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This is the daily report of Captain F.
Hollister of the mining ship Red Dwarf.
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Several of my crew are presently being
tried for crimes against the Space Corps.
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This is gonna sound nuts, but the
whole crew died, including you!
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And you've all been resurrected
by these microscopic little robots!
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I've got to track down these
nano's, to corroborate our story.
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Otherwise, who's going
to believe our defence?
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Only meths drinkers and
the corn circle society.
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I need your help, man.
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I've seen the crew's files, medical records,
sessions with the therapist, the works.
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I can make you look like a genius.
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You can get promoted in the field,
man, you won't have to take exams..
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Just, help me escape.
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I have my principles, Lister. You think you
can buy me with promises of power and glory?
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You really think... okay, I'll do it.
But you'll have to prove it to me first.
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You're on.
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Get me promoted.
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You'll find the confidential
files in Starbug's cockpit.
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There's a senile version of Holly loaded
into this watch. He'll lead you to it.
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Yes!
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My captain, sir.
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Rimmer, is this salute ever gonna end?
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Err, do I have time to go for a
cup of coffee? Maybe go on vacation?
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Nearly finished sir. It's my
very special extra long salute,
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I reserve for the
especially important, sir.
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You wanted to see me?
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I'm concerned over some of the
safety procedures on board, sir.
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There's a potentially lethal
scenario concerning drive plates, sir.
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Obviously, anyone who mis-repaired
one of these plates would have
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to have a brain the size of a
leprechaun's testicle, nevertheless, sir,
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like German tourists,
the stupid are everywhere.
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I propose the following
new safety procedures, sir.
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Did you really think of this?
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Permission to look smug, sir.
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Permission granted.
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Good work, Rimmer. Great work.
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Oh, before I go, sir. Happy
wedding anniversary, sir.
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"Anus Soothe Pile Cream.
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The easy-to-apply cream that
comes with its own special glove".
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"One size fits all"... I
could tell from your walk.
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Rimmer... could you post this for me?
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Why, certainly, sir.
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Oh, its addressed to me, sir?
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I'm giving a supper for some of the guys
that I've marked out for greater things.
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And you want me to be the wine waiter, sir?
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This report is first rate! Now,
I want you to come to supper.
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See you on Friday.
Incidentally, its black tie...
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Thai, Chinese, I'll eat anything, sir!
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Though, I would prefer
it if it wasn't black...
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any chance of having
mine medium-rare, sir?
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Just go! Wear what the hell you want...
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Fill this up, behind the screen.
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Kryten, hi...
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What are you doing here?
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What's wrong?
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I've been classified as a woman.
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A woman, why?
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Well, because I haven't got a... penis...
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It's a Space Corps. directive to
prevent gender ambiguity in jail.
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What's the saying, "if you've got
nothing to swing, you can't be with Bing".
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Well, what happened, did you lose it?
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I was never issued with one,
ma'am. Well, why would I need one,
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unless somehow I lost both arms
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and there was an emergency situation
to write my name in the snow.
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But hey, now you're a woman its going to
mean some big changes in the way you behave.
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I'm not going to be a woman
for long, ma'am. Just overnight.
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They want my permission to
repair my corrupted files.
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Tomorrow afternoon.
Restore my factory settings!
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But your corrupted files
are what makes you you!
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I've been diagnosed as
being quirky and unstable!
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Spin my nipple-nuts
and send me to Alaska!
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Quirky!? How could they
reach a verdict like that?
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And as for unstable! It makes me so...
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Darn it, I still haven't got
the hang of that emotion, have I?
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What was it supposed to be?
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Ambivalence. Didn't come
out right though, did it?
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I look like Mister Lister
when he's forced to eat fruit.
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Well, look, what are you going to do?
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Why, I have to go along with them, ma'am...
I can't say no, they are my superiors.
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Look, you've got to say no!
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I can't! They're better than
me, I'm, I'm not strong enough!
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Right, here's a tip: if
you get scared tomorrow,
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just imagine what they look like
on the loo... can you see them?
