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Previously
On "Gilmore girls"...

It's from sherry.

From sherry?
It's the first
I've heard from her

Since the divorce
Was final.

I'm here for the paper.
I'm rory.

You got to let us show you
Around the rest of the show.

That's cool.

We'll help you with your
Article, give you the skinny.

I spoke with sherry
This morning.
What's the deal with her?

She wants me
To send g.G. To paris

To stay with her
For two months.

I know we're friends,
And I'm glad,

But...

I don't want to be
Just friends anymore.

I like...Logan.

Come to paris with me.
What?

You were right.

I should take g.G. Myself.
I should check everything out.

Okay, sweetie, what do
We say to mommy when we
See her at the airport?

Bonjour!

"Bonjour, mama!
What's the haps?"

I don't know the french word
For "Haps."

Passports?
Got 'em.

But even after
We meet up with mommy,

We're gonna stay with you
All day, okay?

You will not
Be able to shake us.

Cash?
Check.

Confusing shorthand.
Check --
I've got cash.

Will there be food
On the plane?

There will be food,

But airplane food
Is one of life's cruel jokes,

So, just in case,
We have snacks up the wazoo.

Are you sure
The departure's 3:30?

Why did I think
It was later?
3:30-ish.

That's what it says
On the ticket?

"Departure 3:30-ish"?
Oh, it doesn't matter.

Traffic this time
Of day's impossible.

All right, honey.
Let's go.

You choose a trip
To france to start
Using free weights?

Those are my shoes --
Of course it's heavy.

You teach them
And teach them,

But they never learn,
Do they, g.G.?

Why do I feel like
The departure was 6:15?

Let's go.

Now, g.G.,
You are gonna love paris.

You know, they call it
"The city of love."

Why?
Why?

Well, because it's romantic, and
There's just love everywhere.

Of course, there's also
Pigeons everywhere,

But nobody would want
To visit the city of
Pigeons, would they?

I think we're ready.

Are you gonna tell me what time
This flight actually leaves?

Soon.

Your daddy
Is very vague, g.G.

How cool is it that
We're going to france?

You're going to have such
A good time staying in paris.

I am green with envy.
Am I green?
It's more of a teal.

It goes great
With my eyes.

Driver, take us to france!
Au revoir, house!

Au revoir, house!

We're pretty low on gas.
Gonna have to stop and get some.

How do we have time
To stop for gas?

Our flight's
Not for 3 1/2 hours.

Oh!

We knew it, g.G.,
Didn't we?

G.G. And I knew it.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

So, as your newly elected
Editor in chief,

It is my great honor to...

Honor...
Okay.

...The stepping down...

"Stepping down."
Eloquent.

...Of our former leader.

Anyone else
Thinking "Recall"?

[ laughter ]

Rory: that's okay, bill.
Keep going.

As I was saying,
In recognition

Of rory's hard work and devotion
To the daily news,

We have a few tokens
Of our appreciation.

A.K.?

This is just something
To hang on your wall

When you become editor
Of the new york times.
Oh.

It's the front page
Of the last edition you edited.

Yeah, she needed
That explained.

Rob: rory...

This is to commemorate
All those articles of ours

That you carefully,
Thoughtfully

Ripped to shreds.

[ laughter ]
Thank you, rob.

Now I think
I have to go out

And buy a freakishly large
Pencil sharpener.

I have a confession
To make.

I only joined
The yale daily news

As a way to meet cute guys,

But after watching you handle
The job of editor

With intelligence and...

And grace...

I became inspired
To become a journalist.

Aw!

Oh!

Whoa, joni,
I'm touched and a little damp.

[ laughter ]

It's okay.

I have a rory story.

When I was running the paper,
I was dying to do an article

About everybody's asinine
Obsession with boho chic,

But rory had the guts
To tell me

That the idea for my article
Was trite and passé,

Because that's who rory is --

Honest, direct,
And to the point.

Like, when you all
Turned on me

And decided you didn't want me
In charge anymore,

And you all chewed me up
And spit me out,

Rory was the one
Who broke the news to me.

Thank you, rory,

For being the one person
With integrity

Among a collection
Of cowardly backstabbers.

These are all
Such great stories.

To rory.

To rory!
To rory!To rory!

Thank you very much.

I didn't write a speech
Or anything,

Although I could recite "The
Charge of the light brigade,"

Or the lyrics to
"Rebel rebel"...

Let's hear it.

...Neither of which
I think are appropriate,

But, um...

Look, I've really enjoyed
Being editor.

It's been great.

But it's time
For a change, right?

So sayeth
The yale daily ne bylaws.

Um, so...

