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That was very good,
that last one. Yeah.
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Mommy, "What is
grey, has big ears
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a long trunk, and weighs
only three pounds?"
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I don't know. What is grey,
has big ears, a long trunk
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and weighs only three pounds?
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"A very, very,
very thin elephant."
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Heh-heh! You got
me there, partner.
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Now, what kind of
a table has no legs?
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A timetable. Oh...
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Grandma's here. Grandma.
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Okay, sweetie, here we go.
We're gonna see Grandma, huh?
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How is my little angel? Fine.
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Ah, and where is Mommy?
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Hi, Mrs. Stephens. Oh,
there you are, Samantha.
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Oh, and there he is.
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Guess what Grandma has
brought for her precious.
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Oh, what is that?
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And this is for the
littlest princess.
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Oh, Mrs. Stephens.
I think it's a top.
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You don't have to bring them
something every time you come.
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Well, if I were here as
often as your mother,
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you'd probably be right.
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Oh, look. What is that?
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Oh, it's a top.
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Oh, look, Mommy.
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Thank you, Grandma.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Why, I haven't seen
one of those since I...
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It must be very old. Oh, yes.
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Yes, it was given to
me by my grandmother.
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Well, Tabitha, you take
very good care of that.
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It's a real antique.
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Wow, it must be a
thousand years old.
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Not quite.
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But you're close.
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You know, Darrin stopped
by the house last week,
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and I thought he
looked awfully thin.
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Well, I-I hope you told him.
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He's been trying to
lose a few pounds.
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Oh, Tabitha, I'm
surprised at you.
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Now, you're old enough to share.
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But it's an antique,
and he might break it.
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Well, he can play with it
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if he promises to
be very, very careful.
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Promise, Adam?
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All right, sweetheart.
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Let him play with
it for a little while.
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I hope you don't
misunderstand, Samantha.
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I'm sure you do your best
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to cook the things
that Darrin likes.
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But perhaps I'd better
give you the recipes
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for some of the
favorite dishes of his.
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What...? What was that?
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What do you mean?
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The... The doll.
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It floated through the air
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from Adam right over to Tabitha.
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Yes. Weird, isn't it?
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Uh, Tabitha, I think
the only thing to do...
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Excuse me.
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Is put this away until you
two have learned how to share.
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Now, why don't you and
Adam go out in the back
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and play for a while?
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Okay. Come on, Adam,
let's go outside and share.
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Come on, sweetie. Come on.
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There you go.
Take the top outside.
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That's good.
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Well, how about a cup of
coffee? I have some in the kitchen.
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Oh, never mind the
coffee. What about the doll?
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You mean, you noticed it too?
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Huh?
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Mrs. Stephens, you
were right about that doll.
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I-it did fly across the room.
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Did it ever occur to you
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that you might have been
the one who moved it?
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Me?
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Of course.
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It's a question of
mind over matter.
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Mrs. Stephens, isn't it true
that you were worried about
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Adam playing with
your grandmother's doll
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that he might damage it?
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Yes.
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It's simple.
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Your subconscious
willed that the doll be
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in the hands of Tabitha
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where it would be safe.
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Come.
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What are you doing?
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I'm testing my powers,
what do you think?
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Come.
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I did it.
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There's no doubt about
it, I do have the power.
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But why is it I've
never been aware of it?
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Well, uh, from
what little I-I've read,
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supernatural powers have
a tendency to come and go.
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Mostly go. This will
probably never happen again.
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Oh, no. No.
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And I know where
my powers come from.
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My grandmother, the
one who gave me this doll,
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people said she
had unusual powers.
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Really?
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You know, this could
come in very handy.
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At my Tuesday night
bridge club, for example.
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M-Mrs. Stephens,
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I swear I will not
tell a soul about this,
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a-a-and I assume
you won't either.
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Why not?
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Well, I-I-I don't know
too much about it,
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but, uh, it seems to me
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that people shouldn't fool
around with the unknown.
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And I certainly wouldn't
tell anybody about this.
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Most people are disbelievers,
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and they'd just
think that you're...
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Screwy?
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Samantha,
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you must promise me
never to tell a soul about this.
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Where the devil have you been?
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Funny you should
mention the devil.
