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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:40,532 --> 00:01:47,032 Paris. Population 2,125,246, of which 1,153,702 are women. 2 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:54,224 That's a ratio of 1.4 women to every man. 3 00:01:55,411 --> 00:01:56,458 Not bad. 4 00:01:58,067 --> 00:02:02,290 But laughable compared to New York, where it's 5.2 to 1. 5 00:02:03,603 --> 00:02:05,741 Right. Anyway, closer to home.. 6 00:02:06,674 --> 00:02:10,187 I found 259 freelance professions listed. 7 00:02:10,354 --> 00:02:12,874 One of them is an Actress. 8 00:02:13,554 --> 00:02:16,304 There are about 10,000 in Paris, 9 00:02:16,466 --> 00:02:17,808 all wacko. 10 00:02:23,122 --> 00:02:24,584 My name is Yvan. 11 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:29,548 I'm 35, a sports reporter.. I'm either in a stadium, 12 00:02:30,226 --> 00:02:33,870 or here, the news room of Info-Sport TV. 13 00:02:34,609 --> 00:02:38,221 My chances of meeting an actress were 12-1. 14 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:43,338 When I met Charlotte, 15 00:02:43,505 --> 00:02:44,912 I saw only her. 16 00:02:45,073 --> 00:02:48,717 Now I realize living with an actress is a crazy thing. 17 00:02:55,728 --> 00:02:57,551 What do you put when you sign an autograph? 18 00:02:57,713 --> 00:02:59,174 Depends. "Kisses." 19 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,478 "Love..." 20 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,753 -Sex. -Stop fucking around. 21 00:03:04,209 --> 00:03:05,867 -Jealous! - Not at all. 22 00:03:06,512 --> 00:03:07,887 I catch you writing sex... 23 00:03:08,049 --> 00:03:11,627 Like when I'm in London you won't imagine... 24 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,462 You're so lucky. I love that actor. 25 00:03:15,632 --> 00:03:17,541 -That doofus? - He's great! 26 00:03:19,664 --> 00:03:21,388 I can't talk to you. 27 00:03:21,552 --> 00:03:23,940 - He's fabulous. - He's bald. 28 00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:25,257 Thanks. 29 00:03:25,424 --> 00:03:27,082 Calm down, honey. 30 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,703 We're going to be auntie and uncle!. 31 00:03:29,872 --> 00:03:31,660 What's this "auntie" business? 32 00:03:31,823 --> 00:03:33,711 What do you say? Aunt? 33 00:03:34,031 --> 00:03:35,307 Don't start. 34 00:03:35,471 --> 00:03:38,767 -A good uncle would say quit smoking. -After I defend you! 35 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,999 He's right. You should quit. 36 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:43,436 Enough. Now I feel guilty. 37 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,225 -You should. -What? 38 00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:47,016 You always feel guilty. 39 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,157 You're more Jewish than your brother. 40 00:03:49,327 --> 00:03:50,537 What's that mean? 41 00:03:50,702 --> 00:03:51,913 What's that? 42 00:03:52,303 --> 00:03:55,598 Guilty, Jewish... They married? Why are we guilty? 43 00:03:55,758 --> 00:03:57,035 I didn't say that. 44 00:03:57,199 --> 00:04:00,460 You always bring up Jews. Someone always does. 45 00:04:00,622 --> 00:04:03,819 50 tables here, all burning to talk of Jews. 46 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,389 Something wrong? 47 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:07,655 -See, her problem... - It's your problem! 48 00:04:07,822 --> 00:04:09,228 Just like with the names! 49 00:04:10,478 --> 00:04:12,038 Could we have an autograph? 50 00:04:13,229 --> 00:04:15,717 He likes Jean, Jules. 51 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:17,864 It's a boy? You know? 52 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:19,884 We don't know yet. But... 53 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,393 I like Abraham. 54 00:04:26,445 --> 00:04:27,874 That's your right. 55 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:31,588 I just hope he's not born with a beard. 56 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,475 She likes Moses, too. 57 00:04:33,645 --> 00:04:36,197 It's virile. Moses is virile. 58 00:04:37,325 --> 00:04:38,536 Where are you going? 59 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:41,257 - Bathroom. Am I allowed? -Again? 60 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:44,584 Ten quarts of water a day for her figure! 61 00:04:44,749 --> 00:04:47,269 - Don't like my figure? -Sure I do. 62 00:04:47,436 --> 00:04:49,672 These autographs get to you? 63 00:04:49,836 --> 00:04:53,098 Get to me? Drives me fucking nuts! 64 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:58,377 She's nuts. So am I for putting up with it. But how long? 65 00:04:58,540 --> 00:05:00,679 You love her, put up with it. 66 00:05:00,844 --> 00:05:02,851 Love my sister? Put up with her! 67 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:05,060 She doesn't sign autographs. 68 00:05:05,419 --> 00:05:07,808 Or drink 10 quarts of water a day! 69 00:05:09,836 --> 00:05:12,388 Next guy asks for an autograph I grab him... 70 00:05:12,555 --> 00:05:14,694 Was that Miss Charlotte...? 71 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:17,729 - Mrs. -Could I have an autograph? 72 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:19,712 For my daughter. 73 00:05:20,268 --> 00:05:21,958 Sure. She'll be right back. 74 00:05:25,387 --> 00:05:28,386 -Where were we? - Next guy who asks... 75 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:33,857 Waiting here? 76 00:05:34,026 --> 00:05:36,896 My daughter's sick. She has ALS. 77 00:05:38,026 --> 00:05:39,270 Great. 78 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,397 I mean, I understand. 79 00:05:47,242 --> 00:05:48,584 She'll be right back. 80 00:05:54,281 --> 00:05:56,136 -Go to a game? -Sure. 81 00:05:56,297 --> 00:05:57,824 A cab. We really should. 82 00:05:57,994 --> 00:06:01,671 We'll go when you want. Just call me. 83 00:06:03,146 --> 00:06:04,869 Don't hesitate. 84 00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:10,114 Don't you open the door for my sister? 85 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:12,834 The whole family in the cab. 86 00:06:19,592 --> 00:06:21,415 Feel like walking? 87 00:06:21,577 --> 00:06:22,754 Here's a cab. 88 00:06:22,921 --> 00:06:24,928 Come on. I want to walk. 89 00:06:28,232 --> 00:06:31,079 -Why so fast? - I have to pee! 90 00:06:36,264 --> 00:06:38,653 Excuse me, all right if I smoke? 91 00:06:38,824 --> 00:06:40,351 Can't you read? 92 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,094 You're angry. 93 00:06:49,736 --> 00:06:52,103 A bit much, with the names. 94 00:06:52,264 --> 00:06:54,119 See? You're angry. 95 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,996 No, but how do I look? 96 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,494 It's not me. It's our problem. 97 00:07:01,095 --> 00:07:02,753 Let's ask your brother. 98 00:07:02,919 --> 00:07:05,636 Can't this wait until we're home? 99 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,388 Why not say it? 100 00:07:07,559 --> 00:07:10,014 Because there is no problem. 