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Oh, sure.
Thanks.

Doyle: come in.

Hi. I'm sorry.
Do I have the wrong room?

I wouldn't know.

How delightful
To have my towels used

And then deposited in my hamper
With my dry clothes

To create a pungent,
Musty combo.

Hey, lorelai.
Good. I have
The right room.

This is rory's mother.

Lorelai.

I'm doyle,
Rory's editor.

And my lover.
Okay, well, super.

I don't think "Lover"
Is the correct term, paris.

Really? What is
The correct term, doyle?

At a later time, paris.

Doyle and I
Haven't defined

The social aspects
Of our relationship yet.

We're having sex
Three or four times a week,

So the sexual aspects
Are crystal-freaking-clear.

Paris, I beg you.

Is rory here?

I'm making you
Uncomfortable?
Yes.

No, I'm fine.

I'm so sorry -- I shouldn't be
Talking about love or sex,

Especially since you...

Since I...
Don't have any.

Rory, are you here?!

Rory: I'm just getting my coat.
Is paris out there?

She sure is.
Come on in.

Nice meeting you, doyle.
Nice meeting you, too.

Yes?

You look so hot
When you find me annoying.

Then I must be gisele bundchen
To you 24-7.

I thought she and doyle
Were indisposed.

Oh, no, plenty of disposal
Going on.

I notice you told paris
About my breakup.

I didn't tell her
On purpose.

It's very difficult to keep
Anything from paris.

She's in very close proximity,
And I swear she has dog ears.

I didn't mean to blab.

Things are starting to look up.
They think I'm a student.

They also think
You're polynesian

And potentially
Sexually undecided.

Still an improvement.

This was a good idea --
Having dinner.

It is friday night.
But friday-night dinner
Without eva and adolf -- lovely.

It's really not fair
Calling grandpa "Adolf."

No, no, that was grandma.

We're going.

Rory,
Are these your chips?

Yes, doyle.

Can I have some?
Knock yourself out.

Lorelai, if you decide
Your breakup is something

You want to talk about,
Please let me know.

And let me know before tuesday
'cause I'm doing a paper

About how women of a certain age
Cope with loneliness,

And I think you'd be
A great lead-off anecdote.

You can't take her.
She's trained in krav maga.

Damn it.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

So, where do
The cool kids sit?

This is yale.
There are no "Cool kid" tables.

Point out the cliques --

The geeks, the stoners,
The plastics.

Give me the scoop.

The scoop is that this is yale.
There are no cliques.

So you get to college and
Everybody just loves each other?

Yes.
It's haight-ashbury
All over again?

Except the tie-dye's done
By prada.

Hey, not that one.

See? That was
The clique table.

No, it's under
An air vent.

Seriously, grandma,
Buy a shawl.

One good cold can set you back
A month in studying.

In my mind, I heard
"Partying," but, okay.

Here's to our very own special
Friday-night dinner.

Hear, hear.
This stuff looks pretty good.

It is.
So, what's going on at home?

[ gasps ]
Big grapefruit shortage.

The hurricanes wiped them out,
And taylor is freaking out.

And patty and babette
Are organizing

Stars hollow's first
Botox party.

Are you invited?
Are you insinuating
I should be?

So, the hollow's low
On grapefruits?

And I'm doing costumes for
The elementary-school production

Of "Fiddler on the roof."

So, how are you doing?

[ chuckles ]
I'm doing fine.

How are you doing?

I am doing fine.
I swear, I'm getting better.

No word from luke?

Not waiting on word
From luke.

Anyhow, I'm fine.

Not that I'm over it,
But, little by little,

It's getting easier
To pretend it's easier,

Which means easier must be
Right around the corner.

I'm sure it is.

And I'm working on getting
Down a new routine.

I've settled on weston's
In the morning.

Decent coffee,
Excellent strudel.

So that's me.
How are you?

Well, I study,
Then study,

Then, after a little
Study break, I study.

Uh-huh.
How's logan?

He's been out of town,
So I haven't seen him.

And what else?

Mmm...

What?

I got an e-mail
From dad.

[ inhales sharply ]

Oh, you did?

Huh. When?

Monday.

Only two weeks after
The fact -- very speedy.

I'm sure he was nervous.

You don't need
To hide that from me.

I wasn't sure if you wanted
To hear about it.

It's part of moving on.
What did he say?

He wanted to give me
His side of the story.

Unless his side
Of the story includes

Having his long-lost evil twin
Lock him in the closet

And come to the wedding
In his place,

His side of the story
Doesn't exist.