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No, I... Ooh..! Yes, I can!
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Do they still seem better than you?
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No, ma'am!
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- Do they still seem superior?
- No, ma'am!
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That's what you've got to do
tomorrow! Just re-create that picture!
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- It works for everyone!
- Yes!
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Who are you looking at now?
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You, ma'am!
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Be upstanding.
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Just relax, Rimmer's
gonna help us escape.
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This enquiry's a piece of cake, we're
just going through the motions...
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Let's get this enquiry under way.
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You have refused defense
assistance, is that right?
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Okay, this is what we do.
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I've watched a lot of TV shows and
we all huddle together like this
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and whisper for a while before we answer.
It looks like we know what we're doing!
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We intend to defend ourselves!
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You see how good that looked?
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Are you familiar with the mind scan?
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We are familiar with the mind scan, sir.
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You are aware that it pictorially
enhances the cognitive process,
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making your innermost thoughts available
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for recording and viewing
to a board of enquiry?
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Yes, sir.
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You understand that it will involve the
administration of psychotropic drugs,
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that is, drugs that
affect your mental state,
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making this process possible?
If you accept, say 'aye'.
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Aye.
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Please sign the consent forms and
seal them into the envelopes provided.
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We reconvene at 10am tomorrow.
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The plan's working, Listy. Operation Get
Rimmer Officerhood, Power and Eminence,
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or G.R.O.P.E. for
short, is bang on course.
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That information I gave you on
the drive plates worked, then? Yes!
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He's never been so pleased!
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And, get this, he's invited me to
supper with the movers and the shakers.
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The movers and the shakers?
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Not me, Listy. I'm on my way,
up the ziggurat, lickety-split.
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Well, don't forget your part of the deal.
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The override code for this so I can leg it.
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It's too soon, I'm not an officer yet!
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The trial begins tomorrow, man!
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Without the nanobots our defence
has got more holes than my socks.
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But once you've legged it,
where does that leave me?
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I'm not helping you escape and
losing all my insider knowledge.
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I'm not an officer yet.
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Woh! we shook hands on a deal!
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Yeah but, Lister, you know me;
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my handshake's less reliable
than a plumber's estimate.
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No escapo, no more info.
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Listy, its not going to help you.
I've got the confidential files.
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Plus, I went through Starbug's
salvage, and I found these:
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The Luck virus... Sexual Magnetism.
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Positive viruses, Holly
told me everything.
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Take some of this, it gives you luck,
and this, gives you sexual magnetism.
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I've already tried some; right now,
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Yvonne McGruder is sleeping off the first
twenty-three pages of the Kame Sutra.
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So, you reneged on the deal,
then? Breaking your promise?
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So you're a total scum-sucking,
two-faced, weaselly weasel?
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Ah, my entry in "Who's Who".
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You left some of your luck
behind, man. I touched the tube...
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Sheer luck...
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You may, if you prefer,
stand with the others tomorrow
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and face the charges against you.
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However, I advise that you have
your corrupted files repaired,
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after which you may go
free. What is your decision?
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Nnnn-, nnnnn-, nnnnnnnn-, oh, its no good!
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Okay, let's all stay
calm! No need to be...
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After all, Kryten is
merely holding us hostage,
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which is lovely! Isn't
it, everyone? Lovely.
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We don't want any trouble.
We'll just do what you say.
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Come on, then. Come with me.
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Come on, inside, inside, that's it.
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Come on, all of you, quick, quick,
quick, quick. There we go, that's it.
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Now, I want you to take down
your pants, and sit on a toilet.
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My god, he's mad!
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Then what're you going to do to us..?
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I'm going to look at you.
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He's totally mad!
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Just... do what he says...
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Lovely...
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Now I want you to ask me the question again.
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"Do I want to have my
corrupted files repaired?"
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Do you want to have your
corrupted files repaired?
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Nnnnnn-, nnnnnnn-, nnnnnn-no.
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I did it. No, nnnnn-no, I don't.
The answer to the question is no.
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No doubt about it, I do not want
to have my corrupted files repaired.
