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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:10,844 - [knock on door] - YEAH? 2 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,095 - YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? - YES, OSCAR, COME ON IN. 3 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,347 CLOSE THE DOOR, IF YOU WOULD. 4 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,348 THANK YOU. 5 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,474 THANKS SO MUCH FOR TALKING TO ME. 6 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,809 YEAH, SURE. 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,936 [sighs] I'M GOING IN FOR A PROCEDURE TODAY. 8 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,771 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH. 9 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:22,981 IT'S--IT'S ROUTINE. 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,649 I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT SCARED. 11 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,859 I'M SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 12 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:27,902 WHAT--WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT'S THE PROCEDURE, 13 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,487 IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING? 14 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,573 IT IS A COLONOSCOPY. 15 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,741 OKAY. 16 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,828 IN YOUR EXPERIENCE, WHAT SHOULD I BE EXPECTING 17 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,247 IN TERMS OF SENSATION... 18 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,791 OR EMOTIONS? 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,676 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO 20 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,511 TO MAKE IT MORE PLEASURABLE FOR ME 21 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,138 OR FOR DR. CHAUNDRY? 22 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,641 [sighs] OH, MY GOD. 23 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:01,102 MY MAIN CONCERN IS, SHOULD I HAVE A SAFE WORD? 24 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,188 YEAH. 25 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,191 {\an8}[up-tempo music] 26 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:13,198 {\an8}♪ ♪ 27 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,086 {\an8}- BILL SAGMAN FROM BUFFALO. - THANK YOU. 28 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,213 {\an8}ERROL MEDICAL SUPPLIES IN WEST SENECA. 29 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,215 {\an8}- THANKS. - AND ANGELA'S STILL WAITING 30 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,841 {\an8}FOR YOU TO APPROVE THE NEW BILLING-- 31 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:32,967 {\an8}OKAY, ERIN, YOU KNOW WHAT? 32 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,135 {\an8}IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP COMING IN HERE 33 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,054 {\an8}WITH WORK THAT I NEED TO DO, 34 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,889 {\an8}- I'M GONNA NEED A NEW MONITOR. - OKAY. 35 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,057 {\an8}- IT'S NOT WORKING-- - HEY, MICHAEL. 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,183 {\an8}- YES? - UH, DO YOU WANT THE BUFFALO 37 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,227 {\an8}CLIENTS UNDER NEW ACCOUNTS OR EXISTING? 38 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,645 {\an8}I'VE BEEN DOING SOME OF BOTH. 39 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,230 {\an8}EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF ME. 40 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,482 {\an8}CORPORATE SHUT DOWN THE BUFFALO BRANCH, 41 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:50,568 {\an8}WHICH LEFT US TO ABSORB ALL OF THEIR CLIENTS. 42 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,739 {\an8}I WILL TELL YOU, THERE HAS BEEN WORK EVERY DAY. 43 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,701 {\an8}HAD TO COME IN ON A SATURDAY... 44 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,452 {\an8}TO RETRIEVE-- 45 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,372 {\an8}I LEFT MY CELL PHONE HERE. 46 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:05,917 {\an8}SO, MICHAEL, HOW ARE YOU HANDLING 47 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,378 {\an8}THE BUFFALO TRANSITION ON YOUR END? 48 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,088 {\an8}GREAT ON MY END. 49 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,924 {\an8}HOW ABOUT YOUR END? 50 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,260 {\an8}WELL, I THINK WE'RE ON THE SAME END, MICHAEL. 51 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,762 {\an8}THEN WHY DID YOU SAY "YOUR END"? 52 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,389 {\an8}LET ME BE MORE SPECIFIC. 53 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:23,143 {\an8}HOW ARE YOU PERSONALLY HANDLING THE INCREASING RESPONSIBILITY? 54 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,103 {\an8}WELL, I WILL TELL YOU, DAVID, 55 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,480 {\an8}I'M EITHER DOING THE WORK OR I'M NOT. 56 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,984 {\an8}SO ARE YOU DOING THE WORK? 57 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,115 {\an8}READ IT AND WEEP. 58 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,492 {\an8}[exhales] MICHAEL, IF YOU NEED US 59 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,785 {\an8}TO HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING... 60 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,037 {\an8}- MM-MM. - YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. 61 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,788 {\an8}- OKAY? - I'M GOOD. 62 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:47,208 {\an8}I HAVE GOT A LOT OF BALLS IN THE AIR. 63 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,668 {\an8}IF I WANTED TO BE IN THE BUSINESS 64 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,920 {\an8}OF GIVING PEOPLE BAD NEWS, I WOULD'VE BECOME A CORONER 65 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,047 {\an8}OR AN ANCHORMAN. 66 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,049 {\an8}BUT I GOT INTO THIS INDUSTRY 67 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,301 {\an8}BECAUSE I WANTED TO GIVE PEOPLE GOOD NEWS, 68 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,888 {\an8}LIKE, "YOUR PAPER IS ON ITS WAY." 69 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,974 {\an8}"YES, WE HAVE THAT IN STOCK." 70 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,435 {\an8}"IT'S LUNCH TIME." 71 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,354 {\an8}I WAS RUSHING TO FILL AN ORDER. 72 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,105 {\an8}I PUT THE LADDER UP TO GRAB A BOX 73 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,523 {\an8}OF THREE-HOLE FROM THE TOP SHELF. 74 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,150 {\an8}NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M ON THE GROUND, 75 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,318 {\an8}LADDER'S ON TOP OF ME. 76 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,819 AND THAT'S HOW YOU BROKE YOUR ANKLE? 77 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,987 YES. 78 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,031 HMM, INTERESTING. 79 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,658 HOW DID THE LADDER END UP ON TOP OF YOU 80 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,118 IF YOU FELL OFF OF IT? 81 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,119 THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, MAN. 82 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,329 YOU NEED TO WALK AWAY. 83 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,663 OH, REALLY? I'M SORRY. 84 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:26,998 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FREE COUNTRY. 85 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,000 I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE IN COMMUNIST SWEDEN. 86 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,293 IF WE WERE LIVING IN SWEDEN, 87 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,378 I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS, 88 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:32,921 'CAUSE WE'D HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE. 89 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,881 MM--THAT'S--OKAY. 90 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,174 - BE QUIET. - I'M TALKING-- 91 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,384 MM. 92 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,302 [sighs] I WILL SEND THIS OFF TO CORPORATE. 