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THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING. 9 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,824 IN OUR VERY LIMITED FREE TIME 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,200 AND WITH OUR VERY LIMITED BUDGET, 11 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,161 WE WENT AND GOT A NANNY AND THEN WE WENT OUT 12 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,996 AND TOOK A CLASS ON A VERY OUTMODED 13 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,331 AND VERY UNNECESSARY FORM OF COMMUNICATION JUST SO 14 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:43,001 WE COULD TALK ABOUT YOU IN FRONT OF YOU. 15 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,004 YUP. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID. 16 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,465 IT ALL STARTED WHEN DWIGHT WAS TAPPING HIS FOOT 17 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,008 AGAINST THE LEG OF HIS DESK. 18 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,010 WHEN I ASKED HIM TO STOP, HE SAID, 19 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:56,681 "I WILL WHEN YOU LOSE THE BABY WEIGHT." 20 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,351 VERY WELL. I MUST HAVE IMAGINED IT. 21 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,643 I APOLOGIZE. 22 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:03,772 [clacking rhythmically] 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,154 [tapping rhythmically] 24 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,367 DETONATOR. 25 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,369 DETONATOR WHERE? 26 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,037 MICHAEL! 27 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,915 JIM. ARE YOU CLICKING A DETONATOR? 28 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,416 IT'S A PEN. 29 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,460 HE SAID THERE'S A DETONATOR IN HERE. 30 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,795 OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 31 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:29,839 THAT IS TOTALLY NOT... [coughs rhythmically] 32 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,552 - TRUE. - YOU ALL RIGHT? 33 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,762 - YEAH. - WAIT. 34 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,014 HE JUST COUGHED "NOT" IN MORSE CODE, 35 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,016 SO HE SAID THAT'S NOT NOT TRUE. THAT'S A DOUBLE NEGATIVE. 36 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,394 THE ONLY MORSE CODE I KNOW IS JAY MOHR's CODE, 37 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,813 - ABF, ALWAYS BE FUNNY. - MICHAEL, COME ON. 38 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:49,275 GET BACK TO WORK, DWIGHT. PLEASE. 39 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,569 FINE. 40 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,988 [clears throat] 41 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:57,951 HEY. TAP AWAY. 42 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,844 {\an8}[cheerful music] 43 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:22,934 {\an8}♪ ♪ 44 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,197 {\an8}OOH! THINGS WITH DONNA ARE SO-- 45 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,657 {\an8}OH-HO-HO! 46 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,701 {\an8}THEY'RE GOING GREAT. 47 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,953 {\an8}I, UH... 48 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,789 {\an8}WE'RE JUST CLICKING ON EVERY LEVEL. 49 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:49,919 {\an8}EMOTIONALLY AND SEXUALLY AND...ORALLY 50 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:53,631 {\an8}AND I AM NOT USED TO RELATIONSHIPS 51 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,216 {\an8}GOING THIS WELL. 52 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:58,803 {\an8}I'M ACTUALLY HAVING TROUBLE FOCUSING ON MY JOB. 53 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,848 {\an8}♪ AND I LIKE IT ♪ 54 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,100 {\an8}LET ME SEE A SHOW OF HANDS. 55 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,977 {\an8}- WHY? - I DIDN'T ASK YOU. 56 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,771 {\an8}OKAY, SIMON SAYS. 57 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:11,441 {\an8}WHO ENJOYS THE WEEKENDS? 58 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:12,442 {\an8}OF COURSE. 59 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,819 {\an8}NOW THE WEEKEND IS ALWAYS GREAT 60 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,988 {\an8}IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE, WHICH I DO. 61 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,574 {\an8}I HAVE DONNA. SHE IS HOT. 62 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,117 {\an8}SHE HAS A PILATES BUTT. 63 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,411 {\an8}BUT WE NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO THIS WEEKEND 64 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,829 {\an8}BESIDE HAVE SEX. 65 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,748 {\an8}DID I SAY THAT? YES, I DID. 66 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,209 {\an8}AND THE REASON YOU ARE HERE IS THAT I NEED IDEAS 67 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,002 {\an8}FOR THINGS THAT DONNA AND I COULD DO ON THE WEEKEND. 68 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,128 {\an8}SO JUST SHOUT IT OUT. 69 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,672 I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOUR WEEKEND. 70 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:34,923 OKAY. 71 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,007 LET ME GO BACK TO MY DESK RIGHT NOW. 72 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,218 OKAY, YOU GET OUT OF HERE, BIG DOG. 73 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:40,011 AH, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU GUYS SIT DOWN. 74 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,680 - I NEED IDEAS. - STANLEY GOT TO GO. 75 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,056 YEAH, WELL, STANLEY DOESN'T HELP WITH ANYTHING. 76 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,474 COME ON. SHOUT 'EM OUT, SHOUT 'EM OUT. 77 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,017 WALK AROUND APPLE ORCHARDS. SUPER ROMANTIC. 78 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,560 - OH. THAT'S FUN. - EEL FISHING. 79 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,020 ALL RIGHT. 80 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,522 CURL UP WITH YOUR FAVORITE DVD. 81 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,898 YOU AND DONNA SHOULD HIT THE POCONOS. 82 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,066 THEY HAVE HEART-SHAPED JACUZZIS. 83 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,609 ROOM ENOUGH FOR THREE. 84 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,945 {\an8}WE ACTUALLY WENT TO THE POCONOS LAST TUESDAY. 85 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,321 {\an8}WE HEADED UP THERE, 86 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,073 {\an8}WE WENT TO A LITTLE CHINESE BISTRO, 87 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,533 {\an8}UM, P.F. CHANG'S. 88 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,702 {\an8}WAIT, WHY WOULD GO ALL THE WAY TO THE POCONOS 89 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,704 {\an8}TO P.F. CHANG'S WHEN WE HAVE THE GREAT WALL IN SCRANTON? 90 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,872 {\an8}BECAUSE WHEN YOUR SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND SAYS, 91 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,416 {\an8}"I WANNA GO TO MOUNT POCONO," 92 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,751 {\an8}YOU GO TO MOUNT POCONO AND YOU DO HER. 93 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,045 {\an8}AND WE SCREWED. WHOOPS. TMI. 94 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,422 {\an8}WAIT, THAT'S CRAZY FAR. 95 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:16,756 {\an8}ARE YOU SURE SHE'S NOT CHEATING? 96 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,925 {\an8}YOU KNOW WHAT, KELLY? THIS IS THE REAL WORLD. 97 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,011 {\an8}NOT THE REAL WORLD: SCRANTON. 98 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,929 {\an8}OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SUPER WEIRD. 