[ sighs ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I give you
Your new editor in chief --

What's your name again?

Ha ha.

Anyway, my first
Editorial move

Is to take everyone
To rich man's shoe.

Drinks on me.

All right, that's what
I'm talking about!

All right!All right!

Coming?

Huh?
For drinks?

Uh, no.
I think I'm gonna pass.

How come?

Um, well, new editor,
New regime --

I don't want it to
Seem like I'm still
Trying to be your boss.

Yeah, no one likes
Someone hanging around,

Telling us
How to get drunk.

You know what I mean.
Yeah.

See you around.

You too.

Well, now we're both
Ousted leaders.

Welcome to club nixon.

[ sighs ]

Lane: twins, zach.
We're having twins.

Yeah, it's heavy,
But we can handle it.

Twice as many mouths
To feed, twice as much
To clean up after...

Yeah, all that -- plus,
There's gonna be prejudice,

But we can fight that.
What?

And they have
Surgeries now, babe.

This does not have to be
Permanent.
What doesn't?

As long as the babies don't have
Some vital organ attached,

They can be separated --
Easy-breezy.
What are you talking about?

Until the operation, we'll just
Get specially made clothes.

Unless they're attached
At the head.

Then they can wear
Just about anything.

We just slip it on
From the feet up --

Zach, we're having twins,
Not siamese twins.

Oh!

Dude, that is
Such a load off my mind!

So why were you freaking out
At the doctor's office?

Because we're
Having twins!

But they're separate.
It's, like, way easier.

Easier than what?
Triplets? Siamese triplets?

Yeah, zach, twins is way easier
Than siamese triplets.

I think we have to tell
Your mother you're pregnant now.

Ugh...

She is so
Going to kill me!

You're starting to show.
Of course
I'm starting to show!

My body's filling up
With two growing people!

She is so gonna think
We had sex before the wedding,

And she'll convince me
We did.

But we didn't.
Believe me. I'd remember.

You don't understand.
This is what she does to me.

She gives me this look,

And I get all panicky
And start sweating.

Once, at a church picnic,
Someone had taken a bite
Out of six deviled eggs

And put them back
On the platter.

My mother accused me of doing
It, and I almost confessed!

But you hate deviled eggs.
That's the point!

After she gave me that look,
I wasn't sure.

Maybe I had
Taken those bites.

She gets in my head.
It's like korean voodoo.

It's gonna be okay.
It is.

Whoa...

You know what this picture is?
Our first album cover.

Zach...

Yeah, it's like
A prenatal "Nevermind."

[ woman singing in french ]

Merci...

Monsieur...Bellhop.

Jeesh.
Did you see that?

He literally sniffed at my tip
And sauntered off.

Yeah, he sniffed and sauntered.
He did not hop.

The bellhop was a gem
Compared to the concierge.

Isn't it his job
To be polite?

You would think
The concierge would be polite.

It's not like we're being
Obnoxious and asking someone

To take a picture of us in front
Of jim morrison's grave.

Which, by the way,
I promised rory we would do.

I hope g.G. Picks up
The language and the customs,

But none of the rudeness.
Oh, no, g.G.'s too sweet.

She's got an impenetrable coat
Of sweetness around her.

You shouldn't have
Called her g.G.,

You should've
Called her m&m's.

You were great with her
The whole flight.

You were also great
With sherry today. Thank you.

She was great with me.
So, it's not just me, right?

She does seem
To have it together?

Yeah, she seems
Grounded and sincere.

I couldn't believe
How prepared for g.G. She was.

She was.

She had her favorite
"Madeline" book.

She knew where
The nearest park was.

And did you see?
She already had a booster seat.

By the time I got rory
One of those, she was 60 pounds.

It got stuck on her butt.

[ sighs ]

Oh, my god.
What?

We're in paris!

You were thinking
It was phoenix?

I just wasn't
Thinking anything.

I mean, I was focused
On getting g.G. All settled in.

It slipped my mind

That we're in the most
Beautiful city in the world!

The phoenix of europe.

First we have to go to
Harry's bar and smoke
Gauloises cigarettes

And get in a fight about cubism
And gesticulate wildly.

I am going to call
Our friend the concierge

And make a reservation

At the most romantic
Restaurant in paris.

Ask him why these beds
Are so insanely comfortable.

Yes, can I --

No, no, no, no, no!
Hey, hey, hey!

No sleeping.

We are in paris now.
We are on paris time.

Fight the jet lag.
Fighting the jet lag.

Jet lag strong.

Yes, I'm sorry, sir.

Could I make
A 8:30 reservation at l'arpège?

Yes...

Uh-huh, I-I understand.

Thank you.

Did he book it?
He did.

