Original subtitles

JAYS IN THE HEAD

One jar of cherry compote ...

Two circles ...

sausages ...

You're late.

The direction is right ...

You're already here?

Close the door!

Where should I go?

Close the door! You are deaf?

Carrots ... Tomatoes ...

You bring me joy!

Don't be afraid, Spiro will give you some water!

Everyone will get water. Even you, my kohlrabi!

Hmm ... Good water. Do not be afraid!

There will be enough water for everyone.

Mucko ...

My ... Mucinko ...

Mato, Mato ...

At least you see

that I will never make a good football player.

Don't be smart! If you try to play sideways, you are fast.

Come on boys! Run!

Matho, well what?

Do not show! Play!

Hooray! Penalty!

Mato!

You hit!

I AM?

Yes, you!

Mato, come on ...

Fero! Go here!

Wait!

Well?

What is the score?

2:2

And how much did you score?

What's for lunch?

Matho killed a goose with a ball.

Verka will bake it for us.

Good boy ... Good.

A bit more...

And then we'll put a pie here.

Mato!

Draft...

I'll give you a draft.

- He was peeping, right? - Yeah.

They are already hungry ... Show me.

Not bad! Wish you were a girl.

Should I be able to cook like you?

Who else will cook something for them?

Imro and Rudo are my brothers.

Let them at least sometimes eat enough.

They are not married. And I love to cook.

And I love to eat.

But this is not the best way to lose weight. See how many kilos?

If you want, I can give you three.

I like the way you look.

Well, at least someone.

And your father?

I do not know...

Quiet...

Sonechka ... Sonechka ...

Is he in love with her?

He's gone nuts.

Snotty assholes!

So, come here!

Enough! Break the plates! Sit down at table!

Can't you hear me? Sit down and eat!

Scoundrels ...

Vojto, what do you want? Leg or breast?

Quiet!

Run around the house ... Fly.

See? And they don't even think about football.

I have two sons. And the nephew.

But they are not all into me.

I'll show you some more.

Robo, do you want anything else?

Don't be shy, eat.

Voito, you too.

Better give some more to Uncle Imro.

Well? How are the teachers?

Imro ... It's vacation now.

Really?..

He failed to score a penalty. A shame. My son!

Swimming and fishing ... Is this a sport?

Head - and a goal!

"Clean your shoes ... Go for the newspaper ..."

"Bring a beer ... Play soccer ..."

But I have never seen anything like that to be able to handle the ball properly.

Only showing off.

Interestingly, maybe I should go to work for him?

What do you have?

Never mind.

I won't argue with him anymore.

If I knew where he hides the bullets ...

I would take the gun from the closet and leave ...

Where to?

Do you want to know - where?

Cool! Did you see it?

Straight to the corner!

You are crazy? Wish you were sitting on the ball when I was hitting the penalty.

Hey little ones! Guys!

I have something for you!

Quiet! No noise. Silence.

Are your fatties sleeping?

Twenty crowns.

How many?

You said ten!

Do you have it or not?

I'll give you a special lotion. Ricin.

I only have 7 CZK ... But this is for a spinning reel.

- Why do you need a coil? You already have. - So this...

I have 10.

Okay ... I'll give it to you for 17 crowns. So, you don't complain ...

I’ll lose it myself.

Albert? Do you think this will work?

Listen, I've told you many times to call me "Uncle Albert"!

After it, your hair will grow out like a bear.

Just spread where you need it - and that's it!

Albert's water ... You will see what will happen.

Chao, you fuzzies!

- And below? - Of course!

It stinks like rabbit poop ...

I think it smells good.

Albert is a hairdresser, he knows what he is doing!

And the legs?

Legs sweat.

You save, you don't have to rub everywhere.

To be enough for important places.

Voito!

Give me some more ...

Bring me some clothespins!

We must cherish every drop!

I'll wait for my hair to grow and leave.

Then let them search as much as they want.

I will not allow myself to be commanded like Wojtusz.

Have you already fallen in love?

I AM? Many times. Nothing special.

At school I always got a ball a couple of times, at home I got a reprimand.

I don’t even want to see them anymore. They are...

I haven't been in love yet ...

Do you want?

Do not know.

Let's pick some pears in Spiro's garden and go to the river.

Above...

Climb higher!

Spiro!

Wait, wait ...

Spiro will show you ...