99 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,389 {\an8}WHEN RYAN HAD TWO GIRLFRIENDS, 100 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,932 {\an8}HE USED TO TAKE ME TO SOME DINER IN HAZELTON 101 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,350 {\an8}JUST SO THE OTHER GIRL WOULDN'T SEE. 102 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,728 {\an8}SOME DINER? IT WAS THE STARLIGHT DINER. 103 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,354 {\an8}IT'S--IT'S IN A LIFE MAGAZINE SPREAD 104 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,480 {\an8}ABOUT AMERICANA. 105 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,232 {\an8}YOU GUYS THINK DONNA'S CHEATING ON ME? 106 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,401 {\an8}- NO. MICHAEL, NO. - ARE YOU NUTS? 107 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,778 {\an8}YOU HAD A NICE MEAL WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND 108 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,946 {\an8}IN A LOVELY PLACE-- 109 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,906 - AND--WE HAD SEX TOO. - THAT IS RIGHT. 110 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,616 - DON'T MAKE ANY MORE OF IT. - HOW? 111 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,951 HOW WHAT? 112 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,202 HOW DO I NOT MAKE ANY MORE OF IT? 113 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,579 YOU COULD START BY CONCLUDING THIS MEETING. 114 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,247 ALL RIGHT. 115 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,750 AND SHE WON'T SAY, "I LOVE YOU." 116 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,209 OH, NO. 117 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,627 HOW MANY DATES HAVE YOU BEEN ON? 118 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,088 NINE DATES. I SAID IT ON THE SECOND DATE. 119 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,674 - MM. - THAT SEEMS...QUICK. 120 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,426 EVEN FOR LESBIANS. 121 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,511 DOES SHE KEEP HER PHONE LOCKED AROUND YOU, MICHAEL? 122 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,847 DOES SHE WATCH HOW MUCH SHE DRINKS AROUND YOU, MICHAEL? 123 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,266 {\an8}DOES SHE LEAVE THE ROOM WHEN SHE TAKES PHONE CALLS? 124 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,726 {\an8}DOES SHE KEEP PERFUME IN HER PURSE? 125 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,686 DOES SHE SHOWER BEFORE SEX? DOES SHE SHOWER AFTER SEX? 126 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:12,937 {\an8}DOES SHE ONLY PAY CASH WHEN YOU GO OUT 127 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,022 'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT IT 128 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,273 TO SHOW UP ON HER CREDIT CARD BILL? 129 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,983 DOES SHE EMAIL YOU FROM A SECONDARY ACCOUNT? 130 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,276 DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP GOING? 131 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,903 DOES SHE ERASE YOUR TEXTS WHEN THEY SHOW UP 132 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,154 ON HER PHONE? 133 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,113 DOES SHE HAVE A SECOND CELL PHONE 134 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,239 FOR USE WITH YOU? DOES SHE-- 135 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,449 YEAH, SHE DOES ALL THAT. 136 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,825 - SORRY, DUDE. - NO, NO-- 137 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,952 MICHAEL, DO NOT LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN AMOK. 138 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,454 - RUN WHAT? - AMOK. 139 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,664 IT MEANS, DON'T LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN OUT OF CONTROL. 140 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,124 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT, PAM? 141 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,876 MICHAEL, DO NOT LET YOUR IMAGINATION 142 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,294 RUN OUT OF CONTROL. 143 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,462 WELL, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 144 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,963 YOU HAVE A BAD IMAGINATION. IT'S STUPID. 145 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,674 I LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD. 146 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,468 - YOU DO? - YES, JIM, I DO. 147 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,387 AND I CAN'T STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP 148 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,305 THAT IS FULL OF LIES AND DECEIT. 149 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,640 BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS WAS TRUE 150 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,849 FIVE MINUTES AGO. 151 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,643 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO WRONG. 152 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,727 EVER SINCE I FOUND OUT 153 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,853 THAT DONNA MIGHT BE CHEATING ON ME, 154 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,481 I HAVE NOT EATEN OR SLEPT. 155 00:05:56,523 --> 00:06:00,777 IT'S THE NOT KNOWING, THAT'S WHAT'S KILLING ME. 156 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:06,533 OH, GOD, THAT TICKLES. WHAT DID-- 157 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,702 I WANT SOMEONE TO FOLLOW DONNA. 158 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,538 I WANT HER TAILED. 159 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,498 I NEED THE NAME OF A GOOD PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 160 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,291 I THINK I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU. 161 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,421 - THIS IS YOU. - I USED YOUR CARD GUY. 162 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,339 WADE? IS HE STILL AT THE MALL? 163 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,507 HE DOESN'T HAVE A KIOSK ANYMORE. 164 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,217 HE JUST OPERATES OUT OF THE FOOD COURT. 165 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,428 OKAY, HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE? 166 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,054 $100 A DAY, PLUS EXPENSES. 167 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,931 I'LL GIVE YOU $50. MONEY'S NO OBJECT. 168 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,433 DONE. I'M JUST GONNA WARN YOU-- 169 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,101 AND I SAY THIS TO ALL MY CLIENTS-- 170 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,602 YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT I FIND. 171 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,021 OKAY. 172 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,732 AND YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE HOW I FIND IT. 173 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,528 OF COURSE. YEAH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 174 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,990 OKAY, LET ME GET BACK TO YOU. 175 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,366 HEY, STANLEY. 176 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,743 ONE OF MY CLIENTS JUST CALLED AND SAID THAT 177 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,703 THEIR SABRE PRINTER STARTED SMOKING 178 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,413 AND CAUGHT ON FIRE. 179 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,707 MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CUT OUT HOT DOGS. 180 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,584 WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS. 181 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,465 HEY, KELLY, HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING ANY CALLS 182 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,092 ABOUT THE SABRE GH400 PRINTERS? 183 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,719 - YEAH, PEOPLE HATE THEM. - REALLY? 184 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,305 HAS ANYONE SAID THAT THEY, LIKE, BLOW UP OR ANYTHING? 185 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,390 - I CAN'T REMEMBER. - CAN YOU CHECK? 