93 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,970 MAKE SURE YOU HOLD ON TO YOUR MEDICAL BILLS. 94 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,305 FEEL BETTER. 95 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,973 THANKS, T-MAN. 96 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,392 LATER. 97 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,852 SO LONG, DARRYL. 98 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,396 FEEL BETTER. 99 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,939 HE'S LYING. 100 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,190 HE HAS A DOCTOR'S NOTE. 101 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,526 OH, FROM WHO, DR. J? 102 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,361 YOU REALLY NEED TO INVESTIGATE THIS. 103 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,780 PEOPLE DON'T JUST FALL OFF OF LADDERS. 104 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,824 GUY ON MY STREET FELL OFF A LADDER PAINTING HIS HOUSE. 105 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:01,866 IT WAS ON THE NEWS. 106 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,951 SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU KNOWN DARRYL 107 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,452 TO RUSH TO DO ANYTHING 108 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,038 OTHER THAN TO COME UP HERE FOR BIRTHDAY CAKE? 109 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,331 "Y'ALL HAVING BIRTHDAY CAKE?" 110 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,582 [scoffs] PLEASE. 111 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:10,625 THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD DARRYL. 112 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,044 AND HOW MANY FOREMEN DO YOU KNOW 113 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,671 THAT PULL BOXES? 114 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,714 HM. 115 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,549 IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP. 116 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:20,802 [exhales deeply] 117 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,262 - HI, PHYLLIS. - HEY. 118 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:24,973 HI. I HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR RSVP CARD FOR THE WEDDING, 119 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,725 AND I WAS JUST-- 120 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,018 EH. 121 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,020 [breathing sharply] 122 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,563 I'M ABOUT TO SNEEZE. 123 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,564 [barely audible] OH. 124 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:35,525 [breathing sharply] 125 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,528 UH--UH--UH-- 126 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,739 [breathing rapidly] 127 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,241 WE INVITED EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE TO OUR WEDDING, 128 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,951 EVEN THOUGH WE REALIZED MOST PEOPLE 129 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,453 WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE THE DRIVE 130 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,496 TO NIAGARA FALLS. 131 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,040 [whispering] WHICH IS WHY WE'RE HAVING IT 132 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,667 IN NIAGARA FALLS. 133 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,419 THEN MICHAEL TOLD EVERYONE 134 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,463 THEY COULD HAVE FRIDAY AND MONDAY OFF 135 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:57,964 IF THEY CAME. 136 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,549 SO NOW PEOPLE HAVE TO DECIDE 137 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,926 IF THEY WANT TO COME TO OUR WEDDING 138 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,137 OR HAVE TO WORK. 139 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,099 NOTHING. 140 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,435 IT WAS GONNA BE A DOOZY, THOUGH. 141 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,811 OOH. 142 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,980 NOW I FEEL WEIRD. 143 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,149 - HM. - UGH. 144 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:21,029 SO DO YOU THINK YOU AND BOB CAN MAKE IT TO THE WEDDING? 145 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,698 UH, WOULD YOU WAIT A SECOND? 146 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,742 SURE. DO YOU NEED A KLEENEX OR SOMETHING? 147 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:26,701 YEAH. 148 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,539 HEY, WHO HERE IS GOING TO PAM AND JIM'S WEDDING? 149 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,632 UM, FOR NOW, COUNT ME IN. 150 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,093 THANKS, PHYLLIS. 151 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:44,386 SO, MICHAEL, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET ME A RUNDOWN 152 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,179 ON THE BUFFALO CLIENTS BY MONDAY? 153 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,056 ABSOL--YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER. 154 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,432 SUNDAY, SUNDAY NIGHT. 155 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,267 OKAY, I WILL GET IT MONDAY. 156 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,478 [chuckles] HOLD ON, BIG GUY. I'M GONNA PUT IT 157 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,397 IN THE MAIL SUNDAY NIGHT. YOU'LL GET IT WEDNESDAY. 158 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,482 OKAY. JIM, YOU WANT TO HIT THE CONFERENCE ROOM? 159 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,651 - SURE. - HEY, GOOD LUCK. 160 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,945 OH, RIGHT, THIS THING. I REMEMBER NOW. 161 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,488 [whispering] WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 162 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,073 [whispering] THIS IS JUST ME AND DAVID, IF THAT'S OKAY. 163 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,574 THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. HE'S GONNA WANT ME IN THERE, THOUGH. 164 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,159 NO, UH, IT'S OKAY, MICHAEL. 165 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,994 - WE GOT IT. - REALLY? 166 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,162 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 167 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,872 DO YOU MIND IF I SIT THIS OUT? 168 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,165 I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO, 169 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,417 I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA BLOW MY BRAINS OUT. 170 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,713 - OKAY. - YEAH. 171 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,011 [door shuts] 172 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,971 AM I WORRIED THAT JIM AND DAVID 173 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,514 ARE HAVING A MEETING WITHOUT ME? 174 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:33,852 NO, BECAUSE WE ARE THE THREE AMIGOS. 175 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,228 AND ONCE IN A WHILE, 176 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,648 ONE OF THE AMIGOS WILL GO OFF TO THE BATHROOM 177 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,234 WHILE THE OTHER TWO HAVE A SECRET MEETING. 178 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,701 HEY, LET ME ESCORT YOU TO YOUR DESK. 179 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,327 OKAY, IT'S JUST... 180 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,163 THREE OR FOUR STEPS, BUT THANK YOU. 181 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,498 - THANK YOU. - YOU AND JIM ARE CLOSE, HUH? 182 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,710 YEAH, I THINK THE PREGNANCY REALLY BROUGHT US TOGETHER. 