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Previously
On "Gilmore girls"...

You haven't forgiven me.

What are you talking about?

For the girls I was with
When we were separated.

I said I forgive you.

Yeah, you said it,
But you haven't, though.

I'll be out of cellphone range
For a couple days.

I know.

I see you.

Logan's hurt.

They're airlifting him
To a hospital in new york.

You can trust me that
There will be no contact

Between you and luke's daughter
Anytime soon.

What does that mean?
It means that
I don't even see her.

Luke and I have
An arrangement.

Lorelai:
This is the first one of rory's
Friends to get married.

You know,
Rory could be next.

Okay, met april, took a picture
Together like you're pals.

I swear, mom, it was
A crazy coincidence.

I'm not getting married.

No, it ain't for me.
It's not the cards.

Hey, do you know what date
I'm not getting married?

June 3rd.

Who else here had eight shots
Of tequila? Anybody?

All right, calamity jane,
Let's get you to bed.

No, luke, it's fine.
I'm glad you called.

[ sighs ]

Uh-huh.

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

Is there something long and
Sharp sticking out of my head?

No.
I want there to be.

There's an effect.
I need a cause.

The cause was 10 giant shots
Of tequila, sweetie.

It makes me woozy
Just hearing that.

That's the price you pay for
Being the hit of lane's wedding.

Hit?
I was a raving lunatic.

And that toast --
[ pan bangs ]

Oh, my god!
Loudest sound ever.

Don't worry
About the toast.

And you weren't a lunatic.
You were a character.

What is stars hollow if not
A haven for colorful characters?

You're not up there with stevie
The pantsless santa claus

Or jojo the cow whisperer,
But you made some strides.

Is this supposed to be
A consolation?

[ pan bangs ]
That's twice
In 20 seconds, fred.

I've seen you wasted before
But never like this.

We had you guzzling coffee,

But coffee was making you
Energetically wasted.

I should borrow
The reception video

To see what a fool
I made out of myself.

And check out
Your audition.
My what?

[ pan bangs ]
You want a piece of me,
Omelet boy?

Why don't you let the vegetables
Simmer for a while?

I'll look after them.

Sure, sookie.

Sorry, fred.
I'm not myself this morning.

So, now, what did I do
In front of the camera?

When you spotted
The videographer,

You got suddenly
Very excited

To film your audition tape
For "America's next top model."

Oh, my god!
I thought that was a dream.
It wasn't.

The posing, the strutting,
The inappropriate gyrating?

All caught on video

And several of zach's buddie''
Camera phones.

Why didn't you stop me?

We all tried,
But you were on a mission.

You kept saying, "I'm not here
To make friends. I want to win."

And then after that --

There's an "After that"?

You tried to start
A limbo contest, a poker game,

And a secret club
For supercool party people only.

None of those really took off,
Especially the limbo,

Considering your choice
Of limbo stick

Was zach's
Great-uncle's cane.

Oh, yeah, is he okay?

He stumbled,
But we caught him. He's fine.

So, is that all? Anything else
I need to know about?

Nope,
After you crowned yourself

Arm-wrestling champion
Of the world,

Christopher and rory scooped
You up and got you home.

He got you in bed okay?
Christopher? Yeah.
He and rory.

He's very "Knight in
Shining armor," very chivalrous.

That's him.

Is there anything else I did
That I need to know about?

I told you everything.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go and be nauseous
Out front for a while.

Excellent.

Supercool party people
Bid you supercool adieu!

That's how you were saying
Goodbye to people.

Super.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

Excuse me, I'm looking
For logan huntzberger.

Excuse me,
Can you help me find logan --

Sorry,
This isn't my floor.

Excuse me, can someone here help
Me find logan huntzberger?

He was just transferred
Out of the I.C.U., room 713.

How is he?

Are you family?
I'm his girlfriend.

All I can tell you is that
He's not conscious right now

And that he's in serious
But stable condition.

What does that mean,
"Serious but stable"?
Just what it says.

Is it more serious or stable?
Which way is it leaning?

I can only release more
Information to family members.

But I'm his girlfriend.
We've been together a long time.

It's not a casual thing.
We live together.

Sorry.

Woman on p.A.:
Dr. Morris, dial 182, please.

Dr. Morris, please dial...

How is he?
Is he okay?

Scuttlebutt is
He's not dead.

The man
Is indestructible.

Dives headfirst
Off the cliffs of caldera,

Instantly spins
Out of control.

Gets totally disoriented,
Barely gets his chute open.

Bounces off every rock
And crag in the park.

Yet still manages
To stick the landing.
We gave him a 9.7.

Had to deduct .3 for all
The screaming and bleeding.

What about his family?

Honor is on her honeymoon
In mykonos, trying to get back,

And logan's mom
Checked herself

Into some sort of spa in arizona
The moment she heard.

When the going gets tough,
The tough get hot-rock massages.

What about mitchum?

We left word
But haven't heard anything.

But we've come up
With a plan

To get around the whole "Family
Only gets information" thing.

We're adopting him.
What?