He said it was
A misunderstanding.

He said he came
To celebrate

Grandma and grandpa's
Vow renewal.

And 'cause adolf
Told him to.

He says he likes luke.
He's proven that.

He just wants you
To be happy.
So he got me dumped.

And that the whole thing
Was just a misunderstanding.

The more he defends himself,
The more he needs to.

Do you think
Grandpa knew about it?

About christopher coming?

Do you think he planned it
With grandma?

No, honey, honestly,

The whole thing
Reeks of emily --

Not that I think
He would have discouraged it,

But I'm pretty sure she's
The one who poisoned the apple

And gave it to dopey
To bring to the party.

Oh, my god.

Never again.

Never,
Never again.

See? We are
At the cool table.

I'm telling you, if she
Throws up, you're golden.

You are so not starving
Here at yale.

My lips are frozen.

Look, while it might seem
A little eccentric

To eat ice cream
In 40-degree weather,

There are several advantages
To the concept.

For example, since it's cold
Out, the ice cream won't melt.

Therefore,
It'll last longer.

So then my lips will stay frozen
For double the amount of time.

[ gasps ]
I lost the feeling in my tongue.

I'm throwing
The ice cream out now.

Oh, my god.
It's frozen.

It's like a tongue-shaped
Ice cube, and it'll never thaw.

Why don't you shut your mouth
And let the heat stay inside.

That was hostile.

And useful.
Thank you.

Hey, isn't that
Your naked guy?

Marty, hey.

He's not my naked guy.

You don't want
A communal naked guy nowadays.

It's too sketchy.

Huh.

I guess he didn't hear about
You sitting at the cool table.

You guys rumbling?

No, we're just not
As close lately.

Aw, that's too bad.
He seems like a nice guy.

All right, honey,
Thank you for dinner.

You're leaving?
Yeah, I should get back.

You can come in and watch tv
For a while if you want.

You can even stay over if you
Don't feel like driving back.

Are there monsters
Under your bed again?

Look, miss nightingale,
I appreciate your concern,

And the offer to spend the night
Is much nicer

Than the suggestion
I shut my mouth, but I'm fine.

You sure?

Big girl.
It's still new.

Angel, I have
Been dumped before.
Not by luke.

No, not by luke,
But a dump is a dump.

The process
Is still the same.

Don't worry.
Mom's cool.

Oh, I know mom's cool.

'cause you heard
About the table?
Exactly.

I'll see you later.
Okay, bye.

Hey, I'm lorelai.
I'll be here every morning.

Okay, see you guys
Tomorrow.

Here we go --
Three coffees.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I only ordered one.

You said,
"Coffee, coffee, coffee."

No, see, I said,
"Coffee-coffee-coffee."

As in, I really need
"Coffee-coffee-coffee."

You know?
No.

"Coffee-coffee-coffee" is
A saying, like an exaggeration.

It's a funny,
Desperate cry for caffeine.

It's my thing, because everybody
Knows I drink a lot of coffee,

So the day can't start
Until I've had my jolt.

It's my bit.

It's not a particularly funny
Bit unless you know me. Then...

You know what?
Three coffees would be great.

What do I owe you?

I don't know what other words
I should use.

Perhaps I should talk slower

Or have a woman sit in a circle
Above my head,

Signing my words to you.

That would be fresher
Than you yelling at us.

Every time I hear you, I hear
My mother, see my mother...

Stop comparing me
To your mother.

Stop acting like her.

Anyhow, as I was saying --

"Pick up your socks!"

Hey!
Our editor's talking.

He's your boyfriend.

That has yet
To be determined.

You're feeling sassy.

It must be
My new glasses prescription.

I need you to hand in
A hard copy of your stories

In addition to filing them
Electronically.

Last week, we nearly missed
Our deadline.

How would that have looked?

Blank.
Glen!

Sorry, mom.

New system starts today.

I want all articles
In hard copy on my desk --

Where are you going?!

I'll be right back.

I'm talking.
And very well.

Gilmore?
I could be back by now.

Well, that's a manly sized
Cup of coffee.

Yeah, I, uh,
I worked late,

And I had a paper, and I didn't
Get a lot of sleep.

You never have to apologize
For a huge cup of coffee to me.

Right. I know.

So, you've been
Pretty busy lately?

Working a lot?
Studying a lot?

That's probably why I haven't
Seen you very much.

Yes, probably.

I miss you -- a lot.

Well, I'm sure you've been
A little busy yourself.

I guess.

