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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,754 --> 00:00:09,451 (RIMMER) What happened? (LISTER) They're frozen on the spot. 2 00:00:10,926 --> 00:00:14,089 Yvonne McGruder did this when I tried to kiss her. 3 00:00:14,263 --> 00:00:16,663 This'll drive them crazy! 4 00:00:19,201 --> 00:00:22,762 This machine digitises time - we can release jets of it. 5 00:00:30,913 --> 00:00:34,110 It's restored your hair to a previous time period. 6 00:00:34,283 --> 00:00:36,080 It was an accident. 7 00:00:38,887 --> 00:00:40,479 Hot Bovril. 8 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:43,781 Agh! 9 00:00:45,093 --> 00:00:48,028 - Fix him with the time wand. - Watch this. 10 00:00:54,703 --> 00:00:56,933 And this is Pete. 11 00:00:57,739 --> 00:01:01,038 The excitement of being free has killed him! 12 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:05,442 He really loved that bird. It was the only thing that kept him going. 13 00:01:05,614 --> 00:01:11,416 I think the time wand could bring Pete back to life - make him young and strong again. 14 00:01:11,587 --> 00:01:13,077 Watch. 15 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:32,201 ("RED DWARF" THEME) 16 00:02:02,304 --> 00:02:05,296 Where did Barney's ugly brother come from? 17 00:02:05,474 --> 00:02:08,841 From Pete, sir. Birds are descended from dinosaurs. 18 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:12,970 I inadvertently reversed evolution several million years. 19 00:02:13,148 --> 00:02:14,547 Is that you, Pete? 20 00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:16,647 Birdman! 21 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:20,518 What now, sir? 22 00:02:20,689 --> 00:02:23,385 Follow the Rimmer-shaped blur! 23 00:02:49,985 --> 00:02:52,249 Hey, Pete! 24 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:53,752 Eat me! 25 00:02:53,922 --> 00:02:57,380 Here, Bob. Catch! 26 00:03:00,829 --> 00:03:03,923 (POUNDING FOOTSTEPS) 27 00:03:04,099 --> 00:03:05,760 Bob! 28 00:03:08,937 --> 00:03:10,928 (ROARS) 29 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,706 Bob! 30 00:03:15,777 --> 00:03:17,642 (BOB SQUEAKS) 31 00:03:21,683 --> 00:03:23,412 Come on, Kryten. Hurry up! 32 00:03:36,665 --> 00:03:38,360 Leg-it mode, sir. 33 00:03:40,168 --> 00:03:44,571 - We've lost the time wand. - How are we gonna get rid of that thing now? 34 00:03:45,407 --> 00:03:46,840 We're finished! 35 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:50,803 Stop yelling. Let's think our way out of this. 36 00:03:51,947 --> 00:03:53,414 We're finished! 37 00:03:53,582 --> 00:03:55,607 Shut up and get a grip, man. 38 00:03:55,784 --> 00:03:59,550 I'm sorry. It's just I was... Look, I'm better now. 39 00:03:59,721 --> 00:04:01,951 - Can I just say one thing? - Go on. 40 00:04:02,124 --> 00:04:04,285 We're finished! 41 00:04:04,459 --> 00:04:08,452 Hol, we've been cornered by a T. Rex that was formerly a sparrow. 42 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:13,363 The only thing that can turn it back into a bird is in its stomach. Any ideas? 43 00:04:13,535 --> 00:04:17,198 - Do you want the long or the short version? - Ooh... Long. 44 00:04:17,372 --> 00:04:18,862 You're finished. 45 00:04:25,113 --> 00:04:26,705 What's the short version? 46 00:04:26,882 --> 00:04:28,645 Bye. 47 00:04:31,086 --> 00:04:32,485 - Kryten. - Yes, ma'am? 48 00:04:32,654 --> 00:04:37,785 How long will it take for Pete to pass the time wand out of his system? 49 00:04:39,294 --> 00:04:42,092 I don't have that information in my database. 50 00:04:42,264 --> 00:04:44,732 My programmers, for some insane reason, 51 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:50,338 believed dinosaur bowel movement frequency tables wouldn't be required. Imbeciles! 52 00:04:50,505 --> 00:04:52,132 What's your suggestion? 53 00:04:52,307 --> 00:04:57,939 The quicker we get the time wand back, the better, right? So why don't we lure Pete 54 00:04:58,113 --> 00:05:01,844 into the food bay and get him to eat some roughage? 55 00:05:02,017 --> 00:05:04,815 Get a T. Rex to eat roughage? 56 00:05:04,986 --> 00:05:08,945 Yeah! All Bran, prunes, baked beans on toast. That sort of stuff. 57 00:05:09,124 --> 00:05:12,582 We can't get Lister to eat that, let alone a dinosaur. 58 00:05:12,761 --> 00:05:16,253 The more roughage, the quicker we get the time wand back. 59 00:05:16,431 --> 00:05:18,922 - Have you got a better idea? - Yes, I have. 60 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,897 I'm going to kill myself. 