186 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,435 - WHERE? - YOUR RECORDS. 187 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,479 OKAY, I DON'T KEEP RECORDS PER SE. 188 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,522 WELL, LIKE, IN YOUR FILES THEN, WHATEVER. 189 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,733 - HM. - THIS WOULD BE? 190 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,401 I KEEP MY STUFFED ANIMALS IN THERE. 191 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,029 OKAY, GREAT. CAN I JUST-- 192 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,322 - UM-- - UM, OKAY, THESE ARE-- 193 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,573 YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND 194 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,908 WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ON MY COMPUTER. 195 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,409 YEAH, THAT'S A SPREADSHEET OF SHOE PRICES, 196 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:35,497 SO, UH, MAYBE THERE'S SOME WAY THAT YOU KEEP TRACK 197 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,290 OF THE CALLS THAT COME IN? 198 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:39,417 YOU KNOW, I KEEP EVERYTHING UP HERE. 199 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,336 WELL, CAN YOU CHECK IN THERE? 200 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,549 I CAN'T--I CAN'T-- 201 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,969 HOW DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO? HOW ARE YOU USEFUL TO ANYONE? 202 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,471 [CHUCKLES] 203 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,224 [CHUCKLES] 204 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,642 [SIGHS] 205 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,187 - HI, STRANGER. - OH, HI. 206 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,313 YOU WORK FOR MICHAEL. 207 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,023 I WORK WITH MICHAEL. 208 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,233 - RIGHT. - DWIGHT SCHRUTE. 209 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,193 - DONNA, HI. - HOW ARE YOU, DONNA? 210 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,612 - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 211 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,698 [SIGHS] IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 212 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,783 - WHAT? - THAT CLOUD. 213 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,368 WHAT--WHICH CLOUD? 214 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:16,371 THE CLOUD OF GNATS. 215 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,665 I COULD FOLLOW A CLOUD OF GNATS AROUND FOR HOURS. 216 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,004 WELL, I'M ACTUALLY HEADED IN FOR A WORKOUT, 217 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,422 BUT IT WAS GREAT TO BUMP INTO YOU. 218 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,465 NICE RUNNING INTO YOU. I'LL WALK YOU IN. 219 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,175 HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS PLACE? 220 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,136 I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR A NEW GYM. 221 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,180 MY LAST GYM WAS A FOREST AND A DULL AXE, 222 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,100 - WHICH IS NOW A LOG CABIN. - OH. 223 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,019 I DON'T LOVE IT, BUT IT'S CLOSE TO ME. 224 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,479 UH-HUH, WELL, OBVIOUSLY, SOMETHING'S WORKING. 225 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,816 A LOT OF BUFF GUYS COMING OUT OF THERE. 226 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,609 [laughs] 227 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,236 WHAT'S THE MEDICINE BALL SITUATION? 228 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,362 DO YOU HAVE TO CHECK 'EM OUT? 229 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,239 ALL CASES ARE SOLVED WITH LOGIC. 230 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,158 THE ONLY LOGICAL WAY TO FIND OUT 231 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,868 IF DONNA IS A CHEATER IS TO SEDUCE HER, 232 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,454 BRING HER TO ORGASM, THEN CALL MICHAEL 233 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,497 AND TELL HIM THE SAD NEWS. 234 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,915 HEY, GABE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 235 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,542 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 236 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,627 THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ALMOND BUTTER, RIGHT? 237 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,755 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. LOOK, ONE OF MY CLIENTS CALLED. 238 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,381 HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIG PRINTING JOB 239 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,008 AND THE BACK OF THE PRINTER STARTED SMOKING 240 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,885 AND THEN THE PAPER TRAY CAUGHT ON FIRE. 241 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,178 THAT'S WEIRD. 242 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,347 I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THAT HAPPENING. 243 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,182 I WOULD EVEN SETTLE FOR APRICOT PRESERVES. 244 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,808 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS? 245 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:19,893 I DON'T KNOW. 246 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,269 CALL HQ, SEE IF THEY KNOW ANYTHING. 247 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:25,190 YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO TODAY. 248 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,733 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 249 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:30,153 LET ME KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 250 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,404 WOW. 251 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,989 THAT DUDE IS GOOD. 252 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,240 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 253 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,368 YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING? 254 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,786 I DON'T KNOW. 255 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,206 LIKE HE WAS... COVERING SOMETHING UP? 256 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,917 MAYBE. 257 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,801 TWO YEARS AGO, 258 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,220 ANDY BLAMED THE WAREHOUSE FOR A LATE SHIPMENT 259 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,138 THAT HE FORGOT TO PROCESS. 260 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,015 WE GOT YELLED AT PRETTY BAD. 261 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,308 ALMOST LOST MY JOB, 262 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,519 AND I WAS MAD AS HELL AT THE TIME. 263 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,229 BUT I SAID, "DARRYL, JUST WAIT. 264 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,563 "HE'S A FOOL, 265 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,899 "THERE'S GONNA BE AN OPPORTUNITY. 266 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,860 JUST BE PATIENT." 267 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,905 WOW, IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR ICE CREAM, DON'T YOU THINK? 268 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,324 IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR ICE CREAM, JIM. 269 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,326 BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY ICE CREAM, 270 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,120 SO THIS IS MAYONNAISE AND BLACK OLIVES. 271 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,413 - OH... - OH, MY GOD. 272 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,039 IT'S COMFORT FOOD, ALL RIGHT? 