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Ah, it's time to round up
the kids and go shopping.
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You sure you don't
want to come with us?
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I'm sure I do want
to come with you,
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but I promised Larry I'd spend
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part of this weekend
trying to come up with
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a campaign for the
Cushman Cosmetic account.
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Okay, sweetheart.
We'll be home early.
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Well, if it isn't
the odd couple,
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as I live and breathe.
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Serena, those are
your two worst habits.
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Oh, Sammy, you
married beneath you.
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What's that?
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It's a present for
tall, dark and dull.
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It's a peace offering.
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A peace offering?
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Yes.
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When the planet Icarus passes
between Venus and Jupiter,
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it stills the winds of
adversity within me,
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and I become a
veritable sea of tranquility.
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Huh?
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I've decided to
bury the hatchet.
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Yeah? Where?
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Have you ever thought of
giving lessons in graciousness?
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Darrin, Serena
wants to make peace,
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so don't fight it.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Serena.
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Oh. Oh, Sammy,
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this really does
make me feel good.
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I mean, after all,
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if you have to be
saddled with a mortal,
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he's as good as any.
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Thanks a lot.
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Wow.
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A portable television set.
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That's very nice of you, Serena.
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Oh, that's okay. Turn it on.
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Where do I plug it in?
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Just turn it on, ding-a-ling.
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Try Channel 13.
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Thirteen?
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Yeah. That's the weather report.
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The weather tomorrow
will be heavy snow
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all along the eastern seaboard.
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That's ridiculous.
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There's not a cloud in the
sky, and it's 75 degrees outside.
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Don't argue with him.
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That's the only weather
report you can really count on.
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- Oh?
- Because
he is the weather man.
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Uh-oh.
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Sam, would you
kindly tell your cousin
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that I don't want anything
that she's conjured up
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out of bats' wings
and eels' eyes.
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Bats' wings?
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Eels' eyes?
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Sammy,
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how would you like to be
married to a 170-pound artichoke?
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Serena, please.
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Okay, Sammy. Okay.
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Satisfied?
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Thank you.
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Now, Sam, would
you ask her to leave
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before I say something
I won't regret?
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I think I better leave
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before I do something
I won't regret.
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Uh-oh. I-I've never
seen Serena so mad.
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She'll get over it.
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Well, I just hope I
don't get home today
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and find I'm married to
a 170-pound artichoke.
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Oh, yeah, we'll be
back in a minute.
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Here we go.
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Forgot my keys. Dumb, huh?
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No, here. Here, I got mine.
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No, I... Th-That's
okay. I found them.
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They were on the hall table. Mm.
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Sweetheart?
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Hm?
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You know, Serena
really meant to be nice
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when she gave you that gift.
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Uh, people give the way
they know how, and Serena...
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Never mind, Sam.
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Now, you know how
I feel about that stuff.
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I know.
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But Serena's really so
sweet, a-and she means well.
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Well, maybe she is,
um, a little stubborn, but...
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"Rotten" is the word.
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Darrin, try and be nice.
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That was the nicest
word I could think of.
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Okay, buster. That does it.
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Serena, that's unfair.
That's entrapment.
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Okay. I'm willing to
forget about what you said
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if you will accept my gift.
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You may not understand this,
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but I have too much pride
to accept your witchcraft.
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Ding-dong, you have all
the gentility, graciousness
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and gratitude of a gorilla,
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which is what you
are about to become.
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Ask and you shall
receive, you big ape.
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Abner, did you hear that?
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No.
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It sounded like a wild animal.
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Gladys, get away
from the window.
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Why?
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Because you might get attacked.
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By the animal?
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No, by me.
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I think I'll go over
to the Stephens'
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and borrow some sugar,
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and find out what's going on.
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Abner, Abner, you're
not gonna believe this.
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They wouldn't lend
you a cup of sugar?
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Some neighbors.
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Some neighbors? We
may not have any neighbors.
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There's a gorilla in the
Stephens' living room.
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Are you sure you
weren't borrowing
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something stronger than sugar?
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Hi, there.
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That's right. It's good
old reliable Serena.
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Friend to man and beast.
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Now tell me you
didn't hear that.
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You think it's
one of their kids?
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Whatever it is, it's
none of your business.
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Come on, Abner. We
might be saving a life.
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Come on!
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Okay, okay. Relax.
Monkeyshines are almost over.
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Come on.
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There's the gorilla, Abner,
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right in the middle
of the living room.
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Take a look.
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Do I have to?
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Thanks. From the
bottom of my paws.
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Don't mention it.
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Go on, Abner. Take a look.
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Then tell me who's crazy.
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On those terms,
I'll take a look.
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If that's a gorilla,
I'm King Kong.
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And now we know who's crazy.
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But, but... But,
but... But, but...
