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In this world, there are humans,
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elves, fairies, beastmen,
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monsters, spirits, angels, and demons.
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Truly, a melting pot of sentient creatures.
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As such, this wonderful world
abound with diversity...
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Come again, okay?
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S-Sure.
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C'mere, handsome!
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H-Hey...
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"The Arachne's Web"
...is, naturally, abound with
a diverse selection of brothels.
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"Fairy Nectar"
...is, naturally, abound with
a diverse selection of brothels.
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"Dairy Farm"
...is, naturally, abound with
a diverse selection of brothels.
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...is, naturally, abound with
a diverse selection of brothels.
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The girls who work at said brothels
are called "succu-girls."
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The law allows succubi to pursue
this occupation by law purely on
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the basis of their species.
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There are plenty who don't look
much like succubi at all,
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but nearly everyone has succubus blood in them
if their line is traced back far enough,
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or so the convenient line of logic goes.
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Well, let's set aside the niceties for now:
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All creatures are bound by their instincts,
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"The Elven Inn"
and as such, the Succubus District is,
once again, bustling with customers.
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Thank you so much for coming today.
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Come again soon, Stunkie!
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Yeah, I'll be back.
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"Stunk (Adventurer)"
Man, elves really are the best!
They're all young and hot!
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Yo, Stunk.
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Hey, Zel.
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Dude, did you seriously just
sleep with that elf just now?
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"Zel (Elf)"
Dude, did you seriously just
sleep with that elf just now?
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Hell yeah, it was awesome!
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You've gotta be kidding!
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She's over 500 years old!
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So?
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She's, like, an old hag!
I can't believe you can sleep with that!
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She looks young, and she's pretty damn cute
to a human like me, so I've got no complaints.
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Really? What about that is cute?
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I seriously don't get you humans.
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Oh, my!
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Is that my little Zel-Zel?
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Hey, Mitsue-san!
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I haven't seen you in ages!
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You really should come--
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Ages? C'mon, we had some fun
together just three months ago!
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Oh, you know three months
is ages to a human!
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Well then, why don't we go
have some fun later tonight?
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Really? That sounds wonderful!
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We can spend all night together.
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I'll be waiting.
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I can hardly stand the wait!
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Man, nothing beats humans.
None of 'em are over a hundred.
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"Interspecies Reviewers"
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"Ale 'n Eats"
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Meidri, can I get a refill?
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Yes, coming right up!
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Look, your taste in women
is just plain weird.
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No way! Like I've said for a whole century,
it's humans who have the weirdest taste!
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Elves are cute no matter how old they are.
What don't you like about 'em?
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Their mana's old and rotten!
How do you not know that?!
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The hell?! How am I supposed
to know about their mana?!
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You just are!
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Excuse me?!
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Okay, if you're gonna be this damn stubborn,
we'll settle it once and for all!
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Brooz! Kanchal!
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"Kanchal (Halfling)"
"Brooz (Beastman)"
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You guys go out to
the Succubus District every night, right?
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H-Hey, moron!
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Don't shout it out!
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Shut it! Who cares about that crap?!
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Right now, I need you
to write a review! With numbers!
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A review?
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--With numbers?
--Yup!
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You'll be reviewing a 500-year-old elf
versus a 50-year-old human succu-girl.
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C'mon, now!
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This'll bring the truth to light:
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that a 500-year-old elf is way better!
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You're gonna read 'em and weep!
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I dunno about that.
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--Here.
--I'm all done.
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Okay, let's have a look.
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With their exquisite beauty, elves truly are
the finest women of all the species!
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A 500-year-old elf woman might sound old,
but she looks young and hot,
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so who cares about her age?!
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I'm givin' her a 9 out of 10 points!
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A 50-year-old succu-girl's
got lots of experience, so yeah,
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she can get me to finish,
but I ain't that thrilled about it.
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No freakin' way! A 500-year-old elf
is way older than my mom!
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There's no way I could fuck that!
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Have a little class!
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Fifty-year-old human girls are supposedly "old,"
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but the life force inside of them
is so rich and hearty,
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and they're real good at what they do!
How can you not like that?
