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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,619 --> 00:00:34,745 (AIRHORN BLOWING) 2 00:00:34,828 --> 00:00:36,663 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (CROWD CHEERING) 3 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:41,960 ANNOUNCER: After using their last time-out, 4 00:00:42,044 --> 00:00:43,796 Poly High returns to the field. 5 00:00:43,879 --> 00:00:46,757 Down by three, with three seconds remaining. 6 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,343 {\an8}This is the last play of the season, folks. 7 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:52,012 NARRATOR: America loves an underdog. 8 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:54,348 QUARTERBACK: Stat reaper come to. 9 00:00:54,431 --> 00:00:55,791 Watch five-seven, watch five-seven. 10 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:58,101 - Down. - NARRATOR: The slept on. 11 00:00:58,519 --> 00:00:59,561 QUARTERBACK: Open, open! 12 00:00:59,645 --> 00:01:00,771 NARRATOR: The little guy. 13 00:01:01,647 --> 00:01:02,999 - PLAYER: Block, block, block! - Get 'em. 14 00:01:03,023 --> 00:01:04,399 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 15 00:01:04,483 --> 00:01:06,693 NARRATOR: The ones no one believes can achieve greatness. 16 00:01:06,777 --> 00:01:08,821 (TENSE PERCUSSION MUSIC PLAYING) 17 00:01:08,904 --> 00:01:10,280 But you know what they love more? 18 00:01:13,534 --> 00:01:15,702 Motherfuckers who was born great. 19 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:18,622 - Yes! - (ALL CHEERING) 20 00:01:18,705 --> 00:01:19,945 NARRATOR: Motherfuckers like me. 21 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:23,335 Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings. 22 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:26,255 The birth of a superstar. Shit. 23 00:01:26,338 --> 00:01:28,549 I'm the pick that got picked before all the other picks. 24 00:01:28,632 --> 00:01:30,259 ANNOUNCER: This rookie is special. 25 00:01:30,342 --> 00:01:32,135 JAYCEN: Breaking records and laying waste 26 00:01:32,219 --> 00:01:33,979 to all the little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 27 00:01:34,012 --> 00:01:35,472 who walked on the field. 28 00:01:35,556 --> 00:01:37,599 {\an8}COMMENTATOR: Smoked again by Jaycen Jennings. 29 00:01:37,683 --> 00:01:39,483 {\an8}DEION: When he throw that hand out, it's over. 30 00:01:39,768 --> 00:01:40,894 {\an8}No one in the game 31 00:01:41,228 --> 00:01:42,747 {\an8}- could play with him. - (SOUND EFFECT PLAYS) 32 00:01:42,771 --> 00:01:44,958 - JAYCEN: Man, everybody love me. - COMMENTATOR: Touchdown! 33 00:01:44,982 --> 00:01:46,084 {\an8}JAYCEN: I was more popular than God. 34 00:01:46,108 --> 00:01:47,276 {\an8}COMMENTATOR: Two-J's! 35 00:01:47,776 --> 00:01:48,878 JAYCEN: And worshipped in every living room 36 00:01:48,902 --> 00:01:50,004 and every kitchen in America. 37 00:01:50,028 --> 00:01:51,363 Yeah. But check this shit out. 38 00:01:52,114 --> 00:01:54,157 Once you get to that mountaintop, 39 00:01:54,241 --> 00:01:56,743 everybody wants to see you fuckin' fall. 40 00:01:57,494 --> 00:01:59,705 The notion that people are idolizing 41 00:01:59,788 --> 00:02:02,124 {\an8}Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings, it's ridiculous. 42 00:02:02,207 --> 00:02:03,476 {\an8}COMMENTATOR 1: Jennings... And he dropped it! 43 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,252 {\an8}COMMENTATOR 2: Has to make that play. 44 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,729 {\an8}And he went out there and he didn't deliver, 45 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:08,273 {\an8}and he hadn't delivered the whole game. 46 00:02:08,505 --> 00:02:10,549 {\an8}CHIP: What's he call that stupid dance? The Two-J's? 47 00:02:10,632 --> 00:02:13,677 {\an8}Why don't you spend more time on the grass than smoking it. 48 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,040 {\an8}You're young, you're successful, 49 00:02:15,095 --> 00:02:16,263 {\an8}you're making a lot of money. 50 00:02:16,346 --> 00:02:18,098 {\an8}How could you screw this up? 51 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,934 {\an8}He's chasing rings harder than a housewife in Atlanta. 52 00:02:21,018 --> 00:02:22,704 {\an8}And you know what I say about those housewives, 53 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:24,897 {\an8}at least they stayed in one city their whole career. 54 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,481 {\an8}Where's the loyalty? 55 00:02:26,565 --> 00:02:28,275 {\an8}JAYCEN: But all that irrational-ass hate 56 00:02:28,358 --> 00:02:30,277 {\an8}teaches you a very valuable lesson. 57 00:02:30,944 --> 00:02:33,363 {\an8}Never, ever, ever 58 00:02:33,447 --> 00:02:35,699 {\an8}count on anyone but yourself. 59 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:39,036 Fuck your teammates, fuck your coaches, 60 00:02:39,119 --> 00:02:40,495 fuck your fans. 61 00:02:40,579 --> 00:02:43,081 Hey, Two-J's! You blow! 62 00:02:45,584 --> 00:02:47,878 - (SLAP ECHOES) - Man, fuck everybody. 63 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:50,881 (INHALES) 64 00:02:50,964 --> 00:02:52,799 'Cause at the end of the day, 65 00:02:52,883 --> 00:02:54,402 they're just some mediocre motherfuckas 66 00:02:54,426 --> 00:02:56,428 tryna hold back the true greats from reaching 67 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:58,555 ultimate mothafuckin' greatness. 68 00:02:59,264 --> 00:03:00,641 That's it for this week. 69 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,493 I'm Jaycen Jennings. Y'all make sure y'all hit 70 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:04,394 that subscribe button so quick, so fast. 71 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:08,357 (TABLET CHIMES) 72 00:03:09,107 --> 00:03:11,187 (DEJA VU (I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE BY TEENA MARIE PLAYS) 73 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:24,790 I'm young and I'm old 74 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:28,210 - (JAYCEN COUGHING) - I'm rich and I'm poor 75 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:33,131 I feel like I've been on this earth many times before 76 00:03:33,215 --> 00:03:34,883 CHIP: (ON TABLET) I call it how it is. 77 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:37,260 The guy was not that good of a football player. 78 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:38,544 He didn't care about the game. 79 00:03:38,762 --> 00:03:40,562 He doesn't care about the purity of the sport. 80 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:42,099 Listen, this is simple. 81 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:43,767 My top five receivers of all time? 82 00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:44,977 - Very simple. - Man, fuck. 83 00:03:45,644 --> 00:03:47,980 CHIP: Jerry Rice, Larry Fitz, T.O., Raymond Berry, 84 00:03:48,063 --> 00:03:49,731 and obviously, Randy Moss. 85 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:51,566 I can't believe anyone could think 86 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:53,986 that Two-J's is a top-five wide receiver of all time. 87 00:03:54,069 --> 00:03:56,571 I know pornstars that have received more than him. 88 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:57,906 - (COUGHS) - I wanna see 89 00:03:57,990 --> 00:03:59,491 - actual skills, okay? - The fuck? 90 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:01,294 I wanna see someone who's in the end zone... 91 00:04:01,368 --> 00:04:03,620 Sick of this motherfucker Chip Collins. 92 00:04:04,454 --> 00:04:07,958 Hashtag, I'm fuckin' you up when I see you. 93 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,794 Hold on. Emoji. 94 00:04:11,503 --> 00:04:13,880 Eggplant emoji. 95 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,882 Lick. 96 00:04:15,966 --> 00:04:17,467 Bitch-ass motherfucker. 97 00:04:17,926 --> 00:04:19,678 Eat a fat baby's dick. 98 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:22,472 Hashtag, you don't want that smoke. 99 00:04:22,556 --> 00:04:23,724 (LINE RINGING) 100 00:04:25,475 --> 00:04:27,436 MAN: SSF, Ryan Kaushik's office. 101 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:29,229 - Yo, it's Jaycen. - Jason Sudeikis? 102 00:04:29,688 --> 00:04:31,440 Mothafucker, it's Jaycen Jennings! 103 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:33,859 Oh, Jaycen. I didn't know he still represented you. 104 00:04:34,359 --> 00:04:35,569 The fuck? 105 00:04:35,652 --> 00:04:37,505 He's on a call right now. Let me have him call you back. 106 00:04:37,529 --> 00:04:39,072 Man, make it quick. I'm busy. 107 00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:41,283 I'm sorry, he's in a breakfast meeting. 108 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:42,826 Fuck! When is he gonna pick up? 109 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:44,470 - (LINE DISCONNECTS) - He's in the bathroom. 110 00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:46,139 - Man, have him call me back. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 111 00:04:46,163 --> 00:04:47,330 He's talking to his grandma. 112 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:48,874 You know what, fuck this shit! 113 00:04:48,957 --> 00:04:49,958 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 114 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:51,376 (ENGINE ROARING) 115 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:53,545 (SMACK A BITCH BY RICO NASTY PLAYING) 116 00:04:54,463 --> 00:04:56,149 Ask for your salary in Dogecoin. I'm telling you... 117 00:04:56,173 --> 00:04:58,175 - What's up, Kaufmoney? - Oh. 118 00:04:58,258 --> 00:05:00,010 Two-J's! My guy. 119 00:05:00,093 --> 00:05:01,219 Uh... You look... 120 00:05:01,303 --> 00:05:02,345 Pissed? 121 00:05:02,429 --> 00:05:03,513 Like somebody's agent 122 00:05:04,014 --> 00:05:05,742 that don't know how to return fucking phone calls. 123 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:07,434 You were just about to be my next call. 124 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:08,518 That's bullshit. 125 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:10,312 You're here now, so... 126 00:05:10,395 --> 00:05:11,563 Mothafucker, we had a plan. 127 00:05:11,646 --> 00:05:13,482 I create a dope-ass podcast, 128 00:05:13,565 --> 00:05:15,650 you get my dope ass a commentary job, 129 00:05:16,109 --> 00:05:17,486 then I get back 130 00:05:17,569 --> 00:05:19,255 in the spotlight again. Do you remember that? 131 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:21,823 Yeah, of course, I remember the motherfuckin' plan. 132 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:25,368 But the problem with the plan is that people 133 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:27,537 say, for no good reason, 134 00:05:27,621 --> 00:05:29,623 that you're a selfish prick 135 00:05:29,706 --> 00:05:30,808 who's impossible to work with. 136 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:32,667 - That's fucking bullshit! - Well... 137 00:05:32,751 --> 00:05:33,919 Chip Collins. 138 00:05:34,002 --> 00:05:35,170 Don't they hate his ass? 139 00:05:35,629 --> 00:05:37,172 So, actually, yes. 140 00:05:37,255 --> 00:05:41,343 Chip Collins has a hate-love ratio of 50-50. Okay? 141 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:43,470 Yours is 95-5. 142 00:05:44,221 --> 00:05:46,932 Look, if I were you, I would do some charity work. 143 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:50,143 Get some positive PR for your brand, maybe, uh... 144 00:05:50,227 --> 00:05:51,579 Why don't you start a school for poor kids 145 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:52,938 like LeBron, huh? 146 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:55,524 Fuck LeBron James, and fuck poor kids. 147 00:05:55,607 --> 00:05:57,442 You just need to do your mothafuckin' job 148 00:05:57,526 --> 00:05:58,693 and get me back in the game. 149 00:05:58,777 --> 00:06:00,362 Man, if I were you, I would 150 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:02,131 reconsider the Dancing with the Stars offer, 151 00:06:02,155 --> 00:06:03,674 - that's a really good deal... - Man, fuck you, 152 00:06:03,698 --> 00:06:05,338 you Harold and Kumar lookin' motherfucker! 153 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:10,122 - I'm through with this shit. Fuck this! - I'll be right back, sir, I just have to help 154 00:06:10,205 --> 00:06:11,498 - this gentleman. - Look here, 155 00:06:11,998 --> 00:06:13,935 you red vest-wearing, Aladdin-looking mothafucker! 156 00:06:13,959 --> 00:06:16,419 You know who the fuck I am? I'm Jaycen Jennings. 157 00:06:16,503 --> 00:06:20,340 Well known, highly respected, top-five receiver of all time. 158 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:22,509 - Okay. - Okay. 159 00:06:22,592 --> 00:06:23,986 So, go get my mothafuckin' car, then. 160 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:26,263 Hey, hey, Two-J's, why don't you just relax, man. 161 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:27,740 The guy's just trying to do his job. 162 00:06:27,764 --> 00:06:29,182 I don't wanna hear that shit. 163 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,035 Why don't you stay in your motherfuckin' lane 164 00:06:31,059 --> 00:06:32,537 until you win one of these, Tony Gonzalez? 165 00:06:32,561 --> 00:06:33,937 Give me my motherfuckin' keys. 166 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,438 Move, nigga. 167 00:06:35,522 --> 00:06:37,166 Acting like you don't know who the fuck I am. 168 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:38,501 - Don't worry about him. - JAYCEN: Fuck you, Gonzalez! 169 00:06:38,525 --> 00:06:39,901 - I'm self-made. - (ENGINE ROARS) 170 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:41,862 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 171 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:44,573 - (CAR ALARM WAILING) - JAYCEN: Fuck! 172 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:47,159 - Two-J's just got smoked! - (WOMAN EXCLAIMING) 173 00:06:47,242 --> 00:06:49,870 JAYCEN: Fuck you, Gonzalez! I'm self-made. 174 00:06:49,953 --> 00:06:51,621 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 175 00:06:51,705 --> 00:06:53,206 - (BONK) - (HORSE WHINNIES) 176 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,708 (EAGLE SCREAMS) 177 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,710 - (T-REX ROARS) - Fuck! 178 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:00,005 Well, look who's back in the news. 179 00:07:00,088 --> 00:07:02,424 My dear friend, Jaycen Jennings. 180 00:07:02,507 --> 00:07:04,593 If we're talking about promising stars 181 00:07:04,676 --> 00:07:06,928 that have absolutely pissed away their careers, 182 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:09,055 Two-J's, you're giving R. Kelly 183 00:07:09,139 --> 00:07:11,099 a run for his money. I mean, what is... 184 00:07:11,183 --> 00:07:12,809 {\an8}Mr. Jennings! 185 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:14,102 MAN: You see this fool? 186 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,980 {\an8}Put your phone away so that we can begin sentencing. 187 00:07:17,063 --> 00:07:18,440 Oh, for sure, my bad. 188 00:07:18,815 --> 00:07:21,902 Mr. Jennings, you've plead guilty to charges of speeding, 189 00:07:21,985 --> 00:07:24,905 {\an8}reckless endangerment and damage to city property. 190 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:26,573 These charges warrant that 191 00:07:26,656 --> 00:07:28,491 {\an8}you could spend five years in prison. 192 00:07:28,575 --> 00:07:29,659 MAN 2: There it is. 193 00:07:29,743 --> 00:07:31,536 {\an8}But I've decided 194 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,622 {\an8}that I'm gonna go a different direction. 195 00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:35,498 Thank you, Judge, 196 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,185 {\an8}for the celebrity treatment. I appreciate it. 197 00:07:37,209 --> 00:07:38,644 {\an8}- (CHUCKLES DRYLY) - WOMAN: This motherfucker. 198 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:41,421 {\an8}I'm recommending that you spend 300 hours 199 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,340 of community service with the Long Beach 200 00:07:43,423 --> 00:07:45,217 {\an8}Parks and Recreations Department. 201 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,968 {\an8}- The fuck? - (WOMAN GASPS) 202 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:49,387 {\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, Judge. 203 00:07:49,471 --> 00:07:50,639 I thought I was getting like 204 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,557 {\an8}some Martha Stewart kinda treatment. 205 00:07:52,641 --> 00:07:54,017 {\an8}Community service in Long Beach, 206 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,260 that ain't gonna work for me. 207 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,979 {\an8}You too good for the community that raised you? 208 00:07:58,730 --> 00:07:59,999 {\an8}Or maybe you just don't wanna go back, 209 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:01,858 {\an8}after 20 years of not being home, 210 00:08:01,942 --> 00:08:04,527 {\an8}in a orange vest and a pooper-scooper. 