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WEBVTT - Jönssonligan får guldfeber (The Jönsson Gang gets Gold Fever) ENGSubs
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Translated by: JojoVV on opensubtitles.org
These subtitles were translated with the aid of Lena Winberg's Swedish subtitles (although she omitted some minor things;
I have tried restoring these when they weren't too redundant.)
That said, the timing was done from scratch; in the release I used the audio started exactly 1.416 seconds in.
Also, while I am fond of all the puns & language-based jokes - some of which require knowledge of BOTH Swedish and German -
that kind of thing is very hard to replicate in another language. I have left notes explaining the original joke here in the sub files;
if you manage to come up with better translations I am always open for suggestions.
And with all that out of the way: Happy watching!
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- Hey... Hey! Harry!!
- Heeelp!!
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Watch the paint, numbskull! Can't you drive?!
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C- Can't you park your car?!
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Careful with the moped!
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Now hurry up.
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Come on, get those flags out before he gets here!
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Hurry up a little...
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[PRISON]
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Ew, such crappy flags! Look, what's with this?
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Wait - he's here! Sickan, howdy-doo!
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- Look!
- Can you see what he is carrying?
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- Looks like...
- Yeah, seems like a...
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A plan. I have a plan.
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- Brilliant, Sickan!
- But of course!
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[pained screaming]
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[THE JÖNSSON GANG Gets Gold Fever]
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[SCRIPT: Rolf Börjlind
BASED ON AN ORIGINAL WORK BY: Erik Balling & Henning Bahs]
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[CAMERA: Lasse Björne]
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[MUSIC: Ragnar Grippe]
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[PRODUCERS: Ingemar Ejve and Björn Henricsson]
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[DIRECTION: Mikael Ekman]
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- What's your plan, then?
- It is a fairly advanced plan.
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Welp, no such thing as an easy bust, Sickan.
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- "Charles-Ingvar"!
- Yeah, yeah.
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- May I ask what you are doing?
- Just driving around...
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Don't you understand anything?
This is a fairly fantastic plan.
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Yeah, that's good. B-brilliant, Sickan.
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- Go on then, drive!
- He's already driving, though?
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Yeah, but... Where are we headed?
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Drive to Rocky's house.
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We can't. He's moved back to Finland, y'know...
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Then what about Harry? I suppose his rat nest is good enough!
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Yeah, I don't live there anymore.
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- He sure doesn't.
- Doesn't he live there anymore?!
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He's moved in with Doris, y'know.
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- "Doris"?
- She is one marvellous woman...
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- She's a sick-nurse.
- A nurse?!
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Yeah, the guy ran off and fell in love.
She did, too... Makes no sense at all!
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- Uh-huh... So, where does Doris live?
- She owns this property...
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Why don't we visit this Doris, then?!
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Hold on, guys... When you're there
you've got to show some style. Remember, style.
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[STOCKHOLM'S POLICE DISTRICT]
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- Hiya!
- Hello!
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- How was Ireland?
- Beautiful.
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- Bad luck with the weather, right?
- No, it was just right for fishing!
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- Have this.
- Oh, uh... Many thanks.
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- Well! How are things?
- Under control.
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We've gotten something
massive and seriously fantastic-
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Look at this. Isn't it fantastic?
You could reel an 8 kg salmon in with this!
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If only reeling in the fishy people
we deal with here was as easy...
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What's this, then?
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I brought some daisies.
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Yes, marguerite daisies... Thank you.
But what about this?
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- That's something awesome.
- Is it?
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- It's from the economics sector.
- Huh, "ECO"? They sent us all this?
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- Yes! We've got a chance to strike back against-
- The Jönsson gang?
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- No, no, no... This is our-
- Wall-Enberg.
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Welp! This is where we live.
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Not bad at all!
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Come on, guys!
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Oh, guys: remember the style. That won't do.
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Here it is!
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... That's it?
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Yeah... C'mon, guys!
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Hello~?
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Hello! I'm over here.
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Well, how does it look?
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- Looks great to me!
- Oh, it's absolutely wonderful, darling!
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So, where's that famous business star?
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Sickan, come in.
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- Charles-Ingvar Jönsson.
- Aww, you're so small!
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Hi there! Doris' the name. So, what's your job all about?
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- Um... Plans.
- Yeah!
NOTE
The below was originally a pun about "plan" referring both to plans and plane areas in Swedish.
A more literal translation of what Vanheden says would be:
"Football fields... That is... The green carpet... Yeah, you know, Sickan sells lawns by the meter to the elite clubs, it's... Good business!"
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Floor plans, that is! Like, for... Football?
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Y'know, he sells the elite clubs the plains they play on too, it's... Good business!
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No way... That sounds so interesting!
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In that case, what do you think about that crazy green paint on the wall there?
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Couldn't decide between that and ferret brown! You know how that is, right?
NOTE
Original phrase was "mårdokra" in the Swedish subtitles. Wasn't able to find anyone else using the phrase.
For what it's worth, "okra" is ochre, and "mård" is an animal (European pine marten). Replaced that with ferret since they are similar colours and the line is long enough as is.
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Anyway, thank God for long walks- Come on, take a seat, I already set the table!
Coffee's getting brewed. Would anyone prefer Pilsner?
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Yes! I sure wouldn't mind!
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Yes! I sure wouldn't mind-
waiting 'til later...
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- If either of you think I would reveal my plan while-
- Friends! Let's have a seat.
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Something stinks here... And Wall-Enberg is a stink bomb.
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There's not a single notable scandal in the last ten years he hasn't been involved in.
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The missing oil in Växjö... Domänverket... The PK-bank...
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- All he does is fraud and deceit!
- OK, but this time we'll get him.
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You're not a minute too early...
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Honestly, I've never been this curious in my life!
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Not that I get anything about running a business...
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Broken bones and explosion injuries,
that's more my area.
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So one really gets overwhelmed when
the lads talk about your fantastic projects.
NOTE One minor detail that goes missing due to the way English works here:
She's referring to "era affärsprojekt", using the plural form of "you".
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- Mhm...
- Barbados, Monaco, Björn Borg...
God knows what's next!
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- She's whistling!
- Uh... Who?
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We are dealing with a multi-million project. Everything's timed and prepared, so why are we here listening to this talkative parrot?
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Wonderful, isn't she?
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- Yes.
- Coffee~!
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- Hey, uh, Doris...
- Oh, so sorry!
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You sure make some good java, but
we've gotta talk in private for a bit...
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- Yes! Yes!
- Got some important business to talk about, you know what I mean?
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And I bet this'd be a real doozy for you - ain't that right, Harry?
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- But...
- Well, I...
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I think you've baked such great cookies and stuff, and...
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Yes, but the coff-...
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- Harry.
- Shouldn't we...?
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HARRY!!
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- R-right...
- Hey... Harry, we can catch up later, right? Good!
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Come along, guys.
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Hold up, guys!
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Feast your eyes on this little detail.
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'ey Harry, speed up a little! Man, what a star...
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Heave-ho!
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Watch your headers!
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So, this is where Harry lives!
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Here's a little contraption that I tinker with when I'm all alone in the evening...
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There's four serially connected fridges that go to this little mechanism.
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And then- then- there's nothing strange about this!
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You do this... Giddyup!
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Welcome!
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- Tastes like water.
- It is water. Distilled!
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Yeah, y'know, Harry deals in homebrew water, sells it to the gas stations...
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It's for batteries.
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This is a plan!
NOTE
The original phrase below, "Slå er ner! Känn er nerslagna, kliv på bara, pojkar!" includes a pun on the expression "slå dig/er ner";
while its usual intent is more like "have a seat!" it literally means "hit yourself down",
so the full line could have been translated semi-literally as "Hit yourselves down... Feel hit down - just come on in, boys!"
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Right! Knock yourselves out and go down there, boys!
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There we go... Hold on! What channel are we watching today?
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Here you go! Just kidding around.
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So what's going on, Sickan? Show us your cards.
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- "Chip".
- Your chips, then.
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Don't have any, would nuts do?
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I'm talking about a chip.
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We are in private, right?
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What's he mean by chip?
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Check this out. It's one of these.
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The kind you push into the video game here,
with a bunch of circuits printed on it.
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Could that really be worth anything?
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- Fifty-five millions.
- For a video game?!
