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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:14,455 Once there was a small mountain people north in the Alps. 2 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:47,334 Thus, it was these mountain people north in the Alps. 3 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:51,979 The meadows were just as juicy and fruitful as the men, - 4 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,707 no nobody had to suffer need. 5 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,116 Therefore everybody lived happy all the day- 6 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:04,918 - And was satisfied if the sky was blue, cold beer and your neighbor's wife buxom. 7 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:09,453 But one day Realizing other how well the life here - 8 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:13,780 - And the tourists began to flow to the hosts. 9 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,021 Thus began the all the mischief, and our history. 10 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:24,798 - Hildegard, have you seen my husband? - The boss? No, unfortunately not. 11 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,836 Dunja! Have you seen the boss? 12 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,845 The boss? Unfortunately not see the boss. 13 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,999 - Have you seen the boss? - The boss does not considerations. Do not look. 14 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:44,223 It is a wonder that the local population- 15 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:49,837 - Do not let his innate character perish, despite all the tourists. 16 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,456 It stinks. 17 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,951 There are enough dogs under the table. 18 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,020 There is no one there. 19 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,556 They're enough. 20 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,646 Through the tourist invasion- 21 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:19,214 - Residents got so much work that they either knew, or Inn. 22 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:25,008 l come back, l promise! It was so wonderful! 23 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,494 It was great, sweetie. But l must go, my wife crying. 24 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,881 Otto! 25 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,586 l wonder what women see in you. 26 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:57,352 Every day l have tried, but no one wants me. 27 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:02,838 Since l got married and neither can or want anymore, - 28 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:09,018 - Will all want me. Maybe should Also try not wanted, Alois. 29 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,231 Do not talk nonsense! 30 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:17,343 Olga is so suspicious of him. She keeps an eye on me. 31 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,774 Casanova and married. 32 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,140 Would not it does now? 33 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:38,444 - Drag heck of violence! Iron Nails! - Alois... 34 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,940 You shall not swear. Try prayer instead! 35 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:48,694 Just say: ''Good God, help me. '' 36 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,520 Good God, help me. 37 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,630 Drag heck of violence! Iron Nails! 38 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,740 It played out that is our story. 39 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,850 A story that started harmlessly, with a letter... 40 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,341 ''Since you are still did not transfer money, - 41 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,102 - l am forced to take measures. '' 42 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:42,167 ''On Wednesday l got to secure the sum of Mark one million... ''ln the morning! 43 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,106 ''... By utpante your hotel. '' 44 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:52,550 Signed: ''Müller-Mayer Fall. '' For some nonsense. Prussia miserable! 45 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:57,384 The profiteer, unreliable, impotent, wretched old owl! 46 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,870 Alois? It is Otto. 47 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:05,141 Now it's over. The disaster has happened. 48 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:10,188 Müller-Mayer Fall wrote. He will utpante hotel in the morning. 49 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:16,183 What did you say? It was only the cuckoo, the cuckoo clock! 50 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,397 It will soon be kids. Soon l have them in your house. 51 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:24,764 Why are you so upset a cuckoo? It is from the north, also. 52 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,901 - Who is it? - Otto. 53 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,332 Greet him so much! 54 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:35,621 Remove them from my face! 55 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:42,808 l do not understand what you mean. And the cuckoo is not a problem. 56 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:47,015 Do not you understand? What do you think Olga says that? 57 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:53,957 She gave me 500,000 to the development, for she thought that the hotel was mine. 58 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,707 If he... 59 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:01,504 If he comes and utpanter hotel it's all over with me. 60 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:07,572 When all breeds fraud min. And you know what Olga is capable of. 61 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:11,940 l will not even think about it. Then she takes out the divorce 62 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:16,988 - And will have back their 500,000! But l have used them at the hotel. 63 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,004 And it belongs to this man! 64 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,180 She would get me locked up. 65 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,085 - Otto! - Now she comes. 66 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:32,420 l have to talk to you. Be here in half an hour. 67 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:38,538 Our only guest has gone and we have not a single booking for the summer. 68 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:45,198 500,000 l spent on the renovation and you run the hotel as a city tavern! 69 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,516 Smooth, baby. We have just begun. 70 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,757 And soon it was over. 71 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:56,669 - Well l have property as collateral. - And what security! 72 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:02,198 - How much is it worth? A million? -Yes, at least. 73 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:08,444 Certain strange phenomena may be confusing for the locals. 74 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,147 TODAY 16.00 HEAT BERLIN 75 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,541 Will the gentlemen in time, do you think? 76 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:26,768 There is only one solution: We go to Munich and hit Müller-Mayer Fall. 77 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:33,216 l talk to him and says that hotel is fully booked all summer. 78 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:37,739 - But we have not a single guest. - Therefore l take care of chat. 79 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:43,323 The hotel is thus fully, so if he utpanter it... 80 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,166 Go! 81 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,846 ... Then you are bankrupt, hotel will be closed... 