211 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:06,151 {\an8}AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh, shit. 212 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:11,534 Janine? Is that you? 213 00:08:12,035 --> 00:08:14,746 {\an8}Freshman year, white American history class? 214 00:08:15,247 --> 00:08:17,916 {\an8}Where we used to play hide and go get it. 215 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:19,668 Come on, girl, you can't cut me no break? 216 00:08:20,168 --> 00:08:21,962 {\an8}(SCOFFS) My name is not Janine. 217 00:08:22,045 --> 00:08:23,088 AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh! 218 00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:24,256 {\an8}It's Tara. 219 00:08:26,174 --> 00:08:27,926 {\an8}We grew up on the same block. 220 00:08:28,468 --> 00:08:29,552 (WHISPERS) Fuck. 221 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:31,596 {\an8}Your narcissistic ass. 222 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,115 {\an8}Just get the hell out of my courtroom, 223 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:35,350 {\an8}so I can call everybody we grew up with 224 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:37,894 {\an8}and tell them that they can catch your Hollywood ass 225 00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:40,230 {\an8}right up in the park, scooping up dog shit. 226 00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:41,481 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 227 00:08:42,524 --> 00:08:43,525 Next! 228 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:49,572 - You're moving too slow. - (JAYCEN GROANS) 229 00:08:49,656 --> 00:08:51,866 (UPBEAT HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 230 00:09:04,004 --> 00:09:06,506 Back in the hood, picking up dog shit. 231 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,300 (SCOFFS) Wow. 232 00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:20,937 Wow. 233 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:24,566 - MASKED MAN: Keys! - Mothafucka! 234 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:26,386 Cuz, the car don't come with keys. 235 00:09:26,443 --> 00:09:27,920 Shut the fuck up before I bust your head 236 00:09:27,944 --> 00:09:28,945 to the white meat, nigga. 237 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:30,947 I start the car with my phone. 238 00:09:31,031 --> 00:09:33,408 Give me the motherfucking keys! 239 00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:35,785 Look, you can have the phone and my car, 240 00:09:35,869 --> 00:09:37,388 just let me clear the videos real quick. 241 00:09:37,412 --> 00:09:38,496 Niggas see this sex tape 242 00:09:38,872 --> 00:09:40,141 with Two-J's and Lisa Lampanelli, I'm finished. 243 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,458 Nigga, don't play with... 244 00:09:47,213 --> 00:09:49,132 (GASPING) 245 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:50,717 (GRUNTS) 246 00:09:51,343 --> 00:09:52,385 Jaycen? 247 00:09:54,012 --> 00:09:55,055 Kareem? 248 00:09:55,138 --> 00:09:56,598 Nigga! (SOBS WITH JOY) 249 00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:58,266 (JAYCEN EXCLAIMS) 250 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:00,518 Mothafucka, you just put a gun to my head, nigga. 251 00:10:00,602 --> 00:10:02,354 Relax, J, the safety was on. 252 00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,206 - It's on safe... No. - (GUN CLICKS) 253 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:06,066 It ain't on safety. Damn. 254 00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:07,442 Imagine that. 255 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:09,277 Ahh! Nigga. I've been trying 256 00:10:09,361 --> 00:10:10,987 to get in touch with you for years. 257 00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:12,155 - Huh? - Literally. 258 00:10:12,238 --> 00:10:13,406 For a million years. 259 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:15,200 Yeah. And everybody talk about, 260 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,327 oh, what's that girl name, punkin' and them sister 261 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,829 talking about, "Oh, just get out of his face. 262 00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:20,997 "Leave him alone. 263 00:10:21,081 --> 00:10:22,957 "Cuz, you hittin' him too much. 264 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:24,334 "You a stalker. 265 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,461 "You sweatin' him, back up off him." 266 00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:28,505 I told her, "Girl, J is my nigga! 267 00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:30,632 "He would never do no shit like that." 268 00:10:30,715 --> 00:10:32,155 I know you've been thinking about me, 269 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:34,195 and I know you've been trying to get in touch with me. 270 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:35,095 Is that pretty much right? 271 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,489 Yeah, that's how I feel about you, 272 00:10:36,513 --> 00:10:37,782 that's exactly how I feel about you, cuz. 273 00:10:37,806 --> 00:10:39,849 Yeah, I knew it. I knew that was right. 274 00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:42,936 I'm one of your real homies, I'm one of the day ones, 275 00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:44,270 - before everybody. - Fuck. 276 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:46,439 I'm first, third grade, fourth grade, 277 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:49,359 food stamps, juvie, all that. Man! 278 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:51,444 Here, let me put my phone number in there. 279 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:53,113 I'mma put my grandmother's number, 280 00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:54,906 where I wash clothes at on the weekend. 281 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:57,409 Man, God work in mysterious ways, boy, 282 00:10:57,492 --> 00:10:58,576 I'm telling you, man. 283 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,078 I've been thinkin' about you, 284 00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,871 thinkin' about you, thinkin' about you. 285 00:11:01,955 --> 00:11:04,124 I'm so glad you back here in the LBC. 286 00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:06,000 But not on no pooper-scooper shit. 287 00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:07,502 (LAUGHS) 288 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:08,920 Nigga, Tara told you too? 289 00:11:09,421 --> 00:11:11,965 Yeah. The whole hood know you's pickin' up shit now. 290 00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:13,967 - (LAUGHING) - Fuck that bitch Tara. 291 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,845 Me and my nigga done rejoined again, man. 292 00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:18,638 Aight, look, I gotta go. 293 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,473 I gotta bounce, cuz, I'm on a mission. 294 00:11:20,557 --> 00:11:21,891 I'mma call you. 295 00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:25,687 Love you, cuz. 296 00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:27,689 Fuck is this nigga finna do? 297 00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:31,025 KAREEM: Keys, bitch! 298 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:33,653 (SIGHS) 299 00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,074 You gonna take all day? 300 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:42,704 (KIDS CHATTERING) 301 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,000 JAYCEN: (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. BOY 1: That's crazy. 302 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,127 Got to be some fucking human shit. 303 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,410 Ain't no fuckin' dog gonna be shitting this fuckin' big. 304 00:11:51,463 --> 00:11:53,715 BOY 2: 'Cause like, he like, nowhere, dude. 305 00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:55,508 - (JAYCEN GRUNTS) - BOY 3: Hey, bring that. 306 00:11:55,592 --> 00:11:58,011 (BOY 4 HUMMING GAMES OF THRONES THEME) 307 00:11:59,846 --> 00:12:00,889 (ROARS) 308 00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:02,765 (RESUMES HUMMING) 309 00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,312 BOY 5: Just listen to what he says, man. 310 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:10,106 (CHUCKLES) Take that, Game of Thrones. 311 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:12,233 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 312 00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:14,545 Y'all really think y'all funny messing with Gary's nerdy ass. 313 00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:16,249 - BOY 6: Damn! - You tryna get some, bitch? 314 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:17,447 Come get these hands 315 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:18,865 - and find out, bro. - Let's go! 316 00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:20,092 TONY: Let's go! Let's go! BOYS: Fight! Fight! 317 00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:21,159 JAYCEN: Hey, hey, hey! 318 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,286 Damn, man. You just stepped on my mothafuckin' shoe! 319 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:24,412 (BOYS LAUGH) 320 00:12:24,496 --> 00:12:25,914 Fuck is y'all laughin' at? 321 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,999 Ol' dusty ass, Payless shoe-wearin' mothafuckas, 322 00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:29,959 y'all know what these go for on StockX? 323 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:32,545 Come on now, dawg. Those are obviously fake. 324 00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:33,922 Obviously, these cost more 325 00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,065 than everything in your fuckin' house. 326 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,591 You tryna tell me a janitor 327 00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:38,384 just walks around with the freshest Fendis? 328 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:39,928 Bitch, yo mama's a janitor. 329 00:12:40,011 --> 00:12:42,263 - Bitch, yo mama's homeless. - (LAUGHING) 330 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,224 - What did you say? - That nigga a crackhead. 331 00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:45,517 You lucky I'm on probation, 332 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,185 or I'll slap the shit outta you. 333 00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:48,829 Man, shut yo crackhead ass up and keep sweeping shit. 334 00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:50,688 Man, fuck this shit! 335 00:12:50,772 --> 00:12:51,981 (BOYS CHATTERING) 336 00:12:52,065 --> 00:12:53,858 - Damn! - JAYCEN: Hey, miss! 337 00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:56,069 Hey, you in charge of these little dusty mothafuckas? 338 00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:57,487 WOMAN: One second. 339 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:01,699 I'm sorry, are you suggesting that this is their fault? 340 00:13:01,783 --> 00:13:03,177 Lady, you're being real rude right now. 341 00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:04,452 And I said, one second! 342 00:13:06,788 --> 00:13:08,039 BOTH: Oh, shit! 343 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,960 Mm! God damn, baby, don't that feel familiar? 344 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:14,128 Jaycen, uh, can you let go of me, please? 345 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:16,172 What the f... 346 00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:18,049 God damn, Rise, you look good as a mothafucka 347 00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:19,509 in them scrubs. 348 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,094 Hold on, Mama, you know this basehead? 349 00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:22,845 Mama? This little piece of shit mine? 350 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,472 You better watch your mouth. 351 00:13:24,556 --> 00:13:25,908 When the last time me and you was together, what, 352 00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:27,642 '03, '04, Provo? 353 00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:28,726 You do the math. 354 00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:31,229 - (SCOFFS) - Nah, he ain't mine. 355 00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:33,022 We're leaving, let's go. 356 00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:34,732 Already? 357 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:36,794 Cherise, I drove all the way to Long Beach just to see you. 358 00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:38,128 You came all the way to Long Beach 359 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,320 to pick up dog shit. 360 00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:40,905 Fuck Tara. 361 00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:43,533 Ain't nobody seen you around here in 20 years. 362 00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:45,118 Let's go. Come on, boys. 363 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:47,453 Let's let this man serve his community. 364 00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:48,538 What about practice? 365 00:13:48,997 --> 00:13:50,290 It's canceled for today. 366 00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:52,000 Where's Coach? 367 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,918 TRE: He quit, huh? CHERISE: Come on, let's go. 368 00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:55,336 Hold on, let me get my stuff. 369 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:01,134 JAYCEN: In football, you gotta have a short memory. 370 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:03,386 Fuck a play up, 371 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,598 - and move on. - (CROWD CHEERING OVER PHONE) 372 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:08,349 Hey, sweet face. 373 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:09,517 I'm headed to the clinic 374 00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:10,661 and I'll be back in a few hours. 375 00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:11,728 - Okay? - All right. 376 00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:13,131 - Mwah. Love you. - Love you, too. 377 00:14:13,479 --> 00:14:16,190 - (GRUNTS) Too slow. Too slow. - (CHUCKLES) 378 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,277 JAYCEN: That's exactly how I live my life. 379 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,822 Can't be wasting time thinking about bullshit. 380 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,449 COMMENTATOR: Hurdles into the end zone. 381 00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:27,493 And Jaycen Jennings smoked both defenders on that one. 382 00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:28,703 Damn! 383 00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:31,998 JAYCEN: Like that one girl you was always trippin' off of... 384 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,918 No matter how good she still look... 385 00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:39,505 I'm a firm believer. 386 00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:41,799 (BOTH LAUGHING) 387 00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:44,484 - Hold this for me, okay? - Jaycen, what? 388 00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:46,471 I love you, Cherise. 389 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:49,015 JAYCEN: To stay outta the past. 390 00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:50,224 (CHERISE SIGHS) 391 00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:52,226 No matter how good she still looks. 392 00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:56,606 Did I say that already? 393 00:14:57,649 --> 00:14:59,025 Damn, I just said that. 394 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:02,612 (DOORBELL CHIMING) 395 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:04,906 Who the fuck ringing my doorbell? 396 00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:06,199 All right, I'm coming. 397 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:10,787 Family. What's happening, baby? (LAUGHS) 398 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,413 What the fuck is you doing here? 399 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,832 Hey, man, I needed a place to lay low for a while. 400 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,834 - Man, this is beautiful, baby. - For a while? 