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They might look cute, but a 500-year-old elf
smells old and stale, kind of like mulch.
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Smell is real important, you know!
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If you look at them like they're
a plump orc girl, they're pretty damn cute.
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And they're way softer than an orc girl.
Suffice it to say, I like 'em.
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That's basically an old hag...
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I like elves, but they can get to be
800 years old, so, y'know...
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Sorry, but I'd pass on this one.
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This one's an old hag, too.
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I'd pass on her, too.
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Still, she's better than the elf, so...
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I see, I see.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Not surprised.
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That's about right.
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"500-year-old Elf:
That's basically an old hag..."
See, you're the only one
who rated the elf higher.
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Really?
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Ooh, I've gotta go see Mitsue-san!
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See ya!
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I said it yesterday and I'll say it again,
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your taste in women is damn weird.
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C'mon now, the reviews didn't lie!
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You're the weird one.
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You get your taste in women from your old man?
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My old man, eh?
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Guess we share somethin' in common.
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He was a real bastard,
but he did like his harems.
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That's not like your taste at all.
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I'm telling you, you like the weirdest shit.
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C'mon, the weird thing is--
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Get 'em, Stunk!
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On it!
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Hey, you all right, kid?
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You an angel? Never seen one of you before.
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Damn, same here,
and I've been around over 200 years.
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They're pretty rare.
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Right then, you take care.
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Huh? P-Please, wait!
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You seem to be adventurers,
and quite skilled ones, at that!
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Would it be all right if I traveled
by your side for a while?
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You see, because my angel halo broke,
I can't use my powers.
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More importantly, it means
I can't go back to Heaven.
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So while I wait for it to heal...
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I know it's a selfish thing to ask, but...
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You can go back to Heaven
when your halo heals up, is that it?
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Huh? Y-Yeah!
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Okay! When it heals up,
you take us to Heaven,
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but until then, we'll help you as best we can!
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R-Really? Thank you so much, truly, thank you!
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But why do you want to go to Heaven?
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We're just dying to know...
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...if they've got brothels in Heaven.
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What?
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--You see, we're on a fantastic journey...
--...to have sex with
every type of girl out there!
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Be it jungle!
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The sea!
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The desert!
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The snowiest peaks!
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The deepest dungeons!
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High and low, near and far,
we set forth for adventure!
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And if there are cute girls
to be found there...
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...through Heaven and Hell,
we'll come for them!
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Uh... Huh?
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Oh, man, I'm so excited!
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Boy, the day I get to have sex with an angel,
I'll know I'm truly in Paradise,
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every meaning of it!
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Going to Heaven...
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More like coming to Heaven!
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You never know, maybe God
herself is workin' up there!
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Oh my God! Dream big!
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Long live our sexy utopia!
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I... I feel like I've asked for help from
some extremely dubious folks...
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Oh, yeah.
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You're a guy... right?
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You've done it with a bunch of
angel ladies then, huh?
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I-I'm a boy! Of course I am!
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L-Look, I've got a bulge, right?
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Oh. Okay.
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Right, let's get on our way to town, yeah?
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I actually have both,
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but if I told them that,
they might try something funny with me...
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Oh, hey, since you're here,
we'll treat ya, kiddo.
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Treat me? To dinner?
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No, man, to a succu-girl! C'mon, let's go!
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Wha...
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What?!
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No, no, no, no, hold on, please!
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I've never been to that sort of
establishment, let alone done it!
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Ooh, so it's your first time?
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All the more reason to treat ya.
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Hey, guys!
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Um, uh...
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I was under the assumption that
such lascivious behavior was, uh...
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...frowned upon, so...
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So, uh...
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We're here.
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"Meow Meow Paradise"
It's been a hot minute since
I've been to Meow Meow Paradise.
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"Meow Meow Paradise"
"Mew Mew Course - 40 minutes"
I'm gonna ask for Mokko,
so don't you dare steal her, okay?
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"Meow Meow Paradise"
"Mew Mew Course - 40 minutes"
I won't.
I like Karuru, y'know.
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'Sup, ladies?
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U-Uhh, actually, uh...
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Welco-meow!