82 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,850 Be so good. Be so good. 83 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,412 ... And they get no money. 84 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:12,168 But he extends the payment deadline Exhausted guests to pay... 85 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,755 What a great idea! 86 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,270 But it's not going to work. 87 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:24,974 Müller-Mayer Fall is in Stockholm on IHOFA. He cannot return. 88 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:31,058 - IHO-what? - IHOFA, a trade fair for the hotel industry. 89 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:36,774 - When we go also to Stockholm. - Olga understand immediately what is happening. 90 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:42,687 Nonsense! A real hotel owner must go to it there... IHOFA, yes. 91 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:46,446 Yes, there had not been to Stockholm. Swedish girls, you know... 92 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:52,214 - Olga’s jealous as a Sicilian. - Say that it's for our best! 93 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:56,614 And that's her forever faithful... 94 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,406 Eternally faithful... 95 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:20,064 - Where is little Mimi? - ls it private or as a veterinarian? 96 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:24,460 As a veterinarian, of course. To you l would never go private. 97 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:30,328 There had been not so wise of you. What do you want, really? 98 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:34,040 Since you do not have any cattle, l inseminate Mimi. 99 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:40,497 Your disgusting pig! Have you no shame in my body? 100 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:44,484 Where is Mimi and where you can hang pants, your sex gaming! 101 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,476 First, l have a suss. 102 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:55,271 And our Otto was able to convince Olga that the journey was absolutely necessary. 103 00:10:55,920 --> 00:11:00,141 All the next day he flew and his friend till Stockholm. 104 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:06,488 He left his faithful wife believe that he had honorable intentions. 105 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,790 ls a flight to Stockholm so expensive? 106 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:21,300 Sure, seen the bill for my husband! 107 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,869 Yeah, l'm flying tomorrow morning. 108 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,560 ln Stockholm managed our friends- 109 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:54,211 - To get a meeting with the inexorable Müller-Mayer Fall next day 110 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,846 - And threw his side owed a duty of work. 111 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:16,670 Willing Sacrifice and without fear for effort- 112 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:21,629 - Obtained the knowledge at the fair Within about the last gastronomy. 113 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,925 Even at night they were out- 114 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:33,518 - To explore all possible serve tourism in their home country. 115 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,085 Taxi! 116 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,242 Help! 117 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:59,117 How long should l wait here? 118 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:03,301 Hurry up, l want to get in! 119 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,042 Tolper! 120 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,180 Otto! Otto! 121 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,451 Wake up, Otto! Your wife is here! 122 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:23,799 Otto! Olga's down there, outside the hotel. 123 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,341 Hallelujah! 124 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,107 l think l give a shit on me! 125 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,162 There... 126 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,047 Otto! 127 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,197 He has a whole harem here. 128 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,156 All three... For a grabukk! 129 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,987 Otto? 130 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,724 Wake up, Otto! Your wife is here! 131 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,036 Hell, you know not what l'm saying? 132 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:15,997 Your wife is here! Olga come anytime. O-L-G-A! 133 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:23,414 Yeah... Ask her to bring beer, two pretzels and a couple of sausages. 134 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,846 You are full... 135 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,876 Olga? 136 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,533 Why did not you say it right away, you fool? 137 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:36,189 Where are you going with her?. 138 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,871 Help me, your sheep's brain! 139 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,171 So, with all three? 140 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:00,620 - Otto-vennenl - Staying her. 141 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,492 Otto! 142 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,972 Otto, what do you do? 143 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,042 Fort, Otto! 144 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,692 Boaen! 145 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:25,584 Otto! Close the door, slerjegl 146 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,307 - Otto! - Who is it? 147 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:31,011 Come in. 148 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,901 Olga... 149 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:38,260 What a surprise... How did you come here? 150 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:43,968 The carrier pigeon, of course. What is going on? 151 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,090 - Good morning, Mrs. Olga. - It's noon. 152 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:56,478 Of course, what else? You must be hungry. Come, let's go. 153 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:01,099 No, l have to refresh me. Put your bags there! 154 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:27,123 - What are you doing? - l wanted to show where the bathroom is. 155 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:33,992 - Otto, you are so messy... - Let it be. I'll take it. 156 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,740 - What did you say? - Nothing. It was my stomach. 157 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:46,318 - He is so hungry. - Have you eaten breakfast? 158 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:51,519 Yes, of course. But it's the middle of the day. 159 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,386 What is it? 160 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:59,240 Yeah, that. There's nothing at all. 161 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:03,660 - Nothing? It is an evening gown! - Are you sure? 162 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,467 - How did it get here? -Yes, how? 163 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,171 Hold up, Otto. 164 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:14,485 Now that she has seen it, you can just as well say the truth. 165 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,460 What would l say? 166 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:23,698 He bought it. There should have be a surprise. 167 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:29,118 - Did l buy it? -Yes, your beloved Olga. 168 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,476 Now you could say that. 169 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:41,047 - Hope you enjoy it. - Otto, l had not expected me! 170 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:51,697 Now, the first away. What has he done with them... 171 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,229 - Throw her out the window! -Yeah, eighth floor! 