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No... For this.
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My plan, or perhaps I should say my heist...
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Is brash, dangerous, and perhaps
the most difficult one I have ever conceived.
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This will require both hard work and strong nerves-
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Brilliant, Sickan. You can leave the nerves to me while Harry gets the work done, y'know.
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- 'aight!
- This plan describes down to the very last detail...
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How we will get our hands on
possibly the most guarded object in Sweden.
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- Oh, the chip!
- You've sure got brains, Harry...
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Exactly. This chip contains a top secret Master Plan regarding Sweden's future division...
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Division how?
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... Into three. Gigantic. Land areas.
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In the future, Sweden will be separated into three subdivisions:
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One defense area, one living area and one leisure area.
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- Who'd be interested in that?
- Wall-Enberg...
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Who at this very moment is planning his own heist to get this chip.
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S-Same as ours?!
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However, we will strike minutes before he does.
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Wall-Enberg wants a foreign expert to decode it
to find out as much as possible about the tourist areas.
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Hey, Sickan... What would he do with that info?
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He wants to sell it to an international consortium, which is ready to pay gargantuan sums for it.
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And where is that chip?
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In a military base, far below the surface.
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However, once a year, the chip is moved to another subterranean base.
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- And when's next time?
- Thursday.
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They will perform a test drive the day before for security reasons.
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They'll use a uniquely designed car,
built with an electrically powered
and laser-equipped security system.
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Design by: Franz Jäger.
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Oh, that's brilliant, Sickan.
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Franz Jäger...
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Now let's see... We'll need the following:
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a road roller;
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a road roller; a wheelchair;
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a road roller; a wheelchair; a monocle;
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a road roller; a wheelchair; a monocle; a blowtorch;
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a road roller; a wheelchair; a monocle; a blowtorch;
a sledgehammer;
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a road roller; a wheelchair; a monocle; a blowtorch;
a sledgehammer; 26 orange traffic cones;
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a road roller; a wheelchair; a monocle; a blowtorch;
a sledgehammer; 26 orange traffic cones;
and finally, a shaving brush.
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- 26 traffic cones?
- ... And a shaving brush.
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We could use Doris'.
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- Traffic cones?
- No... Shaving brush.
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21!
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- Please remember that.
- Who, me? Why?
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- "21" will be the only way you can stay on track.
- Huh... Alright, then.
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On this exact spot...
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Now!
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- What'd you get?
- 10.
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- It should show up about now.
- Yes, there she is...
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What a beauty... Truly one of Franz Jäger's hallmark designs.
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Aside from its security system, it has armor plates & bulletproof glass...
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Hey, Sickan... This won't ever work out, you know.
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No... Not for Wall-Enberg.
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You've reached the car repair.
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Hey there! I'm from the special delivery. Just wondering...
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Any chance that you could repair a damaged front until tomorrow? How long would it take?
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Guess if you came by right now...
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- OK, prepare yourselves.
- Hammer's coming right up!
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My car...!
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Quiet.
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- No!
- Oh...
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Here.
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What am I supposed to do there?
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Oh, goddamn!!
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Ow, fuck! Shh!
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Yes, OK!
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- You asked what we'd be doing?
- Yeah.
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What we're the best at.
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- Committing financial crimes.
- Escort.
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That is how to use the police's resources to their fullest.
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The clocks?
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Down to the second, Sickan. It's all timed and prepped, y'know.
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- Any questions?
- Will we compensate Doris for the shaving brush?
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If this works out, yes.
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And what's happening now?
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Right now, the chip is being taken out of its little cave... Deep within the military base.
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The security department's top people get to witness the military examining the chip.
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Noone trusts anyone else.
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OK...
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- Let's get going.
- Eyup!
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Why don't they let the chip remain in the mountain instead?
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To make sure nobody knows its exact location.
And so nobody apart from the military gets to see this info.
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But just between you and me...
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With no war to fight, they also have to inject some excitement into local affairs. Right?
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- Right...
- Oops.
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Blue Angel here.
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The Falcon has landed; we can get started.
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Right, then! Let's go.
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- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
- Why'd you do that?!
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- We're terribly sorry! How are you feeling?
- I- I- I think I've had a terrible schock!
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What's he doing?
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- There, there. You're safe now.
- Oh dear... Now the air's gone out, too!
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I assume you don't have a pump with you?
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No... Oh wait! Golly, I have one right here!
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What the f- why did he stop?!
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- Just keep pumping.
- Pump on, Mr. Gren. Go on!
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What's the meaning of this?
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Talk about awful luck, I'm outta gas...
Eh, I can solve that in a couple secs, y'know!
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Keep on pumping! Or hold on, let me just...
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Th-there! Now keep pumping, Gren!
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Franz Jäger...
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Oh, would you look at that...
Now I've gotten myself a flat tire on the other side as well!
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Shouldn't Mr. Gren pump that side as well?
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- You can't live without air, right?
- No, no, no...
00:23:55.050 --> 00:24:01.400
Yeah... Just a little bit more. Keep on pumping!
00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:23.050
- Make sure these people scatter...
- W-wait, is this really fine?
00:24:23.050 --> 00:24:25.850
Oh, we've definitely pumped enough air into it.
00:24:36.650 --> 00:24:39.650
- Weren't you passing the street?
- That was then! This is n-
00:24:44.700 --> 00:24:47.100
Then I suppose I'll... O- ouch!
00:24:47.100 --> 00:24:49.700
- Gren, please drive more carefully.
- Can't you drive, sir?
00:25:12.150 --> 00:25:16.250
- What happened?
- "Out of gas"!
00:25:16.250 --> 00:25:19.100
He took an empty can and left!
00:25:19.100 --> 00:25:23.150
Oh my god, just back up and drive around it!
We've got a schedule...
00:25:23.150 --> 00:25:25.150
We really need to stay on schedule!
00:25:25.150 --> 00:25:28.150
They "have a schedule..." Move the cones!!
00:25:28.150 --> 00:25:31.150
- We'll have to take another route.
- Sure thing!
00:25:31.150 --> 00:25:34.900
- How typical of the military... Hurry up!
- Yeah, yeah!
00:25:41.020 --> 00:25:44.900
Why do they always have to nag me? I'm just trying to do my job...
00:26:02.150 --> 00:26:05.150
"We have a schedule," they say...
00:26:19.150 --> 00:26:21.150
Why hello there, what are you up to?
00:26:21.150 --> 00:26:23.650
- T-the hell are you doin'?!
- Oh, I'm just joking around!
00:26:23.650 --> 00:26:26.400
Get a move on. Just look at the time!
00:26:27.900 --> 00:26:30.150
Hurry up!
00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:51.900
- Have you checked the...?
- Yeah, it's time!
00:27:03.700 --> 00:27:04.700
Hurry up!
00:27:13.800 --> 00:27:16.900
Ow! Sorry!!
00:27:17.150 --> 00:27:18.150
Hurry up!
00:27:30.150 --> 00:27:34.000
This operation was planned down to the smallest detail... Yet you blew it?!
00:27:35.000 --> 00:27:37.400
- What is it?
- A man would like to see you.
00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:41.100
He will have to wait. This is insane!
00:27:41.100 --> 00:27:43.850
The guys said the cortege went another route...
00:27:43.850 --> 00:27:46.650
Something broke the schedule. Totally insane.
00:27:46.650 --> 00:27:52.100
Indeed, this is a god-damned scandal!
I'm surrounded by a gaggle of idiots!
00:27:52.100 --> 00:27:56.630
And Müllweiser is coming from Germany tomorrow to decode the chip!
00:27:56.630 --> 00:28:00.150
Find this chip, no matter what the cost! Understood?!
00:28:00.150 --> 00:28:02.900
- Uh-huh.
- Get started, then!!
00:28:04.650 --> 00:28:06.650
That cursed...!
00:28:15.900 --> 00:28:17.850
Mr. Jönsson...
00:28:18.300 --> 00:28:20.750
CEO Wall-Enberg.
00:28:20.750 --> 00:28:22.750
Please, have a seat.
00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:33.700
So, what is the topic of the day?
00:28:33.700 --> 00:28:37.450
- The chip.
- ... What chip?
00:28:39.750 --> 00:28:41.800
The Master Plan.
00:28:41.800 --> 00:28:44.100
Don't understand what you are talking about.