273 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,416 GOD. 274 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,834 YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, THIS WHOLE DONNA THING 275 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,460 IS GONNA BE OKAY, YOU JUST-- STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP. 276 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,295 I KNOW. WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 277 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,505 WE'LL SEE WHAT DWIGHT SAYS. 278 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,965 WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE WHAT DWIGHT SAYS? 279 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,508 BECAUSE I HAVE HIM INVESTIGATING HER. 280 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,759 I'M WAITING FOR A TEXT UPDATE. 281 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,428 - MICHAEL, NO-- - NO, NO, NO, NO. 282 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,221 UNDO THAT. UNDO THAT. 283 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,389 IT'S TOO LATE TO UNDO IT. 284 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,765 I NEED TO KNOW. 285 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,267 OTHERWISE THIS THING IS GONNA SPIRAL OUT OF AMOK. 286 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,935 MICHAEL. OKAY, I'M-- 287 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,520 I'M GOING TO TALK STRAIGHT TO YOU 288 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,397 BECAUSE I THINK YOU NEED TO HEAR IT, ALL RIGHT? 289 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,732 YEAH. 290 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,776 MICHAEL, UM, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 291 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,988 - CAN THIS WAIT FIVE MINUTES? - I GUESS. 292 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,364 WELL, THEN IT'S PROBABLY NOT IMPORTANT 293 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,741 SO COME BACK WHEN IT CAN'T WAIT. 294 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,039 HOW DO I SAY THIS? 295 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,790 - MICHAEL... - GOD, THIS IS SO DISGUSTING. 296 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,251 STOP EATING IT! DO YOU WANNA BE HAPPY? 297 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,669 LOOK AT YOU. 298 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,255 YOU HAVE A MAJOR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE STREAK IN YOU. 299 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,631 I KNOW. 300 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,800 AND YOU, YOU KIND OF TORPEDO 301 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,927 EVERY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOU'RE IN. 302 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,346 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 303 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,351 YOU'RE RIGHT, I RUIN EVERYTHING. 304 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,187 AND I'VE KNOWN SOME WONDERFUL WOMEN. 305 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,397 HOLLY, CAROL, JAN. 306 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,732 HELENE. 307 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,775 HELENE? 308 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,485 - MY MOTHER. - OH. 309 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,778 MY MOTHER, HELENE. 310 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,529 OH, YEAH. YES, YES. YES. 311 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,741 ALL OF, ALL OF THE GREATEST LOVES OF MY LIFE. 312 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:42,660 YOU SHOULD STOP THIS, 313 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,413 AND YOU SHOULD CALL DWIGHT RIGHT NOW. 314 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,665 ALL RIGHT. 315 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,340 OH, GOSH, WE WERE BOTH GOING FOR THE SAME WEIGHT 316 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,800 AT THE SAME TIME; YOU GO AHEAD. 317 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,134 - THANK YOU. - IT'S ALL YOURS. 318 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,481 [strains] 319 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,943 AH! 320 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,236 AH... 321 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,530 - YOU OKAY? - YEAH, I'M GOOD. 322 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,198 HEY, YOU KNOW AN EXERCISE FOR TWO PEOPLE 323 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,034 THAT USES THE WHOLE BODY? 324 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,370 YEAH, I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 325 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,372 TRACTOR PULLING. 326 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,582 TOO BAD THERE'S NOT A TRACTOR HERE. 327 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,420 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 328 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,963 IF YOU WERE REALLY BEING CHASED, 329 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,881 YOU'D NEVER BE RUNNING IN THE PATH OF THAT TREADMILL. 330 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,051 YOU'D BE ZIGZAGGING, DODGING THINGS, 331 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,303 EVEN PLAYING DEAD IF THEY WANTED TO CAPTURE YOU 332 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,680 - FOR A SLAVE. - I'M SORRY. 333 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:46,474 - I CAN'T-- - HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. 334 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:51,563 [GRUNTS] LIKE THIS. 335 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,690 YOU CAN HAVE IT. IT'S COOL. 336 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:02,365 OH. OH. 337 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,200 OH. 338 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,827 [groans] 339 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,454 ONE THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME, 340 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,831 I DON'T QUIT UNTIL SOMETHING TEARS OR POPS. 341 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,583 [chuckles] 342 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,626 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GETTING A GOOD WORKOUT. 343 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,420 CAN I FEEL YOUR PULSE? 344 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,880 NOPE. I'M GOOD, THANKS. 345 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,131 REALLY? 346 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,758 HEY, UM-- 347 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,426 LOOK, YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU WIPE DOWN THAT SEAT? 348 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,595 GET OUT OF MY WAY. HUH! 349 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,680 TOMORROW'S FERTILIZER, AM I RIGHT? 350 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,931 I'M OUT OF HERE. 351 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,433 DONNA. DONNA, WAIT, PLEASE. 352 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,769 I'M SORRY. OKAY? LISTEN. 353 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,605 WE BOTH KNOW WHY I'M HERE: 354 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,359 TO SEE...YOU...NAKED... 355 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,112 WHILE...I'M...NAKED. 356 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,740 YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME, OR I'M CALLING SECURITY. 357 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,117 DONNA, COME-- 358 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,827 AH. GRR. UGH. 359 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,705 YOU'RE BACK. WHAT HAPPENED? 360 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,457 OH, I PULLED MUSCLES IN BOTH MY THIGHS. 361 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,500 THANKS FOR ASKING. 362 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,001 NO, WHAT HAPPENED WITH DONNA? 363 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,045 YEAH, NO. SHE'S NOT CHEATING. 364 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,338 OH, MAN. 365 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,048 WILL YOU HELP ME WORK OUT THIS KNOT? RIGHT HERE. 366 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,591 - UGH. - PUT YOUR FINGERS HERE. 367 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,717 NO. NO. ARE YOU SURE? 368 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,427 I'M POSITIVE. 