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- Mal, Rob, grab the
working at height gear.
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Who else?
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- I'll go up, gaffer.
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- Spike.
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- Come on, then.
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- Hey!
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Hey!
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Help!
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- How we doing in there?
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- On our way up now, guv.
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- Help!
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- Excuse me?
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Excuse me.
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- Help!
- Excuse me?
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Hello?
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I'm Cindy Cornell.
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- Help!
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Help!
- Ouch.
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You've been in the wars, haven't you?
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What happened there?
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- Oh, man.
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I can't believe we're going out with Asbo.
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- Don't start.
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- Little Al don't like him.
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Rob don't like him.
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Mince don't like him.
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- I like him.
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Can't write someone off just
'cause of their postcode.
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- Oh, I can.
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- See, there's no bag,
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so there's no loss of suction.
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- What's it, a Dyson, is it?
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- Nah, it's a Dysoni.
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Very similar, it's just
from Tokyo, you see.
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- I keep telling you about
these presents, George.
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It's too much.
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You don't have to do it.
- Yeah, but I want to,
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so just take it.
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- George.
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Pack it in.
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- Okay.
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- You'll be wanting
to get off now, I expect.
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- Yeah.
- Mind how you go.
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- He's got Churchill
Estate running through him
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like a stick of fucking rock.
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Some people, it's game over
from day one, you know?
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- Thing is, Mal, you go
round thinking like that,
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pretty soon you wind up
wanting to top yourself.
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Know what I mean?
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Give him a chance.
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- I have given him a chance.
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- Well, give him another one, then!
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- By the way, your dad rung.
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Out in two weeks.
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Ain't got nowhere to go, as per.
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I goes to him, if you think
you're stopping here...
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- Don't let him, Mum.
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- Excuse me, I did tell him.
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I said I'm using the spare
room for my quilting.
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He goes, "I can always come in with you."
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Yeah, like that is exactly what I need
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three weeks after a hysterectomy.
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You have a good time, boy.
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I'm dead proud of you.
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- Mum, leave it out.
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- Yeah, I know.
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I'll be all right in a minute.
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It's this bloody HRT.
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Go on, off you go.
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- So you got any further with
the, you know, the wedding?
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- Nah, wedding's off.
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Look at it.
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In my car.
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I've told her, hundreds
of times I've told her.
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Disgusting.
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Woman's an animal.
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- Look at you.
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New boots and panties.
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Want to go down the Boleyn?
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- No. Going up Romford.
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Work thing.
- A work thing, is it?
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What's that mean, no scum allowed?
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No, I'm not being funny, mate,
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but you've been shutting me out recently.
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Got to admit it.
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- Get a move on, Asbo!
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- They call you ASBO for?
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You ain't got an ASBO.
- It's just a nickname.
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I've got to go, Gog.
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- No, it's rude is what it is.
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It's disrespectful.
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I ain't having that.
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Worse things they could
call you though, eh, Chubs?
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Don't know the half of it,
do they, Kev and the gang?
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- You follow me, I'll throw
you down them fucking stairs!
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- Want to watch Strictly, Mrs. S?
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- Go away, George.
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I'm having me bath.
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♪ Da da, da da ♪
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♪ Da da da ♪
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It's just, you know,
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really happy for you both.
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- Oh, cheers mate.
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And a cranberry juice for me.
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What about a dry white wine?
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Nah, I'm just joking mate.
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Give us another beer and six
shots of that blue stuff.
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- Oh, blimey.
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What happened to no drinking
in front of the Watch?
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- Oh, well, in for a penny.
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- Oof, she's friendly.
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- Jesus, Asbo, you gonna let anyone else
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get a word in edgeways?
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Right.
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One, two, three.
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Oh!
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Come on, Al!
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- So there's no problems, then?
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- No.
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No problems.
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- That's good.
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That's good.
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Well, best of luck.
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- Listen, he knows, don't he?
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I mean, he's not going
to get carried away?
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- No, course not.
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But he will do whatever it
takes to make it look real,
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and so will you.
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- Yeah.
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- You'll be fine.
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I'll see you after.
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We'll have a little drink.
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- Oh, fuck!
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- King idiot sometimes.
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His mum says he was dropped on his head.
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- You were the one reported it?
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- Thought something was
up, he was out at 6:30.
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He doesn't normally get
up till Cash in the Attic.
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- Well, make a story for
the grandkids, won't it?
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- Oh, yeah, 'cause that's
what this world needs,
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that man reproducing.
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- Right.
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Listen, can you stick around?
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He's in quite a bit of distress up there.
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- Ugh!
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Supposed to be in Ipswich by four.
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- Can I do anything, guv?
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- No, you're all right.
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Just tell him you're down here.
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Tell him he's safe, you love him.
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- Tom?
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I love you, baby.
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Just stay calm.
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Gonna be all right.
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It's gonna be all right,
my darling, I'm here.
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I'm here.
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That sort of thing?
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- Yeah.
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Perfect.
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- No, no, no, no.
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That one's Kev's.
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Sure he wouldn't mind sharing though.
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- Ladies and gentlemen!
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Will you please make some noise
for our competitors tonight?
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First up it's Al The Fireman Sackett!
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And fighting him,
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it's the Devil of Dagenham,
Johnson Spider Webb!
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- Yes, come on!
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- He bit my fucking ear!
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- Romford Rules, mate.
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- And the winner of round
one is Johnson Spider Webb!
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- Rob, go and see if he's all right.
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- Boo!
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- I said to you, don't tell no one!
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And you bring them all down here?!
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- Thought you'd appreciate it.
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- Maybrick, the organizer,
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he's paying me to throw the fight.
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- What are you doing that for?
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You could smash him!
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- 'Cause he's paying me
five grand more not to!