00:28:44.100 --> 00:28:52.600
My former roommate, your lawyer, apparently became a little uncomfortable.
00:28:52.600 --> 00:28:56.570
After all, he's serving as a good source of information...
00:28:56.570 --> 00:29:01.050
- ... And serving time...
- I understand.
NOTE
The original had a play on words here based on the words "sitta inne", a phrase which (literal meaning of "sitting inside" aside) has TWO idiomatic meanings:
1. Having something - usually used in the sense of having access to sensitive info or the answer to a problem
2. Being in jail
00:29:01.050 --> 00:29:04.990
So, Mr. Jönsson, you are here for business?
00:29:04.990 --> 00:29:06.650
Correct.
00:29:06.650 --> 00:29:11.630
Dare I ask at which scale?
00:29:11.630 --> 00:29:16.150
I had imagined no more or less than 55 millions.
00:29:16.150 --> 00:29:19.150
55 millions?!
00:29:30.650 --> 00:29:34.650
And, where is the delivery?
00:29:34.650 --> 00:29:37.650
Somewhere safely hidden.
00:29:38.700 --> 00:29:41.970
- Would you like a cigar?
- Oh, gladly!
00:29:41.970 --> 00:29:44.700
- Feel free!
- Thank you.
00:29:46.600 --> 00:29:48.900
And how will I know whether it is the right chip?
00:29:49.900 --> 00:29:57.050
Wall-Enberg, at our level I would frankly consider it unwise for us to go behind each others' backs...
00:29:58.100 --> 00:30:00.100
That's correct, Mr. Jönsson.
00:30:09.650 --> 00:30:12.150
Take the wreck out.
00:30:18.750 --> 00:30:23.400
{Hello? I would like to speak with Mr. Fritz Müllweiser, please.}
00:30:27.550 --> 00:30:29.650
No blood.
00:30:30.450 --> 00:30:32.050
'aight, no blood.
00:30:32.050 --> 00:30:35.650
Müllweiser? Yes, well...
00:30:36.650 --> 00:30:48.150
Our little delivery has just arrived. It's here at my office... And available for coding.
00:30:56.550 --> 00:31:00.650
Can he really take this long? I'm getting worried.
00:31:02.950 --> 00:31:07.500
You get that counting 55 millions by hand ain't a quick task, right?
00:31:07.500 --> 00:31:12.150
You know, when you're dealing with that kind of numbers you really gotta spend time on your tax plans!
00:31:12.150 --> 00:31:15.650
Maybe borrow 50-60 mils, and stuff!
00:31:16.300 --> 00:31:19.900
- Borrow?
- Yeah... Like Rainer and his buds, right?
NOTE The above referring to Ove Rainer, who worked in various posts in both political and financial sectors 1973-83 and was accused of tax evasion several times.
00:31:29.930 --> 00:31:31.750
His beret!
00:31:31.750 --> 00:31:34.750
- Beret?
- Over there!
00:31:40.650 --> 00:31:47.150
That car... It was that black one!
00:32:56.020 --> 00:32:59.020
Mr. Jönsson, now you'll get to smoke a real good cigar!
00:33:57.650 --> 00:34:00.650
I- I don't like this one bit...
00:34:00.650 --> 00:34:03.900
Step on it, Harry. Sickan's in trouble.
00:34:03.900 --> 00:34:07.150
Yes, but listen: I'm thirsty...
00:34:30.150 --> 00:34:33.150
- What is it?
- Music!
00:34:33.850 --> 00:34:35.900
"Music"... What're you talking about?
00:34:37.350 --> 00:34:38.350
That way.
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:40.150
- Got smokes? ... A cigarette?
- Yeah, what about it?
00:35:40.150 --> 00:35:43.650
- Take one and... Come on!
00:35:57.850 --> 00:36:03.150
Cut it... Here! Yes, right there!
00:36:08.650 --> 00:36:10.650
Get the hot ash in...
00:36:21.950 --> 00:36:25.650
- What a fucking blast!
- Oh, shut up!
00:36:25.650 --> 00:36:29.650
You're crazy, you're dangerous, you could've gotten us all blown to bits!
00:37:35.970 --> 00:37:39.150
Shut it!! Just pipe down, Sickan...
00:37:40.150 --> 00:37:45.350
Hup! Come on! Heave-ho...!
00:37:45.350 --> 00:37:51.650
- Damn, sounds like he's eaten anabolic stereoses...
- Ah, you mean like our champs in the Olympics?
00:37:52.260 --> 00:37:54.150
Shut up, then!
00:38:03.150 --> 00:38:06.150
Shut up down there!
00:38:07.950 --> 00:38:11.650
- What's going on? Wait, Harry?!
- Yep...
00:38:11.650 --> 00:38:15.390
Wh- where have you been? Harry, just come in!
00:38:15.390 --> 00:38:19.150
I've been waiting for hours- why would you go up there now?
00:38:19.150 --> 00:38:22.650
Where have you been? Just come in, I've been waiting!
00:38:22.650 --> 00:38:25.510
BOTH OF YOU, QUIET DOWN!!
00:38:25.510 --> 00:38:30.800
I've been waiting for hours, Harry! What have you been up to?
00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:33.700
And what's the maniac screaming about?
00:38:33.700 --> 00:38:35.850
- Oh no, look at you!
- What?
00:38:35.850 --> 00:38:40.650
Oh dear Harry, what happened? Just look at yourself!
... And where's the genius?
00:38:40.650 --> 00:38:43.320
- W-well, he's in the-
- Carpet?
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:47.520
- Woah, what a nice carpet! Put it down and let me take a look!
- Uh, no...
00:38:47.520 --> 00:38:52.680
What's the matter? Just put it down and we can...
... Oh, I've never seen anything like this!
00:38:52.680 --> 00:38:57.350
- W-well, there was a blast!
- I knew it! It's Persian!
00:39:05.900 --> 00:39:08.150
Oh, it's just...
00:39:08.750 --> 00:39:11.150
- Spirits.
- Gas.
00:39:11.150 --> 00:39:14.150
- "Gas"?
- Gas, yeah.
00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:22.850
"Gas"...
00:39:22.850 --> 00:39:26.150
Harry, be a dear and give me my latest Bingo prize.
00:39:26.150 --> 00:39:28.400
Sure...
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:34.800
There~!
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:36.350
I have a plan.
00:39:36.350 --> 00:39:38.100
Why are you laying down? Stand up.
00:39:38.100 --> 00:39:39.750
We'll need a floor plan of Arlanda Airport...
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:47.600
A privately owned plane will arrive at 11 o'clock sharp.
00:39:47.600 --> 00:39:51.650
The pilot is a German expert at military secrets.
00:39:51.650 --> 00:39:55.650
His mission is to decode Wall-Enberg's chip.
00:39:55.650 --> 00:39:59.850
In addition, he has brought a uniquely constructed metallic suitcase...
00:39:59.850 --> 00:40:05.250
And in this suitcase, 55 millions.
00:40:05.250 --> 00:40:10.110
We will enter Arlanda using an unsupervised turnstile...
00:41:30.520 --> 00:41:31.150
Everything's ready?
00:41:31.150 --> 00:41:35.830
Absolutely! 3.5 meters from the cross, and 4.5 meters from the-
00:41:35.830 --> 00:41:38.150
Yes, but what about the chalk, tape-measure, hammer, and nails?
00:41:38.150 --> 00:41:40.150
Oh absolutely, it's all there!
00:41:40.150 --> 00:41:41.850
May I take a look?
00:41:41.850 --> 00:41:46.150
- Y-yep, sure, I- I have everything!
- The Fritz is there!
00:42:58.150 --> 00:43:00.650
OK, he's landed. Drive!
00:43:24.700 --> 00:43:26.700
This one sure is...
00:43:29.150 --> 00:43:31.150
Tough to crack!
00:43:41.150 --> 00:43:43.150
What a rascal...
00:44:03.550 --> 00:44:05.650
A real stubborn...
00:44:07.650 --> 00:44:10.650
Oh, now Harry's getting sad...
00:44:11.450 --> 00:44:14.440
He's getting... SO goddamn...!
00:44:42.150 --> 00:44:43.150
{What happened?}
00:44:57.150 --> 00:45:00.150
{What happened, a puncture?}
00:45:00.150 --> 00:45:04.150
- Indeed... This wheel is unusually poorly constructed!