61 00:05:21,703 --> 00:05:24,695 (ROARING) 62 00:05:24,873 --> 00:05:28,934 We've got to keep this dinosaur business quiet or we're dead. 63 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:32,705 Keep him quiet? He's rampaging about the food decks, 64 00:05:32,881 --> 00:05:36,681 making more noise than two yodelling champions on honeymoon. 65 00:05:36,852 --> 00:05:41,016 - Everyone will have heard him by now. - But, sir, the crew are frozen, 66 00:05:41,189 --> 00:05:43,623 operating on a different time stream. 67 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:47,888 If we can turn Pete back into a sparrow before the freeze expires, 68 00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:51,123 - no one need be any the wiser. - He's right. 69 00:05:51,299 --> 00:05:56,134 I listened to everything he said, and I still ain't got a clue what's happening. 70 00:05:56,304 --> 00:05:58,295 (ROARS) 71 00:06:16,024 --> 00:06:18,015 (KRYTEN) Right over, sir. 72 00:06:19,227 --> 00:06:20,524 Right over. 73 00:06:27,502 --> 00:06:29,436 Cow vindaloo? 74 00:06:29,604 --> 00:06:31,629 It's not gonna work. 75 00:06:31,806 --> 00:06:35,333 - Of course it's gonna work. - T. Rexes don't like curry. 76 00:06:35,510 --> 00:06:39,037 They're hard, aren't they? Of course they like curries! 77 00:06:39,214 --> 00:06:41,648 If a T. Rex was a bloke, he'd be a Geordie - 78 00:06:41,816 --> 00:06:46,981 the kind of guy who wears T-shirts in winter and his nipples don't even get hard. 79 00:06:49,491 --> 00:06:54,952 A seven-ton theropod is not gonna eat Indian food. They like flesh, preferably living, 80 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:59,624 liberally coated in blood with a side order of intestines and extra blood - 81 00:06:59,801 --> 00:07:03,202 a bit like the French in that respect. 82 00:07:04,205 --> 00:07:05,866 We've got nothing to lose. 83 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:10,842 If the worst comes to the worst and the dino doesn't eat it, I'll scoff it meself. 84 00:07:11,012 --> 00:07:13,003 (ROARS) 85 00:07:13,181 --> 00:07:18,016 - That door won't hold out much longer. - If only that T. Rex felt like I do now. 86 00:07:18,186 --> 00:07:20,814 He wouldn't even need a curry. 87 00:07:26,628 --> 00:07:31,258 - Don't put that stuff in. You'll spoil the taste. - Right. Here he comes. 88 00:07:31,433 --> 00:07:34,561 (CLANGING, POUNDING) 89 00:07:47,148 --> 00:07:49,844 - (PURRING GROWL) - It's loving it! 90 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:56,255 Maybe we should have made some poppadoms. 91 00:07:56,424 --> 00:07:58,255 Gone the whole hog. 92 00:07:58,426 --> 00:07:59,791 A whole hog? 93 00:07:59,961 --> 00:08:03,727 Like it wasn't hard enough getting a whole cow? 94 00:08:03,898 --> 00:08:05,695 (ROARS) 95 00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:07,698 Think he wants a lager. 96 00:08:07,869 --> 00:08:09,962 (GROWLING ROAR) 97 00:08:17,312 --> 00:08:20,008 (WAILING GROAN) 98 00:08:20,749 --> 00:08:23,980 It was a hot one, but I thought it could stand it. 99 00:08:24,152 --> 00:08:26,518 (WAILS) 100 00:08:32,961 --> 00:08:34,952 (SPLINTERING CRASH) 101 00:08:40,969 --> 00:08:45,668 The time freeze must have... If only those buttons were more clearly marked! 102 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:06,727 The rules on dinosaurs aboard JMC mining ships are very clear. 103 00:09:06,895 --> 00:09:09,455 No pets. Am I right? 104 00:09:10,231 --> 00:09:11,698 Am I right?! 105 00:09:11,866 --> 00:09:14,960 - Yes, sir. - Have you any idea 106 00:09:15,136 --> 00:09:18,435 - the damage that thing has caused? - No, sir. 107 00:09:18,606 --> 00:09:25,307 It has eaten our entire supply - two and a half tons - of mint-choc ice cream. 108 00:09:26,414 --> 00:09:31,875 I love mint-choc ice cream, and that damn dino has eaten every last bit. 109 00:09:32,053 --> 00:09:38,549 - We just wanted the time wand back, sir. - It's also eaten 400 crates of orange ice pops, 110 00:09:38,727 --> 00:09:40,752 and drunk all the Coca Cola. 111 00:09:40,929 --> 00:09:42,260 Guess what. 112 00:09:42,430 --> 00:09:48,027 - You love orange ice pops and Coca Cola. - I LOVE orange ice pops and Coca Cola! 113 00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:49,568 If you just let us... 114 00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:54,266 Do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, 115 00:09:54,442 --> 00:09:58,674 then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, 116 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:02,044 followed by 400 crates of orange ice pops, 117 00:10:02,217 --> 00:10:07,917 and swills the whole thing down with 2,000 gallons of a popular fizzy drink? 