101 00:07:10,919 --> 00:07:12,861 If it's a boy, he's circumcised. 102 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:16,380 Smoke if you want to. 103 00:07:19,878 --> 00:07:22,628 I can't believe I have to leave now. 104 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:25,311 London's not that far away. 105 00:07:25,638 --> 00:07:28,191 -Come with me. - I have work. 106 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,972 But I'll come see you. 107 00:07:32,934 --> 00:07:35,138 How about around the 12th? 108 00:07:35,302 --> 00:07:37,636 The 12th? Why the 12th? 109 00:07:38,182 --> 00:07:40,735 Uncle's fine, Dad is better. 110 00:07:43,238 --> 00:07:44,514 What's wrong? 111 00:07:44,677 --> 00:07:46,466 It's Charlotte! 112 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:47,710 Holy shit! 113 00:07:47,877 --> 00:07:50,463 Great! How about an autograph? 114 00:07:50,597 --> 00:07:51,229 Sure. 115 00:07:51,397 --> 00:07:52,258 Who has paper? 116 00:07:52,421 --> 00:07:54,112 A picture OK? 117 00:07:54,277 --> 00:07:55,454 Yeah! A picture! 118 00:07:55,621 --> 00:07:59,004 Could you take it? Just open the little door. 119 00:07:59,749 --> 00:08:01,407 -The little door? - Right. 120 00:08:02,373 --> 00:08:04,609 I've seen all your movies. Wow. 121 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:09,722 Don't move, girls! 122 00:08:14,373 --> 00:08:17,220 No exaggeration. It can be hard to take. 123 00:08:19,812 --> 00:08:22,114 It taught me stuff about curious people. 124 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,286 Like this young woman, 125 00:08:24,452 --> 00:08:28,063 who'd never have noticed my, sex-symbol quality 126 00:08:28,227 --> 00:08:30,366 without my, celebrity wife. 127 00:08:30,755 --> 00:08:33,308 That made me a fantasy, object, too. 128 00:08:33,476 --> 00:08:36,542 Equal, sure, but there are drawbacks. 129 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,969 Yeah, right. I agree. 130 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,895 Seewhat I mean? 131 00:08:42,851 --> 00:08:44,378 Sure, yeah. 132 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,586 I didn't take advantage. 133 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:50,496 Well, not in that way,. 134 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,860 Oh shit! 135 00:09:05,955 --> 00:09:07,384 License and registration. 136 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:20,508 Car yours? 137 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:24,828 My wife's and mine. You'll see on the registration. 138 00:09:26,626 --> 00:09:28,033 May I see your ID? 139 00:09:28,194 --> 00:09:29,088 Sure. 140 00:09:36,289 --> 00:09:37,565 Thanks a lot. 141 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,502 -You can't help yourself. -This guy's a retard. 142 00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:47,774 Look at them. Unbelievable. 143 00:09:48,225 --> 00:09:51,607 Blah, blah. Look at them. They're having fun. 144 00:09:58,145 --> 00:10:00,283 I'll let you go this time. 145 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:01,692 Thanks. 146 00:10:02,592 --> 00:10:04,218 Put your seatbelt on. 147 00:10:04,384 --> 00:10:05,332 Right. 148 00:10:10,272 --> 00:10:11,865 So... good night. 149 00:10:24,511 --> 00:10:28,024 One film just out, another shooting in London, starting... 150 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:30,742 Tomorrow. 151 00:10:30,911 --> 00:10:32,504 Tomorrow? You never stop! 152 00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:37,237 And you're shooting with an incredible actor. 153 00:10:37,855 --> 00:10:39,960 Who is very attractive. 154 00:10:41,087 --> 00:10:43,061 Why did I say that? 155 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,823 No matter. 156 00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:48,542 He's an artist. A real artist. 157 00:10:48,702 --> 00:10:52,499 I mean a complete artist. Who also paints, right? 158 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:54,804 I haven't seen his stuff.. 159 00:10:56,254 --> 00:10:58,491 How's it feel to star with him? 160 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,693 I'm very excited. 161 00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:02,771 How's it feel to star with him? 162 00:11:03,294 --> 00:11:04,537 I'm very excited. 163 00:11:10,109 --> 00:11:11,735 Shit. Sorry, I... 164 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:15,223 Always stop at the wrong moment. 165 00:11:15,869 --> 00:11:17,178 Do you mind if I..? 166 00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:20,668 How's it feel to star with him? 167 00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:23,382 I'm very excited. 168 00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:29,850 It's me. 169 00:11:33,021 --> 00:11:34,362 You home? 170 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,744 - Here I am! -You scared me. 171 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,501 - How are you? -And you? 172 00:11:40,669 --> 00:11:42,262 As long as you're here... 173 00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:43,639 Watch it. 174 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,713 -What's up? - I'm packing. 175 00:11:45,884 --> 00:11:48,185 - Make dinner? - I'm exhausted! 176 00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:53,010 Some women have real jobs, hard work, 177 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,416 and they always make dinner. 178 00:11:55,579 --> 00:11:57,402 Some men, too! 179 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,445 I'm fucking around. 180 00:11:59,612 --> 00:12:01,554 Yeah, well, I don't like it. 181 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,763 I'm fucking around! 182 00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:06,291 Plus, I'm sure you're serious. 183 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,848 -You don't care about my job. -That's not true. 184 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,612 See the film yet? 185 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:12,121 You didn't even go! 186 00:12:12,283 --> 00:12:14,585 I was going to. I'm going to. 187 00:12:15,323 --> 00:12:17,331 I said I'm going to. 188 00:12:17,787 --> 00:12:20,056 You look so cute in that hat. 189 00:12:28,186 --> 00:12:29,877 Call Chez Lorette and reserve. 190 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,279 -Are we going out? - I leave tomorrow. 191 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:36,337 Exactly, let's kick back. I'll make you a nice dinner. 192 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,408 I feel like eating out. I'll get ready. 193 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,941 Oh, shit. 194 00:12:49,882 --> 00:12:52,216 Hi, I'd like a table, please. 195 00:12:53,177 --> 00:12:56,887 Not before midnight?! OK, right. Thanks. 196 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:59,057 Not before midnight. Give me a break. 197 00:13:03,257 --> 00:13:04,686 Hi, It's Charlotte. 