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Hey, come here!
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Harry. Yeah?
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What time is it?
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Oh, well, it's...
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I got you.
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Oh.
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So the embalming fluid's
spraying all over the mortuary...
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and the body slides off the
table onto my new assistant...
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who starts screaming that the dead
guy's got a woody and is trying to do her.
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...a bigger closet.
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Despite their money and
willingness to part with it...
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the morticians are creeping me out.
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At least you don't have
a ballroom full of coffins.
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How much are they worth?
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Dirk is worth $50 mil.
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He's got the largest string of
funeral homes in North America...
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and he's getting richer by the minute
because people are dying to see him.
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Don't give up your day job.
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Get it? It's funny.
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Ever done it in a coffin?
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It was only once.
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I think they're kind of sexy.
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Yes, and they're used
to dealing with dead people...
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so sex with you
wouldn't be a disappointment.
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That was very funny.
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I'm on fire today.
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That was funny. You laughed.
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You seeing this? It's amazing.
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$50, dark shirt.
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What have we got goin' tonight, boys?
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Quite possibly the two stupidest
people on the planet Earth.
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Dumb and Dumber.
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We would have had a security
escort them out...
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but we got a little side bet
going on: Which one is stupider.
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Yeah, so who's winnin'?
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You tell us.
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It looks like a dead heat.
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Well, here's the problem. Just
for fun, we ran a check on 'em.
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They don't exist.
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There's nothin' on 'em?
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I mean, there's no job history...
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no driver's license numbers, nothin'?
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I'm pretty sure they're too stupid to
hold down jobs or pass a driving test.
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Actually, there is no law
against being stupid...
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or pickin' your nose in public.
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But even the dumbest guy in the world...
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has to have some kind of public history...
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we should be able to look up, no?
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Here we go again.
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Wait a minute, this guy's got some
kind of a skin irritation or somethin'.
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Push in on his arm whatever you can.
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Blow it up.
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Looks like something's
embedded under the skin.
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Give me thermal and infrared.
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Whatever it is, it's synthetic
and generating heat.
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We got a third party joining
'em. Putting it on the screen now.
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I told you to meet me in Las Vegas.
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But we are in Las Vegas.
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Las Vegas, New Mexico, you idiots.
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Whoops. Whoops.
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It looks like some kind
of scanning device.
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We got nothin' on the third party.
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Apparently, he doesn't exist, either.
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What are the chances
of three non-existent guys...
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showing up at my casino
at the same time?
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Not real good.
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Not real good.
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What the...
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One second.
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Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
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Are you on leave?
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Discharged.
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You're discharged?
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There's the winner!
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When did you get back?
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God, I missed you.
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Turning over chip thief to Metro.
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Hey!
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Hey, what's up, man?
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How you doin'?
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How come you didn't call? I missed you.
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Why didn't you tell us you were coming?
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You got a haircut.
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Why don't we give the boy
some air here?
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Why doesn't everybody
go back to work...
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and we can all catch up
with each other later?
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It's really good to see
you, Danny. You look great.
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All right, I'll catch up with you later.
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Good to see you. Good to see you, man.
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I knew you'd be okay.
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We missed you.
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Will you have dinner with me tonight?
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Of course.
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I get off at 10:00.
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10:00 it is.
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Looks like you guys
have gotten pretty slack
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since I've been gone.
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What? Yeah, I would've...
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I would've spotted that chip thief
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before he made his play for the chips.
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So how'd it go, man?
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Let's just say, I did
what they needed me to do...
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and now they don't need me anymore.
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You guys made some changes
around here.
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You know, Vegas,
always reinventin' itself.
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So you all ready to go back to work?
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That's why I'm here.
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Listen, why don't...
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You should take off
for a little while and relax.
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I'd rather work.
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If you ever need to,
you know, talk to someone...
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Nothin' to talk about.
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US forces were attacked
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for a third straight day...
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raising the death toll once again.
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Mr. Deline.
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Welcome home.
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It's good to be home, Mitch.
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Your car keys.
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Thanks for watching after my car, Mikey.
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My pleasure.
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Except I still think
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you need to install some anti lock brakes.
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So who's the new guy?
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This is Leo. He's been
helping out since you left.
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Danny McCoy. Leo Broder.
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Welcome aboard.
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And I guess welcome back
would be appropriate.
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Thank you. It's good to be back.
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What? Are you trying to replace me?
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What are you talkin' about?
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Leo? No. I just need a
little extra help, that's all.
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What the hell's the matter with you?
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I'm just kiddin'.
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Goof.
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So...
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What?
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What have we got?
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We got a couple of idiots.
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Yeah, and one of them
has got something embedded
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under his skin.
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A cheating device?
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Neither one has even come close
to gambling since they've been here.
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The thing is, the couple of them there,
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I don't think they're capable of cheating.
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The third one, he could be.
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Mitch, enhance
that thermal image for me.
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You got it.
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Give me a color shift
on his body. Cool it down.
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Change the color spectrum.
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And that, ladies, is a serial number.
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Nice. My boy's still got it.