118 00:10:08,089 --> 00:10:09,852 Do you know what happens? 119 00:10:10,859 --> 00:10:12,451 It burps? 120 00:10:12,627 --> 00:10:14,094 Oh, it burps! 121 00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:18,194 And do you know what happened to the poor, brave men 122 00:10:18,366 --> 00:10:21,563 who had the misfortune to get in the way of that burp? 123 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:24,561 They went, "Phwoar!" 124 00:10:26,808 --> 00:10:29,072 It took out the entire platoon, 125 00:10:29,244 --> 00:10:33,112 hurling them 20 feet across the cargo bay wall. 126 00:10:33,281 --> 00:10:39,083 I hope this one small dinosaur incident won't tarnish an otherwise flawless record, sir. 127 00:10:40,288 --> 00:10:44,884 Do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, 128 00:10:45,059 --> 00:10:47,721 two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, 129 00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:50,729 followed by 400 crates of orange ice pops, 130 00:10:50,899 --> 00:10:57,168 and swills it all down with 2,000 gallons of a popular fizzy drink AFTER it's burped? 131 00:10:57,972 --> 00:10:59,530 - It feels sick? - Oh, no. 132 00:11:00,308 --> 00:11:02,401 It doesn't FEEL sick, Rimmer. 133 00:11:02,577 --> 00:11:04,568 It IS sick. 134 00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:08,682 Five of our best men nearly drowned. 135 00:11:09,484 --> 00:11:11,281 Two others are in hospital, 136 00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:15,616 concussed by pieces of carrot the size of tree trunks. 137 00:11:17,058 --> 00:11:20,653 We are really deeply, deeply, deeply sorry, sir. 138 00:11:20,829 --> 00:11:24,788 Do you know what happens when a dinosaur has eaten cow vindaloo, 139 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:29,335 then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream followed by... 140 00:11:29,504 --> 00:11:32,564 - Oh, God, it didn't! - It didn't what, Lister? 141 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:36,335 It didn't get a diarrhoea attack, did it? 142 00:11:36,511 --> 00:11:38,775 100 per cent correct! 143 00:11:39,747 --> 00:11:44,980 And do you know what happened to the battalion that was sneaking up on the beast? 144 00:11:45,153 --> 00:11:47,246 From behind? 145 00:11:47,422 --> 00:11:50,448 Of which I was a proud member? 146 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,354 Do you know? 147 00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:54,688 Do you know what happened? 148 00:11:55,663 --> 00:11:58,564 - I've got a fair idea, sir. - A fair idea, sir. 149 00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:00,428 A tidal wave. 150 00:12:00,602 --> 00:12:03,162 15 feet high. 151 00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:09,573 I will be in therapy for the rest of my life. I've had 12 baths and three showers. 152 00:12:09,744 --> 00:12:12,770 Now, do you have anything to say? 153 00:12:12,947 --> 00:12:16,041 I think you missed a bit up your left nostril, sir. 154 00:12:19,621 --> 00:12:21,919 Nobody knows how to work this thing. 155 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:26,322 It is sedated in the cargo bay. Turn it back into a sparrow. 156 00:12:26,494 --> 00:12:30,396 Sir, what about Bob? Did he show up? 157 00:12:30,565 --> 00:12:34,194 Who the hell do you think landed on my head? 158 00:12:34,369 --> 00:12:36,360 He is in repairs, being oiled. 159 00:12:36,537 --> 00:12:39,700 Bring back the sparrow. 160 00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:44,836 - And if you try anything smart, you're dead. - Yes, sir. 161 00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:50,918 And if I ever, ever, ever see you in this office again, 162 00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:53,576 you are finished. 163 00:12:54,722 --> 00:12:56,622 See you in ten minutes? 164 00:13:00,895 --> 00:13:02,692 See you in ten minutes? 165 00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:08,201 See you in ten minutes? 166 00:13:12,173 --> 00:13:13,800 See you in ten minutes? 