198 00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:06,199 Fine, and you? 199 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:09,677 Could I reserve for tonight, about nine-ish? 200 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,408 Great! Thanks a lot. 201 00:13:12,569 --> 00:13:14,292 See you later. Bye. 202 00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:16,499 I don't believe it. 203 00:13:18,744 --> 00:13:22,290 That gets me so pissed off.. 204 00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:25,042 Could you wear that suit I like? 205 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,170 All dolled up! 206 00:13:29,336 --> 00:13:31,922 I'm dressing nice for you. 207 00:13:32,408 --> 00:13:33,837 Come here. 208 00:13:38,903 --> 00:13:42,199 The penguin tie's not great. And the shirt... 209 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,050 What's wrong with it? 210 00:13:44,248 --> 00:13:45,709 I don't know. 211 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,087 - I take it off? -Yeah. 212 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:49,396 Hurry, up. 213 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,533 Take your pants off too. 214 00:13:53,783 --> 00:13:55,376 Want to stay in? 215 00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:57,839 Love me? 216 00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,914 Of course, I love you. 217 00:14:01,527 --> 00:14:03,469 I love you. so much. 218 00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:05,013 Take that off.. 219 00:14:09,526 --> 00:14:10,988 Mylove. 220 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:22,613 - Hello? - It's me. 221 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,037 See the film? 222 00:14:28,694 --> 00:14:29,326 So? 223 00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:32,402 Great... Really good. 224 00:14:33,142 --> 00:14:34,603 -OK. -What? 225 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,591 - Nothing. - Come on. 226 00:14:36,757 --> 00:14:38,131 Tell me more. 227 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:42,319 I'm telling you.. Good. Everyone says you. were great. 228 00:14:42,677 --> 00:14:44,750 - Really? - I'm telling you. 229 00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:48,912 - What ? - I was talking to an assistant. 230 00:14:49,525 --> 00:14:52,209 -Who's he? -She. 231 00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:57,005 Whata pain in the ass she is. 232 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,539 It's like she's afraid I'll fly away. 233 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,523 So what's John like? 234 00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:04,172 - Real nice. - What does that mean? 235 00:15:05,812 --> 00:15:07,089 Flirting with you? 236 00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:38,155 Got to go. They're waiting. 237 00:15:38,323 --> 00:15:39,600 - Love you. - Me, too. 238 00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:13,890 With a baby, the play-acting is lover. 239 00:19:14,059 --> 00:19:16,033 It'll work itself out. 240 00:19:16,202 --> 00:19:18,919 You never thought of this before? 241 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,268 Find out if it's a boy. 242 00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:26,369 -What's the difference? -You'll circumcise a girl?! 243 00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:28,131 Look, the problem is... 244 00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:31,298 There's only a problem If it's a boy. 245 00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:32,992 For now, you don't know. 246 00:19:33,322 --> 00:19:37,097 So next ultra-sound, you ask. If it's a girl, you have time. 247 00:19:37,673 --> 00:19:38,786 It's even money. 248 00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:41,888 - Maybe you're right. - I am right. 249 00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:43,618 -What? -That dummy. 250 00:19:46,313 --> 00:19:49,095 I should've married him - he was after me. 251 00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:51,232 A nice Jewish boy. 252 00:19:51,402 --> 00:19:52,263 Nathalie! 253 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,156 How are you? 254 00:19:53,321 --> 00:19:54,369 Fine and you? 255 00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:56,900 Been so long. What're you doing? 256 00:19:57,225 --> 00:19:59,167 Having tea with my brother. 257 00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:02,499 Yvan, Georges... 258 00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:06,528 We met. Ata friend of Sandrine's. 259 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:09,856 Right. 260 00:20:11,721 --> 00:20:13,063 How long? 261 00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:14,337 Since March. 262 00:20:15,753 --> 00:20:17,062 Scorpio? 263 00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:21,536 I would have liked to be the dad. 264 00:20:22,504 --> 00:20:24,359 I saw your wife's movie. 265 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,909 - Like it? -Yeah, great. 266 00:20:27,912 --> 00:20:29,734 Could I ask a question? 267 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,351 Does it bother you being with an actress? 268 00:20:33,095 --> 00:20:34,524 What's your wife do? 269 00:20:34,696 --> 00:20:36,518 Dentist. Thank God. 270 00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:40,390 - Doesn't it bother you? -She doesn't sleep around. 271 00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:41,980 Like mine does? 272 00:20:42,151 --> 00:20:43,907 Well, that's her job. 273 00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:46,342 No, that's whore. 274 00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:51,009 No fucking around. I'm intrigued by your being with an actress. 275 00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:52,288 Is he stupid? 276 00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:55,007 -Should've married you. -Serious. 277 00:20:55,815 --> 00:20:57,244 What intrigues you? 278 00:20:57,415 --> 00:21:00,197 You don't mind her kissing guys in films? 279 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,780 Sleeping with them? They do lots of takes. 280 00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:05,700 -You needling me? - I'm intrigued. 281 00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:07,237 He's intrigued. 282 00:21:07,782 --> 00:21:08,862 It's not real. 283 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,306 What's not real? 284 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,023 It's make-believe. It's movies. 285 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,645 I'm not an idiot. I see movies. 286 00:21:15,814 --> 00:21:19,643 When they kiss, they kiss. Tongues and all. 287 00:21:19,814 --> 00:21:21,886 We've known each other 2 minutes. 288 00:21:22,053 --> 00:21:25,315 I don't want to bother you, but really. 289 00:21:25,478 --> 00:21:26,274 Listen, 290 00:21:27,429 --> 00:21:28,990 when a guy gets shot... 291 00:21:29,158 --> 00:21:31,808 You're intrigued, I'll explain. 292 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:37,027 He's got a gun. You think it's real, but there are no bullets. 293 00:21:37,189 --> 00:21:40,223 It's a make-believe shooting, phony blood. 294 00:21:40,389 --> 00:21:43,106 But the guy doesn't die. It's a movie. 