Are you working
This weekend?
Uh, no.

Great. It's been ages since
We've had a good hangout night.

Oh. Well...
We could watch dvds.

I just got
The new marx brothers box set.

You love the marx brothers --
"Duck soup."

I don't know if I can --
I just said "Duck soup."

We could watch them all --
You know, start early,

Make a major marathon thing
Out of it.

We haven't done this
In a long time. Please?

Okay. Sounds good.

Really?
Oh, great.

Okay, so,
On saturday, 3:00-ish?

3:00-ish it is.

I have to get back, and you have
A lot of coffee to drink.

See you saturday.

Hey, luke, great boat
You got out there.

Oh, yeah, thanks, andrew.

Are you selling it, or is it
Some kind of seafood promotion?

I don't want
To talk about it!

Good thing you parked it
Right outside the diner, then.

What?

[ coughs ]
N-nothing.

Go on.
He's right over there.

Jeez!
Kid, don't just stand there.

You'll give me
A heart attack.

D'oy!

Mr. Danes?

Speak up, kid. We got
A height difference.

I need to ask you
Something.

Bathrooms are in the back.
They're for customers only.

You want to use the bathroom?
Well, what do you want?

What's he doing?

Don't worry. This always
Happens when he's terrified.

Bradley, would you like me
To tell him for you?

Okay. Luke...

Why is he doing that?

Oh, he's fine.
He doesn't look fine.

Luke. Luke.
Eyes on me.

Eyes on me.
Thank you.

I teach third grade
At the elementary school,

And our production of "Fiddler
On the roof" is on saturday.

And bradley here is in charge
Of set design, right, bradley?

So he just wanted
To come here and tell you

That he will need you at
The school tomorrow at 3:00.

And, please, bring
Your own tools, okay?

What are you
Talking about?

What do you mean he needs me
At the school tomorrow?

To do what?

To help build the sets.

I'm not gonna help
Build any sets.

I have a diner to run.

But lorelai signed you up
Weeks ago.
She did?

She signed you up
To build the sets,

And she signed herself up
To make the costumes.

Oh, I must have forgot
About that.

I know you two are having
A little trouble.

But I figured,
Since it was for the kids,

You'd still
Be willing to help.

Lorelai still making
The costumes?
Of course she is.

A lot of the parents
Are helping out with costumes,

Makeup, lighting, programs.

You've spoken to her, and she's
Gonna be making the costumes?

If it's gonna be too hard
For you, I totally --

No, it's fine.
I'll be there.

If other people are helping out,
I might as well.

It's for the kids.

So I'll see you tomorrow
At 3:00, right?

With your tools.
With my tools.

Thank you, luke.
The kids will be thrilled.

That's what matters, right?

Let's go, bradley.

I hope he's not late.

Oh, I hope so, too.

No more pork!

Finally, something to put
On our business cards.

I'm tired of it, I am out
Of interesting ways to serve it,

And I'm not buying it anymore --
I want another other white meat.

Mugsy raised the price
On you again, huh?

That pig-hoarding bastard.

Cut it out for a month.
I bet he comes around.

Ooh, what's in the bag?

And that is...?

A bag of santa beards.

Naturally.

I need 25 dark beards
For "Fiddler on the roof."

I drove to four different towns
And six different costume shops,

And this was
All I could find.

Apparently, lieberman's
The only jew in connecticut.

Can I borrow some tea? I thought
I'd use it to dye them.

Very clever.
Up on the shelf.

So, other than the great beard
Search, how was your morning?

Fine.
Yeah? Good.

So, what route did you take
To work today?

Main street to oak, then a sharp
Starboard turn at the marina

And four nautical miles
To the inn.

You saw it?
Oh, yeah.

I saw the back of the boat
Driving from weston's.

I saw the front of the boat
From the bank.

And then I went upstairs
To the post office,

And I got a nice aerial shot
Of the boat.

I can't believe luke did this.
What was he thinking?

When did he come get it?

Beats me.

I didn't notice it gone
When I left this morning.

Did he tell you
He was gonna take it?
Nope.

I think that stinks.
He's a jerk.

He can do what he wants.

Not if it's something mean.

I caused the situation
In the first place.

I bought the boat.
I put it in my garage.

But he broke your heart, and now
He's rubbing your face in it.

I'm pathetic.

I know.

Look, sookie, please, you don't
Have to be mad at luke.

You don't have to hate him.

I don't mind hating him.

I appreciate that, but I don't
Want to talk about it anymore.

Where are you going?
Did I drive you out?

