All language subtitles for My Boss ep 23 [VIU]

(My Boss)

(Episode 23)

(Qian Heng, you're under probation.)

(I'll put you under love probation for one month.)

Don't you have anything to tell me?

But I do.

How have you been considering the matter of my confession?

I was single for 30 years. I have no bad habits.

I have a Master's Degree, a stable job,

the Five Insurances and housing fund.

I have a car, a house, and permanent assets.

I know how to swim. My mother knows how to swim too.

I'll definitely save you first if you and my mother fall into the river.

Why are you saying that all of a sudden?

I'll make you the second happiest person in the world.

It's because I'm the happiest person in the world when I'm with you.

The world...

The world...

The world is complete with you.

My life is beautiful because of you.

- With you... - Boss, your pick up lines are so outdated

that my parents wouldn't even use them.

You should've been more professional if you intend to copy something.

How did you know I copied them?

You...

Do you truly like me?

(I'm so happy today.)

(I'm so happy today.)

(I'm so happy today.)

(Today, today.)

(Today...)

Boss, why are you still here?

I came back to take some documents after meeting my client.

Why are you here?

What a coincidence. I forgot to take my case files.

Great timing. I have a case to discuss with you.

I need to rest now. We can talk tomorrow.

- You're resting already? - That's right.

Boss, you never refused a case discussion with me

just because you needed to rest.

Did I do anything wrong lately?

No. You did a great job lately.

Go back now.

I'll make a move, then.

What's wrong again?

I thought Cheng Yao was here just now.

She left?

I saw her going downstairs just now.

- I'll make a move first, then. - Okay.

What exactly do you want?

I haven't taken my case files yet.

I came here to take them.

- Boss, I haven't taken the case files yet. - Just leave.

(You don't look happy today.)

(You don't look happy today.)

You don't need to hide.

Come out now.

Your legs must be numb.

You should exercise more in the future.

Boss, I'm going home now.

Calm down.

Don't let your imagination run wild.

Cheng Yao.

- Morning, Bao. - Morning.

Bao, did you catch a cold?

I feel light-headed.

My nose is stuck too.

You had no idea.

Boss called me at 6am just now.

He told me to attend an important PR meeting.

Lawyer Wu called me too.

He told me to make an important disclaimer.

I knew our boss needed me long ago.

I didn't expect Lawyer Wu

to need me this badly too.

What disclaimer? Is it related to Junheng & Co?

Cheng Yao.

Look.

Bai Xing Ming announced that she was pregnant.

She even mentioned the name of a person called Richard Li.

Our website has great timing.

We chose to make a disclaimer at this period,

saying that we sued Bai Xing Meng

for maligning us and winning the lawsuit.

Those who scolded you have apologized to you.

Bai Xing Meng received a tight slap in the face.

Bao, were you dealing with this case this morning?

To be honest,

our boss was the one who drafted the disclaimer.

But I have something to say.

I'm indeed talented when it comes to doing PR.

I'm done for.

Lawyer Wu saw my potential.

He's going to steal me from our boss.

Who should I choose?

Suit yourself.

Anyway, Bai Xing Meng was unlucky

that she went against Lawyer Qian.

Lawyer Qian remained dormant for a long time

just for this day to arrive.

He has avenged you too.

This is so satisfying.

Who should I choose?

I think I have to reject Lawyer Wu.

(I confessed to her before this, )

(but it was pretty hasty.)

(Now, I'm courting her again.)

(Do you guys have any suggestions?)

(I might not take them.)

(When you court someone, sincerity is the only important factor.)

(You can get a girlfriend)

(as long as you can make her feel your sincerity.)

(Disclaimer: Junheng & Co filed a lawsuit against Miss Bai Xing Meng)

(for her false accusations and won.)

(Thank you for helping me.)

- Hello. - (Come to my office.)

(Oh no. Although I'm grateful to him, )

(I'm not ready to face him yet.)

Come in.

Boss, were you looking for me?