And what will we show you - you have seen such a thing!

Guys! Guys!

Hey!

- She likes you. “She likes you.

With me there is no chance.

I thought you were off somewhere on vacation. What you are doing? Where are you going? Fishing?

No, not fishing.

And where to?

The giraffes.

Such giraffes?

Guys! Guys! Come to us!

We have great cookies! And I know one trick.

Why do you think she likes me?

I see it.

What do you see?

I can see how she looks sideways at you.

Do they all look sideways like that?

Everything.

It bites, Robo! It bites! Cut!

Wait a minute. Let it sit tighter on the hook ...

So ... Eat, fish, eat. The most delicious worm in the world ... Um!

Heck! Again, nothing ...

Come here, my little worm. I'll hook you up. There will be lunch out of you ...

Swim with fish.

Did you see how she pecked?

I pretended not to ...

And nothing!

Some little sardines are gnawing at us all. Need to try...

Boiled corn.

Or maybe there is no fish here at all.

Here? Carps! Such!

There is some kind of grandfather ...

If he asks, we have found these rods.

Make a stone face.

Boxing shorts!

He scared off all the fish. We can go home now, kids.

He's gone for a whole minute! Where is he?

Well, what did I tell you? Carp like a bull!

But with rods and reels like this ...

We need to buy new ones!

And money?

Don't be afraid, chicks. Let's swim!

Who will be the first-round trip? Ready ... Attention ... Not yet ...

March!

I'll get my skirt dirty ...

Do you love me?

Let's...

The military ... They have as many women as they want.

So, they are hairy.

Do you have money?

Not a penny.

This is done differently.

Flowers first, and then everything else.

What's the rest?

Do you know Gagik? She’s, my type.

You will see how it works.

Flowers?

She has a lot of them.

I'm more worried about whether they have a dog.

Maybe not.

"Maybe, maybe" ... When you go to the women, you should know for sure.

Go away! And say hello to Gabija!

This is a supply of food for the trip.

And where will you go?

Look. See where the east is?

And then?

At least here. I want to see where the sun rises.

The key to the gun is already there. Only cartridges are missing.

What have you got here?

Found it in the attic.

September ... In Czech it is called: "září".

"Wedding ceremonies among the inhabitants of the Hebrides".

"Raising Children on the Island of Haiti".

"American hairspray".

Albertov's water!

Mona Liza.

Mucko ... Mucinko ...

Do you want pears? From Spiro.

Feed them well.

To gain weight.

Mom will score one on Wednesday.

Fry in a frying pan.

Never!

Well, then bake it.

Just dare! Get it yourself. In the woods!

Now in August?

Well, then.

I don't hunt anymore.

Selling a gun.

To whom? When?

Uncle Imro.

Mato! Mato!

Come to us! I know one great trick!

Come to us!

Who did you call last night?

I AM?

No. Vojto.

I AM?

What Sonechka?

What kind of "Sonechka"?

"Ladybug ... Ladybug ... My ladybug ..."

Finally, he has a girlfriend!

Even though you went into me with this.

But not a word to mom.

And you don't play football ...

But you can play! You're tall.

And you?

It's too early for you to have a girlfriend.

But when I was your age ...

MATO! TAKE INSERT GLASS!

Mato!

Are you at home?

Hi.

Did you sleep badly, or what?

My nose itches.

So, you will be angry.

Something from your magic lotion is no use.

I told you: you have to wait a week.

Mato ...

You are my friend?

Can you borrow 20 CZK?

No, I will not give.

Matho ... You will help me, and I will help you.

Do you want a reel? You will have a coil. Free!

Mato, we're related.

Tomorrow I will receive my salary ...

But ... Today I have a date and I ran out of money.

So interesting...

Matho, don't you know me?

Consider that the coil is already yours.

What is your hairstyle ...

Got beer?

Go here.

Sit down.

Hold ...

Don't turn around ...

Now you have your hair.

The bug. Fish beware!

Not to mention the girls.

Handsome.

Who combed your hair so well?

Tell her.

Tell Dasha about this.

- Uncle ... - Albert?

I didn't know that you can do such beautiful hairstyles.

Can you do it for me?

Why not?

How exactly?

What hair ...

Let's do something ...

Come on ... Right now.

Download!

Sorry. It stuck to me like a bath leaf ... I can't get rid of it.

