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-DIFUNDE LA PALABRA-
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�Todo bien, cara-pus?
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�Shh!
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�Qu� est�s haciendo?
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�Ven aqu�!
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�Qu�?
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Deprisa.
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�Qu� est�s mirando?
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Pap� no lleva camiseta.
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Nunca la lleva.
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S�, pero...
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Mierda.
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Ha estado haci�ndolo durante a�os,
solo sigue mirando y mirando.
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�Por qu� se esta mirando su...?
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No lo s�. Creo que no debe ser bueno.
Es divertido, pero no bueno.
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Definitivamente no es bueno.
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�Guau! �Una lupa?
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Un nuevo avance.
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�Por qu� necesita ampli�rsela?
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La verdad es que no quiero saberlo.
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Entonces, �qu�?
�Quiere decir que la tiene muy peque�a?
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�O muy flaca?
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�Piojos?
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�Ratones?
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Mierda. �Mam�!
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�Qu� est�n dici�ndose?
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Probablemente no le estar� diciendo,
que lleva mirando su polla media hora.
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S� lo que es
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Dilo.
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A pap� le ha crecido otro.
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Lindo. Dos de ellos.
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Si, stereo.
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Hola, Bambinos!
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Hola pap�.
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�Qu� es tan gracioso?
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Nada, �c�mo est�s?
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�Qu�?
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�c�mo est�s?
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A, si. Bien. Bien.
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Cierra la puerta. Hola, chicos.
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Hola, mam�.
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muev�nse.
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�Se cambian hoy?
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�Qu�?
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�se cambian hoy?
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Si, disculpa.
Mi maquina de audiencia no es tan...
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Dos penes.
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�Est�s seguro que est�s bien?
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Si, es s�lo mi rodilla.
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�Tu rodilla?
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Maldita rodilla �qu� es tan gracioso?
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�l continua sobre su maldita rodilla?
Hola, querida.
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Hola, mam�.
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De acuerdo, mam�.
Tu pelo luce bien.
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Gracias. El tuyo luce horrible.
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S�lo necesita lavarse.
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Si. Adi�s, Martin.
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Entonces, Alison no?
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Si. �D�nde est� tu novia?
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Ella no pudo venir.
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�Por qu� ella no existe?
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Muy gracioso. Ella lo siente.
Est� con un amigo.
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�Simon?
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Buena sopa.
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�Simon?
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Si.
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Su novio.
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Callate.
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Definitivamente se acuestan.
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Al menos tengo una novia.
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Es verdad.
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Que compartes con otro hombre.
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�Au!
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Disculpe.
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�Ah, lo tengo!
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Lo tengo, lo tengo.
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�Lo tengo!
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Esto es incre�ble, mam�.
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Gracias querido.
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Mordida hermosamente por una ardilla.
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As� que, te gusta mi pelo, entonces?
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Si.
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Lo hab�a hecho.
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Tu madre ten�a su pelo hecho.
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Lo sabemos.
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Ella ten�a un cuero cabelludo grasoso.
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Martin.
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Pap�!
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gracias por decirles a ellos.
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No est� en la comida, no es as�?
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Muchas gracias.
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Pero...
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Voy a conseguir m�s Ketchup entonces.
Puedo?
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Bonito, pap�.
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Pero encontre copos!
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As� que, pap�, te da�aste la rodilla?
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Mi qu�?
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Tu rodilla.
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�Qu� pasa con mi rodilla?
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Te la heriste?
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�Lo hice? Si, si,
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Entonces...
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�C�mo te lo hiciste?
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�Qu�?
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�C�mo te lo hiciste?
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Me golpee.
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�Con qu�?
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Con mi otra rodilla.
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Dale...
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Aqu�, tu se�oria.
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Encantador. Sangre de tomate.
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Mam�, buenas noticias.
Mi cosa es est� noche.
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�Qu� cosa?
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�La m�sica que hice para el anuncio?
�El jingle?
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Por el que no le pagaron.
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Ellos me llevaron a comer.
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Perdona, le pagaron con patatas.