167 00:13:17,111 --> 00:13:18,544 See you in ten minutes? 168 00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:23,640 See you in ten minutes? 169 00:13:26,521 --> 00:13:28,648 Did you get punishment duty, too? 170 00:13:28,823 --> 00:13:32,759 I've got to iron 800 prison smocks. I don't understand. 171 00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:36,556 Why do you get punishment duty and I get a reward? 172 00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:39,598 800! Bliss! 173 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:41,394 Did you see the captain's report? 174 00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:43,966 The one lying open on his desk. 175 00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:49,838 Did you see what it said about you? It used the word "imbecile" four times in one sentence. 176 00:13:50,011 --> 00:13:53,469 Oh, yeah? What were the other words in the sentence? 177 00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:55,081 Just your name and a dash. 178 00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:03,320 You make two tiny mistakes - give the captain a virus that eats all his hair off, 179 00:14:03,491 --> 00:14:05,857 turn a sparrow into a dinosaur - 180 00:14:06,027 --> 00:14:08,495 and you never hear the last of it! 181 00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:13,930 (SIGHS) He really thinks I'm an imbecile? I'm never going to make it into high command now. 182 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:17,094 Only people who know you think you're an imbecile. 183 00:14:17,271 --> 00:14:19,501 Everyone else thinks you're a moron. 184 00:14:20,842 --> 00:14:24,972 He is a good captain, though, Captain Hollister - on the ball. Quick. 185 00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:29,242 Quick? The only time he's quick is when he's passing a salad bar. 186 00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:35,151 - You do admire him, though, don't ya? - Admire him? 187 00:14:35,323 --> 00:14:39,589 A man who has his own cinema pick and mix factory in his quarters? 188 00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:42,286 A man who has a walk-in fridge? 189 00:14:42,463 --> 00:14:46,422 Who lists as his hobbies, chewing and swallowing? 190 00:14:46,601 --> 00:14:51,095 You did tell me once before, though, you respect HIM, don't ya? 191 00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:52,569 Respect him? 192 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:57,268 A man whose family crest is made up of two cream buns and a profiterole? 193 00:14:57,445 --> 00:15:00,380 A man who... He's standing behind me, isn't he? 194 00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:01,981 Yes, he is. 195 00:15:03,851 --> 00:15:08,754 I was just talking about you, sir. I was saying what a big fat lump of blubber you are 196 00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:13,451 and how that potato virus I contracted yesterday has had no side effects. 197 00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:16,620 (JABBERS) 198 00:15:23,571 --> 00:15:26,938 You forgot this. You left it in my office. 199 00:15:27,108 --> 00:15:32,512 Do you have any idea the damage that this could cause if it got into the wrong hands? 200 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,614 Look after it! 201 00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:55,364 You're there. I know you're there, you little sod! Come on. Out! Out! 202 00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:01,838 There's a mouse under here. It's been scuttling around. 203 00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:04,978 - It's not a mouse, ma'am. It's Archie. - Archie? 204 00:16:05,146 --> 00:16:07,637 My penis. It must have escaped. 205 00:16:11,452 --> 00:16:15,548 I must get my ears syringed. Do you know what that sounded like to me? 206 00:16:15,723 --> 00:16:18,283 I made one. 207 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:23,688 Forget my ears. Maybe my whole brain needs syringing. You made one? 208 00:16:23,865 --> 00:16:26,095 Out of an electron board, a loo roll, 209 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:30,761 some sticky-backed plastic and an Action Man's polo-neck jumper. 