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Adam wants to say good night.
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Mwah.
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Sleep tight till morning bright.
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I don't know, Adam.
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What did he say?
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Don't you understand baby talk?
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Heh. No. I have enough
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trouble with grownup talk.
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He wants to know when Mommy
and Daddy are coming home.
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In another week.
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Which won't be too soon for me.
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You all right? I think so.
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Well, I'm sorry about that
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flock of geese we ran into.
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I didn't see them.
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Well, in the first
place, it wouldn't hurt
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if you looked where
you were flying.
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And in the second place,
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we shouldn't have been
flying in the first place.
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Darrin, when you said
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you wanted to come home
right now, I believed you.
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I didn't mean I wanted
to fly the proud witch
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with the golden nose.
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The nerve of that
crackpot Witches Council.
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Ordering you not to be
seen in public with me.
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Well, I didn't like it
any more than you did.
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What are you doing home?
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Oh, hi, Esmeralda.
Hi, Esmeralda.
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I thought the witches convention
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wasn't over till next week.
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Did they cut it short?
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No. I cut it short.
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Are the, uh, children asleep?
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Oh. I was just about
to put them down.
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Uh, Adam's still
in Tabitha's room.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my. She's
put out, isn't she?
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Well, she got into a hassle
with the Witches Council.
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Well, I don't think
that's so smart.
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Nobody defies the Council.
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Well, I'd better have
a little talk with her.
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Esmeralda, she's
worked up enough as it is.
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Don't go up there
and add fool to the fire.
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I mean "fuel."
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Or do I?
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Oh, dear.
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"To Samantha, from
the Witches Council:
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"You are hereby
ordered to return to Salem
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"within 60 seconds of
receiving this Witch-O-Gram
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or suffer the consequences."
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Oh, dear. I knew it.
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I just knew it.
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I've gotta give this
to her right away.
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But... But what if
she doesn't obey?
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Oh, well.
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Well, she can't
be that stubborn.
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Who says she can't?
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Oh, dear. I've already used up
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15 seconds arguing with myself.
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Esmeralda, you've got
to send her back to Salem
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whether she wants to go or not.
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Oh, dear. Maybe I can figure out
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a spell that will do the trick.
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Let me see.
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Boy, Sam, has he grown.
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Did you bring me
anything, Mommy?
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Oh, you mean besides Daddy? Yes.
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But you'll have to
wait till we unpack.
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Well, I've got
something for you.
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Oh, yes. Ah.
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Souvenirs of Salem.
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What have you got for me?
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You can have one
of these, Daddy.
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Okay.
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Mwah. Where's Mrs. Stephens?
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Gee, I don't know.
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She was right
there a second ago.
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Oh, my goodness.
It worked. It worked.
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What are you talking about?
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First, will you promise
not to get mad?
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Okay, okay.
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I sent Mrs. Stephens
back to Salem.
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You did what?
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You broke your promise.
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Who art thou?
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I-I-I don't know.
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Why dost thee wander the streets
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in thine undergarments?
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I-I-I don't seem to
remember that either.
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Come inside before
thou art arrested.
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Arrested? For what?
Indecent exposure.
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Esmeralda, I know you
were only trying to help,
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but don't you think
you should have
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consulted Mrs. Stephens?
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There wasn't time.
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The Council gave her 60
seconds to get back to Salem,
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and I knew there
was no use arguing,
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so I just cast the spell.
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It's the first one
that's worked in years.
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That's what's got me worried.
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Endora... believe it or not,
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I am genuinely glad to see you.
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I wish I could say
the same for you.
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Where is Samantha?
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Oh, Endora, you don't have to
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worry about a thing.
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I cast a spell and
sent her back to Salem.
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You did what?
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Oh. That's exactly what he said.
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You mean, she didn't
show up in Salem?
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Well, if she had, would
I have come after her?
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Oh, dear.
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Esmeralda. Wait, wait. Wait.
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Before you fade out...
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what was the spell you used?
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Oh... uh...
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From hoot and
holler Coot and fern
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Flies in the buttermilk
Flies in the churn
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The Council orders
you Not to fail them
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So back you go To good old Salem
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Aha. Aha, what?
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Well, isn't it obvious?
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She sent her back to old Salem.
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What...? What "old Salem"
are you talking about?
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Seventeenth-century
Salem, naturally.
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Y-y-you don't mean
the one between
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the 16th century
and the 18th century?
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That's the one.
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Don't fret, Esmeralda.
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It's all his fault.
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My fault?
