00:25:18,875 emotionally, after a mission? 627 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:22,499 Yes. 628 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,165 It's natural. 629 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:27,916 We had to kill some other Smiths once. 630 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,166 Wow. 631 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,833 How-how come? 632 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,625 Maybe they're getting divorced. 633 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,207 Dude, is this just Häagen-Dazs? 634 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,249 - He's joking. - This is so fucking good. 635 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:55,875 It's from the farmers market. Some dairy upstate. 636 00:25:55,876 --> 00:25:57,958 - Mmm. - Let me see what time it is. 637 00:25:57,959 --> 00:26:00,040 Oh, we're gonna be late. We got to go. 638 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,416 - Oh, fuck. Yeah, we're late. - What? 639 00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:02,708 - What? - Yep. 640 00:26:02,709 --> 00:26:04,999 We're on the clock. 641 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 - It's the middle of the night. - Okay. 642 00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:08,540 Thank you so much. 643 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,125 - This was a beautiful night. - All right. 644 00:26:10,126 --> 00:26:11,540 - John. - I am so sorry 645 00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,500 - that I can't stay. - You are a hell of a chef. 646 00:26:13,501 --> 00:26:15,332 - I just want to say that. - I clean dishes 647 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,207 - when I go to other people's homes, and... - It was amazing. 648 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:19,083 - So, you guys are on a mission? - Thank you so much. 649 00:26:19,084 --> 00:26:21,082 - Yeah. - You guys are l... 650 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:23,458 Sorry, we-we drank a lot. You guys are going to... 651 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:25,290 to-to, on a mission right now? 652 00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,666 - It's more fun like that. - Oh, my God. 653 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,749 You guys are wild. 654 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,875 - Yeah. Wow. - Actually, wait, 655 00:26:31,876 --> 00:26:33,500 actually... 656 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:39,083 - You know what? - Really? 657 00:26:39,084 --> 00:26:40,374 You two should come. 658 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:41,999 Yes. I was gonna say that. 659 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,666 - Oh, my God. - That is a great idea. 660 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,583 - Is that allowed? - Who gives a fuck? 661 00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:46,916 I don't know. Yeah, who cares? 662 00:26:46,917 --> 00:26:48,750 What a way 663 00:26:48,751 --> 00:26:50,749 to give super high-risk a shot. 664 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,291 - Yeah. - This is perfect. 665 00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,832 Come on. 666 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,625 Is it gonna be insane 667 00:26:55,626 --> 00:26:57,708 - if we do this? - No. No. 668 00:26:57,709 --> 00:26:58,999 You'll see, it's like... no. 669 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,582 We'll split the fee and everything. 670 00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:02,436 And if you like it, you-you request a bump. 671 00:27:02,437 --> 00:27:04,291 - If you don't, you don't. - I would do it. 672 00:27:04,292 --> 00:27:06,583 You-you want to do it? 673 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,415 Yeah. 674 00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:10,957 - I would do it. - Okay, let's do it. 675 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:12,541 - Let's do it. All right. - Awesome. Okay, let's go. 676 00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:14,457 - Oh, my God. - Okay, go get changed. 677 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,250 - We'll meet you out front. I'll drive. Let's go. - See you outside. 678 00:27:16,251 --> 00:27:18,499 Let's go. Ow! 679 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:22,083 Okay. Here. Drink this. 680 00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,165 Why? 681 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,958 I think they're doing bumps of coke downstairs. 682 00:27:27,959 --> 00:27:29,625 - What? Really? - Yeah. Okay. 683 00:27:29,626 --> 00:27:32,708 Here, in case we need 'em. 684 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,708 Are you sure you're good to do this? 685 00:27:35,709 --> 00:27:36,749 - Yeah. - Yeah? 686 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:38,832 - Yeah. - Yeah. 687 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,374 Do you think the cheese plate was too much? 688 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:41,916 Are you kidding? No, they loved it. 689 00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:43,457 - I feel like they barely touched it. - No. 690 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,833 They didn't like the apricot chicken. That's for sure. 691 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:46,916 - No, that was good. - They... no, it wasn't. 692 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,000 No one likes sweet chicken. I learned that. 693 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,207 They ate it all. It was great. 