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Run that serial number through
everything we got there, Leo...
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and then post these three guys
with Metro, FBI, Homeland Security.
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Maybe we'll get lucky with somethin'.
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So Dirk and the morticians...
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would like to rent out Mystique
for their end-of-convention party.
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We hear it's the hottest club in town.
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It is, but it won't be if I
rent it to you. No offense.
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We're not offended.
We hear it all the time.
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People find out what we do for a living...
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and all of a sudden a
root canal sounds like fun.
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You won't believe how many women
change their phone numbers on us.
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Change their phone numbers?
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I've had them change their addresses...
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their medical history,
and their sexual orientation.
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Ouch.
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Look, they're pathetic.
It's one night. Work it out.
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Not gonna happen.
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Okay, she says she
can't wait for it to happen.
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He's on a Homeland Security watch list.
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Along with about 10 million other people.
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Name's Marcus Dixon.
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He's wanted for questioning, along
with his cousins Harry and Tom.
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They're brothers
wanted for questioning...
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regarding the whereabouts
of their cousin Marcus.
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Mitch, call up whoever the
hell we're supposed to call...
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and tell 'em
we got the three of them here.
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All right.
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This is a secondary watch list...
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which means these guys aren't a priority.
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I know, but they're gonna
want us to keep an eye on 'em...
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until they have the time
to send someone over here.
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Leo, call up Nessa. Tell her to
flag the three of them. Danny...
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you take a walk around the casino...
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and see if you can figure out
what they're up to.
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And Mike...
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rig up a couple mikes...
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and see if we can get
a little sound, all right?
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I've been itching to try out
my new mini-mikes.
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If you're careful...
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you can plant 'em on a suspect
without their knowledge.
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You could plant trees on these
idiots without their knowledge.
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Nessa, it's Leo.
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Hi, Leo.
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I want you to keep an eye
on a couple of guys.
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I'm shooting their picture to you now.
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Okay.
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Did somebody dip you guys
in dum-dum sauce?
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So how long has Leo been workin' here?
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Ed brought him in right after you left.
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Right after I left?
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He's a good guy. Everybody likes him.
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Especially the ladies,
if you know what I mean.
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I do not want morticians in Mystique.
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Okay, so I'm going
over your head on this one.
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So how's Mary been?
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Good.
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Luis?
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Man, don't take me back
to junior high with you.
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Mary's been true blue, like always.
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So where did they ship you to?
Iraq? Afghanistan?
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It's classified.
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It itches all the time.
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Yeah, well, it won't itch much longer.
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Really? Cool.
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How come it won't itch much longer?
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'Cause I'm going to cut the itch out.
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What do you mean cut the itch out?
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Sorry about that.
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You wanna go speak
to your father about it?
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You totally went behind my back.
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Daddy, Sam's having a little problem
with the funeral home directors.
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Ed, Delinda is having a big problem...
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and it might stem from the fact
that she once did it in a coffin.
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Excuse me?
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Sam's just trying to be funny.
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No, I'm not. Yes, you are.
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It'll be bad for business if these
morticians have their party in Mystique.
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What are you talking about? Yes, it will.
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He's worth $50 million.
Have you ever had...
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I don't care. All you care about is money!
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I don't care.
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Excuse me!
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Can you guys kind of settle
this amongst yourselves?
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I got nothin' to do with this.
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If it were anyone
other than your daughter...
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who just happens
to control the location...
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that my clients wish to throw their
very expensive closing party at...
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then maybe we could.
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You know how fickle this town is
with restaurants and clubs, Daddy.
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I mean, one night
you're the toast of the town,
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and the next night you're dead.
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No pun intended.
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Listen, sweetheart, I do think
you're being unreasonable here.
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I mean, it is Vegas...
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and people really don't care
what other people do for a living.
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Unreasonable?
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No one calls you unreasonable when
you skip town during the clown convention.
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No, that's different.
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Whatever.
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It is completely abnormal...
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for grown men to paint smiles and
frowns on their faces with bright colors.
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You know, Daddy,
one would've thought...
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that the CIA might have diagnosed...
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your coulrophobia
and done something about it.
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So, you have a little
problem with clowns, big guy?
258
00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:10,201
Shut up.
259
00:14:10,943 --> 00:14:14,976
Delinda, give them Mystique
for the party, will you? Delinda.
260
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,053
But...
261
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,753
Give them Mystique.
262
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:18,852
Delinda.
263
00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:19,956
Shut up.
264
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,765
Give them Mystique.
265
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:25,710
Hey, Leo.
266
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,080
Hello, Delinda.
267
00:14:27,151 --> 00:14:29,350
We got mikes in place, Mr. D.
268
00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:34,098
I don't think I can wait until dinner.
269
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,503
You can't?
270
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,938
I need to be with you now.
271
00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:41,749
Meet me at my place.
272
00:14:41,823 --> 00:14:42,916
Okay.
273
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:48,730
Bringing up sound now.
274
00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:49,807
...crazy.
275
00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:52,371
It'll hurt if you cut the itch outta my arm.