He also reminded us
To wear shoes.

I sense he has
A very low opinion of americans.

Well, the french
Might be rude,

But they know how to make
A very cozy bed.

Lorelai?
What?

I know you're tired.
A tad.

I know you've been awake
For something like 30 hours...

32 1/2.

...Just to help me make
The transition easier for g.G.,

And I really
Appreciate it.
Aww, don't mention it.

And I just
Want to show you

The best possible time
That you can have in paris

Because you deserve it.

Aww, you're sweet.

Lorelai...
Hmm?

Lorelai!
Okay, all right.

Yes, we're gonna get up,
'cause we're in paris,

And we're gonna have
A great parisian time.

We are!
Yes!

Hey, is the tour de france
Still going on?

'cause we could stand
On a little paris street
And yell "Whoo-hoo"

When the guys go by,

Or I could pour a cup of water
On one of them.

Actually, the tour de france
Was a couple of months ago.

But we are going to

A beautiful,
Intimate restaurant,

And after we finish our meal,
You can throw water on me.

Whoo-hoo!

[ chuckles ]

What are you
Doing right now?
Not much.

Would you mind swinging by
The library to drop these off?

I'd do it, but I just got
Cornered by professor edwards.

She wants to meet for coffee
In five minutes

To discuss me being her t.A.
Second semester.

I got to start thinking
About life after graduation.

Cozying up
To professor edwards

Could be a fast pass
To a fellowship.

What about you?
What about me?

You looking into fellowships?
Scholarships? Grad schools?

Not really. I mean, not yet.
I will, probably.

Time's running out.

They only give the lsat
One more time before spring.

Thanks for
Dropping off the books.

I just thought you have
A lot of free time

Since you don't work
At the paper anymore.

That is true.

What are you taking,
By the way?
Taking?

Just remember,
Tricyclic antidepressants

Are better than your
Monoamine oxidase inhibitors,

Since those are
For panic attacks.

It doesn't look like
You're there yet.

I have no plans
Of going there.
You will.

When I was finished as editor,
I went into a major tailspin.

You masked it so well with your
Generally gloomy disposition.

The first day is hard.
Then it just gets worse.

As it happens,
I am totally relieved

That my job at the paper
Is over.

I did the denial thing, too.
I even tried smiling a lot.

That got old, and I think
It made this line.

That'll teach you
To smile.

You really shouldn't be alone
At a time like this.

Why don't you call your
"Girls gone wild" friends?

They seem delightful in
A "Get crazy-drunk in cancun

And flash your breasts"
Kind of way.

Your take on lucy and olivia
Is so not them.

Whatever. Later.

Oh, and lexapro
Is fast-acting,

But side effects
Are weight gain

And noticeable drop
In sexual appetite.

Of course, with logan gone,
That's moot.

Always a pleasure, paris.

How's the maeun-tang?

Good!
Yeah!

Really good maeun-tang.

How was work?

Oh, yeah,
My work is good.
My work is good.

That's good.

[ sighs ]

This is a great dinner,
Mama.

I'm glad you like it.

It's been too long since
We had dinner together.

Way too long.

I think you've been
Avoiding me, and I know why.

We haven't
Been avoiding --

Do not try to fool me.
I know what's going on.

You have no new music to show
Me, and you are ashamed.

Music?
Yes, music --

The thing you say you want
To do for a living.

Oh, no, I do!
I've been working on some stuff.

What kind of stuff?

I've been experimenting
With different instruments.

I've been playing
The electric mandolin --

Mom, I'm pregnant!

We waited until
After we were married!

If you don't believe us,
We have a note from our doctor,

Which doesn't prove anything,
But it does!

Hit me! Hit me!
It's my fault!
Firmly established --

It happened during the --

A new child
Is a great blessing.

Really?

Chuka hamnida,
Lane and zach.

She says,
"Congratulations."

Really? Then you should say
"Chuka hamnida hamnida"

Because we're having twins.

Twins?

Twins.

Oh,
That's wonderful.

So, monday,
You move in with me.

Cool.

I must go e-mail this good news
To our relatives in pusan.

They just got wi-fi.

"Cool"?!

[ siren wailing ]

[ gasps ]

No!

Oh, no, no, no!
No, no, no!

What?
Honey, get up!
Get up!

I'm up! I'm up!
I'm up! I'm up!

What? We got to go, right?
I-I got to shave?

No, not unless
You're a werewolf!

What?

It's the middle
Of the night!

What?
It's 4:00!

What's 4:00?
That. It.

It's 4:00?
Yes! It's 4:00!
We fell asleep!

Damn the french and
Their comfortable beds!