401 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,294 Yeah, for a while, man. 402 00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:19,813 Well, how the fuck you know where I live? 403 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,214 How I know where you live? 404 00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,967 Oh, man, your phone bills, man, your credit score, mail. 405 00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:27,428 Hey, man, you gotta be careful who you give your number to. 406 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,972 I mean, come on, you know it's me, baby. 407 00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:32,558 And you know, I got the THC. 100%. 408 00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:35,770 Pow. That shit will make a nun get naked. 409 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:37,877 (LIKE MY WEED BY JANE HANDCOCK PLAYS) 410 00:15:38,189 --> 00:15:40,233 Yeah, name one nigga in the hood that play like this 411 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:43,903 I like my weed, uh 412 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,364 - In the mornin' - Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah 413 00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:49,200 - I like my weed - Said I like my weed 414 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:53,788 Man, them legalizing weed put a dent in my capital, 415 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,541 but that shit is bomb as a mothafucker. 416 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:59,001 You right, this shit is bomb as a mothafucker. 417 00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:02,171 And look, the crazy thing about it is, 418 00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:04,674 I copped the weed down on 15th and Atlantic. 419 00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,008 Our old corner? 420 00:16:06,092 --> 00:16:07,844 Yeah, our spot. 421 00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:09,804 Where we used to sling the pounds at. 422 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:11,431 Cuz, you still selling weed? 423 00:16:12,056 --> 00:16:13,057 (HUFFS) 424 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,226 Have you ever sat back and thought 425 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,061 what you wanna do with your life? 426 00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:21,232 Many a time, but I mean, look, man, I got tattoos on my face. 427 00:16:21,983 --> 00:16:23,943 Ain't nobody fuckin' with me, man. 428 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,195 I feel you, homie, 429 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:29,198 but I seen somebody today from back in the day 430 00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:31,868 that didn't look like they was doing too bad for herself. 431 00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,161 Cherise? 432 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:35,872 - How you know? - (LAUGHS) I can tell how 433 00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:37,331 you got that little kiddy-ass grin 434 00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:38,684 on your face when you say her name. 435 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:39,935 Cuz, ain't nobody grinning, nigga. 436 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,878 Yes, you is. Boy, you love that girl, 437 00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:43,421 - Cherise, man. - (LAUGHS) 438 00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,344 Hey, but look, she thicker than a motherfucker. 439 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,050 I'm talkin' about thicker than a Snicker. 440 00:16:48,134 --> 00:16:49,260 Shut up. 441 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,743 And she doing good for herself, she got the clinic down there 442 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,848 where she helping the kids with the broken arm. 443 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,683 She help the people with the dialysis. 444 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,853 Man, she even help me when I got stabbed that 17 times. 445 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,480 Nigga, you got stabbed? 446 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:03,603 - You ain't hear? They didn't tell you I almost lost my arm? - No, let me see. 447 00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:04,817 Oh, Cuz, you... 448 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:06,068 Damn! 449 00:17:06,152 --> 00:17:09,071 They said I lost 350,000 pounds of blood. 450 00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:10,156 That much blood? 451 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,200 I ain't hear nothing about that one. 452 00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:13,659 But anyway... What happened 453 00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,661 to you and Cherise after high school, man? 454 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:18,831 Come on, my nigga, you know, your nigga can't be tied down. 455 00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,708 Right, right, right, right, right. 456 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:23,002 But you should've seen how she was on me today though. 457 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,879 But her little cockblockin'-ass son 458 00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:26,339 and his little football team, 459 00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:27,941 they gotta hurry up and find a head coach, 460 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,550 so I can slide up on her 461 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,011 and get my peep on at the park every week. 462 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,197 You know what I'm talking about? 463 00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:35,223 You tryna Emilio Estevez that ass, 464 00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:36,432 that's what you's tryna do. 465 00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:37,517 Emilio who? 466 00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:39,477 Emilio Estevez. 467 00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:43,523 Man, he played the coach on Mighty Ducks. 468 00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:46,734 Man, he ran a cold game on Joshua Jackson's momma. 469 00:17:46,818 --> 00:17:49,028 First, he taught him how to use the puck, 470 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,780 then he turned around, 471 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:52,573 taught her how to use the stick. 472 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:54,784 Man, he got that pussy, 473 00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:58,287 and became an American hero at the same mothafuckin' time. 474 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:01,290 Kareem, 475 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:06,170 you kiddie movie genius watching mothafucka. 476 00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:07,547 I could just see it now. 477 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:10,299 Jaycen Jennings, football legend, 478 00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:12,426 - goes back... - Yeah. 479 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:15,721 And saves a ol' raggedy-ass Pop Warner football team 480 00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:16,806 in his neighborhood. 481 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,057 Yeah, say that then. 482 00:18:18,516 --> 00:18:20,685 You know, people love when people fuck with poor kids. 483 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:23,938 This just may be my way to get America 484 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,273 and Cherise 485 00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:28,109 to fuck with Two-J's all over again. 486 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,278 You know, God works in mysterious ways. 487 00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:31,988 - Really do. - And I love you, boy. 488 00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:33,656 - JAYCEN: I love you, too. - (GUN FIRES) 489 00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:34,907 What the fuck? 490 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,493 Kareem. 491 00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:39,161 Safety was on it, cuz. 492 00:18:40,371 --> 00:18:41,539 Oh, nope. 493 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,083 The safety wasn't on it again. 494 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,961 I'm gonna go home and put some duct tape on the handle. 495 00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:52,258 (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 496 00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:57,889 - Aye, Ms. Cherise. - CHERISE: Hmm. 497 00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,515 This new coach coming or what? 498 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:01,142 There's a group of girls posted up 499 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:02,685 at the parking lot, checking for me. 500 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:04,246 TONY: Man, they ain't checking on you. 501 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,397 Checking on this big-ass pito right here. 502 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,316 Enough! No more dick talk. 503 00:19:08,399 --> 00:19:09,668 We've already talked about this. 504 00:19:09,692 --> 00:19:11,110 It's not cute. It's not funny. 505 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,612 Stop smiling, Tony. 506 00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,787 It's very creepy. Nobody likes the creepy kid. 507 00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,324 - Understand me? - (BOYS CHUCKLE) 508 00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,075 - Yes, Ms. Evans. - Okay. 509 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,244 God, I love it when she puts me in my place. 510 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,163 - What was that? - Uh, nothing, nothing. 511 00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:25,124 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - (ENGINE ROARING) 512 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,085 DWAYNE: Oh, shit. 513 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,296 What the... 514 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,797 BOY: Damn, it's hella bright though. 515 00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,049 That's a Benz. 516 00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,469 What? 517 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:37,929 DWAYNE: That thing is so bright. 518 00:19:38,429 --> 00:19:39,972 That is nice. 519 00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:44,268 Yo, isn't that the crackhead janitor 520 00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:45,912 that was cleaning up poop the other day? 521 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:47,396 BOY 1: Looking like a hip-hop pirate. 522 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,648 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 523 00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:49,732 You gotta be kidding me. 524 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,568 Y'all thought I was a crackhead janitor, huh? 525 00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:54,153 DWAYNE: Mm-hmm. Yeah. BOY 2: Yes. 526 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:57,073 Well, turns out, I'm a rich-ass celebrity. 527 00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:58,991 And when I heard about y'all league 528 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,284 not being able to find y'all 529 00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:02,453 one decent, respectable citizen 530 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,080 to mentor you little dudes, 531 00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,040 shit kinda broke my heart. 532 00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,792 - What? - So, I decided to work out 533 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,251 a deal with the Los Angeles County 534 00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:10,878 Community Outreach Program, 535 00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:12,254 so you could have 536 00:20:12,338 --> 00:20:15,341 football legend, Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings, 537 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:18,010 as your new head coach. 538 00:20:18,094 --> 00:20:19,971 - Legend? - (BOYS EXCLAIM) 539 00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:21,305 Man, get outta here, dawg. 540 00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:22,640 Oh, shit, I know who he is. 541 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,808 Good lookin' out. 542 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,661 'Bout time y'all put some respect on my name. 543 00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:27,937 Nah, he used a fake penis to cheat on drug tests. 544 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,231 - (BOYS LAUGH) - DWAYNE: You that same guy 545 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,959 who tried to have sex with a undercover cop 546 00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,359 the night before a playoff game. 547 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:34,527 (BOYS EXCLAIM) 548 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,028 Yeah, and the dude who also... 549 00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:38,155 Won one of these, you booger-nosed mothafuckas. 550 00:20:38,239 --> 00:20:39,479 BOY 3: That's real? DWAYNE: Bro, 551 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,218 what's with you and all these random knockoff shit? 552 00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:42,410 JAYCEN: Knockoff? 553 00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:44,412 Nigga, my shit is 100% certified. 554 00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,539 - You fuckin' loser. - Watch it, Jaycen. 555 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,124 They ain't won a game all season. 556 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,917 They're losers. It's just a fact. 557 00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:51,502 Damn. 558 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,772 Let me get a picture with y'all real quick for Twitter. 559 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:54,880 TONY: What? 560 00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,934 Anybody got, like, a clipboard or a whistle, 561 00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:58,485 so I can look like I'm coaching for real? 562 00:20:58,509 --> 00:20:59,844 TRE: Fake-ass coach, man. 563 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,405 - All right, fuck it. - TRE: No one wants you here. 564 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:02,823 Man, don't be no stranger to danger, 565 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,032 squeeze in for this fuckin' picture for Twitter, 566 00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,391 - come on. - (BOYS GROAN) 567 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:06,785 Some of y'all gonna get some girlfriends 568 00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:08,310 when I finish with this right here. 569 00:21:08,394 --> 00:21:10,229 Come on, man, don't be flippin' me off, man, 570 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,272 - give me some real shit, man. - (CAMERA CLICKING) 571 00:21:13,024 --> 00:21:14,275 Got 'em! Yes, sir. 572 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,735 Team dismissed. 573 00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:18,237 What? We got a game against the best team 574 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,780 in the league this weekend. 575 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,299 And you haven't even seen us practice. 576 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,575 Go run them drills. 577 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,535 - Drills? - On the hop. 578 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,997 Let's go. On the hop means run, not walk. 579 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,249 Y'all got y'all a coach now, hurry up. 580 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,060 DWAYNE: I don't know, man, get your stuff, man. 581 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:34,879 - (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS) - And you, chocolate sundae. 582 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,215 What you doin' later tonight? Wanna grab a drink? 583 00:21:39,008 --> 00:21:40,051 You still smoke? 584 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,975 "Blessed as fuck to share my greatness 585 00:21:48,059 --> 00:21:49,351 "with the next generation. 586 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,605 "Prayer hands emoji. 587 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,732 "Hashtag, giving back is what I do. 588 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,776 "More than an athlete. 