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�C�llate Jonny! �Lo pondr�n esta noche?
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M�s tarde, en la radio.
No es un gran trato.
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Oh, �eso es maravilloso, Borlita!
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Lo habr�s hecho tan bien.
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�Martin? �Martin!
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El jingle de Adam es esta noche.
No se nos debe olvidar escucharlo.
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Dile a Alison que lo escuche tambi�n.
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Ok.
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�No le ser� dif�cil con las bolas
de Simon en su oreja?
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�Ja ja!
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�Yo voy!
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�Yo voy!
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�Qui�n ser�?
�No saben que es la noche del viernes?
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�Qu� haces?
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Nada.
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Oh. Hola Jim.
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Hola Jonny, �est� tu madre?
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Um, soy Adam.
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Yo soy Jonny.
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Siempre os confundo.
Os parec�is mucho.
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�Nos parecemos?
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�Buen chico!
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�Adam? �Podr�as decirle que
venga m�s tarde? Estamos cenando.
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�Te importa venir luego?
Estamos cenando.
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Algo huele bien.
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Nosotros estamos a punto de tener
nuestra ceni-ceni, �no? �No, Wilson?
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Chuletas.
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Bien.
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Oh, es solo sobre el formulario
del patrocinio para la caridad.
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Vuestra madre me dijo que ella
me patrocinar�a para....
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Oh, �maldita sea, dile que se vaya!
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�Martin!
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�Podr�as venir despu�s de cenar?
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S�, os veo luego.
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Gracias, Jonny.
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Adam.
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Vamos. Vamos.
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Vamos, Wilson.
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El debe pensar que soy una est�pida.
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Siempre me est� preguntando sobre el
patrocinio,pero siempre estoy ocupada.
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De cualquier modo, �qu� esta haciendo �l?
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Oh, alg�n juego tipo badminton o
backgammon para la caridad.
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No s�. Sabes....
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Ellos son bastante diferentes.
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�Qui�n fue ese, la Junta?
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�La Junta? �Cuando ha estado la Junta
cerca de esos temas?
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�Qu�?
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�Qu�?
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Adam,
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tu madre me ha dicho que tu jingle
lo pondr�n en la radio esta noche.
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Bastante formal.
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Um, s�, se�or.
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�Y qui�n ha escrito la m�sica?
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Yo lo hice, pap�. Es un jingle.
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�Y para que es?
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Seguros de coche.
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Ooh, a lo grande.
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Gracias.
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Ooh, coches.
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Seguro de coches.
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Bien. Bien hecho Adam.
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�Por nuestro hijo favorito!
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S�, �el hijo favorito!
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Por nuestro hijo favorito.
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�Urgh!
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�Urgh!
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Aqu� va.
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Oh, gracias.
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�Qu� voy a hacer con esto?
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Oh, ponlo de nuevo en la botella.
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�Qu�?
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Ponlo de nuevo en la botella.
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No voy a hacer eso.
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�Qu� est�s haciendo?
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�Es basura!
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Debe costar como..�una libra!
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Solo vete.
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�Por el amor de Dios!
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Oh, �qu�tate!
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Parar, los dos.
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Oh, por favor. Odio eso.
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Lo siento, mam�.
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Maldita sea, �parar!
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Perdona, mam�.
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�Mam�?
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�C�mo puede ser que tengas m�s fotos
de cara-pis que de m�?
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Tu cara hace que me enoje.
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Bien. No, �de verdad?
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De verdad.
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Bastante justo.
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El maldito tel�fono.
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Es solo un mensaje.
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�Por qu� no lo apagas?
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No quiero apagarlo.
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Pero...
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Oh, Adam.
�Podr�as venir aqu� un momento?
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�Qu�?
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�Puedes solamente venir?
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�Qu� quieres?
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�Qu� quieres?
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Nada, �Adam?
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�Qu� es es lo que �l quiere?
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�Qu� quieres?
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Maldita sea, �puedes venir?
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�Jes�s!
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Puede ser algo importante.
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�D�nde va...al aseo?
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Piensas que va a ense�arte su...