- {Unthinkable.}
00:45:04.150 --> 00:45:09.150
- Er, it hasn't grown mold yet... All I said is that it was old!
00:45:09.150 --> 00:45:12.930
- {What??}
- What? There could have been something sharp, or...
NOTE
As hinted by the use of {brackets} the Swedish-German language barrier was causing a lot of issues,
but to give a full breakdown:
"Nicht möglich." in German = "Not possible."
"Möglich" in German sounds similar to "Möglig", Swedish for "moldy", so Sickan responded with:
"No, I don't think there's any mold - it's old, that's all I'm saying!" (Mold and old sounding similar in English is just a happy coincidence though.)
To which Fritz rightfully replied "Was??" ("What" in German)...
Which Sickan misheard as "Vass", meaning "sharp" in Swedish, and responded "Sharp? I guess it could be sharp..."
00:45:12.930 --> 00:45:14.700
But the lines, what's with them?
00:45:14.700 --> 00:45:18.150
Um, you see, this is that rotation effect you get when...
00:45:18.150 --> 00:45:22.650
[inaudible]
00:45:22.650 --> 00:45:27.650
... No? I assume that the controllers weren't paying attention at the start.
00:45:27.650 --> 00:45:31.700
But we controlled... Down to the last detail!
00:45:31.680 --> 00:45:34.730
Is that so? Well, "even the sun has spots" as you say!
00:45:34.730 --> 00:45:40.150
I will contact the control tower, you sit here and we'll send out a repair car, alright?
00:45:40.150 --> 00:45:42.710
We'll tell you- stay as still as possible!
00:45:58.650 --> 00:46:00.400
Get here right now!
00:46:01.350 --> 00:46:07.450
What are you doing, idiot?! You can't just sit here! Get going!
00:46:07.450 --> 00:46:11.150
- HARRY!!
- Get over here, you... You damn loon!
00:46:11.150 --> 00:46:14.150
Come on... Hurry up!
00:46:51.350 --> 00:46:54.150
- Wall-Enberg's tickets, please.
- ... Pardon?
00:46:54.700 --> 00:46:59.080
CEO Wall-Enberg, if you happen to have heard the name before.
00:46:59.080 --> 00:47:02.700
- Yes, of course, but...
- I was supposed to pick up his tickets.
00:47:05.150 --> 00:47:08.400
Good day, this is a call from Wall-Enberg's office at the city hall...
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:15.150
We need four tickets for Portugal, flight SK452 at 13 o'clock.
00:47:15.150 --> 00:47:19.650
- We're in a hurry and sent a man out to-
- Yes, yes. He's standing right here.
00:47:20.700 --> 00:47:22.650
We'll take care of that. Thank you.
00:47:25.650 --> 00:47:27.650
- That went well!
- Yes...
00:47:29.650 --> 00:47:32.150
What kind of room is this?
00:47:32.150 --> 00:47:34.650
It's "Very important", y'know. The VIP room.
00:47:35.650 --> 00:47:38.300
- Will this do?
- Yeah, that's brilliant.
00:47:38.300 --> 00:47:41.650
Would you gentlemen like to order anything else?
00:47:41.650 --> 00:47:43.650
Yes, absolutely...
00:47:44.950 --> 00:47:48.950
Right, gents, should I buy you some glasses of the dry kind?
00:47:48.950 --> 00:47:51.650
I'm thirsty... I'd like beer.
00:47:52.750 --> 00:47:55.300
... So, one bottle of champagne?
00:47:55.300 --> 00:47:58.150
Yes - straight from the cellar, please.
00:47:58.150 --> 00:47:59.150
Beer.
00:47:59.150 --> 00:48:00.150
Beer..
00:48:00.150 --> 00:48:01.150
Beer...
00:48:01.150 --> 00:48:03.650
Beer... Please. Beer!
00:48:41.150 --> 00:48:45.150
{Thank you!} Oh...
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:48.800
Yes, yes. Naturally.
00:49:03.400 --> 00:49:05.150
{Please...}
00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:19.150
- Gold?
- That's right.
00:49:20.150 --> 00:49:22.150
Welp, gold is always gold.
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:27.650
Yeah, but it's just a pittance compared with 55 millions...
00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:04.050
Satisfied, sir?
00:50:04.050 --> 00:50:09.150
Gold and diamonds worth 55 million Swedish crowns.
00:50:11.900 --> 00:50:13.900
German comedy?
00:50:19.150 --> 00:50:22.500
- Who's there?!
- I'm from the Gasworks...
00:50:22.500 --> 00:50:26.650
- The Gasworks? What the hell does-
- You've had a little leak.
00:50:26.650 --> 00:50:32.400
- What is that supposed to mean?!
- Ah, this is Inspector Jönsson.
00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:38.150
- Goodbye.
- And, how's the beer? Cool enough?
00:50:39.150 --> 00:50:40.950
"Gassed," you said.
00:50:40.950 --> 00:50:44.650
- Saw it with my own eyes, I swear!
- Swap your eyes out.
00:50:44.650 --> 00:50:48.150
[hic] Ah, excuse me. It's Madame Clicquot... The champagne.
00:50:50.050 --> 00:50:57.150
... Hello~? What, has the financial emperor fallen asleep?!
00:50:57.900 --> 00:51:00.350
Mr. Jönsson, anything else you would like to get off your chest?
00:51:00.350 --> 00:51:06.150
Send your German friend this message: the puncture has been repaired!
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:14.450
Arlanda!
00:51:14.430 --> 00:51:18.650
We got some coin, guys, that's for sure!
00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:22.650
- Cheers!
- Eyup!
00:51:22.650 --> 00:51:25.650
Good one, guys!
00:51:28.130 --> 00:51:30.650
Harry~!
00:51:31.530 --> 00:51:33.530
Harry!
00:51:39.300 --> 00:51:41.650
HARRRRY!
00:51:41.650 --> 00:51:44.500
- DORIS!
- QUIET!!
00:51:44.500 --> 00:51:46.500
The hell's wrong with you, you nutjob?
00:51:46.500 --> 00:51:51.750
Wanna get thrown in a drunk's cell ten damn minutes before the plane leaves?! Get a grip!
00:51:51.750 --> 00:52:01.250
- Harry!
- Doris! Yes!
00:52:01.250 --> 00:52:04.050
- Oh, have you beered?
- N- No.
00:52:04.050 --> 00:52:05.450
Yeesh, what's that?
00:52:05.450 --> 00:52:08.150
This is Sweden~!
00:52:08.150 --> 00:52:11.650
- You're bringing your sewing machine to Lisbon?!
- Actually, it's over there!
00:52:11.650 --> 00:52:17.550
That's just some of my bingo prizes: a replica of the Kaknäs Tower and this adorable table fountain!
00:52:17.550 --> 00:52:22.150
- Oh, that's coming along?!
- Now we have to check in!
00:52:22.150 --> 00:52:26.150
- Come on, Harry, help him carry this. Hurry up!
- Sure thing!
00:52:26.150 --> 00:52:28.250
- As for you, little Doris...
- Yes?
00:52:28.250 --> 00:52:32.000
- Doris, we're millionaires.
- Yay~!
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:36.650
You can buy anything, anytime, anyhow, to anyone.
00:52:36.650 --> 00:52:39.650
Yes... Some things can't be bought for money, though.
00:52:39.650 --> 00:52:43.150
- Like that street "art" from Hötorget.
- No, I mean the memory of Sweden...
00:52:43.150 --> 00:52:46.470
- Our beautiful lakes.
- And ugly suburbs.
00:52:46.470 --> 00:52:48.850
- Midsummer Eves...
- Subzero degrees.
00:52:48.850 --> 00:52:50.820
- Crayfish...
- Debt collectors.
00:52:50.820 --> 00:52:53.150
- Queen Silvia...
- She's a German, though!
00:52:53.150 --> 00:52:56.580
- Oh, that's so rude, how dare you?!
- But she really is-
00:52:56.580 --> 00:53:00.150
Bingo - we're all checked in, y'know! Next stop Lisbon!
00:53:00.150 --> 00:53:04.950
Great! Doris, would you mind carrying this suitcase through the terminal?
00:53:04.950 --> 00:53:06.400
- No, but why?