183 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,378 HEY...WHAT DO YOU THINK 184 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,796 HE AND DAVID ARE TALKING ABOUT? 185 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:02,839 WHAT DO YOU... 186 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,215 UM, I DON'T KNOW. 187 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,550 WELL, YOU SAID GOOD LUCK TO JIM 188 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,634 AS HE WALKED IN. 189 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,845 DID I? DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 190 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,638 I'M NOT VERY SUPERSTITIOUS. 191 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,600 [whispered scatting] 192 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,271 IF YOU'RE LYING TO ME RIGHT NOW, PAM, 193 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,607 YOUR BABY IS GONNA COME OUT A LIAR. 194 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,443 THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 195 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:26,404 THEY INHERIT THINGS THROUGH THE BREAST MILK. 196 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,406 PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BREAST MILK. 197 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,242 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO LIE TO ME. 198 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,786 I DON'T WANT YOU TO EVER LIE TO ME. 199 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,079 HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU? 200 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,246 YEAH. 201 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,123 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO. 202 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:40,418 I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN SOMEBODY'S LYING. 203 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,253 I JUST NEED TO KNOW TWO THINGS: 204 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,839 WHAT THE PERSON IN SAYING 205 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,216 AND WHAT THE TRUTH IS. 206 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,967 AND IF THOSE THINGS ARE DIFFERENT, 207 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,011 THAT PERSON'S LYING. 208 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:53,264 I KNOW WHAT PAM SAID. 209 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:57,143 NOW ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS WHAT THE TRUTH IS. 210 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,270 DON'T YOU FIND IT INTERESTING 211 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,606 THAT THE ONE PLACE IN THE WHOLE WAREHOUSE 212 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,901 THAT ISN'T COVERED BY SECURITY CAMERAS 213 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:08,613 IS THE PLACE WHERE HE FELL? 214 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:12,367 IT'S WHERE THE THREE HOLE PUNCH PAPER IS. 215 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,160 WELL, WE DID A LITTLE INVESTIGATION, 216 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,578 AND DWIGHT HAD A GOOD POINT. 217 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,372 THE LADDER DIDN'T REACH THE TOP SHELF. 218 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,791 I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE IT, BUT... 219 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,335 I AM A FAN OF THE HARDBOILED DETECTIVE NOVEL. 220 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:25,880 "I'LL PUNCH YOU IN DA MUSH, SEE?" 221 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,924 HEY! YOU, WORKER! 222 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,759 WHEN YOU NEED TO GET SOMETHING OFF THE TOP SHELF, 223 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,970 DO YOU USE A LADDER OR THE LIFT? 224 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,304 LIFT. 225 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,598 WE USE THE LIFT FOR EVERYTHING. 226 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:41,104 LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A HOUSE CALL. 227 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,856 - YOU HAVE A CAR? - YEAH. 228 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,316 GREAT. LET'S USE YOUR CAR TO JUMP MY CAR. 229 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,403 UH-HUH, WELL, IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT, 230 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,822 YOU CAN TELL THAT S.O.B. THAT HE IS FIRED. 231 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,741 SORRY, I'M GOING INTO A MEETING RIGHT NOW. 232 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,326 I WILL--I LOVE YOU TOO. BYE. 233 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,245 - WHO WAS THAT? - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 234 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,371 WHAT'D I MISS? 235 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,581 MICHAEL, WE WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE 236 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,999 THE REST OF THIS MEETING IN PRIVATE, PLEASE, 237 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,000 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 238 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,126 I DO NOT MIND. 239 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,336 YES, I DO. NO, I DON'T. 240 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,171 YES, I DO. NO, I DON'T MIND. 241 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,297 CATCH YOU GUYS ON THE FLIPPITY-FLOP. 242 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,341 OH, THIS-- CALL WAITING. 243 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,675 YEAH? UH-HUH. 244 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,844 WELL, YOU TELL THE MAYOR HE JUST LOST SIX VOTES. 245 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,928 UH-HUH. 246 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,514 THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE A WHILE. 247 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,017 - YEAH. - CAN'T BE GOOD. 248 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,268 NO. 249 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,354 THINK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME? 250 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,689 NO, I THINK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. 251 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,025 YEAH, THAT MAKES WAY MORE SENSE. 252 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,943 OKAY, THANKS, BOSS. 253 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,446 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ALWAYS HOPE THAT YOUR BEST FRIENDS 254 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,198 BECOME FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER, 255 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,326 AND THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY MEET, 256 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,578 THEY HIT IT OFF 257 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:42,207 AND THEY START HANGING OUT TOGETHER WITHOUT YOU 258 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:47,045 AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS THEMSELVES? 259 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,215 THAT IS... 260 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,592 THAT'S SUCH A JOY. 261 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,388 HEY, KELLY. 262 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,349 UGH, SO JEALOUS OF YOUR BOOBS. 263 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,892 THANK YOU. 264 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,436 UM, LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO CONFIRM 265 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,438 THAT YOU'RE NOT COMING TO THE WEDDING, 266 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,315 WHICH IS TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE 267 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,441 AND MORE THAN FINE. 268 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,276 IS RYAN GOING? 