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Oh, Dios.
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Bien, �ven!
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�Qu� est�s haciendo?
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�T� no!
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�Podr�as cerrar la puerta?
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�Qu�?
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Cierra la puerta.
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Bien, esto es normal.
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Adam, �puedo hablar contigo un momento?
235
00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:18,459
Um...OK.
236
00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:21,339
�No hay nadie con el que
puedas hablar sobre esto?
237
00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,579
�Qu�?
238
00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,499
�Si no hay nadie con
quien puedas hablar?
239
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,099
Bueno, no realmente, no.
240
00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:30,099
OK, pero ya sabes, soy tu hijo.
241
00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:32,179
Lo s�.
242
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:36,179
Bueno, solamente voy a decirlo ahora,
la verdad es que no quiero verla.
243
00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:38,899
�Ver qu�?
244
00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,019
Ya sabes, tu....
245
00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:42,059
Mi �qu�?
246
00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:44,219
Nada.
247
00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:45,819
As� que, �Adam?
248
00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:46,899
�S�?
249
00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,179
�Alguna?
250
00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:49,259
�Perdona?
251
00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,659
�Ya sabes?
252
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,779
Oh, pap�, esto no es, no....
253
00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:53,219
�Mujeres?
254
00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:54,579
�Mujeres?
255
00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:57,539
�Tienes que llamarlas mujeres?
No eres un polic�a.
256
00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:58,259
OK, pichones.
257
00:09:58,260 --> 00:09:59,339
�Pichones?
258
00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:00,379
Est� bien, pibas.
259
00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:02,979
�Pibas? Oh, �hola Elvis!
260
00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:03,979
As� que, �nada de mujeres?
261
00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,019
No, �no hay mujeres!
262
00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,019
No tengo novia. No hay mujeres.
�Puedo irme?
263
00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:07,579
No.
264
00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:08,619
�Me voy ahora!
265
00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:10,259
�Buen pis familiar?
266
00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,339
�Jonny vete!
267
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:11,819
�Est� el mostrandote...?
268
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,099
No, no era sobre eso.
269
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,339
Oh.
270
00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:15,659
�Mujeres?
271
00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:16,219
Mujeres. S�.
272
00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:17,299
Adam, aqu�.
273
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,819
�Qu�?
274
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,779
Bien. Gracias. Excelente.
275
00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,819
�Qu� es esto?
276
00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,779
P�ginas de citas. Un sitio de
citas para jud�os.
277
00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:25,819
Genial.
278
00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:29,619
�Sab�as que existen sitios en Internet
donde puedes encontrar chicas?
279
00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,699
�Los hay?
280
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,659
S�, pap�, lo sab�a.
281
00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:34,419
Chicas en Internet. �S�!
282
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:35,339
�C�mo lo sab�as?
283
00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:37,219
Porque vivo en el mundo.
284
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,779
�Qu� est�is haciendo?
285
00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:39,819
Nada mam�.
286
00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:40,419
Es solo el esf�nter de Adam.
287
00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:41,979
Oh, Jackie, �vete!
288
00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:43,019
�C�llate Martin!
289
00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,779
Mujeres.
290
00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:49,779
Oh.
291
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:57,299
Bien, as� que como estamos
todos en el aseo, vas...
292
00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,499
�Vas a hacerlo?
293
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,579
�Voy a hacer qu�?
294
00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:03,019
�Si vas a usar a Internet?
295
00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:05,379
S�, en alg�n momento,
�me meter� en Internet!
296
00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,419
�A buscar chicas?
297
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,419
�Para qu� crees que sirve Internet?
298
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:12,139
No, me refer�a a buscar chicas, es decir,
novias. No solo....pechos.
299
00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,179
Pechos.
300
00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:16,099
�Martin! Aunque creo que deber�as
buscar en Internet.
301
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,259
Todav�a mejor.
302
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,299
�C�llate!
303
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,499
Adam, de verdad.
304
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,939
Mam�, no voy a buscar en Internet.
305
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,099
Vas a buscar en Internet.