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The answer is nnnnno!
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Hello. I'm the Data Doctor.
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If you would like me to examine
your hard disk, press 'Examine'.
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Your mechanoid appears to have
developed the following rogue emotions:
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affection, arrogance, envy, guilt, humour,
insecurity, petulance, possessiveness,
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snobbery, and love.
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If you wish to eradicate these
emotions from his database, press 'Fix'.
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All bad line blocks and corrupted
personality disks have now been fixed.
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Please reboot your mechanoid.
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His personality has now been restored -
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to its factory settings.
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My name is Kryten, I am programmed
to serve. Can I be of service?
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Bring me a coffee, please, Kryten.
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Certainly, ma'am.
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Then you may scrub the floor.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Are you happy -
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Kryten?
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I have no understanding of human
emotions, ma'am. I am programmed to serve.
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Excellent.
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I'm going to be 'Colin Charisma' at
the Captain's table with this stuff.
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Hi...
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And if we approach light speed, I think
we have to be aware we could come across
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something I believe we'll
experience called 'future echoes'.
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Certain pockets of... futurey
things. From the future.
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How fascinating... What a fascinating
man you are, Mister Rimmer...
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I think we've greatly underestimated
you over the years, Arnold.
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Now, let me find out
where that coffee is.
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Oh no, Captain, please, allow me.
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Perhaps, ah, you could
help me, Mister Rimmer..?
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Why, certainly, and perhaps we can talk
about my theory on backwards universes?
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And, of course, in a backwards universe
many things begin to make more sense -
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Oh my god, you are
sexy! So very, very sexy!
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Bravo, bud! What now?
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Well, we find Kryten,
get to the landing bay,
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grab a ship and get the hell outta town.
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He's on this floor.
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Here he is!
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Kryten, come on.
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Are you addressing me, sir? I don't
believe we've had the pleasure.
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What have they done to you, Kryten?
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You sound like Noel
Coward's elocution teacher!
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Well, if you'll forgive me, sir, I
have my duties to perform. Good day.
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Aw, they've fixed all his corrupted files.
He mustn't have been able to say 'no'.
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Someone's coming.
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We've got to get a better disguise.
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We've already got a disguise!
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What's the point of a disguise if you
wear it under your normal outfit, Cat?
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A grey boiler suit? You think I'm
gonna wear this on the outside? Ha!
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Look, we're not leaving without him.
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I don't care what they've done to him,
he's coming with us. He's part of the posse.
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Hey! I got a great idea for a new disguise!
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What?
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The Dibbley family!
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Yess!
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Ahhh, there you are!
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Any... news on the coffee?
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Drat. We forgot. I'll
find out right away, sir.
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I'll give you a hand, Mister Rimmer...
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Sorry to interrupt... sir,
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but we're searching this floor
for the escaped prisoners.
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Sorry, we haven't seen them. Just
me, my wife, here, and my brother.
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Hello!
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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I don't recollect seeing you guys before..?
234
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That's because we don't go
around much looking like this.
235
00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:55,485
What do you guys do?
236
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,485
..Computer programmers.
237
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,486
Well, if you see anything
suspicious, call security, okay?
238
00:22:04,521 --> 00:22:05,490
Er, you bet.
239
00:22:06,485 --> 00:22:08,484
Begging your pardon, sirs,
I just need to get a mop.
240
00:22:10,488 --> 00:22:12,481
How peculiar, my mop-heads are missing.
241
00:22:14,486 --> 00:22:18,882
Don't I know you, sir?
Wayne... Wayne, something.
242
00:22:19,383 --> 00:22:22,487
Wayne Wibbley? Where do I know you from?
243
00:22:23,484 --> 00:22:27,484
No, no, sir, you're mistaken. You're
mixing me up with some other big-teeth dork.
244
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,488
No, let him speak.
245
00:22:30,484 --> 00:22:31,483
Where do you know him from?
246
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,447
Are you out of your mind?
247
00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,450
Shh-shh! Where do you know him from? Think!