This is the client's profile. Take a look.

Try to revise the draft of the prenuptial agreement.

Okay.

(Li Ming)

Isn't this the person Bai Xing Meng tagged?

He's the actual controller of Kankan Novel

and the biggest competitor of Tuantuan Online.

So, Bai Xing Meng treated Xu Jun in that manner because of this guy?

Did she announce her pregnancy in public

because of her prenuptial agreement with Li Ming?

That's right.

But it isn't the prenuptial agreement with Bai Xing Meng.

Richard intends to marry

the daughter of a media tycoon.

It's considered a marriage alliance between two equal families.

He never intended to marry Bai Xing Meng in the first place.

Bai Xing Meng wants to be his wife by announcing her pregnancy.

But Richard never took her seriously.

So, Bai Xing Ming risked everything and announced her pregnancy

to mess up Li Ming's engagement

and force his fiancée to back off, right?

- That's right. - Will she succeed, then?

That's impossible.

Richard's prenuptial agreement with the media tycoon's daughter is valid.

They only compromised by adjusting certain parts of the agreement

after Bai Xing Meng announced her pregnancy.

The media tycoon is prepared to hinder Bai Xing Meng's career

with his resources.

She has to think about how to survive as a single mother now.

This is the first case I took on since joining Junheng & Co.

I didn't expect it to end up like this.

Bai Xing Meng can only blame herself for underestimating her foe.

The benefits of a marriage alliance between two families

are far too great for a celebrity like her to influence.

Boss,

did you stay silent all this while just so you could retaliate like this?

I said so before.

Those who bully my employees will get what's coming to them.

Thank you, boss.

It's not that difficult.

I'm glad that you're happy.

I still have work to do. I'll resume my work now.

This is great!

I won a free voucher for mutton hotpot!

Coincidentally, I don't need to work overtime today.

- Yu Fei. - I have a dinner appointment today.

Tan Ying.

I have a dinner appointment too.

What? You have a dinner appointment?

You too?

Are you two dating each other?

What time is it?

Yeah, we're dating each other.

We're a couple now.

Fine.

You two are dating each other.

You two are a couple now, huh?

Who are you trying to deceive?

Just tell me that you're not going.

There's no need to make up such a ridiculous lie. You two are a couple?

Why don't you say that the four of us are dating each other?

Just leave.

He doesn't believe us.

Cheng Yao,

let's go.

What do you think about a free meal?

It's mutton hotpot, you know?

Bao Rui, I need you to retrieve a profile for me.

I'll send you the address.

Cheng Yao, stay here.

But I won a free voucher.

It's fine.

No decent person will take free vouchers for a meal.

Free vouchers?

That means the food is worthless.

There's no free lunch

in the world anyway.

There goes my food voucher.

Well...

Can I send you home?

Boss, I'll head back now.

Cheng Yao,

do you require housekeeping service?

Thank you.

So,

I made you cry when I told you to clean my villa.

You can order me around now.

- Do you know how to do chores? - I don't.

But I can learn.

Boss, what's wrong with you?

It's nothing.

This is your only chance.

If you miss this time, you'll never get another chance.

You can do it, then. The tools are in the washroom.

- What's wrong? - It's nothing. This is...

I didn't do it on purpose.

Be careful.

You can clean the kitchen. Leave this place to me.

All right.

Okay.

What's wrong?

I think the quality of the plates is too low.

Is your hand okay?

Yeah.

Boss, my house looks super clean now.

Thank you for what you did today.

You should head back and rest.

I'll leave once I'm done cleaning here.

It's okay. I'll clean them myself.

I'll do it myself.

Okay.

Be careful.

(I need help.)

(There's finally new progress here.)

(Brother, have you won the heart of your assistant?)

(It seems like she dislikes how I'm courting her.)

(What did you do?)

(Did you do something inappropriate)

(and made her unhappy?)

(Did you rent a helicopter or set up a large screen and confess to her?)