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Oh, dear. I hate violence.
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I'll be in the nursery.
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And I'm due back
at the convention.
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Uh, but what about Sam?
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You'll go back to old
Salem and rescue her.
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Me? Yes.
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While I go back...
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and smooth the ruffled
feathers of the Council.
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But I can't go back to old...
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Well, it's either
you or Esmeralda.
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What time do I leave?
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Well, first...
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First, you'll need a magic charm
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to restore
Samantha's witchcraft.
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You mean, she's
without her witchcraft?
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That's right.
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Terrific. Old Salem
is just the place
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for a witch without witchcraft.
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She'll be all right as
soon as you give her this.
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It's a magic coin from
the tomb of Hammurabi.
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Samantha must
place it on her forehead
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and bow three times to the
east, without dropping the coin,
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and say the magic phrase:
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Ahmed talu varsi lupin.
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W-wait a minute.
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How is she gonna bow
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without dropping the coin?
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That's your problem.
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That's impossible.
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Well, if it was easy,
anyone could do it.
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Yeah, uh... What was
that magic phrase?
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You have the retentive
powers of a dodo bird.
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Ahmed talu varsi lupin.
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What does that mean?
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"Good luck." In
ancient Babylonian.
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Next, you'll need some
contemporary plumage.
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Uh, there's one other thing.
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Samantha has no
memory of the present,
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so she won't know
you, of course.
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Uh, of course. What?
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Well, how could she?
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You haven't been born yet.
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You mean I'll be a perfect
stranger to my wife?
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Well, stranger, yes.
But hardly perfect.
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Oh, by the by,
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throw in a lot of
"thees" and "thous."
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It was considered
very chic in 1690.
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Now... stand over there.
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Days become seconds
Seconds become night
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Into the past With
the speed of light
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Ice turns hot Fire turns cold
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Send dum-dum
back To Salem of old
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Uh, what are you
being punished for?
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I spoke sharply to my husband.
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That's all?
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These were the good old days.
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Well. Ha-ha-ha.
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That's better, mistress.
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Thou art most kind.
I've been thinking.
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Perhaps we can employ
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this unfortunate
girl as barmaid.
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A pint of ale, if it please ye.
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And if not, I'll
have one anyway.
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No need to shout, Master Luther.
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Well, and what be
thy name, wench?
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She hath lost her memory
and hath forgotten her name.
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I knoweth one thing.
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It is not "wench"
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Well. She's a spirited
little bundle, ain't she?
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Uh, what's the
news, Master Luther?
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Oh. Uh, I heard tell, uh,
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Master Carson's wife
be arrested and jailed.
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What for?
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For being a witch.
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But not yet tried.
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She be as good as convicted.
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Oh, that's terrible. Shh-shh.
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Guard thy speech.
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Well... partial to
witches, is she?
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She said no such thing.
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I-I just mean that everyone
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is entitled to a fair trial.
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Even a wife.
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Uh, mistress, uh,
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take these two
tankards to the far table.
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I'll help thee.
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Thy words contain much sense.
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I may have lost my memory,
but I haven't lost my mind.
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Ooh.
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Sam.
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It's me, Sam.
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Is thy name Sam? No.
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Look, I know you
don't know who I am,
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b-but it won't hurt to talk.
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It will if thee talketh
with thine hands.
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Uh, where can I get a pencil?
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Uh, where can thee get a what?
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Sorry. Wrong century.
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Greetings, Master Farley.
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Greetings, sir.
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Uh, greetings.
Greetings, friends.
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Greetings. Magistrate.
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This man at the bar
that you see there...
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Uh, take this coin
and do what I tell you.
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Well! Oh!
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Uh, why did you do that?
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Just because I am a
barmaid doesn't mean
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thee can take liberties with me.
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Sir, I'm going to ask thee
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to leave these premises.
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But I haven't done anything.
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I will be the judge of that.
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Who are you?
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The judge.
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I do not know where
thou came from,
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for thy speech is strange.
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But in this town, we do
not permit lewd conduct.
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Oh, I'm afraid there's been
a misunderstanding. I...
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Indeed, there has been.
But a day in the stocks
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will serve to clarify
things for thee, master.
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A day in the what?
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The stocks? Oh, now, listen,
you gotta let me explain...
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Take him away!
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- What are you doing?
- Don't I get a hearing?
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I demand to see a lawyer.
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Let go of me!
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Hi.
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What are you mad about?
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I'm the one that had to
stand out here all night.
261
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I'm sorry.