306
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,899
�Quieres que me meta en Internet,
para buscar mujeres?
307
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,299
Solo tratamos de ayudarte.
308
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,619
�C�llate Jonny! Solo echa
un vistazo con tu padre.
309
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:30,859
�Tengo que buscar con pap�?
310
00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,139
Todav�a m�s incre�ble.
311
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,859
Perdonar, �puedo...?
312
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,579
Oh, �Adam!
313
00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:40,459
�Peque�o bruto!
314
00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:44,459
Bien, como dec�a, �no voy a buscar chicas
en Internet con pap�! Fin del asunto.
315
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,579
20.
316
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,384
Hecho.
317
00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:49,850
Ella est� bien.
318
00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:53,255
No, no lo est�.
319
00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:54,535
Es guapa.
320
00:11:54,536 --> 00:11:56,695
�Hab�as visto a alguna mujer antes?
321
00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:58,695
Bueno, �qu� me dices sobre ella?
322
00:11:58,696 --> 00:11:59,895
Se parece a mam�.
323
00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:00,935
�Qu�?
324
00:12:00,936 --> 00:12:04,415
Ooh, s�.
325
00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:07,215
"Amo la vida". �Por qu� siempre
dicen "amo la vida"?
326
00:12:07,216 --> 00:12:10,415
Bueno, �qu� quieres que digan,
"odio la muerte"?
327
00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:12,255
O esta "personalidad burbujeante".
328
00:12:12,256 --> 00:12:14,295
Todos sabemos lo que significa, �no?
329
00:12:14,296 --> 00:12:17,055
S�, "Soy parcialmente una ballena"
330
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:22,695
Pap�, �podemos dejarlo ahora?
331
00:12:28,336 --> 00:12:32,335
Ese es un hombre.
332
00:12:33,096 --> 00:12:34,215
Est�s en el apartado de hombres, ahora.
333
00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:35,495
S�, �de acuerdo!
334
00:12:35,496 --> 00:12:37,895
Continuas con hombres, pap�...
335
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:40,575
"Atleta deportivo 69". �Por favor!
336
00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:41,575
�Todav�a buscando marido?
337
00:12:41,576 --> 00:12:42,815
Oh...
338
00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:46,015
Alguna novedad sobre....ejem...
�los tres penes?
339
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,015
Adam, mujeres.
340
00:12:48,016 --> 00:12:52,015
�Mira lo viejas que son! Busca
con quien pueda salir, no para ir a un entierro.
341
00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:54,695
Bueno, �qu� te parece esta?
342
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:55,615
ooh, �ella ES mona!
343
00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:58,575
Pap�, ese es el anuncio de la web,
ella no es real.
344
00:12:58,576 --> 00:12:59,335
�Qu�?
345
00:12:59,336 --> 00:13:00,895
�No es real!
346
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:03,535
Bueno, �ese ve muy real para m�!
347
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,255
Adam, �cu�ndo ponen tu jingle?
348
00:13:13,256 --> 00:13:15,295
Oh, dios m�o, �mi anuncio!
�Qu� hora es?
349
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:19,295
Oh, mierda, �es en un minuto!
�Vamos!
350
00:13:20,136 --> 00:13:23,055
Parece un puff.
351
00:13:23,056 --> 00:13:26,215
Veinte libras, gracias. Lo he o�do.
352
00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:27,375
�Oh!
353
00:13:27,376 --> 00:13:29,295
�Ja ja!
354
00:13:29,296 --> 00:13:31,375
No puedo creer, que ninguna
maldita radio funcione,
355
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:33,695
tienes un mill�n maldita sea
�y ninguna funciona!
356
00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:36,135
De acuerdo, es suficiente de decir
"maldita", �encontraremos una!
357
00:13:36,136 --> 00:13:37,935
Voy a perderme mi maldito anuncio.
358
00:13:37,936 --> 00:13:39,055
�Martin!
359
00:13:39,056 --> 00:13:42,735
Adem�s, �por qu� ten�is todas
esas pilas? ,�est� pap� construyendo un robot?