369 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,805 YEAH, OH, AND HERE'S YOUR EXPENSE RECEIPTS RIGHT THERE. 370 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,516 WHO EATS EIGHT PROTEIN BARS? 371 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,934 PEOPLE WHO DON'T TRUST EGG WHITES. 372 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,018 OKAY. 373 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,353 WELL, I AM JUST GLAD THIS IS ALL OVER. 374 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,688 OH, ME TOO. 375 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,314 AND BY THE WAY, UH, I TOLD HER NOT TO, 376 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,941 BUT SHE'S COMING OVER HERE AND SHE'S FURIOUS. 377 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,943 WHAT? NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT. 378 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,320 YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS PARAPHRASING. 379 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,364 WHAT SHE ACTUALLY SAID WAS, 380 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,074 "WHAT IS WITH HIM? HE IS CRAZY. 381 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,742 I'M COMING OVER THERE TO TALK TO HIM." 382 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,661 AND THIS WAS AFTER I HAVE NO OTHER RECOURSE 383 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,538 BUT TO TELL HER AND GYM SECURITY 384 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:35,250 THAT YOU HAD SENT ME THERE TO SEE IF SHE WAS CHEATING. 385 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,585 ALSO, I JOINED THE GYM. 386 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,171 YOU'LL BE BILLED MONTHLY. 387 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,883 I AM NOT PAYING FOR THAT MEMBERSHIP. 388 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,684 OHHH... 389 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,394 MM... 390 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,439 MAYBE YOU'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN OFFICE. 391 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,066 NO, I LIKE THE ATTENTION. 392 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,777 [sighs] IS SHE HERE YET? 393 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,405 UH, NO. 394 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,740 WAIT, YES. 395 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,325 - THAT'S HER? - YEAH. 396 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,370 MM-HMM. RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. 397 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,539 OKAY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 398 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,670 HOW COULD YOU THINK I WOULD CHEAT ON YOU? 399 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,340 I DIDN'T. EVERYBODY ELSE HERE DID. 400 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,468 EVERYBODY CONVINCED ME THAT SOMETHING WAS UP. 401 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,345 THEY POISONED MY MIND. 402 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,638 THAT'S PATHETIC. 403 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,349 WELL, NO. 404 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,393 IT'S A LIE. THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 405 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,103 I JUST LIKE YOU. 406 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,647 I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO BE WITH YOU. 407 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,359 YOU WORK AT AN ADULT ARCADE. 408 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,944 YOU COULD HAVE ANY MAN YOU WANT. 409 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,947 WHEN I TELL YOU I LIKE YOU, 410 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,326 YOU NEED TO TRUST ME, NOT SOME FREAK. 411 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,412 IF YOU WANNA DUMP ME, I TOTALLY GET IT. 412 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,581 I TOLD YOU I LIKE YOU. 413 00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,418 WELL, YOU ARE BONER-IFIC. 414 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,088 [laughs] 415 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,923 HEY, IF I SAID THAT WE SHOULD 416 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,592 GO AWAY FOR A COUPLE DAYS, YOU WOULD-- 417 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,052 POOP MY PANTS. 418 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,512 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO VERO BEACH? 419 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,472 OH, MY GOD, VERO BEACH. 420 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,391 NO. 421 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,518 - IS THAT ON THE WATER? - WE'RE GOING. 422 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,103 - WE ARE? - YEAH. 423 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,483 HATE TO SEE YOU LEAVE BUT LOVE TO WATCH YOU GO 424 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,527 'CAUSE OF YOUR BUTT. 425 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,156 YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. 426 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,033 - I DIDN'T TORPEDO IT. - OKAY, THAT'S CLOSE. 427 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,410 I DIDN'T TORPEDO IT. WE'RE STILL DATING. 428 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,245 YOU WERE WRONG. YOU WERE WRONG. 429 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,996 GOOD, GOOD, WELL, NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE 430 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,998 - UNDER RECEPTION. - THAT'S RIGHT. 431 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,792 I DON'T. SHE TOTALLY FORGIVES ME. 432 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,377 SHE UNDERSTANDS. 433 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,087 SHE SOUNDS LIKE A VERY UNDERSTANDING WOMAN. 434 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,547 AND SHE'S TAKING ME TO VERO BEACH 435 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,965 FOR BEING SUCH AN AWESOME BOYFRIEND. 436 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,091 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 437 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,926 SURF, SEX, SAND CASTLES. 438 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,475 WOW, HOW DID I GET THAT ONE WRONG? 439 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,687 WHAT'S UP? I GOT YOUR EMAIL. 440 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,689 CLOSE THE DOOR. 441 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,315 OKAY. 442 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,109 I DON'T HAVE A PLAN EXACTLY. 443 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,194 MORE OF A LOOSE STRUCTURE. 444 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,698 GIVES ME FREEDOM TO IMPROVISE. IT'S LIKE JAZZ. 445 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,743 [scatting] 446 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,286 ♪ ANDY DON'T MESS WITH ME ♪ 447 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,747 [scatting] 448 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,040 I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 449 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,208 SOME FREAKY STUFF GOING ON. 450 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,377 I WAS WALKING BEHIND GABE AND I HEARD SOME THINGS. 451 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,920 SUCH AS? 452 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,214 IT WAS KIND OF MUMBLED, I DON'T KNOW, 453 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,632 UH, ONLY THING I COULD MAKE OUT CLEARLY 454 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,761 WAS "ANDY," "PROBLEM," "ELIMINATE," SOMETHING. 455 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,095 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT. 456 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,722 WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT? 457 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,392 HOW ABOUT, ANDY IS A PROBLEM AND WE MUST ELIMINATE HIM? 458 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,062 WHOA. I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT. 459 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,565 YEAH. HAH. 460 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,524 HOO. 461 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,653 OH, HEY, I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS. 462 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:51,905 THANK YOU. 463 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,198 DID MICHAEL GET THEM FOR YOU? 464 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,450 NO, I BOUGHT THEM MYSELF. 