172 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:59,660 - Come, little Swedish girl. - l dressed her. 173 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:04,549 - It is not the dress... - Damn! Hold her! 174 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,781 Did you really with all three at night? 175 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,212 Good day, we take up later. 176 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,421 l love you, my strong stallion! 177 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,386 So, with all three? 178 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:22,069 You must go, Birgit... or whatever your name is. 179 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:26,124 -You have to disappear. - Why? 180 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,880 Because his wife is here. 181 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,664 - Should l go out on the street like that? - His wife is morbidly jealous. 182 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,525 She is wild. She kills us all! 183 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:43,384 - No, help! - No, not there! 184 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,670 ls not it a little too tight? 185 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:58,639 No, absolutely not. It sat like a glove. 186 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,580 - What is it? - There was a knock on the door. 187 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:08,897 - It's Mr. Foss. - A banker who wants money from me. 188 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,930 Will he borrow money from you? 189 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:19,138 A bankrupt banker... which will have a loan of Otto. 190 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:26,736 - He follows him. - I'll show him... 191 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,860 Good day. 192 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,821 All right, Mr. Gruber... 193 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,340 We both know why I'm here. 194 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:41,205 Forward with your check! 195 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,835 Who do you think you are? 196 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,026 What will she do? 197 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,822 What's on, Mr. Gruber?. 198 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:59,260 For two hours l utpanter hotel. Then it's out there with you. 199 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,406 -You hear a cuckoo? - Cuckoo? She is totally crazy. 200 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,979 What will allow you, you... 201 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,052 Excuse me a moment. 202 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,256 Who is crazy no? 203 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:26,040 It is his wife. She is crazy. 204 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:38,308 And who are you, Miss? l understand, he's your man. 205 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:44,247 To me, he said that he is married with a terrible fear of lizard. 206 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:52,097 - Herr Müller-Mayer Fall. My wife... - She is adorable, delicious! 207 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,446 - Delicious? -Yes! 208 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:59,014 It makes me angry that you do not has presented me for your wife. 209 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,827 You are a rogue, you. 210 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,749 Madame, l hope that we have taken more to come. 211 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,229 No problems. l work on Kattegatt bar. 212 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,944 The bar in the hotel Pirchner Hof. 213 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,829 Do you have a bar on site too? Fantastic! 214 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:31,278 It's probably high time for me to visit you at my hotel. 215 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,101 l cancel Distraint. 216 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:43,417 Why did not you say that you have such a lovely wife? Man is not a beast. 217 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,350 -You! - l go immediately. 218 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,107 We are ready. 219 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,116 Goodbye! 220 00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:00,354 He is not quite wise. Now we go to IHOFA. 221 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,989 - Coat your... - No, l do not need. 222 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:10,013 - The main thing is that we come from somewhere. - Thank God! 223 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,606 Good morning. 224 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:22,798 What's that noise? Do not sleep in peace? 225 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,861 Good God, help me. 226 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,867 A beer. 227 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:38,412 Now the winds blew, the second in Stockholm. Looking forward, there was no question about. 228 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:45,488 On IHOFA exhibition was in 13 70 stands and Olga was tireless. 229 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,661 And in the evening She had more desire. 230 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,229 What does a wife about her husband's Interior?. 231 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,306 Otto did not have anything against Olga, - 232 00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:02,856 - But as the gentleman he was having he say goodbye to their three Swedes. 233 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,461 Cheers! 234 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,970 ln good condition and strengthened by the success- 235 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:33,303 - Turned our two heroes and Olga Unsuspecting home. 236 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,700 What are you doing down there, children? 237 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:44,629 - VI fucks, aunt Josefa! - Good, good. 238 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,076 l thought that you smoked. 239 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:56,188 l am a rlktig filur, fucks like a watch and shed. 240 00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,660 Not here, people can hear you. 241 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,141 l am a horny parrot and fucking in both 'The Castle and Koje. 242 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,130 - Detlev! - Schorschi! Now it goes too far. 243 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:16,029 This is so embarrassing, pastor. What should l do with jade? 244 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,396 Hook up, I'll kukel 245 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:26,312 You have tamed the better. Parrot my sit and pray all day. 246 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,101 Come and see. 247 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:37,663 Look! It just sits there, completely still. 248 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:45,376 My upbringing. Leave Detlev here I'll get him to fit the language. 249 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,575 All right, l leave my Detlev here. 250 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:55,704 - Goodbye, sweet Detlev. - Bye. 251 00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,919 - If we fuck, cutie? -Yes, what do you think l have asked for?. 252 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,582 Trump. 253 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:15,143 l get so angry. Every day his wife for more money. 254 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,771 What does she do with them, then? 255 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,254 Do not know. l give her no. 256 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,170 Then a very beautiful guest came to the hotel, - 257 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:32,263 - Otto was happy again Stockholm and nearly forgotten. 