276
00:14:52,449 --> 00:14:53,543
Come on.
277
00:14:53,619 --> 00:14:55,385
Quit being such a cry-baby whiner.
278
00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:57,155
Who are you calling a cry-baby whiner?
279
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,859
You! Can you do me a favor and act...
280
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:00,197
Bingo!
281
00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:03,836
He has a series of microchips
embedded under his skin.
282
00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,081
An extremely complex series.
283
00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:09,024
This is not your everyday
pet implant for identification.
284
00:15:09,093 --> 00:15:10,221
They probably plan to use it
285
00:15:10,296 --> 00:15:12,665
for video poker or slot
manipulation or something.
286
00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:14,296
That'd be my guess.
287
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,367
He's making a run for it.
288
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,018
Hey.
289
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:34,147
Where'd he go?
290
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,417
Ow, ow, ow.
291
00:15:35,494 --> 00:15:38,093
You and me have to have a little talk.
292
00:16:03,299 --> 00:16:04,701
Mary, I don't...
293
00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:08,506
Hey, you are my best friend
in the world...
294
00:16:10,384 --> 00:16:12,446
and I don't wanna lose that.
295
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:16,090
What happened between us
the night you left was beautiful.
296
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,635
I'm not holding you to anything.
297
00:16:19,274 --> 00:16:21,245
I'm not. I'm a big girl.
298
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,821
I knew what I was doing,
and I knew the consequences.
299
00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,052
And I'm fine...
300
00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:30,768
with everything that happened...
301
00:16:30,837 --> 00:16:33,834
and I would do it again
in the same situation.
302
00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:44,362
Danny, you can't just
sleep with me and then...
303
00:16:48,114 --> 00:16:49,641
Mary Connell...
304
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,539
will you marry me?
305
00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:13,806
And what did he say?
306
00:17:13,881 --> 00:17:15,180
"Will you marry me?"
307
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:17,311
And what did you say?
308
00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:18,687
I didn't know what to say.
309
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:19,818
So you didn't answer him?
310
00:17:19,894 --> 00:17:23,266
All I know is that he wants
to get married right away.
311
00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:25,404
He said something about
moving to Tahoe.
312
00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:26,636
Tahoe?
313
00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:27,805
Starting a family.
314
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,907
A family?
315
00:17:28,984 --> 00:17:30,545
You'd leave Vegas?
316
00:17:30,622 --> 00:17:32,057
I didn't even say yes yet.
317
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:34,187
So does that mean
you're gonna marry him or not?
318
00:17:34,264 --> 00:17:36,566
Of course she's gonna marry him.
319
00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:38,874
You'll marry him.
320
00:17:38,943 --> 00:17:42,646
We are going to throw you the
biggest wedding Vegas has ever seen.
321
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,158
But the most important question is:
322
00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:48,457
Who's going to be your maid of honor?
323
00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:53,542
You know, it's funny.
324
00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:58,459
It was right after one of
my special assignments...
325
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:02,265
that I came home and
asked Jillian to marry me.
326
00:18:02,337 --> 00:18:03,499
Really?
327
00:18:03,573 --> 00:18:06,273
Yeah. I'd been in a few mixes...
328
00:18:08,051 --> 00:18:09,645
but this one was a little different.
329
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,220
I mean, we were cooked.
No backup that we knew of.
330
00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:15,760
I remember it being the first time...
331
00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:18,778
that my life actually flashed
before my eyes.
332
00:18:19,046 --> 00:18:22,488
And it was a life that, you
know, just didn't include Jillian.
333
00:18:22,556 --> 00:18:23,649
T. McCoy!
334
00:18:23,725 --> 00:18:25,422
So I swore right then...
335
00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:28,994
if God, or whoever, pulled
me out of this thing alive...
336
00:18:29,372 --> 00:18:31,810
the first thing I was going
to do when I got back...
337
00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:34,147
was ask Jillian to marry me.
338
00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:35,855
And, by God, I did.
339
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:37,051
Hey, guys.
340
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,295
Wow, this is just like the
bridge on the Starship Enterprise.
341
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:44,003
Actually, were the Enterprise not fictitious,
we'd still be three times as large.
342
00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:46,846
I rigged up something a little
special to tap into Harry's arm.
343
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,915
It's not gonna hurt, is it?
Hey, there's Marcus and Tom.
344
00:18:49,993 --> 00:18:53,628
Harry, let me see your arm
there. Putting it on screen now.
345
00:18:54,104 --> 00:18:57,944
Most embedded microchips have magnetic
coils that activate when scanned...
346
00:18:58,014 --> 00:18:59,745
but this thing has its own power source.
347
00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:01,344
Looks like some kind of a code.
348
00:19:01,422 --> 00:19:02,823
Yeah, it is.
349
00:19:03,294 --> 00:19:04,388
Mike, break it.
350
00:19:04,463 --> 00:19:06,627
Mr. D, I can do a lot of things...
351
00:19:06,702 --> 00:19:08,366
breaking codes is not one of them.
352
00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:27,753
Sam!
353
00:19:29,562 --> 00:19:31,624
But I thought this was what you wanted?