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Little thing called economics,
Rob, ever heard of it?
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Bank won't extend my overdraft.
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I owe you, what, 600 quid in rent?
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I'm behind in my child support.
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Tina won't let me see Liam tomorrow
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if I don't show her anything.
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I'm just, I'm drowning a bit here, mate,
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and now I've got an audience
of my closest friends
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to watch me eat shit!
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- Okay, right, well,
I think I can see now.
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- Do you?
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Do you, Rob?
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- Yeah, but I mean...
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Well, what's the worst that could happen?
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- He might kill me.
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- Ref says get a move on.
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Crowd's getting ugly.
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- They're not real.
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- They are.
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- They never are.
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How'd you know?
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- 'Cause she made me feel them.
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- What?
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- Come on, let's get this over with.
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- What do you mean
she made you feel them?
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- Hold onto your breakfast, boys.
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- Anyway, think it's healthy
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for a couple to have secrets.
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I never told Dave about
my lesbian relationship.
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- Jules, it wasn't.
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You snogged Hayley Bynes once.
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- And she felt my boobs.
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- Okay, but it...
- Jesus, Trish.
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I'm not being nasty or nothing,
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but it happened 10 years ago.
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It isn't like he's going
to leave you now, is it?
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Not with his, you know, state.
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Hiya boys.
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Room for a little one?
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- Wow.
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Babe, what you doing here?
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- Oh, sorry, I should've rung first.
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- No, no, just thought,
you know, Watch night out.
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Might get a bit rowdy.
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- Well, I can go if you want.
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- No, no, no, no.
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No, I just, you know, I
thought maybe it wasn't your...
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- Cup of mindless violence?
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- Hey.
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Do you fancy a...
- I'm gonna go to the bar.
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Great minds.
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- I came twice in the shower this morning.
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- I'm fine thanks, Julia.
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How are you?
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- 'Cause I was thinking about
you, and Denzel Washington.
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I was thinking about you both kissing.
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- You've got quite an active imagination.
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- Yeah, people say that.
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Sorry.
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- Mm.
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- I had a falafel for my tea.
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- Jules, do you want a drink?
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- Yeah. Cheers, thanks.
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- Why don't you give us a hand?
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- Thanks.
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You look great.
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- Cheers, I scrub up, don't I?
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- Yeah.
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Do you think we should talk?
- Jesus, Mal.
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What you wearing?
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Eau de Budweiser?
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- Nice work, Germaine Greer.
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- It's Tanya.
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- God.
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- Hey!
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Asbo.
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You ledge!
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Mwah!
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- Trish.
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Trish!
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Trish!
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Ladies.
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Now, babe.
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- Mate, listen.
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Listen!
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I got the best bloody best man, right,
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'cause there's mates, right,
and there's mates, right?
269
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,676
And you're...
- I'm not.
270
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,879
- No, no, no.
271
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,800
I'm not having that.
272
00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:34,226
The way you've been
there for Trish and me...
273
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,349
- No, just, I can't.
274
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:36,719
Just get off.
- What?
275
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,832
- Don't know what's wrong with me.
276
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:40,729
I just, I don't know why I always have to,
277
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:41,999
'cause you're my best.
278
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,261
You know, you're the best...
279
00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:45,095
I'm so sorry, mate.
280
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,870
Me and Trish, it wasn't...
281
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,549
It was a one off, you know.
282
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:56,989
It was, we was both, because,
283
00:13:56,990 --> 00:14:01,199
and you can blame me much as
you like 'cause she wasn't...
284
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,300
She was looking for you and
she just found me instead.
285
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,440
- Yeah, I know.
286
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,089
Mal, we're getting married.
287
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,423
We do, like, you know, talk to each other!
288
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,457
- Round two!
289
00:14:24,079 --> 00:14:25,662
- Here we go again.
290
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:28,338
- Fight!
291
00:14:28,339 --> 00:14:29,883
- Come on, Al!
- Come on, then!
292
00:14:29,884 --> 00:14:30,742
- Mate, are we all right?
293
00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:31,839
- Come on, Al.
294
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,930
- Hey, what have I missed?
295
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,181
- Oh, not much.
296
00:14:36,622 --> 00:14:38,736
Me and Mal about to fight a duel.
297
00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:42,872
Oh, yeah?
298
00:14:42,873 --> 00:14:45,869
- Yeah, no, I'm just pulling
his leg, he's embarrassed.
299
00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:47,489
We were talking about you two.
300
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:50,099
Your little, don't know
what to call it, fling?
301
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,250
Is that the right word?
302
00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:56,461
He thought you hadn't told me.
303
00:14:57,405 --> 00:14:58,405
- Did he?
304
00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:00,370
Silly wanker.
305
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,189
- Yeah.
306
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,930
Yeah, sorry, I had a bit too much.
307
00:15:07,745 --> 00:15:10,225
- Come on, Al!
308
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:11,226
Bash him!
309
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,114
Oh, come on!
310
00:15:15,563 --> 00:15:16,950
- Kev.
311
00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:17,951
Kev.
312
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,543
- He's not even putting up a fight!
313
00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:25,803
- Kev, I'm sorry.
314
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,240
Please.
315
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,942
Talk to me.
316
00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:35,703
Kev, please talk to me.
317
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:38,673
- I can't watch this.
318
00:15:43,474 --> 00:15:44,974
- Oh, god.
319
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,880
- Ah!
320
00:15:57,769 --> 00:15:59,325
- What are you looking at?
321
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,333
What?
322
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,489
You fancy me or something?
323
00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:02,579
- Yeah, you're my dream girl.
324
00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:03,949
Just leave it, mate, I'm not in the mood.
325
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:05,216
I just want a piss, all right?