295 00:21:44,421 --> 00:21:45,850 I'm not a retard. 296 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,701 Two guys shooting is not kissing. 297 00:21:48,869 --> 00:21:50,778 Guys kissing is disgusting. 298 00:21:50,949 --> 00:21:53,884 I mean a guy and a girl. That's different. 299 00:21:54,052 --> 00:21:57,401 Real mouths, real tongue. That's not guns. 300 00:21:57,861 --> 00:22:01,505 Last night even I got hard. Imagine the actor! 301 00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:03,803 No, really. Incredible. 302 00:22:03,972 --> 00:22:05,314 I couldn't stand it. 303 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,754 I'm glad my girl gets you hard. 304 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,609 I need hot water. 305 00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:17,502 Coffee for me. 306 00:22:20,036 --> 00:22:23,897 How about this? How about her being naked in a movie? 307 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:26,206 Just that we see her naked. For real. 308 00:22:26,371 --> 00:22:28,258 That doesn't piss you off? 309 00:22:28,419 --> 00:22:30,175 No, it doesn't. 310 00:22:31,907 --> 00:22:33,794 OK, you're taking it bad. 311 00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:35,809 I was intrigued. 312 00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:38,785 Not anymore. It doesn't piss me off.. 313 00:22:40,739 --> 00:22:42,626 Can I ask you something? 314 00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,793 Your wife's a dentist? 315 00:22:50,274 --> 00:22:52,030 Am I naked at work? 316 00:22:52,194 --> 00:22:53,787 What's there to see? 317 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:57,980 Quit fucking around! Listen. I'm serious here. 318 00:22:58,530 --> 00:22:59,872 It bothers you? 319 00:23:00,034 --> 00:23:03,132 Of course. How'd you like it If I did girls all day? 320 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:06,593 -Wriggling around? -What is it? Are you nuts? 321 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:07,898 Just call me a whore! 322 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,380 What's the difference? 323 00:23:21,249 --> 00:23:22,972 The difference? 324 00:23:24,449 --> 00:23:26,588 When you kiss a guy in a film... 325 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,172 ...you don't really kiss him. 326 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,187 Don't give me that. 327 00:23:32,353 --> 00:23:34,808 You physically kiss him. 328 00:23:34,977 --> 00:23:36,221 It's real. 329 00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:38,812 Know what? You're right. 330 00:23:38,976 --> 00:23:43,449 When I kiss in a movie, I kiss. I give it all I have. 331 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:45,627 Think that's easy? 332 00:23:45,793 --> 00:23:48,378 Hey, pay me to kiss girls. 333 00:23:48,544 --> 00:23:50,137 It's hard! 334 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,442 You don't choose the actor. 335 00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:56,121 You don't always feel like it when you act. 336 00:23:56,288 --> 00:23:57,782 I said when you act.. 337 00:23:57,952 --> 00:24:00,057 Wait, let me finish. 338 00:24:00,415 --> 00:24:02,455 You shoot a love scene at 8 AM 339 00:24:02,623 --> 00:24:06,420 and the guy has garbage breath, you have to act in love. 340 00:24:06,591 --> 00:24:07,868 "Oh, my love!" 341 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:09,940 And he's got diaper breath! 342 00:24:10,111 --> 00:24:11,158 Ever think of that? 343 00:24:12,064 --> 00:24:14,616 Then you regret you're an actress. 344 00:24:14,783 --> 00:24:17,500 Maybe I don't want to kiss that guy 345 00:24:17,663 --> 00:24:20,346 at 8 AM If that's your problem. 346 00:24:31,422 --> 00:24:33,942 -Who do you want at 8 AM? - I'm not talking to you! 347 00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:36,979 Who do you want to kiss? Me? 348 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,124 So kiss me. 349 00:24:42,142 --> 00:24:43,549 You kiss me. 350 00:24:49,502 --> 00:24:50,996 What if it's De Niro? 351 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:55,257 Then I love my job, even at 8 AM. 352 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,047 Slut! 353 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:04,440 You should go to the Tate Modern. 354 00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:05,533 The what? 355 00:25:06,013 --> 00:25:09,723 It's a museum. With a great modern art collection. 356 00:25:11,421 --> 00:25:12,599 Museums? 357 00:25:12,765 --> 00:25:16,081 -You, if it's not soccer... - If it's not soccer, 358 00:25:16,252 --> 00:25:19,286 and it's not you, darling, then I don't care. 359 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,089 Like I have time. 360 00:25:32,252 --> 00:25:34,521 -You do nothing. - Right. 361 00:25:34,684 --> 00:25:36,887 Now you look like your sister. 362 00:25:46,332 --> 00:25:49,812 You'resure? You want to know? Should I tell you? 363 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:52,219 Yes. 364 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:57,716 It's a boy. All is well. You can get dressed. 365 00:26:03,131 --> 00:26:05,618 Great. A little boy! 366 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,937 Don't pretend. 367 00:26:10,106 --> 00:26:11,284 True. For a dad, 368 00:26:11,451 --> 00:26:13,076 nothing like a girl. 369 00:26:13,242 --> 00:26:15,576 No. Dr. Djaoui, you're Jewish. 370 00:26:15,739 --> 00:26:17,626 -Quit it. -What? 371 00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,761 -Talk now? - He's a doctor. 372 00:26:19,930 --> 00:26:21,818 Let's talk to a goy doctor. 373 00:26:21,978 --> 00:26:23,222 That exists? 374 00:26:24,698 --> 00:26:27,480 So he'll feel Jewish and inadequate? 375 00:26:27,642 --> 00:26:30,740 Right, so let him decide to do it or not. 376 00:26:30,906 --> 00:26:33,240 At a certain age, It's hard. 377 00:26:33,401 --> 00:26:36,500 That'll be a measure of how Jewish he feels. 378 00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:38,454 Could you do it now? 379 00:26:38,617 --> 00:26:40,243 Why have my, dick cut?! 380 00:26:40,409 --> 00:26:42,830 To have one like your son. 381 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,041 I want him to have one like mine. 382 00:26:45,817 --> 00:26:48,850 Your son in your own image? Like you're God? 383 00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:50,478 Why shouldn't he? 384 00:26:50,968 --> 00:26:52,343 Get circumcised. 385 00:26:54,169 --> 00:26:55,281 I'm serious. 386 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,489 On the way home from the game. 387 00:26:58,169 --> 00:27:00,372 Pass me the phone, I'll make an appointment. 388 00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:02,806 What's it listed under? 389 00:27:03,256 --> 00:27:06,038 Hello? Yeah, your sister's nuts. 390 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,280 Let me talk. 391 00:27:10,648 --> 00:27:12,110 Yeah, it's me. So? 392 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,841 Great. It's a boy. 393 00:27:14,936 --> 00:27:15,634 That's great. 394 00:27:15,864 --> 00:27:16,398 She's crazy! 