- Yeah, y'know,
00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:09.530
always looks better when the secretary's carrying the paperwork, right?
00:53:11.460 --> 00:53:15.970
Oh dear, oh dear! Let's...
Actually, where's the bathroom?
00:53:15.970 --> 00:53:20.950
- No, Doris, we must leave immediately.
- I have to powder my nose...
00:53:20.950 --> 00:53:23.150
Won't you let her powder up in peace?!
00:53:23.150 --> 00:53:29.150
I know, I'll show you the way, you wait here! We'll be back soon!
00:53:29.150 --> 00:53:32.150
I'll help out! This is it!
00:53:35.650 --> 00:53:40.150
- Excuse me, you speak Swedish?
- Yes...?
00:53:40.150 --> 00:53:47.050
Can you point me, um, the renowned Stockholm's city hall... That's the name, yes?
00:53:47.050 --> 00:53:52.870
Yes, my pleasure!
00:53:52.870 --> 00:54:08.150
It's here... No, there it is! Or... Here! No?
00:54:08.150 --> 00:54:17.680
It's over here... And over there, too! And there- no wait, that's...
00:54:22.750 --> 00:54:25.000
Y-you must help, s- she's-!
00:54:38.300 --> 00:54:39.900
THE BAG!
00:55:57.350 --> 00:56:01.150
Well then, that's how it's done.
00:56:03.650 --> 00:56:10.150
And now that little flea... Should get crushed... Forever.
00:56:19.100 --> 00:56:21.900
Hello, may I speak with the Minister of Justice?
00:56:22.750 --> 00:56:24.750
It's Wall-Enberg.
00:56:26.350 --> 00:56:28.400
Favours owed, favours cashed in.
00:56:50.100 --> 00:56:57.200
- Now nothing else can fail.
- No, no... But where will I stay?
00:56:58.100 --> 00:57:01.950
I have booked a suite at Grand Hotel;
there's nothing better in the country.
00:57:01.950 --> 00:57:04.150
That sounds excellent.
00:57:04.150 --> 00:57:09.650
You are probably aware of this already, but you can't decode the chip here.
00:57:09.650 --> 00:57:12.150
How much time would you need?
00:57:12.150 --> 00:57:16.000
I'll need 15 minutes to, er, clean myself a bit up.
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:19.500
- Then coding will take half an hour.
- Good.
00:57:19.500 --> 00:57:24.150
I'll call at six so we can make a decision. Then I'll contact the consortium...
00:57:24.150 --> 00:57:29.300
... So we can meet them here tomorrow at nine o'clock to conclude this transaction.
00:57:29.300 --> 00:57:32.150
Jansson will help you with carrying the computer upstairs.
00:57:32.150 --> 00:57:38.500
On whose orders? ... The Minister of Justice's?
00:57:38.500 --> 00:57:43.560
Then I suppose we MUST redirect all of our resources to capturing that Jönsson.
00:57:43.560 --> 00:57:46.650
Yes, I suppose we'll see it as our main task!
00:57:48.150 --> 00:57:50.150
Yes, we'll strike ASAP!
00:57:56.950 --> 00:57:58.950
{Here you go.}
00:57:58.950 --> 00:58:01.150
- {Many thanks...}
- {Sir, come with me.}
00:58:01.150 --> 00:58:05.150
- {Mr. Müllweiser, please come with me.}
- ... Yes, yes!
00:58:30.010 --> 00:58:33.010
- We- uh- y'see- I- no, he...
- Eh-hem!
00:58:33.010 --> 00:58:36.550
I'm here for Fritz Müllweiser's double room.
00:58:36.550 --> 00:58:38.700
Yes, he just received his key.
00:58:38.700 --> 00:58:43.650
Of course, but four people can't sleep in the same room... Or do you use bunk beds?
00:58:43.650 --> 00:58:48.700
Um... Of course not, sir, but we have enough rooms for you if you'd like to book-
00:58:48.700 --> 00:58:51.920
What, weren't there already two double rooms booked in his name?
00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:57.600
I'm sorry, I can only find one reserved in my records,
but of course we can get you another one if you'd like...
00:58:57.600 --> 00:59:01.300
Acceptable. Put us as close to Müllweiser as possible, please.
00:59:02.930 --> 00:59:07.650
- Room 536 is next to his...
- That would be great.
00:59:11.750 --> 00:59:13.150
- Here you go!
- Thanks!
00:59:20.950 --> 00:59:22.950
Farewell.
00:59:47.400 --> 00:59:49.650
My dear little Chippy...
01:01:11.500 --> 01:01:13.650
Hey, Sickan! Catch!
01:01:14.750 --> 01:01:17.650
- What is this?
- Linen!
01:01:17.650 --> 01:01:20.550
"Linen"... What would we use that for?!
01:01:20.550 --> 01:01:23.150
You're gonna wear it on your dome!
01:01:24.390 --> 01:01:26.050
D-... Dome?!
01:01:26.050 --> 01:01:27.950
Yeah, you're gonna be a madame, y'know!
01:01:27.950 --> 01:01:30.900
- What?
- Oh, by the way... I stole some makeup downstairs.
01:01:30.900 --> 01:01:34.320
Put this and some charm on and The Fritz will go right where we want'im to.
01:01:34.320 --> 01:01:39.700
- I... Never! Charles-Ingvar Jönsson, g-
- Shh! Sickan...
01:01:39.700 --> 01:01:42.640
You don't think Harry or I could charm The Fritz, do ya?
01:01:42.640 --> 01:01:46.750
You're just the right height, though, and you've got great legs...
01:01:46.750 --> 01:01:50.850
Hey... Ptoo! This stuff goes on the eyes, y'know...
01:01:50.850 --> 01:01:54.150
Look, if we're gonna earn those millions you've gotta get to work!
01:02:01.530 --> 01:02:06.150
Oh come on, Sickan, behind the glasses! Calm down, I'll help you.
01:02:06.750 --> 01:02:08.650
Yeah yeah, come on in.
01:02:08.650 --> 01:02:12.150
- Shouldn't I say a password first?
- No, just come in, dammit.
01:02:16.820 --> 01:02:18.900
Calm down, I'll help you.
01:02:21.250 --> 01:02:23.250
We could use a li'l more.
01:02:25.300 --> 01:02:30.100
Nice! I think we should start with the towels now.
01:02:32.650 --> 01:02:34.500
That's good, put it over there.
01:02:41.480 --> 01:02:43.380
Cheers!
01:02:51.450 --> 01:02:55.150
- Put a couple more down. That could go there...
- Right!
01:03:02.650 --> 01:03:04.400
{What is going on?}
01:03:05.600 --> 01:03:09.650
- Service.
- {What kind of service?}
01:03:10.500 --> 01:03:12.500
Special service~!
01:03:13.150 --> 01:03:14.650
Really...?
01:03:14.650 --> 01:03:19.650
Well, we heard that someone was taking a hot bath...
01:03:19.650 --> 01:03:25.150
Here at Grand Hotel, we offer our international guests warm towel baths for free.
01:03:25.150 --> 01:03:31.150
- Henri & Anette...
- Um, I don't know... I have to...
01:03:33.950 --> 01:03:39.550
- It feels horribly warm, actually.
- Horribly warm, you say? That's great.
01:03:39.550 --> 01:03:44.450
Stimulates the muscles and goes right into your joints.
You're already feeling better, yes?
01:03:44.450 --> 01:03:49.700
It feels a bit... stiff. What are you doing, really?
01:03:49.700 --> 01:03:52.750
Excellent. That's what sets us apart from the rest.
01:03:55.250 --> 01:03:57.300
What are you doing?
01:04:01.900 --> 01:04:04.900
Seriously, what are you doing?
01:04:05.590 --> 01:04:09.900
Gypsum sheets, Gramps! The skincare industry stopped using clay a long time ago...
01:04:09.900 --> 01:04:12.150
- {Really?}
- Should we tape his mouth as well?!
01:04:12.150 --> 01:04:19.150
Indeed, they could probably use that... Soft lips could really do wonders for you!
01:04:19.150 --> 01:04:21.650
There you go~!
01:04:21.650 --> 01:04:24.650
- How's it going, Sickan?
- "Anette"!
01:04:26.700 --> 01:04:29.450
- The chip!