Oh, we must've
Dozed off around 7:00.

We just had ourselves
A 9-hour nap.

Nine hours?!

That's not a nap --
That's a coma.

Wow, the city looks
Really beautiful...

And dead.

Ugh, okay --

This place is very tastefully
Decorated and everything,

But would it kill them
To put a minibar in here?

I'm starving.
Me too.

[ sighs ] You don't think
They're still holding our
Table at l'arpège, do you?

I'm guessing our table at
L'arpège smells of disinfectant

And has two chairs
On top of it.

Ohhh!

It's okay, it's okay!
I can fix this!

Room service!
What are you in the mood for?

Um...

I would like a cheeseburger
With a side of cheeseburger,

And see if they can make me
A cheeseburger smoothie.

Well, if they can make goose
Innards into a tasty spread,

I'm sure they can make
A cheeseburger smoothie.

Yes, sir, hi.

I would like to order
Some room service.

What'd he say?

He didn't say,
So much as chortle.

No room service?
And no minibar?

But two toilets.

Where are
Their priorities?

Okay, let me
Float another plan.

Don't say "Float" unless
"Root beer" is attached to it.

It's after 4:00.

Why don't we get
A few more hours' sleep,

We wake up early, feast on
A delicious french breakfast,

And then we hit paris
Totally refreshed.

Oh, fine...

Crummy europe.
Crummy time change.

We switched to
The metric system --

Why don't they switch
To our time zone?

We didn't
Actually switch --
I know!

[ groans ]

Never been
So wide awake.

I'm more wide awake.

So wide awake
I could watch

The ken burns documentary
Of "Sod" and not drift off.

There are 104 fleur-de-lis
Stenciled on the ceiling --

That's how wide awake
I am.

I tried humming brahm''
"Lullaby" in my head,

But it kept morphing
Into "Purple rain,"

And "Purple rain"
Made me think of grapes,

Which made me think
Of grape jam,

Which made me think
Of english muffins
Slathered in grape jam.

Hold it -- this is
The greatest city in the world.

There is a restaurant
Out there, still open,

With candles and soft lighting
And great food,

And I'm gonna find it
For you.

My hero.

Besides, just being out on the
Paris streets late at night --

What could be
More romantic?

Being out on the paris streets
Late at night

Eating a big, fat
Cheeseburger.

[ chuckles ]

[ sighs ]

[ telephone rings ]

Olivia: hello?

Hey, it's rory.

Hey, what's going on?

Not a lot.
What's up with you?

I'm sitting here making a mobile
For my sister's baby.

But it's turning out
Really good,

So I might just keep it for
Myself and give the baby socks.

Or make her a mobile
Out of socks.

Oh, that's genius.

What's lucy doing?
Watching
"Real world: denver."

Lucy's eating it up
With a fork and spoon

'cause boyfriend's
Working,

And you know how much
He hates reality tv.

Does he?

I keep forgetting --
You still haven't met boyfriend.

Yeah, I'm beginning to wonder
If he really exists,

Or if he's just
Lucy's snuffleupagus.

Lucy, it's rory!

[ gasps ]
Hey! What's up, girl?

Hey, lucy!
Rory says "Hey."

You guys feel
Like doing something?

We should
Go somewhere!

Cool,
Where do you want to go?

I want to go to the country,
Get off campus.

It's the weekend.
Let's get out of here.

I'd so love to go to, like,
A cabin in the woods.

Or just a house.

We could...Go to my house.

Yeah?
I mean,
It's in stars hollow.

It's this really small town,
And there's not a lot to do...

Oh, my god.
Does your house have a yard?
And a porch?

The house has a yard
And a porch with a swing,

And the swing makes
This little creaking sound.

That sounds so perfect.

When we get there,
I'm definitely mixing
Up a batch of lemonade

And flirting with slim,
The hired hand.

Slim the hired hand is a hottie,
But he's missing a hand.

Ironic, huh?

Pick you up
In a little bit?
We'll be here.

Bye.

[ woman singing in french ]

So, class,
The word for "Closed" is...

After seeing this sign
In seven different restaurants,

It's no longer informative --
It's just mocking.

This place looks good.

Even the sound of it --
Fermé.

Let's try
Around the corner.

It has a mocking tone.

"Ha ha, fermé."
Do you hear that?

I hear a woman
Who's delusional with hunger.

Come on.

See, this is why
French people are so skinny --

They have
No late-night snacks.

How do you explain
Gérard depardieu?

Oh, that's obvious.
Gérard depardieu has
Hogged all the food.

Ooh, ooh!
Did you see that?

Yeah.
Oh, I saw that.
Come on.

What do you say?
You hit him high, I hit him low.