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Phyllis, do you mind telling
me where you've been all day?
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I've been to the
library, studying.
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I didn't think you even
knew where it was.
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What are you studying?
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Oh, nothing.
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Phyllis, if you've got
something to say, say it.
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My lips are sealed.
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Good.
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I'm gonna mix myself a drink.
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Oh, wait. Wait, Frank,
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I-I have something to tell you.
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What is it?
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Oh, Frank, I found out
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something about myself today.
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Yeah?
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I have supernatural powers.
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What do you mean, supernatural?
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What do you think I
mean by supernatural?
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Well, I think that it means
things that aren't natural.
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But that's not what
you mean, is it?
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That's exactly what I mean.
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Good grief.
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I'm gonna call Dr. Rhinehouse.
You've wigged out.
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Oh, really?
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Would you like a demonstration?
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I will that hourglass
to fly off that shelf
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and over to my beloved husband.
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Go.
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You're right, let's go,
to see Dr. Rhinehouse.
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You go see Dr. Rhinehouse.
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I'm gonna find out what's
happened to my power.
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Wherever you go,
I'm going with you.
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Hi, sweetheart.
H-how was your game?
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Great. But it'll improve.
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How did it go with
my mother today?
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We had a very interesting visit.
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Well, what do you
mean, "interesting"?
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Well, uh, wh-why don't
you let me fix you a drink
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and then I'll tell
you all about it?
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I have a feeling this is
gonna be a two-drink story.
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Well...
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Uh, you answer
that, I'll get your drink.
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Oh, hi...
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Samantha, I've got
to talk to you, privately.
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Mother, aren't you even
gonna say hello to me?
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Honey, it's Darrin. Our son?
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Oh, I'm so sorry, dear.
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How was your golf game?
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Terrible, thanks.
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Well, don't be
surprised if it improves.
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Come, Samantha.
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You know what this is all about?
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Your mother has some weird idea
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that she has
supernatural powers.
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Is that right? Darrin,
what am I gonna do?
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Well, the first thing
to do is have a drink.
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I'll meet you in the den.
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As I told you before,
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these things have a
tendency to come and go.
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Mostly go.
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Yours are gone.
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Hee-hee! Samantha,
if you'll forgive me,
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this is one subject you
know nothing about.
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This is a private conversation.
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I just came in to get... Out.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Now, what was I saying? Oh, yes.
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Now, I've been
at the, uh, library
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studying supernatural
powers all day,
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and I found out why
my powers worked here
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and not in my house.
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You did? Why?
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Do you know what a familiar is?
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A what?
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Well, I see I'll have to
start with fundamentals.
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According to my research,
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a familiar is an
animal or an object
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which acts as a
transmitter, so to speak,
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for a person who has the power.
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Do you follow me?
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Vaguely.
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Naturally, it's
hard for a person
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like yourself to understand.
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But the point is that
somewhere in this house
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is my familiar.
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Mrs. Stephens...
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Oh, please, Samantha.
Take my word for it.
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Now, let's see. It
could be anything.
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A pot, an eggbeater, a picture.
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That's it. That's my familiar.
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My grandmother's
doll. Of course.
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Should I go up to my room?
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That's a nice, safe place.
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I'll be up in a minute.
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Tell Tabitha not to
worry about the doll.
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I'll get her another one.
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Another one? Well, of course.
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You don't think I'm gonna
give this one up, do you?
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She's regressing.
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I've gotta get her to a doctor.
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No, Dad, wait.
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I wouldn't do anything to,
uh, provoke her right now.
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You know what I mean?
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Oh, she might flip altogether?
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It's better to humor her.
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Well, darling, I see
you've got your doll back.
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For your information,
this isn't just a doll.
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It isn't?
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Oh, of course it isn't.
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What is it?
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It's my familiar.
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Well, it should be familiar,
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you've had it since
you were a child.
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Oh, Frank, stop humoring me.
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I'm as sane as
anybody in this room,
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and I'll prove it to you.
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Come to me.
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I said, come to me.
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I know what's wrong.
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There are negative
vibrations in this room
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sent out by disbelievers.
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And I think he knows who he is.
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I'm going to look
this up in my books.
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Phyllis, wait.