258 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,501 What are you doing, Josefa? Why mess in the septic tank? 259 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,695 - l lost my apron. -You can not touch you now! 260 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,510 l do not care apron, but my lunch is in it. 261 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:53,215 Hotel Pirchner Hof. What did you say? 262 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,324 Help! Help! 263 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:03,208 - A myriad of assault! - What is it? 264 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:17,501 Is that you, Mr. Müller-Mayer Fall. You're dumber than the train! 265 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,460 Oi... It is the Müller-Mayer Fall. 266 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,956 Who is it that is dumber than the train, really? 267 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,026 He utpanter hotel. 268 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:37,157 Mr. Müller-Mayer Fall, I'm here. Sorry. Everything is as it should. 269 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:42,103 When you listen to me: ln front of me l have a folder. 270 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:47,319 A million D-Mark is a lot of money, even for me. 271 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:53,543 l extended the due date only because you have such a wonderful wife. 272 00:30:53,520 --> 00:31:00,688 But you are well aware of l can raise it at any time? 273 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,972 Do you understand that? Good, good. 274 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:09,297 When you understand that l want anything for it, namely your wife. 275 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,899 How had it been about your wife figured out any good? 276 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,286 l do not understand... 277 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,830 Can you give me the room key, at least? 278 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:24,829 Tony! Take the lady to your room! 279 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,037 So happy, so... 280 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,335 l do not know if l understand you correctly... 281 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,750 See you, your sheep-brain! 282 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:42,749 No, l meant not you. Yes, l understand. 283 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,172 Well, well, well. 284 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:50,485 I'm going to take time off for three days. Book a room for me at the hotel- 285 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,586 With a lie-friendly bed! 286 00:31:53,640 --> 00:32:00,478 But it is absolutely not. We are booked. 287 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:05,389 It does nothing. l take into the inn instead. 288 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,655 The important thing is your lovely wife is there. 289 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,480 l take the car. It’s just a stone's throw from here. Bye. 290 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,880 What should l do now? 291 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,310 Get Alois, quick! 292 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:29,198 Why do you stand there and fumble? Bring your lady and wash the dress! 293 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,162 Here, boss. 294 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,779 Hello? No, l searched Alois. ls he out on the meadow? 295 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,270 It was very... l have up on the meadow. 296 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,365 Otto, have you signed the checks? 297 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:50,758 - Well, they. No, l have not had time. -You promised me to the beauty of the journey. 298 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:57,393 - l would also like you to go. -You promised me to get money. 299 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:03,333 You should get them. Josefa! Get Tony in linen closet! 300 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,859 What makes Tony the linen closet? He is too young for that! 301 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,350 l can not more... 302 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,836 See, there it is yes. 303 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,322 Fool! 304 00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,939 That's enough! What have we here? 305 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,044 Keep up your miserable swine! 306 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,846 Wrap yourself here! Begone! 307 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,429 Cover up to, you little jump! 308 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,580 As the youth races! 309 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:53,165 Mr. Wasserfall come. 310 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:59,799 He will be your wife, that the Swede which he believes to be your wife. 311 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:04,504 And when he does not get her, koko! 312 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:13,309 There is only one way out: Olga must disappear. 313 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:18,974 What say you? l will not kill anyone! 314 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:24,205 Jokes Prat. Send her beauty journey! 315 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,236 When Olga's gone on the journey - 316 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:33,684 - Then Wasserfall fun with the Swede in peace and quiet. 317 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,820 Do you understand me now? 318 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:43,024 - Birgit is in Stockholm. - What then? We fly her here. 319 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:50,122 Swedes do it often, and whether it which they do so with Wasserfall too. 320 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,372 Give it to me. 321 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:59,059 But Alois... It's my life! 322 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,611 Hold up! The bad! 323 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:09,142 No, it does not go. He arrives today. It’s just a stone's throw away! 324 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:13,784 Leave it to me! l take care of him tonight. 325 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,270 Tomorrow is here Birgit and Olga is gone. 326 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,939 I'm going straight to the travel agency. She's as good as gone. 327 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,976 Welcome, Mr. Müller-Mayer Fall. 328 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:59,789 What is this nonsense? 329 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,362 Which for a sustained and unfair! 330 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,450 Begone! Vik away! 331 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,586 He must have the Holy Spirit under the hood. 332 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,972 Sunday Motorist! 333 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:39,879 - Crazy! You run too fast. -You are crazy in the head. 334 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,531 You are in league with the devil! 335 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:48,288 You shall not commit sin! I'm going to the police report you! 336 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,174 Fuck too! He seems familiar here. 337 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,300 To the side, sisters! 338 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:43,278 - It was time that we have arrived. -Yes, boss. 339 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,081 Help! 340 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,349 - Boss! - l do not have time now. 341 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,370 Your wife asked for you. She has something to say. 342 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,963 - She said what she wants? - What do you think, a warm afternoon? 