326
00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:07,729
- Oh, have you got to
sit down and have a piss?
327
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,680
Knickers round your ankles?
328
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:34,011
- Come on, Al!
329
00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:35,012
Get up!
330
00:16:36,153 --> 00:16:37,653
- Go on, Al!
331
00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:49,284
- Stop biting my ears!
332
00:16:49,285 --> 00:16:54,285
Stop biting my ears!
333
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,180
- Break, break!
334
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,511
- Go on, Al!
335
00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:02,678
- Yes!
336
00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:07,271
- And the winner of round two,
337
00:17:07,272 --> 00:17:09,189
Al The Fireman Sackett!
338
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,709
- Put your drink down and come with me.
339
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:17,049
- Who are you, Christian Grey?
340
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,869
- I don't know who that is.
341
00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:20,890
- Say please, then.
342
00:17:20,891 --> 00:17:21,891
- No.
343
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,286
- What you doing?
344
00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:32,649
Out in two rounds, we agreed.
345
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:33,483
- Sorry.
346
00:17:33,484 --> 00:17:34,529
It was a mistake, I didn't mean to.
347
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,639
He keeps biting my ear.
348
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,089
- Does he?
349
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,269
Well, that's what Spider does.
350
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,649
That's his trademark.
351
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:41,450
What's your trademark, being a plum?
352
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,549
You lose the next round,
you understand me?
353
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:45,550
Clear?
- Yeah.
354
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,399
- That's your little kid, innit?
355
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,629
He's lovely, isn't he?
356
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:55,117
He must be very proud
having a dad like you.
357
00:17:59,182 --> 00:18:00,299
- Tom!
358
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,069
My name's Al!
359
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:03,469
I'm a fireman!
360
00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:04,400
You're gonna be all right!
361
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:05,947
We'll be getting you up in just a minute!
362
00:18:05,948 --> 00:18:07,489
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, did
you speak to Cindy?!
363
00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:08,507
What did she say?!
364
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,880
- She said yes!
365
00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:18,086
- Really?!
366
00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:20,829
Was she happy?!
367
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:21,663
- Yeah!
368
00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:23,239
Mate, are you kidding?!
369
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,849
She was over the moon!
370
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:26,499
She were crying!
371
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,929
She said she felt like the
luckiest girl in the world!
372
00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:29,910
- All right, Charles Dickens.
373
00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:30,743
Have a day off.
374
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:31,844
- Do you want to just get off my back?
375
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,099
- Yeah, I do, absolutely.
376
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,309
I also want a Blu-Ray player
377
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:35,910
and Helen Mirren's phone number.
378
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,859
Not our lucky day, is it?
379
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,119
- Tom!
380
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,098
Keep still!
381
00:18:41,099 --> 00:18:42,298
Keep calm!
382
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,429
- Can you get a message to her?!
383
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,309
Just tell her, will you tell her
384
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,019
that everything is gonna
be different from now on!
385
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,719
And that I'm gonna be better!
386
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,459
- It'll help us
if you just keep still!
387
00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:59,779
- Yeah, just tell her!
388
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:00,705
- Yeah, all right, mate,
389
00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:01,538
we'll tell her!
- Come on, Tom.
390
00:19:01,539 --> 00:19:04,829
Keep still for me, mate.
391
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,919
- Where did he get all
the gear from, then?
392
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,059
- He used to be a teacher at
the climbing wall in Mile End.
393
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,060
Got fired.
394
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,249
- Why's that?
395
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,250
- Fell off a lot.
396
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,039
That was nearly two years ago.
397
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,930
Been supporting him ever since,
while he works on his music.
398
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:21,764
- Yeah?
399
00:19:21,765 --> 00:19:23,569
Any good?
- Oh, yeah.
400
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:25,370
He's playing the O2 Arena next week.
401
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:29,300
- Can I get you a cup of tea, guv?
402
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,733
- No, just stay put.
403
00:19:56,657 --> 00:19:58,490
- Get up!
- Al, get up!
404
00:20:18,725 --> 00:20:19,725
- Come on!
405
00:20:22,895 --> 00:20:23,728
- Hello, Denny.
406
00:20:23,729 --> 00:20:25,352
Fancy seeing you here, mate.
407
00:20:25,353 --> 00:20:26,479
- What are you fucking playing at?
408
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,509
- Them your friends?
409
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:28,343
Where's Kev?
410
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,494
- You stay away
from him, all right?
411
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,494
He don't want nothing to do with you.
412
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,149
- Come on!
- You can do it!
413
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,922
You can do it!
- Watch out, get up!
414
00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:37,904
- Get up!
415
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,674
Don't let me down, Al!
416
00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:40,675
Get up!
417
00:20:41,903 --> 00:20:43,165
Al!
418
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,333
Pull yourself together, Al!
419
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:45,562
Come on!
420
00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:46,730
You can do it!
421
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,457
Yes, come on, Al!
422
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:50,458
Yeah!
423
00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:52,732
- That's it!
- Come on, Al!
424
00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:54,014
- That's it!
425
00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:56,788
Come on, Al!
426
00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:00,636
Come on!
427
00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:02,514
Get into him!
428
00:21:02,515 --> 00:21:03,348
- Where's Kev?
429
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,439
- You stay away from him.
430
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,967
He don't want nothing to
do with you, all right?
431
00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:07,019
- What a horrible thing to say.
432
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,409
You ain't half got a tongue on you, Den.
433
00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:09,243
- You nearly killed him.
434
00:21:09,244 --> 00:21:10,603
- Not on purpose.
435
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,459
Oh, go on, then.
436
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,869
Punch us.
437
00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:17,597
Show everyone what a nasty
piece of work you really are.
438
00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:20,174
- Come on!