465 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,160 WHERE? 466 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:58,787 STEAMTOWN MALL. 467 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,580 CLAIRE'S? ZALES? RICKY'S? 468 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,248 EARRINGS EARRINGS EARRINGS? FANCY GIRL? 469 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,167 PLATINUM CAT? WHERE? 470 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,544 YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY GOT THEM IN PHILADELPHIA, 471 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,504 IN A MALL DOWN THERE. 472 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,923 FRANKLIN MILLS? KING OF PRUSSIA? 473 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,175 SPRINGFIELD? GOVERNOR'S PLACE? 474 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,510 UH, FRANKLIN MILLS. 475 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,016 - WHAT? - HMM? 476 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,810 OH. 477 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,645 IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING. 478 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,355 OKAY, HEART-SHAPED JEWELRY 479 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,607 IS NOT SOMETHING THAT A WOMAN BUYS FOR HERSELF. 480 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,151 A MAN DEFINITELY BOUGHT IT FOR HER RECENTLY, 481 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,237 AND IT WASN'T MICHAEL. 482 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,655 WAIT, SO ARE YOU-- 483 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,490 YOU LIKE HEART-SHAPED JEWELRY, THOUGH, RIGHT? 484 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,700 NO. 485 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,077 EXCEPT FOR THE PENDANT THAT YOU BOUGHT ME. 486 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,745 WHICH I LOVE. 487 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,708 PSST. 488 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,634 CREED'S HEAD OF QUALITY ASSURANCE. 489 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,053 SO HE'D DEFINITELY BE WRAPPED UP IN THIS. 490 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,389 SO THERE I AM, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, 491 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,558 AND DARNELL OFFERS ME THREE BUCKS. 492 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,184 ALL I GOTTA DO IS WALK BY ANDY 493 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,728 AND GO LIKE THIS. 494 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,146 DARNELL'S A CHUMP. 495 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,605 I WOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR ANYTHING. 496 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,691 I'VE DONE A LOT MORE FOR A LOT LESS. 497 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,033 ERIN. 498 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,579 I'VE UNCOVERED SOMETHING PRETTY BIG. 499 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,375 IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME... 500 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,338 I WANT YOU TO READ THIS LETTER. 501 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,214 THIS HAS EVERY FEELING I'VE EVER FELT, 502 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,674 EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED TO SAY 503 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,760 BUT HAVEN'T HAD THE COURAGE TO SAY TO YOU. 504 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,386 IT'S ALL IN THIS LETTER. 505 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,354 BUT, AND I CAN'T EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH, 506 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,315 IF NOTHING HAPPENS TO ME... 507 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,401 THEN DON'T READ IT. 508 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,821 ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE? 509 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,157 I THINK I AM, YEAH. 510 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,285 SOME HEAVY-- IT'S SOME HEAVY STUFF. 511 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,038 SO THE ENTIRE THING WAS COVERED IN BUTTER. 512 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,748 WOW. 513 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,052 SO IT TURNS OUT DONNA AND I HAVE 514 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,304 A FACEBOOK FRIEND OF A FRIEND IN COMMON 515 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:25,141 SO I WAS ABLE TO SEE SOME OF HER PICTURES ONLINE. 516 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:28,144 THIS WAS TAKEN TWO WEEKS AGO. 517 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:33,566 AND THIS WAS TAKEN THE SAME NIGHT. 518 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,152 THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN THIS MORNING. 519 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,113 IT'S CECE. 520 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:41,074 SHE'S NEVER GONNA DO ANYTHING WRONG. 521 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,118 - ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? - WOW. 522 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,703 - THAT'S EXCITING. - HEY, MICHAEL. 523 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,746 - HEY. - I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU. 524 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,249 UM, I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT 525 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,667 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BUSINESS RELATED. 526 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:51,793 WELL, IT CAN WAIT. IT CAN WAIT. 527 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,253 I LIED, IT'S PERSONAL. 528 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,421 IT'S ABOUT ME AND JIM. WE'RE-- 529 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,257 I JUST--YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TALK TO. 530 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,591 - JIM IS HER HUSBAND. - OH. 531 00:20:58,633 --> 00:20:59,968 - AND-- - AND THEY'RE HAVING PROBLEMS-- 532 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,804 NO, NOT--WE'RE NOT-- WE'RE NOT HAVING PROBLEMS. 533 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,180 BUT IT IS PERSONAL. 534 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,557 - AND I WOULD LOVE-- - IN BED. 535 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,351 YES. 536 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,854 YES, I DESPERATELY WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU 537 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,814 ABOUT MY SEX LIFE WITH JIM. 538 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,358 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT HOW CHEAP STREET LEVEL ROOMS ARE. 539 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,986 AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO ENJOYS PEOPLE WATCHING? 540 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,446 I NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS! 541 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,574 - SO BAD! - OKAY, WEIRDO. 542 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,201 I LOVE-- THIS IDEA IS NEAT. 543 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,037 I'VE NEVER BEEN. IT SOUNDS LOVELY. 544 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,288 YEAH, I THINK IT'LL BE A NICE TRIP. 545 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,789 WE'RE GONNA GET A LOT DONE. 546 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,459 YOU'RE GONNA WANNA LOOK AT THE DATE ON THAT. 547 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,294 OH, WOW, LOOK AT-- GOLFING. 548 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,628 ARE YOU A GOLFER? 549 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,255 I AM, BUT I, I GAVE MY CLUBS AWAY. 550 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,840 I SWEAR TOO MUCH. 551 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:42,302 [both laughing] 552 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,803 HEY, YOU OKAY? 553 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:44,846 YEAH, I JUST REMEMBERED 554 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,931 THAT I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 555 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,350 - PAM? - ABSOLUTELY. 