Logan will make
A fine son.

Of course,
First we must be married.

Naturally, darling.
I'm very old-fashioned.

And even then, adopting as
A gay couple is never easy.

We just want to
Give love.

Oh, finn.
Oh, buttercup.

What the hell is wrong
With you two?

Your best friend is lying
Unconscious in a hospital,

And you don't even care.

Why the hell aren't you two
Lying unconscious in there, huh?

You don't care,

Because if you did,
You wouldn't be like this.

You're supposed to watch out
For each other

On these stupid trips
Of yours.

But no, everything's a big joke.
Everything's hilarious.

You're useless.
Just go home.

Both of you, go home.
I can't stand to look at you.

Hi.
Hello.

I'm rory gilmore.
I'm his girlfriend.

I'm dr. Schultz.

How is he?
Is he gonna be okay?

I'm sorry, but I really
Can't get into the specifics.

Well, he's out of the I.C.U.,
So that's good, right?

They wouldn't have
Moved him up here

Unless he was recovering.

Sorry, really.

But he's had surgery, right?
Does he need more surgery?

Because I can donate blood
If you want.

Miss.

You can't tell me anything
About what he has

Or what you've done
Or what's wrong -- anything?

I'm sorry.
It's hospital policy.

We're doing
Everything we can.

Okay.

* a million hearts,
A million minds *

* have lived and died
In 40 years *

* prayed for yourself
And for your memories *

* be thankful
We've had 40 years *

[ harmonica plays ]

* we've had 40 years

* we've had 40 years

* we've had 40 years

I will get that for you.

Caesar, why am I still
Finding bananas in the fridge?

You wanted me to take all
The bananas out of the fridge?

When I said,
"Remove the bananas,"

I was referring
To all the bananas.

Otherwise, I would have said
"Some of the bananas."

Hmm.
What?

It's just that
While I was running the place,

That was one of
My innovations -- cold bananas.

People really love them.
I highly doubt that.
And get rid of those scones.

That's something else I wanted
To talk to you about, luke.

What?
Your attitude.

While I was running
The place,

People really responded
To my sunny demeanor.

Customers find you
Cold and distant.

Service with a smile --
It's a cliché for a reason.

Look, caesar,
I don't want to improve things,

And I don't want to stop
Being cold to customers.

I want you to keep my damn
Bananas out of the damn fridge,

And I want to keep
My damn doughnuts

In the damn doughnut case.

Of course, luke.
Thank you.

Customers don't care for
Gratuitous profanity, either.

Ahh.
Thank god, someone sane.

Hello, weary traveler.

It's good to be back.

You look older, wiser.

Well, I did spend
A lot of time

Squinting
At historical documents.

That's what it is --
Constitution face.

I brought you something.

Oh, did you steal me
The constitution?

'cause that could be the start
Of a really dumb movie.

It's from amish country.

These little amish girls
Handmake them.

Oh, it's adorable.

Look, patty,
An amish voodoo doll.

I love it.

Hey, luke, I'm still waiting
On my cold banana.

We don't serve
Cold bananas.

It's not a voodoo doll.

The amish don't put faces
On their dolls or pins in them.

Oh, well,
It's my doll now.

What the amish don't know
Won't hurt them.

Unless, of course,
I want to hurt them.

It's yours to do with
What you will.

You seem surprisingly rested
After all you've been through.

The kids were okay.

They seemed to like me,
Unless they were all lying.

Kids never lie.

And april and I finally
Got into a good rhythm.

She was tolerating me
Pretty good.

It's her birthday tomorrow,
And I'm throwing her a party.

You're kidding.
How did that happen?

I was dropping her off
This morning,

And her mom
Mentioned to me

That she was taking her to her
Grandmother's to celebrate,

And she couldn't swing
A party here with her friends,

So I figured
I know her friends now.

I got a great place
To hold a party.

Yeah, where?
Here.

So, anyhow, there you go.

Look at you,
Diving into fatherhood.
I'm doing my best.

So, tomorrow, huh?
You prepared for all that?

Sure. Why?

If you need a consultant,

I have thrown some rockin'
Preteen parties in my time.

Of course,
I didn't have a deep fryer.

I think I can handle it.
I'll put up some decorations.

I've ordered some balloons.
I got a great cake place.

All good.

I'm just saying that rory's
Birthday scavenger hunt of 1998

Is still talked about
In hushed, reverent tones.

Is that the one where all
The kids ended up at taylor's

At 11:00 at night stealing stuff
Out of his fridge?

Shh!
Hushed, reverent tones.

I've got it all under control.
Excuse me.

What can I get you, kirk?

How about a steaming cup
Of chicory coffee?

It's not on the menu,
Kirk.

I know.
It's on the sign.

That's a mistake.

Well, now all I can think about
Is chicory coffee.

I'm very susceptible
To signage.

Well, come back when
You're susceptible to
Ordering off the menu.

You want anything?

How about a nice plate
Of chicken fingers?

Oh.

Why don't I start you off
With some coffee, hmm?