343 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,726 Yes, yes, marriage joys... 344 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:50,632 Olga say that l have a surprise to her and be back in an hour! 345 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,740 Does he think l am deaf or senile? 346 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:58,100 Josefa! Water birches also. 347 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,012 That's right. 348 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,122 So, she said. 349 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,653 So you? It is not l on again. 350 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:14,224 Come tomorrow morning! l look forward to it. 351 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,980 Birgit come, and in time, tomorrow morning. 352 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,925 And? ls not she understand everything? 353 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,294 Yes, she agrees with everything as l have said. 354 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:35,372 - What will it cost? - Cheap as it gets. Flights, accommodation... 355 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,067 But in terms of a million... 356 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:44,264 - Müller-Mayer Fall is coming soon! - Quiet, him l take off. 357 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,676 Max? 358 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,677 Max? 359 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,716 Max! 360 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:18,159 See, Samson. There on the terrace is shaded. We drink coffee there. 361 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:24,912 No, Eleonore. Over there. l want to sit in the sun. 362 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:31,103 She in beauty salon will not be happy. Shadow would have been better... 363 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,197 He is as clumsy as you. 364 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:14,838 - l pray so much about the apology. - l said we'd take the terrace! 365 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,107 It should not happen again. 366 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:59,378 She takes the first bus in the morning. Olga has always wanted this! 367 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:04,343 Tell her that you have won the journey a contest! 368 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:09,150 Olga never say no to anything which is free. 369 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,196 It is true enough. 370 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:15,990 I'm waiting for Wasserfall in Croatian and since... Meet Olga from me! 371 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:36,173 It broke the banker... No wonder he drives a car like that. 372 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,966 Maybe he'll borrow from Otto again! I'll show him! 373 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,820 Hey you! 374 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:51,125 - If you think you can come here... - Madman Stockholm! 375 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,181 Exactly! Begging of honorable people... 376 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,892 Watch out! 377 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,797 Manager?. 378 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:21,558 What happened, boss? Why backed you? When one sees not bend. 379 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:26,719 - Do you think I'm a complete idiot? - No one is perfect. 380 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:31,054 - Where have you been all this time? - l... 381 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,332 DARN die! 382 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,279 How you can walk out. 383 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:47,219 Sit at the wheel! You run! 384 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,811 ls there something wrong, boss? 385 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:06,141 How did you come from? l thought you came from Munich. 386 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:11,268 l have already been Pirchner Hof but l had to go. 387 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,692 Backward... 388 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:17,901 - Since your wife suddenly appeared. - My wife? 389 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:22,744 l have no... Yes, my wife! 390 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:27,254 Of course, she lives down in the hotel. 391 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,670 Tomorrow she is off in a nursing home. 392 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:34,076 For her, should requiring gun license! 393 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:47,422 Tell your friend that l only have three days. He knows what is applicable. 394 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,107 You're absolutely right. 395 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:54,244 Shall we take a glass together?. 396 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:05,824 Our two imp thus had succeeded again. 397 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:11,938 Olga was happy as a child over her husband's great gift. 398 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:33,663 And the dangerous Müller-Mayer Fall was, as planned, - 399 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,660 ln the safe custody of Alois. 400 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:03,549 He knows at least when it's time to quit. 401 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,387 Another round. 402 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:31,472 Oh my God, so ugly you are. How can you be so ugly? 403 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,386 And you are senseless drunk! 404 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,490 Yes, but it goes tomorrow. 405 00:48:53,080 --> 00:49:00,521 All spoke for the whole story would have a happy end 406 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:06,294 - Since life in the village continued as usual the next day. 407 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,920 What a cute cat! 408 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,861 Hey you, Hildegard. 409 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:23,813 - Can l pet your kitty? - Sure, if you keep the cat. 410 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,786 No! Help! 411 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,604 - Good morning! - Do not cry like that. 412 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:40,213 - l do not feel good. - Why not? 413 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:44,904 One of the 60 snapsene Yesterday must have been bad. 414 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:49,095 - Otto, the bus goes soon. -Yes, l come. 415 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:54,274 Alois, how are you with Müller-Mayer Fall? 416 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,340 If he lives, He wakes up in the afternoon. 417 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,596 Come in! 418 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,387 It’s me. 419 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,146 The eggs, boss. 420 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:16,684 - Would you really have three dozen? - Fine. The brands l tonight! 421 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,142 Wait, Max. 422 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:49,054 Drink yourself! Best to always be ready. 423 00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:00,885 What are you waiting for?. Your widget will probably also out of the garage at times? 424 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:09,470 Humpback! You poured raw eggs in my face! 425 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,109 Next time l cook them first. 426 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,220 What looks my eye? 427 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:24,592 - That crazy woman man go. - Good, then all obstacles away! 428 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,946 - l will distinguish me. - Why? 429 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,879 Because his wife drives at the pub the night. 