(Don't tell me you tried to buy her off with money?)

(I tried my best to make it up to her, )

(but it backfired instead.)

(Did you hit the wrong mark with your effort?)

(Maybe you bought her a cart of apples when she loved strawberries.)

(All right. I'll buy her strawberries tomorrow.)

(That's not what I mean.)

(Brother, do you live in a 2G era?)

(It was just a metaphor.)

(Do you know what your assistant likes?)

(Of course I do. She likes...)

(Can you teach me)

(what I should do?)

(I want her)

(to accept me.)

What's inside a zoo?

- A tiger. - A lion.

- A lion. - Someone already said that.

- You said the same animal. - I meant lice.

No, you have to drink.

I'll get some ice cubes.

- You're playing dirty. - Lice.

- It's different. - Please give me some ice cubes.

(What's your Weibo account?)

What's my Weibo account?

Do you like me that much?

(You're still awake at this hour?)

(I'm so honored.)

(But it's kind of embarrassing to type it out.)

(It's Cutie Bao.)

(Cutie Bao)

(Please let me strike the lottery.)

(This way, I don't need to work for my toxic boss.)

(Toxic boss, please "go die.")

(What does go die mean?)

(He's not here yet?)

(Is he stuck in a jam? Or...)

(I knew it. Men have no patience at all.)

Soup dumplings with crab roe.

Have them while they're hot.

Aren't these my favorite soup dumplings?

I saw them on Weibo.

You mean on my Weibo account?

Boss, how did you find my Weibo account?

And, it's been a long time since I posted anything.

I posted that so long ago.

Did you read everything on my Weibo account?

You posted this

three months before

you posted the one where you told your vicious boss to "go die."

Boss, I posted that for fun.

I didn't mean it.

It's fine. I thought it was pretty cute.

Is that so?

So, are you okay with me shipping couples in novels

and obsessing over handsome idols?

Are you okay with that?

Of course. This is your hobby.

I respect you.

But in terms of personal charisma,

I don't think I'm inferior to any male celebrities you follow.

You actually know the term "follow?"

I have hands, you know? I can search for it online.

But let me make things clear.

You mustn't block me, okay?

Boss, you learned quite a lot from the Internet, huh?

Eat up.

But this shop

is pretty famous online. It has a long queue.

It should be quite far away from your villa.

Don't tell me

you went there and lined up early in the morning?

It was already midnight when I finished reading your Weibo posts.

I couldn't sleep anyway.

Cheng Yao.

Come with me.

So...

Cheng Yao, for the past two days,

I...

I want to make things clear.

No, I want to clarify something with you.

Why does it seem like you're avoiding me

after hearing what I said last time?

Of course, I'm not forcing you here.

What I wanted to say was...

I guess that was it.

Boss, I wasn't avoiding you.

I just couldn't believe that you liked me.

After all, you're my boss.

What if you acted like how you did in the past?

What if you tell me to scram when you're unhappy?

It'll be terrible for me.

That won't happen again.

I was strict with you before this.

But it's because you were my subordinate.

I didn't want to lower my expectations of you.

And I hoped that you could grow faster.

But don't worry.

From now on, I'll be there for you.

My professional guidance is yours.

My time is yours.

I'm yours too.

But your confession was too sudden.

How could I know

if you were being serious or trying to fool around

just for fun?

Since when have I not been serious?

You also said you liked your last blind date partner.

It's because...

It's because

I wanted you to be jealous.

Cheng Yao,

I truly like you.

I like you a lot.

I liked you long ago.

Actually, I don't even know when I started liking you.

I won't threaten or force the person I like

nor will I give up on her.

Are you willing

to give me this chance?

Cheng Yao, time for a meeting.

Time for a meeting, I guess.

Yeah. You should go now.

I'll go, then.

Go ahead.

Was that a yes? Or...

Yeah.

I'm sure it's a yes.

Bao Rui,

I need you to revise this for me.

Didn't I tell you about this already?