262
00:13:45,939 --> 00:13:48,217
I don't like to
see people suffer.
263
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,308
How am I gonna
get through to you?
264
00:13:51,444 --> 00:13:53,456
Sam, look at me. Think.
265
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,990
Search your memory.
266
00:13:55,014 --> 00:13:56,581
Don't you remember me?
267
00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:01,030
Of course.
268
00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:02,398
You do?
269
00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:05,535
Yes. Thou art the person
270
00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:07,558
who tried to get fresh
with me yesterday.
271
00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:11,630
Here. Take back thy coin.
272
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,678
Hey, wait. What is it?
273
00:14:15,702 --> 00:14:17,880
I could use some of that water.
274
00:14:17,904 --> 00:14:19,638
Oh. Very well.
275
00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:28,279
Hast thou had enough?
276
00:14:44,097 --> 00:14:45,908
Oh. Plague on it.
277
00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:47,243
I've broken my quill.
278
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:48,444
Oh. And we've no other.
279
00:14:48,468 --> 00:14:50,001
Oh, what a shame.
280
00:14:51,071 --> 00:14:52,849
Oh, um... here.
281
00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:54,172
Use this.
282
00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:57,319
What manner of a device is this?
283
00:14:57,343 --> 00:15:02,792
As I recall... it is
a... ballpoint quill.
284
00:15:02,816 --> 00:15:04,715
Ballpoint quill?
285
00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:07,451
It needeth no ink.
286
00:15:08,454 --> 00:15:10,599
That cannot be.
287
00:15:10,623 --> 00:15:12,057
Try it.
288
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:16,505
It is truly amazing.
289
00:15:16,529 --> 00:15:19,430
May I see that, Master Farley?
290
00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:27,016
It is a product of
witchcraft, surely.
291
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,951
Saints preserve us.
292
00:15:28,975 --> 00:15:31,153
Did I not tell thee
she was a witch?
293
00:15:31,177 --> 00:15:32,209
Seize her!
294
00:15:33,646 --> 00:15:36,059
Why dost thou
accuse me of witchery,
295
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,293
when it was the stranger
296
00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:39,062
who gave me this curious quill?
297
00:15:39,086 --> 00:15:41,497
The stranger be accused as well.
298
00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:43,287
- Aye.
- Aye.
299
00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:56,646
How can you eat this stuff?
300
00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:59,148
You must dip the
bread in the honey.
301
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:02,251
I did. The only thing
worse than old bread
302
00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,741
is sticky old bread.
303
00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:14,096
We've gotta get
out of this place.
304
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,419
How?
305
00:16:16,956 --> 00:16:18,534
With this coin.
306
00:16:18,558 --> 00:16:20,169
How can a coin help?
307
00:16:20,193 --> 00:16:21,826
It's a magic coin.
308
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:25,863
Then thou art a witch.
309
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,311
It is the devil's coin.
310
00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:31,013
That's no way to talk
about your mother.
311
00:16:31,037 --> 00:16:32,214
Fetch the prisoners
312
00:16:32,238 --> 00:16:34,884
and bring them
to the witch house.
313
00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:36,485
They're coming.
314
00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:38,754
Uh, we've gotta get out of here.
315
00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:39,977
Uh, catch.
316
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:45,461
Well, master.
317
00:16:45,485 --> 00:16:46,696
It is time.
318
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,786
Both must wear shackles.
319
00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,034
Uh, hold on a minute.
320
00:16:52,058 --> 00:16:54,303
I just wanna get
the coin I dropped.
321
00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:56,872
Believe me, where
thou art doomed to go
322
00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:59,274
thou will have little
need for money.
323
00:16:59,298 --> 00:17:00,476
You've gotta listen to me.
324
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,878
These nuts burn witches.
325
00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:04,513
Thou art wrong.
326
00:17:04,537 --> 00:17:06,415
We hang them.
327
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,339
Oh. That's comforting.
328
00:17:12,411 --> 00:17:16,158
Admit to witchcraft,
or it'll go hard with ye.
329
00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:19,828
Ye will be hanged
for refusing to confess.
330
00:17:19,852 --> 00:17:21,464
And if we do confess?
331
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:24,567
Then you'll be hanged
for being witches.
332
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:26,669
Are you getting the picture?
333
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:28,860
Custer had a better
chance than we do.
334
00:17:30,296 --> 00:17:31,562
Who's Custer?
335
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:33,831
Forget it.
336
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:39,081
And then she draws that
strange quill from her pocket
337
00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:41,350
and hands it to Master Farley.