556 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,106 HOW COULD SHE DO THIS? WE JUST STARTED DATING. 557 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,275 I KNOW. 558 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,651 YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING 559 00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,487 THAT IT HAPPENED THIS SOON BEFORE YOU HAD A CHANCE 560 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,697 TO GET REALLY EMOTIONALLY INVESTED. 561 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,949 I AM EMOTIONALLY INVESTED, PAM. 562 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,786 HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HOT SHE IS? GOD! 563 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,955 DID YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT BEING EXCLUSIVE, 564 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,751 - JUST SEEING EACH OTHER? - YES, I AM NOT A SLUT. 565 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:18,213 WHO THE HELL IS THIS? WHO IS THIS GUY? 566 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,798 - I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS. - GOD. 567 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,468 LOWEST OF THE LOW, THAT GUY. JUST A NOTCH ABOVE TOBY. 568 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,594 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT? 569 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:25,887 I'M GONNA KILL HIM. NO, I'M NOT. 570 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:29,766 I FEEL--I FEEL-- NAH, I'M NOT GOING TO KILL HIM. 571 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,643 YOU JUST HAVE TO GO IN THERE. YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER. 572 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:32,811 I HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER. 573 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,187 YOU HAVE TO SETTLE DOWN FIRST. 574 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,773 I NEED TO HAVE HER TELL ME HERSELF, RIGHT? 575 00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,441 - OKAY, YES. - I NEED TO HAVE HER SAY-- 576 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,567 BUT YOU HAVE TO CALM DOWN FIRST. 577 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,819 I NEED TO SAY, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 578 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,112 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" - HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 579 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,155 - LOOK AT THIS, BABY PICTURE. - NO, GOD, NO, NO. 580 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,490 - OH, MY GOD. - HI, MICHAEL. 581 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,325 - HI, MICHAEL. - OKAY. 582 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,829 OKAY, OKAY 583 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,622 LOOK, I'M NOT DOWN THERE ANYMORE, 584 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:53,998 SO IF THE GUYS START MAKING FUN OF YOU, 585 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,834 YOU JUST--YOU GOTTA STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 586 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,169 I KNOW, IT'S JUST, I'M SCARED-- 587 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,505 YOUR TEXT SAID 911. 588 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,048 GLEN, COULD YOU EXCUSE US? 589 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,347 IT'S BAD. 590 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,099 - WHAT'S BAD? - IT'S REAL BAD. 591 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,684 STILL NO PLAN. 592 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,561 - OH, GOD. - IT'S GETTING BIGGER. 593 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,229 I MIGHT HAVE TO GO PUBLIC HERE, 594 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:17,647 BUT NO ONE'S GONNA BELIEVE ME. 595 00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,399 UH...I NEED PROOF. 596 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,734 I NEED, LIKE, A PRINTER TO CATCH ON FIRE. 597 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,485 I CAN VIDEOTAPE IT. 598 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:25,363 YEAH. 599 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,823 THERE IT IS. 600 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:29,534 - THERE WHAT IS? - WHAT? 601 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,955 HEY. EVERYTHING OKAY? 602 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:36,374 YES. 603 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,377 I HAVE THIS ENORMOUS WEIGHT ON MY SHOULDERS 604 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,838 THAT I'D LIKE TO GET OFF MY CHEST. 605 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,381 OKAY. 606 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,758 REMEMBER LAST NIGHT, I TOLD YOU 607 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,885 THAT MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS FROST/NIXON? 608 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,387 WELL, I LIED. IT'S ANTZ. 609 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,015 - OH. - SO I LIED TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 610 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,559 AND THAT FEELS GOOD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST. 611 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,061 YOU SHOULD TRY THAT. 612 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,146 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST? 613 00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,858 - YEAH, THERE IS. - OKAY. 614 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,486 REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE PLAYING BATTLESHIP, 615 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:08,198 AND YOU GOT UP TO GET MORE FLAN? 616 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,116 I PEEKED. 617 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:14,746 OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 618 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,581 YOU'RE A CHEATER. YOU'RE A CHEATER. 619 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,625 YOU COULDN'T HELP IT. NO, YOU COULDN'T. 620 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,252 - YOU'RE SO BAD. - I'M BAD. 621 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:24,339 YOU'RE SO BAD. YOU'RE EVIL. 622 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:25,965 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 623 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,888 I DON'T WANT YOU TO WALK ME TO MY CAR. 624 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,144 OKAY. 625 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,524 NO TELLING HOW FAR THIS THING GOES. 626 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,983 - IT NEEDS TO BE DOCUMENTED. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 627 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,985 - IT'S TO KEEP IT QUIET. - SHH, SHH. 628 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,612 HEY, DUDES. 629 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,989 HEY, DARRYL, CAN YOU GIVE US A SECOND PLEASE? 630 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:53,284 - TAKE YOUR TIME. - THANK YOU. 631 00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:54,744 I TALKED TO CORPORATE. 632 00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:57,330 TURNS OUT THERE HAVE BEEN 12 REPORTS OF FAULTY PRINTERS. 633 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,499 OUT OF 400,000. 634 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,667 WE'VE INVESTIGATED. 635 00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,085 EVERY TIME, IT'S BEEN USER ERROR. 636 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,670 THEY BLOCK THE VENTS OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW. 637 00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,797 THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE FINE PRINT. 638 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,424 THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS TO OUR ATTENTION. 639 00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:08,967 SO I'D LIKE TO REWARD YOU FOR THAT. 640 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:14,431 THAT'S GOOD FOR FIVE BUCKS AT DUNKIN' DONUTS. 