269 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,986 I DON'T KNOW, HE HASN'T RSVPED YET. 270 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,030 HERE'S THE DEAL. I REALLY WANT TO GO. 271 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,241 BUT I'M NOT GONNA GO IF RYAN DOESN'T GO, 272 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,034 BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF A WASTE OF TIME. 273 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,536 UH, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 274 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,037 IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF YOU COULD TRY TO GET HIM TO GO, 275 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,914 BECAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE THERE TO SUPPORT JIM, 276 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,041 BECAUSE THIS IS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST DAY OF HIS LIFE. 277 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,626 UH--OKAY. UM-- 278 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,129 JUST FIND OUT IF RYAN'S GONNA BE THERE, AND THEN I'LL GO. 279 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,630 SO NO RYAN, NO YOU? 280 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,173 YEAH. 281 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,508 [barely audible] OKAY. 282 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,015 OH, FOR--DWIGHT, WOULD YOU PUT DOWN THE BINOCULARS? 283 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,808 - THEY'RE REALLY CONSPICUOUS. - THEY'RE CAMOUFLAGE. 284 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,935 - NO ONE CAN SEE THEM. - I CAN SEE THEM. 285 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,270 WELL-- 286 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,230 YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. 287 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,398 JUST-- 288 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,110 IF A DEER CAN'T SEE THESE BINOCULARS, 289 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,446 THEN DARRYL CAN'T, OKAY? 290 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,990 A DEER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. 291 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,748 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, HOSS? 292 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,291 HOW ARE YOUR SALES DOING? 293 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,877 HOW ARE MY SALES DOING? 294 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,962 BUSTED. 295 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,380 [whispering] YOU KNOW WHAT? MY NUMBERS ARE DOWN. 296 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,715 A LITTLE BIT. 297 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,592 IT'S 'CAUSE OF THE ECONOMY. 298 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:17,969 YOU'RE NOT BUYING IT. 299 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,013 YOU'RE GOOD. 300 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,931 OKAY, THE TRUTH IS, UH, 301 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,516 I HAVE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE FOCUSING LATELY. 302 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:27,604 I'M IN THIS WEIRD, FLIRTY, NEBULOUS...THING 303 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,482 WITH THIS COUSIN OF MINE. 304 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,525 AND IT'S A TOTAL MIND F-ER. 305 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,069 AGAIN WITH THE COUSIN. 306 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,820 OH, I'M SORRY, PHYLLIS. 307 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,614 YOU EXPLAIN THIS EMAIL, OKAY? 308 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,908 "HEY, ANDY, LET'S GO VISIT GRANDMA 309 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,369 AND THEN GET DRUNK TOGETHER, HA HA." 310 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,995 SHH. I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 311 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,747 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT ROOM, OKAY? 312 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:49,542 WALLACE HAD TO SHOW UP ON THE ONE FOUR-MONTH PERIOD 313 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,419 THAT I'M COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED. 314 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,925 NO, NO, NO-- [sighs] NO. 315 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,135 - WHAT? - YOU DON'T PUT A SOFT CHEESE 316 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,346 - NEXT TO A HARD CHEESE. - I WAS MAKING A SMILEY FACE. 317 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,515 MM-HMM. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 318 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,600 DID YOU ALSO SPEND A SUMMER IN TOULOUSE 319 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,477 APPRENTICING FOR A FROMAGER? 320 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,605 YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO. 321 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,815 YOU KNOW WHEN THEY SAY 322 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,609 IT'S SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK? 323 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,902 WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 324 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,488 I SAY GO FOR THE AIRTIGHT PLAN. 325 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,407 AND THAT IS WHY I AM HAVING ANDY 326 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,783 WHEEL ME INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM 327 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,452 INSIDE A MAKESHIFT CHEESE CART. 328 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,455 IT IS JUST... 329 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,998 ELEGANT. 330 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,503 I SHOULD PROBABLY COME UP WITH SOMETHING CLEVER 331 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,796 TO SAY IF I GET CAUGHT. 332 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,256 YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY? 333 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,550 GOT A LOT OF FUNNY THINGS TO SAY IF I WERE IN A BOX. 334 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,262 CART. I'M-- 335 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,264 AH! OH, I GOT IT. 336 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,726 [English accent] PARDON ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON? 337 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,062 YES. I WILL USE THE GREY POUPON LINE. 338 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,108 NOW I SORT OF WANT TO GET CAUGHT. 339 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:58,653 YOU WANT SOME WATER? 340 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,031 THANKS. WHAT--WHAT IS THAT? 341 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,829 OH, FOR GOD SAKES. 342 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,208 [slurping] 343 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,670 IT'S NOT ACTUAL WATER. IT'S WATER GEL. 344 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,796 WHAT DID I DRINK? 345 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,089 IT'S BETTER THAN WATER. 346 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,507 IT'S THICKER THAN WATER. 347 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,551 WHY WOULD YOU DRINK FROM THIS? 348 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,678 JUST-- 349 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,096 - BE MY EYES. - YOU GOT IT. 350 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:25,930 WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 351 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,724 - OHH, JUST... - HELLO. 352 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,309 BACKING UP AND TURNING AROUND. 353 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,518 HEY, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS-- 354 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,854 DA DA DA DA! IT'S NOT FOR YOU. 355 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,857 PARDON MOI, MONSIEURS. 356 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,526 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF PREPARING FOR YOU 357 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,861 A CHEESE PLATTER, 358 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,697 WHICH I WILL PLACE HERE ON THE EASTERN WALL 359 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,990 OF THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 360 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,326 - CHEESE PLATTER? - OUI, OUI, MONSIEUR. 361 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:50,288 FROM THE WISCONSIN REGION, A NICE, FIRM CHEDDAR. 