I'm sorry.
I'll stop talking about it.

I'm fine.
I have stuff to do.

I have costumes to make
And beards to convert,

So I'll see you later.

Okay.

Hey, luke.
We are so glad to see you.

You're 10 minutes late.

Sorry about that.
I brought my tools.

Great.
Well, this is damon.

Hey, there, damon.

My mother's a lesbian.

Oh.

I brought my tools.

And you remember
Your supervisor, bradley.

Yeah, bradley.
Nice to see you again, bradley.

I'll be right over here
If you need my help.

Where do
We get started, men?

First, we have to build
Tevye's house.

There's plans for the house
Over here.

Yeah, show me the plans.

Do you know any lesbians?

Uh...I'm sure I do.

How many?

Three, maybe four.

Maybe four?

Well, I'm waiting
On confirmation.

I like lesbians.

Yeah, they're swell.

Here are the plans.

Okay, let's see
What we got.

All right.
Looks pretty simple.

Looks like the boards
Are already cut.

Let's get started.

Everyone grab
A philips head screwdriver.

Okay, once you have
Your screwdriver --

What are you holding?
That's a hammer.

It is?

Damon, that's tape.
Oh.

No one ever taught you what
A philips head screwdriver is?

My mother's a lesbian.

Okay, come here.

See, this is
A philips head screwdriver,

And this is
A flathead screwdriver.

See,
'cause it's got a...

Flat head.
Flat head.

We need
A philips head screwdriver,

So go ahead and find that,
And we'll get started, okay?

We get done by 5:00,
Beers are on me.

Well, well, well.

Look who santa stuffed
In my stocking.

Yeah. Carrie.
What a surprise.

Isn't life a scream?
My god, you look fantastic.

Breakups agree with luke danes.
Give me a hug.

Easy, there.
Kids are here.

So, uh, how are you?

I heard all about it.
That lorelai is out of her mind.

That's apparent
From the outfits alone,

But to let one of the last
Real he-men go free --

Carrie, what are
You doing here?

I'm the director.
Jenny got me into it.

Jenny's your...

My youngest --
She's 7,

And, god help her, the spitting
Image of her father.

Where is she?

She's hiding under
A chair somewhere.

She's so odd, that girl.
She's always hiding from me.

Yeah, crazy. I got to build
Tevye's house here.

I have to get rehearsal
Started anyway.

It's good to see you, luke.
We'll have to catch up later.

Yeah, sure.
We sure will.

Uh...Yeah.

Don't you ever leave me
Alone with her again.

Okay, kids...

I need my cast right here
In the middle of the stage.

Everybody, let's gather
Right here.

Hey, luke,
You're helping out here?

Oh, yeah, sets.
How about you?

I'm playing tevye.
Come on, kids.

Excuse me.
My director's calling.

Okay, now,
Before we start rehearsal,

I just want to ask --
Has anybody seen jenny?

Okay, never mind.

I need to remind you
That I need to know

Whose mommies and daddies are
Going to be coming to the show.

Yes, damon, I know
Your mommy's a lesbian,

But is she coming?

Okay, great.

I need to know
So I can issue your tickets.

Yes, kirk.

My mother's
Going to be in florida.

Okay, fine.

Everybody else,

Tell me or miss kushner
By the end of the day.

Now, before we start,
Does anybody have to go potty?

Well, go now and go fast.
We have a lot of work to do.

I'll be two minutes, and then
It's l'chaim to life.

Hey, lulu.

Yes.

I was just wondering --

Where are all the other
Tall people?

Excuse me?

You know,
Other people to help out.

They'll be here. They all
Come in at different times.

I was just asking.
No biggie.

I'm here. I'm done.
I flushed.

Good boy, kirk.

Okay, everyone take your places
For the top of the show.

What is kirk doing
In the play?

We couldn't find a boy
Who could handle the part.

It's an elementary-school play.
How hard could the part be?

Tevye's a very demanding role.
We looked and looked.

We even opened up
Auditions

To the scary extension-school
Kids, but nothing.

We had a terrible
Experience last year

When we did
"Jesus christ superstar."

Jesus was allergic to peanuts,
And stuff went up his nose

And broke out in terrible hives
During intermission.

The second act was all judas and
Pontius pilate -- pure disaster.

We had to refund money.
It was a nightmare.

So this year,
We went with a ringer.

A fiddler on the roof.

Sounds crazy, no?

Oh, boy, does it.

I got 'em!
I'm here!

Lorelai: oh, great.
Get in here.