694 00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:51,583 - You did great. - All right, all right. 695 00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:53,249 Okay, I'm gonna change. 696 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:05,333 Put these on under your clothes. 697 00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:07,499 Somewhere discreet. 698 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,625 Lower back usually works. 699 00:28:10,626 --> 00:28:11,957 They're trackers. 700 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,353 So we can have a lock on each other's positions. 701 00:28:14,354 --> 00:28:16,750 Yeah, you're our new friends. We can't lose you. 702 00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:20,707 What's the assignment? 703 00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,124 It's something really easy. 704 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,020 Just something to dip your feet in the water. 705 00:28:24,021 --> 00:28:25,916 - It's a delivery. - Eyes on the road. 706 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:28,166 But it's a... 707 00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:30,562 it's a super high-risk delivery. 708 00:28:30,563 --> 00:28:32,958 Super high-risk! 709 00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:39,874 Okay. Let's go. 710 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,708 We got to carry these bags. This is for you. 711 00:28:41,709 --> 00:28:43,374 - Whoa. - Oh, my God. 712 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:46,291 - Not that heavy, I hope. - Thank you, darling. 713 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:47,749 - This is for you. - Okay. 714 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,395 Nope. It's okay. 715 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,041 - Okay, let's go. - All right. 716 00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:52,624 Let's go! 717 00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:54,582 - Yeah. - Yay! 718 00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,040 Who-Who's here tonight? Do you know? 719 00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:57,541 - It's probably Gary. - Gary. Oh, my God, 720 00:28:57,542 --> 00:28:59,375 - I love Gary so much. - What's in the bags? 721 00:28:59,376 --> 00:29:01,207 Uh, GPS. 722 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,499 - And guns. - iPhones. 723 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,790 - And guns. - Uh, yeah. 724 00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:05,708 - Are we going far? - I don't know. 725 00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:07,708 I mean, we'll ask Gary. 726 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:11,875 All right, let's go. 727 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,124 Hey, Gary, how long? 728 00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:15,187 About as long as the last time, ma'am. 729 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:17,250 All right. You know what? I'm gonna sit... 730 00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:19,082 - No more than a few hours. - Yeah. 731 00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:21,270 - Dawn at the latest. - It'll end by dawn at the latest. 732 00:29:21,271 --> 00:29:23,458 Make sure you leave the bags when you land. 733 00:29:23,459 --> 00:29:25,000 - With the guys. - Please. 734 00:29:25,001 --> 00:29:26,666 You... Are you guys not coming with us? 735 00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:27,999 - No. No. - No. No. 736 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,333 - Oh, uh... - It'll be easy. Guys. 737 00:29:30,334 --> 00:29:31,749 - Yeah. - Enjoy. Have fun. 738 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:33,415 - Be in the moment. Have fun. - It'll be easy. 739 00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:35,291 - It's gonna be great, okay? - This isn't what I thought. 740 00:29:35,292 --> 00:29:37,290 I think you guys should... I'm not gonna do it. 741 00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:39,125 - We'll check in with you after. - But I didn't... 742 00:29:39,126 --> 00:29:40,750 - But leave your... - That's not what we thought... 743 00:29:40,751 --> 00:29:43,187 Wait, what? 744 00:29:43,188 --> 00:29:45,624 Leave your phones in the helo! 745 00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,832 The jungle's a hot zone, 746 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:31,832 so I'm gonna drop you off and circle back. 747 00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:33,833 Fuel's tight, so I'll be back for extraction 748 00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,125 in 30 minutes sharp. 749 00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,666 Mm. 750 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,625 It's supposed to be here. 751 00:31:02,959 --> 00:31:04,458 John? 752 00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,415 John y Jane? 753 00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:15,125 Okay... 754 00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:24,790 Okay. 755 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,083 Okay, okay, all right, all right. 