362 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,540 ALSO FROM THE GREAT STATE OF WISCONSIN, 363 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,417 AN AGED PARMESAN. 364 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,587 UH, HERE YOU WILL FIND A CHEDDAR-STYLE SPREAD, 365 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,548 WHICH HAS REACTED NICELY WITH THE AIR 366 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,716 TO FORM A LIGHT RIND, 367 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,717 WHICH I THINK YOU'LL FIND 368 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,135 BOTH CHALLENGING AND DELICIOUS. 369 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,137 AT THAT POINT, I WOULD RECOMMEND 370 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,056 YOU TAKE A QUICK TRIP SOUTH OF THE BORDER 371 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,474 TO THE GREAT STATE OF ILLINOIS, 372 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,727 WHERE YOU WILL FIND THIS FINE BLUE CHEESE DRESSING. 373 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,647 IF I MAY BE SO BOLD, IT'S A LOT OF FUN 374 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,566 TO LET THE GOLDFISH TAKE A LITTLE SWIM 375 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,110 IN THE BLUE CHEESE. 376 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,695 BON APPETIT. 377 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,323 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I SHOULD GO. 378 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,908 THANKS FOR THIS. 379 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,410 YOU'VE GIVEN ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT. 380 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,578 PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL WE SPEAK. 381 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,956 NO, NO, NO. I WON'T. 382 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,582 - ALL RIGHT. - THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME. 383 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,542 - YEAH. - APPRECIATE IT. 384 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,751 THANK YOU, JIM. 385 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,759 ERIN, IS MICHAEL AROUND? 386 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,845 I THINK... HE'S AROUND HERE. 387 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,472 IS THAT... 388 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,724 - HEY, HEY, HEY. - OH. 389 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,808 YOU MUST HAVE WALKED RIGHT PAST ME. 390 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,101 - HOW YOU DOING? - UH, YEAH. 391 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,436 COULD WE TALK IN YOUR OFFICE FOR A SECOND? 392 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,271 YES, DEFINITELY. 393 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,647 OKAY. 394 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,488 [train whistle blows] 395 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,657 IT SOUNDS LIKE A... 396 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,951 EMD P40. 397 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,871 NAH, THAT'S A GE. 398 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,622 THE P40 IS MUCH HIGHER PITCHED. 399 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,874 YOU'RE INTO TRAINS? 400 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,334 HAVE BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE. 401 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,376 - WOW. - I'M REBUILDING 402 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,378 A TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY STEAM ENGINE 403 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,671 IN MY SLAUGHTERHOUSE. 404 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,882 - THAT'S SO COOL. - YEAH. 405 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,258 WOW, I'D LOVE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 406 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,676 YEAH, IT'S JUST A RUN-OF-THE-MILL 407 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,094 SLAUGHTERHOUSE, BUT, SURE, ANY TIME. 408 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,305 WELL, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE OF THE TRAINS. 409 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,349 - WAIT, WAIT, SOMEONE'S COMING. - OH, BOY, OH, BOY. 410 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,516 [whispering] IT'S DARRYL! GET DOWN! 411 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,684 HE'S NOT USING CRUTCHES! 412 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,977 - OH, GET OVER THERE. - GET THE CAMERA. 413 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,604 - START TAPING. - DRIVE! 414 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,814 OH, WORKER'S COMP MY ASS! 415 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,232 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. OH-- 416 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,818 - HEY, YOU ASS[bleep]! - TOBY... 417 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,696 YOU GONNA EAT ALL THAT DOG FOOD YOURSELF? 418 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,239 - OH! DUH--OH, BOY, NOT DARRYL! - OHH! 419 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,033 NO, NO. 420 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,368 AAH! 421 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,244 OH, MAN! YOU OKAY? 422 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,206 [tires screech] 423 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,085 - HEY, RYAN. - HEY. 424 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,795 SO I JUST WANTED TO CONFIRM 425 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:02,962 THAT YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY WEDDING. 426 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,964 YEAH, I MIGHT STOP BY. 427 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,342 IT COSTS ABOUT $75 PER PERSON. 428 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,968 OKAY, I ONCE HAD A GLASS OF COGNAC 429 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,179 THAT COST $77, SO... 430 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,349 CAN YOU JUST TELL ME NOW IF YOU'RE COMING OR NOT? 431 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,850 YES. 432 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:16,935 I'M COMING TO YOUR WEDDING. 433 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,521 OKAY. RYAN HOWARD, YES. 434 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,855 PROBABLY YES. 435 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,024 KELLY KAPOOR, YES. 436 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,902 MM, YUMMY. 437 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,030 HEY. 438 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,160 WHERE'S MY CHEESE? 439 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,996 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH THESE NEW RESPONSIBILITIES? 440 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,748 LOOK WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO. 441 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,333 JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE BEST WAY 442 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,335 TO UTILIZE EVERYONE'S TALENTS. 443 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,713 WELL, I WOULD SAY THAT MY GREATEST TALENT 444 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:48,008 IS BEING THE BEST MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD, 445 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,718 TO HAVE EVER RUN THIS BRANCH, EVER. 446 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,844 AND WHAT ABOUT JIM? 447 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,220 YOU THINK JIM IS SOMEONE WHO'S READY 448 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,390 TO MOVE INTO A MANAGEMENT POSITION? 449 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,766 UM... 450 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,399 PERMISSION TO SPEAK ON THE RECORD. 451 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,026 PLEASE DO. 452 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,070 JIM IS LIKE... BIG BIRD. 453 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,948 HE IS TALL AND YELLOW 454 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,533 AND VERY NICE. 455 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,076 BUT WOULD I PUT HIM IN CHARGE? 