354
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,830
Yeah, I do. It's just...
355
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:35,067
It's cold feet, that's all.
356
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:37,444
No, something is not right.
357
00:19:40,188 --> 00:19:42,739
All right, watch the drinkin'. Promise?
358
00:19:42,763 --> 00:19:45,065
Sam, hold it right there.
359
00:19:45,136 --> 00:19:46,298
Samantha Jane.
360
00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:47,433
It's just a few coffins.
361
00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:48,534
A few coffins?
362
00:19:48,611 --> 00:19:50,172
Mystique looks like a graveyard.
363
00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:52,619
Don't get your panties in
a wad. It's gonna be fine.
364
00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:54,887
For your information,
I'm not wearing any panties.
365
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,297
And you feel the need
to broadcast that to everyone?
366
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,031
This is not funny.
367
00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:01,737
You wanna give me a break?
It's 500 degrees. I'm in wool pants.
368
00:20:01,812 --> 00:20:03,783
Sweat is dripping down
the back of my thighs.
369
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:04,850
Me, too.
370
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:09,763
Listen, the boys need to put their coffins
in Mystique in case the IRS audits them.
371
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,804
Mary, she filled Mystique with coffins.
372
00:20:11,871 --> 00:20:14,001
Good, you finally got them
out of my ballroom.
373
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:15,205
You, I like.
374
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,309
We are not through, missy.
375
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,220
You okay?
376
00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:21,828
Yeah, fine.
377
00:20:21,897 --> 00:20:24,095
Just have to change for work.
378
00:20:28,114 --> 00:20:30,449
It's the one above the elevator.
379
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,012
Fourteen.
380
00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:35,859
Damn, I lost them.
381
00:20:38,407 --> 00:20:42,110
Maybe if you kept your eyes on
the suspects rather than Delinda...
382
00:20:42,216 --> 00:20:46,819
Well, you gotta admit she's kind
of hard to keep your eyes off of.
383
00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:50,394
Let me give you a word of advice.
384
00:20:50,471 --> 00:20:52,943
Ed takes losing suspects very serious.
385
00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:55,415
But he takes his daughter
even more serious.
386
00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:56,919
Believe me, I know.
387
00:20:56,987 --> 00:21:00,827
Mitch, back it up to the last
known location of these suspects.
388
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,872
All right. Fast-forward. More.
389
00:21:07,815 --> 00:21:09,410
All right, stop.
390
00:21:11,726 --> 00:21:13,629
They disappear
in the oversized parking lot.
391
00:21:13,698 --> 00:21:16,968
Pull up the cameras from
the north and south exits.
392
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,478
You know, Mar...
393
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,676
I have to be honest with you.
394
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:26,122
I never thought I'd be,
but I'm kind of jealous.
395
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:30,162
Last night must have been beautiful.
396
00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:33,983
Actually, he ran off...
397
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,783
right after he asked me to marry him.
398
00:21:36,857 --> 00:21:38,053
You mean, you guys didn't...
399
00:21:38,127 --> 00:21:39,127
No.
400
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,027
That's kind of weird,
considering where he's been.
401
00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:44,541
I mean, you'd think that'd be
the first thing he'd wanna do.
402
00:21:44,611 --> 00:21:46,741
Yeah, that's what I thought.
403
00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:49,922
Yeah, she should be
coming back any minute!
404
00:21:51,428 --> 00:21:53,832
I can't believe I'm saying this...
405
00:21:54,402 --> 00:21:56,236
but I'm not sure
about this wedding thing.
406
00:21:56,307 --> 00:22:00,215
Mary, everyone in Vegas knows
you two are meant to be together.
407
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,459
Thank you, but I'm
starting to have my doubts.
408
00:22:04,528 --> 00:22:07,228
Mary, you and Danny have been
best friends since you were two.
409
00:22:07,302 --> 00:22:11,177
Yeah, best friends. And lovers...
410
00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:14,245
twice.
411
00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:20,199
And both times it was the
night before he shipped out.
412
00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,909
Take it as a compliment.
413
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,348
He wanted to spend his
last night with you both times.
414
00:22:26,419 --> 00:22:29,951
But he didn't want to be
with me on his first night back.
415
00:22:30,295 --> 00:22:33,998
Whenever my father came back
from one of his assignments...
416
00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:38,375
my mom and I always tried to give
him some space so he could adjust.
417
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,552
One day they're getting shot
at and their friends killed...
418
00:22:41,624 --> 00:22:43,150
and the next day they're back home...
419
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:45,666
and they're supposed to act normal.
420
00:22:46,236 --> 00:22:49,233
Well, I guess that's the part
that worries me.
421
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:52,079
When he gets back to normal...
422
00:22:54,156 --> 00:22:56,994
Is he still gonna want to marry me?
423
00:22:57,064 --> 00:22:59,628
These number sequences are a code.
424
00:23:00,272 --> 00:23:01,571
We already know that, Mike.
425
00:23:01,642 --> 00:23:04,274
No, I mean it's a code to break codes.