Woman, buy pickled cucumbers. Buy it!

Buy pickled cucumbers ... Buy!

Rex!

Rex! What are you doing over there?

What did you see there?

Mail! Hey are you home? Grater!

Mato!

What trick did you want to show me?

Want to see? I'll show it now.

See? The thread is tied. Watch attentively.

The right way. But all the same, you will see figs.

I also did not see anything.

I'm threading a loop ... Like this ...

And now it will come out of the loop ... Look carefully.

I don't know if it will work ...

To her!

How did you do that?

I can't tell you.

- Why? - Because...

I was taught by one ... One soldier.

On the train. When I was driving from my aunt.

- Did you write to him? - And to whom? He promised that he would write to me.

Show.

Grater! Can you give me a hairpin?

- Hairpin? This one? - Yeah.

I cannot.

This is a feminine focus. And that military man said that he would teach me.

Where does it carry you?

Spiro at the bazaar.

We could get a whole wagon of pears.

- I had to go to Terka. - Fell in love?

What you! I needed this.

I can't find the key. And dad figured out that he would sell the gun.

- We must hurry. - Damn...

Mato, Robo, hello! What are you looking for there?

Nothing ... So ...

Greetings! And that window - what?

Take it to the glazier now.

" PREMATURE FINISHED ACTIVITIES"

I'll take a piece of bread, put it on the bottom ...

Maybe we can catch something.

It sucks.

We can go without bullets ... You know where.

Don't be afraid, baby. We can do without a gun.

Give me a piece of bread.

Today we will have a fish day. You will see what kind of ear I will cook.

- You? - Who?

What if you call some woman ...?

And if we call a Grater?

Grater?

And who will listen to it all the time?

Do you think I can’t cook the fish soup?

And with such corned beef we will hold out for a whole year.

Do you have some more Albert's water? It will be necessary to rub it later.

Did it help you? Show me!

Not yet. But I feel like she's working.

What do you feel?

Feel.

And what?

It itches. This is a good sign.

Heck!

So, I dined ... Here , eat mine.

Is there something there?

There is! Look.

We won't eat too much of such a fish.

With rods like this, we can only catch you. You know what.

Big "G", big "O", Latin "V", and "NO". (SHIT)

If there were good fishing rods, we wouldn't need a gun.

There are always more fish in the river than deer and wild boars in the forest.

Must visit Spiro!

Ok guys, ok ...

A little more and it will be ready ...

Don't eat now. Then we'll eat.

Come on, my dear.

Heck!

Eat. The pears are delicious. Very tasty.

You eat and see nothing.

You jump to the other side, and I stay here.

He will catch one, the other will run away.

Well, my dear pears?

You are ripe - let's go to the bag.

Well fed, you can sell.

Ready?

One ... two ...

Three!

Oops! You are mine!

Oh, my hand!

Every kilo for the crown.

I cannot breathe!

Will pull 50 CZK, at least.

Spiro, don't leave me here!

I'm scared! I won't do that anymore!

Selling. Selling you at the bazaar. What a smart boy. How smart ...

Good, good will be the proceeds. Good!

Spiro has pears - no one has them.

They will immediately disassemble.

Oh, another pear!

Get in there too.

Spiro has good pears ... the best.

Since we have collected it today ... Tomorrow I will sell it.

I'll also give you apples.

And then you will say that they cleaned for free.

Hold on until the evening, no?

The garden is drunk. Now Spiro will get drunk - beer.

What do we do?

Works!

You better tell us how we get out of here.

Do not be afraid. We will not hang around here until evening.

Truth? Have you seen what kind of castle there is?

I have never eaten such! Try.

Mato! You there?

- Here we are! - Here!

Open up!

Grater, you saved us!

An apple is your reward. What are we going to do with Spiro?

Um ... We'll steal all his pears.

It won't work. He will understand that this is us.

I have a different idea!

Now you will see what you have never seen before!

World-class art!

Spiro Circus!

Trained exotic beasts!

What? What?

Hurry up! Don't yawn! Only one show today!

Come out! The star of our program!

SPIRO, GIVE BEER!

Spiro, don't torture her! Look how much she wants to drink!

And what! Let's! Music! Music!

You forgot to milk her!

Spiro, home! Your wife has come for you!

Give her rum!

The score is 1: 1!

- Let's go before he saw us. - We're leaving.

Show me how you do.