456 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,871 [whispering] NO. I DON'T THINK SO. 457 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:21,791 HE--BIG BIRD DOESN'T MAKE THE TOUGH DECISIONS. 458 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,793 I--IF I WAS GONNA PUT SOMEONE IN CHARGE, 459 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,004 I WOULD PUT BERT IN CHARGE. 460 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,922 OR I WOULD PUT ONE OF THE REAL GROWN-UPS IN CHARGE, 461 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,467 LIKE MARIA OR GORDON, MAYBE. 462 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,885 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED JIM. 463 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,678 VERY MUCH. JIM IS MY BEST FRIEND. 464 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,432 BUT...HERE'S HIS PERFORMANCE REPORT. 465 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:38,767 [sighs] 466 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,101 RIGHT HERE. [clears throat] 467 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,979 NOW, THIS WAS WRITTEN BY TOBY, 468 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,565 WHO WE ALL KNOW IS EXTREMELY... 469 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,108 RELIABLE. 470 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,943 "CONSTANT OFFICE DISTRACTION. 471 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,112 "SPENDS WAY TOO MUCH TIME AT RECEPTION. 472 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,280 "ANTAGONIZES OTHER SALESMEN. 473 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,074 NOT AT ALL WHAT HE THINKS HE IS." 474 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,909 IT'S NOT VERY WELL WRITTEN. 475 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,369 BUT YOU GET THE GIST. 476 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,204 IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE YOU THINK COULD RUN 477 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,747 THE DAY-TO-DAY OF THE BRANCH? 478 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,083 I COULD JUST CONTINUE TO RUN IT MYSELF, THAT'S-- 479 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,918 JIM HAD AN INTERESTING IDEA 480 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,961 TO HELP YOU WITH THIS EXTRA WORKLOAD. 481 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,005 AND IT INVOLVED YOU BEING PROMOTED 482 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,424 TO OVERSEE ALL NORTHEAST SALES. 483 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,469 AND THEN JIM WOULD BE PROMOTED TO YOUR POSITION. 484 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,932 - THIS WAS JIM'S IDEA? - MM-HMM. 485 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,893 WOW. 486 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,603 I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY KID. 487 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,231 AND I DON'T NEED A YACHT, 488 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,483 AND I DON'T NEED A BIG HOUSE. 489 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,903 BUT I AM ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO NEEDS THEIR CHILD TO EAT. 490 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,906 [chuckles] SO ANYWAYS, YES, 491 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,492 I DEFINITELY NEED A PROMOTION. 492 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,911 UM... 493 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,497 WELL, I'D HAVE TO TALK TO MY MOTHER 494 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:47,002 AND MY GUY AT H&R BLOCK. 495 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,462 UM...OKAY. 496 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,714 WELL, SEE, HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH. 497 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,340 THE PLAN DOESN'T WORK 498 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,967 UNLESS WE HAVE SOMEONE TO REPLACE YOU. 499 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,094 I WAS HOPING... 500 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,178 PLUS, WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT JIM. 501 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,556 HE HAS ANOTHER JOB OFFER. 502 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,808 WE MAY HAVE TO REPLACE HIM. 503 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,144 I DIDN'T TELL MICHAEL BECAUSE... 504 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,479 I THOUGHT HE'D TRY TO HELP. 505 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,314 EXAMPLE: HE HANDED OUT JELL-O SHOTS 506 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,192 AT THE 23RD MILE OF THE STEAMTOWN MARATHON. 507 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,031 JIM, CAN YOU WALK ME DOWN TO MY CAR FOR A SECOND? 508 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,282 - PLEASE. - SURE. 509 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,492 THANKS. 510 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,682 I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE. 511 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,858 [rattles candy dish] 512 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,526 LITTLE PICK-ME-UP. 513 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,320 [sighs] THOSE ARE THE BEST. 514 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,654 A LITTLE SUGAR RUSH. 515 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,864 WHEN YOU WERE IN THE OFFICE EARLIER, 516 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,450 TALKING TO WALLACE, DID I COME UP AT ALL? 517 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,535 UH... 518 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,413 WELL, WE DID TALK ABOUT HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE. 519 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,165 WHY DON'T WE HEAD INTO YOUR OFFICE AND TALK? 520 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,668 OKAY. OH, WHAT DID WE--GOD. 521 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,378 WE SAID... 522 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,673 I KNOW THERE WERE CERTAIN THINGS WE SAID. 523 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,633 MICHAEL, LOOK, I'LL JUST BE HONEST WITH YOU. 524 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,511 EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH WALLACE ABOUT A PROMOTION. 525 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,429 AND I ACTUALLY THINK THAT THAT TALK WENT REALLY WELL. 526 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:22,555 - MM-HMM. - AND THEN 527 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,182 AFTER HE SPOKE WITH YOU, FOR SOME REASON, 528 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,934 IT FELT LIKE THINGS HAD CHANGED. 529 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,560 HMM, THAT'S WEIRD. 530 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,771 THAT'S WEIRD. 531 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,398 KIND OF WEIRDING ME OUT. 532 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,358 DID YOU KNOW THAT LINCOLN'S SECRETARY 533 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,276 - WAS NAMED KENNEDY? - MICHAEL... 534 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,820 DID YOU SAY ANYTHING? 535 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,321 [sighs] TELL YOU WHAT, 536 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,865 WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS OFFICE, I'M GOING TO CALL WALLACE 537 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,075 AND I'M GOING TO TELL HIM 538 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,618 THAT YOU SHOULD GET THAT PROMOTION. 539 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,036 - REALLY? - YES! 540 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,121 - YOU WILL? - YES. 541 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,081 WANNA DO IT RIGHT NOW? 542 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,166 YES. 543 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,794 I TRIED TO KEEP MICHAEL IN THE DARK. 544 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,506 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT HE CAN DO 545 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,842 JUST AS MUCH DAMAGE IN THE DARK. 546 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,428 NIAGARA FALLS IN OCTOBER? HELLS YEAH! 547 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,806 DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD SEND IN YOUR RSVP CARD? 548 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,100 NO, I'LL JUST TELL YOU NOW. EASIER. 