I bought all the glue
And glitter they had.

So, what are you
Thinking here?

Something colorful
Or something peaceful.

It could be a zen sort of space
Or a yoga studio.

Drew barrymore has one.

And she looks very calm.

I just want it to be
A special all-me alone place.

Look in this for ideas.

Ooh, "Classic
Hollywood homes."

And look what I found.

A disco ball.
Where'd you find a disco ball?

In my closet.
Wow.

[ cell phone rings ]

I should have done this
Years ago.

Hello?

I heard a noise
In the kitchen.

What kind of noise?

A bang or a clang
Or possibly a crash.

It might have been
A wham or a ka-pow.

Did you go check it out?

Excuse me.
I'm extremely busy.

Someone here has to work.

The two of you just run off

To do your little
Decorating project,

And you leave me
Here alone.

Michel, did you actually
Hear a noise?

Of course I heard a noise.

It was a thwap or a boom.

Got to go, michel.

What's the matter?

Apparently, batman's
Attacking the inn.

Hey, "Moulin rouge!"
What do you think?

Jeweled elephant in one corner,
Ewan mcgregor in the other.

Ooh, sounds yummy.

[ cell phone rings ]

What, michel?

I'm smelling something very
Funny coming from the kitchen.

Could be a pungent cheese,
Could be arson.

Should I call
The firemen to come,

Or should I just fetch
Some crackers?

Ah, rory. Good.
I'm glad you're here.

I wanted to talk to you
About something.

I think we need to discuss
The incident the other day.

What incident, doyle?

We were in the middle
Of a meeting,

I, your editor,
Was talking,

And suddenly, without warning,
You flew out of the room.

I was gone
For five minutes, doyle.

Yes, but the very fact

That you felt comfortable enough
To leave signals a big problem.

I had to talk to a friend.

This is a matter
Of respect, rory.

Respect for the paper,
Respect for me --

Frankly,
Respect for yourself.

I have a pebble
In my shoe.

Damn thing's been driving me
Crazy all day long.

Anyhow, where was I?

My lack of respect for you.

You have to remember
That this is college.

You need to start
Developing boundaries

Between your work
And your personal life.

Doyle! Your sock
Is on my coffee table!

You want to talk
About boundaries?

You are here every day.
You eat my food, drink my soda.

You have a key,
And you don't even live here.

Paris said
"Mi casa, su casa."

Paris' casa
Is right in there,

So go in or get lost,
Because I have company coming,

And I don't want the first thing
He sees to be your feet or face.

But --
But I'm your editor.

Out! And take your pebble
With you!

I bet
Woodward and bernstein

Never tossed ben bradlee
Out of their room!

Ben bradlee
Kept his shoes on!

I don't know
If anyone has noticed,

But suddenly,
I am the only one working.

You're right.
No one noticed.

My arm is cramping up.

We offered
To take over, michel.

These stencils
Are antiques.

They've been handed down
From generation to generation.

No one touches
These stencils but me.

The fumes
Are making me sick.

Oh, my god.
You had a fit to be included.

I did not have a fit
To be included.

I have a life.
I have plenty of friends,

And I dare you
To find anyone

Who has a larger collection
Of techno music than I do.

I'm fulfilled and need nothing
From either one of you.

Poor michel.

Do not "Poor michel" me!
No!

Well, I have to say,
For only a few hours' work,

This place looks
Pretty snazzy.

I have finished
With this wall.

Super.
Three more to go.

Sometimes doing one wall
Makes it the focal point.

All four walls, michel.

You tricked me into this.

Just like tom sawyer.
So, what do you think?

Is it turning into exactly
What you had in mind --

Your special
All-you alone place?

Yeah. It sure is.

What's up, duck?
"What's up, duck?"

Harpo doesn't talk.
There's no good catchphrase.

Then do groucho.
Everybody does groucho.

Come in, come in.

I...Like what you've done
With the place.

Well, it's all about the vibe.
What did you bring?

Just some leftovers from
The cartina engagement party.

I told you
I'd take care of the food.

And I see you did.

Pretzels of the world --
San francisco sourdough,

German pumpernickel,
Chocolate-covered swiss,

And the wasabi bites
Are very intriguing.

I also ordered a pizza
Before you got here.

At least we've got
The food part covered.

Sit, sit, sit.

You gonna stay like that
All night?

Oh, no. Sorry.

I mean, you can.
It works for you.

No, I'm good.

I guess we should
Start the movie.

Okay.

[ up-tempo music plays,
Duck quacking ]

Wasabi nugget?