360
00:13:44,816 --> 00:13:46,135
Genial, �l tiene una.
361
00:13:46,136 --> 00:13:47,695
Ah� vas.
�Qu�?
362
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:48,735
�Funciona!
363
00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:49,935
�Bien hecho, Jonny!
364
00:13:49,936 --> 00:13:51,575
�No voy a escucharlo en eso!
365
00:13:51,576 --> 00:13:53,135
�Por qu� no?
Porque es un pato.
366
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,735
No lo es. Es una radio...
367
00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:56,175
Tendremos que escucharlo en el coche.
368
00:13:56,176 --> 00:13:57,095
�El coche?
369
00:13:57,096 --> 00:14:00,215
Si, el coche. �Donde est�n...?
Pap�, �son esas las llaves del coche?
370
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:01,535
�Hmm?
371
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,295
�Son esas las llaves del coche?
372
00:14:03,296 --> 00:14:04,335
Si, �por qu�?
373
00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:05,375
Vamos, �date prisa!
374
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:07,615
Vamos a escucharlo en el coche.
375
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:08,655
Vamos, Martin.
376
00:14:08,656 --> 00:14:10,335
�D�nde vamos?
�Ven!
377
00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,735
�Est� tu mam� ah�?
378
00:14:14,736 --> 00:14:18,735
�Has estado ah� todo el tiempo?
379
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,055
Hola, Jim, lo siento.
380
00:14:21,056 --> 00:14:22,775
No puedo pararme, tenemos
una emergencia.
381
00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:26,055
La verdad es que no te va a llevar
mucho, Jackie. T�, est�s preciosa.
382
00:14:26,056 --> 00:14:27,975
Dijiste que me patrocinar�as.
383
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:29,575
As� que, si quisieras rellenar el...
384
00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:31,735
Perdona Jim....�Vamos, Martin!
385
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:34,775
No puedo parar ahora,
tenemos mucha prisa...�No!
386
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:37,055
�No tengo tiempo para bloquearlo ahora!
387
00:14:37,056 --> 00:14:38,455
�D�nde vamos?
388
00:14:38,456 --> 00:14:40,855
�Es para el c�ncer!
389
00:14:40,856 --> 00:14:44,855
Lo siento.
390
00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:46,335
�D�nde vamos?
391
00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:49,655
Eso fue muy grosero, realmente
pensar� que soy una especie de imb�cil.
392
00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:52,255
Maldita radio..
393
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,015
Eso fue lo m�s alto, que nunca he...
394
00:15:02,576 --> 00:15:03,695
�Adam!
395
00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:04,735
�Eres idiota!
396
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:07,055
�Oh, Cristo! �Dios m�o!
397
00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:11,055
�Est� fuerte?
398
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:14,935
Adam, creo..conduce un poco, as�
parecer� que de verdad vamos a alg�n lado.
399
00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:18,935
C�llate, mam�.
�C�mo puedo volver atr�s?
400
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:21,455
Erm..
401
00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:22,495
�Por favor, Adam!
402
00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:27,015
�Otro maldito mensaje, no!
403
00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:28,735
Bueno, intenta presionar eso.
404
00:15:28,736 --> 00:15:32,095
Ugh, �ahora hay aire ardiendo
que va directamente a mi boca!
405
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:35,495
Martin, �no sabes como
funciona tu radio?
406
00:15:35,496 --> 00:15:36,535
�Gracias!
407
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,535
Bueno, que importa la radio,
�podemos irnos?
408
00:15:39,536 --> 00:15:41,295
Nosotros no vamos a ninguna part...
409
00:15:41,296 --> 00:15:42,895
Oh, �Jonny cu�ntaselo!
410
00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:44,535
Pap�, no vamos a ning�n lado.
411
00:15:44,536 --> 00:15:46,615
Entonces, �por qu� estamos
todos sentados en el coche?
412
00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:47,975
Oh, se�or. �No puedo soportar esto!
413
00:15:47,976 --> 00:15:51,175
�No consigo que esta maldita cosa
funcione! Jonny, pon en marcha el pato.