439
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,771
- So, I'm telling you, you even touch me,
440
00:21:23,772 --> 00:21:27,209
I'll make sure everybody here
knows exactly who you are
441
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:29,091
and exactly what you've done.
442
00:21:29,092 --> 00:21:29,925
- You done it.
443
00:21:29,926 --> 00:21:31,421
It was you, I never, I didn't know, did I?
444
00:21:31,422 --> 00:21:32,639
I didn't have no choice.
445
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,849
- I don't know, that's a
philosophical question,
446
00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:35,706
now wasn't it?
- Dan and Rosa's baby died,
447
00:21:35,707 --> 00:21:37,379
Gog, 'cause of us.
448
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,499
We killed a little girl.
449
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,333
- Yeah, well, it's not my fault
450
00:21:39,334 --> 00:21:41,390
your Kev can't do his job properly, is it?
451
00:21:49,239 --> 00:21:50,338
- Hit him, Al!
452
00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:53,431
Come on!
453
00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:59,413
- And I'll tell you something else,
454
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:02,163
my folks might've been piss heads,
455
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,220
but they weren't murderers, were they?
456
00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:07,221
No.
457
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,407
No, not like your old man, eh?
458
00:22:13,127 --> 00:22:14,627
Blood tells, mate.
459
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,528
Blood tells.
460
00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:30,958
- Yes!
461
00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:37,809
- Oi, oi, where have you
been hiding this one?
462
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:39,703
You Den's little slice, are you?
463
00:22:44,051 --> 00:22:45,578
- And our winner tonight,
464
00:22:45,579 --> 00:22:48,079
by KO, Al The Fireman Sackett!
465
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,199
- Listen, Ziggy, I could talk
to you all night, darling,
466
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,446
but I really want to meet
this, what is it, Kev?
467
00:22:54,447 --> 00:22:55,536
'Cause this one won't stop banging
468
00:22:55,537 --> 00:22:57,415
on about him, will you, eh?
469
00:22:57,416 --> 00:23:00,416
- Well, I think he's here somewhere.
470
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:06,818
There.
471
00:23:33,343 --> 00:23:34,510
- Ooh!
472
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,037
- How do you get out of here?
473
00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:44,455
- Follow me!
474
00:23:59,225 --> 00:24:00,616
- Shall we get in?
475
00:24:00,617 --> 00:24:01,967
Have that little drink now?
476
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,239
- What are you thinking?
477
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,588
- Well, I was thinking,
478
00:24:12,589 --> 00:24:14,409
be really nice to have
sex in a bed for once.
479
00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:16,304
- Like a waterbed?
480
00:24:16,305 --> 00:24:19,409
- No, no, just a nice, normal bed.
481
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:20,809
You know, pillows, duvet, and that.
482
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:22,349
- Yeah.
483
00:24:22,350 --> 00:24:23,716
Hit me.
484
00:24:23,717 --> 00:24:25,499
- What?
- Hit me in the face.
485
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,079
- No, no.
- Just a little slap.
486
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,896
Go on, just put me in my
place, just a little...
487
00:24:29,897 --> 00:24:30,730
- All right, all right.
488
00:24:30,731 --> 00:24:32,025
All right, shh, shh, shh.
489
00:24:32,026 --> 00:24:33,358
- Shush what?
- We're done now,
490
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:34,686
we're done, we're done.
491
00:24:34,687 --> 00:24:38,075
- You what?
492
00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:39,076
You what?
493
00:24:39,818 --> 00:24:41,279
Ugh!
494
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,230
I thought you were into all that?
495
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:43,959
- What, beating women?
496
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,793
Yeah, I love it.
497
00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:45,626
Jesus Christ.
498
00:24:45,627 --> 00:24:49,669
- Mal, you don't have to pretend with me.
499
00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:52,923
I don't want you to hold my
hand and take me to La Tasca.
500
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,329
That's not what this is.
501
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,153
Oh, we're not Kev and Trish, are we?
502
00:24:59,009 --> 00:25:00,009
Thank God!
503
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,891
- What the bloody hell
did you do that for?
504
00:25:03,892 --> 00:25:05,833
- Come on, Mal, eh?
505
00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:06,792
- Oi, oi, stop it.
506
00:25:06,793 --> 00:25:08,293
- Come on, you love it!
507
00:25:08,294 --> 00:25:09,550
Come on!
- Just stop, all right?
508
00:25:10,549 --> 00:25:11,538
I said stop it!
509
00:25:11,539 --> 00:25:13,052
Just stop it!
- Oh, come on, Mal!
510
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,372
- Stop it!
- Loosen up a bit!
511
00:25:21,602 --> 00:25:25,551
My book group's gonna be so jealous.
512
00:25:28,412 --> 00:25:29,825
Come here, you.
513
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,199
- Come on.
514
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,450
- Go on, knock yourself out.
515
00:25:38,530 --> 00:25:39,759
That's lovely, ta.
516
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,249
- Please, I'm sorry.
517
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,299
I'm so sorry.
518
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:43,639
I didn't mean for that to happen before,
519
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,598
I didn't mean for it to go that way...
520
00:25:44,599 --> 00:25:46,139
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
521
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:48,309
It's all right, I understand.
522
00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:49,839
You know, you get out there in that ring,
523
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,239
and the adrenaline's flowing,
524
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,879
and the atmosphere, the crowd,
it's intoxicating, isn't it?
525
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,159
- I'll pay you back.
- Course you will,
526
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,671
I know that.
527
00:25:57,672 --> 00:26:00,399
I tell you what, why
don't we do that now, eh?
528
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,249
Save all that bother later on.
529
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,359
It's simple.
530
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,552
All you got to do is
tap your digits in here.
531
00:26:06,553 --> 00:26:07,451
All right, Al?