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--I'll have Karuru, he'll take Mokko,
--First of all, I'm an angel, so...
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--and it's his first time, so find
him someone nice, yeah?
--...I don't think I should be
somewhere like...
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Sounds purr-fect. Let's see...
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And honestly, I think you should do
something like this w-with the one you love...
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U-Uh, I...
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I've never been with an angel before.
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This your first time
coming to a place like this?
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Y-Yes.
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I mean, uh, I don't know what to do...
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I mean, I'm not...
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Wanna take a shower?
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Just let this kitten take care of you, okay?
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Okay...
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Thank mew very much!
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Come again soon!
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Yep, catgirls are awesome!
They're so cute!
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Boy, humans really love cat ears, huh?
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Right then, where to next?
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Somewhere with girls we've never tried before.
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Yeah, let's take a look.
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Oh, boy... I've really done it...
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In every meaning of the word...
I've done it all...
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All in one go...
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The party was joined by a pure,
undefiled angel...
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...whom was immediately defiled.
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"Ale 'n Eats"
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"Ale 'n Eats"
Later, Stunk introduced Crim to the Ale 'n Eats
where they started working.
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Thank you for waiting!
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Thanks, Crim!
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This is a bulletin board for adventurers.
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Here, patrons can post rare and helpful
information they've learned on their adventures.
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This not only helps adventurers
make a name for themselves,
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but earn some cash, too, as valuable bulletins
are sold to be posted in other establishments.
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Stunk gave 'em a seven,
Zel was a six, Samtahn said eight...
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Everyone gave 'em high scores.
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"Pop a tent-acle with a Dagon!"
Slippery and slimy...
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"The Pinnacle of Passion"...
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"Wonder if it's a problem of
physical compatibility..."
Kanchal's review's off. A four?
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"The squirming tentacles were way too heavy.
I felt like I was being tied up and tortured."
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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This hurts!
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You're gonna--you're gonna peel it off!
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Hey, are you listening to me?!
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Ow! This really hurts!
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And you're being too rough!
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Hey, could you please listen to--
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"As someone who enjoys
being delicately toyed with,
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much like a master thief disabling traps,
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I can say that this type of sex
was not for me. Hard pass."
243
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Incredibly good to know.
244
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:45,370
Wait, aren't you still a virgin?
245
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I'm merely collecting information
to aid me when the promised time comes.
246
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,370
Ooh, wonder if they'll go to
an underwater shrine next?
247
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:56,910
Hey, Meidri, you got
back issues of Stunk's reviews?
248
00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:02,290
Let's hit up a place where
the girls've got tons of mana.
249
00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,580
Look, you know I don't know what--
250
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,750
Hey, Stunk and Zel.
251
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This is for you.
252
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:11,040
--What's this about?
--Your pay for the article you posted.
253
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,120
Everyone's taking a copy.
254
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,750
God, men are the worst.
255
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,160
I had no idea that little
opinion piece would earn us gold.
256
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,500
And a whole pile of it, at that!
257
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,660
What're you gonna do with all that money?
258
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,040
What are we gonna do with it?
259
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,040
You know what we're gonna do with it.
260
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We're gonna go review a new species!
261
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It's our job, after all!
262
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,750
Yep, it's hard work!
263
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,500
Okay, let's figure out
where we're headed to next!
264
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,790
I heard a mermaid joint
opened up, how's that sound?
265
00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:42,620
Dude, we just did a dagon.
Can we go for something non-aquatic?
266
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,250
You categorize them by type? Woof.
267
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,700
Hey, Crim.
268
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:49,160
Yes, would you like to order something?
269
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:53,660
You get paid for your work here
soon, right? Wanna come with?
270
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,750
Huh? Come where?
271
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,120
U-Uh, actually...
272
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You have to take a load off sometime, you know.
273
00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:03,080
More like bust out a load, am I right?
274
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:09,080
Ugh, no, thank you--that's so gross, ew.
275
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Keep it to yourselves.
276
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,620
What's that, Meidri, dear?
277
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You jealous?
278
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If so, I can give you a private review tonight--
279
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:25,540
And so, Stunk, Zel, and Crim set forth
on a quest to find a new species to review
280
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"Ale 'n Eats"
"Two Weeks Later"
and two weeks passed.