Uh, no, thanks.
I'm kind of coffee'd out.

Oh, right.
Battling the hangover.

Oh.
Did I mention my hangover?

No, patty filled me in,
You know.

The tequila shots,
You taking the mike.

Taking the mike.
Uh, yeah.

I, um -- I really didn't know
What I was saying --

Just empty, meaningless words
Tumbling out of my mouth.

I hear you really
Belted it out.

Belted it out?

"Endless love."

The song, honey.

Ohh...Yeah.

[ laughing ] Oh, yes.

I really belted it out.

Is there any other way
To sing "Endless love"?

If you're not gonna
Really belt it out,

You might as well
Stay in your seat.

She sang it beautifully.

Everybody does
Embarrassing stuff at weddings.

Yeah, right, true.
Be right back.

Okay, I've already gotten
To the whole town,

And they're all telling
The "Endless love" story.

He'll never know.

Thanks.
I owe you, patty.

Honey, please.

I've given more drunken toasts
Than colin farrell.

You owe me nothing.
Thanks, patty.

That luke.

It may take a mule team,

But you're getting him
To the altar someday.

Yeah, someday.

[ sighs ]

Woman on p.A.: dr. Valentino
To the o.R., please.

[ telephone rings ]

What?
Paris?

Larry summers is right,
Rory.

Our university system
Is crumbling.

I just found out my microbiology
Final is an open-book exam.

Can you believe that?

Why not just have our professors
Take it for us?

Or better yet, they can
Just hand us our diplomas

The moment we step on campus
Freshman year,

Along with some
Government cheese, a bong,

And a t-shirt that says
"Hard work is for suckers."

Paris, I'm at the hospital
With logan.
What happened?

He and his buddies went on some
Life and death brigade trip,

And they parachuted off a cliff
In costa rica,

And he had
A really bad fall.

Is he okay?
I don't know.

He's out of the I.C.U.,
So I guess that's a good thing.

They said he's in serious
But stable condition,

But they won't tell me anything
Else because I'm not family.

Is he breathing
On his own?

Yeah --
I mean, I think so.

What's his pallor?
Is he peaked?

Was there
Internal bleeding?
I have no idea.

I quickly scribbled down
Some things off his chart.

Maybe you can make
Some sense of it.

I don't know
How to read charts yet.

I can tell you everything
About the difference

Between recessive and dominant
Eye-color genes in fruit flies,

But god forbid I learn
How to read a chart

Before I'm a fourth-year
Surgical resident.

Great.
What hospital is he in?

Columbia-presbyterian,
Manhattan.

Who's the attending?

They're not gonna release
Information to nonfamily.

Just give me the name.
Dr. Schultz.

I'll call you right back.

Please!

That language is certainly
Not necessary!

Hold on.

It's about
Logan huntzberger.

This is dr. Schultz.

No, that's not possible.

Well, you wouldn't do that.

Listen, miss -- fine.

Paging dr. Bender.

Paging dr. Bender, please.

[ cellphone rings ]

Hello?

He was bleeding internally
When they brought him in,

And they were worried about
The oxygen levels in his blood,

But he's stabilized now,
And they're back up to normal,

So that's no longer
A concern.

He was also running
A high fever,

So they put him on mondo doses
Of intravenous antibiotics.

He has a partially
Collapsed lung...
Oh, my god!

...Six broken ribs,
A broken ankle,

Torn cartilage in both knees,
And a severe concussion.

He had surgery for the lung,
And that went well.

They did a thoracoscopy,

Which is a couple of small
Incisions in the chest.

Then they put a tube
Into the lung

To drain the fluid
So the lung can re-expand.

That's way less invasive
Than a thoracotomy.

For that one, they have to
Butterfly you like a shrimp.

So, what does this mean?

It means he's out
Of immediate danger.

They expect him
To make a full recovery.

Really?

Like a full recovery, like
He's going to recover fully?

That's what
The doctor told me.

He won't be running,
Dancing,

Or jumping off a cliff
Anytime soon,

But, yeah,
He should be fine.

He's a very lucky guy.
Those guys are idiots.

Thank you so much for this.
Really, paris, thank you.

It was fun.
Anything else?

No, I feel a lot better.

Call me if you need
Anything else.

[ telephone beeps ]

So, you all shopped out?

I got a couple more stores
In me.

You would make the best sherpa
And the hottest.

You could move to nepal,
Open your own hot-sherpa shop,

And make a fortune.

This is fun for me.

I like to think I have
Some influence on what you buy.

You do?
I don't?

No.
Yes, I do.

No, you don't.

But you're always asking
My opinion.

Yeah,
But it's the way I ask.

"Isn't this adorable?"
Or "This isn't right, right?"

I put your answer
Right there in the question.

Oh.

I will say,
I do always like to buy

One thing that you like
That I don't

'cause I know it makes you
Happy, like that blouse.

I thought you liked that.

Not really, but I liked how much
You liked it, so I bought it.

Huh.

And I will wear it because
I know that every time I do,

You'll notice
And appreciate it,

And that will make me feel
So good.