414
00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:52,455
No es un pato, es una radio.
415
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:53,735
�Solo enchufala!
416
00:15:53,736 --> 00:15:55,255
Eres un mand�n.
417
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,015
�Shh! �Anuncios!
418
00:15:58,016 --> 00:16:00,495
"Almacenamiento de muebles,
por supuesto..."
419
00:16:00,496 --> 00:16:01,575
�Es ese?
420
00:16:01,576 --> 00:16:05,575
Era de un seguro para coches, seguro
para coches, �recuerdas?
421
00:16:05,656 --> 00:16:08,295
"�A qu� est�s esperando?
Baja a..."
422
00:16:08,296 --> 00:16:09,975
�Es bueno?
423
00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:11,335
Todav�a no es, pap�.
424
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:15,455
Adam, �podr�as conducir? �Conduce!
425
00:16:15,456 --> 00:16:17,935
Muy bien, �Jes�s!
426
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,615
�D�nde vamos?
427
00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:23,095
"N�mero 28, Camino Walkers, Wembley.."
428
00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:25,135
"Nosotras las chicas tenemos
todo tipo tama�os y tallas,
429
00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:27,495
es por eso que debemos escoger,
el tamp�n adecuado..."
430
00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:31,215
S�, mi anuncio es de un
seguro para tampones.
431
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,815
"depende de si tienes un flujo
ligero o abundante"
432
00:16:33,816 --> 00:16:35,095
Tampones.
Tampones.
433
00:16:35,096 --> 00:16:37,935
"�Buscando un seguro de coches barato?
No mire m�s,
434
00:16:37,936 --> 00:16:41,695
Seguros de coche Hangerord, le encontrar�
el m�s barato y el mejor para usted.
435
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,775
incluso si se acaba de sacar el carnet, o
lleva en la carretera a�os..."
436
00:16:44,776 --> 00:16:46,335
�D�nde est� la m�sica?
437
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:49,335
"Ll�menos directamente a nosotros,
llame ahora, llame Hangerford
438
00:16:49,336 --> 00:16:52,535
'08081570000...'
439
00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:54,575
�D�nde est� toda mi m�sica?
440
00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:56,095
'Es el 08081570000.'
441
00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:57,135
�Es bueno?
442
00:16:57,136 --> 00:17:01,135
'�Hangerford!'
443
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:03,135
�Bastardos!
444
00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:11,655
�Oh! �Oh...!
445
00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:14,655
Ven, perla.
446
00:17:14,656 --> 00:17:17,255
Han usado tres putas notas,
tres putas notas.
447
00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:20,935
Ah, pero eran notas adorables, �a que lo eran Jonny?
448
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:22,095
��Perdona?!
449
00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:25,055
Adam, �podr�as pasarme eso un
momento, por favor?
450
00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:26,335
�Perdona?
451
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,575
�Podr�as pasarme mi...
452
00:17:27,576 --> 00:17:29,575
�Qu�, esto?
453
00:17:29,576 --> 00:17:32,055
Gracias...
454
00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:34,135
Vamos, Adam, � p�saselo a pap�!
455
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:38,135
�Vamos!
456
00:17:46,576 --> 00:17:48,415
Vale, darme un segundo, yo...
457
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:51,855
solo necesito, um...
458
00:17:51,856 --> 00:17:54,055
Chicos, �por qu� vuestro padre lleva
459
00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:57,375
esa lupa con �l, cada vez
que va al ba�o?
460
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,735
�Te diste cuenta!
461
00:17:58,736 --> 00:18:02,735
Lo sigue haciendo, �qu� es
lo que mirar� todo el rato?
462
00:18:03,736 --> 00:18:05,095
�Cierto!
463
00:18:05,096 --> 00:18:08,975
�Mam�!
464
00:18:08,976 --> 00:18:11,615
�Part�culas de polvo!
465
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:14,735
Te lo dije, solo estaba
mirando a..cosas.
466
00:18:14,736 --> 00:18:16,575
Martin, no soy est�pida, sabes.