532
00:26:07,452 --> 00:26:09,290
There you go.
533
00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,190
Shall I help you?
534
00:26:10,191 --> 00:26:12,189
Give it here, give it here.
535
00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:14,023
Now, I need your password, Al.
536
00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:16,872
Al.
537
00:26:16,873 --> 00:26:17,873
Password.
538
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:20,821
- Tina92.
539
00:26:20,822 --> 00:26:21,655
- There you go.
540
00:26:21,656 --> 00:26:22,736
Wasn't hard, was it?
541
00:26:24,570 --> 00:26:26,259
I ain't gonna cheat you.
542
00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:28,133
I'm only taking what's mine.
543
00:26:28,134 --> 00:26:29,003
Okay?
544
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,362
Now, I know what kind of job you do,
545
00:26:31,363 --> 00:26:35,659
and the salaries you're on,
it's absolutely criminal, boy.
546
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,646
- Get out the car, come on.
547
00:26:37,647 --> 00:26:38,480
- Oi!
548
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,313
- Come on.
549
00:26:39,314 --> 00:26:40,428
- Oi!
550
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,620
- Come on.
551
00:26:44,621 --> 00:26:46,195
- Hey, what do you fucking think?!
552
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:51,492
Yeah!
553
00:26:51,493 --> 00:26:52,897
- I got him!
- Ow, ow!
554
00:27:00,132 --> 00:27:01,349
- Piss off!
- Get off him!
555
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:02,895
Just get off him!
- Back off!
556
00:27:02,896 --> 00:27:04,525
- You all right, babe?
557
00:27:04,526 --> 00:27:05,664
- You want some?!
- Oi!
558
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:06,547
- Get up, come on.
559
00:27:06,548 --> 00:27:09,714
- Do you?!
- Yeah, maybe, I don't know!
560
00:27:12,285 --> 00:27:14,240
- What's wrong with you?!
561
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:16,449
All you had to do was take the kicking,
562
00:27:16,450 --> 00:27:18,809
it's easy, you just lie there!
563
00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,459
- I just wanted to win!
564
00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:23,269
- Oh, well, congratulations, buddy!
565
00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:24,879
You're a winner.
566
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,573
You're Colin Firth at the Oscars.
567
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,546
I'm going home.
568
00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:31,389
- The next fight tonight,
569
00:27:31,390 --> 00:27:34,390
please welcome Wild Wild West Newts!
570
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,769
- Trish, my darling, get in the car.
571
00:27:38,770 --> 00:27:39,603
- You're not driving?
572
00:27:39,603 --> 00:27:40,460
- Yeah, I am.
573
00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:41,866
Now, come on.
- Kev, you're pissed.
574
00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:43,823
- No, I'm not, I'm fine.
575
00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:47,599
- Jesus, Jules,
what happened to you?
576
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,189
- I think I'm in love.
577
00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:51,249
- No, I don't wanna talk about it.
578
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:53,546
- I'll call you, yeah?
579
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,759
- Oh, that is beautiful.
580
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,739
That's perfect!
581
00:27:57,740 --> 00:28:00,512
Yeah, 'cause the Tooley
sisters, they share everything,
582
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:01,663
ain't that right, babe?
583
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,260
You should stay with Julia tonight.
584
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,676
- Come on.
585
00:28:11,677 --> 00:28:13,183
- Al, let's go.
586
00:28:14,281 --> 00:28:16,009
Al, I'll give you a lift!
587
00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:16,880
Oi! Al!
588
00:28:16,881 --> 00:28:18,559
We're going!
- Oh, I'm sorry,
589
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,079
I didn't realize I was in uniform!
590
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,689
- What?
- You telling me what to do?
591
00:28:21,690 --> 00:28:22,779
I'm not at work now!
592
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,009
- Oi, I'm your mate!
593
00:28:24,010 --> 00:28:25,869
- Bollocks, that is absolute bollocks!
594
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,893
You are not my mate since what
happened on Churchill Estate!
595
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,909
- All right.
596
00:28:37,910 --> 00:28:38,910
I like you.
597
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,119
I just don't think you
can handle pressure.
598
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,070
I think you panic when things go wrong.
599
00:28:45,650 --> 00:28:46,950
You're not a good fireman.
600
00:28:55,895 --> 00:28:57,326
- You're all right,
mate, try and calm down.
601
00:28:57,327 --> 00:28:58,934
You're all right.
- Rob!
602
00:28:58,935 --> 00:28:59,768
You all right?!
603
00:28:59,769 --> 00:29:01,033
- Just get us up!
604
00:29:01,034 --> 00:29:02,461
- You've got to cut the banner!
605
00:29:02,462 --> 00:29:03,295
- What?!
606
00:29:03,296 --> 00:29:05,781
- You've got to cut the banner!
607
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,722
- Come here, mate. Come here.
608
00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:10,737
Come here.
609
00:29:10,738 --> 00:29:12,365
- What are you doing?!
- Come here, you're all right.
610
00:29:12,366 --> 00:29:13,283
You're all right.
- What are you doing?!
611
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,924
- You're all right.
- What are you doing?!
612
00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:23,452
- Oh, no.
613
00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:30,445
- Help!
614
00:29:30,446 --> 00:29:31,543
Help!
615
00:29:31,544 --> 00:29:32,979
- Shit.
- Mal?
616
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:33,938
- Shit.
- Help!
617
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,026
He's passed out!
618
00:29:35,027 --> 00:29:36,289
- Right. Shit.
619
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:37,287
Right.
620
00:29:37,288 --> 00:29:38,913
- Mal, this isn't helping!
621
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:40,960
Let me go.
622
00:29:40,961 --> 00:29:42,256
- No.
- Please, I can do this!