And then because
I feel so good,

I'll start wearing it
More and more,

And I'll eventually
Really grow to like it,

And I'll forget that I didn't
Like it in the first place.

Holy crap, you've picked out
All my favorite clothes.

I knew it.

What do you think
Of that?

What?
The toiletry kit.

What? And throw away
The 5-year-old dixie cup

You use to hold
Your toothbrush?

I mean as a birthday present
For april.

April who?
Come on, it's cute.

Um, yeah. I don't think
It's quite right.

It's girly.
It's got cats on it.

Oh, well,
If it's got cats on it --
April likes cats.

Yeah, but it's a toiletry kit.
It's so hygienic.

I saw her use soap
On the trip.

Did you see her
Tie her shoelaces?

'cause you could get her
Shoelaces.

I think she'll like it.
Luke, it's weird.

It says, "Happy birthday --
Now go clean yourself up."

If she doesn't like it,
I'll get her a follow-up gift.

Why not just get her
The perfect gift right up front?

Why couldn't that be
The perfect gift?

I know girls.
It's not the right gift.

Hey, there's a store
A few blocks down

That has great stuff.

I could show you 50 things
I know she'd like.

Some of them
May even have cats on them.

I think
I'm gonna get that.
I can really help you here.

I know you're an expert,
But I need to do this.

Then do it. I'm just saying,
Let me be part of it.

No.

Why?

Because it's too soon.

Why is it too soon?

Because the minute
You get involved in her life,

It'll be all over
For me.

What?
That's ridiculous.

No, it's not ridiculous.

You're colorful
And funny.

You're practically
A cartoon character.

Kids love you.

I wouldn't hang out with me
Either after meeting you.

She'll like you better.
That is just a fact.

No, you're her dad.

Yes, I am her dad, and this is
The way I want it to be.

I'll be
A couple of minutes.

I'll be right here.

So you have my cellphone
If there's any problems?

I've got your cell number,
Your store number,

Your store fax number,
Your home number.

You are 100% reachable.

And, hey, thanks again
For letting me do this.

Oh, please.
She's excited about this.

Plus, your chaperoning
Got rave reviews.

Really?

April said you were the
Least-embarrassing parent.

That's good, right?

It's a rave.
Her friends call you hagrid.

Really? Hagrid. Wow.
I don't know what that means.

He's a character
From "Harry potter" --

Very big, very hairy,
Very lovable.

It's a huge compliment.

I will take your word
For it.

So, I'm gonna go now.

Have fun, and I'll talk to you
Later tonight.

I'm going, april.
Yeah, yeah, bye, mom.

That was from the heart.
Totally.

Bye again.

And the diner
Looks really great.

I was here when you opened it,
Remember?

I remember.

Bye.

Okay, can I get everyone's
Attention for a moment here?

Just go ahead
And pull your chairs around

So everyone can see me.

Is this a game?

No, no games right now.
Just gather.

All right, I'm luke.
Some of you know me.

I'm april's dad.

[ cheers and applause ]

So, um, before we get
The party started,

I just wanted to lay down
Some ground rules --

Some simple dos and don'ts --

So that everybody has a good
Time and goes home in one piece.

Okay.
[ clears throat ]

So, this is the party area.

You are to remain
In the party area at all times.

The kitchen
Is strictly off limits.

Under no circumstances
Are you to enter the kitchen.

It's incredibly dangerous
Back there.

One turn of the wrong dial,
You could burn your face off.

And I've got so many knives
Back there,

You so much as trip,
You could lose an arm.

You could chop off fingers.
You could poke out an eye.

And do not go upstairs.

That is not part
Of the party area.

Everyone must remain
In the party area at all times.

And finally, do not go outside.

I will not give anybody
Permission to go outside, okay?

Are we clear?

All right.

Yes, sir.

Then that's all I've got.
So have fun.

Uh-huh.

Is he serious?

Is that our website?
It is.

What happened to it?

I made some modifications.

It's just
A big picture of you.

I figured since I'm the one
Who put the website together

And I'm the one continuously
Updating the website,

Then I should be featured
Prominently on the website.

Featured? Sure.

But where's the inn?
All I see is your face.

Aha!

If you want to hear about
The inn, you click on my mouth.

And if you want pictures
Of the inn,

You click on my eyes.

And if you want to post
Something about the inn,

You click on my ears.

Clever, no?

You want to argue
About this now or later?

Later.
I'm having too much fun.

[ cellphone rings ]

Hello.
Rory: it's me.

Hey, how is he?

Well, I'm told he's going to be
Fine, but he looks awful,

And he's been unconscious
The whole time I've been here.

What happened?

He basically
Jumped off a cliff,

And his parachute
Barely opened.

He has six broken ribs,
A collapsed lung,

A broken ankle,
Contusions over 1/3 of his body,

And a concussion.

Who else is there?
What other family?

Colin and finn were here,
But none of his family's here.

How did you get
All that information?

Paris.
God love her.

I'm sorry I didn't call sooner.
I've just been so overwhelmed.