430 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:22,300 It was bad. Has she started to drink? 431 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,300 No. She looks after me. 432 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,845 Everything is ready. Olga has gone. 433 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:38,443 - The boss! Taxis come with l-l-l... - Stam faster. 434 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:43,820 It has come a taxi with a mass... 435 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:57,873 Birgit, so good to see you. ls not she lovely, Alois? 436 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,906 Now l do not understand... 437 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,332 What is going on? 438 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,200 - Are you crazy? - She would not come alone. 439 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:24,598 - Thanks for the holiday. - Which holiday? 440 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,307 Pick up the ladies to Otto! 441 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,466 - How will she take them? - ln your apartment. 442 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,262 Now you have been totally crazy! 443 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:40,442 Not here, Hildegard. Give them the big triple room! 444 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:45,110 - Boss, l must say... - They are actually people! 445 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:49,341 Well you say it loud and clear! 446 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,477 Tony! 447 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,176 You are here. 448 00:53:56,240 --> 00:54:01,268 - Boss, really... with all three? - Begone! 449 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,522 And you... 450 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:11,118 Are you completely mad? Do you know what it costs me here? 451 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,021 It costs at least four thousand! 452 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:19,279 But it is about a million, so l thought it was an investment. 453 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:24,343 What did they ''vacation''? Tell what you said to them! 454 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:30,094 l said that you longed for them and that they could live here. 455 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:35,279 - And the bathroom... and hiking. - So nice. 456 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:40,638 But you have not said anything the Müller-Mayer Fall? 457 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,541 Well, he?! No, not one word. 458 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:49,448 - The moldy tree call! - He may not come. 459 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,067 But she is certainly here now. 460 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:04,973 This with Müller-Mayer Fall you tell her. 461 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:11,257 Yes... But let them rest a bit in our beautiful country first. 462 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:15,415 And when they are happy and satisfied, l turn to. 463 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:22,357 - l have a bomb safe level. - Oh, yes, even a bomb solution... 464 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:32,503 When Wasserfall come, l take him... 465 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,611 Watch out, cardboard call! 466 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,812 What is this stuff? 467 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,556 Came Inn. 468 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,586 Max! 469 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,996 Good day, Mr. Müller-Mayer Fall. 470 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:41,524 - How are our small business? - Like clockwork. 471 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:48,023 - Must he join? - No. 472 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:54,479 Everything is as you wish but on one condition: 473 00:57:54,480 --> 00:58:00,328 - My wife does not know anything. - How do you mean? 474 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,541 She must think l am. 475 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:12,966 - Oh, yes, l understand. For an idea! - There is only one small problem... 476 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,890 My wife is in fact... pervert. 477 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:24,525 - She can only do so on a Bavarian. - The Bavarian? 478 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,749 At night you get a ladder. 479 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,940 So if you take in through the window. 480 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:40,404 l shall therefore take me through window, which you tend to do here? 481 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,596 -Yes, but... - No but. 482 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,440 My wife wants everything around should be on the Bavarian way. 483 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,484 But since it is hoppsa! 484 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:56,934 It sounds promising. l was always open to new things. 485 00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:01,294 But do not talk, boss. Then again she knows you. 486 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:07,020 The window on the second floor, the third from the right... 487 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,782 The window is there. 488 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,406 It opens on the battle at noon. 489 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,319 What is it with you? It can not go wrong- 490 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,261 Now that Wasserfall has gone on it! 491 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:46,565 But think about Birgit recognize DARN where the Prussians? 492 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,757 Then she disappears before you can blink! 493 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,371 Firstly, it is dark in the room- 494 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:57,423 - And for the second coming Wasserfall not to say a word. 495 01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:03,584 She can not recognize him only moaning. 496 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,767 You can laugh, you. 497 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:12,222 It is important that you ensure Birgit that comes alone. 498 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,966 You must be in love with only her not all three. 499 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,197 If you include the others, you're doomed. 500 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:25,008 It is the least concern. She comes alone and open the window. 501 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,279 Hope she does not feel it not l, but Müller-Mayer Fall. 502 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:36,992 As well she knows you. And not your Little Man either. 503 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:42,853 - Something else is there with Olga. - Stop! I'm glad she's gone. 504 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,396 One more time: 505 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:07,602 l go to Birgit and say that l To be alone with her in the night. 506 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,870 She will come when the other two sleep. 507 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:16,517 So she will sneak to second floor and in the room 29 - 508 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,466 And open the window at noon. 509 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:24,230 So l climb up to her at a ladder and sticking down in the bed. 510 01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:29,678 The villain! He will sneak through the window, it marked me. 511 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,387 Room 29. . 512 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:42,764 - Did you hear?. What was it sound? - Hello? ls anyone there? 513 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:47,309 - What is it? - It comes from the beer garden. 