338
00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:42,918
At once I knew it to be
339
00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:44,320
an instrument of the devil.
340
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,222
How so?
341
00:17:46,246 --> 00:17:49,347
It had an unholy glow about it.
342
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:53,362
That is absolute nonsense.
343
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:55,697
The court will decide
344
00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:57,855
what is nonsense
and what is not.
345
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,293
A simple "sit down" will do.
346
00:18:04,263 --> 00:18:06,308
And then she says, says she:
347
00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:09,344
"Everybody's
entitled to a fair trial.
348
00:18:09,368 --> 00:18:10,379
Even a witch."
349
00:18:10,403 --> 00:18:13,271
I said, "Even a wife."
350
00:18:16,743 --> 00:18:18,754
If it pleaseth the court...
351
00:18:18,778 --> 00:18:20,311
I wish to confess.
352
00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:26,628
Come forward, master.
353
00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:29,264
Thou art dismissed.
354
00:18:29,288 --> 00:18:30,599
Thou art ready to state
355
00:18:30,623 --> 00:18:32,568
that thou art a witch?
356
00:18:32,592 --> 00:18:34,103
Uh, not me.
357
00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:35,127
Her.
358
00:18:36,129 --> 00:18:37,539
The poor child. I warned thee
359
00:18:37,563 --> 00:18:38,808
not to trust him.
360
00:18:38,832 --> 00:18:40,442
Thou wast right.
361
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:43,067
He is a rat in wolf's clothing.
362
00:18:44,337 --> 00:18:46,281
With this coin...
363
00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:49,573
I will demonstrate
that she is a sorceress.
364
00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:54,879
Do as he asks.
365
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,930
Face the east. Do not heed him.
366
00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:02,398
He is allied with the devil.
367
00:19:02,422 --> 00:19:05,067
There is something in his manner
368
00:19:05,091 --> 00:19:07,336
that touches my memory.
369
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,726
And I must obey.
370
00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:13,375
Take this coin, place
it on your forehead
371
00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:15,044
and bow three times.
372
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,945
But the coin will fall off.
373
00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:17,946
No, it won't.
374
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,236
It's covered with honey.
375
00:19:20,406 --> 00:19:22,039
Bow three times...
376
00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:24,787
and say:
377
00:19:24,811 --> 00:19:29,180
Uh, ahmed... talu, varsi, lupin.
378
00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:32,161
What does that mean?
379
00:19:32,185 --> 00:19:33,395
"Good luck."
380
00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:34,852
And we could sure use some.
381
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:46,958
Ahmed... talu... varsi... lupin.
382
00:19:49,903 --> 00:19:51,735
Darrin! Sam!
383
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:57,086
Let's get out of here.
384
00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:58,542
Not yet.
385
00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:02,647
It is true. I am a witch.
386
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,733
But I am going to prove
beyond a shadow of a doubt
387
00:20:10,757 --> 00:20:14,103
that none of the others...
None of those accused
388
00:20:14,127 --> 00:20:16,326
actually were witches.
389
00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:18,975
And what is the basis
390
00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:21,277
for this absurd contention?
391
00:20:21,301 --> 00:20:23,045
Do you think that mere
392
00:20:23,069 --> 00:20:25,747
iron shackles could contain me?
393
00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:29,385
Now, how can mortals
prosecute creatures
394
00:20:29,409 --> 00:20:31,053
who can transform themselves.
395
00:20:31,077 --> 00:20:34,356
Who can cause
fire, flood and storm?
396
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,926
How can you imprison someone
397
00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:39,862
who can vanish
before your very eyes?
398
00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:42,264
Art thou done?
399
00:20:42,288 --> 00:20:43,765
Yes.
400
00:20:43,789 --> 00:20:46,068
It is thy contention
401
00:20:46,092 --> 00:20:48,437
that a witch can vanish,
402
00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:51,140
yet thou dost not vanish.
403
00:20:51,164 --> 00:20:54,543
No. And why not?
404
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:57,813
To make us believe
thou art not a witch.
405
00:20:57,837 --> 00:21:01,717
Yet that what thou
hath proved instead is
406
00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:04,720
that thou art a witch.
407
00:21:04,744 --> 00:21:08,123
For who but a witch
would be cunning enough
408
00:21:08,147 --> 00:21:10,882
not to display her powers?
409
00:21:12,518 --> 00:21:15,652
Seize them and
return them to the jail.
410
00:21:22,161 --> 00:21:25,062
Now, uh, for my next trick.