467
00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:18,535
�Mam�!
D�jalo, est� bien.
468
00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:21,575
Parar, lleva yendo y viniendo
del aseo todo el d�a
469
00:18:21,576 --> 00:18:25,055
con esa maldita lupa.
Solamente cont�rmelo.
470
00:18:25,056 --> 00:18:27,935
�Qu� cre�is que est� mirando?
Y no volv�is a decir part�culas de polvo.
471
00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:29,815
Mira, te lo dije...
472
00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:32,495
Muy bien, �tiene algo que
ver con tu pene?
473
00:18:32,496 --> 00:18:33,935
- �Mam�!
- �Qu�?
474
00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:36,375
�Te pasa algo con tu pene?
475
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,015
�Mi qu�?
476
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:37,695
�Tu pene!
477
00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:40,335
Mi pene, ya, mi pena.
478
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:43,895
- Fu� mordido.
- �Mordido?
479
00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:45,375
- �Mordido?
- S�.
480
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:48,295
�En tu pene?
�Te mordieron en tu pene?
481
00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:51,735
�S�! En mi pene, mi pene, s�.
482
00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:53,175
Desear�a que dejar�as de decir pene.
483
00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,735
Bien, �mordido por qui�n?
484
00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:56,255
Por una abeja.
485
00:18:56,256 --> 00:18:57,055
�Una abeja?
486
00:18:57,056 --> 00:18:57,735
�Una abeja?
487
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,015
�Mordido por una abeja?
488
00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:00,215
�Querr�s decir picado por una abeja!
489
00:19:00,216 --> 00:19:01,455
�Es lo que dije!
490
00:19:01,456 --> 00:19:05,455
�Oh! Lo siento, pap�.
Martin, �por qu� no me lo contaste, est�s bien?
491
00:19:06,016 --> 00:19:07,215
Bueno, realmente no, no.
492
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:11,215
�Ohhh! As� que picado por
una abeja, �cu�ndo?
493
00:19:12,976 --> 00:19:14,735
Cuando estaba meando.
494
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,255
�Fuiste picado por una abeja,
mientras meabas?
495
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:20,375
S�, una abeja me pico cuando
estaba meando.
496
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,855
�Qu�, en el ba�o?
497
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:25,855
�Claro que no en el ba�o!
En el jardin.
498
00:19:25,936 --> 00:19:28,535
�Qu� estabas haciendo
meando en el jardin?
499
00:19:28,536 --> 00:19:29,815
Ten�a que mear.
500
00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:33,815
- �Normalmente meas en el jardin?
- �No! Solo si es buen d�a.
501
00:19:34,176 --> 00:19:36,335
Incre�ble. D�jame ver...
502
00:19:36,336 --> 00:19:37,375
Est� bien.
503
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,095
Est� bien. Para, Martin.
Adam, trae la calamina.
504
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,895
Oh, bien, �estoy avergonzado!
505
00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:43,895
�Ow!
506
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:45,615
Perdona, perdona, perdona.
507
00:19:45,616 --> 00:19:48,295
Nuestro padre mea en el jardin.
508
00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:52,295
Yeah.Me pregunto si el hace
sus cosas en los contenedores.
509
00:19:52,936 --> 00:19:56,935
Aqu�.
510
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:13,775
�Mierda!
511
00:20:17,656 --> 00:20:21,655
Shh, shh.
512
00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:25,215
�Eh?
513
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:28,935
Pero, �por qu� dijiste que mi padre
tiene cuatro?
514
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,935
Realmente no lo s�, debe haber sido
un terrible error. Lo siento mucho.
515
00:20:37,016 --> 00:20:41,015
Bueno, buenas noches, Jim.
516
00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:57,095
S�.
517
00:20:57,096 --> 00:20:58,175
Bien...
518
00:20:58,176 --> 00:21:00,415
Efectivamente.
519
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:01,455
�Pap�?
520
00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:02,735
�Qu�?
521
00:21:02,736 --> 00:21:06,735
Ens��anos tu polla.
522
00:21:06,935 --> 00:21:08,135
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