Thanks.

You in a little bit
Of pain there?

Much, much more
Than a little.

Don't worry. Your mouth
Will get numb in about a minute.

I'm really looking forward
To that.

How about a soda?

That would be terrific.

Well, thank you very much

For kicking my undefined
Sexual male partner

Out of the room
That we share.

I had company coming,
Paris.

You insulted him.
You demeaned him.

You made him
Feel unwelcome.

He was unwelcome.

And now, thanks to you,
He refuses to come back here,

Which means I have to spend
The night over at his place.

The place
Is a health violation.

Things grow
On the windowsill,

And there is the faint aroma
Of sweat socks

And starter cologne lingering
In the air at all times.

And yes, I have to bring
My own toilet paper

Because it is
A third world country.

Thank you very, very much.

[ door slams ]

God, I miss this place.

Now, that's
A countersunk screw, damon.

Good man. Your lesbian mother
Will be proud.

Hey, lulu, it's the big day,
You know?

I know.
It's so exciting.

But I'm still wondering
Where the other adults are.

They'll be here.

I'm still
The only person here

That doesn't have to hang
His sheets out his window.

I don't understand.

They wet their beds, lulu.

Oh, right.

By tonight, there'll be lots
Of grown-ups for you to talk to.

It's not about having
Someone to talk to.

Luke, we've got
A problem.

What is it, kirk?

Well, this dairy cart
You made me...

What's wrong with it?

It pulls too easily,
And the wheel doesn't wobble.

So what?
Well, it's too good.

You've built me
A 21st century dairy cart.

There's no such thing
As a 21st century dairy cart.

Exactly.
Look, tevye's a poor man.

You've heard the song.

Yes, I've heard
The song, kirk.

So he's poor, he's tired,
He's suffering,

And his horse is lame.

His life is hard, so pulling
This cart should be hard.

You're an actor --
Pretend it's hard.

I'm not that kind of actor.
It has to be legitimately hard.

There you go.

Remember to thank me
In your acceptance speech.

Thank you, luke.

Hey! This is impossible!

All right, kids,
Break's over!

Kirk, let's take it

From the last part
Of your first monologue.

All right, places, everyone.

And...Music.

[ "Tradition" plays ]

Because of our traditions,

We've kept our balance
For many, many years.

Here in anatevka, we have
Traditions for everything --

How to eat, how to sleep,
How to wear clothes.

For instance, we always keep
Our heads covered

And always wear
A little prayer shawl.

This shows
Our constant devotion to god.

You may ask,
"How did this tradition start?"

I'll tell you.

I don't know.

But it's a tradition.

Because of our traditions,

Everyone knows who he is
And what god expects him to do.

* who, day and night,
Must scramble for a living *

* feed a wife and children,
Say his daily prayers? *

* and who has the right
As master of the house *

* to have the final word
At home? *

* the papa

* the papa

* tradition

* the papa

* the papa

* tradition

Hey, she tripped!
Yente tripped!

Damn it, I was feeling it,
People! I was feeling it!

Hanna, honey,
Are you okay?

No, she's not okay!
She tripped!

She's fine, luke.

How would you know?
Your kid's under a chair.

Her costume doesn't fit.

We'll fix it
Before the show.

It should have
Been fixed by now.

There were supposed to be
Other adults here.

This is ridiculous!

T-t-this is completely
Unacceptable!

He takes his work
Very seriously.

Just try
And pull this cart.

[ truck door closes ]

Hey.

Hey, luke.
What are you --

Yente tripped
Just as she was heading out

To tell avram
About ruchel.

She's trying to fix him up
With avram's son.

But she's almost blind.
She can hardly see.

I am not doing a bit
With you here.

The kid tripped because
Her dress was too long.

Is she hurt?
Of course she's not hurt.

She completely blew
Her entrance.

All the people of anatevka
Are standing around,

And she tripped, and they had
To reset the goats.

And if you were there,
Her costume would have fit,

And yente
Wouldn't have tripped.

What do you mean,
Where I was supposed to be?

You're making
The costumes.

I'm making the sets,
And I'm there.

I'm making the costumes
Here,

And I'm bringing them there
When they are done.

A likely story.

What is your problem?

I'm spending the day
Teaching kids how to use tools

Which won't fit in their hands
For another 8 to 10 years

Because you signed me up
To do it,

And then
You're not even there.

You could have said no.

Have you tried saying no
To bradley

When he's got a giant inhaler
Shoved in his mouth?

No.
Well, you can't!