623
00:29:42,257 --> 00:29:43,669
- Help!
624
00:29:43,670 --> 00:29:44,670
Help!
625
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:51,369
- Go on, then.
626
00:29:52,286 --> 00:29:53,286
- Help!
627
00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:02,470
Help!
628
00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:04,409
- Shit.
629
00:30:04,409 --> 00:30:05,356
I'm going up.
630
00:30:05,357 --> 00:30:08,356
- You want me to come, guv?
631
00:30:10,169 --> 00:30:11,169
- You all right, Asbo?
632
00:30:14,489 --> 00:30:15,603
Okay, that's not rude.
633
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,110
Guv, get in.
634
00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,003
- Oi, that kid...
635
00:30:24,003 --> 00:30:24,877
- No, he's one of Asbo's mates.
636
00:30:24,878 --> 00:30:26,039
- Set his dog on me.
637
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,169
- Come on, just get in.
638
00:30:27,170 --> 00:30:28,055
You're wasted.
639
00:30:28,056 --> 00:30:32,049
- See you tomorrow.
640
00:30:32,050 --> 00:30:33,464
Oi!
641
00:30:34,879 --> 00:30:35,870
I know you.
642
00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:36,725
- Yeah, I get that all the time,
643
00:30:36,725 --> 00:30:37,558
it's 'cause I look like Brad Pitt.
644
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:39,749
- No, no, no, no, we met,
couple of weeks back.
645
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:40,583
What's your name?
646
00:30:40,584 --> 00:30:41,898
- Oh, you dirty old man.
647
00:30:41,899 --> 00:30:43,149
Excuse me, I'm going home.
648
00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:44,300
- I'll give you a lift.
649
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,200
How's your dog?
650
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,499
- How's your fire engine?
651
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:55,900
- I left it at home tonight.
652
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,107
- Got a mate who's a fireman.
653
00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:01,420
Shit life, if you ask me.
654
00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:05,059
- I don't know.
655
00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:06,839
Sorry, what's your name?
656
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,840
- George.
657
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,799
- It's a bit Downton Abbey, isn't it?
658
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,800
George.
659
00:31:12,490 --> 00:31:14,582
What do your mates call you?
660
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:15,713
- They call me George.
661
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,119
- You got any nicknames?
662
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,419
- Yeah, my girlfriend calls me Blue Balls.
663
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:23,420
You?
664
00:31:24,270 --> 00:31:25,270
- Nah.
665
00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:28,540
What's your mate's name?
666
00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:31,453
The fireman, I might know him.
667
00:31:32,365 --> 00:31:34,699
There's a guy on the
estate, his name's Dennis.
668
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:35,700
Dennis Severs?
669
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,500
He's on my Watch.
670
00:31:38,501 --> 00:31:39,501
- Yeah.
671
00:31:41,010 --> 00:31:42,047
He's on mine too.
672
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,330
Thanks for the ride, Mr. Fireman.
673
00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:56,442
You're my hero.
674
00:31:57,277 --> 00:31:58,526
- You little...
675
00:32:11,861 --> 00:32:13,365
- Oh, shit.
676
00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,416
Al, Al, get Tom first!
677
00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:16,599
- But I'm hooked onto Rob now!
678
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,073
- Well, get unhooked!
679
00:32:21,770 --> 00:32:23,392
Hurry up!
680
00:32:23,393 --> 00:32:24,226
- What are you doing, mate?
681
00:32:24,226 --> 00:32:25,222
- It's all right, mate.
- Shit!
682
00:32:25,223 --> 00:32:26,480
- I'll be back.
- Shit!
683
00:32:26,481 --> 00:32:31,175
- Don't, don't look
684
00:32:31,176 --> 00:32:32,176
down.
685
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:35,889
- Al, Al!
686
00:32:35,890 --> 00:32:40,269
- Mal, just tell me, nice and
calm, what's the problem?!
687
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:45,270
- His line, his line, it's F-R-A-I-D.
688
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,756
- F-R-A-I-D?
689
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,889
I'm not being funny, mate,
did you even go to school?
690
00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:52,081
- Al, get hooked on!
691
00:32:52,082 --> 00:32:53,298
- What is he saying, what was that?!
692
00:32:53,299 --> 00:32:54,132
What was he...
- It's nothing, mate.
693
00:32:54,132 --> 00:32:54,965
- What was he saying?
- It's nothing, mate.
694
00:32:54,966 --> 00:32:56,239
- What was he saying?!
- Nothing!
695
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,929
Just keep your eyes on me, all right?
696
00:32:57,930 --> 00:33:00,643
It's nothing, just keep
your eyes on me, all right?!
697
00:33:04,626 --> 00:33:05,820
- I'm gonna die!
698
00:33:07,481 --> 00:33:09,500
- All we need to do is
get you hooked on, mate.
699
00:33:09,501 --> 00:33:11,182
It's all right, keep calm.
700
00:33:11,183 --> 00:33:13,396
What you thinking for the wedding?
701
00:33:13,397 --> 00:33:15,542
Church do, is it?
702
00:33:16,377 --> 00:33:17,389
- I'm not really sure if I believe
703
00:33:17,390 --> 00:33:19,201
in organized religion, so...
704
00:33:37,561 --> 00:33:38,540
- It's all right.
705
00:33:38,541 --> 00:33:40,779
It's gonna be all right.
706
00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:43,280
It's gonna be all right, mate.
707
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,033
- Come on.
708
00:33:56,085 --> 00:33:57,168
There you go.
709
00:34:01,219 --> 00:34:02,219
- Yes!
710
00:34:04,488 --> 00:34:06,011
Yeah!
711
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,880
Rob!
712
00:34:15,911 --> 00:34:16,911
Rob!