I'm just glad
To hear from you.

Is there anything I can do,
Anything you need?

It's been a while since
I've sent out a care package.

You could be up to your eyeballs
In mad libs,

Silly string,
Malted milk balls.

No, I'm good.

Colin and finn
Went back to new haven

To get some stuff for me.

I'm just gonna hang out here
For a while.

Logan is awake
If you want to see him.

Mom, logan's awake.

Call me if there's anything
You need.

Bye.

[ cellphone beeps ]

Woman on p.A.:
Dr. Morris, dial 102, please.

Hey.

Hey.

You're awake.

Or hallucinating --
Pretty good hallucination.

Oh, you're awake.

I must look like crap.

Now I know why you never
Let me see you without makeup.

I guess maybe base jumping
With very little preparation

Wasn't the hottest idea.

You're gonna make
A full recovery.

Robocop made a full recovery.
Look where that led him.

This is the best hospital
In the city,

And the best hospital
In new york city

Is basically the best hospital
In the country,

And that's basically
The best hospital in the world,

So all in all, you're in
The best place you could be,

All things considered.

[ groans ]

What do you think you're doing?
Lay down.

[ sighs ]
I'm really sorry about this.

It's okay.

No, it's not okay.
I was showing off.

I knew it wasn't safe
From that cliff.

I was so drunk, I was lucky
I pulled my chute at all.

You're going to be fine,

And I will be here as long
As you want me to be.

I've located the gift shop
And the good cafeteria --

"Good" being a relative term --
And the maternity ward,

In case I want to play
A little practical joke,

Swap the newborns around.

What about the paper,
School?

I have my laptop. I can stay
On top of my schoolwork.

And bill can run the paper
For a while.

I don't want you
To miss too many classes.

Shh.
Logan, just relax.

Get some rest.
I'll be here.

I'm glad.

So, how we doing?
We having fun?

Yeah.

Marcia,
You have to discard.

I know, but you only need
One card,

And I don't want to
Give it to you.

What makes you think
I only need one card?

You pick up a card and discard
Like every half-second.

Well, it's my birthday.

Why don't you just give me
The stupid card I want?

Hey, how do you think
The temperature is?

It's fine, I guess.

Are you cold?
Maybe it's too cold in here.

How many people are cold,
Huh?

Anyone too warm?

Okay, well, good to know.

Luke,
Can I go to the bathroom?

Of course.

You don't have to ask permission
To go to the bathroom.

But it's in the restricted area.
I could lose a finger.

Well, the bathroom is not
Part of the restricted area.

I didn't mean
To include that.

Does anyone else
Have to go to the bathroom?

Well, all right.
Well, let's line up, okay?

You can use the bathroom
One at a time.

Laura, you first.
Thank you.

Uh, I'll be right out.

I just have to check
On something in the back.

[ telephone rings ]

Dragonfly inn.

It's a disaster.
What?

The party --
It's a total disaster.

Why?

It's like a funeral hall
In there.

I didn't know 13-year-old girls
Could be so unhappy.

Where are you?
I don't hear anything.

I'm in the storage room.
I come in here and hide a lot.

Leaving them unsupervised?

Well, there's a peephole here
I can see out of.

You're peeping
At the girls?

I do not have time
For any weird jokes.

What are they doing?

Well,
April was playing cards.

Some of the others were reading
And playing video games.

At the moment,

They're all just waiting
To go to the bathroom.

You didn't plan
Any activities?

It's a birthday party.
I thought that was the activity.

Oh, luke.

Is it normal for kids

To fall asleep
At a birthday party?

Are you listening?
Yes.

Go upstairs
And get your clock radio.

Why, so we can watch
The minutes

Of the world's worst birthday
Party tick off one by one?

Bring it downstairs
And put on some music -- kc101.

I'll be right over.
You're coming here?

I have some things
To finish up,

And then I'll come over,
If it's okay?

Is it okay
That I come over?

Yes, lorelai, come!
Hurry!

I'll hurry.
Hurry faster.
They might start leaving.

Okay, bye.

Hey.

So, it got worse
After we hung up.

I forgot the radio part
Was broken,

And the buzzer alarm went off
At one point.

I think it's too late.
It's not too late.

I swear I heard the word
"Mutiny" bandied around.

It's not too late.
Let's get in there.

But where's the stuff?

What stuff?
The party stuff.

Oh, my god, I left
The circus elephants in my car,

And I didn't crack
A window.

Where's the party stuff?
Follow my lead.

Hey, everybody.
I'm lorelai gilmore.

Thank you so much
For your patience.

I'm really glad you guys waited
To start the party

Until I got here.

Oh, um, that's okay,
Lorelai.

We didn't mind,
Right, girls?

Great. Okay, let's get
This party started.

Where's
The birthday girl?
Here.

April nardini,
Front and center.

You know,
I met you briefly.

You were filling
Salt and pepper shakers.

You were dressed in all black,
And you had really blue eyes.

They aren't
Quite as blue today.

These irises
Are all natural, baby.