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Gladys, if you don't mind,
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I'm going back to
my crossword puzzle.
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Serena, will you
stop bugging me?
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I'm sorry. But I
forgot something.
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What?
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I forgot to get your apology.
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Apology? After what
you've done to me?
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Serena, you're suffering
from a cracked cauldron.
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Mortals do not talk to
me that way, ding-dong.
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It takes a beast to
say things like that,
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and that is what
you are, a beast.
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Abner, Abner, I
saw the gorilla again!
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I-I mean something
terrible has happened.
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First I saw Mr. Stephens,
then I heard a scream,
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then I looked in the other room,
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and I saw the gorilla.
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That gorilla must have
eaten Mr. Stephens.
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Hello, operator?
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Get me the corpse...
I mean, the cops.
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You the lady who
called about the gorilla?
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I sure am. I saw it
with my own eyes.
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Well, don't worry,
the law is here.
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Just tell it like it is.
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Well, first I saw a gorilla in
the Stephens' living room,
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then I saw Mr. Stephens.
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Then when I looked again,
all I saw was the gorilla.
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For all I know, he might
have eaten Mr. Stephens.
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Now take it easy, Mrs., uh...
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Uh, "Kravitz."
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K-R-A-V... Let's
take a look inside.
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I-T-Z.
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And he's got a wife
and two children.
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The gorilla?
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No. Mr. Stephens.
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Don't shoot. Let me think.
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I've finishing thinking.
We need help.
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Headquarters,
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we have a gorilla in a residence
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at 1164 Morning Glory Circle.
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You've got a problem, all right.
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What have you been
taking on your coffee break?
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Okay, I'll, uh, send out
a missing gorilla report
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and call Animal Regulations.
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You need any help?
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No, sir. We're in charge here.
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Johnson's Jungle Isle.
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Police?
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We ain't in.
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I think we are, Alex.
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Yes, sergeant.
A missing gorilla?
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Let me look.
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Tillie ain't missing, is she?
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She's missing a
mate is all. Why?
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The cops have got a
gorilla in some guy's house.
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Yes, sir, this is one of
the Johnson brothers.
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You got a gorilla?
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What kind? I mean, uh,
is it a male or a female?
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From the scream I
heard, it's no lady.
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That's our gorilla, all right.
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Give me the address.
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We'll go by and pick him up.
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It's 1164 Morning Glory Circle.
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Thank you, officer.
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Whoever that gorilla is
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is the answer to
Tillie's prayers.
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And now we get maybe,
uh, three, four little gorillas.
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How did the gorilla get into
a nice neighborhood like this?
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I don't know, but he probably
ate the whole Stephens family.
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Madam, Johnson Brothers
gorillas are vegetarian.
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Let's have a look.
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That's him, all right.
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You folks stand back.
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Ooh, you're not gonna
kill the poor thing?
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This is a tranquilizer gun.
It'll only knock him out.
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I think he heard me.
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If we can get this door open,
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we won't have to
do any shooting.
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Stand aside while
I do my specialty.
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Tillie's really gonna be happy.
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Who's Tillie?
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Tillie's a lady gorilla,
and she's awful lonesome.
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Well, you can relax
now, Mrs., uh...
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Kravitz.
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Well, the house is empty,
and there's no damage.
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But that's impossible.
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I saw Mr. Stephens in the den,
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and then I saw the gorilla.
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Well, he must have gone
out the back way, Mrs. Kravitz.
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We checked the den.
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There's no sign of a struggle,
and everything's in order.
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Oh.
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Here you go. In you go.
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Alrighty.
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Adam, sweetheart,
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you've been a very,
very good boy today.
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Why don't you take him upstairs,
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get him ready for his nap,
and I'll be up in a minute.
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It's been a long day, okay?
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Okay, Mommy. Okay.
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Sweetheart, I'm home.
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I came to tell you
about the gorilla.
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Gorilla?
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00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,262
Well, there was this
gorilla in your house,
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and I called the police,
and they came right away.
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00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:29,171
And then these men came
from the jungle place...
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What people? What jungle place?
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Johnson's Jungle Isle.
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They were the ones that
were missing the gorilla.
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But he's safe now.
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Oh. Well, uh, yeah.
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Thank you very
much, Mrs. Kravitz.
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00:15:42,122 --> 00:15:43,134
Thank you very much.
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Are you sure
Mr. Stephens is all right?
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Yes. He's fi... Thank you.
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Serena? Serena!
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If you don't appear
in two seconds,
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I'm bringing charges before
the Royal Witches' Council.
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"Royal Council adjourned
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until after royal
hunt of the gorilla."
258
00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:09,242
Oh!
259
00:16:15,456 --> 00:16:18,506
Aunt Hagatha? Aunt Hagatha?
260
00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:19,808
Yes?