589 00:21:56,859 --> 00:22:00,237 "Hashtag, poor kids need love too." 590 00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:01,864 (LAUGHS) 591 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:05,117 Man, you really click in with them kids, huh? 592 00:22:05,618 --> 00:22:07,787 It really look like I give a fuck about 'em, right? 593 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,163 (LAUGHS) 594 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,791 For real. For real, man. That's real. 595 00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:14,376 Hey, man. I was thinkin' about 596 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,378 what you said about my life the other day, 597 00:22:16,462 --> 00:22:18,672 and then boom, it hit me. 598 00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,717 Assistant Coach Kareem. 599 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,886 (MIMICS WHOOSHING) 600 00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:25,262 (LAUGHS) 601 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,224 I don't think it's gonna work, Kareem. That's not... 602 00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:29,433 I don't know, man. 603 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,186 You offensive coach, I'm defensive coach. 604 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:34,188 Bam, we gonna be like Batman and Robin. 605 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,773 They gonna love it. 606 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,942 I like your thought process and your enthusiasm. 607 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,778 This is a career move. This is big for me, man. 608 00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,321 But, homie, I'm workin' 609 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,156 on my clean-cut coaching brand right here. 610 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,600 Hey, man, don't say that, man, don't do that. Don't do that. 611 00:22:46,784 --> 00:22:48,869 And you got a face full of tattoos, so... 612 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:54,750 Oh, you gonna unfollow me 613 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,127 - 'cause of that? - Yeah, yeah. 614 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,770 - That's petty. - You wanna play unfair? 615 00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,231 - That's petty, that's petty. - You wanna play unfair? 616 00:22:59,255 --> 00:23:00,357 - That's fuckin' petty. - What we doin'? 617 00:23:00,381 --> 00:23:01,566 What you mean, "What we doin'?" 618 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:02,800 What we doin', man? 619 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,426 Nigga, you not the assistant coach. 620 00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:06,387 (ALERT SOUNDS) 621 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,264 - Like that? - Yeah, it's like that. 622 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,394 Where the fuck is you going, cuz? This is my house. 623 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,396 - KAREEM: I'm 'bout to eat. - Hold on, cuz. 624 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:16,772 I'm taking the pizza poppers. 625 00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:17,999 JAYCEN: Slow down, little nigga. 626 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,567 It's my mothafuckin' house. 627 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,110 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 628 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,155 Oh. Excuse me. 629 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,281 You the new coach? 630 00:23:25,698 --> 00:23:27,217 Yeah, that's me. What, somebody talkin' me up? 631 00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:29,410 Yeah. My son, Gary, 632 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:31,370 told me you made him run a lap. 633 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,247 I got my eye on you. 634 00:23:33,706 --> 00:23:34,707 Oh, Gary, baby. 635 00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:36,750 I got your inhaler on deck. 636 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,086 You just say the word and Momma be on that field 637 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:41,338 faster than you can say asthma attack. 638 00:23:41,422 --> 00:23:44,008 (BOYS LAUGH, IMITATE WHEEZING) 639 00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:45,131 CHERISE: All right, y'all. 640 00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:46,886 You can grab your jerseys. 641 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,679 I got 'em all cleaned up for you. 642 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,639 You gonna look fantastic out there today. 643 00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:52,016 Oh, uh-uh. Hell, no. 644 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,767 Wait a minute, let me see this shit. 645 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,603 Russell Athletics. 646 00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:58,147 Faded numbers. No nicknames on the back. 647 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,523 This is garbage. 648 00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:01,367 - This what we own? - They're the Green team. 649 00:24:01,442 --> 00:24:03,319 Green team? We cool with Green team? 650 00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,778 - Mm-hmm. - GARY: Actually, 651 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:06,155 I think it would be quite amazing 652 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,465 if we can name ourself The Dragons. 653 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,490 Man, quit it 654 00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:10,910 with your Game of Thrones virgin-ass bullshit. 655 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:12,745 Tre, you're a virgin too. So be quiet. 656 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:14,264 - And watch your mouth. - (BOYS EXCLAIM) 657 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,664 This shit is depressing, man. 658 00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:17,374 Okay, enough. 659 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,710 (HORN PLAYING TUNE) 660 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,087 (ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE BY SCORPIONS PLAYING) 661 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:24,006 BOY: Positions! Line up! 662 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:28,385 Now, that's how the fuck you supposed to look 663 00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:30,471 when you come to a game. Just like that. 664 00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,098 You dress the part, you play the part. 665 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:34,767 Oh, my God. 666 00:24:43,234 --> 00:24:44,276 (SNIFFS) 667 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,195 Fuckin' Chip Collins. 668 00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:47,988 - Colonels! - (BOYS GRUNT) 669 00:24:50,241 --> 00:24:51,700 (BOYS SHOUTING) 670 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,267 BOY 2: Is that a freaking drill sergeant 671 00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:00,668 coaching the team, what the hell? 672 00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,544 CHIP: And what do men do? COLONELS: Dominate! 673 00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:03,629 And what do men do? 674 00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:04,713 Dominate! 675 00:25:04,797 --> 00:25:06,257 And what do men... 676 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,760 Hold on. Is that... 677 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:12,096 Oh, my Lord, Two-J's. 678 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:16,267 Wow! You look, uh, like a couch, man. 679 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:17,977 Is everything okay? 680 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,979 Are you living in this park here? 681 00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:22,398 I know they say that Black don't crack, but 682 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:24,900 I see some fractures in it right now. 683 00:25:24,984 --> 00:25:27,111 I don't live in this park. I'm here working, coaching. 684 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:29,363 - You're... You're coaching? - Yes. 685 00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:30,739 - Children? - Mm-hmm. 686 00:25:30,823 --> 00:25:32,408 Oh, the community service thing. 687 00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:34,451 'Cause you drive like Helen Keller. Gotcha. 688 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:35,869 - Fuck you, Chip. - Look, 689 00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:38,223 I know, me and you haven't seen eye to eye on everything. 690 00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:40,624 Okay, I've said some things. You've tweeted some things. 691 00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:43,335 But let's put that aside 692 00:25:43,419 --> 00:25:45,546 and focus on the real reason why we're here. 693 00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:46,755 And what's that? 694 00:25:47,298 --> 00:25:50,092 The positive PR we get from coaching peewee football. 695 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:54,013 (LAUGHING) 696 00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:56,265 Joking, man. I'm joking. 697 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,183 No, the kids, we're here to save the kids, 698 00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,269 you know, they'd be out there doing drive-bys 699 00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,032 or whatever else you guys do in Long Beach. 700 00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,355 We are here to be heroes. 701 00:26:03,439 --> 00:26:04,773 You're a hero. Okay? 702 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,234 Government enforced, but you're still a hero. 703 00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:08,569 I love you, man. 704 00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:10,237 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 705 00:26:10,321 --> 00:26:12,156 Stretch louder! 706 00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,575 Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch. 707 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,077 Get up, 708 00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:18,620 get dressed, get up and get to it. 709 00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:19,788 I don't got all day. 710 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,112 I did not come out here to lose 711 00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:22,541 to no bitch-ass Chip Collins. 712 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,102 Man, we got no shot at winning this thing. 713 00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,726 I mean, you see their team, they're huge. 714 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:26,837 I know, right? 715 00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:28,440 I heard they only recruit high-school dudes. 716 00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:30,341 I heard they lineman got a baby. 717 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:32,134 Man, who gives a fuck what they got? 718 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:34,553 Put y'all helmets on and don't fuckin' embarrass me. 719 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,513 Let's go, on the hop. Let's go! 720 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:38,807 WOMAN: Yeah, that's it! 721 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,369 COLONELS PLAYER: Hustle, hustle, hustle! 722 00:26:43,479 --> 00:26:45,314 COLONELS PLAYER 2: Be ready, guys, be ready! 723 00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:46,815 You are hungry. You are hungry. 724 00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:49,735 - (COLONELS SHOUT IN UNISON) - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 725 00:26:52,363 --> 00:26:53,822 Damn, he kicked the shit outta that. 726 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:55,324 TONY: I got it! 727 00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:57,951 PLAYER: Come on! Defense! 728 00:26:58,035 --> 00:26:59,328 - Ooh, shit. - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 729 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,413 Oh, come on, man. 730 00:27:01,497 --> 00:27:03,749 Booyah! That's what I'm talkin' about. 731 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:05,292 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Touchdown! 732 00:27:05,376 --> 00:27:06,543 Hell of a start there. 733 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:07,711 First play? 734 00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:10,089 Let's go! Oh, get some, little boy! 735 00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:12,508 CHIP: You should call an ambulance. 736 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:14,676 Two hundred points off that kid's SAT score. 737 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,969 - Guaranteed. - (GROANING) 738 00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:18,406 So, y'all don't know what the fuck "don't embarrass me" mean? 739 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:19,640 Damn! 740 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,558 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - GARY: Tre, Tre, Tre. 741 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,102 - Let's go, Tre. - Go, go, go. 742 00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:24,978 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 743 00:27:26,105 --> 00:27:27,265 - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) - Oh, damn! 744 00:27:27,815 --> 00:27:29,942 - (PLAYER GROANS) - Oh, sh... Oh! 745 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,652 Nice! Nice! 746 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,380 Do you have a knife wound in that shoulder? 747 00:27:33,404 --> 00:27:34,488 (PLAYER SHOUTS) 748 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:35,781 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 749 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:38,409 - Hey! - That was filthy, young man. 750 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:39,812 JAYCEN: Catch him! He's so little! 751 00:27:41,412 --> 00:27:42,579 Fuckin' scary, Rise. 752 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,123 We open. 753 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:45,749 God damn it, you wide open! 754 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,626 - Dang! - JAYCEN: Get that shit! 755 00:27:49,086 --> 00:27:50,129 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 756 00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:51,338 Get your ass up! Get up! 757 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:53,882 CHIP: Let's go, let's go, defense, markup! 758 00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:56,218 Great hands! Bravo! Keep it up. 759 00:27:57,928 --> 00:27:59,072 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Look at this shit. 760 00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:00,931 - (GRUNTS) - Whoo! 761 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,182 Coach, I'm gonna be honest. 762 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,546 I don't think I need this today. 763 00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:04,935 PLAYER: Aah! 764 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,020 - Sorry mothafuckers! - Sorry, Coach. 765 00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:08,480 God damn! 766 00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:10,190 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 767 00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:12,067 TRE: Huddle! Huddle up, damn it. Come on. 768 00:28:12,151 --> 00:28:13,318 TONY: What's the play? 769 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,946 The play is get outta my way and let me do my thing. 770 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,030 - Aight? - What? 771 00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:18,407 - Break! - Bro, what? 772 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,950 TRE: I'mma handle this on my own. 773 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:24,830 - Let's go, Tre. - TRE: Down, set, hut! 774 00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:27,040 (ENERGETIC HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 775 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,878 Ooh, shit! That little mothafucka go! 776 00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:32,021 - Tre. - Come on, come on, come on. 777 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:33,213 What's going on over here? 778 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:34,566 Hey, where's that defense? Stop him. 779 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:35,692 - Go, go, go. - TRE: Fuck you! 780 00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,301 - CHERISE: Yes! - Yes! 781 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:38,844 God damn! 782 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,263 CHIP: Hey, where's the defense? 