Boss,

- there's no one inside. - You can go back now.

That was terrifying.

This is great!

This is great!

I finally discovered the trick to winning a free meal voucher!

Do you guys want to join me...

Why is the power out?

I...

You said you wanted spicy hotpot on Weibo. I bought them.

I even bought electric cookers to cook them for you.

I switched on three of them together. And the circuit breaker tripped.

So, you made me wait in the room until now

so that you could cook them for me?

Why did you buy three of them, then?

One is mild, one is medium spicy, and one is super spicy.

I don't know which flavor you like.

That's why I bought all of them, thinking that it would be a safe choice.

I never expected the circuit breaker to trip.

Boss, I still think that spicy hotpot

doesn't suit your style.

I'm getting accustomed to my role as your boyfriend.

I'm also getting accustomed to the things you like.

And, in the future,

don't treat me as your boss.

Stop calling me "boss" as well.

But I'm already used to it.

You can change your habits, you know?

I'll deduct your bonus if you call me "boss" again.

I got it now.

Regarding our relationship,

I need to put you on probation for a month.

Why is there a probation period between a couple?

I was under probation when I first joined Junheng & Co.

And, it was a long period too.

No bargaining allowed.

If not, I'll extend your probation period.

Question.

Will the probation period be shortened if I perform well?

It depends on your performance.

Since I'm free tonight, I'll draft the terms later.

Cheng Yao, I suspect that you're getting back at me.

You're right.

However, my terms

won't be as many as the terms you drafted when we were renting this unit.

At most, it'll be something like: "Party B, Qian Heng,

cannot coerce Party A into doing something with his status as her boss.

He's not allowed to talk about deducting her wage for no reason

or act like a domineering boss."

Is that all?

All right.

I agree to all of them.

If so, does Party B have any rights?

For example, if he regrets his decision and wishes to move back here?

Party B has no rights

before the probation period is over.

But tomorrow is the weekend.

What if Party B wants to go on a date with Party A?

If so, Party A will be there on time.

I think...

Party A thinks Party B can return home now.

Party A will fix the circuit and enjoy all three pots of

spicy hotpot later.

Let me fix this for you.

It's fine. Party A thinks Party B can return home now.

Go home now.

- Boss, this is... - The window is dirty.

Get in the car.

I'm just helping you to put on the seat belt.

You don't need to look that surprised.

Boss, do you know the term "moe gap?"

In the past,

you were my domineering boss.

What about now?

Did you smell something strange?

No. You must be mistaken.

No way.

I have a keen sense of smell.

It smells like weird shampoo with Chinese herbs in it.

What?

(Wu Jun)

- What? - (How's the perfume I recommended to your friend?)

(That's Aichi's Perfume No. 14.)

(A mixture of lemon and cypress.)

(It has a savory and moist smell.)

(Isn't it sexy?)

Have you lost your mind?

Boss, where are we going?

Wait.

I mean, Qian.

Where are we going for our date?

What kinds of places do you frequent in the past?

The kinds of places I frequented?

The office.

You should decide on the venue.

Where did you go for your dates in the past?

I've never been on a date before.

Why don't we ask Lawyer Wu, then?

No need for that. Why are we asking him?

Dating isn't that hard.

Everywhere is a date

as long as I'm with you.

Boss, are you nervous?

It's a little hot in here.

You're sweating so much.

Mister, Miss, nice to meet you.

We're doing a survey on adults and the pressure they face in life.

- Can you spare us a few minutes? - No thanks.

No thanks.

You two look like a match in heaven.

I'm sure you guys face no pressure as a couple.

- Give me your pen. - Okay. Thank you.

Yes. Write here.

Okay. Thank you for your cooperation.

This is our gift for you. Thank you.

Why are you willing to do surveys now?

It's because I liked what she said.

What did they give us?

It's nothing. Let's go.

Why did you bring me to have pizza?

I saw your Weibo post last week. You said you wanted pizza.