Monsieur?!
Wait -- attendez!

We just want to know
Where you got the sandwich!

Oh, look what you did!

What?
You charged him.

Everyone knows
You don't charge a bear

Or a man
With a sandwich.

[ sniffs, gasps ]

Christopher:
That's a lot of bread.

What are the chances
There's a butter truck nearby?

Uh, pardonne-moi.
Bonsoir.

Nous avons,
Hungry, hungry, hungry...

I got it.
I got it.

Mmmm! Mmm!

Ahhh!

[ french accent ]
Funny americans, huh?

[ chuckles ]

Yeah, funny.
Hungry americans, huh?

"Everybody loves raymond."
[ chuckles ]

No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!

[ laughs ]

[ engine turns over ]

Happy people,
The french.

[ giggles ]

What?

Nothing.

It's weird...

It's just being this hungry
Makes me think of this time

When we were in 10th grade,
And, for some reason,

I had to make up this
Chemistry exam during lunch,

And it went on and on and on
Forever, and then finally,

When I was done,
I came out...

And there you were,
Waiting for me.

And you took this slice of pizza
From the cafeteria

Out of your coat pocket,
And you gave it to me.

Pepperoni --
I remember.

Even then,
You were so sweet.

Head back to the hotel?

Mm-hmm.

You don't still have
That pizza anywhere, do you?

Different coat.

Darn!

Babe, could you check
On my order?

Oh, I did.

I asked luke where it was,
And luke said,

"From now on,
If zach wants to eat here,

"He has to stand on his head
In the middle of the diner

And eat
Out of a rusty bucket."

So I said, "Cool!"

I couldn't help it, lane!

I was so relieved that
Your mother wasn't pissed
Off about the pregnancy.

"Cool" just came out,
Like a happy vocal burp.

Next time,
Cover your mouth!

Jeez!

Kirk, what are you doing?

Trying to feel a kick.

You're gonna feel a kick

If you don't get your
Hand off my stomach.

So, I don't know if you've
Decided where you're gonna
Drop this little load,

But I highly recommend woodbury
Memorial, where I was born.

Good to know.

The maternity suites there
Are primo,

And they let the mother hold
The baby post-delivery

As long as she wants.

Explains a lot
About the relationship

Between me and my mother.

Yes, it does.

Kirk, go away
And stop harassing my employees.

You should sit awhile.

No, I'm fine!
Standing's no problem.

All right, but from now on,
No more serving heavy food --

Your meat loaves,
Your bowls of stew.

Somebody who orders that --
Let caesar carry it.

He needs the workout.

Well, that's not really --

If you have any questions
Or are worried about anything

Having to do with...

You know, what's going on
There, call my sister,
Liz -- she's a veteran.

Thanks, luke.

Anyway, uh...

You two are gonna be great.

You'll be great parents.

Zach...

We're gonna be parents.

Yeah, it's like...

We're not just kids anymore.

We're one of them now.

Parents don't have to be told
What to do.

Parents do the telling.

That's right.

Besides, if we say no,
What's the worst
Your mother could do?

Seriously, b-babe, w-what is
The worst she could do?

[ lorelai sighs ]

Christopher:
Yeah.

What, "Yeah"?

That's
What I'm talking about.

Yeah?

I'll say.

I can barely talk.

Uh-huh, which is, uh...

Saying something?

[ chuckles ]

I could just
Live in this room forever.

Let's.

Except --

No "Except."
It's decided.
Call the guy.

Come seal the doors.

I'm too hungry!
Me too.

My stomach is a pit.

I know.

If I don't eat something,
My stomach's gonna eat me.

We need to find food!

We do!

[ sighs ]
Look at that view.

It's so beautiful,
I could eat it.

[ sighs ]

Oh, my god.
What?

I could totally
Fix this!

How?
I'm not gonna tell you.

Let's shower.
Tell me.

It's a surprise.
I'm not gonna tell you.

Come on!
Not telling.

Is this your fix?

To get me to think about
What your fix is

Instead of thinking
About food, huh?!

Is it working?
A little.

All I can tell you
Is it's bigger than a breadbox.

Mmm, bread.

Come on!
Okay!

Rory:
There's dean.

Ooh, dean is smokin'.

Oh, yeah.
Dean's a fox.

He looks tall.
He is.

How can you tell
From a picture of his face?

It's a talent I have.
Spooky.

I figure I'll be recruited
By the fbi any day now.

It's a very specific
Specialty.

Wait, there you are.

That was my first year
At the chilton paper.

Look at you
And your big rory smile.

What are you there --
5'2"?

More like 5'7".

Are you sure?
I'm sure.