426
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,477
It deciphers ciphers.
427
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:09,289
This is one big bad mother
just waitin' for somethin' to eat.
428
00:23:09,396 --> 00:23:11,924
No wonder Homeland Security
wanted Marcus for questioning.
429
00:23:12,003 --> 00:23:14,703
This microchip can decode
any encryption.
430
00:23:14,776 --> 00:23:18,114
That's how Marcus was able to
make him and his two cousins not exist.
431
00:23:18,185 --> 00:23:21,057
He decoded all their information
files, then erased everything.
432
00:23:21,126 --> 00:23:23,394
That would make every code
in the world vulnerable.
433
00:23:23,466 --> 00:23:25,369
Selling this chip to the highest bidder...
434
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,374
on the open market would bring in...
435
00:23:27,442 --> 00:23:28,468
a lot of money.
436
00:23:28,545 --> 00:23:31,747
Well, maybe they're here
to meet potential buyers?
437
00:23:35,162 --> 00:23:36,256
What?
438
00:23:42,815 --> 00:23:46,758
What did your cousin Marcus
plan on doing with that chip?
439
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:51,534
He plans on cutting it out of
my arm so it won't itch anymore.
440
00:23:52,072 --> 00:23:53,872
Why do you think I ran away from him?
441
00:23:53,944 --> 00:23:56,006
Marcus sounds like a real nice cousin.
442
00:23:56,517 --> 00:23:57,577
The best.
443
00:23:57,654 --> 00:23:59,488
Hey, how did you
get that chip in your arm?
444
00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:02,361
Me, Tom, and Marcus were
drinkin' beers one night...
445
00:24:02,432 --> 00:24:04,597
and when I woke up
in the mornin', my arm itched.
446
00:24:04,672 --> 00:24:07,840
Marcus obviously slipped it into
his arm while he was passed out.
447
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,542
Why are you here at the Montecito?
448
00:24:09,618 --> 00:24:11,646
Actually, we're in the wrong Las Vegas.
449
00:24:11,723 --> 00:24:13,158
Is it always this cold in here?
450
00:24:13,227 --> 00:24:15,563
Could someone please
get him a sweatshirt?
451
00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:18,071
What do you mean that
you're in the wrong Las Vegas?
452
00:24:18,139 --> 00:24:21,545
We were supposed to meet
Marcus in Las Vegas, New Mexico.
453
00:24:21,616 --> 00:24:23,678
Las Vegas, New Mexico
is near Los Alamos.
454
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:24,882
The government lab.
455
00:24:24,957 --> 00:24:26,517
What's Los Alamos?
456
00:24:26,594 --> 00:24:27,688
Here.
457
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,064
Cool. A Montecito sweatshirt.
458
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:33,772
I wanted to buy one of these,
but Marcus wouldn't let me.
459
00:24:35,284 --> 00:24:37,586
Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
460
00:24:37,657 --> 00:24:42,431
If you were supposed to be in Las Vegas,
New Mexico, what are you doing here?
461
00:24:44,574 --> 00:24:48,448
When Marcus said to meet him
in Las Vegas...
462
00:24:48,518 --> 00:24:51,116
me and Tom just thought he meant here.
463
00:24:53,229 --> 00:24:55,326
Last night was just a little weird, Danny.
464
00:24:55,402 --> 00:24:56,996
Yeah.
465
00:24:59,947 --> 00:25:02,545
I'm sorry about runnin' off like that.
466
00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:12,144
It kinda made me think you
don't really wanna marry me.
467
00:25:13,215 --> 00:25:16,155
I've had a lot of time to think about this...
468
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:20,157
and if there's anything that you
realize when bullets are flying...
469
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:22,762
it's that life is short. I want this.
470
00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:28,750
Maybe we should wait.
471
00:25:29,757 --> 00:25:31,660
I thought you loved me.
472
00:25:34,169 --> 00:25:36,037
Oh, God, I do.
473
00:25:36,107 --> 00:25:38,078
Then what's the problem?
474
00:25:38,814 --> 00:25:39,814
I just...
475
00:25:39,883 --> 00:25:41,011
What?
476
00:25:44,729 --> 00:25:46,096
I love you.
477
00:25:48,038 --> 00:25:51,137
And I wanna marry you, and I
wanna have lots of babies with you...
478
00:25:51,213 --> 00:25:53,343
just like you always wanted.
479
00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:56,585
The house with the pool, the white
picket fence, the Sunday dinners.
480
00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:58,425
I want it all, okay?
481
00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:00,160
Yeah.
482
00:26:02,241 --> 00:26:03,541
All right, I gotta go.
483
00:26:08,925 --> 00:26:10,896
They have to be hiding
in one of the RVs.
484
00:26:10,963 --> 00:26:13,128
There must be hundreds of them
down there.
485
00:26:13,203 --> 00:26:14,729
More like thousands.
486
00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:17,837
I really have to use the bathroom.
487
00:26:17,915 --> 00:26:19,282
It's around the corner.
488
00:26:19,352 --> 00:26:20,912
Hey, whoa, whoa.