641 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:15,849 ANY DUNKIN' DONUTS. 642 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,934 HM. 643 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,571 YOU KNOW WHAT? 644 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:30,780 WE SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING FUN THIS WEEK. 645 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,657 - YEAH, WE SHOULD. - WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN? 646 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,784 - YEAH. - HOW ABOUT THURSDAY? 647 00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,828 THURSDAY WORKS. YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 648 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,496 I CAN'T DO IT THURSDAY. BOOK CLUB. 649 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,081 HOW ABOUT FRIDAY? 650 00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:42,459 - OH, FRIDAY DOESN'T WORK. - OH, REALLY? 651 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,210 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING WE COULD GO TO THIS CONCERT. 652 00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:47,964 SPICE GIRLS ARE OPENING FOR WEIRD AL. 653 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,049 FRONT ROW. 654 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,383 IT'D BE A GREAT, GREAT CONCERT. 655 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:52,135 SHOOT. I'M WORKING. 656 00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:54,846 OH, OKAY. WELL, MAYBE I COULD STOP BY. 657 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,514 WELL, WON'T YOU BE AT THE CONCERT? 658 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:57,849 NOPE, THAT'S TUESDAY. 659 00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,517 OH, WELL, I CAN MAKE IT ON TUESDAY. 660 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,227 YOU'RE CHEATING. 661 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,190 YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME. 662 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:10,195 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 663 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,279 PAM TOLD ME. 664 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,408 [gasps] DID SHE SEE ME? 665 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,077 NICE EFFORT. 666 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,913 WE'RE PRINTING ON 24-POUND PREMIUM STOCK PAPER, 667 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,873 APPROXIMATELY 300 SHEETS IN. 668 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,292 SO FAR, NO SIGNS OF DISTRESS. 669 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:25,794 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN INTRODUCED YOURSELF. 670 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,712 RIGHT, MY NAME IS ANDREW BAINES BERNARD, 671 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,214 AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, IT'S BECAUSE 672 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,174 I'VE TURNED STATE'S WITNESS BECAUSE I'M IN DANGER 673 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,717 BECAUSE I KNOW TOO MUCH. 674 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,010 YOU SHOULD TALK IN A HIGHER VOICE 675 00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:35,387 'CAUSE THE CAMERA MAKES YOU SOUND WEIRD. 676 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,805 HIGHER? OKAY. 677 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,223 [speaking slightly higher] RECENTLY CERTAIN EVENTS 678 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,183 - HAVE COME TO MY ATTENTION-- - HIGHER. 679 00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,434 - MAKE IT HIGHER? OKAY. - MM-HMM. 680 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,811 [high-pitched] I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION 681 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:45,230 - THAT THE SABRE CORPORATION-- - ONE MORE, YEAH. 682 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,649 [higher] MAY BE OVERLOOKING CERTAIN SAFETY REGULATIONS. 683 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:51,736 AT THE DANGER--AH! 684 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,321 [speaking lower] IT'S SMOKING. 685 00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:55,532 [in normal speaking voice] IT'S--I KNEW IT. 686 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:56,866 THIS-- 687 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,411 WE ARE BLOWING THE ROOF OFF. 688 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:02,580 BLOWING THE ROOF OFF! 689 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,916 NICE. NICE. 690 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:07,460 THIS IS MY PARTNER, DARRYL PHILBIN. 691 00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:09,921 HE'S BEEN MY PARTNER THROUGH THIS ENTIRE THING. 692 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,507 I DON'T WANNA PRANK ANYMORE. 693 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:14,968 THINGS GET REAL. IT'S NOT FUNNY. 694 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:18,263 I'M JUST GONNA BE GOOD, STAY IN MY ROOM, 695 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,848 GO TO CHURCH, 696 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,434 TRY TO DO ONE NICE THING PER DAY. 697 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:26,187 I DO NOT WANNA PRANK ANYMORE. 698 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,441 I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM. 699 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:32,736 BETTER HE FINDS OUT NOW THAN NINE MONTHS FROM NOW 700 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:34,821 WHEN HE'S PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR SOME BASTARD 701 00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,115 WHO ISN'T EVEN HIS. 702 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:39,492 HE'S TAKING THIS WAY BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. 703 00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:41,661 YEAH, UNTIL HE STARTS SOBBING ON HER BLOUSE. 704 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,163 I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS. 705 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:54,090 CASE CLOSED. 706 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,051 WHO IS HE? 707 00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:58,553 - WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - THE OTHER MAN. 708 00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,138 WHO'S THE GUY? WHO IS IT? 709 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,806 IT'S YOU. 710 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,767 I'M MARRIED. 711 00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,687 I'M THE MISTRESS? 712 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,443 OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S TAKE THIS NEXT HILL. 713 00:28:13,485 --> 00:28:14,944 EXCUSE ME. 714 00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:16,196 YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D JUST LET ME RUN THIS. 715 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:17,447 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. 716 00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:18,448 YOU'RE NO LEADER. 717 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,075 UP OUT OF YOUR SEAT, LET'S BLAST! 718 00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:21,910 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, WE'RE APPROACHING A COOLDOWN 719 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,412 - DOWN A GENTLE HILL. - NO! THE HILL'S A TRAP. 720 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:26,498 LET'S TAKE THE DIRT ROAD OFF TO THE SIDE. 721 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,041 NO, GUYS, NO. WE'RE JUST COOLING DOWN-- 722 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,834 IF THEY CATCH US, THEY WILL RAPE US. 723 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,754 GO FOR THE CLIFF. AND THREE, TWO, ONE-- 724 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:33,963 JUMP! 725 00:28:34,005 --> 00:28:36,132 NO! YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD. 726 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:38,343 GOOD JUMP. YOU'RE BARELY ALIVE. 727 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:41,429 OKAY, NOW NICE COOLDOWN. CHECK YOUR PULSE RATE. 51375

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