Is this dye supposed to
Smell all vinegary?

Mm-hmm.
It means it's working.

I feel like
An easter egg.

Boyfriend is gonna totally freak
When he sees this color.

Freak, like,
Be mad?
No.

First, he'll be like, "Whoa,"
Then like, "I like it,"

And I'll be like, "Thanks,"
And he'll be all,

"I thought you looked
Pretty good before, too,"

And I'll be like, "Better?"
And he'll be like,

"I think you look good
No matter what you do,"

And I'll be like,
"What if I got a mohawk?"

And he'll be like,
"Even if you had a mohawk,"

And then we'll look
At each other all goony-eyed,

And we'll kiss, and he'll say,
"Don't get a mohawk."

And too bad
If he doesn't like it.

Serves him right
For working all the time.

Boyfriend's
Got great hair.

Oh, the best.
It's, like, beyond human.

Like, conan o'brien's?

No, it's,
Like, really full.

It's more like
A cartoon character.

Yeah, it's like snap's hair from
Snap, crackle, and pop.

Wait,
Am I thinking of crackle?

Is crackle
The one who wears a hat?

They all wear hats.
It's like part of their uniform.

Yeah, but one of them wears it
All the way on his head,

And one wears it further back
So his bangs swoop out.

That's pop.
The blond one's definitely pop.

So boyfriend's got
The color of crackle
And the style of pop.

Ooh! We should make
Rice krispy treats.

Oh, my gosh!
Yes!

I think there is a cake pan
In that broom closet.

Broom closet?

Yeah, my mom's not
Really into baking or brooms.

Okay, so the butter's
In the fridge,

And I will get the marshmallows
And the rice krispies.

Oh, my god!

Come here, you guys!

It's rory
Through the ages.

Oh, I totally forgot
That was there.

How cool is this?

Can you believe you were
This short in 1991?

No.

The next year,
You shot up like a weed.

That's when
I finally quit smoking.

You have a record
Of you literally growing up,

And here you are
When you're, like, 7,

And then here you are

When you're ready
To graduate college.

Yeah.

It's freaky.

Oh!
There's the cake pan.

Let's get cookin'!

Well, well,
What do you know? Fermé.

Listen, honey, if they
Weren't open at 11:00,

I don't think they're gonna
Be open at 5:00 in the morning.

Trust me.
Trust is not the point.

The point
Is food and finding some,

Not standing in front
Of closed restaurants feel--

Monsieur hayden...
Mademoiselle gilmore.

That's us.

Welcome to l'arpège.

Please come in.
Your table is ready.

[ gasps ]

After you,
Mademoiselle.

Oh...

Thank you.
Thank you.

Thanks.
What is this?

[ chuckles ]

I'll give you a moment
To peruse the wine list.

Please let me know
If you have any question.

Thank you.
We will.

Merci.

[ inhales deeply ]

Pretty cool, huh?

How did you --

I'm thinking the '78 latour.
Sounds like a classic car.

Honey,
How did you do this?

I have my ways.

Tell me!

You really
Want to know?

Yeah!
It might take away
Some of the magic.

I'll risk it.

Well, I was lying in bed,
And I was thinking about us

And how, when we were 16,
We planned our trip to paris,

But it
Kind of got derailed.

I'll say.

And then I was thinking
About how amazing it is
That after everything --

The years, the distance,
The screw-ups, everything --

We finally managed
To make it here

And how, in some ways,

It feels like nothing has
Changed and no time has passed.

I know.

But then I started thinking

About all the things
That have changed.

When did you
Do all this thinking?

And I realized the one big
Thing that has changed

Is that now...

I'm totally loaded.

[ chuckling ]
Okay.

And I guess, in some ways,
I'm not quite used to it

Because I didn't
Even think, earlier,

That I might be able
To use that.

You totally bribed them
To open.

Not bribed --
Gave financial incentive.

Oh, my god!

[ chuckles ]
I know.

You totally bribed them
To open!

You don't have to whisper.
Everybody here knows.

[ chuckles ]

I just can't believe
That people really...Do this.

Apparently.

Cool!
Right?

And I was prepared to do
Other things to get you fed.

I had backup plans that included
Theft and chicanery.

Ooh. Chicanery?
For me?

Anything for you.

Anything.

So, you happy?

Really happy.

This is wonderful.

You didn't have to do it,
You know?

I wanted to.

I would've been happy
With a croissant.

Or a park bench.
I know.

Why a park bench?

Remember when we were 16
And planning to go to paris?

We always said we'd sleep
On a park bench.

Oh, yeah!

Well, because
We didn't have any money,

So we couldn't
Afford a hotel.