281
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,910
I haven't seen Stunk and Zel around lately.
282
00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:34,500
Just how far did they go to get it on?
283
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,250
It's been two weeks..
284
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,830
That is a bit long to be gone.
I'm a little worried...
285
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:43,830
Wait, why am I worried about those perverts?!
286
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,290
Ugh, I'm such an idiot!
287
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:48,120
I'm just a little worried about Crim!
288
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,250
It's busy around here without him.
289
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:56,540
Ho there! Excuse the
long absence, fine citizens!
290
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,660
You get that nut out?
291
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,580
Oh, you betcha!
292
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,660
Where the hell'd you go this time?
293
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,660
You'll have to see the review to--
294
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:07,500
Oh, Meidri, can ya put this up for us?
295
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,540
"One of, if not, the lewdest species!!"
I swear...
296
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:15,950
They're just as disgusting as always.
I can't believe I was worried about them.
297
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:22,540
"Birdmaids: Just like parakeets,
the back of their neck is sensitive!
298
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:27,330
Their all-in-one cloaca feels fantastic!
299
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:31,080
One of, if not, the lewdest species!"
300
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,290
"Eldri, the Birdmaid!"
Eldri, the Birdmaid!
301
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"Stunk"
302
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:41,160
"Zel"
303
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"Crim"
304
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"Narugami"
305
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,330
Birdmaids are unfathomably sensitive.
306
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,500
Every move you make on them,
they cheep and squeal.
307
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,540
It's like I've got my own pet birdie!
308
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:04,750
And that voice is so sweet and adorable--
and hot damn, is it sexy!
309
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,040
The room was my own private orchestra hall,
hosting her lewd moans!
310
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,580
I'll tell you this, my Li'l Stunk
gave her a standing ovation!
311
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,250
Have you ever had a pet parakeet?
312
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,790
You know how when they like you a lot,
they'll land on your hand and try to hump it?
313
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:24,200
So here's what I'm getting at...
314
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,160
Birds are total horndogs!
315
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:32,000
Parakeet? More like gonna skeet!
They're awesome!
316
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:42,200
Their pretty wings feel very different
from mine. I liked that a lot...
317
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:48,290
But they're very submissive, and I'm not
very dominant, so it was a little hard for me...
318
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:56,120
Taking a bath with them in the cold waters
in the forest lake feels nice.
319
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,250
But...
320
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:03,450
I don't know who would actually
ask to sand bathe with them...
321
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:09,450
So I'm a Lamia...
322
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,330
They said "no snakes,"
323
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,410
and turned me away.
324
00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:16,200
I really wanted to wrap myself
around them, too...
325
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,950
Talk about cold-blooded.
326
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,410
Wha... Wha...
327
00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:25,750
Back of the neck, huh?
328
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,410
Real sensitive, eh?
329
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,120
They got a cloaca.
330
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,000
Yet another nugget of knowledge obtained.
331
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,450
Stunk! Zel! Crim!
332
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:38,870
H-Hey, it wasn't our idea
to go after a birdmaid!
333
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,290
You little bastards...
334
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,040
The good part's right around
the nape of your neck, huh?
335
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:02,250
W-Welp, Mitsue's waitin' on me, so I'm out!
336
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,540
S-Stunk, are you okay?
337
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:09,200
Owww! I just touched you for a second!
338
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,250
Dammit, where the hell did Meidri go?!
339
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:17,540
Hey, where are you--
Everyone, hold him back!
340
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:22,750
And so, the Interspecies Reviewers were founded.
341
00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,000
"Mitsue's Room"
342
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:10,200
Listen up, girls, age means nothing to a woman.
343
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:15,910
A good woman never wilts,
no matter how old she gets.
344
00:23:15,910 --> 00:23:19,330
She is always in full bloom!
345
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:21,040
You're so wise!
346
00:23:24,910 --> 00:23:29,870
"Fairies Have Limits on What
They Can Take, Demons Aren't
Very Popular, Minotaur Girls Are
Big, Bountiful, and Boobylicious!"
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