What the hell
Am I looking at?

It's my new
Special alone space.

You got a whole house
Of special alone space.

Not like this.

You gonna hang out
In your garage now?

Maybe. Why not?

It's not like I have a boat
That needs storage.

You could park your car
In here.

I have never, ever
Parked my car in her, luke.

And you know that.

But I come home to this big,
Huge, suddenly empty space,

And I thought I would try
To do something nice

So it wasn't just
A giant hole of depression.

I thought I was
Doing you a favor.

Oh, please.
I did.

Thanks a lot.

It's your garage.

What was I supposed to do --
Leave the thing here forever?

Oh, no -- much better
To sneak it out of here

And park it
In front of the diner

Like a giant
"They broke up" billboard.

I didn't mean it like that.

How did you mean it, luke?

I can't believe
You're mad at me

For getting my boat
Out of your garage.

I am mad for the way you got
The boat out of my garage.

You didn't even
Call me, luke.

You didn't leave a message
Or a note or anything.

You just snuck in
And took it.

I didn't come home
And find it gone,

I drove by the diner
And assumed it was gone.

It doesn't matter,
'cause it's done.

We're done. It's fine.
I'm not mad.

I can tell.

I have dresses to make,

So I'll see you
At the theater.

I'm gonna say something
That will upset

Possibly everyone
In the entire world.

The "I love lucy" episode
With harpo marx was lame.

There's no way
Harpo would have believed

He was looking
In the mirror.

And the last time
They made

That "Popping up from behind
The partition" move,

She was totally slower
Than him.

You've carried this with you
For a very long time.

We had to believe a lot
During those hollywood shows.

Dore schary just happened to be
Hanging out at their pool.

I was totally with lucy

When ricky took those women
To the première of his movie.

What an ass.

You've got to stop watching
"I love lucy."

[ knock on door ]

Oh, man,
I hope that's paris.

Maybe she and doyle
Had a fight.

That would be great.

There's so much darkness

Under this "Bosom buddies"
Exterior of yours.

Hello, stranger.

Hi. You're back.

Just rolled in.
So, was it fun?

No, very dull.

We're all going to
China palace for food.

Um, I can't.

I missed you.
Let me buy you a fortune cookie.

I kind of have company.

Anyone I know?

Hey, marty.
Good to see you.

Yeah, you, too.

You come, too.
The more, the merrier.

Come on, marty.

If you're gonna be hanging
With ace like this,

Then it's time
To get to know you.

We do not have to go.

But you want to.

No. I mean, if you do,
But you don't, so forget it.

Uh, it's cool.
Let's go.

Really? Are you sure?
Because you don't look sure.

Sure, I'm sure.
Car's waiting outside.

Okay, but if dore schary happens
To be there, then we bail.

Deal.
I'll get my coat.

[ sighs ]

I swear, I thought
He was never gonna wake up.

There's nothing like
A charming

"You wouldn't believe
How drunk I got" story

To get the girls all hot.

The smell of this food
Is making me ill.

I think it's delicious.

How can you eat
Like that?

Juliet hasn't eaten a meal
Since 1994.

My metabolism simply
Doesn't accept food.

A modern medical miracle.
May I?

Hey, marty,
Do you want some beer?

Here you go, man.
I got you.
Thanks.

Rosemary's going home
With me tonight.

Oh, finn,
You do hallucinate.

Are you gonna eat that?

I think I am.
Can I watch?

Just eat something.

I am not eating until
I get married to some gorgeous

But very poor man who will
Sign an ironclad prenup.

And then I will get very fat,
But he will never leave

Because he would be cut off
And die in a trailer park.

That is brilliant.
That is sick.

I agree with anything
Rosemary says tonight.
Not going home
With you, finn.

You know where they have
The best chinese food?

This place
Outside zugerberg.

Oh, zugerberg!

What's zugerberg?

The boarding school
I went to in switzerland.

Grades 7 through 12.

Living in switzerland --
That sounds exciting.

Boarding school.
Man, that must have sucked.

Are you kidding? Those were
The greatest days of my life.

The partying that went on
There -- insane.

I did a year at andover --
Not bad.

You didn't miss your home,
Your family?

My family?
Did I miss my family?

Logan,
Did I miss my family?

Which mom were you on then?

The blonde.

She was hot.
You didn't know her,
Finn.

All your mothers
Have been hot.

No, marty,
I didn't miss my family.

[ laughter ]

Tevye, I suppose you know
Why I've come to see you.

Yes, I do, reb lazar,

But there's no use
Talking about it.