All right, everybody,
Line up single file behind us.

We already went
To the bathroom.

Take the hand
Of the person in front of you

And the person
In back of you.

Luke, you pull up the rear.
I'll take the lead.

What is this?
Just follow me,
Everybody.

No matter what,
Do not let go of either hand.

We're not allowed
To go outside.
Or in the kitchen.

Or anywhere else.

What?

You are now, girls.
We got new rules.

Should we bring
Our stuff?

No, leave it.
We'll be back.

Everybody try to walk
At the same pace.

You step on somebody's heels,
You could break an ankle.

And watch out for the traffic --
Not just cars, but bikes.

People in this town ride
Their bikes like maniacs.

Luke!
Sorry.

Oh, check for traffic.
Always check. And go!

Where are we going?
No idea!

Serpentine, girls,
Serpentine.

Luke: is this wise
To serpentine?

No!

[ giggling ]

Hi, lorelai.

Hi.

Hey, girls.

I'd like you to meet
The birthday girl.

Hi, april.

Happy birthday.
Hello.

You are adorable.

I want you each to take a basket
And fill it up.

I want you to pick
Anything you want

Because today
We're getting makeovers.

[ screaming ]

These two ladies are here
To help you in any way you need.

That's alison and leslie.

On your mark,
Get set, and shop!

[ giggling ]

You're a genius.
13-year-old girls
And makeup --

It's like betting
On secretariat.

Never in a million years
Would I have thought of this.

That's why I'm the yin
To your yang,

The emack to your bolio.

Hey, who wants
Hot-pink highlights?

Oh, me!

I hate that you're cutting
Your honeymoon short.

With mom flaking out, I don't
Want to be here anymore.

We've got seats
On a flight tonight,

But it's got
A 5-hour layover,

So we're trying to find
Something more direct.

We should be there
Sometime tomorrow night.

Okay. So, have you heard
Anything more from your dad?

Yeah,
I just talked to him.

Is he coming down here?
Nope.

He's out of town, too?

No, he's home.
He's just not coming.

It's the life and death brigade
Thing.

He's very against it.

But he was in
The life and death brigade.

Yes, but he feels that he knew
When to grow up

And accept responsibility
And that logan doesn't.

He wanted his precious boy
Done with that by now,

So he's boycotting.

He's boycotting
His injured son?

Logan had
Emergency surgery.

Hypocrisy runs very deep
In the huntzberger family.

Anyhow, forget it. I'm sure
Logan isn't expecting him.

So, I'll call later when I have
More flight information.

Okay, bye.

Woman on p.A.:
Dr. Davis, telephone, please.

Dr. Davis, telephone, please.

Mitchum huntzberger?

Yes, it's rory gilmore.

I just thought I'd call
And remind you

That logan is lying
In a hospital bed

With a partially collapsed lung
And a whole host

Of other potentially
Life-threatening injuries.

And I'm figuring a guy like you,

Surrounded by nothing but
A bunch of terrified sycophants

Might not have have someone
In his life

With the guts to tell him
What an incredibly selfish,

Narcissistic ass he's being,
So I thought I'd jump on in.

Swallow your pride,
Get in your car,

And come down here
And see your son -- now!

That looks excellent.

[ gasps ]
Marcia, fabulous.

You look like
Sophia loren.

I was going
For vanessa minnillo on mtv.

Ah, I love her music.

She's a v.J.

I love her
Music-video introductions.

She's so smooth and classy.

Luke, more chips here.

Lorelai, check this out.

Ooh, cool.
Your eyes have eyes.

You could fall asleep
In class,

And no one would know.

April: lorelai.

Oh, april,
You look beautiful.

Leslie says I have
Excellent bone structure.

Well, I agree with her.

So it's not weird when someone
Compliments your skull?

A woman takes any compliment
That comes her way.

Did you do that glitter heart
On your cheek?

Happens to be my handiwork.
You want one?

Yes.
All right, sit.

What color
Would you like --

Pink, blue, purple,
Florescent green?

I'm obsessed with purple,
Probably because I'm obsessed

With "Harold
And the purple crayon."

I know I'm too old,

But it's still one of my
All-time-favorite books.

I'm too old for us weekly.
It never stopped me.

So, you have a daughter,
Right?

Yes -- rory.

That's good.
You'd be wasted on a son.

I'm gonna take that
As a compliment.

It is.
You remind me of my mom.

Is she handy
With the glitter?

She painted a mural on my wall
In nail polish one night.

That's cool.

I think you'd like her.

All right,
You're all done.

Thanks.

I love it.
Thanks, marcia.

She's loving
Her presents.

Okay,
How about this one?
It's from your dad.

You know,

You don't have to open up
All your presents right away.

You could maybe save a few
And open them tomorrow,

Sort of extend
The experience.

Bad idea, hagrid.

I don't want to extend
The experience.

Wait, is that my gift?

It says it's from luke.

The new "Way things work."
I was gonna get this.

And a gift certificate
To the discovery store.

Thanks, luke!

I love it!
Thank you so much!