549 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,269 WELL, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE A FOOD OPTION, 550 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,311 AND THERE'S INFORMATION IN THERE 551 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,730 ABOUT DIRECTIONS AND LODGING. 552 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,398 I'LL JUST HAVE WHATEVER'S FANCIEST, 553 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,233 UNLESS THERE'S RIBS, AND I'LL JUST GET 554 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,276 ALL THE OTHER INFORMATION THE DAY OF. 555 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,318 I'LL TEXT YOU. 556 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,195 YOU'RE GOING TO TEXT ME 557 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,447 - THE MORNING OF MY WEDDING... - MM-HMM. 558 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,240 - TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS? - RIGHT. 559 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,325 AND YOU WILL EAT WHATEVER IS FANCIEST? 560 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,577 UNLESS THERE'S RIBS. 561 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,371 RUDE. 562 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,081 - SO RUDE, RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 563 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,416 OH, MY GOSH. 564 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,585 I HAVE BEEN CHASING PEOPLE DOWN ALL DAY. 565 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,419 IT'S INCREDIBLE. 566 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,670 PAM, MY BAG WAS THERE. 567 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,465 I NEED TO SEE YOUR PUPILS. 568 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,716 I HAVE TO SEE IF THEY'RE DILATING. 569 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,551 TOBY! DWIGHT! 570 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,095 IS THAT THEM? 571 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,222 DEFINITELY. 572 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,766 YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, 573 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,434 BUST UP MY TRASH CANS, 574 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,019 CALL MY BABY SISTER AN ASS[bleep], 575 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,312 AND TOLD HER TO EAT DOG FOOD? 576 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,314 WE THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS YOU. 577 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,608 WHY WOULD YOU THINK A LADY IS ME? 578 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,072 ARE YOU--ARE YOU SERIOUS? 579 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,366 BECAUSE YOU LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE. 580 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:07,160 AM I THE ONLY ONE? ARE YOU GETTING THIS? 581 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,912 - I MEAN-- - I DON'T SEE IT. 582 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,789 HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 583 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,874 I'M CALLING CORPORATE, AND I'M FILING A COMPLAINT 584 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,125 AGAINST BOTH OF YOU. 585 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,794 OH, DARRYL. 586 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,671 COME ON, GWENYTH. 587 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,297 [scoffs] SAD. 588 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,842 THIS IS DAVID. 589 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,886 HEY, DAVID, THIS IS MICHAEL S... 590 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,889 - MICHAEL SCOTT HERE! - YEAH? 591 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,141 JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT JIM HALPERT. 592 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:34,479 I UNDERSTAND THAT HE DID NOT RECEIVE THAT PROMOTION. 593 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,481 AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT I COULD DO 594 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,483 TO NUDGE YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 595 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,651 I--WHAT, SO, WHAT, 596 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,153 YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR MIND ABOUT JIM? 597 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,739 ABSOLUTELY...NOT! 598 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,741 LIKE I SAID BEFORE, 599 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,954 JIM IS FANTASTIC, AND HE DESERVES THIS JOB. 600 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,914 MICHAEL, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE CUTTING IN AND OUT. 601 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:56,501 BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER. 602 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,337 WHAT--HERE'S THE THING. 603 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,131 JIM IS THE BEST MAN FOR THIS JOB. 604 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,674 I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO HIM. 605 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,676 WELL, IT DOESN'T CHANGE WHAT YOU SHOWED ME IN JIM'S FILE. 606 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,136 - [barely audible] WHAT? - WELL... 607 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:10,265 N--THAT-- THAT WAS AN ANOMALY. 608 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,810 THAT FILE HAD BEEN... FALSIFIED. 609 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:15,895 TOBY FLENDERSON IS DOING DRUGS. 610 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,480 MICHAEL, I-- I REALLY DON'T KNOW 611 00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:18,857 WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE, BUT-- 612 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,650 OH--DAMN IT! 613 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:23,028 I AM GETTING PULLED OVER FOR TALKING ON MY CELL. 614 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,237 DAMN IT. 615 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,535 HEY, DARRYL, LOOK, UH... 616 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,328 WE'RE HERE TO APOLOGIZE. 617 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,872 - WE'RE COOL. - WAIT! 618 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,124 THEY'RE USING THE LIFT AS THEIR OWN PERSONAL ELEVATOR. 619 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,625 - WHAT? - HE BROKE HIS ANKLE 620 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,002 CLIMBING OVER THE RAILING, 621 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,212 THEN HE LIED ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT WAS A MISUSE 622 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,839 OF COMPANY EQUIPMENT. 623 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,382 CASE CLOSED. 624 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,717 THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD. 625 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,886 REALLY? THEN WHY IS THERE NEW WOOD 626 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,888 ONLY ON ONE RAILING? 627 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,014 HM? 628 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:54,434 LET'S JUST CHECK THE SECURITY TAPES, TOBY. 629 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,852 WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK 630 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,729 THERE'S ANY REASON TO CHECK 'EM. 631 00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,899 BUT I SUPPOSE IF WE WANTED TO BE REALLY CERTAIN-- 632 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,983 ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 633 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,026 FINE, SO WHATEVER. 634 00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,235 YES! 635 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,612 YOU REALLY DID IT. 636 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,573 NOW I WOULD LIKE TO FILE AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT 637 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,034 TO CORPORATE BECAUSE DARRYL LIED 638 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,744 ON AN OFFICIAL FORM. 639 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,079 THEN I'M TELLING THEM YOU GUYS 640 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,622 SEXUALLY HARASSED MY SISTER. 