756 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,437 O-O-Okay, okay. 757 00:31:28,438 --> 00:31:30,790 It's okay. It's okay. 758 00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:32,125 Whatever happens, I love you. 759 00:31:32,126 --> 00:31:33,166 I love you, too. 760 00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:10,957 - Oh. Hey. - Oh. 761 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:12,375 - Hey. - There he is. 762 00:32:12,376 --> 00:32:13,665 Hi. 763 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:16,166 - Not too bad, right? - Um... 764 00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:19,458 It was pretty bad. It was pretty bad. 765 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:21,915 Yeah, the... 766 00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:23,582 Their boss was not too happy to see us. 767 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:25,250 I think they were expecting to see you. 768 00:32:25,251 --> 00:32:28,499 - Oh. - Fuck. The Captain? 769 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,958 The boss. The guy who wasn't a child. 770 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,832 They're not children. 771 00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:37,333 - They're 17 or 19 years old. - Yeah. 772 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,500 I'm gonna get some water. Do you want anything? 773 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,250 No, no, I'm good. 774 00:32:43,251 --> 00:32:44,624 So how... uh... 775 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:47,062 Man. H-How did you get out alive? 776 00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:49,697 It's... I'm-I'm impressed. 777 00:32:49,698 --> 00:32:51,994 We had to use a machete. 778 00:32:51,995 --> 00:32:53,851 It was pretty horrible. 779 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,395 - Well, John. - Yeah. 780 00:32:57,396 --> 00:32:59,082 They're young. 781 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:01,500 Probably easier to fight off, right? 782 00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:02,999 No, on the boss. 783 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,082 We didn't chop up any kids. 784 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:08,375 - Oh. - What's he saying? 785 00:33:08,376 --> 00:33:10,291 They killed the Captain. 786 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,207 With a machete. 787 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,415 Shit. 788 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:16,874 But that's not... It's all right for us, right? 789 00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:19,332 Yeah. It's, uh, it's all right. 790 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,166 You know, we should just be doing our own thing 791 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,874 from now on. Just the two of us. 792 00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:26,582 - Yeah, uh... - Hey, listen. 793 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:29,290 Since you guys, um, did most of the work, 794 00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:31,832 y-you really should have all of the earnings. 795 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:34,499 - It's only fair. - Uh, all right. Yes. Uh... 796 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,999 - Thanks. - Yeah. We'll transfer the money. 797 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,166 - Wire transfer. - Yeah, we'll transfer the money, right. 798 00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:42,853 Okay. You guys look tired. Let's, uh, go rest. 799 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,540 Thanks, guys. You're really looking out for us. 800 00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:47,916 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey, John, okay. 801 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:50,707 - Guess what I read. - What? 802 00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:54,270 Eminem opened up a restaurant called Mom's Spaghetti. 803 00:33:54,271 --> 00:33:57,833 It's, like, it's a cool evolution, right? 804 00:33:57,834 --> 00:34:04,082 Yeah. It's-it's very cool. 805 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,540 - All right. - Okay. 806 00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:07,291 - Okay, guys, okay. - Bye. 807 00:34:07,292 --> 00:34:09,374 Much love. See you soon. 808 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,791 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 809 00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:12,166 All right, bye. 810 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,978 What are you doing? 811 00:36:06,979 --> 00:36:09,416 Trying to cry. 812 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,958 Is it working? 813 00:36:21,959 --> 00:36:24,124 No. 814 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,083 No. 815 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,291 I called you a robot. 816 00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,249 You're not, you're not a robot. 817 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:41,166 I don't, I just want you to know that. 818 00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:43,708 I know you're not a robot 819 00:36:43,709 --> 00:36:46,541 'cause you get jealous. 820 00:36:46,542 --> 00:36:49,375 'Cause what? 821 00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:50,790 You get jealous. 822 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,708 No, I don't. 823 00:36:53,709 --> 00:36:55,708 No, I don't. 824 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,666 Runi has two hands. 825 00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:02,041 Always has. 826 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:06,686 It was a good lie. 827 00:37:06,687 --> 00:37:10,290 - Whatever. - Such a whatever. 