Why not?

Why yes?

Why should I
Get rid of her?

Well, you've a few more
Without her.

I see.

Today you want one.

Tomorrow you may want two.

Here you go.

Now, no more bottle butting
Till the show's over.

Here you go, paulie.

Sneak that out there
When they start dancing.

I've got a hammer.

Oh, I know you do.

I need that shmateh.
I got it. I got it.

Where'd sara go?
We'll find her.

Finn: the night's young.
Where are we going next?

I don't think I can move.

You're full?
I'm full.

Is it fabulous?
It doesn't suck.

Let's hit
The alligator lounge.

Zydeco music --
You'll love this place.

What do you say, marty?

I got it.
Everybody owes 75 bucks.

Pony up, please, so we can get
The hell out of here.

I got you.

Do you have enough?
I don't --

I can cover you, too.

No, thanks.
I invited you.
My treat.

It's okay.
I just need to find an atm.

Marty --

An atm.
My, how quaint.

I'll be right back.

You okay?

I think I remember seeing
A bank, so I'll go catch marty.

You couldn't find an atm?

Oh, no, there's at least 6 atms
Within a 2-block radius,

And every one of them is
Gonna tell me I only have $18.

And then I believe
They will flip me off.

I think some of
The more reputable banks

Have suspended
Their flipping-off policies.

I can't go back in there.
I can't leave.

So here I stand,
Frozen on the sidewalk.

I have some money.

No.

Marty, just take it.

I'm not gonna take
Your money.

You're not gonna stand out
Here for the rest of the night.

Why not?

Because when all those guys
Come out, they'll see you.

Please, marty.

Just say you found an atm,
Take the money,

You'll hand it to the guys,
And then we'll leave.

What about the club?

I've never felt the need
For zydeco before in my life.

Come on, please?

Yeah.

And I thought getting pantsed
At the prom

Was gonna be the low point
In my life.

Golde?

* do you love me?

* do I what?

* do you love me?

* do I love you?

* with our daughters
Getting married *

* and this trouble
In the town *

* you're upset,
You're worn out *

* go inside,
Go lie down *

* maybe it's indigestion

Golde, I'm asking you
A question.

Okay, go.

* do you love me?

* I'm your wife

I know!

* but do you love me?

* do I love him?

* for 25 years,
I've lived with him *

* fought with him,
Starved with him *

* 25 years,
My bed is his *

* if that's not love,
What is? *

* then you love me?

* I suppose I do

* and I suppose
I love you, too *

* it doesn't change a thing

* but even so

* after 25 years

* it's nice to know

[ applause ]

[ indistinct talking ]

I'll pay you back
Next weekend.

I work a party saturday night.
I'll pay you on sunday.

There's a possibility
It may all be in ones.

I'm really sorry
About tonight.

There's no need
To apologize.

You want to come in?

We still have a few movies
Left to watch.

Rory...

I feel like I really need
To tell you something.

Okay.

Um...

I know we're friends,
And I'm glad we're friends.

But...I don't want to be
Just friends anymore.

I like you.

I like...Logan.

Yeah, I figured.

I don't know why.

Really?
'cause I've got a few guesses.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what to say.

It's okay.
You don't have to say anything.

Are we still friends?
Please say we're still friends.

Sure.
We're still friends.

Please come back in.
We can watch "Duck soup" again.

I don't really want to watch
"Duck soup" right now, rory.

I really like "Duck soup,"

So I don't want it associated
With this particular night.

Sure. I understand.

Yeah.

I'll pay you back
Next weekend.

Okay.

[ knock on window ]

Hey.

Hey.

Can I...?

Yeah, sure.

Huh. That move always seems cool
In the movies.

I think you maneuver
Your way

Through a window
Quite gracefully.

I assume
You've had practice.

No. First time.

I'm sure.

So, how was
The zydeco music?

I left when finn
Jumped in on vocals.

Excellent self-preservational
Instincts.

I just wanted to make sure
You got home okay.

I got home okay.

So I see.

Thanks for the concern.
I appreciate it.

It wasn't all concern.

Oh, really?

No, I don't believe
I said

A proper good night
To you this evening.

No, you didn't.

Good night, ace.

I thought you said
"A proper good night."

You want to go get changed
Into something more comfortable?

More comfortable
Than this?

I actually was hoping
For some feetsie pajamas.

You know I'm not
That kind of girl.

Do you want me to go?

Rory, you want me to go?

No.

Good, 'cause if you think

Climbing in that window
Was hard...

Shh!