783 00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:42,598 What's going on over here? 784 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,057 Yeah, yes, to the house, Tre. 785 00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,934 - (WHOOPS) Hell yeah! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 786 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:48,103 - Yes! - (BOTH GRUNT) 787 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:50,165 JAYCEN: Yes, sir! COLONELS PLAYER: Quit it. 788 00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:52,149 Hey, Cherise, you sure I ain't his daddy? 789 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:53,233 You wish. 790 00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:54,526 Carl. Call that, Carl. 791 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:55,986 I got a personal foul. 792 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:57,905 Facemask on the offense. 793 00:28:57,988 --> 00:28:59,114 Thank you, Carl. 794 00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:00,558 - CARL: 15-yard penalty. - Come on! 795 00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,826 - Replay third down. - Ref, are you blind? 796 00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,453 It's okay, Tre. It's okay. 797 00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:06,788 I got unsportsmanlike conduct. 798 00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:08,392 - Oh, come on. - CARL: 15-yard penalty. 799 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,334 - I mean... - CHIP: Great job, Carl. 800 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,377 Sometimes the ref is the MVP. 801 00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:15,214 Bro got a Mickey Mouse voice. 802 00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:16,774 COLONELS PLAYER: (CHUCKLES) Fifty bucks, he hasn't even 803 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,800 - dropped his balls yet. - (PLAYERS CHUCKLE) 804 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:20,177 TRE: Drop this! 805 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:22,638 - (CLAMORING) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 806 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:23,805 CHERISE: Hey! 807 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:25,140 What the fuck is you all doing? 808 00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:26,517 CHIP: Hey! What is going on 809 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,726 - over here? - TONY: Fight! 810 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,895 All right. See, that's what happens 811 00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:31,480 when you get Two-J's. Great job. 812 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:32,749 - Fuck! - GARY: I need my inhaler. 813 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:33,982 ESA: Gary! 814 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:36,401 CHIP: Absolute abomination. Okay? 815 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,861 But Two-J's got 'em doin' 816 00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:39,422 the same thing that they would be doing 817 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,782 on the block right here on the field. 818 00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:43,033 You a bitch, Chip! 819 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:44,761 That's it, that's it. I'm calling the game. 820 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,703 Oh, come on, ref! Nobody even fuckin' bleed! 821 00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:48,705 That ain't the... (SCREAMS) 822 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:50,791 - God damn! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 823 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:53,126 (SCREAMING AND SOBBING) 824 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,128 Fuck! 825 00:29:56,213 --> 00:29:59,341 Great job out there. I know, tough circumstances. 826 00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,385 This is why you can't have 827 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:04,721 an egotistical maniac coaching peewee football. 828 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:07,140 "Hashtag, worst role model ever." 829 00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:10,310 CHIP: Be very careful with Two-J's. 830 00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:12,437 Guy's got gonorrhea again. Don't touch him, 831 00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:14,361 - no hugging. All right? - REFEREE: Definitely. 832 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,403 Well, congratulations, you little assholes. 833 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:20,838 Got me looking like a straight mark 834 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,114 in front of the whole Internet. 835 00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:23,717 DWAYNE: Bruh, they ain't even had beef! 836 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:25,784 Man, I'm out this bitch. 837 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,411 - Excuse me? - I'm done listening 838 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,204 to some washed-up loser, has-been coach. 839 00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:30,431 Fuck you say to me, little nigga? 840 00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:31,615 - Jaycen! - TRE: You heard me. 841 00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:32,916 Go, go wait by the car. 842 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,294 Kid got a real fuckin' attitude problem. 843 00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:37,546 What the fuck is wrong with you? 844 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:40,090 These little kids already have the world bringing them down, 845 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:41,453 they don't need you doing it too. 846 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,803 You really think you're better than everyone else 847 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,613 because you played for a professional sports team 848 00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:46,847 over two decades ago? 849 00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:48,682 It's like ever since you made 850 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,475 that stupid Hail Mary catch in high school, 851 00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:52,185 you've turned your back on everybody 852 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:53,604 who ever helped you. Fuck you. 853 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:55,355 Helped me? Shit. 854 00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:57,024 Ain't nobody help me! 855 00:30:57,107 --> 00:30:59,651 I'm Jaycen Jennings. I don't owe nobody shit. 856 00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,612 I'm self-made! 857 00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:21,089 (FAINT CROWD CHEERING) 858 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:25,344 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 859 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,015 - COACH: Man. - Man, I love you, Coach. 860 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:31,178 COACH: I love you too, son. 861 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:32,893 Way to go, superstar. 862 00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,478 - We did it. - We did it. 863 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:35,771 You did it. 864 00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,359 Jaycen? 865 00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:43,570 What up, Coach Feis? 866 00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:46,365 Jaycen-goddamn-Jennings. 867 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:49,534 Oh, man, good to see you, kid. It's been way too long. 868 00:31:49,618 --> 00:31:51,453 Yeah, it has been a minute, right? 869 00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:53,497 It's been... 20 years, Jaycen. 870 00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:56,375 Jaycen? What happened to "superstar," Coach? 871 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,751 What's that? 872 00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,294 Coach, you used to call me superstar. 873 00:31:59,836 --> 00:32:00,879 Did I? Hmm. 874 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,339 Coach, are you okay? 875 00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:04,102 Yeah, I'm all right. What's wrong with you? 876 00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:07,552 Get your ass in here, why would I call you superstar? 877 00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:09,280 What's all those F's on your tracksuit for? 878 00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,556 - Reminds me of my report card. - (COACH FEIS CHUCKLES) 879 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:21,817 God damn, Coach, 880 00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:25,445 this shit is exactly the way it was when I was here. 881 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:27,256 Coach, you ain't never really thought 882 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,157 about, like, upgrading your shit? 883 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:30,826 No. 884 00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:31,910 Like your TV. 885 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:34,037 This is a Zenith. The desk. 886 00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:35,414 This raggedy-ass couch. 887 00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:36,748 I love that couch. 888 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,192 Come on, Coach, I used to cut class 889 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,835 and take naps on that couch right there. 890 00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:41,002 Look at it now. 891 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:43,630 Duct tape on it, books holding up as a leg, 892 00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:44,840 the shit is a mess. 893 00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:46,925 You know what I think, Coach? 894 00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:49,761 I think I should make a phone call to Italy 2000 895 00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:51,596 and get you a brand-new couch up in here. 896 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,889 (CHUCKLES) 897 00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,117 Get you spooned and groomed one time. 898 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:55,308 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 899 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,994 No, no, forget about that. What about you? 900 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,578 What you been up to these past 20 years? 901 00:32:58,603 --> 00:32:59,604 Shit. 902 00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:01,815 Honestly, I'm here 903 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:03,543 because I don't know what the fuck I'm doin'. 904 00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:04,568 (SCOFFS) 905 00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:06,319 That I see. 906 00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:08,697 "I see"? Come on, Coach. 907 00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:11,032 Now, you know, you the only role model in my life. 908 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,344 Do you remember what you were like 909 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,453 when you showed up here 910 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:16,830 first practice of freshman year? 911 00:33:16,913 --> 00:33:18,874 I don't know, like a baller from the jump, 912 00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:20,125 a diamond in the rough? 913 00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:22,085 Man, you were a pain in the ass. 914 00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:23,479 Come on, Coach, see, that kinda talk 915 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:24,605 with you just dragging me like that, 916 00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:25,869 how am I gonna buy you a couch? 917 00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:27,442 You know what, Jaycen, I appreciate it, 918 00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:29,068 but you know what, get off my couch, man. Fuck. 919 00:33:29,092 --> 00:33:30,302 Hundreds of my players 920 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:31,612 have sat on that couch right there, 921 00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:32,846 and they've come in here 922 00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:34,490 and they've talked to me about their lives 923 00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:35,974 and their dreams and their goals. 924 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,518 And you know better than anyone 925 00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:39,936 that kids from this area, 926 00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:42,397 they're underdogs in the world. 927 00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:45,734 They grow up with not one advantage in life. 928 00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:47,986 And sometimes, that door being open, 929 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,197 and that old couch right there, 930 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,616 might've been the only safe haven that those kids had. 931 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:54,719 So, when you come and talk to me 932 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,578 about buying me a new couch, yeah, 933 00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,079 all right, maybe I need a new couch, 934 00:33:58,163 --> 00:33:59,998 because that one's getting a little worn out. 935 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:03,627 But, to me, I'd prefer to give that couch a little TLC. 936 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,504 - Just a little love. - Oh, shit! 937 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,547 Oh, shit! 938 00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:11,343 You Jedi mind-tricking mothafucka, you, Coach. 939 00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:12,511 I got it! 940 00:34:12,594 --> 00:34:14,262 You tellin' me that just because 941 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:15,806 the kids that I'm coachin', 942 00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:19,059 they may be raggedy and rough around the edges and shit... 943 00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:20,685 Wait a minute, man, you're coaching? 944 00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,146 But they require TLC. 945 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:26,233 And if I provide TLC, they can be just as good 946 00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:27,651 as any team that's out there, 947 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:29,820 and that is the key 948 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:32,030 to becomin' a mothafuckin' role model. 949 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:33,740 I get you. I got you. 950 00:34:33,824 --> 00:34:36,034 You the Gandhi of this mothafuckin' coaching shit. 951 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:38,161 That's all I needed, inspiration. I'm out. 952 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:40,372 (DOOR CLOSES) 953 00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:42,582 THC is some shit. Wow. 954 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:44,060 - (WOMAN SCREAMS) - (ENGINE ROARING) 955 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,085 MAN: Crazy! 956 00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:46,753 (TIRES SQUEALING) 957 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:53,705 BOY 1: He shouldn't even be here. 958 00:34:55,846 --> 00:34:57,573 BOY 2: I don't want nothing to do with this guy. 959 00:34:57,597 --> 00:34:58,640 This guy sucks. 960 00:35:00,392 --> 00:35:01,560 Wassup, wassup? 961 00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:06,022 Oh, I see y'all little angry about my tardiness. 962 00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,692 Had that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach 963 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,068 of being abandoned again? 