Need to cut across!

Like this.

Неумёха!

Well, how is Sonechka?

Nothing?

What kind of man are you?

I would show her the class.

No football, no women.

And who are you like?

Come here.

Where to?

To me.

Show your pockets.

Which?

Turn it out.

Now put your hands inside.

Deeper, deeper!

This was my focus for all women.

What's the matter with you, Vojto? Where did you go?

My God, what are my sons ...

Jelly boys!

Don't take it lightly.

That is none of your business.

Why don't you find another woman?

To go crazy for you!

Voito!

Maybe Grater? She would love you.

I can tell her about you.

You can walk to her right through the fence.

She freed us from Spiro's captivity. Tell her about you?

Dating such a little girl? Don't mess with your own business. And leave me alone!

Mato, hello!

I'm making soup, it has another half hour to cook. And I can sunbathe for now.

Why don't you sit down?

Terka ...

Speak.

Can you cook fish soup?

Why not?

In a bowler hat?

Of course.

Terka?

Well?

What do you want?

Our Vojto ...

In love with Sonya, right?

What about him?

Oh, nothing ...

Rub your back?

I can do it myself.

I have long arms. I get it everywhere.

Don't you want to rub yourself? Show me. Fuck you.

Take off your T-shirt!

My skin smells different. I have a different sweat.

Probably female.

I can feel your blood beating.

Like a clock.

And here.

And here it is better.

Come on, I'll try in this place, as doctors do.

Similar.

Now I have you.

Your pulse is ticking like a wristwatch.

I cannot hear anything.

Now I realized that I need to look people in the eye properly.

I still have a lot to learn.

For example ... Knit.

And I.

Oh, my soup will boil out of the pot now! Wait here. I'll be right back!

The thread jumps out of the needle!

It is necessary to make a knot at the end.

Show.

Look.

Is this your feminine focus?

You are so warm.

In summer it is bad to iron.

Try.

- Or I'll sew it to you, okay? - Yeah.

- I'll show you ... - No, no! I have to learn myself!

OK.

Mom ... Why did Dad stop playing football?

Ask him.

He won't tell me.

I'll tell you.

Before you were born, I spent 5 months in the hospital.

And your father had to take care of me, about Vojto ...

He didn't have time for football.

I cannot understand this! You are so kind, normal ... And he ...

Yes, cold, Mato ...

It's fun with my father.

He takes care of us.

And women are not important what men are.

Cares, cares ... Even too much.

Sucked like a gadfly.

You better help him.

How?

With your rabbits.

He said he would take one.

Cheer up?!

Do not know. May be.

Kitty! Mucino!

What have you done with my Mucino?

Where is he? You are his...

Why did you take it?

Why is he here?

Guess.

Don't you dare kill him!

Can't you see?

What can't I see?

Your rabbit is pregnant.

Mucino?!

Is Mucino a female?

And I gave her a man's name.

Will she really have little rabbits?

No, chickens.

Then we will call her - Mucina.

You shouldn't give her any names.

Such animals, which are bred for meat and skin, are not given names.

Why?

Do you want to kill her? Now?

Not now, but one day you will have to kill.

Mitsinu - never!

What are you going to do with her?

Do you want her to grow old and suffer?

Once upon a time, we had a duck.

Even when she was little I called her "Anezhka".

We are all used to it.

And when it came time to bake her, no one could kill her.

You can kill an ordinary duck, but Anezhka ...

She wandered around the yard, down the street ...

Until she died.

You think I don’t love you and Voight.

That I find fault with you and give you no peace.

I thought the same about my father.

And your son will think the same about you.

First, I need to find a girl.

Don't you have it?

If you still played football!

I would play, but others play better.

Not exercising!

What are you doing all day?

You said you love swimming, so, let's sign you up for swimming.

Mato, go to the yard!

Sprint!

Catch!

What is one, what is the other.

Football players ...

Above!

Catch!

Higher!

Mato! Mato, where are you? Dinner!

Go, my hands, and to the table!

You can get out of it even in the dark.

And in whom?

Who will you aim at?

So, what do teachers do?

They paint the school.

Are they already painting the school? Wow...

Why didn't you come to the match? You fool. It was a real fight.

Is there nothing more to talk about? Football! As if there was nothing in the world besides him ...

Where was I when you laid eyes on me? On the left edge.

Admit it!