713
00:34:17,950 --> 00:34:19,309
Snip, mate!
714
00:34:19,310 --> 00:34:21,199
We're just nipping down for a brew!
715
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,414
You'll be all right for minute, yeah?!
716
00:34:23,415 --> 00:34:24,248
- Al!
717
00:34:24,249 --> 00:34:27,091
Al!
718
00:34:27,092 --> 00:34:28,859
Spike!
719
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:29,860
Al!
720
00:34:31,650 --> 00:34:32,667
- Did you see her?
721
00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:36,950
Was she happy?
722
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:41,068
- Yeah, mate, she was made up.
723
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,889
- She say she was going to end it?
724
00:34:44,890 --> 00:34:46,439
- Yeah, yeah, she did.
725
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,459
- Yeah, she does that.
726
00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:50,460
She won't.
727
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,280
Never does.
728
00:34:58,139 --> 00:34:59,778
- All right, mate, here we are.
729
00:34:59,779 --> 00:35:00,803
There you go.
730
00:35:00,804 --> 00:35:02,403
- Cindy?!
731
00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:03,802
Where's Cindy?!
732
00:35:03,803 --> 00:35:05,645
Cindy!
- It's all right!
733
00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:06,974
I'm here.
734
00:35:06,975 --> 00:35:08,329
Hold that.
- Cin.
735
00:35:08,330 --> 00:35:09,639
- Oh, Tom, get up.
736
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,282
Seriously, don't do this, not here.
737
00:35:11,283 --> 00:35:12,619
- Cindy, Cindy, look, look, look.
738
00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:13,669
I know we've had our ups and downs, yeah?
739
00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:14,620
Yeah?
740
00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:15,453
Yeah?
741
00:35:15,453 --> 00:35:16,310
Especially today.
742
00:35:16,311 --> 00:35:17,489
- Please, Tom, don't do this.
743
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,109
Stop it.
- But you would make me
744
00:35:19,110 --> 00:35:21,909
the happiest man in the world
745
00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:23,229
if you would say one little word.
746
00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,449
- Oh, shit.
747
00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:26,417
- Cindy, will you marry me?
748
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:37,180
- Yes!
- Yes!
749
00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:40,460
- Woo!
- Yes, of course I will.
750
00:35:40,461 --> 00:35:41,878
Yay.
- I love you!
751
00:35:42,832 --> 00:35:44,028
Woo!
- Love you.
752
00:35:44,029 --> 00:35:44,972
- Oh, put me down, I can walk.
753
00:35:44,973 --> 00:35:48,013
I can walk, I can walk,
I can walk, I can walk.
754
00:35:48,014 --> 00:35:49,192
- How are we, princess?
755
00:35:49,193 --> 00:35:51,470
- Sorry, guv, I couldn't help it.
756
00:35:51,471 --> 00:35:52,304
I haven't been that high...
757
00:35:52,305 --> 00:35:54,840
- No, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
758
00:35:54,841 --> 00:35:56,591
Little Al, nice work.
759
00:36:01,895 --> 00:36:03,152
Anyone seen Asbo?
760
00:36:03,153 --> 00:36:07,070
- He ran off, guv, after
you went up the tower.
761
00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:10,100
- All right, Mile End, pack up.
762
00:36:19,590 --> 00:36:22,329
Sorry to disturb you, Mrs. Severs.
763
00:36:22,330 --> 00:36:23,612
I'm Kev Allison.
764
00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:24,919
I'm Dennis's...
- Oh, my, Denny!
765
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,499
Mr. Allison's here!
766
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,949
Come in, come in!
767
00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:29,907
Let me have a look at you!
768
00:36:32,522 --> 00:36:33,522
Go through!
769
00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:38,149
I can't tell you how
pleased I am to meet you.
770
00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:40,039
The way that boy talks about you,
771
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,623
thought you'd be walking on bloody water.
772
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,809
What can I get you, tea, coffee?
773
00:36:45,810 --> 00:36:47,669
Little drop of Baileys?
774
00:36:47,670 --> 00:36:49,409
- Tea's lovely, thanks.
775
00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:50,410
- Sit down.
776
00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:04,269
- Asbo, please understand
how hard it is for me
777
00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:05,869
not to come over there and pick you up
778
00:37:05,870 --> 00:37:08,219
and chuck you over that balcony.
779
00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,259
- Right, the kettle's just boiled.
780
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,660
I'm just gonna step outside
for a little ciggie.
781
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,447
Is George Gog?
782
00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:23,429
Are you two mates?
783
00:37:23,430 --> 00:37:24,479
- When we was kids, not anymore.
784
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,829
- Did you start that fire?
785
00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:26,899
Tell me.
786
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:28,109
Was it the two of you I saw?
- We were mates.
787
00:37:28,110 --> 00:37:29,519
Please go.
- Then why didn't you say
788
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,119
you knew him?
- I was trying to protect you.
789
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,669
You start going after
him, he'll come after you,
790
00:37:32,670 --> 00:37:34,039
and you don't want that,
he's wrong in the head.
791
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,969
The things he's done, I'm
telling you, he don't care.
792
00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:38,329
He comes over all friendly,
but he's like an actor.
793
00:37:38,330 --> 00:37:39,429
I had nothing to do with him,
794
00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:40,899
not since I joined the service.
795
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,539
- Right.
796
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,540
I won't be a sec, I'll bring it through.
797
00:37:54,646 --> 00:37:55,719
Here we are.
798
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,399
You must get sick of us, Kev,
799
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,599
amount of times I see
your trucks pulling up.
800
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,530
- Pumps, Mum.
801
00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:03,259
They're called pumps.
- Oh, excuse me!
802
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:04,799
I love all that lingo, I do.
803
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,457
What was that one you were
telling me the other night?