828 00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:12,916 - You fell for it. - You said she... 829 00:37:12,917 --> 00:37:14,332 You said th... 830 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:17,166 You said she had one hand. 831 00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:19,124 I mean, it was good. 832 00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:21,083 It was a good lie. 833 00:37:21,084 --> 00:37:23,000 It was good. 834 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,040 If you had told me 15 minutes later, 835 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,833 I would've been like, "Nah," but it was quick. 836 00:37:29,834 --> 00:37:31,374 - Good job. - And you fell for it. 837 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:32,915 - I fell for it. - And you dated her. 838 00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:34,666 And you... you questioned it. 839 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:37,250 I did. You got me. 840 00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:42,791 Earlier you said you loved me. 841 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,041 Right before the machete. 842 00:37:47,958 --> 00:37:50,165 Yeah, you did, too. 843 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:53,583 Yeah, but we were about to die. 844 00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:57,083 So you didn't mean it? 845 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,166 No, I do. 846 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,540 You do what? 847 00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:15,041 I do love you. 848 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,125 That's cool. 849 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,333 - Say "I..." - Ow! 850 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,540 Say it. 851 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,000 - I like this. I like... - I mean, you don't... 852 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,708 - "I love you." - I love you, Jane. 853 00:38:35,709 --> 00:38:37,458 Do you mean it? 854 00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:40,499 Yeah. 855 00:38:42,542 --> 00:38:44,582 So stupid. 856 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,375 I really... 857 00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,875 I really didn't like those two. 858 00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:04,290 I hate those two people. 859 00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:06,540 - You do? - I hate them. 860 00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:09,541 - So much. - So much. They suck. 861 00:39:09,542 --> 00:39:11,374 - They're not cool. - No! 862 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,415 - They're not cool at all. - No. 863 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:15,895 That's what's so cra... It's like a weird spell 864 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:18,375 - that you... - I don't know what happened. 865 00:39:18,376 --> 00:39:21,062 - Why were we so into them? - I... 866 00:39:21,063 --> 00:39:23,749 I really don't know. They were so... 867 00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:26,582 - That snee... sneezing thing? - Oh, the sneezing. 868 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:29,125 - We clapped for that. - We clapped. We were so into it. 869 00:39:29,126 --> 00:39:30,374 We-we clapped. We were like, 870 00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:31,958 "Why? Is that a... that's your thing?" 871 00:39:31,959 --> 00:39:33,770 It's like, "Oh, we go to parties 872 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,489 - and we sneeze." - In threes. 873 00:39:35,490 --> 00:39:37,207 And it was like, I... In threes. 874 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,832 - I think that he faked the last one. - Yeah. 875 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,541 The first two, I'm like, "Okay, real." The last one... 876 00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:43,250 - He couldn't get it out, no. - He couldn't get it out. 877 00:39:43,251 --> 00:39:44,625 He was like, "Uh, there's all this..." 878 00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:50,582 - It's his accent. - It is. 879 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:52,395 - You-you want to help him. - I know. 880 00:39:52,396 --> 00:39:54,207 You feel, like, you forgive so much. 881 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,853 - He'd be like... - Oh, my... 882 00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:57,500 "You... All you have to do 883 00:39:57,501 --> 00:39:59,582 is breathe." 884 00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:00,916 "And you can get through anything." 885 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,249 - And you, like... - You were like, 886 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:03,875 - you were like, "Uh, what?" - No! 887 00:40:03,876 --> 00:40:05,790 No! That was you. 888 00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:08,500 You ga... you did the, you did this head shake. 889 00:40:08,501 --> 00:40:10,249 You were like, "This is too good." 890 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,958 - He said something... - I did the head shake, 891 00:40:11,959 --> 00:40:13,249 which is embarrassing. 892 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:16,041 ...that we've been doing our entire lives. 893 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:18,832 He made it feel like magic. 894 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,416 - He made it feel like we had never done it before. - I know. 895 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:24,625 I was, like, "Breathing, of course. 896 00:40:24,626 --> 00:40:26,958 Why didn't I think about that?" 897 00:40:29,105 --> 00:40:30,885 Oh, my God. 898 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,750 - Yo, fuck those guys. - I know. 63747

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