261
00:16:19,832 --> 00:16:21,312
Oh. Hi, Aunt Hagatha.
262
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:23,138
C-Could you stay with
the kids for a while?
263
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:26,688
This is most
inconvenient, Samantha.
264
00:16:26,712 --> 00:16:28,592
You're taking me away from
265
00:16:28,616 --> 00:16:31,967
the maharaja of
Janipur's polo match.
266
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,706
Polo match? How come
you're so dressed up?
267
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:39,816
It's a private polo match in
the maharajah's living room.
268
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,454
Oh. Well, Tabitha's upstairs
269
00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:44,625
helping Adam get
ready for his nap.
270
00:16:44,649 --> 00:16:47,153
Uh, she may need a little
help. I won't be long. Bye-bye.
271
00:16:59,781 --> 00:17:02,596
He don't seem to
go too much for Tillie.
272
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:06,638
Would you feel romantic with
two mugs like us looking on?
273
00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:09,343
You're right. Let's leave
the lovebirds to themselves.
274
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:10,467
Yeah.
275
00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:21,624
Darrin? Darrin,
is... Is that you?
276
00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:25,476
Now, listen carefully.
277
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,282
If that really is you,
raise your right hand.
278
00:17:28,306 --> 00:17:29,908
I-I mean, your right paw.
279
00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:35,731
Oh. Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
280
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,770
B-But I can't change
you back till I find Serena.
281
00:17:38,794 --> 00:17:40,462
But I can send you home.
282
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:45,238
Tillie, leave him alone.
283
00:17:47,579 --> 00:17:50,326
I speak the truth Witch's honor
284
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:51,886
Get Darrin home Or he's a goner
285
00:17:56,898 --> 00:17:59,301
Sorry about that.
286
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:06,716
Yoo-hoo, Aunt Hagatha,
I-I'm back. You can leave now.
287
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:13,742
Oh. Oh, sweetheart,
288
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:16,447
I know it was a terrible
thing that Serena did,
289
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,752
and, well, what
can I say, except...
290
00:18:18,776 --> 00:18:22,126
Serena, I swear
I'll put you into orbit
291
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,796
for a thousand years.
292
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,456
And I have friends
in very high places.
293
00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:29,675
Shh-shh. I know, sweetheart.
294
00:18:29,699 --> 00:18:30,944
J-Just relax while...
295
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:33,471
While I go upstairs
and check on the kids.
296
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,238
Did you hear what I heard?
297
00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:47,177
I have closed my
ears to everything.
298
00:18:47,201 --> 00:18:50,050
Abner, the trouble with you is
299
00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:53,657
you show no compassion
for your fellow neighbor.
300
00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:56,630
Gladys, if you had compassion
for your fellow neighbor,
301
00:18:56,654 --> 00:18:57,954
you'd move.
302
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:16,136
Yes, Mrs. Kravitz. I sure
do remember you. I...
303
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,373
You gotta be kidding.
304
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:19,543
He's back at the
Stephens' house?
305
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:23,139
Okay. I'll... I'll check with
the Johnson Brothers.
306
00:19:26,347 --> 00:19:29,932
Sergeant, you've
gotta be kidding.
307
00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:32,737
The sergeant says the gorilla's
back at the Stephens' house.
308
00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:34,763
He's gotta be kidding.
309
00:19:41,045 --> 00:19:43,114
He ain't kidding.
310
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:50,908
Are you Mrs. Stephens?
311
00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:52,511
Yes. What seems
to be the trouble?
312
00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:54,582
Ma'am, are you harboring
a gorilla in your home?
313
00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:56,586
Of course not.
314
00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,790
Well, there was one
here earlier. We saw him.
315
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:02,264
I heard about that. Weird, huh?
316
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,401
We just got a report
that he's back here.
317
00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:06,505
And this neighborhood
isn't zoned for gorillas.
318
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,276
So you're in violation
of the zoning law.
319
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,747
We'll have to
search the premises
320
00:20:09,771 --> 00:20:10,748
and make out a report.
321
00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:12,285
I forbid it.
322
00:20:12,309 --> 00:20:13,655
You're not searching my home.
323
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,659
Come on. Out of the way, lady.
324
00:20:15,683 --> 00:20:17,128
Where's your search warrant?
325
00:20:17,152 --> 00:20:19,800
I just made an
executive decision.
326
00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:21,938
In situations involving
the safety of citizens,
327
00:20:21,962 --> 00:20:23,407
we don't need
any search warrant.
328
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,644
We don't even have to knock.
329
00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:27,839
Kravitz dame said the gorilla
was in the den. Come on.
330
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:58,178
That's him.
331
00:20:58,202 --> 00:20:59,247
"He."
332
00:20:59,271 --> 00:21:00,583
What do you want?