641 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:18,958 [scoffs] NO JUDGE IS GONNA BELIEVE THAT. 642 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,921 OKAY. 643 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,423 LOOK, WE COULD ALL FILE COMPLAINTS AGAINST EACH OTHER 644 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,133 AND JUST DROWN IN A SEA OF PAPERWORK, 645 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,802 BUT, YOU KNOW, 646 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,471 WE'LL JUST MOVE ON WITH OUR-- WITH OUR LIVES. 647 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,600 SO DWIGHT AND DARRYL CAME TO AN AGREEMENT 648 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:39,521 THAT THEY WOULD BOTH FILE COMPLAINTS WITH CORPORATE, 649 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:41,981 AND NOW I GOT TO DO ALL THIS PAPERWORK. 650 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,236 WE WORKED IT OUT. 651 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:47,862 [elevator dings] 652 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,447 HEY, HEY, JIM... 653 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,324 IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW 654 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,034 IF YOU WOULD JUST PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. 655 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,619 ALL RIGHT? JUST DO IT. 656 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,287 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU 657 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:57,622 TO PUT ME UP FOR A BRANCH MANAGER JOB? 658 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,165 I NEVER RECOMMENDED YOU 659 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,709 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE YOU, 660 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,585 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE PAM. 661 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:04,379 [choked up] AND NOW, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE BABY. 662 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,797 SO, INSTEAD, YOU SCREWED ME? 663 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:06,840 [whispered] THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 664 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,216 NO. 665 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:09,300 [door opens] 666 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,635 DAVID WALLACE IS CALLING. 667 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:11,720 WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE. 668 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:12,804 SHOULD I TELL HIM YOU'LL CALL BACK? 669 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,848 I--YE--NO. I'LL TELL HIM MYSELF. 670 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:18,810 LET'S BOTH. 671 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:23,189 HELLO. 672 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,607 - HEY, MICHAEL. - YES? 673 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,444 - YOU GOT HIM THERE WITH YOU? - NO, IT'S JUST US. 674 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,486 ACTUALLY, CAN YOU CALL JIM IN? 675 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,196 I WANT HIM ON THIS. PLEASE. 676 00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,741 OH...OH, WELL, HERE IS RIGHT NOW. 677 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,952 COME IN. 678 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,747 [makes click and creak with his mouth] 679 00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,876 HI, DAVID. 680 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,085 HEY, GUYS... 681 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:45,837 SO I SPOKE TO ALAN. 682 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,672 WE HAD KIND OF AN UNCONVENTIONAL IDEA, 683 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,382 WHICH I THINK IS PRETTY COOL. 684 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,968 BUT IT ONLY WORKS IF EVERYONE'S ON BOARD. 685 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,596 WELL, JUST AS LONG AS IT MEANS JIM BECOMES A MANAGER. 686 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,306 WE WERE THINKING OF HAVING 687 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,058 TWO BRANCH MANAGERS IN SCRANTON-- 688 00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,643 BOTH OF YOU GUYS WORKING AS CO-MANAGERS. 689 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,145 JIM WOULD HANDLE THE DAY-TO-DAY, 690 00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:04,189 AND, MICHAEL, YOU WOULD FOCUS ON CLIENTS 691 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,398 AND BIG PICTURE STUFF. 692 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,858 WOW, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. 693 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:09,736 I LIKE THAT! SO MANAGER AND CO-MANAGER. 694 00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:12,030 CO-MANAGER AND CO-MANAGER. 695 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,573 SEE, THERE ARE A LOT OF MOVING PIECES, 696 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,034 AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN SELL IT UPSTAIRS. 697 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,869 WELL, THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE CONFUSING FOR PEOPLE 698 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:20,497 BECAUSE THEY KNOW ME AS MANAGER. 699 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:23,041 ALL RIGHT, HEY, MICHAEL, CAN YOU PICK UP FOR ONE SECOND? 700 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,587 OKAY, LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA FORCE YOU INTO ANYTHING. 701 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,881 IF YOU'RE WILLING TO LOSE JIM, FINE. 702 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:32,092 YOU JUST SAY SO. WE'LL FIND ANOTHER SOLUTION. 703 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:35,053 OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? 704 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,394 [door opens] 705 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,478 OKAY, PEOPLE, 706 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,562 - LISTEN UP! - OKAY, EVERYBODY... 707 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,563 both: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 708 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:46,690 FRAUD WAS COMMITTED-- 709 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:48,400 WHOA...DO YOU HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT? 710 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:49,984 I'M--I WAS MAKING IT. 711 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,737 EVERYBODY, DAVID WALLACE AND I HAVE TALKED, 712 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,739 AND WE HAVE DECIDED TO PROMOTE JIM 713 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,492 TO THE POSITION OF CO-MANAGER. 714 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,119 CO-MANAGER OF WHAT? 715 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,246 OF YOUR BUTT! 716 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,373 AND YOUR BUTT, AND YOUR BUTT, AND YOUR BUTT. 717 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,500 ALL OF SCRANTON BRANCH BUTTS. 718 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,085 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU, MICHAEL? 719 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,169 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 720 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,714 I AM ALSO BEING PROMOTED TO CO-MANAGER. 721 00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,716 WE WILL BE CO-MANAGERS TOGETHER. 722 00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,137 JIM HALPERT, WELCOME. 723 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,138 THANK YOU. 724 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,937 [screams] 725 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,693 DARRYL! 726 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:34,029 HEY, DARRYL! 727 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:36,948 HEY, I NEED TO GET YOUR RSVP FOR THE... 728 00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:39,743 DARRYL! 729 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:43,538 {\an8}[cheerful music] 730 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:50,712 {\an8}♪ ♪ 50864

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