- Sure... Wait, what?
01:04:29.450 --> 01:04:32.650
- The chip!
- Oh! Oh, right.
01:04:35.650 --> 01:04:39.650
Hey... What is it, really?
01:04:40.720 --> 01:04:46.150
This is a chip. Steal the chip out of the computer - hurry up!
- Right, right!
01:04:48.150 --> 01:04:51.000
Towel, Maestro!
01:04:57.650 --> 01:05:01.650
This is Wall-Enberg. Have you finished coding?
01:05:01.650 --> 01:05:08.050
- Yeahhh... It's done, it's goin' swimmingly, y'know...
- Alright, then I will call the consortium.
01:05:08.050 --> 01:05:11.150
- C'mon Harry, hurry up! Get the chip out!
- A-ah, yeah...
01:05:11.150 --> 01:05:14.450
I would like to suggest that we meet up at 9 o'clock tomorrow so we can get this project finished.
01:05:14.450 --> 01:05:19.950
Finished? Uh... Whaddaya meeean, Morgan?
01:05:19.950 --> 01:05:21.800
Don't you already know?
01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:26.900
They will bring another 55 millions, and then it's over.
Have you run into any issues?
01:05:26.900 --> 01:05:32.150
Naaah, you know, 's the other way around! How fantastic towels can be, and how-
01:05:32.150 --> 01:05:36.650
- [inaudible]
- Towels, special service... what the hell are you talking about?
01:05:36.650 --> 01:05:40.150
... Your sense of humour is genuinely beyond me, Fritz.
01:05:40.150 --> 01:05:45.950
- What jokes? It's really nice!
- Look! I've found the chip.
01:05:45.950 --> 01:05:50.350
And the personnel were surprisingly nice and helpful...
01:05:50.350 --> 01:05:54.650
Dude, we'll get in touch, Morgan... G'bye!
01:05:54.650 --> 01:05:57.350
- And what... What is that?
- The chip.
01:05:57.350 --> 01:06:00.650
- Yes, obviously.
- That's brilliant y'know, Sickan!
01:06:01.830 --> 01:06:03.750
{Thank you.}
01:06:03.750 --> 01:06:09.650
Either Fritz is a very special kind of man, or...
01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:13.900
Follow me!
01:06:18.550 --> 01:06:19.800
Was there an issue?
01:06:19.800 --> 01:06:26.500
That was like a shed! Would've liked some elbow room, et cetera... Let Müllweiser foot the bill, right? Thanks!
01:06:49.750 --> 01:06:54.500
Fritz? ... Turn the lights on.
01:06:54.500 --> 01:06:58.000
- The curtains are closed, too...
- No way, it's-!
01:07:02.750 --> 01:07:06.500
Fritz! What the bloody hell is going on?
01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:10.500
Come on - help him, for Christ's sake!
01:07:11.900 --> 01:07:13.500
{Oh, forget me.}
01:07:17.300 --> 01:07:21.250
- Where is the chip?
- It's schtolen.
01:07:26.800 --> 01:07:30.750
- Y-yes, something is wrong with our lamp.
- Here is the champagne you ordered, sir.
01:07:30.750 --> 01:07:35.850
I have not ordered any champagne! ... Whatever, put it there!
01:07:35.850 --> 01:07:40.250
- Alright. I was also told to hand you this...
- What's that?
01:07:40.250 --> 01:07:42.700
You'll have to pay in cash.
01:07:42.700 --> 01:07:45.000
Is that so? You, pay him.
01:07:49.500 --> 01:07:53.750
No way... That man is incredibly rude!
01:07:53.750 --> 01:07:59.500
"Looking forward to a quick meeting."
There must be something wrong with him!
01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:08.000
- Persson speaking.
- All I want to say is...
01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:15.850
That an advanced heist has been pulled on one of the military's transports.
01:08:15.850 --> 01:08:21.000
- Wh-... What kind of heist?
- A chip has been traded...
01:08:21.870 --> 01:08:29.110
A chip which contains the original data related to a Master Plan,
01:08:29.110 --> 01:08:34.200
and currently is lost in the so called 'underworld'.
01:08:34.200 --> 01:08:40.000
But... That's not true. It's impossible.
01:08:40.000 --> 01:08:45.500
Criminal inspector Persson, I would recommend that you prepare to visit...
01:08:45.500 --> 01:08:54.500
... The airport's headquarters, so you can analyze the false chip currently located there.
01:08:56.100 --> 01:09:04.750
Tomorrow you'll get a letter... Where I explain where the real chip is.
01:09:07.630 --> 01:09:09.750
Hello?
01:09:14.700 --> 01:09:16.000
Try again.
01:09:21.500 --> 01:09:24.750
- It's impossible!
- What should we do?
01:09:25.350 --> 01:09:31.750
Keep our gabs shut. All of us.
Not a syllable may leave this room.
01:09:32.850 --> 01:09:37.900
Criminal inspector Persson, you get full responsibility for this operation.
01:09:37.900 --> 01:09:43.850
All of the government's resources are at your disposal.
01:09:43.850 --> 01:09:48.350
- The chip must be taken back now, no matter the costs.
- Naturally. I understand.
01:09:51.200 --> 01:09:53.750
Silversköld, your turn to serve.
01:10:15.400 --> 01:10:19.250
Let's hope those international big shots got the dough so we don't get screwed over again...
01:10:19.850 --> 01:10:20.850
Of course.
01:10:24.950 --> 01:10:27.740
- I'll go up alone.
- What? Should we be...?
01:10:27.740 --> 01:10:33.000
Give this letter to criminal inspector Persson, immediately!
01:10:33.000 --> 01:10:34.600
Then wait for me here.
01:10:34.600 --> 01:10:37.150
- Should the police-?!
- Hurry up, there's no time!
01:10:40.800 --> 01:10:43.250
I'll drive! You hand this letter over.
01:10:43.250 --> 01:10:48.000
- Got it? You hand it over.
- Yes, sure, anytime! Come along now!
01:10:55.650 --> 01:11:04.250
Anybody can be delayed... I can promise you that he will be here any moment!
01:11:10.820 --> 01:11:15.820
Ah! Mr. Jönsson. Please enter.
01:11:16.300 --> 01:11:20.350
Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Charles-Ingvar Jönsson.
01:11:20.350 --> 01:11:27.500
The country's expert by a wide margin when it comes to business of a more sensitive kind.
01:11:28.650 --> 01:11:33.850
Jönsson, remember that we're actually a bit stressed, so... Yes...
01:11:42.250 --> 01:11:44.670
- And the money?
- Ah, yes.
01:11:51.200 --> 01:11:52.500
- Here.
- Alright.
01:12:20.250 --> 01:12:23.000
{What in the goddamn... What is this madness?!}
01:12:24.000 --> 01:12:27.300
- What the bloody hell is this?!
- The Master Plan.
01:12:27.300 --> 01:12:33.000
- But this is the wrong chip!
- No... It's the real one.
01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:35.000
This is the Master Plan.
01:12:35.000 --> 01:12:41.900
G-gentlemen, there has been something of a misunderstanding... I promise, just a moment and I will-
01:12:41.900 --> 01:12:44.350
{We don't accept 'misunderstandings'.}
01:12:45.900 --> 01:12:48.500
What the fuck?!
01:12:50.670 --> 01:12:53.200
Mr. Jönsson, where is the chip?
01:12:55.000 --> 01:12:59.000
Do whatever it takes to squeeze where the real chip is out of this idiot!
01:14:17.000 --> 01:14:19.000
Good day, Mr. Jönsson...
01:14:22.250 --> 01:14:27.250
How nice to see you... Right at this location!
01:14:30.000 --> 01:14:33.000
And what the hell's happened this time, huh?
01:14:33.780 --> 01:14:36.400
Yeah, where is Sickan?
01:14:36.400 --> 01:14:39.650
What if he's tricked you?
01:14:39.650 --> 01:14:43.250
No way, no way... Come on, Harry.
01:14:45.500 --> 01:14:50.500
- S-Should I...?
- No, no, no! You shouldn't have to- this is men's work, you see!
01:14:50.500 --> 01:14:53.620
Then I guess I'll wait? Harry...
01:14:54.300 --> 01:14:59.750
What are you doing? I have already told you the truth - Wall-Enberg has the right chip!