964 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,862 - DWAYNE: Yeah. - Well, good. 965 00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:14,698 That's just the way I want you little assholes to feel. 966 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,259 BOY 3: Okay, what? JAYCEN: Now, when I first 967 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:18,201 started coaching this team, 968 00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:20,245 I ain't believe in none of y'all. 969 00:35:20,328 --> 00:35:21,705 Not even a li'l bit. 970 00:35:22,205 --> 00:35:25,584 Until I got Jedi mind-tricked into realizing 971 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,627 that I underestimated y'all. 972 00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:29,337 Same way niggas did me. 973 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:32,215 - (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS) - See, we the same. 974 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:33,508 We underdogs. 975 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:35,635 The dog underneath the dog 976 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,596 that's always getting pissed and shitted on. 977 00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:39,657 - Where's he getting at? - But today, 978 00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:41,391 I'm done pissing and shitting on you kids. 979 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:43,509 Now, when I look at y'all now, 980 00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:46,855 I don't see a bunch of assholes. 981 00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:49,649 I see me, in every last one of y'all. 982 00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:52,211 It ain't no limits to what y'all can do 983 00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:54,654 with Jaycen Jennings on the sideline, 984 00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:57,532 coaching and actually givin' a fuck. 985 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:00,812 BOY 4: Don't know what that means. 986 00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:03,246 That's it? (SCOFFS) 987 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:04,456 That's your big speech? 988 00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:06,249 So, you're just gonna 989 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,293 stop peeing and pooping all over us now? 990 00:36:09,252 --> 00:36:11,796 Because you remember that you were an underdog? 991 00:36:12,797 --> 00:36:14,925 Well, couldn't have said it better myself. 992 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:16,426 Corny as hell. 993 00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:17,945 All right now, get your asses up, let's warm up. 994 00:36:17,969 --> 00:36:19,012 Let's go. 995 00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:20,889 What y'all sitting around for? Let's go! 996 00:36:20,972 --> 00:36:22,307 Yeah, little mothafuckers. 997 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:23,710 - Warm up. - TONY: Who's that guy? 998 00:36:23,975 --> 00:36:25,995 When Coach say, "Warm up," warm this mothafucker up! 999 00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:27,437 Let's go, I'll pump that pistol 1000 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,040 - up in here. Come on, get it. - BOYS: Go, go. 1001 00:36:29,064 --> 00:36:30,565 Get it. You think it's a game? 1002 00:36:30,649 --> 00:36:33,193 Boy, I'll lay your ass down right up in here, right now. 1003 00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:36,613 I will clear this whole mothafuckin' field out. 1004 00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:38,323 - DWAYNE: Go, go, go, go. - Kareem? 1005 00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:40,367 Hey, what's up, Cherise, baby? 1006 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,786 Kareem, the fuck is you doin' here, man? 1007 00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:44,847 Hey, I know you say you ain't want me up here coaching 1008 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,331 on a official capacity. 1009 00:36:46,414 --> 00:36:47,499 But you know what I mean? 1010 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:49,101 I'm over here lingering in the periphial. 1011 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:50,377 You feel me, cuz. 1012 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,812 You hear me, I just wanted to come up here 1013 00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:53,171 and drop a few of them little gems 1014 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:54,839 on the knowledge that I have 1015 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:56,216 of the game. Hold up a minute. 1016 00:36:56,299 --> 00:36:57,926 Man, you look like you got a Pamper on! 1017 00:36:58,009 --> 00:36:59,302 Pick that shit up! 1018 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:01,096 This how you gotta talk to 'em. 1019 00:37:01,179 --> 00:37:03,264 Hey, Cherise, are you single, baby? 1020 00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:04,557 - (CHUCKLES) - CHERISE: Oh. 1021 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:06,351 - KAREEM: Oh, man. - (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 1022 00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:09,104 Nah, I'm just kidding, I know my man, J, tryna smash. 1023 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,523 Check it out. 1024 00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:13,233 This book right here 1025 00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:15,360 gonna have y'all running schemes like a pro. 1026 00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:17,404 Yo, you don't got no trick plays up in here? 1027 00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:19,614 We don't need no goddamn trick plays. 1028 00:37:19,698 --> 00:37:20,949 But they're so fun. 1029 00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:22,426 Trick plays are dope as fuck though. 1030 00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,661 KAREEM: I like trick plays. I really do, 1031 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:26,162 I love 'em. I love trick plays. 1032 00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:28,081 JAYCEN: Man, how the fuck you get a playbook? 1033 00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:30,250 I'm just saying, ain't no tables of contents 1034 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,293 - or nothing up in here, babe. - Anyway, 1035 00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:34,462 this book right here took your boy, 1036 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:38,174 Jaycen Jennings, to superstar, legendary status. 1037 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,885 You mean a washed-up loser coaching peewee in Long Beach? 1038 00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:42,303 Nah, I'm talking about the nigga 1039 00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:44,347 that had your momma before she had you. 1040 00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:45,807 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 1041 00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:47,225 Now learn the goddamn playbook 1042 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,703 - and quit playin' so much. - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1043 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:50,437 TRE: Hut. TONY: Go. 1044 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,896 - (TONY GRUNTS) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1045 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,690 JAYCEN: Again. Till we get it right. 1046 00:37:54,232 --> 00:37:55,692 We not movin' on to the next play 1047 00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:56,919 till y'all get this shit right. 1048 00:37:56,943 --> 00:37:58,194 TRE: Hut. 1049 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:00,113 (BOYS GRUNTING) 1050 00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:01,322 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1051 00:38:01,406 --> 00:38:02,466 - God damn it, Tony. - TRE: Hut. 1052 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:03,825 (BOYS GRUNT) 1053 00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:05,285 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1054 00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:06,786 JAYCEN: Hand me that football. 1055 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:08,038 BOY: Oh, man. 1056 00:38:08,371 --> 00:38:10,123 Hey, dawg, you ever touched a titty before? 1057 00:38:10,206 --> 00:38:11,666 - (TRE CHUCKLES) - What? 1058 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,519 A titty. Have you ever touched a titty before... 1059 00:38:13,543 --> 00:38:14,586 - (BOYS LAUGH) - Be quiet. 1060 00:38:14,669 --> 00:38:15,962 You ever touch a titty before? 1061 00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:17,130 Man, of course I have. 1062 00:38:17,213 --> 00:38:19,257 So many titties, all sizes. 1063 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,717 A, triple A, double D. 1064 00:38:21,551 --> 00:38:22,903 TRE: Man ain't never touched no titty. 1065 00:38:22,927 --> 00:38:24,429 Those are battery sizes. 1066 00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:25,722 Man, yes, I have. 1067 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:27,450 Don't project your lack of titty touching onto me. 1068 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:28,850 Come here, man, let me talk to you. 1069 00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:31,936 Look, this ball right here. 1070 00:38:32,604 --> 00:38:33,646 That's your titty. 1071 00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:34,856 You gotta hold it tight. 1072 00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:36,441 'Cause everybody wants your titty. 1073 00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:38,109 Do I have consent of touching the titty? 1074 00:38:38,193 --> 00:38:39,360 What you just say? 1075 00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:40,588 I'm not just gonna touch a titty 1076 00:38:40,612 --> 00:38:41,852 if it doesn't wanna be touched. 1077 00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:43,758 DWAYNE: Touching titties without consent 1078 00:38:43,782 --> 00:38:46,076 got my cousin 30 days in the county. 1079 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,202 Oh, that's nice. 1080 00:38:47,577 --> 00:38:48,971 - Get your ass outta here. - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) 1081 00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,455 You got my consent, okay? 1082 00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:51,539 Nice! 1083 00:38:51,956 --> 00:38:53,249 Let's run it again. Let's run it. 1084 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:57,212 Hey, I like the titty thang, keep the titty thang, cuz. 1085 00:38:57,921 --> 00:38:59,506 - Fuck up. - Keep that titty thang, cuz. 1086 00:38:59,589 --> 00:39:01,734 Back in it. Back on line. Come on, y'all, run it again. 1087 00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:02,759 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1088 00:39:03,676 --> 00:39:05,804 The things you do in practice, you'll do in the game. 1089 00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:07,472 If you're sorry at practice, 1090 00:39:07,555 --> 00:39:09,224 you're gonna be sorry in the game. 1091 00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:10,683 Let's go, on the hop. 1092 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:12,977 - (GRUNTS) - The fuck was that? 1093 00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:14,104 Come on, get it right. 1094 00:39:14,187 --> 00:39:15,480 - Yo! - JAYCEN: Get it together. 1095 00:39:15,563 --> 00:39:17,565 - One more time. Again. - (GRUNTS) 1096 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,109 - God damn it. - KAREEM: Oh! 1097 00:39:19,192 --> 00:39:20,652 JAYCEN: No butter finger anymore. 1098 00:39:20,735 --> 00:39:22,153 - Ooh! - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1099 00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:23,321 - (GRUNTS) - KAREEM: Oh! 1100 00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:24,906 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - What the fuck? 1101 00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:27,283 That's why I can't stand your little ass. 1102 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,035 - Hey! - JAYCEN: Come on, defense. 1103 00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:30,387 Make it look like something, let's go! 1104 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,412 TRE: Hut. 1105 00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:32,705 (BOYS GRUNT) 1106 00:39:32,789 --> 00:39:34,374 - KAREEM: Oh! - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1107 00:39:34,457 --> 00:39:36,584 Little mothafucker came outta nowhere like a ghost. 1108 00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:38,211 - Yeah! - JAYCEN: See right there? 1109 00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:39,563 Everybody on the team need to be hitting 1110 00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:41,297 like this right here. 1111 00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,299 Hey, your new name is Ghost. 1112 00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:45,176 I see you in there. 1113 00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:47,488 Little homie, let me talk to you, come here. 1114 00:39:47,512 --> 00:39:49,430 Let's huddle up, little mothafuckers. 1115 00:39:49,514 --> 00:39:51,224 Look, you can't be the tiniest mothafucker 1116 00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:53,476 on the team and the softest, man. 1117 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,103 Quick question, real quick. 1118 00:39:55,186 --> 00:39:56,831 Who's your favorite character on Game of Thrones? 1119 00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:58,273 Wait, what? 1120 00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:00,275 Do you like the midget who drinks the wine? 1121 00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:02,235 The tall blonde with the sword? 1122 00:40:02,318 --> 00:40:03,987 Or the sister-fucker with the iron hand? 1123 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:05,405 Oh, my God! 1124 00:40:05,488 --> 00:40:07,088 - Coach, you're a fan... - Uh-uh-uh-uh... 1125 00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:09,993 Shut the fuck up. It's between me and you. 1126 00:40:10,076 --> 00:40:12,495 Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. 1127 00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:14,789 I feel like I've always had a thing for the dragons. 1128 00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:16,124 So, I guess Drogon. 1129 00:40:16,207 --> 00:40:17,917 Yeah, definitely Drogon. 1130 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:19,521 He's so badass and everyone's afraid... 1131 00:40:19,878 --> 00:40:21,438 That's what I'm looking for right there. 1132 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,742 You take that spirit to the field 1133 00:40:22,797 --> 00:40:24,132 and you go full-on Drogon. 1134 00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:25,901 I want you flying around and burning up shit, 1135 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:28,261 and make 'em respect your fire-breathing dragon ass. 1136 00:40:28,344 --> 00:40:31,014 - You hear me? - Yes, Coach! (ROARS) 1137 00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:34,017 I don't know what kinda inspirational bullshit 1138 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,602 y'all working on over there, 1139 00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:38,188 but his goofy, nerdy ass gonna always be a bitch. 1140 00:40:38,271 --> 00:40:39,814 Tre, I'm fuckin' you up. 1141 00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:41,292 - Come on, run it. Run it. - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1142 00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:43,151 Hey, pick it up, you little fat mothafucker, 1143 00:40:43,234 --> 00:40:44,235 pick it up! 1144 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:45,486 Damn. 1145 00:40:45,570 --> 00:40:47,322 - You not going pro. - (BOYS GROANING) 1146 00:40:47,405 --> 00:40:48,698 Right now you sorry. 1147 00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:51,743 I'm sorry I'm coaching you sorry mothafuckers. Let's go. 1148 00:40:53,203 --> 00:40:55,079 (WHISTLE BLOWS) If the ball hits your hand, 1149 00:40:55,163 --> 00:40:57,248 you're supposed to pick it up. Y'all know the rule. 1150 00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:58,458 Yell bingo on the pick. 1151 00:40:58,541 --> 00:40:59,959 - TRE: Go! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1152 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:01,628 JAYCEN: Oh, pick that up. KAREEM: Oh! 1153 00:41:01,711 --> 00:41:03,522 JAYCEN: (BLOWS WHISTLE) God damn it, sticky fingers. 