333
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,712
Good grammar or a
gorilla for Tillie? Let's go.
334
00:21:06,954 --> 00:21:08,934
I'll stay here with
Mrs. Stephens.
335
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,962
You check out the kitchen
and the rest of the house.
336
00:21:14,803 --> 00:21:16,616
Somebody stole our gorilla.
337
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,444
There must be a crook
around here somewhere.
338
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,930
You fellas see a
gorilla around here?
339
00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:24,332
Not me.
340
00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:25,602
Did you see a gorilla, Pete?
341
00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:26,659
Nope.
342
00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:32,249
You're not gonna believe
this, but you'd better.
343
00:21:32,273 --> 00:21:34,253
The gorilla's on the roof!
344
00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:36,279
He's on the roof!
345
00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:45,342
Serena, this is
your last chance.
346
00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:47,647
Now, if you don't change
Darrin back this second,
347
00:21:47,671 --> 00:21:48,849
I am going to send you
348
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:51,377
up the River Styx
without a paddle.
349
00:22:02,401 --> 00:22:04,615
I thought you said you
saw a gorilla up there?
350
00:22:04,639 --> 00:22:06,051
I did!
351
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,989
What are you,
some kind of radical?
352
00:22:08,013 --> 00:22:10,561
Hey, fella, you seen
a gorilla around here?
353
00:22:10,585 --> 00:22:12,297
A gorilla?
354
00:22:12,321 --> 00:22:15,103
Well, come to
think of it, I-I did.
355
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,706
Just saw him walking
down the street.
356
00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:18,766
Let's go!
357
00:22:19,937 --> 00:22:20,982
Okay, lady.
358
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,486
Now, why don't
you just go on home
359
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:23,710
before you get into trouble?
360
00:22:25,147 --> 00:22:26,583
Ooh.
361
00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:36,247
Where did you come from?
362
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:39,253
Originally from Babylon.
363
00:22:41,615 --> 00:22:43,695
You know something, Jerry?
364
00:22:43,719 --> 00:22:46,535
This is a nutty
neighborhood. Yeah.
365
00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:49,107
Well, right now, let's get
that one down off the roof.
366
00:22:49,131 --> 00:22:50,132
Don't bother.
367
00:22:57,882 --> 00:22:59,015
How'd that happen?
368
00:23:05,998 --> 00:23:07,410
Jerry? Mm-hm?
369
00:23:07,434 --> 00:23:10,817
You fill out the report.
You got seniority.
370
00:23:10,841 --> 00:23:12,843
John, if I fill this out, I
won't even have a job.
371
00:23:17,756 --> 00:23:21,305
Go ahead, sweetheart.
Yell your lungs out at Serena.
372
00:23:21,329 --> 00:23:23,944
She won't blame
you and neither will I.
373
00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:27,585
Honey, what's the use?
Everything's all right now.
374
00:23:27,609 --> 00:23:29,689
I'm not really that
mad at Serena.
375
00:23:29,713 --> 00:23:33,029
Relatively speaking, that is.
376
00:23:33,053 --> 00:23:36,035
Relatively? Mm-hm.
377
00:23:36,059 --> 00:23:38,642
How can I be as mad
as I should be at Serena
378
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:40,967
when I love her cousin so much?
379
00:23:51,191 --> 00:23:52,502
Sweetheart? Hm?
380
00:23:52,526 --> 00:23:54,673
You were in that cage
with Tillie for quite a while,
381
00:23:54,697 --> 00:23:57,079
weren't you? Heh. Too long.
382
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,484
Oh, I don't know. I
thought she was kinda cute.
383
00:23:59,508 --> 00:24:00,754
Well, I didn't.
384
00:24:00,778 --> 00:24:02,457
Well, she thought
you were kind of cute.
385
00:24:02,481 --> 00:24:04,694
She kept putting
her arms around you.
386
00:24:04,718 --> 00:24:09,104
Well, now that you mention
it, she was sort of affectionate.
387
00:24:09,128 --> 00:24:11,041
I guess you could say that, uh,
388
00:24:11,065 --> 00:24:13,334
we got to be a little
more than friends.
389
00:24:14,438 --> 00:24:16,786
That's what I thought.
390
00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:18,712
Ah! Sam.
391
00:24:20,551 --> 00:24:22,593
I just didn't want you
to miss Tillie, that's all.
392
00:24:24,326 --> 00:24:25,871
Sam, as horrible as it was,
393
00:24:25,895 --> 00:24:28,009
I wouldn't have missed
my experience with Tillie
394
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,212
for anything in the world.
395
00:24:29,236 --> 00:24:31,717
You know why? Why?
396
00:24:31,741 --> 00:24:35,091
Because those things are
all part of the adjustment
397
00:24:35,115 --> 00:24:38,052
a man has to make
when he marries a witch.
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