395 00:27:17,144 --> 00:27:18,354 Watch your mouth! 396 00:27:19,736 --> 00:27:21,710 OK, this is a bad time. 397 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,309 That's a big help. 398 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,909 Stop it already. 399 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,669 Come to me for help. 400 00:27:28,696 --> 00:27:30,005 What's the problem? 401 00:27:30,168 --> 00:27:32,917 I don't have one, do you? Bye. 402 00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:34,127 OK, bye. 403 00:30:13,553 --> 00:30:15,080 See you later. 404 00:30:20,049 --> 00:30:21,641 Have a good day. 405 00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:23,451 My wife's in a cult. 406 00:36:24,738 --> 00:36:26,680 The cult of the 7th art. 407 00:36:28,514 --> 00:36:30,903 The great cinematic family. 408 00:36:38,306 --> 00:36:41,623 I never understood that phrase, but now... 409 00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:44,279 now I understand. 410 00:37:49,088 --> 00:37:50,910 - It's me. - How are you? 411 00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:52,019 And you? 412 00:37:52,511 --> 00:37:53,940 I was going to call. 413 00:37:54,975 --> 00:37:58,041 - I left you 300 messages. - I was going to. 414 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,453 This is ridiculous, Yvan. 415 00:38:03,423 --> 00:38:04,884 For you. Not for me. 416 00:38:05,214 --> 00:38:06,872 Can I explain? 417 00:38:08,254 --> 00:38:09,115 Can I? 418 00:38:09,470 --> 00:38:10,932 I'm listening. 419 00:38:12,575 --> 00:38:14,614 I had a fight with David. 420 00:38:15,422 --> 00:38:17,462 It was a stupid idea... 421 00:38:18,270 --> 00:38:21,750 It was the love scene. I wasn't comfortable. 422 00:38:21,918 --> 00:38:24,187 I went to David and asked him... 423 00:38:24,638 --> 00:38:27,834 Anyway, he said he wanted. to shoot the scene. 424 00:38:27,998 --> 00:38:32,089 So I said,if everyone's naked, I will undress. I was just talking. 425 00:38:32,734 --> 00:38:34,490 I wasn't serious. 426 00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:39,058 I'm listening. 427 00:38:39,454 --> 00:38:41,657 No, that's it. It's as... 428 00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,706 As silly as that. 429 00:38:44,637 --> 00:38:45,619 Understand? 430 00:38:48,221 --> 00:38:49,465 Honestly,, no. 431 00:38:49,629 --> 00:38:51,516 I don't understand. 432 00:38:53,468 --> 00:38:58,422 But I'm not an artist. Maybe I'm a little 433 00:38:59,677 --> 00:39:01,171 narrow-minded, but... 434 00:39:03,453 --> 00:39:04,859 I don't understand. 435 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,729 Your job is... 436 00:39:09,468 --> 00:39:11,224 Just a little weird. 437 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:13,144 I'll get used to it. 438 00:39:14,076 --> 00:39:15,287 I like my job. 439 00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:18,426 Sure, well everyone's naked... 440 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:20,371 Stop. 441 00:39:24,316 --> 00:39:27,414 I love you, but I want to keepworking. 442 00:39:33,276 --> 00:39:36,342 I hate the phone. I said I love you. 443 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:40,946 I love you, too. 444 00:41:46,774 --> 00:41:50,090 A vision of horror. They were all nude. 445 00:41:50,262 --> 00:41:52,084 - No way. -On Mom's head! 446 00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:55,344 She wants a kid. "Let's go see Mom at work." 447 00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:59,125 They're all hysterical wackos. 448 00:42:00,661 --> 00:42:03,825 I should take drama lessons. To understand the trip. 449 00:42:03,990 --> 00:42:05,746 You should. Good idea. 450 00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:15,602 Yvan, how are you? 451 00:42:15,764 --> 00:42:16,812 And you? 452 00:42:26,932 --> 00:42:29,932 I don't know why, but she's not very warm. 453 00:42:30,261 --> 00:42:32,650 Go stuff your naked actor stories. 454 00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:35,602 Your son is Jewish, because his mother is. 455 00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:37,008 For the Jews. 456 00:42:37,684 --> 00:42:40,619 For the goys, too. Enough to send him to the camps! 457 00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:42,575 What? 458 00:42:43,444 --> 00:42:44,873 Dirty Jew!. 459 00:42:48,244 --> 00:42:50,546 Why are you interested in theater? 460 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:52,464 Because... 461 00:42:52,948 --> 00:42:54,573 I like the theater. 462 00:42:55,187 --> 00:42:56,081 Fine. 463 00:42:57,844 --> 00:43:00,210 We have a tradition here. 464 00:43:00,372 --> 00:43:03,121 We always start someone out 465 00:43:03,283 --> 00:43:06,152 with sort of an improv. 466 00:43:09,107 --> 00:43:12,817 Please give us the birth of a flower. 467 00:43:17,843 --> 00:43:20,493 - Birth of a flower? - Right. 468 00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:23,275 Any flower? 469 00:43:23,442 --> 00:43:25,352 It's up to you. 470 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,519 It's hot. 471 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:45,675 It's very hot. 472 00:45:15,054 --> 00:45:16,166 Excuse me! 473 00:45:17,102 --> 00:45:18,890 I loved your flower. 474 00:45:19,277 --> 00:45:21,449 -Yeah? -Yeah, really. 475 00:45:23,373 --> 00:45:25,740 You blew me away. 476 00:45:27,405 --> 00:45:30,536 I never did a flower. This was my first. 477 00:45:30,701 --> 00:45:32,130 - No. - My first. 478 00:45:32,302 --> 00:45:36,524 It was kind of fresh. Something, I don't know. 479 00:45:37,997 --> 00:45:42,220 I was thinking, if you want, we could do a scene together. 480 00:45:43,245 --> 00:45:45,798 Sure. That would be great. 481 00:45:46,701 --> 00:45:48,840 Want to come with us for coffee? 482 00:45:49,005 --> 00:45:50,728 I can't right now. 483 00:45:52,205 --> 00:45:53,317 Next time. 484 00:45:54,733 --> 00:45:56,140 OK, next time. 485 00:47:37,449 --> 00:47:39,489 I too am charmed, Colette. 486 00:47:39,656 --> 00:47:40,605 How sweet. 487 00:47:40,777 --> 00:47:42,686 I take pleasure in you. 488 00:47:42,857 --> 00:47:45,410 I daren't note it too well 489 00:47:45,576 --> 00:47:47,005 lest I reciprocate. 490 00:47:47,176 --> 00:47:49,445 'Tis hardly decent to say it so. 491 00:47:49,608 --> 00:47:52,063 See how hurriedly she goes! 492 00:47:52,232 --> 00:47:55,745 She almost does it gladly, which is bad for me. 493 00:47:55,912 --> 00:47:57,504 It hardly pleases me! 494 00:47:57,671 --> 00:47:58,882 Why incite me then? 495 00:47:59,048 --> 00:48:01,414 Why rush to love M. Merlin? 496 00:48:01,575 --> 00:48:02,720 Do you love? 497 00:48:02,919 --> 00:48:03,999 Indeed, 498 00:48:04,168 --> 00:48:05,444 I am obliged to 499 00:48:05,607 --> 00:48:08,476 since I'm supposed to in the play. 500 00:48:09,191 --> 00:48:12,769 And I'm a mockery In this infernal game. 501 00:48:12,999 --> 00:48:16,828 She pretends to favor him, he to return her favor. 502 00:48:16,999 --> 00:48:21,472 And 'tis all true. For they're pretending to pretend. 503 00:48:21,639 --> 00:48:24,060 Bravo. No, it was really great. 504 00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:25,315 I swear. 