1154 00:41:03,546 --> 00:41:05,089 Run it one more time. Let me see 1155 00:41:05,173 --> 00:41:06,859 if this mothafucker can get it right. Let's go. 1156 00:41:06,883 --> 00:41:08,760 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Let's make a play, pretty boy. 1157 00:41:08,843 --> 00:41:09,987 KAREEM: Come on, what the fuck is that? 1158 00:41:10,011 --> 00:41:11,512 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Hey, pretty boy! 1159 00:41:11,596 --> 00:41:12,722 - You! - DWAYNE: Me? 1160 00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:13,890 Bring your ass over here! 1161 00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,476 You missing pass after pass, 1162 00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:17,977 you got on all this sweet-ass shit. 1163 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,354 KAREEM: I dig this. 1164 00:41:19,437 --> 00:41:21,189 You know what, every time you fuck up, 1165 00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:23,191 we taking off some of that swag you got on. 1166 00:41:23,274 --> 00:41:24,567 And come to think of it, 1167 00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:26,319 you always talkin' that knockoff shit, 1168 00:41:26,402 --> 00:41:27,796 but you the only mothafucker out here wearing fake shit. 1169 00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:28,947 - Me? - JAYCEN: Yeah, you. 1170 00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:30,132 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 1171 00:41:30,156 --> 00:41:31,491 Well, we know what 1172 00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:32,635 - you talkin' about. Yeah! - Hey, hey, quit playin'. 1173 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:33,802 Nah, ain't no "quit playin'." 1174 00:41:33,826 --> 00:41:35,054 The next time you come out here 1175 00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:36,621 acting like a fake-ass rapper, 1176 00:41:36,704 --> 00:41:38,790 and you can't back it up out on the field, 1177 00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,593 we gonna kick your little ass off the field. 1178 00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:42,102 - Ain't that right, Coach J? - That's a fact. 1179 00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:43,562 You outta here. Now get on over there, man. 1180 00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:44,796 DWAYNE: Damn! 1181 00:41:44,879 --> 00:41:46,599 Stop acting like you got a album coming out! 1182 00:41:47,006 --> 00:41:48,341 JAYCEN: Bingo. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1183 00:41:48,424 --> 00:41:49,902 - (KAREEM GROANS) - Come here, something else. 1184 00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:51,886 - Bring that shit to me. - KAREEM: Run it, run it. 1185 00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:53,197 JAYCEN: Took a long time putting this shit on, 1186 00:41:53,221 --> 00:41:54,347 now take it off. 1187 00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:56,242 There it go, right in your hands. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1188 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:57,952 Bring your sorry ass over here. I need the wristband. 1189 00:41:57,976 --> 00:41:59,256 KAREEM: Come on, whip out of 'em. 1190 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,746 JAYCEN: It gonna look good on me. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1191 00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:01,970 Uh-uh, he needs something too, 1192 00:42:02,230 --> 00:42:03,666 he wanna go to the club, give me that armband. 1193 00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:05,483 KAREEM: You gonna learn today. Thank you. 1194 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,485 JAYCEN: (BLOWS WHISTLE) Take the helmet off, 1195 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,112 I want that durag. Take it off. 1196 00:42:09,195 --> 00:42:10,506 KAREEM: We just here to take it, baby. 1197 00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:11,632 JAYCEN: Keep fuckin' up, you're gonna be 1198 00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:13,016 - naked out here. - (DWAYNE GRUNTS) 1199 00:42:13,449 --> 00:42:14,969 I'mma take them beads out his mothafuckin' head next time. 1200 00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:17,495 Let's go. With your Stevie-Wonder-looking ass. 1201 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,247 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1202 00:42:21,124 --> 00:42:22,250 Hey! 1203 00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:23,710 - Jaycen. - What up? 1204 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:26,379 A few of the kids need a ride home. 1205 00:42:26,462 --> 00:42:28,923 Any way I can trust you to get them home safely? 1206 00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:31,175 No fucking way. I'm not finna 1207 00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:32,736 have those little dirty-ass booger eaters 1208 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,429 fuckin' up my midnight black leather. 1209 00:42:34,512 --> 00:42:36,347 Jaycen, I have to go to work. 1210 00:42:36,431 --> 00:42:38,891 And your players need their coach 1211 00:42:38,975 --> 00:42:40,268 to give them a ride home. 1212 00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:42,228 Can you do that, 1213 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:43,313 Coach? 1214 00:42:43,896 --> 00:42:46,399 Sure. Anything for the children. 1215 00:42:47,859 --> 00:42:50,320 Fuck that leather. It's only cow, right? 1216 00:42:51,237 --> 00:42:52,322 Yep. 1217 00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:53,406 Yep. 1218 00:42:53,865 --> 00:42:55,783 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA PLAYING) 1219 00:42:57,577 --> 00:43:00,121 You got this grandpa black interior? 1220 00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:02,290 - This shit is trash. - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) 1221 00:43:02,373 --> 00:43:04,625 Yo, Coach, you dropping me off first, right? 1222 00:43:04,709 --> 00:43:05,752 I gotta piss. 1223 00:43:05,835 --> 00:43:07,295 Nah, forget that. Hold it. 1224 00:43:07,378 --> 00:43:08,379 I can't. 1225 00:43:09,088 --> 00:43:11,382 'Cause you got a little-ass dick. 1226 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:13,026 Hey! What's that gotta do with anything? 1227 00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:15,446 The bigger your dick, the longer you can hold it. 1228 00:43:15,470 --> 00:43:16,804 DWAYNE: That makes sense to me. 1229 00:43:16,888 --> 00:43:19,307 I'm pretty sure that's not how penises work. 1230 00:43:19,390 --> 00:43:21,225 Hey, hey, hey, enough with that shit, man. 1231 00:43:21,309 --> 00:43:23,162 That's all y'all wanna talk about is dicks and shit. 1232 00:43:23,186 --> 00:43:24,937 Shut the fuck up and talk about some girls 1233 00:43:25,021 --> 00:43:26,564 or fuckin' cartoons or something. 1234 00:43:27,732 --> 00:43:28,858 Little dick say what? 1235 00:43:28,941 --> 00:43:30,818 - What? - You said what. 1236 00:43:30,902 --> 00:43:33,196 - (BOYS EXCLAIMING) - We got him. 1237 00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:34,548 DWAYNE: That's the oldest trick in the book. 1238 00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:35,823 TRE: Okay. 1239 00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:38,201 With your Squid Game lookin' ass. (BOYS LAUGH) 1240 00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:39,535 All right, see you later, Tony. 1241 00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:40,721 TONY: See you, guys. TRE: Bye, Tony. 1242 00:43:40,745 --> 00:43:42,163 - GARY: See ya. - Hey, Tony. 1243 00:43:42,246 --> 00:43:43,807 You're gonna just leave your shit in my car? 1244 00:43:43,831 --> 00:43:45,917 Uh, I'll just pick it up from you next practice. 1245 00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:47,686 - (DWAYNE CHUCKLES) - See you, Coach. 1246 00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:49,146 - (DOOR CLOSES) - What was that about? 1247 00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:51,172 His parents think he at Mathletes practice. 1248 00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:52,632 What the fuck is a Mathlete? 1249 00:43:52,715 --> 00:43:54,884 Only the coolest after-school club 1250 00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:57,303 with the cleverest play on words ever. 1251 00:43:58,721 --> 00:44:00,098 I hate you so much. 1252 00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:02,725 GARY: Hate the player. Wait, no. Hate the game. 1253 00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:03,994 JAYCEN: Hate the player, not the game. 1254 00:44:04,018 --> 00:44:05,686 TRE: Not the game. (CHUCKLES) 1255 00:44:05,770 --> 00:44:07,650 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA CONTINUES PLAYING) 1256 00:44:08,439 --> 00:44:11,234 DWAYNE: Thanks for the ride. Hey, it's cool right here. 1257 00:44:11,317 --> 00:44:13,277 My house is, like, right down the street. 1258 00:44:13,778 --> 00:44:15,255 Come on, Dwayne, it's raining outside. 1259 00:44:15,279 --> 00:44:16,673 I can't leave you out here like that. 1260 00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:17,907 Nah, nah, it's cool. 1261 00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:20,118 I'mma just, um, pop up in there 1262 00:44:20,201 --> 00:44:21,828 and cop me some kickstarter cleat. 1263 00:44:23,246 --> 00:44:24,247 Okay. 1264 00:44:25,123 --> 00:44:27,291 All right. You get that. 1265 00:44:31,295 --> 00:44:32,588 (DOOR CLOSES) 1266 00:44:32,672 --> 00:44:34,340 (CHUCKLES) 1267 00:44:34,424 --> 00:44:36,110 (BLESSED BY SHENSEEA AND TYGA CONTINUES PLAYING) 1268 00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:37,861 And we lit tonight, don't worry 'bout tomorrow 1269 00:44:37,885 --> 00:44:39,929 When she with me, she feel like she hit the lotto 1270 00:44:40,012 --> 00:44:41,973 And when I walk out, the tings, they gon' follow 1271 00:44:42,056 --> 00:44:43,349 - Bitch, I'm the - Best 1272 00:44:43,433 --> 00:44:46,436 Best, best, best, best, best, best 1273 00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:49,147 Way too blessed, blessed, blessed, blessed 1274 00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:50,815 Blessed, blessed, blessed 1275 00:44:50,898 --> 00:44:52,191 Bitch, I'm the best 1276 00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:54,902 Best, best, best, best, best, best 1277 00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:56,446 Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat, ah! 1278 00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:57,572 JAYCEN: All right, y'all. 1279 00:44:58,322 --> 00:44:59,699 You got pro caliber plays. 1280 00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:02,410 A hell of a coach/role model. 1281 00:45:02,493 --> 00:45:04,287 (CHUCKLES) And now... 1282 00:45:05,830 --> 00:45:06,998 you got these. 1283 00:45:07,373 --> 00:45:08,767 - DWAYNE: Hey, that's crazy! - (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 1284 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:11,461 - GARY: Look at those helmets. - Whoa! 1285 00:45:13,045 --> 00:45:15,339 Yeah, $10,000 jerseys for y'all. 1286 00:45:15,423 --> 00:45:16,757 Are you tryna buy us off now? 1287 00:45:17,884 --> 00:45:19,724 - Shit, I ain't mad at it. - JAYCEN: Thank you. 1288 00:45:20,052 --> 00:45:21,053 Drogon. 1289 00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:23,097 - BOY: Ooh! - House of Dragons style. 1290 00:45:23,181 --> 00:45:24,640 - No way! - JAYCEN: Pretty boy. 1291 00:45:25,183 --> 00:45:26,392 Now you look the part 1292 00:45:26,476 --> 00:45:27,703 - and you can play the part. - Okay. 1293 00:45:27,727 --> 00:45:28,978 My favorite, Titties. 1294 00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:32,356 - (ALL CHUCKLING) - The mysterious Ghost. 1295 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,525 And this one for you, Superstar. 1296 00:45:35,109 --> 00:45:36,736 And let's see who else we got. 1297 00:45:37,361 --> 00:45:40,698 So, is there a reason why the word "Underdoggs" 1298 00:45:40,781 --> 00:45:42,366 has two Gs in it? 1299 00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:43,451 Two Gs? 1300 00:45:43,743 --> 00:45:44,994 KAREEM: Yeah! 1301 00:45:45,077 --> 00:45:46,388 - I got the two Gs right here. - (DOGS BARKING) 1302 00:45:46,412 --> 00:45:47,652 - TONY: Shit! - (BOYS CLAMORING) 1303 00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:52,251 - Meet Killa and Skrilla! - (BARKING) 1304 00:45:52,335 --> 00:45:54,670 Two dogs for two Gs. You get it? 1305 00:45:54,754 --> 00:45:56,464 Kareem, what the fuck is you doing? 1306 00:45:56,547 --> 00:45:57,798 I found 'em chained up 1307 00:45:57,882 --> 00:45:59,467 in the back of the Wienerschnitzel. 1308 00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:00,885 Get these fuckin' dogs outta here, 1309 00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:01,969 I'm tryna coach football. 1310 00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:03,763 The dogs like football too. 1311 00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:05,723 - (DOG BARKS, GROWLS) - Man, have a heart. 1312 00:46:05,806 --> 00:46:07,366 (CHAMPION BY BOOK & HAVIAH MIGHTY PLAYS) 1313 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,894 I'm a Champion all day, born this way, what about you? 1314 00:46:09,977 --> 00:46:12,939 I'm a Champion all day, born this way, what about you? 1315 00:46:13,022 --> 00:46:16,275 I'm a Champion all day, born this way, what about you? 1316 00:46:16,984 --> 00:46:19,529 JAYCEN: Mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about. 1317 00:46:19,612 --> 00:46:21,072 Look the part, you play the part. 1318 00:46:21,155 --> 00:46:23,074 The way y'all look right now, I see no excuse 1319 00:46:23,157 --> 00:46:24,637 for the Underdoggs not to go out there 1320 00:46:24,742 --> 00:46:26,428 and get our first mothafuckin' win of the season. 1321 00:46:26,452 --> 00:46:28,496 BOYS: Yeah! Yeah! 1322 00:46:28,579 --> 00:46:31,082 Let's go. Underdoggs, on me, "Underdoggs" on three. One... 1323 00:46:31,165 --> 00:46:32,625 Let's just get that shit over with. 1324 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,544 Damn, I'mma have to carry your asses anyway. 1325 00:46:34,627 --> 00:46:36,337 - (BOYS PROTESTING) - GARY: Hater. 1326 00:46:36,879 --> 00:46:38,506 (CROWD APPLAUDS) 1327 00:46:39,131 --> 00:46:40,341 KAREEM: Let's make a play. 1328 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,969 Do you understand what you got goin' on here? 1329 00:46:43,594 --> 00:46:45,304 - We are fuckin' losers. - Hey! 1330 00:46:45,388 --> 00:46:46,389 KAREEM: Losers. TRE: Hut! 1331 00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:49,767 - Get it off! Get it off! - TONY: Here! 1332 00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:51,227 JAYCEN: Get it off! Let it go! 1333 00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:54,355 - What are you doing? - BOTH: Throw the ball! 1334 00:46:54,438 --> 00:46:56,607 Stop being a fuckin' hotdog, throw the ball. 1335 00:46:56,691 --> 00:46:58,359 - (PLAYERS GRUNT) - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1336 00:46:58,442 --> 00:46:59,670 KAREEM: What the hell's wrong with you? 1337 00:46:59,694 --> 00:47:01,362 Your daddy should've pulled out. 1338 00:47:01,445 --> 00:47:02,572 - Coach, come on. - TRE: Hut. 1339 00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:04,156 JAYCEN: Yo, make the play, Gary. 1340 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,676 - (GARY SCREAMS) - KAREEM: What you doing? 1341 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,159 - What you doing? - God damn it! 1342 00:47:07,243 --> 00:47:08,327 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 1343 00:47:08,411 --> 00:47:10,204 Oh, my God! He did it again. 1344 00:47:10,746 --> 00:47:12,306 TONY: Here! Here! JAYCEN: Hit that shit. 1345 00:47:12,582 --> 00:47:13,791 TONY: Throw the ball! 1346 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,418 JAYCEN: Give him the ball, Tre. 1347 00:47:15,501 --> 00:47:17,628 - Throw the goddamn ball! - KAREEM: Oh, man! 1348 00:47:17,712 --> 00:47:20,089 You're a hardheaded-ass quarterback. 1349 00:47:20,172 --> 00:47:21,632 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1350 00:47:21,716 --> 00:47:23,509 - Let's go, baby. - Hey! 1351 00:47:23,593 --> 00:47:25,511 Come on, little asshole. Run the goddamn play. 1352 00:47:25,595 --> 00:47:26,596 TRE: Set. 1353 00:47:27,805 --> 00:47:29,015 Hut! 1354 00:47:29,765 --> 00:47:32,184 Tony, hit that shit. God damn! 1355 00:47:32,268 --> 00:47:33,853 What the fuck is you doing, Tre? 1356 00:47:33,936 --> 00:47:35,396 BEARS PLAYER: I got him! 1357 00:47:35,479 --> 00:47:36,814 Fuck! 1358 00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,458 Hey, man. That was supposed to be a handoff. 1359 00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:40,067 You think I'd ever hand it off to you? 1360 00:47:40,151 --> 00:47:41,271 - Screw you! - TRE: The fuck! 1361 00:47:41,694 --> 00:47:43,738 - TONY: Get off me! - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 1362 00:47:43,821 --> 00:47:44,989 KAREEM: What're y'all doin'? 