01:15:00.400 --> 01:15:04.000
Don't you think telling us where the chip actually is would be a better move?
01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:08.400
- It's in Wall-Enberg's care!
- We heard enough of that earlier.
01:15:08.400 --> 01:15:12.170
- But it's the truth!
- Yes. The business will get solved one way or another...
01:15:12.700 --> 01:15:19.000
But maybe you'll reconsider before the clock's hand strikes you down, Mr. Jönsson...
01:15:25.400 --> 01:15:28.500
- Now let's have... {A sandwich and oil!}
01:15:29.000 --> 01:15:33.150
- {Oil?!}
- {Yes- no, beer! Beer!}
NOTE Once again a "false friends"-joke, this time around just one word: "Öl".
01:15:33.150 --> 01:15:37.700
You can wait here. {I'll return... I hasten!}
01:15:42.500 --> 01:15:44.500
- Sickan!
- Hey, it's this way!
01:16:32.900 --> 01:16:37.500
Hey, Harry! You seeing what I'm seeing?
01:17:41.500 --> 01:17:46.600
- They've left a beer here...
- Harry, the stethoscope! Hey!
01:17:46.600 --> 01:17:52.000
- Yes, it's still cold...
- Are you listening to me?!
01:17:52.880 --> 01:17:55.250
... Enough to tickle when it goes down.
01:17:56.300 --> 01:17:59.500
What are you doing?! The stethoscope!
01:18:00.300 --> 01:18:04.000
... C'mon, get a grip already! Those 55 mils are right there!
01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:13.910
What's with that boring tune? That's not how we want it. No thanks!
01:18:13.910 --> 01:18:22.520
- Shut it!
- No, you need some style and... No... Not like that!
01:18:24.100 --> 01:18:31.500
Nope, that's not how we want it... We don't yap or scream 'round these parts.
01:18:31.850 --> 01:18:37.670
We want a bit of finesse...
01:18:40.000 --> 01:18:45.000
- {Another one, please.}
- Yes, it doesn't taste bad at all... Cheers!
01:18:47.300 --> 01:18:50.500
No... Oh no!
01:19:00.250 --> 01:19:02.000
But...!
01:19:21.400 --> 01:19:29.000
- {A good technical work, yes? Made in Switzerland.}
- Technically, it's not so notable...
01:19:31.200 --> 01:19:34.770
- It's brilliant, y'know... The millions are all sorted out!
01:19:39.200 --> 01:19:44.600
- What?
- Sickan's on the clock! This way!
01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:49.260
There's no time! He's- he's on...
01:19:51.666 --> 01:19:54.300
{This is the biggest clock in Sweden!}
01:19:54.300 --> 01:20:02.000
Ah. Well, in Germany we have a lot bigger, more complicated... This is easier things.
01:20:03.920 --> 01:20:05.750
There!
01:20:07.000 --> 01:20:09.300
Sickan, what'cha doing up there?
01:20:12.100 --> 01:20:18.200
Hey, we're gonna need a ladder. C'mon... Move it!
01:20:21.550 --> 01:20:23.650
Now tell me where the chip is, Jönsson.
01:20:27.350 --> 01:20:28.750
Time's a-ticking...
01:20:44.480 --> 01:20:48.000
- Bad news?
- Yes...
01:20:49.280 --> 01:20:54.150
... For Wall-Enberg. His time spent as a free man is running out.
01:20:54.150 --> 01:20:56.330
Shouldn't we check our facts first?
01:20:56.330 --> 01:21:00.000
There are times when the police needs to make a decision, such as now.
01:21:01.250 --> 01:21:03.700
- Wall-Enberg must be arrested.
- Is that smart?
01:21:03.700 --> 01:21:07.830
- It cannot be avoided.
- But we know that the Minister of Justice is involved in this...
01:21:07.830 --> 01:21:14.700
Even if the ministers of Justice, or Finance, or the entire market are on his side, Wall-Enberg must be put behind bars!
01:21:14.700 --> 01:21:17.900
Some have let this slide, but I won't!
01:21:17.900 --> 01:21:22.800
And once military secrets get involved, a line has been crossed. Understood?
01:21:22.800 --> 01:21:24.900
- Yes!
- Right! Then let us head out.
01:21:30.350 --> 01:21:32.400
Keep calm, Sickan - I'm coming, y'know!
01:21:32.400 --> 01:21:34.900
Hold on, Harry...
01:21:36.080 --> 01:21:38.250
- ... No, to the ladder!
- Ah.
01:21:55.530 --> 01:21:59.400
Relax, Sickan, this'll all work out... Maybe...
01:22:08.240 --> 01:22:12.250
Harry, the knife!
Hurry up and bring it up!
01:22:13.450 --> 01:22.14.750
The knife!
01:22:18.610 --> 01:22:20.000
Oh, fuck...
01:22:26.400 --> 01:22:32.360
I'll take care of that, y'know... You'll be free soon... Yeah, don't panic, Sickan!
01:22:32.360 --> 01:22:36.470
Long as we watch out for this.
01:22:36.470 --> 01:22:40.600
Shit! Harry, what are you doing?
01:22:42.850 --> 01:22:47.750
Get it over with, Harry! Who else is gonna hold the fuckin' ladder?!
01:22:51.150 --> 01:22:52.250
Get here!
01:23:00.000 --> 01:23:02.000
Just get here!
01:23:04.540 --> 01:23:07.750
Drop the knife! Loose!
01:23:13.250 --> 01:23:15.700
Stay calm, Sickan... Soon we'l...
01:23:20.000 --> 01:23:22.750
Oops, the ladder...
01:23:31.670 --> 01:23:35.400
Harry, belt up the clock and hang on to the smaller hand.
01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:40.420
Hey! Harry! Go up and hang onto the smaller hand!
01:23:41.750 --> 01:23:46.430
Oh, c'mon... Please go, we need to outweigh this one!
01:23:46.430 --> 01:23:51.850
- Hurry up! Just do it, right now!
- Yeah? Sure, sure...
01:23:54.000 --> 01:24:02.000
- Harry, just go up, please...
- Yeah... No... I'll- I'll wait a while.
01:24:02.000 --> 01:24:06.540
No, go up now Harry... Hurry up!
01:24:09.250 --> 01:24:11.250
- What?
- Get a move on...
01:24:20.000 --> 01:24:24.100
It's fine y'know, Sickan. Harry's on his way now, you see...
01:24:26.750 --> 01:24:28.500
Yeah... Sure thing, y'know.
01:24:38.000 --> 01:24:42.000
We're getting there, y'see... We'll be home soon, Sickan!
01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:56.500
Look, I've gotta go hang myself!
01:24:57.650 --> 01:25:00.250
Hey, Sickan... Just wait here!
01:25:07.850 --> 01:25:09.850
Hold on Harry, I'm coming.
01:25:25.700 --> 01:25:27.750
Yeah, I'm coming...
01:25:30.300 --> 01:25:34.500
Let's say that what's important here is not looking down too much. Right?
01:25:34.500 --> 01:25:36.850
- Right...
- So get hanging!
01:25:41.500 --> 01:25:43.500
It's working, Harry - look!
01:25:44.500 --> 01:25:47.000
Harry, we've made it!
01:25:53.450 --> 01:25:56.750
- It's working! There!
01:26:04.400 --> 01:26:07.000
Look! You seeing what I'm seeing?
01:26:07.250 --> 01:26:12.350
See the door? I'll get it...
01:26:14.200 --> 01:26:16.200
There's a door here...
01:26:32.700 --> 01:26:34.700
Sickan, watch out!!
01:26:36.830 --> 01:26:39.270
You're an idiot, Harry...!
01:26:39.270 --> 01:26:42.050
- Just hang on!
- I'm already hanging!
01:26:42.050 --> 01:26:45.550
- Get heavy, then!
- Getting... Heavier...
01:26:46.300 --> 01:26:51.800
This ain't working... We'll never make it like this!
01:26:51.800 --> 01:26:54.880
- Just push!
- I am!
01:27:16.200 --> 01:27:22.000
Hey, Sickan, move over to this hand. You just gotta walk it and get in through the door over there...
01:27:37.550 --> 01:27:38.700
- Arrest him!
01:27:38.700 --> 01:27:41.720
- "Arrest"? What the bloody hell are you trying to accomplish?!