514 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:51,740 - Why do you kick me? - What are you talking about? 515 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,556 It can not be true. 516 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:41,360 Gosh, m-m-my Swedish girls! 517 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,790 Away with paws! 518 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:49,300 - The girls are mine! - Do not talk nonsense. 519 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:56,548 Take him home to mom so that he learn to speak properly! 520 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,765 Josefa! Help! 521 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:10,039 - My swedish girls! - They do not get our girls. 522 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:26,340 You luspudler, here you will get! 523 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:11,420 Do you vomit? 524 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,267 Only in May them down, only! 525 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,892 Refill! 526 01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,181 End of the Lord and the Holy Ghost! 527 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,572 Excuse me, Otto! 528 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,267 It does nothing. 529 01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:27,830 - Does it hurt? - No, only when l laugh. 530 01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,669 What is this? Help, Otto! 531 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:35,761 I'm coming! 532 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:07,861 Bravo! Fantastic! 533 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:15,733 l must say... Your wife is amazing. 534 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,895 - Thanks, Mr. Müller-Mayer Fall. - Continue with the show! 535 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:24,004 To see something like that is amazing outstanding. 536 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:29,694 Then l need not worry about Your property and my money more. 537 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:34,219 Thanks for the compliment, It’s so kind of you. 538 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:36,947 You'll see her later. 539 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:42,028 Good day, my lovely. l am deeply impressed... speechless. 540 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:47,967 That you are such a brilliant singer and equally brilliant dancer... 541 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,861 Who would guessed that? 542 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,720 - l look forward to the night. - Why? 543 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:57,547 Because... 544 01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,761 Are you crazy? 545 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:03,890 He looks forward to the night, since he can dream about you then. 546 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:08,903 Excuse me, but now the ladies change. 547 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,566 Goodbye! 548 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,501 And this Wasserfall to get the girl in the night... 549 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:23,341 What a misery. 550 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:28,303 Wait, the other two... The measures taken me l could! 551 01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,606 At night l turn to. 552 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:34,480 What a despicable guy. Who was it? 553 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:38,820 A bankrupt banker who wants to borrow money from me. 554 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:42,037 Why throw him out? 555 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:45,766 Because I'm a nice person. 556 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:57,258 Excuse me, ma'am... Do you know where l buy birth control here in the village? 557 01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:59,947 Such can not buy here. 558 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:06,417 But it hung out in the stables. Take it, if it is urgent. 559 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:12,373 But hang it back afterwards. It belongs namely byforeningen. 560 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,622 Birgit... 561 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:32,424 l want to be alone with you tonight, without your friends. Do you want it? 562 01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:35,671 Of course. 563 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:39,690 But Ulla and Vivi will too. They love you. 564 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:43,030 Therefore, you should come when they have fallen asleep. 565 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:48,973 Sneak away from them and go to room 29 in the second floor. 566 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:52,316 Room 29? 567 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:58,697 Open the window on the battle twelve, lie in bed and wait! 568 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:01,820 - Naked, of course. - So, then? 569 01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:07,364 So l climb up on the balcony and coming in to you. 570 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:14,452 But you do not have the light on. And l will be completely quiet. 571 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:17,227 But I've always light on. 572 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:22,604 Then makes an exception in the night and extinguish it, for her friend's sake. 573 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,831 Yeah. l do everything for you. 574 01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:31,034 Birgit... l will be the key in the lock. 575 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:54,303 Really... Do not light the light and not say a word. How nice! 576 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,807 Come! 577 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:01,860 From there we look good. 578 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,922 Come! 579 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:08,966 What time is it? 580 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:13,261 - Ten on. - Then he must come soon. 581 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:44,024 Then the room 26 to 29. . 582 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:04,794 And the rooms are 29 rooms 26 583 01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:54,106 Here are 29 584 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,484 - Who calls so late at night? - It’s just the king and the cat! 585 01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:47,460 Do not talk nonsense now! 586 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:53,743 - Did you say something about the king or l? - Quiet! Set up the ladder! 587 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:05,501 - It’s too short. - So, did you notice that too? 588 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,876 Cardboard Call! Idiot! 589 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:14,175 l take it, boss. 590 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:20,048 You climb up there, l lift up ladder and you climb on. 591 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:25,603 - Are you watching? - I'm no idiot. 592 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:47,364 Now l lift up the ladder. 593 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:55,266 Soon you up. 594 01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:01,200 And how should l get up now? 595 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:07,088 - l thought you were up there. - One day you end up even higher up... 596 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:19,788 Even better! The rope is over the balcony next door. 597 01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:26,229 Good. l weigh not much and hoist it goes easy. 598 01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:30,859 No problems. l lifted heavy ladies in my youth. 