489
00:26:21,691 --> 00:26:23,024
What are you doing?
490
00:26:23,094 --> 00:26:24,428
I have to pee.
491
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,493
Leo, keep an eye on him, will you?
492
00:26:26,571 --> 00:26:27,904
Thank you.
493
00:27:15,296 --> 00:27:16,526
Party time.
494
00:27:34,409 --> 00:27:36,745
The microchip has been activated.
495
00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:44,161
T. McCoy! We're being overrun!
496
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,974
How many security teams do we
have out there searching the lot?
497
00:27:49,047 --> 00:27:50,607
Six teams of two going door-to-door.
498
00:27:50,684 --> 00:27:52,883
Expand it to ten teams of four.
499
00:27:52,957 --> 00:27:56,227
Danny, half the owners aren't in their
RV. They're in the casino, gambling.
500
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,666
Just do it!
501
00:27:58,271 --> 00:28:00,139
No more coffee for you.
502
00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:02,306
You know the routine, Harry.
503
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,790
Don't touch that!
504
00:28:09,968 --> 00:28:11,129
Sorry.
505
00:28:11,305 --> 00:28:13,800
Mitch, get this guy back in holding.
506
00:28:20,328 --> 00:28:23,734
Maybe he was just a little nervous
about askin' you to marry him.
507
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:26,105
Something is wrong, Ed.
508
00:28:26,410 --> 00:28:29,942
He just needs a little time,
that's all. Just some time.
509
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,348
It's not the Danny I know.
510
00:28:35,367 --> 00:28:37,531
No, it's not.
511
00:28:41,148 --> 00:28:43,450
What happened to him over there?
512
00:28:48,668 --> 00:28:50,137
I don't know.
513
00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,352
Who loves you, boys?
514
00:29:17,408 --> 00:29:20,246
Come on, D. Mystique's
never looked better.
515
00:29:20,449 --> 00:29:21,884
You're so dead.
516
00:29:23,223 --> 00:29:25,992
What I don't get is why anyone
would trust a complete idiot...
517
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:28,126
with something so valuable
as this microchip.
518
00:29:28,202 --> 00:29:30,264
Yeah, I've been wondering
the same thing, Mike.
519
00:29:30,342 --> 00:29:32,745
Unless it's what they say,
"Blood is thicker than water."
520
00:29:35,388 --> 00:29:38,190
They also say, "Stupid is as stupid does."
521
00:29:38,696 --> 00:29:42,102
I'm just not so sure
how stupid they really are.
522
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,242
T. McCoy!
523
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,287
Hey, Mitch.
524
00:29:51,529 --> 00:29:53,021
How long has he been standing there?
525
00:29:53,101 --> 00:29:54,101
All day.
526
00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:57,143
I just found out he's been
working since he got in last night.
527
00:29:57,211 --> 00:29:59,182
Go see what Harry wants.
528
00:30:00,854 --> 00:30:03,349
Hey, Danny.
529
00:30:07,604 --> 00:30:08,630
Ed.
530
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,006
How long has it been since you slept?
531
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,310
Sleep's overrated.
532
00:30:12,383 --> 00:30:13,477
Yeah.
533
00:30:14,756 --> 00:30:18,128
How long have you been
forcing yourself to stay awake?
534
00:30:20,804 --> 00:30:23,937
I got to tell you, I knew where you were.
535
00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:27,181
I've always known
exactly where you were.
536
00:30:27,522 --> 00:30:31,932
And I also know that you're gonna
get nominated for a Silver Star.
537
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,971
So congratulations, man.
538
00:30:34,206 --> 00:30:36,337
I don't wanna talk about it.
539
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:38,573
All right, well,
you need some sleep, man.
540
00:30:38,650 --> 00:30:39,744
No, I'm fine.
541
00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:41,290
You are not fine. I'm fine.
542
00:30:41,358 --> 00:30:42,987
You are not fine.
543
00:30:43,965 --> 00:30:47,428
Now if you're not gonna go
home, let me get you a suite.
544
00:30:48,676 --> 00:30:50,670
And I'm gonna make a call...
545
00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:53,243
make an appointment
for you to talk to someone.
546
00:30:53,322 --> 00:30:56,763
I'm not gonna talk to anybody. I'm
not talking to anybody. Forget about it.
547
00:30:56,831 --> 00:31:01,366
Okay. Let's get some sleep. Let's get
some sleep and we'll chat later. Come on.
548
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:05,579
Ed, Harry here says he needs to
talk to you. He says it's important.
549
00:31:06,188 --> 00:31:10,598
Ed, on a hunch, I ran the three
through last year's video IQ playback...
550
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:15,175
I'm sorry. Look at that. I'm...
551
00:31:23,369 --> 00:31:26,240
The auction will commence
with an opening bid of $10 million.
552
00:31:26,309 --> 00:31:28,338
The winning bidder
will receive the download...
553
00:31:28,415 --> 00:31:31,047
once the funds are wired to my account.
554
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,692
You all right, man?
555
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:37,164
Yeah, Ed.
556
00:31:38,575 --> 00:31:40,546
I just thought it was...