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Don't you think
it'd be a better idea
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if we went home?
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I'm not going home
with any disbeliever,
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you old goat.
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That's it. That's what?
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The answer. What
was the question?
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I'll tell you later.
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What your mother
needs is a good dose
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of hyper-hallucinogenic
revelation.
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What?
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I'm gonna scare the
daylights out of her.
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If you don't mind your father
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being changed into
a goat for a few hours.
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Moony, cheeny Toony, greeny
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Are you having any luck?
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No.
259
00:15:13,766 --> 00:15:15,344
No, I just tried
this incantation,
260
00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:17,279
but nothing happened.
261
00:15:17,303 --> 00:15:19,548
I'll find another spell.
262
00:15:19,572 --> 00:15:20,716
I guess the reason
263
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,606
my powers are so
erratic is because...
264
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,044
I did it again.
265
00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:30,882
Oh, Frank. Frank,
come here, quick.
266
00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:36,587
You think you're so smart.
Come and see something.
267
00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:42,805
I had the doll up in the air.
268
00:15:42,829 --> 00:15:44,929
Sure. Sure.
269
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:50,079
Why won't you believe
me? Why? Why?
270
00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:51,580
Because... I'll tell you why.
271
00:15:51,604 --> 00:15:53,404
Because you're as
stubborn as a mule.
272
00:15:58,011 --> 00:15:59,321
Sam.
273
00:15:59,345 --> 00:16:02,325
Well, how did I know she
was gonna switch to a mule?
274
00:16:02,349 --> 00:16:04,760
Good heavens.
275
00:16:04,784 --> 00:16:07,830
What...? How...?
276
00:16:07,854 --> 00:16:11,066
I mean, did I do that?
277
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:14,169
Well, you must have. It
was a subconscious wish.
278
00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:15,337
Just like this morning,
279
00:16:15,361 --> 00:16:17,273
when you willed
that doll from Adam.
280
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:20,510
Oh, Frank, it was an accident.
281
00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:22,667
Frank, I'm so sorry.
282
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:28,617
He's angry with me.
283
00:16:28,641 --> 00:16:30,986
Do you blame him?
284
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:34,924
Uh, I think you'd better try
and undo whatever it is you did.
285
00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:36,948
Oh, yes. Yes.
286
00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:41,519
Undo the spell.
287
00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:45,701
Now, look here. I-I want
that spell undone this minute.
288
00:16:45,725 --> 00:16:46,991
Do you hear?
289
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:53,331
Oh, Frank, will you
ever forgive me?
290
00:16:58,238 --> 00:17:01,517
Samantha, I have
come to a decision.
291
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,652
What's that, Mrs. Stephens?
292
00:17:03,676 --> 00:17:05,887
Never again, as long as I live,
293
00:17:05,911 --> 00:17:07,889
no matter what the temptation,
294
00:17:07,913 --> 00:17:09,825
no matter what
the circumstances,
295
00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:12,716
irregardless of how I feel...
296
00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:14,697
Go ahead, Mother.
297
00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:16,799
I will never again
use the phrase
298
00:17:16,823 --> 00:17:19,357
"stubborn mule"
to your poor father.
299
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:24,373
From now on, I'm gonna
have to be very careful
300
00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:27,243
what I say, or
think, for that matter.
301
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:29,177
People with my
power have to learn
302
00:17:29,201 --> 00:17:31,035
to discipline their thoughts.
303
00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:34,483
Uh, Mrs. Stephens,
304
00:17:34,507 --> 00:17:38,487
I-I have what I think
is a logical suggestion.
305
00:17:38,511 --> 00:17:40,856
Now, if you got the power
from your grandmother,
306
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,192
why not ask her to
solve this problem?
307
00:17:43,216 --> 00:17:46,262
Sort of go to the
source of the sorcery,
308
00:17:46,286 --> 00:17:47,563
so to speak.
309
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:50,665
How can I ask her?
310
00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:54,269
Well, there must be something
in all those books of yours
311
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:57,539
on... On how to
contact the spirit world.
312
00:17:57,563 --> 00:17:59,875
Oh, you mean a séance?
313
00:17:59,899 --> 00:18:01,777
Whatever it's called.
314
00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:03,779
That's a marvelous idea.