505 00:48:25,479 --> 00:48:26,788 Stop, It's embarrassing. 506 00:48:26,951 --> 00:48:30,082 No really, you were great! 507 00:48:30,247 --> 00:48:31,075 And you. 508 00:48:31,238 --> 00:48:33,824 You were perfect. Incredible. 509 00:48:33,990 --> 00:48:34,917 It's so true. 510 00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:37,445 Marivaux's not bullshit. 511 00:48:37,606 --> 00:48:39,810 You remind me of Charlotte... 512 00:48:39,974 --> 00:48:40,770 Oh, yeah? 513 00:48:40,934 --> 00:48:42,722 Come on, she's great. 514 00:48:42,885 --> 00:48:43,834 She's hot. 515 00:48:44,006 --> 00:48:46,526 Come on. You find her sexy? 516 00:48:46,694 --> 00:48:47,359 She's so hot. 517 00:48:47,526 --> 00:48:49,665 See who she's working with? 518 00:48:50,725 --> 00:48:53,507 - Now he's a babe. - No kidding. 519 00:48:53,669 --> 00:48:55,492 - Major babe. -Oh, yeah. 520 00:48:57,957 --> 00:48:59,364 He ran out. 521 00:49:00,358 --> 00:49:01,667 Looks like. 522 00:49:01,829 --> 00:49:03,585 Listen, this guy is weird. 523 00:49:03,749 --> 00:49:04,512 Asshole! 524 00:49:05,157 --> 00:49:07,579 Look at him. He's a madman. 525 00:51:07,681 --> 00:51:08,957 You here? 526 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,120 How are you? 527 00:51:12,448 --> 00:51:13,495 How about you? 528 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,258 I didn't get that. 529 00:51:35,423 --> 00:51:37,332 No hair, but he seems nice. 530 00:51:37,503 --> 00:51:38,550 Very nice. 531 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:40,824 Nice. 532 00:51:42,527 --> 00:51:43,639 Great you came. 533 00:51:44,383 --> 00:51:47,350 I don't know. I figured...why not? 534 00:51:54,207 --> 00:51:55,897 Great trailer. 535 00:52:04,510 --> 00:52:05,557 You do love me. 536 00:52:12,638 --> 00:52:14,426 What? Oh, OK. 537 00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:15,189 What? 538 00:52:15,838 --> 00:52:17,464 He did those? 539 00:52:18,398 --> 00:52:19,259 The drawings. 540 00:52:19,422 --> 00:52:22,139 Well, I can't refuse them. 541 00:52:23,037 --> 00:52:24,531 - He's coming on. - No. 542 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,895 Like he just draws you? 543 00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:29,403 Cut it out. 544 00:52:29,565 --> 00:52:31,191 Don't be naive. 545 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:32,786 He draws everyone. 546 00:52:32,957 --> 00:52:35,804 And he comes on to everyone! 547 00:52:36,477 --> 00:52:39,673 What can I do? We're working together. 548 00:52:39,837 --> 00:52:41,659 I can't throw them out. 549 00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:43,097 Think I like them? 550 00:52:44,317 --> 00:52:47,665 Look at this. It's really naive. 551 00:52:50,684 --> 00:52:51,350 Let me see. 552 00:52:53,564 --> 00:52:55,353 - He did this? - I know. 553 00:52:55,516 --> 00:52:56,792 Unbelievable. 554 00:52:59,004 --> 00:53:02,135 Does he ask you to powder his butt, too? 555 00:53:02,236 --> 00:53:02,868 You jerk. 556 00:53:03,004 --> 00:53:04,826 I can't get lover it. 557 00:53:06,364 --> 00:53:07,793 He forgot his cap. 558 00:53:09,563 --> 00:53:10,195 Hungry? 559 00:53:10,556 --> 00:53:11,384 Starved. 560 00:53:14,715 --> 00:53:15,828 Cool eating in a bus. 561 00:53:16,795 --> 00:53:18,072 Nice. 562 00:53:18,715 --> 00:53:20,144 No, really. 563 00:53:21,787 --> 00:53:24,504 But nothing will happen? 564 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:25,944 A horrible event. 565 00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:30,546 Traumatic. No? I can relax? 566 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:32,151 Yes, relax. 567 00:53:33,179 --> 00:53:34,356 Want some pudding? 568 00:53:34,522 --> 00:53:35,700 No, thanks. 569 00:57:00,466 --> 00:57:03,183 Goes nuts for a piece of cheese. 570 00:57:04,371 --> 00:57:05,712 He's a moron. 571 00:57:06,738 --> 00:57:08,975 - France is cheese. -Stop it. 572 00:57:09,138 --> 00:57:10,664 He's not an idiot? 573 00:57:10,834 --> 00:57:11,783 No, he's not. 574 00:57:13,394 --> 00:57:16,743 Want to know? He's a mental retard. See those drawings? 575 00:57:17,298 --> 00:57:19,469 They're very good drawings. 576 00:57:19,634 --> 00:57:21,609 You got the right guy? 577 00:57:21,777 --> 00:57:23,403 He's no Michelangelo. 578 00:57:24,049 --> 00:57:24,649 Stop. 579 00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:28,910 You stop. It's like you fell for him. 580 00:57:29,969 --> 00:57:33,231 "Tai chi every morning at 6:30." 581 00:57:33,393 --> 00:57:37,899 6:30? My hero! Tai chi every morning. 582 00:57:41,745 --> 00:57:43,785 It's like you got a thing. 583 00:57:48,977 --> 00:57:50,438 You got a thing for him? 584 00:57:52,465 --> 00:57:53,959 I'm talking to you. 585 00:57:59,632 --> 00:58:01,323 You have a thing for him? 586 00:58:03,088 --> 00:58:04,495 I don't know. 587 00:58:05,136 --> 00:58:07,078 What does that mean? 588 00:58:07,248 --> 00:58:08,742 I don't know. 589 00:58:21,424 --> 00:58:22,853 You slept with him? 590 00:58:23,023 --> 00:58:24,005 No. 591 00:58:26,575 --> 00:58:28,201 You slept with him? 592 00:58:32,495 --> 00:58:34,764 Tell me the truth. Did you? 593 00:58:35,151 --> 00:58:37,125 No. That all you're interested in? 594 00:58:37,295 --> 00:58:40,775 I like gardening, but right now this is it! 595 00:58:40,942 --> 00:58:44,684 I didn't. Ask me again. I didn't sleep with him. 596 00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:46,982 Then what? 597 00:58:47,886 --> 00:58:50,253 It's late. I have an early call. 598 00:58:50,414 --> 00:58:51,691 It's late? 599 00:58:51,854 --> 00:58:55,628 I just sleep and find out tomorrow If I still have a wife?! 600 00:58:58,862 --> 00:59:00,455 Yvan, I don't know. 601 00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:04,585 What don't you know? 602 00:59:05,262 --> 00:59:08,044 We haven't been good lately. 603 00:59:08,206 --> 00:59:10,028 You're too jealous. 604 00:59:10,190 --> 00:59:11,684 I love you. 605 00:59:18,701 --> 00:59:20,588 You're going with him? 606 00:59:24,461 --> 00:59:26,283 You want to go with him? 607 00:59:34,221 --> 00:59:36,163 You're in love with that asshole?! 608 00:59:36,332 --> 00:59:38,056 You put it in my head. 609 00:59:38,221 --> 00:59:41,319 With paranoia and questions, constantly. 610 00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:44,035 It's like you wanted it. 611 00:59:44,652 --> 00:59:45,634 Where are you going? 612 01:02:15,014 --> 01:02:16,192 I can't talk. 613 01:02:17,894 --> 01:02:19,682 I'm on the train. 614 01:02:20,998 --> 01:02:23,681 Yes. Can I call you back? 615 01:02:24,518 --> 01:02:26,819 OK. Kiss. 616 01:02:30,885 --> 01:02:33,089 May I have an autograph? 617 01:02:42,021 --> 01:02:43,712 Where was I? 618 01:02:43,877 --> 01:02:44,989 I can't take it. 619 01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:48,770 I can't take it anymore. 620 01:02:50,532 --> 01:02:51,809 Calm down. 621 01:02:55,205 --> 01:02:58,521 I feel like getting screwed everyday. 622 01:03:00,965 --> 01:03:03,168 Come on, say something. 623 01:03:04,132 --> 01:03:05,081 Get fucked! 624 01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:07,363 That's exactly what I mean. 625 01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:11,162 You got your lines down. 626 01:03:11,332 --> 01:03:13,088 But It's "fuck" not "screw." 