210 00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:32,803 Kryten, why do you want one? 211 00:16:32,974 --> 00:16:38,970 It's so humiliating being posted to the women's wing just because I'm genitally challenged, 212 00:16:39,147 --> 00:16:41,115 so I made one like Mr Lister's. 213 00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:45,480 The little rascal must have got bored jumping in and out of his hoop. 214 00:16:45,653 --> 00:16:50,613 No wonder I couldn't lure him out with cheese. This whole thing's making sense now. 215 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,988 Leave this to me, ma'am. Here, Archie. Here, boy. 216 00:16:54,162 --> 00:16:55,652 Chook-chook-chook. 217 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:58,628 - There he is! - (TRILLING) 218 00:17:03,204 --> 00:17:06,196 (ECHOING TRILLING) 219 00:17:11,045 --> 00:17:14,037 - Do you realise what this means? - No, ma'am. 220 00:17:14,215 --> 00:17:16,513 - It means you're a real man. - Why? 221 00:17:16,684 --> 00:17:20,313 Because, like all men, you have no control over your penis. 222 00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:26,051 I'm so proud! Archie, come back! 223 00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:31,255 All right, girls? New Canary mission. 224 00:17:31,432 --> 00:17:34,401 - What? - Untamed dino on the loose. 225 00:17:38,072 --> 00:17:41,439 We're not going in till we know what we're doing. 226 00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:43,270 That could take years. 227 00:17:43,444 --> 00:17:47,778 Point that thing at yourself by mistake and you could wind up as a sperm. 228 00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:50,008 - Is that what you want? - Hell, no! 229 00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:52,084 None of my suits will fit! 230 00:17:52,687 --> 00:17:57,124 If that gizmo thing don't work, Captain says we've gotta get that T. Rex. 231 00:17:57,291 --> 00:18:00,488 - We ain't using no guns. - Guns are for wusses. 232 00:18:00,661 --> 00:18:03,494 It's gonna be hand-to-hand combat. 233 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,666 A fist fight with a T. Rex? 234 00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:15,367 Yeah, but them T. Rexes, mate, they only got little arms. They ain't got no reach. 235 00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:17,534 I'll just pick it off. 236 00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:27,883 - Can't reach anything with them little arms. - That's probably why they're a bit grumpy. 237 00:18:43,704 --> 00:18:45,569 - Oh, my God! - What? 238 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:48,436 - Something's wrong! - What do you mean, man? 239 00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:51,544 Something's inside me and it wants to get out! 240 00:18:51,712 --> 00:18:53,577 Agh! 241 00:18:53,748 --> 00:18:56,114 Help! 242 00:18:56,284 --> 00:18:58,275 (TRILLING) 243 00:18:59,587 --> 00:19:02,283 - What is it? - I think it's Archie, sir. 244 00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:07,784 - It's who? - He probably followed us. 245 00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:11,728 He must have dozed off in the Cat's pocket and just woke up. 246 00:19:11,899 --> 00:19:13,389 Who the smeg is Archie? 247 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:17,526 Don't be alarmed, sir. It's just my penis is on the loose. 248 00:19:17,705 --> 00:19:20,173 (CAT YELLS) 249 00:19:24,211 --> 00:19:26,475 (YELLING) 250 00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:31,618 We wanna barney with Barney. 251 00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:34,550 Don't want any sane people spoiling it. 252 00:19:34,722 --> 00:19:37,384 Death or glory. Yee-hah! 253 00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:40,159 Hang on, guys. Wait a minute. 254 00:19:45,132 --> 00:19:48,158 (GRUNTS) 255 00:19:48,336 --> 00:19:50,327 This thing's useless. 256 00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:53,602 Say goodbye to your teeth! 257 00:19:54,842 --> 00:19:56,173 Agh! 258 00:19:57,178 --> 00:20:00,409 We're getting our butts kicked and it doesn't hurt. 259 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,441 See? I'm not even bleeding. 260 00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:08,053 You're right. 