557
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:44,989
We got nothin' on Marcus
from the past year...
558
00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:47,359
but Cousin Tom isn't so stupid.
559
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,838
He's been here 11 times
in the last three months.
560
00:31:50,906 --> 00:31:51,966
Eleven times?
561
00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:54,310
If you weren't watching
surveillance and security...
562
00:31:54,382 --> 00:31:56,181
I'd say he's casing the place.
563
00:31:56,254 --> 00:31:57,621
Wait a second.
564
00:31:57,690 --> 00:32:00,219
Listen, this guy's not casing
the place, he's casin' us.
565
00:32:00,297 --> 00:32:02,461
He's checkin' out our routine
to see what it takes...
566
00:32:02,537 --> 00:32:04,940
to have a guy brought up here
in the surveillance area.
567
00:32:05,009 --> 00:32:07,140
Ed, these names and numbers
flying by...
568
00:32:07,215 --> 00:32:11,682
are all the bank account and credit
card numbers the Montecito has on file.
569
00:32:12,161 --> 00:32:14,155
Every guest who's ever stayed here.
570
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,897
This is all their personal information.
571
00:32:15,971 --> 00:32:20,415
Someone's breaking our security
codes and accessing them as we speak.
572
00:32:20,683 --> 00:32:22,814
This whole Dumb and Dumber thing
is a scam.
573
00:32:22,889 --> 00:32:24,358
A Trojan horse.
574
00:32:24,426 --> 00:32:26,921
They knew if they did anything
illegal, we'd arrest them...
575
00:32:26,999 --> 00:32:28,731
but playing dumb would get our attention.
576
00:32:28,804 --> 00:32:31,002
And the microchip would
raise enough suspicion...
577
00:32:31,077 --> 00:32:34,141
for us to bring him
into the surveillance room.
578
00:32:37,827 --> 00:32:39,695
Where's the microchip?
579
00:32:42,005 --> 00:32:43,005
Where's the microchip?
580
00:32:43,074 --> 00:32:44,074
Danny.
581
00:32:44,143 --> 00:32:48,017
Ed, we have no control over our
computers. We've been overridden.
582
00:32:48,086 --> 00:32:51,289
That's why the microchip
has its own power source.
583
00:32:51,729 --> 00:32:52,755
Listen to me.
584
00:32:52,832 --> 00:32:55,498
You're gonna talk, or I'm gonna
beat the dumb back into you.
585
00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:59,678
Once the chip is in place, it
can only be accessed externally.
586
00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:02,416
Ed, this chip is not just a
microchip, it's a transmitter.
587
00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:05,658
That means I can use
the transmitter to find them.
588
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,659
Where's Danny?
589
00:33:07,838 --> 00:33:11,040
Mitch, call the girls
and tell them to find Danny.
590
00:33:41,358 --> 00:33:42,519
Danny.
591
00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:45,899
Hey, baby.
592
00:33:48,141 --> 00:33:50,044
I'm going to take you upstairs to a suite.
593
00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:51,343
Let's get married right now.
594
00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:54,117
We can talk about that later. All right?
595
00:33:54,792 --> 00:33:56,193
Okay? Right now you need to sleep.
596
00:33:56,262 --> 00:33:57,926
Let's forget about the sleep.
597
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,028
Let's just do it.
Let's just go and get married.
598
00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,166
You're gonna need sleep.
599
00:34:01,242 --> 00:34:02,872
I'm not sleeping!
600
00:34:05,119 --> 00:34:06,611
They're holding an online auction...
601
00:34:06,690 --> 00:34:09,492
selling the identities and
numbers to the highest bidders.
602
00:34:09,563 --> 00:34:13,335
By my estimation, considering the
massive size of the encrypted files...
603
00:34:13,406 --> 00:34:16,744
we have less than five minutes
before the download is complete.
604
00:34:17,951 --> 00:34:19,512
I'll meet you in the parking lot.
605
00:34:19,589 --> 00:34:20,990
Got you.
606
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,187
What the hell happened here?
607
00:34:22,263 --> 00:34:23,527
Ed, I'm really worried.
608
00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:27,200
When I told Danny that I wouldn't marry
him right now and that he needed sleep...
609
00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:28,803
he flipped out.
610
00:34:51,902 --> 00:34:55,969
Don't worry, Ed. Metro will pick
up Danny. You can't miss that car.
611
00:34:56,681 --> 00:34:58,311
Less than a minute.
612
00:34:58,386 --> 00:34:59,787
All right, let's take them down.
613
00:35:01,794 --> 00:35:04,825
They found us. They found us.
Come on! Come on! Hurry up!
614
00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:07,740
Ed, I'm going around front.
615
00:35:28,296 --> 00:35:29,322
Hey, man.
616
00:35:29,399 --> 00:35:31,393
Download complete in 10...
617
00:35:40,494 --> 00:35:42,693
Well, when am I gonna get
to hit a bad guy?
618
00:35:45,173 --> 00:35:46,665
You like that?
619
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:53,987
I'm gonna kill her.