248
00:22:34,485 --> 00:22:38,448
I think I'm about to
discover something wonderful,
249
00:22:38,449 --> 00:22:44,744
but, when I discover it, it will put
someone in great danger. I feel an emotion.
250
00:22:44,745 --> 00:22:49,484
I feel two emotions; two
different emotions! I feel- I feel-
251
00:22:50,481 --> 00:22:51,181
Ambivalence?
252
00:22:52,481 --> 00:22:56,890
I can feel my files corrupting...
they're... corrupting,
253
00:22:56,891 --> 00:22:59,674
I... oohh, ohhh, oh
yes, that's good! Oohh!
254
00:23:02,075 --> 00:23:06,483
I'm back, and I'm bad! Obviously, within
certain sensible pre-set parameters...
255
00:23:08,477 --> 00:23:11,538
Attention, attention! Reported
prisoner sighting on C-deck,
256
00:23:11,539 --> 00:23:13,477
reported prisoner sighting on C-deck!
257
00:23:14,481 --> 00:23:15,478
Nice one, Holl...
258
00:23:19,479 --> 00:23:20,445
What's wrong with you?
259
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,582
Well, do you get the
impression this is too easy?
260
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:25,482
Like, everything's going for us?
Like they almost want us to escape!
261
00:23:27,478 --> 00:23:28,480
Hey, I was just thinking aloud!
262
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,479
No, no! The Luck virus, it's helping us.
263
00:23:40,477 --> 00:23:41,475
Put your kit on.
264
00:23:54,478 --> 00:23:56,478
Here we are! Remembered the coffee at last.
265
00:23:58,474 --> 00:24:00,479
What about the mints?
266
00:24:03,478 --> 00:24:08,478
I'll go. Would you like to
help me, Mister Rimmer..?
267
00:24:11,473 --> 00:24:14,724
It's just, I've got so much coffee,
268
00:24:14,825 --> 00:24:16,476
I don't think I could manage to
get any mints until tomorrow...
269
00:24:22,475 --> 00:24:25,881
Well, the psychotropic testing
should be well underway by now.
270
00:24:26,782 --> 00:24:28,476
Those results sure are
going to be interesting.
271
00:24:29,475 --> 00:24:30,479
Psychotropic what?
272
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,429
The Lister case is so unusual
273
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,581
I decided to invoke my right
to use psychotropic evidence.
274
00:24:37,082 --> 00:24:40,382
The accused are drugged,
wired to a mainframe,
275
00:24:40,883 --> 00:24:44,669
then the computer feeds in
various hypothetical scenarios
276
00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:47,475
and their reactions
are laid down on tape.
277
00:24:47,510 --> 00:24:49,445
Right now, they believe
they're escaping,
278
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,473
but we just want to
observe what they do...
279
00:24:52,474 --> 00:24:57,367
So, that means, that if anyone happens
to mention any... special agreements...
280
00:24:57,368 --> 00:24:59,473
that they've entered into, then -
281
00:25:01,472 --> 00:25:05,469
Could you excuse me? I think
I... left the iron on...
282
00:25:11,472 --> 00:25:12,172
Hi...
283
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:15,963
What is wrong with me? I've got the
sexual appetite of a mountain lion,
284
00:25:15,964 --> 00:25:17,777
no, worse, a first year nursing student!
285
00:25:18,782 --> 00:25:20,777
It's just being wanted, it's such an
aphrodisiac. Got to get some control back!
286
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:19,779
Hi.
287
00:26:22,808 --> 00:26:25,727
Never realised you were so
damn popular with the ladies...
288
00:26:26,328 --> 00:26:27,805
Maybe you can share
your secret sometime?
289
00:26:28,404 --> 00:26:29,204
Yes, sir.
290
00:26:54,806 --> 00:26:55,804
Guys, it's Bob and Max.
291
00:26:56,829 --> 00:26:57,965
Go on, shoo, guys, shoo, go on!
292
00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:58,820
We're trying to escape,
293
00:26:58,821 --> 00:27:00,824
but you'll never get past
security, so go on! Go on!
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