01:27:41.720 --> 01:27:48.000
- Do you have any idea who I am?!
- I do, Sir! But sorry... I will take this.
01:27:49.060 --> 01:27:52.340
I will talk with the Minister of Justice about this, and I can promise you-
01:27:52.340 --> 01:27:55.000
That could easily be arranged. He's already at the station.
01:27:55.625 --> 01:27:59.720
'Station'... Wh-... Are you thinking... You wouldn't dare to-
01:27:59.720 --> 01:28:03.000
Yes we would! That way. Bring him out!
01:28:11.450 --> 01:28:14.250
Now hurry up! Come on!
01:28:22.850 --> 01:28:27.510
Hey, Gren... Gather some of our forces and get everything in his office;
01:28:27.510 --> 01:28:30.390
bookkeeping, contracts, letters, balance sheets, all. Of. It!
01:28:30.390 --> 01:28:32.240
Sure... Come on, guys.
01:28:39.850 --> 01:28:42.850
Hey, Sickan! Wait...
01:28:51.300 --> 01:28:55.200
- Wait, what is this?
- 55 millions, Sickan!
01:28:55.200 --> 01:28:56.450
But how did you find it?
01:28:56.450 --> 01:29:00.000
Oh y'know, crackin' Wall-Enberg's safe open... It's a cakewalk to me!
01:29:00.000 --> 01:29:01.000
Is it, now?
01:29:01.620 --> 01:29:03.250
Y-yeah, but it was your plan, Sickan.
01:29:03.250 --> 01:29:05.200
- Yes.
- Yeah, you are brilliant, Sickan.
01:29:05.200 --> 01:29:06.750
Of course!
01:29:07.780 --> 01:29:09.250
There's no time!
01:29:10.700 --> 01:29:12.750
Let's not use the lift; I believe it's this way.
01:29:17.480 --> 01:29:21.480
Hey, Gren? It's that way.
01:29:22.950 --> 01:29:25.000
Jönsson... Arrest him!
01:29:28.600 --> 01:29:32.850
Brother, I would like to apologise a thousand times for this... We have made a serious mistake.
01:29:32.850 --> 01:29:38.800
You see, every now and then a few... bad apples squeeze their way into larger organisations.
01:29:38.800 --> 01:29:44.650
Even though I am the minister of justice, I cannot keep track of everything perfectly. I hope you understand that.
01:29:44.650 --> 01:29:48.950
Listen, I... I hope that we will meet in Sandhamn this weekend?
01:29:48.950 --> 01:29:51.500
Yes, so do I!
01:29:57.980 --> 01:30:02.000
Well then! I assume I won't need to use that many words, Persson...
01:30:03.300 --> 01:30:06.700
- No, it's just... I got a tip, and-
01:30:06.700 --> 01:30:14.000
Fishing. Your hobby is fishing; isn't that right, Mr. Persson?
01:30:14.000 --> 01:30:20.000
- Yes it is, but-
- I would like to suggest that you go for a really long fishing trip...
01:30:20.000 --> 01:30:23.000
- Would you?
- ... Starting tomorrow.
01:30:24.150 --> 01:30:25.600
How long would you suggest...?
01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:29.700
Those who retire early generally stay retired the rest of their lives.
01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:36.500
Put the things over here!
01:30:38.150 --> 01:30:40.000
We got Jönsson!
01:30:42.750 --> 01:30:46.250
- Get that small fry out of here.
- But he's a wanted man!
01:30:47.230 --> 01:30:49.230
I'm telling you, get him out.
01:30:50.800 --> 01:30:53.500
- Should he just be allowed to leave?
- Out.
01:30:55.210 --> 01:30:58.250
Jönsson! Stop right there, Jönsson!
01:31:01.550 --> 01:31:02.550
Your suitcase.
01:31:11.160 --> 01:31:14.420
Oh, this is crazy... Look, Harry!
01:31:14.420 --> 01:31:17.340
-Harry, the chip!
-Yes, I know...
01:31:17.340 --> 01:31:22.000
But it's the real chip with the Master Plan!
Sickan got the wrong chip!
01:31:23.000 --> 01:31:27.000
- What are you talking about?
- There he is... Wait here.
01:31:29.680 --> 01:31:33.690
Sickan... Sickan, look at this!
01:31:33.690 --> 01:31:35.980
So, what have you got there?
01:31:35.980 --> 01:31:38.000
- It's the real chip.
01:31:40.250 --> 01:31:42.000
But then Wall-Enberg was right!
01:31:43.000 --> 01:31:46.000
Hey... Think we could sell the chip again?
01:31:46.650 --> 01:31:51.500
- 55 millions isn't enough for you?
- Good point... But then what?
01:31:54.000 --> 01:31:56.000
- The castle!
- Castle...?
01:32:00.050 --> 01:32:01.250
Bertil!
01:32:05.900 --> 01:32:10.549
- Your bag with the fishing stuff!
- Oh right... The gear.
01:32:10.550 --> 01:32:14.170
- See you.
- Huh? Oh, sure. See you. Bye.
01:32:15.170 --> 01:32:18.400
- To Nybroviken, please.
- Bye!
01:32:29.200 --> 01:32:34.500
It's a military secret. Give this to the commander-in-chief before lunch.
01:32:34.500 --> 01:32:40.940
Tell him that Charles-Ingvar Jönsson sends his regards...
And that it's a gift from the Jönsson Gang.
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ATTENTION!
01:32:51.000 --> 01:32:56.430
Nah, y'know, you gotta use a double-wobbler with three hooks! Then they'll bite.
01:32:56.430 --> 01:32:59.670
How primitive! Flies are the only way to go.
01:33:00.686 --> 01:33:02.750
I have made one myself, actually; let me show you!
01:33:02.750 --> 01:33:04.700
During these times, it is important to...
01:33:11.000 --> 01:33:15.000
- Actually, let's go to Arlanda instead.
- Huh? There aren't any fishing spots near the airport.
01:33:15.000 --> 01:33:20.000
- No, but there's a flight headed for Ireland in an hour.
- I see.
01:33:39.760 --> 01:33:42.760
Hey, Sickan. The x-ray...
01:33:45.260 --> 01:33:47.550
- No, that's the pass.
- Yeah, but...
01:33:47.550 --> 01:33:51.000
Y'know, we've gotta take the suitcase through the x-ray in there... S-Sickan!
01:33:52.200 --> 01:33:57.350
Metal detector. Diamonds? Carbon, invisible.
01:33:57.350 --> 01:33:59.350
- That's right, yeah.
- Any other questions?
01:34:01.350 --> 01:34:04.000
What about the gold bars? Huh?
01:34:07.000 --> 01:34:09.250
They look like chocolate bars.
01:34:11.800 --> 01:34:13.800
... What?
01:34:38.700 --> 01:34:42.500
No way... He bought fishing gear for all that money?
01:34:44.850 --> 01:34:47.700
- Whose is this?
- Er, that's mine!
01:34:47.700 --> 01:34:51.650
Well, we would consider this to be weaponry; a serious violation.
01:34:51.650 --> 01:34:55.500
- Weaponry?!
- Would you please come along for a more detailed search?
01:34:55.500 --> 01:35:02.700
Wait, there must have been a misunderstanding! I'm a policeman, you can't- besides, this wasn't even my bag, I had another one...!
01:35:04.500 --> 01:35:08.500
That's brilliant, Sickan... Chocolate bars, y'know!
01:35:08.500 --> 01:35:12.570
- Talk about great chocolate! You're a genius, Sickan!
- But of course.
01:35:12.570 --> 01:35:15.860
Holy shit, we're gonna have
so much chocolate, y'know!
01:35:15.860 --> 01:35:19.000
- You go ahead.
- ... Ladies first!
01:35:19.770 --> 01:35:22.000
♪La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha~♫
NOTE The below was at least audible in the DVD release I was using; I don't know if they kept it in all versions.
01:36:14.800 --> 01:36:17.800
[Unknown crewmember] OK, the film gets to look like this.
01:36:21.750 --> 01:36:24.000
Thanks for today, everyone! ... Likewise!
01:36:27.500 --> 01:36:31.500
Thanks for everything. Don't think there's much left to do, like...
01:36:34.000 --> 01:36:39.000
Alright, you should put this away...67783
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