599 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,949 Good! Go on, Max! 600 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:50,547 l can Not more, sjef! 601 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:59,900 Beautiful, lady. Stunning tits! 602 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:05,324 - Rude guy! You should get. - It sounds nice. 603 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:14,236 Chief! l can not take any more! 604 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:18,990 - Spit in your hands! - Okay, boss. 605 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:28,974 You said I'd spit in his hands. 606 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:35,958 A donkey! Get the donkey! With that, l manage it. 607 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:44,157 View in peace and quiet! l go away for a while. 608 01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:50,008 - Why? - l have something in the telescope. 609 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:54,221 -You think? - Exactly. 610 01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:01,061 It is perhaps not a bad idea... 611 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:11,868 Stop! Too high! It’s too loud, l said! 612 01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:22,010 Tony! It’s a flying man outside the window. Look! 613 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:25,146 Hallucinating you always when you fuck? 614 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:28,636 What do you say, boss? l do not hear. 615 01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:37,010 Tony, there was a man outside the window. 616 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:40,430 Oh, that’s just a donkey. 617 01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:46,539 Top, this is absolutely right. 618 01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,691 Chief! 619 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:03,230 Chief! ls everything okay? 620 01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:07,580 l'm not quite with... 621 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:11,525 Fuck, where do l not show up. 622 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,942 Confounded, too! 623 01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:00,486 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 624 01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,990 l thought you were down there. 625 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:08,909 - Everything will go well. - So you say, yes... 626 01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:15,712 l felt sorry for the girl, which must be with such a scoundrel... 627 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:22,062 The thought of him over her is not nice. l feel sorry for her. 628 01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:28,063 - It’s a shame and disgrace... - That you should have thought of before! 629 01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:35,063 - Go to the page. - What are you doing? 630 01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:40,029 - l shall comfort me. - No, now it's my turn. 631 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,406 Will they be up? 632 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:48,043 Quiet, Alois. You are right. Just enter. 633 01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:56,438 - Do you know... It’s a donkey in there. - What? A donkey? 634 01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:00,795 Such arguments trick l do not go on. 635 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:14,504 The bastard has stirred them to me! He wants all women for themselves! 636 01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:17,227 Now it is enough! 637 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:40,941 - Tony! - My swedish girls! 638 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,167 I'm not finished! 639 01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:53,268 Birgit? Birgit, open! 640 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:05,340 Sorry to disturb, Birgit. l must say something... 641 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,500 You will not interfere, Alois. 642 01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:12,735 Good. The man in there... 643 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:17,254 It is Otto's fault. It’s all about money... 644 01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:24,118 Otto loved just so amazing with me that l forgave him for everything. 645 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,287 Otto? 646 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:30,410 - Olga... - Exactly, Otto. 647 01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:39,316 Tell us how lovely it was, Otto-old man. 648 01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:46,661 Yes, it was the right place. 649 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:51,629 - What? You? - Madman Stockholm? 650 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:55,235 - Was it you? -You? 651 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:04,118 -You were fantastic. -You were outstanding. 652 01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:09,190 - Beloved... - Beloved... 653 01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:18,856 It can not be true! 654 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:32,206 What's on? 655 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:37,694 -You're up there? -You're in there? 656 01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,762 You?! 657 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:45,389 - But, but... - Otto, l must tell you one thing. 658 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:49,934 - So that was why it did not go. - l should have drunk the eggs... 659 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:56,456 Up there, in room 29, located Mr. Wasserfall... your Olga. 660 01:24:56,440 --> 01:25:01,639 - By Olga? - Olga fucking with Foss... 661 01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:07,374 - When the race is run... - No, quite the contrary! 662 01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:15,131 Foss was so good in bed that Olga has forgiven you for all the nonsense! 663 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:21,087 He was much better than you. He was better than him! 664 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:31,454 Egg... l only say one thing: Egg. 665 01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:35,484 After the unbelievable had happened- 666 01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:42,232 - And everyone involved had arranged in a somewhat unusual manner- 667 01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:45,510 - Was the happy end inevitable. 668 01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:14,900 Please wait... 669 01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:20,239 Mr. Gruber, you must write the our contract. You are the hotel owner. 670 01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:24,415 And we are your partners. 671 01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:30,965 - Be so good. - Enter now, then! 672 01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:41,537 Then we go. The plane is waiting. Olga will go on a honeymoon right away. 673 01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:45,320 She wants all the time! 674 01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:48,856 Goodbye, everybody! 675 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:54,061 - Shut up! - Goodbye. 676 01:26:56,760 --> 01:27:00,480 Wait, now it's my turn! 677 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:13,278 No, Max. You are here. We will be alone during the honeymoon. 678 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:17,654 - What should l... -You get two weeks off. Have fun! 679 01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:21,150 When l throw myself over the Swedes! 680 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:24,021 l forgot something. 681 01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:32,442 My eggs! 682 01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:52,895 - Bye! - And now we run. 683 01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:00,651 Sorry. 684 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:43,741 - Where are you? - Here l am! 685 01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:58,300 Sodom and Gomorrah! 686 01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:19,764 And if they have not died yet, so they still love today... 687 01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:29,824 END 53843

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