315
00:18:03,803 --> 00:18:06,371
I'll go right in and
look up how it's done.
316
00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:09,139
Frank, get out of my way.
317
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:20,095
Now... Now, you
sit there, Samantha,
318
00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,030
and, Darrin, you're over here.
319
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:23,866
Frank, you're fine
where you are.
320
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:27,424
Now, let's all join hands.
321
00:18:30,163 --> 00:18:31,607
All right.
322
00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:34,132
Clear your minds, everybody.
323
00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:37,746
Oh, Grandma,
324
00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:41,750
I call to your spirit
from the vasty deep.
325
00:18:41,774 --> 00:18:45,121
Oh, hear me. Hear me.
326
00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:47,312
Hear me.
327
00:18:51,484 --> 00:18:52,761
Was that her?
328
00:18:52,785 --> 00:18:55,553
No, that was Frank. Keep trying.
329
00:18:59,659 --> 00:19:03,305
I beseech you,
Grandma, to come to me
330
00:19:03,329 --> 00:19:06,509
from your great spirit world.
331
00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:09,278
Come to me. Come to me.
332
00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:11,502
Come to me.
333
00:19:16,108 --> 00:19:18,375
Mother, look.
334
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,526
Good heavens. What's that?
335
00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:25,182
It's your grandmother.
336
00:19:26,452 --> 00:19:28,030
It doesn't look like her.
337
00:19:28,054 --> 00:19:30,700
Well, that's her
spirit, not her body.
338
00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:34,737
Oh, of course, what's
the matter with me?
339
00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:37,306
How are you, Grandma?
340
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:40,431
- Just fine, Phyllis, dear.
- How are you?
341
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,469
Grandma, what happened
to your Irish brogue?
342
00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:50,652
Sure and begorra, I've
still got it, me darlin'.
343
00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:53,622
Now, if you don't
mind me askin', Phyllis,
344
00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:55,891
what are you callin' me about?
345
00:19:55,915 --> 00:19:59,862
Oh, Grandma, a terrible
thing has happened.
346
00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:03,866
I turned Frank into a mule,
and now I can't turn him back.
347
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:07,002
Fay, 'tis is a
sorry sight to see.
348
00:20:07,026 --> 00:20:09,805
'Twas my hope you'd never
discover the family curse
349
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:12,508
but you have, worse luck.
350
00:20:12,532 --> 00:20:14,043
Family curse?
351
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:15,844
Aye, that it is.
352
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:18,146
And many the soul
it's brought to grief.
353
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,782
If you know what's good for you,
354
00:20:19,806 --> 00:20:23,085
you'll give it up and
ne'er try it again.
355
00:20:23,109 --> 00:20:25,988
Oh, I will, Grandma.
I swear. I promise.
356
00:20:26,012 --> 00:20:28,490
Fine. Now, I've got
to be on me way.
357
00:20:28,514 --> 00:20:30,593
Goodbye to you all.
358
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:32,094
Oh, oh, wait, Grandma,
359
00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:35,864
you didn't tell me
how to turn Frank back.
360
00:20:35,888 --> 00:20:37,533
You'll have to find
out for yourself.
361
00:20:37,557 --> 00:20:40,836
I swore I'd never
use me powers again.
362
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,272
But if you swear never to use
363
00:20:43,296 --> 00:20:47,509
your powers again...
Oh, I swear. I swear.
364
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:50,479
All right. I'll give
you a bit of a hint.
365
00:20:50,503 --> 00:20:53,282
It's a common word
in everyday use.
366
00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:57,753
The secret word is "love."
367
00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:00,256
Love.
368
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,280
Love.
369
00:21:06,653 --> 00:21:10,132
I don't understand.
What does she mean?
370
00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:13,268
Oh, Grandma, come back.
371
00:21:13,292 --> 00:21:15,304
Can't you give me another hint?
372
00:21:15,328 --> 00:21:18,907
Mrs. Stephens, I think I know
what your grandmother meant.
373
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:21,410
You do? What? What?
374
00:21:21,434 --> 00:21:23,412
She meant that there is no power
375
00:21:23,436 --> 00:21:26,470
greater than the power of love.
376
00:21:27,474 --> 00:21:29,384
Maybe that'll do the trick.