620
00:35:54,062 --> 00:35:56,158
She's just doing her job, D.
621
00:35:56,234 --> 00:35:57,362
That's right. Come on.
622
00:36:02,818 --> 00:36:04,947
Hi.
623
00:36:05,257 --> 00:36:06,693
Are you drunk?
624
00:36:06,762 --> 00:36:09,930
No. I love you guys.
625
00:36:11,273 --> 00:36:13,677
I'm just trying to win a little bet.
626
00:36:15,183 --> 00:36:16,516
I just won the bet.
627
00:36:16,587 --> 00:36:18,923
Okay, I don't even wanna know...
628
00:36:20,129 --> 00:36:21,723
Delinda Deline?
629
00:36:21,801 --> 00:36:22,894
Hi, I'm Delinda.
630
00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:24,770
Hi, I'm Jerry Meyers.
631
00:36:26,713 --> 00:36:27,739
Thank you.
632
00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:29,480
I'm so, so sorry you have to see this.
633
00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:31,183
Mystique is usually not like this.
634
00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:36,032
No. It's quite all right. I represent the
Proctologists' Association of America.
635
00:36:36,772 --> 00:36:40,236
We're having our convention, and
we heard about this incredible party...
636
00:36:40,315 --> 00:36:42,616
that you're throwing for
the funeral home directors.
637
00:36:42,688 --> 00:36:43,918
So I wanted to check it out...
638
00:36:43,991 --> 00:36:45,928
because this is exactly
what we're looking...
639
00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,363
No, this is a one-time deal only.
640
00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:49,063
Whatever they paid, we'll double it.
641
00:36:49,138 --> 00:36:51,872
Excuse me? I'm Sam.
642
00:36:52,613 --> 00:36:54,243
Hi, Sam. Back off.
643
00:36:54,451 --> 00:36:55,944
Give us a little hug.
644
00:36:57,024 --> 00:36:59,588
Harry had me fooled.
I thought he was an idiot.
645
00:36:59,664 --> 00:37:02,832
Ed, I called all over.
I can't find Danny anywhere.
646
00:37:02,907 --> 00:37:03,966
Check with his dad?
647
00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:05,842
Yeah, his dad didn't even know
he was back.
648
00:37:05,914 --> 00:37:08,888
I talked to his neighbors. They
haven't seen him. He hasn't been home.
649
00:37:08,955 --> 00:37:11,986
Get out an APB and then
check every hotel, motel...
650
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,261
every flophouse in this city. All right?
651
00:37:14,336 --> 00:37:15,930
Excuse me.
652
00:37:53,503 --> 00:37:55,941
Thanks a lot, Bob. I appreciate it.
653
00:37:58,851 --> 00:38:01,950
Listen, I really think
you should wait out here.
654
00:38:17,666 --> 00:38:18,827
Danny?
655
00:38:22,144 --> 00:38:23,875
You havin' a party?
656
00:38:24,349 --> 00:38:25,579
Just me.
657
00:38:28,994 --> 00:38:30,989
Well, you're supposed to be sleepin'.
658
00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:34,405
I don't... I don't sleep anymore.
659
00:38:35,912 --> 00:38:37,074
Hey...
660
00:38:37,617 --> 00:38:39,782
I'm just gonna turn this
light on over here, okay?
661
00:38:39,856 --> 00:38:41,587
No, leave it off.
662
00:38:45,805 --> 00:38:47,206
How about...
663
00:38:51,286 --> 00:38:53,986
I just sit down so we can talk?
664
00:39:03,149 --> 00:39:06,921
It sometimes feels a little better...
665
00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:10,925
if you talk about it
with someone who's been there.
666
00:39:11,003 --> 00:39:13,236
There's nothin' to talk about.
667
00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:15,476
You need some sleep.
668
00:39:15,548 --> 00:39:18,146
I told you that I don't sleep anymore.
669
00:39:23,602 --> 00:39:24,661
Why?
670
00:39:34,932 --> 00:39:37,871
Because there's nobody left
to watch my back.
671
00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,407
They're all dead.
672
00:39:45,358 --> 00:39:47,352
Every single one of them.
673
00:39:48,199 --> 00:39:49,394
I know.
674
00:39:54,448 --> 00:39:56,784
I had to call in an air strike...
675
00:39:58,024 --> 00:39:59,756
right on top of us.
676
00:40:03,639 --> 00:40:06,077
You had no choice, Danny. I mean...
677
00:40:06,713 --> 00:40:08,707
you were being overrun...
678
00:40:09,353 --> 00:40:13,352
and you absolutely had no choice at all.
679
00:40:30,642 --> 00:40:34,744
Why don't you just go and take
a shower and clean yourself up?
680
00:40:44,377 --> 00:40:47,112
Did you ever have to do
what I had to do?
681
00:40:47,819 --> 00:40:49,220
Yeah, I did.
682
00:41:20,036 --> 00:41:21,197
Danny.
683
00:41:49,111 --> 00:41:51,139
I'll watch your back, son.
684
00:43:06,978 --> 00:43:08,003
Ow!
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