Mato, come here.

You know very well that flies are caught with a flycatcher, right?

- Yeah. - And the fish?

A harpoon?

"Fishing", that is - a fishing rod.

What do you think about this one?

That's for me?

Seriously?

And these are your "rights".

Fishing license! Hooray!

Verka! We also have a surprise for you.

- Today we dine with you for the last time. - We're getting married!

Oh no!

Beauties.

Rudo! Imro! Well, you give ...

Ready?

- Yeah. - Begin...

Heck! I almost threw it to the other side! What a fishing rod!

Not a sound now!

Great idea. Take the girl fishing?

Are you crazy?

You have jays in your head.

What?

You're crazy.

Maybe I do not know.

- You must have overheated. Directly bakes. - Where?

- At your place. - And what?

When you see her.

I guess it's yes. Feel.

You better tell me

when we hit the road.

- You can tomorrow. Or the day after tomorrow. - Or when the cancer whistles on the mountain.

That is, never.

Robo, old fishing rod! Quickly!

Help me! Got caught! Take it.

Got caught!

Mato, Robo! Go swimming!

We caught a fish! Got caught! Look!

So far, not one has been caught.

And caught on an old fishing rod. Corn, I tell you. First grade.

We're going to swim!

- Mato ... - What?

From Terki.

- What she said? - Nothing.

Nothing at all?

I cannot read in your presence.

You would laugh at me.

- Have you read? - Do not read.

COME TO US. GRATER. AT EIGHT.

- You read! - Do not read. Truth.

It's you? Come on in ...

Close the door or mosquitoes will come flying in.

Grater! Do you want me to comb your hair?

Do you think I can't? Albert taught me.

A good place. Beats hardest.

Maybe mine too.

- Try. - Mato ... Do you want me to teach you this trick?

Actually, this is not a trick. This is how you thread it ...

Put it on with your little finger and pull it.

Mato ... The parents are coming.

Can I take it myself?

Shall we go swimming tomorrow?

- Can I ... - In the morning or after lunch?

Do not know yet...

Come as you decide. We'll be home!

Right here. Here! Higher, higher!

Yes, here ... Here.

Yes, yes. And here too.

Right here, yeah ...

Look at him!

What are you hiding for?

Go to sleep!

Give me your hand.

Carefully.

Scratch my back too!

Wait ...

DEAR GRATER, TODAY I DECIDED TO WRITE YOU A LETTER.

What?

What do you want?

Did she tell you?

About what?

About me.

What about you?

That I'm dating her ...

How are you dating?

Usually. As usual they meet with girls.

Why didn't you tell me anything?

She wanted to tell you herself.

Voito, please stop seeing her!

After all, you didn't like her ...

Steering wheels as it should! Hey, where are you going boy? In a trip?

Come on, faster, faster ... Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Come on boy, come on!

Turn on the gas! ... Be the first!

You're late ...

Above! Throw higher!

Catch him!

Mato!

Go home. Dinner!

Mato!

Where are you?

Where have you been?

Answer me! Where did you climb?!

Here, take it.

Why me?

Can't you hear?

Do you want me to whip you too?

Whipping you both?

Mato!

Mato ...

Let's go to sleep.

Let's go to!

It is your happiness that one day I also ran away from home.

Now shout!

- Ah ... - Well! Shout!

Great.

Hi.

What do you have?

Some strange rash.

Albertov's water.

Hey!

Will you go catch frogs?

Mato! Are you free today after lunch?

It depends on why ...

I need your help with one girl, that's all.

The coil is yours.

Well?

OK. When?

I knew you were my friend. At 3 o'clock.

Bye!

Robo, I have an idea!

We will take revenge on him.

What a pretty boy ...

Who combed your hair so cute?

Do not be shy.

Tell her if she asks.

Who could comb your hair? I myself!

How is it - yourself? Tell the truth!

I always do my hair myself!

Incredible ...

Or maybe I, by chance?

Maybe you?

No, no! You combed Robo's hair!

You cut it.

Robo!

Come out! Show me what hairstyle Albert has done for you!

"They caught me for three days, they never caught me ..." (Slovak folk song)

Plastic haircut of "Albert" firm.

Mato ...

Robo ...

For what?

We're relatives ...

Don't cry boy. Your hair will grow back soon.

And not only on the head!

Sheep, sheep ...

BUTC!