377
00:21:29,408 --> 00:21:31,120
Love?
378
00:21:31,144 --> 00:21:32,921
Yes.
379
00:21:32,945 --> 00:21:35,090
So maybe if you told Dad
how much you love him,
380
00:21:35,114 --> 00:21:36,258
it would help.
381
00:21:36,282 --> 00:21:37,493
You think so?
382
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:39,662
It wouldn't hurt.
383
00:21:39,686 --> 00:21:42,853
I'll try it. I'll try anything.
384
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:49,271
Frank. Frank, I love you.
385
00:21:49,295 --> 00:21:52,240
You know that, don't you?
386
00:21:52,264 --> 00:21:55,478
I know that sometimes
I'm very unfair to you,
387
00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:57,468
and I say things I don't mean.
388
00:21:58,938 --> 00:22:01,951
And I admit I'm
very quick-tempered
389
00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:05,521
and not very understanding.
390
00:22:05,545 --> 00:22:07,723
But underneath it all,
391
00:22:07,747 --> 00:22:10,948
you know you mean
everything in the world to me.
392
00:22:15,388 --> 00:22:16,465
Phyllis.
393
00:22:16,489 --> 00:22:18,722
Oh, Frank.
394
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:30,534
Yes, I'll do that. Goodbye, Mom.
395
00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:33,482
Hello from my mother.
396
00:22:33,506 --> 00:22:35,551
You know, it's
really incredible.
397
00:22:35,575 --> 00:22:38,354
They've been carrying
on like kids all week.
398
00:22:38,378 --> 00:22:40,823
Sunday, they went bike
riding, bowling last night.
399
00:22:40,847 --> 00:22:42,491
And guess what
they're doing tonight.
400
00:22:42,515 --> 00:22:44,282
Splitting a tank of oxygen?
401
00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:47,129
Sorry. What are they doing?
402
00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:48,764
They're going to a rock concert
403
00:22:48,788 --> 00:22:50,566
to hear Freddy and
the Furry Freaks.
404
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:53,268
That's terrific. It just proves
what I've always maintained:
405
00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:56,338
Nothing beats a
simple statement of love.
406
00:22:56,362 --> 00:23:00,041
Even when it's brought
about by witchcraft?
407
00:23:00,065 --> 00:23:01,210
Even then.
408
00:23:01,234 --> 00:23:03,245
And as far as I'm concerned,
409
00:23:03,269 --> 00:23:06,503
it couldn't happen to the
parents of a nicer person.
410
00:23:08,107 --> 00:23:10,986
Speaking of nice things
reminds me of your mother.
411
00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:12,554
Really?
412
00:23:12,578 --> 00:23:13,956
I was just thinking
how nice it is
413
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:16,391
that we haven't seen
her in over two weeks.
414
00:23:16,415 --> 00:23:19,194
Oh, now, Darrin,
don't tempt fate.
415
00:23:19,218 --> 00:23:22,053
You never know
when she might be...
416
00:23:23,322 --> 00:23:25,189
She was.
417
00:23:30,463 --> 00:23:35,277
His mother was a fool
His father was a mule
418
00:23:35,301 --> 00:23:36,578
From this you may deduce
419
00:23:36,602 --> 00:23:38,669
Their offspring is a goose
420
00:23:44,377 --> 00:23:49,513
Oh, oh... Oh, oh,
Mother, how could you?
421
00:23:56,289 --> 00:23:57,588
"Easy."
422
00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:05,608
Oh. Oh, sweetheart, I am sorry.
423
00:24:05,632 --> 00:24:07,698
But I did warn you.
424
00:24:12,571 --> 00:24:15,906
Darrin, you be
careful what you say.
425
00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:19,910
Mother speaks perfect goose.
426
00:24:21,447 --> 00:24:23,592
Oh, Darrin, calm down.
427
00:24:23,616 --> 00:24:25,861
You know very well
that Mother will be along
428
00:24:25,885 --> 00:24:27,818
any minute to change you back.
429
00:24:29,255 --> 00:24:31,600
I'll, uh, tell you what I'll do,
430
00:24:31,624 --> 00:24:34,124
just to keep you happy
till Mother arrives.
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