627 01:03:13,252 --> 01:03:15,074 "...like getting fucked..." 628 01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:18,813 With this script, I guess that's important. 629 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:22,114 I feel like getting fucked... 630 01:03:22,276 --> 01:03:24,130 - I have to pee. -Again? 631 01:03:24,291 --> 01:03:25,568 Yes. Again. 632 01:03:35,939 --> 01:03:37,314 Hang in there. 633 01:03:38,691 --> 01:03:40,447 Just hang in there. 634 01:03:40,611 --> 01:03:42,399 Hang in where? 635 01:03:42,978 --> 01:03:44,734 Nothing. Forget it. 636 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:52,250 I just meant it's hard, with a girl like that. 637 01:03:52,419 --> 01:03:53,848 What's your problem? 638 01:03:54,019 --> 01:03:55,480 Hey, I'm on your side. 639 01:03:55,651 --> 01:03:57,244 No, you're not. 640 01:03:57,411 --> 01:03:59,483 Look away and shut up. 641 01:03:59,650 --> 01:04:01,624 I wasn't impolite to you. 642 01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:04,609 - I said shut up. - I will not. 643 01:04:20,258 --> 01:04:20,989 I'm sorry. 644 01:05:31,679 --> 01:05:33,402 Got plans tonight? 645 01:05:34,815 --> 01:05:37,116 Depends. Why? 646 01:05:53,310 --> 01:05:56,987 Hi. I'd like to reserve a table for tonight. 647 01:05:58,589 --> 01:06:00,182 Not before midnight? 648 01:06:00,349 --> 01:06:02,421 That's almost breakfast. 649 01:06:03,357 --> 01:06:05,113 OK, too bad. 650 01:06:16,924 --> 01:06:18,234 Yes, hello. 651 01:06:18,397 --> 01:06:22,357 I'd like a table for Charlotte... 652 01:06:23,069 --> 01:06:25,458 Tonight, about nine o'clock. 653 01:06:25,916 --> 01:06:27,029 Great. 654 01:06:31,773 --> 01:06:32,983 Bitch. 655 01:06:35,676 --> 01:06:36,920 Is it 2 or 3? 656 01:06:37,084 --> 01:06:38,872 Three, but she's late. 657 01:06:39,068 --> 01:06:41,686 We'll order, and she'll show up. 658 01:06:41,852 --> 01:06:42,746 Someone coming? 659 01:06:42,908 --> 01:06:45,907 I always reserve for three. Room for coats. 660 01:07:02,043 --> 01:07:03,472 What'll you have? 661 01:07:03,643 --> 01:07:04,309 What? 662 01:07:07,163 --> 01:07:08,407 To eat? 663 01:07:09,435 --> 01:07:11,344 I don't know, order for me. 664 01:07:31,194 --> 01:07:32,884 - It's too cooked. -As always. 665 01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:33,879 I like it. 666 01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:36,147 See, your son isn't eating anything. 667 01:07:37,242 --> 01:07:38,584 Eat! 668 01:07:38,810 --> 01:07:41,559 Mom, I told you it hurts. 669 01:07:43,546 --> 01:07:44,473 He got you. 670 01:07:45,082 --> 01:07:46,805 And how is she? 671 01:07:46,969 --> 01:07:48,246 Fine. 672 01:07:49,113 --> 01:07:51,535 We saw her on TV. Very pretty. 673 01:07:51,705 --> 01:07:53,461 I can't really talk now. 674 01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:55,283 Not too hard in London? 675 01:07:55,449 --> 01:07:56,626 No, it's not. 676 01:07:56,793 --> 01:07:59,215 -When is she done? -Soon... 677 01:07:59,384 --> 01:08:00,791 In the U.S., lots of non-Jews... 678 01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:02,807 So a doctor can do it. 679 01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:05,236 We'll all have dinner. 680 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,604 I told you, we had a fight. 681 01:08:07,769 --> 01:08:09,460 -You're not together? - No. 682 01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:12,145 Women are like buses. Always another one. 683 01:08:15,224 --> 01:08:16,272 Don't hurt her. 684 01:08:18,329 --> 01:08:21,111 Don't you think she can hurt me? 685 01:08:21,272 --> 01:08:22,100 It'll work out. 686 01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,817 How about me? 687 01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:27,032 Since your son married an actress, 688 01:08:27,192 --> 01:08:29,461 It's like he's Mr. Perfect! 689 01:08:29,624 --> 01:08:31,828 I'm going to have a little boy. 690 01:08:31,991 --> 01:08:35,123 We argue every day about one of the world's great problems, 691 01:08:35,288 --> 01:08:38,070 and it's all him. Fuck the little people! 692 01:08:40,152 --> 01:08:41,875 The mouth on her. 693 01:08:42,231 --> 01:08:42,994 Enough! 694 01:08:43,159 --> 01:08:47,283 When they gas 6 million actresses, we'll talk! 695 01:08:47,863 --> 01:08:50,230 What's wrong with you? Wait! 696 01:08:52,631 --> 01:08:54,420 Give me the peppers. 697 01:08:55,543 --> 01:08:58,063 Say please. What did I do? 698 01:08:58,231 --> 01:09:00,435 You gave me two crazy kids! 699 01:09:45,269 --> 01:09:47,211 Pretty good foreskin, huh? 700 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:50,804 Asshole! 701 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:03,598 Do it for her. It bothers you so much? 702 01:10:03,764 --> 01:10:06,001 I'm not Jewish, or religious. 703 01:10:06,164 --> 01:10:07,309 So who cares? 704 01:10:07,476 --> 01:10:09,515 It's a religious thing. 705 01:10:09,684 --> 01:10:11,789 She goes to synagogue once a year. 706 01:10:11,956 --> 01:10:13,745 It's sentimental. 707 01:10:13,908 --> 01:10:16,777 We all have to be white, uncircumcised? 708 01:10:16,948 --> 01:10:18,377 We are all the same. 709 01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:20,969 Tell that to those skinheads. 710 01:10:23,124 --> 01:10:25,098 Hey, you're married. 711 01:10:25,267 --> 01:10:26,827 She's not bad. 712 01:10:27,475 --> 01:10:29,068 - Player's wife. -So? 713 01:10:29,235 --> 01:10:30,642 So they get anyone. 714 01:10:30,867 --> 01:10:32,077 No way. 715 01:10:32,243 --> 01:10:34,315 The French players are champs. 716 01:10:34,483 --> 01:10:36,109 Don't believe it. 717 01:10:36,563 --> 01:10:39,978 They're national heroes. 718 01:10:42,226 --> 01:10:43,852 She is hot! 719 01:10:44,498 --> 01:10:47,215 Girls prefer guys with culture. 720 01:10:47,378 --> 01:10:49,931 Just have your son circumcised. 721 01:10:50,099 --> 01:10:51,375 Athletics are nothing. 722 01:10:51,538 --> 01:10:54,221 What girls like is actors. 723 01:10:55,858 --> 01:10:56,807 Don't say that. 724 01:10:56,978 --> 01:10:59,628 An actor says one word, girls are like this. 725 01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:21,700 I loved my wife. I missed her. 726 01:13:23,180 --> 01:13:23,879 Her body, 727 01:13:25,388 --> 01:13:28,519 I missed her neck, eyes, hands and mouth. 728 01:13:28,684 --> 01:13:29,448 I dreamed of her. 729 01:13:33,612 --> 01:13:35,619 I dreamed she called me. 730 01:13:39,019 --> 01:13:41,288 I dreamed I missed the bus. 731 01:13:44,267 --> 01:13:45,729 I wandered around. 732 01:13:53,899 --> 01:13:57,314 I tried to understand what spoiled things. 733 01:13:57,483 --> 01:13:58,977 I was intrigued. 734 01:14:02,123 --> 01:14:04,294 I knew I'd gone too far... 735 01:14:06,539 --> 01:14:08,775 Could you put something on? 736 01:14:08,938 --> 01:14:11,688 I had underestimated. my, wife's profession. 737 01:14:16,298 --> 01:14:19,680 Meanwhile, I hadn't heard from her. Not one word. 738 01:16:35,461 --> 01:16:36,573 You're wrong. 