We'd have to sleep
On a park bench.

I can't believe
You remember that.

I'd still sleep
On a park bench with you.

Name the bench.

Compliments of the chef...

Langoustine on a bed of mush
And candied carrot cannelle.

Have you decided
On the wine?

Yes. We're gonna go
With the '78 latour.

Excellent choice,
Monsieur.

[ chuckles ]

I love you.

I love you, too.

So, this fix?

Not only bigger than
A breadbox, also a lot better.

Told you.

Hey, when we're done, can we
Go back to that beautiful bed?

You don't want to sleep
On a park bench?

Mmm...
No park bench.

Thank god.

So, mama, the reason we wanted
To talk to you is 'cause --

If you're wondering
About your room,
It isn't ready yet.

We weren't wondering --
Mama!

You want two separate beds,
Correct?

Well, that's not really
The issue.

Better for zach
To have his own bed.

Soon, you will be giant.
Who can sleep with that?

Mama, could you stop
For a minute?

We really need to talk.

I have to unload this
Shipment. I may be old,
But I can multitask.

The thing is,
Mrs. Kim,

When you said that we
Should move in with you

And I said, "Cool,"

What I meant was,
"That's cool...

"That you're offering
To have us move in, but...

No."

What do you mean, "No"?

We really appreciate
The offer, mama,

But zach and I are going to be
Parents, and we're adults...

You know,
Young adults.

Not like I'm gonna
Be smoking a pipe,

And she's gonna be all,
"Hey, let's watch '60 minutes.'"

...And we're gonna be starting
Our own family,

And it's important to us
That we do that in our own home.

We can do this, mama.
We're ready.

Very well.
I respect your decision.

Cool!

How much do you love
This hair?
So much!

Now we're gonna have
To start a girl band.

We so have to.

We'll pretend
We're a norwegian girl band,

And we can purposely lip-synch
Just slightly off.

Oh, we'll be famous!
We'll be huge!

You can write articles about us
In the yale daily news.

Yeah.
You can say
Things like,

We're the hottest thing
To come out of norway since...

What came
Out of norway?

Olivia:
We got the vikings,

Edvard munch,
And that's all I got.

I mean, you still
Have an in at the
Newspaper, right?

Sure she does.

It's like once you're president,
You're president forever,

Unless you get
Assassinated.

Actually, it's good rory's
Not editor anymore.

More time to be
In "The forbidden fjords."

Wait. We need
To discuss the name.

Rory, where are you
On "The forbidden fjords"?

Lucy: oh, my god.
Rory, are you okay?

I'm fine.

Do you hate
Your hair?'cause you
Can change it.

No, no, no,
I love my hair.

It's -- it's nothing.
It's stupid.

It's not nothing.
What is it?

[ crying ] Everything
Is just...Ending.

I just feel like everything
Is gonna be over.

I'm done at the paper.

Soon I'm gonna be done
At yale,

And it's just like
I'm standing on this cliff,

Looking out
Into this huge, foggy...

Abyss?

...Like, a huge,
Foggy abyss,

And in my whole life,
There's never been an abyss.

It's been abyssless.

I've always known exactly
What is in front of me,

And I've always known
Exactly where I'm going,

And now...I don't know
What's out there.

Besides fog.

A ton of fog,

And I hate not knowing
What is out there.

I mean, what's going
To happen to my career

And my relationship with logan
And the rest of my life?

Rory...

I'm so sorry,
I don't mean to...

Drag everything down.

I so know
What you're talking about.
Totally!

Really?
Are you kidding?

Once I move that tassel
To the other side,

I have no idea
What the hell I'm gonna do.

I mean,
Besides that fbi gig.

I'm an art major --

Not like that's an
Obvious road sign to
The rest of my life.

I can't believe you guys
Worry about this.

I mean,
You're so carpe diem-ish.

How could you not be
Worried about it?

Everywhere you turn,

Someone's talking
About their brilliant
Plans for next year.

Even our friends
That were laid-back --

English majors,
Philosophy majors --

They're talking about
Becoming investment bankers.

When
Did that happen?
Traitors.

The other day, somebody used the
Phrase "Negative amortization."

What the hell
Is that?!

[ sighs ]

I have no idea
What I'm doing.

Maybe I should be applying
To grad schools.

I mean...

Journalism school
Or law school.

Maybe I should
Go to law school.

Dude, you don't want
To go to law school.

I so don't want
To go to law school.

You're amazing.

No, you are.

Don't start a fight
With me.

I'm trying
To say thank you.
You're welcome.

I mean, this is ridiculous.
This is incredible.

Here we are
Just finishing dinner,

And the sun is coming up and
People are just going to work.