You're welcome.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

You know what would really
Push this party over the top?

If we made it
Into a sleepover.

You've got sleeping bags
And blankets.

Plus,
I still got jess' bed.

Why don't you ask the
Birthday girl if she wants to?

April, come here a sec.
What's up?

How would you feel about
Making this a slumber party?

Really?

Do you guys
Want to sleep over?

That would be
Really cool.

First off, we got to call
All your parents

To see
If it's okay with them.

So, with that in mind,

Why don't we form a single-file
Line behind here to the phone?

[ cellphones beeping ]

Or you could use your own,
I guess.

[ sighs ]

So, I think
I'm gonna take off.

No, stay.
You got to stay.

It's a slumber party.
You're the slumber-party expert.

What does hagrid know
About slumber parties?

Would it be weird,
The two of us sleeping together?

You and the girls
Can sleep upstairs.

Are you sure?

Absolutely. You have to stay.
April would want that.

Okay, I'll stay.

The movie's
All ready to go.

I just need it back for
The weinstein retirement party.

Mel weinstein's a nut
For john hughes movies.

All right, girls, um,

You're about to meet
Someone very special to me.

Her name is molly ringwald.

Now, I know you don't know
Who that is,

But suffice it to say, she is
My generation's audrey hepburn.

And I know you don't know
Who that is, either,

But trust me,
You're gonna love her.

And yes, that is the guy
From "Two and a half men."

All right, enjoy.

[ projector whirring ]

[ the psychedelic furs'
"Pretty in pink" plays ]

[ girls laughing ]

[ sighs ]

Girls: light as a feather,
Stiff as a board.

Light as a feather,
Stiff as a board.

Light as a feather,
Stiff as a board.

I forgot how much fun it
Could be just to put makeup on.

It's become so pragmatic,
Such drudgery.

It's like all we use it for now
Is to look better.

And why would the two of us
Ever need to look better?

Whatever happened to the
Questionably attractive glories

Of wet 'n' wild blue eye shadow
Or crimping irons?

Remember sun-in and aqua net
And bonne bell lip smackers?

I used to love
Bonne bell lip smackers.

Who doesn't love a lip gloss
That doubles as a necklace?

And they smelled
So great.

Except once, I had the
Chocolate-fudge-flavored one,

And in study hall,
Trevor fink ate the whole thing,

And then he threw it up

All over my copy
Of "The red badge of courage."

We all had a trevor fink
In our lives.

So, it sounds like
The party was great.

It was a great party
And a major breakthrough.

April's awesome.
I think she liked me.

I bet she loved you.
We bonded.

Hopefully, things will change
And I won't have to hide.

Good.

Luke just needed
That time and space.

And in hindsight,
I think it was good for him,

And I'm really glad
I let him have it.

You were
Incredibly patient.

I was --
Incredibly patient,

While at the same time
Incredibly impatient.

You're
A complicated woman.
I am, yes.

I try to deny it,
But there it is.

I'm kind of sad
I wasn't at the party.

I feel like I missed out.

I thought you might,
So I brought you some leftovers.

Bonne bell lip smackers,
Anyone?

No!

I've got original,
Glitter gloss,

Grape crush,
And dr. Pepper.

I feel like
I'm 15 again.

Jackson's so getting
Under my bra tonight.

Oh, my god!

Luke, there's some glitter
On my pancakes.

Sorry about that.
Let me fix that up for you.

Wasn't any glitter
When I was running the place.

And cut up one of those
Cold bananas, will you?

Excuse me,
Is luke around?

Yeah, he's here.
He's always here.

Hey, anna, how are you?

Can we talk in private?

Uh, sure. This way.

Caesar, I'm gonna take
A couple minutes.

Whatever.

So, what's up?

I can't believe
You did this.

You said you wanted to throw her
A party, luke -- you.

I did.

You had your girlfriend
Throw her a party --

A girlfriend
I've never even met.

This is not our agreement.

I did throw the party.
Lorelai was just helping out.

Helping out?

April said you spent
The night downstairs.

Well, I spent the night
In the storage room.

So when you were
In the storage room,

Your girlfriend was upstairs
With the girls.

Yeah.

How am I supposed to
Explain that

To the other girl''
Parents?

How am I supposed to
Tell them

That I left their kids
All alone

With a woman
I've never even met?

I'm sorry. I didn't think
That it was gonna cause --

If I can't trust you,
Luke,

This arrangement
Is not gonna work.

April is not a sweater
That you're borrowing.

She's my kid.

I have to know where she is
And who she's with always.

I'm sorry.
You can trust me, I swear.

You know what?

I am too mad.
I can't even look at you.

Anna.

Woman on p.A.:
Dr. Blair, dr. Blair.

Dr. Jay hamilton,
Dr. Jay hamilton.

Luke: hello!

Kitchen!

Thank god.
I am so nutrition-deprived.

All I've eaten in the last two
Days is cake, candy, cookies,

And about 10 pounds
Of flavored lip gloss.

Well, then, let's eat.