739 01:16:36,741 --> 01:16:38,596 Don't tell me that. 740 01:16:38,917 --> 01:16:41,764 -Say I'm not pretty. -You are. 741 01:16:42,245 --> 01:16:43,357 Well, then... 742 01:16:43,524 --> 01:16:45,858 You're very pretty. You know it. 743 01:16:47,172 --> 01:16:48,928 So, what? 744 01:16:52,996 --> 01:16:55,363 So I think I'd better get home. 745 01:16:58,980 --> 01:16:59,962 Bye. 746 01:17:06,115 --> 01:17:08,254 If you're gay, just say so. 747 01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:11,038 You're wrong. It's just the scene. 748 01:17:11,204 --> 01:17:14,651 Every day you say you love me, you wind up believing it. 749 01:17:14,819 --> 01:17:17,307 I'm no idiot. That's bullshit. 750 01:17:18,275 --> 01:17:20,283 - Kiss me. -Stop. 751 01:17:20,835 --> 01:17:22,209 Kiss me. 752 01:17:23,939 --> 01:17:25,849 Just once. 753 01:19:47,774 --> 01:19:48,886 We know each other. 754 01:19:51,837 --> 01:19:53,462 Yes, we do. 755 01:19:55,741 --> 01:19:56,853 What a dummy. 756 01:19:57,021 --> 01:19:58,363 -You know him? -Yeah. 757 01:19:58,525 --> 01:20:00,150 I'm in no mood for him. 758 01:20:06,236 --> 01:20:09,367 Should I punch you or thank you? 759 01:20:09,532 --> 01:20:10,961 No. Thank me. 760 01:20:11,132 --> 01:20:12,954 You opened my eyes. 761 01:20:13,116 --> 01:20:14,294 See that? 762 01:20:14,461 --> 01:20:16,403 - How are you? -Good. 763 01:20:19,196 --> 01:20:21,400 You were really a drag 764 01:20:21,564 --> 01:20:23,735 about my wife last time. 765 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,930 You're all a drag with her. 766 01:20:27,099 --> 01:20:30,547 The guy with the ponytail Is a drag. 767 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,671 Go ahead. I'm watching. 768 01:20:36,732 --> 01:20:38,073 You're watching? 769 01:20:43,099 --> 01:20:45,336 -You saw my wife at the Bartok? - No. 770 01:20:45,499 --> 01:20:47,157 You saw her there? 771 01:20:47,323 --> 01:20:48,883 Ten minutes ago. 772 01:20:55,163 --> 01:20:56,919 - Hi. -Sorry, private club. 773 01:20:58,938 --> 01:21:00,629 I've been here already. 774 01:21:00,794 --> 01:21:02,070 Now it's private. 775 01:21:04,379 --> 01:21:06,932 My wife's here. I'm meeting her. 776 01:21:07,098 --> 01:21:08,953 Move it out. 777 01:21:11,194 --> 01:21:12,853 Move it out? 778 01:21:13,018 --> 01:21:15,091 Don't act dumber than you look. 779 01:21:15,258 --> 01:21:17,014 Watch it. Make way. 780 01:21:24,249 --> 01:21:26,966 They can go in, not me? 781 01:21:27,129 --> 01:21:28,885 You don't have the look. 782 01:21:29,274 --> 01:21:30,834 The look? 783 01:21:31,962 --> 01:21:34,514 You can't say things like that. You can't. 784 01:21:35,193 --> 01:21:36,720 That's enough! 785 01:21:45,337 --> 01:21:46,646 OK, enough. 786 01:21:46,809 --> 01:21:48,597 Sorry. 787 01:21:51,001 --> 01:21:53,718 Could I just ask you one thing, politely? 788 01:21:54,137 --> 01:21:57,366 Could you tell my wife I can't get in? 789 01:21:57,529 --> 01:21:58,936 How would I know her? 790 01:22:07,832 --> 01:22:09,654 -You here? -And you? 791 01:22:09,815 --> 01:22:11,190 -To see you. - Here? 792 01:22:11,672 --> 01:22:13,876 What is all this? I'm sorry. 793 01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:14,988 No problem. 794 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,232 - Let's all go inside. - No. 795 01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:19,341 The champagne's on me. 796 01:22:19,511 --> 01:22:21,486 Shove it up your ass. 797 01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,148 I don't have the look. 798 01:22:23,351 --> 01:22:26,220 -Sorry. He has instructions. -What instructions? 799 01:22:26,615 --> 01:22:29,266 No guys who makeout on the sidewalk. 800 01:22:30,935 --> 01:22:31,501 What? 801 01:22:33,431 --> 01:22:35,667 Wait, wait! 802 01:22:40,055 --> 01:22:40,119 Wait! You have no right to talk! 803 01:22:40,119 --> 01:22:42,770 Wait! You have no right to talk! 804 01:22:42,935 --> 01:22:45,553 -Who is she? -There's nothing going on. 805 01:22:45,719 --> 01:22:47,758 You kiss her but it's nothing? 806 01:22:47,926 --> 01:22:50,031 It's nothing. I'm not in love. 807 01:22:50,198 --> 01:22:51,758 - Me neither. -That's different. 808 01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:54,828 - It's the same! - I didn't sleep with her. 809 01:22:54,998 --> 01:22:56,405 I didn't sleep with him. 810 01:22:56,566 --> 01:22:57,995 -You didn't? - No. 811 01:22:58,166 --> 01:23:00,238 Look me in the eye. You didn't? 812 01:23:00,406 --> 01:23:02,293 Are you drunk? 813 01:23:04,214 --> 01:23:06,548 Tell me, did you sleep with him? 814 01:23:07,829 --> 01:23:08,593 No. 815 01:23:10,965 --> 01:23:12,907 -You didn't? - No. 816 01:23:16,854 --> 01:23:18,447 You know what? 817 01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:20,560 You're a great actress. 818 01:23:59,636 --> 01:24:01,424 It went great. 819 01:24:02,803 --> 01:24:05,389 -Was Vincent there? - He was great. 820 01:24:05,556 --> 01:24:06,701 Djaou I was great, too. 821 01:24:06,931 --> 01:24:07,879 Really? 822 01:24:08,563 --> 01:24:10,123 He seems terrific. 823 01:24:13,907 --> 01:24:14,986 How are you, Mom? 824 01:24:15,155 --> 01:24:17,326 -Who's Djaoui? - Her doctor. 825 01:24:17,490 --> 01:24:18,439 Great. 826 01:24:18,963 --> 01:24:21,166 Isn't my son handsome? 827 01:24:21,330 --> 01:24:23,272 Sound like a Jewish mother. 828 01:24:23,443 --> 01:24:25,003 Bye now. Vincent's here. 829 01:24:26,931 --> 01:24:29,320 We're having him circumcised. 830 01:24:30,355 --> 01:24:34,478 - I've never cut myself so much. -Just cut it off. Once and for all. 831 01:24:34,642 --> 01:24:36,682 OK. We'll leave you alone. 832 01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:38,503 We won't argue. 833 01:24:38,962 --> 01:24:40,849 We have to go anyway. 834 01:24:48,209 --> 01:24:49,584 We have to go. 835 01:24:49,746 --> 01:24:51,753 All right, OK. 836 01:24:52,721 --> 01:24:54,183 He's very cute. 837 01:24:55,985 --> 01:24:57,992 That was Mom? They OK? 838 01:24:58,161 --> 01:25:00,582 - Fine. They come everyday. -So do yours. 839 01:25:00,753 --> 01:25:02,062 OK, let's go now. 840 01:25:02,225 --> 01:25:03,785 You are so dishonest. 841 01:25:06,192 --> 01:25:08,232 Wait until we leave. 842 01:25:08,401 --> 01:25:10,190 Bye, Moses. 843 01:25:16,689 --> 01:25:18,631 You never kiss me? 844 01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:26,280 -So cute. -Just like me as a baby. 845 01:25:26,449 --> 01:25:27,877 Same face. 846 01:25:35,888 --> 01:25:37,415 -Got everything? -Yeah. 847 01:25:38,704 --> 01:25:41,224 A baby changes everything! You can't do anything. 848 01:25:41,392 --> 01:25:44,042 You're a prisoner. You can't sleep. 849 01:25:44,207 --> 01:25:46,662 You're home, can't go out. 850 01:25:46,831 --> 01:25:48,041 There are babysitters. 851 01:25:48,207 --> 01:25:51,306 Babysitters! Modern women! You have the keys. 852 01:25:51,471 --> 01:25:53,740 - No, I don't. -You do. 853 01:25:55,087 --> 01:25:56,298 I don't have them. 854 01:25:56,463 --> 01:25:58,186 -See? - I got them. 855 01:26:18,126 --> 01:26:19,653 This is great! 856 01:26:20,878 --> 01:26:21,674 Great, yeah. 857 01:26:21,838 --> 01:26:22,786 It's great! 858 01:26:23,310 --> 01:26:25,863 - If only it's true. -Yeah, right. 859 01:26:26,862 --> 01:26:29,382 -You don't realize. -Yes, I do. 860 01:26:29,902 --> 01:26:32,422 No, silly. I'm pregnant! 55795

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