I mean,
It's just all so unreal.

I feel like any minute the
Waiters could break into song.

Well, if you want...

What?

I'm just so happy.

Yeah?
Yeah.

I don't ever want
To leave paris.

I know.

I don't want it
To be over,

I don't want it to end.

It doesn't have to end.

When we get back
To stars hollow,

We can sleep all day and wander
The town in the night, and...

That stuff we did
Back in the hotel room --

We can definitely do that
Back in stars hollow.

Are you saying
We'll always have paris?

I'm saying
I love you, lorelai.

I love you, too.

And, lor?
What?

Remember when I told
You that I would wait
Till we were both 80

For you
To figure out us?

U-us?

You and me?

Right.

I don't want to wait.

Chris...

I mean it.

But don't you think it's --
It's too soon?

No.

We've only been dating
A few months.

Try 25 years.
I know,
But you know what I mean.

So it's taken us this long
To work it out,

To figure it out,
But we're here now.

We're finally ready.
Let's do it right here in paris.

No, n-not here.

Why not?
Well, rory...

Rory?
Rory will be thrilled.

Honey, I love you,
I really do, but...

I think we should wait.

Come on, lor.

We love each other.
We belong together.

What do you say?

Marry me.

But those are cool
Names, and whenever
We call for "Marco,"

Polo would answer
With his name,

So we'd always know
Where he was.
No.

We don't even know
If they're going to be boys.

Mama!
This place is
A death trap!

We must think
Like a baby.

Anything that can be grabbed
With little baby hands

Must be put up high
Or locked away in cupboards.

How'd she get in?

Who couldn't get in?

Hiding a key
Under the mat

Is like hosting
A burglars-only open house.

We're gonna baby-proof
The apartment,

But we've
Still got months.

Of course, the drum kit
Has to go into storage,

And you must throw away
All of these.
My guitar picks?

To you,
They are guitar picks.

To a baby, they are candy
Waiting to be choked on.

That's true. One time,
I was tuning to an open "E"

And holding a pick
Between my teeth,

And brian made this really funny
Sound, and I snorted a laugh,

So the pick went shooting
To the back of my throat.

Mama, did you
Shop for us?

Yes, and I will cook dinner as
Soon as I am finished unpacking.

Unpacking?
My things.

You are adults now.

You should raise your children
In your own home.

It would be wrong for you
To move in with me,

So I will move in
With you.

Cool?

Um...

Mama?

Where's brian?

Don't worry about brian.
Brian is fine.

Um, could you please pass
The bulgogi?

Lucy: french fries.
Definitely french fries.

Even if I haven't
Even gone within
A mile of one...

Always smell like french fries
After a road trip.

Smell like?
Feel like.

A thin layer of vegetable grease
All over me.

[ door unlocks ]

Boyfriend!
Man: hey!

I think
Boyfriend's here.
You think?

Mmm!

Once we saw the hair,
It was obvious -- girl band.

Rory has
The most awesome house.

You have to meet rory.

Rory...
This is boyfriend.

Oh! I --

Actually, it's marty.
Nice to meet you.

You too.

Olivia: okay...

I got to show you the dresses
For our norwegian band.

So perfect.
Go get yours.

You're going to be,
Like, "We have to
Wear these dresses."

What's going on?
What do you mean?

Um...Why did you just pretend
Like you didn't know me?

Oh...

I just thought
It would be weird.

Weird?

That we were friends?
Why?

Well, what's the difference?
I mean, it's not important.

But...

Yeah, but we used to hang out
All the time.

Ta-da!

Give it up for
The forbidden fjords!

Lucy: aren't
These perfect?
They are.
They're perfect.

Two halloweens ago,
Lucy and I went to a party

As "And dawn,"
Without tony orlando.

Do you like me
In this dress?

You look nice and shiny.
Goes great with your hair.

Thank you.
Was I right?

Doesn't boyfriend
Have unreal hair?
He does.

So, the road trip --

The town where rory
Grew up is, like, your
Perfect small town.

You expect professor
Harold hill to move there

And sucker everyone
Into buying band instruments.

It's, like, ideal,
But not scary,

"A serial killer
Lives next-door" ideal.

4-h club ideal.

[ keys jingle ]

[ exhales sharply ]

[ keys drop ]

Bonsoir, house.

Feels good
To be home, huh?

So good.

It's funny when you go away,
Even on a short trip...

Everything looks a little
Different when you get back.

Yep.

Of course, now I'm seeing it
With a french perspective.

How's it look
In french?

American and dusty.

I'm gonna go get the rest
Of our stuff.

Welcome home,
Mrs. Hayden.

[ door opens, closes ]