Do you want to be civilized
And eat off plates

Or just right out
Of the containers?

I know you don't approve,

But I think there is
Some sort of origami thing

Happening
With these containers

That makes the food
Taste better in them.

It's like feng shui
For noodles.

I'm not just saying that because
I don't want any cleanup.

That's only part of it.

Out of the containers
Is fine.
Righteous.

[ sighs ]

You okay?

Anna came by the diner.

Why? What's up?

She's mad.
She's really mad.

What about?
The party.

Well,
The party was a smash.

She says
She feels betrayed

Because I let you throw april
A birthday party

Even though
She's never met you.

You were there the whole time.
We both threw the party.

I told her that, but I left you
Alone with them all night

And didn't clear it
With her first.

She's really mad
About that.

It's not your fault.
I should have seen this coming.

I was stupid.
I didn't think it through.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, me too.

I brought some beer,
But I left it in the truck.

Be right back.

[ door opens ]

Hey.

So, my dad just left.
I saw.

I still can't believe it.
He actually visited.

He was only moderately hostile,
Slightly condescending,

And no more self-centered
Than usual.

It's good that he came.
Good for him.

Are you feeling
Any better?
I am.

It could have
Something to do

With the 27 medications
They have me jacked up on.

I checked with the doctor.

It's mostly cough syrup
And baby aspirin.

What's wrong?
I'm feeling better.

What?

I'm sorry.

About what?
About letting you go
On this trip.

I was just so busy
Being mad at you.

I didn't think I was trying
To punish you,

But I was trying
To punish you.

No, rory.

I should have stopped you.

A team of psychiatrists
With tranquilizer guns

Couldn't have stopped me.

I was going no matter what.

Do not feel guilty
About this.

I just sent you out that door.
I didn't even care.

I was so cold. I just --
I could have lost you.

You didn't lose me.

But I could have, though.

I'm the one screwing things up
With us here, not you.

I'm sorry you're
In the hospital right now.

I'm sorry
About all of this.

I don't what's going on with me,
But I'll get better, okay?

Things will calm down.

I just need you
To bear with me, okay?

Okay?

Okay.

Oh.

You okay there?

Sorry.

Spreadsheets --
The bane of my existence.

Combines my hatred
Of math

With my fear
Of little, tiny boxes.

Little, tiny boxes
Can be scary.

Unless, of course, they contain
Big diamond earrings.

I hear you.
Feel free to look around.

Have you been in here
Before?

No, first time.
It's lovely -- great stuff.

Thank you.

All the hanging clothes
Over there are 20% off --

Some of my favorite stuff,
But come march 1st,

I can't sell a sweater
To save my life.

Okay, I'll check it out.

You looking for anything
In particular?

Uh, yeah --
You, actually.

I'm lorelai gilmore.
I'm luke's fiancée.

Oh.

I wanted to apologize
For the party.

It was my fault.

It just wasn't exactly
What I was expecting.

I know, and I'm to blame
For that, not luke.

It wasn't his idea.

He was having a little trouble
Getting the party going,

And I may have thrown myself
Into it a little too much.

I just thought
That we should meet

So you could see you really
Have nothing to worry about.

She's a 13-year-old girl.

I always have something
To worry about.

Well, yeah, of course,
But I meant in regards to me.

Look, I'm sure
You're a great person.

I am.
I have references.

But I'm
A single mom here.

I can't play fast and loose with
The people in my kid's life.

I completely understand.
I'm a single mom myself.

Then you get it.

What if april decided
She likes you?

What if she becomes attached
To you?

What if you become her
Best friend in the entire world,

And then one day,
You just disappear?

Well,
That's not gonna happen.

You don't know that.

You can't guarantee that,
And I can't take that chance.

When it comes to my daughter,
I have to have rules --

Hard and fast rules.

I would never dream of violating
Any of those rules.

April never meets
Any man I date

Unless I've dated him
For years.

I totally get that.

Basically, until I'm ready
To get married again,

She doesn't meet
Any of the men I date.

For all she knows,
I'm a nun.

I went through a
Sister wendy phase myself once.

I want her
To have stability.

But luke and I --
We are engaged. We are stable.

Engaged isn't married.
People get engaged all the time.

Look, this is not something
Casual, luke and me.

This is not something we're
Rushing into, by any means.

This has been a long time
Coming -- a long time.

This is real.

I'm really happy for you,

But that doesn't change
Anything.

Luke just came
Into april's life.

I'm still nervous
About that.

He's not a kid guy,
Never has been,

And she's getting
Very attached.

I need to know
He's sticking around first.

And then, when you're married,
We'll deal with that then.

I'm not trying
To be a hardass here.

I don't know if my way
Is the right way.

I just have to go
With my gut.

This is how
I want to do it.

You said
You're a single mom.

I have a daughter,
Just like you.

You get where I'm coming from
At all?

I really do.

Anyway, thank you
For hearing me out.

Sure.
It's no problem.

Okay.

Hey.

If it makes you
Feel better,

She had a really great time
At that party.

I'm glad.