804
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:07,291
- Hooligan tool.
805
00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:08,291
- That's it.
806
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,349
Kev, can I ask?
807
00:38:10,350 --> 00:38:12,809
You was that man tried to save
808
00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:14,760
Dan and Rosa's little kid, weren't you?
809
00:38:16,554 --> 00:38:18,383
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I heard that.
810
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:20,750
We missed all that, didn't we?
811
00:38:20,751 --> 00:38:22,179
We was lucky.
812
00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:24,759
Up visiting Den's dad in Yorkshire.
813
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,879
Do you remember that B&B?
814
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,969
What an horrible trip that
was, do you remember it?
815
00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:29,779
I don't think it's too much to ask,
816
00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:32,219
do you, Kev, for 60-pound a night,
817
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:35,619
not to find someone else's
pubic hair on your pillow?
818
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:37,979
Anyway, come back Sunday night,
819
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,680
we couldn't get over it, could we?
820
00:38:44,057 --> 00:38:45,057
Hooligan tool.
821
00:38:48,228 --> 00:38:51,089
Met a few of them in my
time, I can tell you.
822
00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:52,333
Married one, actually.
823
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:00,079
Oh, you can come again.
824
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,413
No one else laughs at my jokes.
825
00:39:06,890 --> 00:39:08,133
- I'd best be going.
826
00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:10,479
Thank you very much, Mrs. Severs.
827
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,313
- Oh, you're welcome.
828
00:39:11,314 --> 00:39:12,523
Drive safely, won't you?
829
00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:19,589
- Yeah, yeah, I will.
830
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,099
Thanks again.
831
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,100
- See ya.
832
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,393
Did I just lie to that man?
833
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,989
Dennis Edward Severs, look at me!
834
00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:42,210
Did I just lie to that man?
835
00:39:45,171 --> 00:39:49,370
I do not want George ever
stepping foot in this flat again.
836
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,760
- Come out.
837
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:05,759
Listen, I ain't got the money.
838
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,199
I tried to get it, but I ain't got it.
839
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,489
But I'm his father.
840
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,779
And I don't know if you
remember, but I was his mum too,
841
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,109
for three years, while you were studying.
842
00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:15,209
And I was good at it, weren't I?
843
00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:16,829
So when I can, I'll pay you.
844
00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:18,119
But in the meantime, I wanna see him.
845
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,820
And I want you to stop giving
me grief about it, okay?
846
00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:27,048
- Al, you've got to start
taking care of yourself.
847
00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:27,940
- Dad! Dad!
848
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:28,820
- Hey!
849
00:40:28,821 --> 00:40:31,223
- Come on, babe, Daddy's here!
850
00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:34,189
It's all right, he just fell
over, didn't you, Daddy?
851
00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:37,262
- Yeah, it's all right, Li.
852
00:40:37,263 --> 00:40:38,679
It's me.
853
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,133
Hey, it's Daddy.
854
00:40:41,143 --> 00:40:42,143
It's Daddy!
855
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,480
It's me!
856
00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:52,560
- Maybe next time.
857
00:41:07,528 --> 00:41:10,609
- Mobilize, zero
four papa one, mobilize.
858
00:41:15,650 --> 00:41:16,510
- Sorry.
859
00:41:16,511 --> 00:41:18,589
Just, my phone smashed.
860
00:41:18,590 --> 00:41:20,240
Didn't know if you'd called or...
861
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:22,480
- Tried you at Julia's.
862
00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:24,776
- Yeah, went to a mate's.
863
00:41:24,777 --> 00:41:26,308
Rachel.
864
00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:27,513
- You never talked about a Rachel.
865
00:41:27,514 --> 00:41:28,347
- Yeah, well, there's a lot of stuff
866
00:41:28,348 --> 00:41:31,430
we haven't talked about, isn't there?
867
00:41:33,957 --> 00:41:35,249
Palfrey popped the question
868
00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:37,729
this morning from 1,000 feet in the sky.
869
00:41:37,730 --> 00:41:39,879
Unfortunately, Tom became
tangled in the banner
870
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,109
he tried to hang from a London skyscraper
871
00:41:42,110 --> 00:41:43,010
and had to be rescued
872
00:41:43,011 --> 00:41:44,975
by firefighters.
- That's you.
873
00:41:44,976 --> 00:41:46,389
Bet every housewife in Greater London's
874
00:41:46,390 --> 00:41:47,269
in love with you right now.
875
00:41:47,269 --> 00:41:48,102
- Cindy, I bet
you couldn't believe it
876
00:41:48,103 --> 00:41:49,356
when you saw Tom up there, could you?
877
00:41:49,357 --> 00:41:50,597
- Are you?
- Oh, I was just
878
00:41:50,598 --> 00:41:52,259
totally blown away.
879
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,260
- Yeah.
880
00:41:53,962 --> 00:41:54,962
Course I am.
881
00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:58,120
- No, I mean, we've not
really talked about it yet,
882
00:41:58,121 --> 00:41:59,445
have we, Cin?
883
00:41:59,446 --> 00:42:00,859
- Congratulations to you both.
884
00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:02,019
- Nice to see
a happy ending there,
885
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:02,910
isn't it, Naz?
886
00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:04,219
- It certainly is, Jillian,
887
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:06,238
and there's good news
in the weather too, as...
888
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,120
- When was it?
889
00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:18,003
- That night you stayed out with Dennis.
890
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:22,230
You never told me where you went.
891
00:42:24,923 --> 00:42:26,963
- And now I know why you never asked.
892
00:42:43,090 --> 00:42:44,699
- Mrs. S?
893
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,700
Are you in there?
894
00:42:49,697 --> 00:42:51,081
I just wanna come in.
895
00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:58,810
It's nippy out here.
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