261 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:23,161 They put your bodies on a different time stream to the rest of you. 262 00:20:23,337 --> 00:20:25,066 Let's go! 263 00:20:44,725 --> 00:20:47,717 You lost the time wand? 264 00:20:48,629 --> 00:20:51,154 - We were ambushed, sir. - By whom? 265 00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:53,994 - First of all by... - (RIMMER PROTESTS) 266 00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:57,103 - Then we were jumped by... Sir. - (PROTESTS) 267 00:20:58,539 --> 00:20:59,972 That's it? 268 00:21:00,141 --> 00:21:05,169 OK. No more Mr Nice Guy. No more second chances. 269 00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:08,804 You get that time wand back. You get that sparrow back. 270 00:21:08,983 --> 00:21:11,474 And if you step outta line one more time, 271 00:21:11,652 --> 00:21:13,677 one more time, 272 00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:16,049 you're dead, do you understand? 273 00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:28,366 What was that? 274 00:21:28,536 --> 00:21:30,766 I feel... Ooh! 275 00:21:38,045 --> 00:21:40,275 What the hell is going on? 276 00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,249 The effects of the fight have caught up with us. 277 00:21:47,888 --> 00:21:50,220 Get out of here, both of you! 278 00:21:50,391 --> 00:21:52,382 Out! 279 00:21:55,062 --> 00:21:57,053 Agh! 280 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:09,200 Getting that time wand back could take for ever. 281 00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:12,436 They can zap us with it and turn us into anything. 282 00:22:15,449 --> 00:22:18,907 I don't think getting it back is gonna be much of a problem. 283 00:22:19,086 --> 00:22:21,611 (GRUNTING) 284 00:22:31,031 --> 00:22:33,499 (GENTLE SNORING) 285 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:38,366 - (RIMMER) It's going to go wrong, isn't it? - I've just got to press "Undo". 286 00:22:38,539 --> 00:22:43,203 The time wand will undo everything it's done. We'll even get Birdman back. 287 00:22:43,377 --> 00:22:46,744 - Something's gonna go wrong. - Will you relax? 288 00:22:51,151 --> 00:22:52,675 Birdman's boots. 289 00:22:52,853 --> 00:22:55,413 Now to get the rest of him back. 290 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,551 Pete ate me! 291 00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:03,697 He ate me! 292 00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:08,561 He must be really out of sorts. He's never eaten me before. 293 00:23:08,736 --> 00:23:10,533 Never. 294 00:23:13,774 --> 00:23:15,173 Pete! 295 00:23:15,342 --> 00:23:17,776 - (TWEETING) - Do you want some seed? 296 00:23:18,946 --> 00:23:22,473 - Now destroy the time wand. - This machine's priceless. 297 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:24,641 Destroy it. 298 00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:49,907 (CRACKING) 299 00:23:50,911 --> 00:23:52,640 What are we gonna do now? 300 00:23:52,813 --> 00:23:56,305 Now rebuild the time wand. 301 00:23:56,483 --> 00:23:58,474 It's absolutely priceless! 302 00:24:24,311 --> 00:24:25,938 Stop that dinosaur! 303 00:24:27,414 --> 00:24:30,440 - It's gone in the lift! - Get it back! 304 00:24:31,986 --> 00:24:34,784 Oh! That coconut milk felt great. 305 00:24:44,264 --> 00:24:46,596 Oh, I'm such a wreck! 306 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,505 (MOANS) 307 00:25:01,682 --> 00:25:03,377 Whoa! 308 00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:06,451 (MOANS) That's great. 309 00:25:09,490 --> 00:25:15,122 Oh! There's a certain roughness about your touch that really hits the spot! 310 00:25:15,295 --> 00:25:18,423 (BELLOWING ROAR) 311 00:25:57,337 --> 00:25:58,861 The hole, sir. 312 00:26:11,885 --> 00:26:15,412 (SONG) It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere 313 00:26:15,589 --> 00:26:18,717 I'm all alone, more or less 314 00:26:18,892 --> 00:26:22,055 Let me fly far away from here 315 00:26:22,229 --> 00:26:24,925 Fun, fun, fun 316 00:26:25,099 --> 00:26:28,830 In the sun, sun, sun 317 00:26:29,002 --> 00:26:32,335 I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose 318 00:26:32,506 --> 00:26:35,475 Drinking fresh mango juice 319 00:26:35,642 --> 00:26:38,907 Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes 320 00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:41,707 Fun, fun, fun 321 00:26:41,882 --> 00:26:45,511 In the sun, sun, sun 322 00:26:45,686 --> 00:26:48,484 Fun, fun, fun 323 00:26:48,655 --> 00:26:52,682 In the sun, sun, sun 25283

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