411
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,018
And just in case that
412
00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:39,043
doesn't convince
you... watch this.
413
00:21:54,927 --> 00:21:55,927
What a ham.
414
00:21:59,899 --> 00:22:03,545
Now... do you understand?
415
00:22:03,569 --> 00:22:06,115
The people that you
persecuted were guiltless.
416
00:22:06,139 --> 00:22:08,272
They were mortals,
just like yourselves.
417
00:22:09,809 --> 00:22:12,121
You are the guilty.
418
00:22:12,145 --> 00:22:15,291
It is the recommendation
of the court
419
00:22:15,315 --> 00:22:18,094
that we all repair to our homes
420
00:22:18,118 --> 00:22:23,799
and reflect carefully...
on the illusions
421
00:22:23,823 --> 00:22:26,769
that we have seen
and heard this day.
422
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:29,972
And then have a pint of ale
423
00:22:29,996 --> 00:22:31,907
and forget that
it ever happened.
424
00:22:31,931 --> 00:22:33,297
Ready for takeoff?
425
00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:40,882
Let us attribute
these hallucinations
426
00:22:40,906 --> 00:22:43,919
to our own witch hysteria.
427
00:22:43,943 --> 00:22:45,854
And I hereby decree an end
428
00:22:45,878 --> 00:22:48,779
to these and future trials.
429
00:22:56,623 --> 00:22:58,055
Sam?
430
00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:00,402
Good morning.
431
00:23:00,426 --> 00:23:01,803
Mrs. Stephens said to tell you
432
00:23:01,827 --> 00:23:02,904
that she had to go out,
433
00:23:02,928 --> 00:23:04,473
but she wouldn't be gone long.
434
00:23:04,497 --> 00:23:06,074
What would you like for brunch?
435
00:23:06,098 --> 00:23:07,576
I don't know.
436
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,000
What can you make
without causing a disaster?
437
00:23:11,204 --> 00:23:13,249
Fortunately, I know
you like to joke,
438
00:23:13,273 --> 00:23:15,284
so I don't resent that.
439
00:23:15,308 --> 00:23:16,685
How about an omelette?
440
00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:18,187
Okay.
441
00:23:18,211 --> 00:23:20,589
Maybe a nice Spanish omelette?
442
00:23:20,613 --> 00:23:21,757
Fine, fine.
443
00:23:21,781 --> 00:23:23,091
Uh, wait a minute.
444
00:23:23,115 --> 00:23:25,594
W-we are talking
about an omelette
445
00:23:25,618 --> 00:23:26,662
made with chicken eggs.
446
00:23:26,686 --> 00:23:27,885
We are?
447
00:23:29,355 --> 00:23:31,955
All right. If that's
the way you want it.
448
00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:39,163
Oh, boy. I'm tired.
449
00:23:40,366 --> 00:23:41,677
It's the time change
450
00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:44,680
from the 17th to
the 20th century.
451
00:23:44,704 --> 00:23:45,714
Where have you been?
452
00:23:45,738 --> 00:23:47,249
I had a little
unfinished business
453
00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:49,285
with the Witches
Council, remember?
454
00:23:49,309 --> 00:23:50,819
That's right. What happened?
455
00:23:50,843 --> 00:23:53,622
Good news. I don't
have to go back to Salem.
456
00:23:53,646 --> 00:23:55,824
That's terrific. How come?
457
00:23:55,848 --> 00:23:58,527
I pointed out to them
that in their own way
458
00:23:58,551 --> 00:23:59,928
they're just as
bad as the people
459
00:23:59,952 --> 00:24:01,763
behind the original witch hunts.
460
00:24:01,787 --> 00:24:03,965
And their attitude
toward our marriage
461
00:24:03,989 --> 00:24:06,335
is just as prejudiced
and bigoted.
462
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,604
You know something?
463
00:24:08,628 --> 00:24:10,839
You're a good little infighter.
464
00:24:10,863 --> 00:24:12,541
You mean I'm
effective in the clinches?
465
00:24:12,565 --> 00:24:13,609
Yeah.
466
00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:14,809
Brunch is on!
467
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,445
Mm. Mm-hm.
468
00:24:16,469 --> 00:24:18,046
She's making a Spanish omelette.
469
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:20,504
Oh. That should be interesting.
470
00:24:28,414 --> 00:24:30,292
How do you feel
about a plain omelette
471
00:24:30,316 --> 00:24:32,349
with Spanish on the side?
472
00:24:39,158 --> 00:24:40,891
That's interesting.
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