1363 00:47:46,866 --> 00:47:47,992 TONY: Fight for real, man! 1364 00:47:48,075 --> 00:47:49,076 GARY: Watch it! 1365 00:47:49,493 --> 00:47:50,804 - Come here, come here. - TRE: Back up! 1366 00:47:50,828 --> 00:47:52,038 What's your problem? 1367 00:47:52,121 --> 00:47:54,415 Get off of me! Let me go! 1368 00:47:54,498 --> 00:47:56,042 Bro, man, let me go. 1369 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,103 This shit ends right here and right mothafuckin' now. 1370 00:47:58,127 --> 00:47:59,605 I've been givin' your little ass a pass 1371 00:47:59,629 --> 00:48:01,130 'cause you Cherise's kid and all, 1372 00:48:01,213 --> 00:48:03,174 but you're making it difficult as fuck right now 1373 00:48:03,257 --> 00:48:05,843 for me and your teammates, and we sick of your shit. 1374 00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:07,011 Man, fuck you! 1375 00:48:07,094 --> 00:48:08,929 And my teammates, everybody! 1376 00:48:09,013 --> 00:48:10,723 I don't owe nobody shit. 1377 00:48:10,806 --> 00:48:12,058 I'm self-made. 1378 00:48:18,189 --> 00:48:19,565 You sound just like me. 1379 00:48:19,649 --> 00:48:20,900 TRE: I ain't nothing like you. 1380 00:48:20,983 --> 00:48:22,568 You're a washed-up loser. 1381 00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:27,990 Yeah. You're right. 1382 00:48:28,866 --> 00:48:29,867 I am. 1383 00:48:31,452 --> 00:48:33,287 You wanna know how I became a loser? 1384 00:48:33,913 --> 00:48:36,874 By doing the same dumbass shit you doing right now. 1385 00:48:39,335 --> 00:48:42,088 No wonder why nobody wanted to fuckin' play with me. 1386 00:48:42,171 --> 00:48:44,048 Shit is fuckin' irritating. 1387 00:48:44,924 --> 00:48:46,467 You know something though, Tre? 1388 00:48:47,677 --> 00:48:49,178 If you really wanna win a game, 1389 00:48:49,845 --> 00:48:51,180 stop pushing away 1390 00:48:51,263 --> 00:48:53,182 all the mothafuckers that's on your team. 1391 00:48:53,849 --> 00:48:56,602 But if you ultimately wanna become a loser, 1392 00:48:57,895 --> 00:49:02,441 keep doing the same dumbass shit that I did. 1393 00:49:02,525 --> 00:49:04,610 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) 1394 00:49:28,175 --> 00:49:30,469 Remember when in Season 3, when Khaleesi burns 1395 00:49:30,553 --> 00:49:31,738 the slaver's village to the ground? 1396 00:49:31,762 --> 00:49:33,055 BOY: What is he talking about? 1397 00:49:33,139 --> 00:49:34,849 Oh, my God. You're a fan? 1398 00:49:34,932 --> 00:49:37,143 Make them bend their mothafuckin' knee. 1399 00:49:37,226 --> 00:49:38,602 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 1400 00:49:38,686 --> 00:49:39,687 All right? 1401 00:49:40,187 --> 00:49:41,605 And you, 1402 00:49:41,689 --> 00:49:42,940 take care of that titty. 1403 00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:44,292 - Yeah, your titty, man. - TRE: All right? 1404 00:49:44,316 --> 00:49:45,419 "Underdoggs" on three. One, two, three. 1405 00:49:45,443 --> 00:49:46,683 - Underdoggs! - ALL: Underdoggs! 1406 00:49:48,696 --> 00:49:50,156 - Come on, Tre. - (CROWD CHEERING) 1407 00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:51,907 Stop fighting. Run the goddamn play. 1408 00:49:52,950 --> 00:49:53,951 TRE: Set. 1409 00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,578 Down. 1410 00:49:55,953 --> 00:49:56,954 Hut! 1411 00:49:58,456 --> 00:49:59,999 GARY: Dracarys! 1412 00:50:00,082 --> 00:50:01,459 (GARY ROARING) 1413 00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:02,769 - JAYCEN: Good block, Gary! - Yes, yes, yes! 1414 00:50:02,793 --> 00:50:04,253 Go, Tony, go! 1415 00:50:04,336 --> 00:50:05,629 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1416 00:50:05,713 --> 00:50:07,173 - Oh, oh. - JAYCEN: God damn it, 1417 00:50:07,256 --> 00:50:08,632 good move! Good shit, baby! 1418 00:50:09,842 --> 00:50:11,051 (CHEERING) 1419 00:50:11,135 --> 00:50:12,470 ESA: Whoo! 1420 00:50:12,553 --> 00:50:14,030 Hold them titties. Tony, hold them titties. 1421 00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:15,723 This is my titty, this is my titty! 1422 00:50:15,806 --> 00:50:17,325 - To the house, to the house! - This is my titty! 1423 00:50:17,349 --> 00:50:18,535 - To the mothafuckin' house! - This is my titty, 1424 00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:19,578 - this is my titty! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1425 00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,728 - CHERISE: Yeah! - Yeah! 1426 00:50:20,811 --> 00:50:21,937 REFEREE: Touchdown! 1427 00:50:22,438 --> 00:50:23,731 - Yes! - Yeah! 1428 00:50:23,814 --> 00:50:25,733 TONY: That's what I'm talking about, man. 1429 00:50:27,026 --> 00:50:28,778 BOTH: Hey, hey, whoo, 1430 00:50:28,861 --> 00:50:31,697 - whoo, hee, hee, yay! - The two Js? 1431 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,366 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Excessive celebration. 1432 00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:35,890 - 15-yard penalty... - Fuck you, ref! 1433 00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:37,429 - Enforced on the kickoff. - We don't give a fuck. 1434 00:50:37,453 --> 00:50:38,893 Underdoggs celebrate, get used to it. 1435 00:50:38,954 --> 00:50:40,456 We'll be back. Let's go! 1436 00:50:41,373 --> 00:50:42,875 Yo, Tre, shake that shit! 1437 00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,211 (MAKE WAY FOR THE KING BY OHANA BAM PLAYING) 1438 00:50:45,294 --> 00:50:46,897 - Yes, yes, go to the house! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1439 00:50:46,921 --> 00:50:48,339 Good shit! Yeah! 1440 00:50:48,923 --> 00:50:52,343 - ALL: Hey, hey, hey! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1441 00:50:52,426 --> 00:50:53,636 Eff your flag. Let's go! 1442 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:55,387 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 1443 00:50:55,471 --> 00:50:56,806 Good block. Yes, sir! 1444 00:50:58,265 --> 00:50:59,600 Make the play. Go! 1445 00:50:59,683 --> 00:51:00,963 - Let's go! - REFEREE: Touchdown! 1446 00:51:01,018 --> 00:51:02,269 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 1447 00:51:02,353 --> 00:51:04,104 JAYCEN: To the house! To the house! 1448 00:51:04,730 --> 00:51:05,773 Great run, Gary. 1449 00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:08,734 TONY: This is my titty! 1450 00:51:09,318 --> 00:51:10,903 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Way to go, Tony! 1451 00:51:10,986 --> 00:51:12,655 REFEREE: Touchdown! JAYCEN: Fuck yeah! 1452 00:51:13,447 --> 00:51:16,700 That's what I'm talking about. Teamwork make a dream work. 1453 00:51:17,409 --> 00:51:18,994 (CROWD CHEERING) 1454 00:51:19,078 --> 00:51:20,704 Good shit, Superstar. 1455 00:51:20,788 --> 00:51:22,373 - GARY: Yeah! - Yeah, whatever. 1456 00:51:22,456 --> 00:51:23,916 You're still a washed-up loser. 1457 00:51:26,210 --> 00:51:27,253 CHERISE: Come here. 1458 00:51:27,336 --> 00:51:29,088 Come here! 1459 00:51:29,171 --> 00:51:32,007 I used to run track, you know, that's why you fast like that. 1460 00:51:32,091 --> 00:51:33,175 (LAUGHS) 1461 00:51:36,804 --> 00:51:38,931 (MERRY GO ROUND BY CHOC PLAYING) 1462 00:51:41,851 --> 00:51:44,103 DWAYNE: Good game today, Coach. Thanks for the ride. 1463 00:51:45,187 --> 00:51:46,188 This cool. 1464 00:51:46,772 --> 00:51:47,940 Thanks, Coach. 1465 00:51:48,023 --> 00:51:49,775 I'mma just pop up in here and cop 1466 00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:52,339 - me some new shoes real quick. - Me some new shoes real quick. 1467 00:51:52,945 --> 00:51:54,238 Man, no, you not. 1468 00:51:55,406 --> 00:51:57,491 Hmm. You know, when I was your age, 1469 00:51:58,033 --> 00:52:00,452 this store used to be 7-Eleven. 1470 00:52:00,536 --> 00:52:02,413 And every day the school bus dropped me off, 1471 00:52:02,496 --> 00:52:03,998 I race up in that mothafucker, 1472 00:52:04,081 --> 00:52:06,001 get me some Swishers or some condoms or whatever, 1473 00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:08,210 but I never actually bought anything. 1474 00:52:08,919 --> 00:52:10,713 I was just puttin' on a front, 1475 00:52:10,796 --> 00:52:13,090 so nobody'd see me walkin' home 1476 00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:14,717 to that trailer park around the corner. 1477 00:52:15,259 --> 00:52:16,385 (SCOFFS) 1478 00:52:16,468 --> 00:52:18,053 The trailer park around the corner? 1479 00:52:19,889 --> 00:52:21,140 Damn, I didn't even know that. 1480 00:52:21,223 --> 00:52:22,766 Come on, cuz, are you crazy? 1481 00:52:22,850 --> 00:52:24,369 You tell everybody on the team that you gonna 1482 00:52:24,393 --> 00:52:25,873 get you a new pair of shoes every day. 1483 00:52:26,979 --> 00:52:28,188 You think we don't recognize 1484 00:52:28,272 --> 00:52:29,815 when you never show up with none? 1485 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,569 (SIGHS) All right, fine. 1486 00:52:34,445 --> 00:52:35,988 It's just... (SIGHS) 1487 00:52:36,864 --> 00:52:39,617 It's kinda embarrassing to be the brokest kid 1488 00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:41,577 on a team of broke-ass kids. 1489 00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:43,537 Ain't nothin' to be embarrassed about. 1490 00:52:43,621 --> 00:52:45,706 The best underdog stories 1491 00:52:46,290 --> 00:52:49,209 start out just like me and you. You feel me? 1492 00:52:51,503 --> 00:52:53,589 You used to live in a trailer park too? 1493 00:52:53,672 --> 00:52:55,841 Lot 4, unit C. 1494 00:52:57,009 --> 00:52:58,010 That was me. 1495 00:53:01,764 --> 00:53:02,765 All right, Coach. 1496 00:53:03,515 --> 00:53:05,142 You can just take me home. 1497 00:53:07,019 --> 00:53:08,437 (JAYCEN CHUCKLES) 1498 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,397 Nah, think I got a better idea. 1499 00:53:10,481 --> 00:53:11,982 (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS) 1500 00:53:12,066 --> 00:53:14,068 PLAYER 1: Set! Hut! KAREEM: Let's go, let's go. 1501 00:53:14,151 --> 00:53:15,591 Let's go, let's go, defense, lock up. 1502 00:53:16,612 --> 00:53:17,988 KAREEM: Defense! DWAYNE: Bingo! 1503 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,241 Pick that shit up, Dwayne, to the mothafuckin' house! 1504 00:53:21,325 --> 00:53:22,576 - Yes! - Go! Go! Go! 1505 00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:23,661 JAYCEN: Yes! Yes! 1506 00:53:23,744 --> 00:53:24,745 - Yes! - Yeah! 1507 00:53:24,828 --> 00:53:25,829 Yes, way to go, Dwayne! 1508 00:53:25,913 --> 00:53:27,581 (EXCITING MUSIC CONTINUES) 1509 00:53:27,665 --> 00:53:29,291 Yeah! Pretty Boy! 1510 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,795 Turns out, bein' an incredible 1511 00:53:32,878 --> 00:53:33,879 - role model... - Yeah! 1512 00:53:34,546 --> 00:53:36,507 Well, that shit is easy as a mothafucker. 1513 00:53:36,590 --> 00:53:38,676 Just be real about who you are, 1514 00:53:38,759 --> 00:53:41,387 and suddenly all of them kids you inspired, 1515 00:53:41,470 --> 00:53:43,472 they gonna show the world who they really be. 1516 00:53:43,555 --> 00:53:44,598 MAN: Tony? 1517 00:53:46,308 --> 00:53:48,102 Mom, Dad. 1518 00:53:48,185 --> 00:53:49,478 What are you guys doing here? 1519 00:53:49,561 --> 00:53:51,480 We just got a call from a man named Jaycen. 1520 00:53:51,563 --> 00:53:54,024 He said he was your coach and that you had a game today? 1521 00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:00,447 Fuck it. 1522 00:54:00,864 --> 00:54:02,342 I haven't been going to Mathletes practice, okay? 1523 00:54:02,366 --> 00:54:04,243 I never even signed up for that stupid club. 1524 00:54:04,785 --> 00:54:05,869 I play football. 1525 00:54:05,953 --> 00:54:07,204 I love football. 1526 00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,872 I'm actually pretty good at it. 1527 00:54:08,956 --> 00:54:11,333 Even though I still fumble, which I'm improving on, 1528 00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:13,137 especially if I imagine the ball is a titty. 1529 00:54:15,004 --> 00:54:17,006 I know you're super mad at me right now, 1530 00:54:17,089 --> 00:54:19,216 but if you could just not be and let me play, 1531 00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:21,051 that would be really dope, okay? 1532 00:54:23,262 --> 00:54:25,597 Are you still gonna get straight A's in school? 1533 00:54:26,724 --> 00:54:27,725 Yeah. 1534 00:54:31,478 --> 00:54:33,814 Okay. Have fun. 1535 00:54:33,897 --> 00:54:35,357 (ALL CHUCKLE) 1536 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,500 JAYCEN: Inspired not to be little bitches 1537 00:54:38,527 --> 00:54:40,112 in front of their parents. 1538 00:54:40,195 --> 00:54:43,240 Does his jersey say "Titties"? 1539 00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:44,324 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1540 00:54:44,742 --> 00:54:46,160 JAYCEN: Inspired to shock the world. 1541 00:54:46,243 --> 00:54:47,745 PLAYER: Set! Hut! 1542 00:54:47,828 --> 00:54:49,747 JAYCEN: Let's go, defense. Let's go! 1543 00:54:50,622 --> 00:54:51,749 (GRUNTS) 1544 00:54:51,832 --> 00:54:53,083 Yes! Way to go, Ghost! 1545 00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:55,252 Go! Hit that shit! 1546 00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,171 - (GRUNTS) - Yes! Good shit! 1547 00:54:58,380 --> 00:54:59,715 Make the play! 1548 00:54:59,798 --> 00:55:01,925 - Hit it, Ghost! - (GRUNTS) 1549 00:55:02,009 --> 00:55:03,469 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Yes! 1550 00:55:03,552 --> 00:55:05,179 - (TEAM CHEERING) - (PLAYER GROANING) 1551 00:55:06,263 --> 00:55:07,943 - (CHEERING STOPS) - WOMAN: Get outta here! 1552 00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:15,147 - She's a girl! (SCREAMS) - She's a girl. 1553 00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:16,510 (CHERISE AND ESA LAUGH EXCITEDLY) 1554 00:55:16,565 --> 00:55:18,150 Oh, shit! 1555 00:55:18,233 --> 00:55:19,318 Fantastic. 1556 00:55:19,401 --> 00:55:20,944 ESA: Gary! I love you, baby, 1557 00:55:21,028 --> 00:55:23,655 but Momma's got a new favorite player. Yes, ma'am! 1558 00:55:23,739 --> 00:55:25,407 (CHERISE AND ESA SQUEAL) 1559 00:55:25,491 --> 00:55:27,951 You can let your hair down now, baby girl. 1560 00:55:28,035 --> 00:55:29,369 TEAM: Yeah! 1561 00:55:29,453 --> 00:55:30,829 (TEAM CHEERS AND LAUGHS) 1562 00:55:32,748 --> 00:55:34,875 So, to all you selfish assholes out there, 1563 00:55:35,334 --> 00:55:36,543 just keep it real. 1564 00:55:36,627 --> 00:55:38,128 And if you do that, 1565 00:55:38,212 --> 00:55:40,422 then you can become an inspiration, 1566 00:55:41,131 --> 00:55:42,674 just like I did. 1567 00:55:42,758 --> 00:55:44,152 (FRIENDS & FAMILY BY THE ISLEY BROTHER PLAYING) 1568 00:55:44,176 --> 00:55:45,969 Break out the food and the drinks 1569 00:55:46,053 --> 00:55:48,680 - It's gonna be a party - Well 1570 00:55:48,764 --> 00:55:50,974 Turn up the music real loud 1571 00:55:51,058 --> 00:55:53,060 - Invite everybody - Well 1572 00:55:53,143 --> 00:55:55,771 Go right 'head and smoke and play some cards 1573 00:55:55,854 --> 00:55:58,107 - Just make yourself at home - Yeah 1574 00:55:58,190 --> 00:56:00,567 It's okay to take somebody's hand 1575 00:56:00,651 --> 00:56:03,278 And get your groove on 1576 00:56:03,362 --> 00:56:05,447 - We're all up in here - Woah 1577 00:56:05,531 --> 00:56:07,908 - Timing couldn't be better - Yeah 1578 00:56:07,991 --> 00:56:11,453 I love to see my people come together 1579 00:56:11,537 --> 00:56:14,164 - Talkin' 'bout friends - Yeah 1580 00:56:14,248 --> 00:56:16,959 - Friends - Oh, and family 1581 00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:20,546 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 1582 00:56:20,629 --> 00:56:23,173 I'm talkin' 'bout friends 1583 00:56:23,257 --> 00:56:26,593 Friends and family 1584 00:56:26,677 --> 00:56:30,764 - Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh - Oh 1585 00:56:30,848 --> 00:56:33,308 Now everyone is getting along 1586 00:56:33,392 --> 00:56:34,476 - Yeah - The feeling in here 1587 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,270 - Is so awesome - Well 1588 00:56:36,353 --> 00:56:38,897 Why don't we just go on and call this party 1589 00:56:38,981 --> 00:56:41,525 - A world reunion? - Yeah 1590 00:56:41,608 --> 00:56:43,569 - We're all up in here - Woah-oh 1591 00:56:43,652 --> 00:56:44,862 Timing couldn't be better 1592 00:56:44,945 --> 00:56:46,613 JAYCEN: Here's my hot wheel collection. 1593 00:56:46,697 --> 00:56:48,007 CHERISE: Do you need to add a few more? 1594 00:56:48,031 --> 00:56:49,467 JAYCEN: Probably about five or six more. 1595 00:56:49,491 --> 00:56:51,660 - Yeah, I would say so. - (CHUCKLES) 1596 00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:52,953 - I was kidding. - Oh. 1597 00:56:54,121 --> 00:56:55,122 That... 1598 00:56:55,664 --> 00:56:56,832 Is that Big Shirley? 1599 00:56:56,915 --> 00:56:58,208 JAYCEN: Yeah, you know damn well 1600 00:56:58,292 --> 00:56:59,519 I wasn't gonna get rid of Big Shirley. 1601 00:56:59,543 --> 00:57:00,836 Wait, is it actually the same car 1602 00:57:00,919 --> 00:57:02,119 from high school or did you... 1603 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:06,008 It is the exact same car that me and you used to... 1604 00:57:06,091 --> 00:57:07,426 Uh-huh. Yeah, I got it. 1605 00:57:07,509 --> 00:57:09,636 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1606 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,847 So many memories in this car. 1607 00:57:11,930 --> 00:57:13,265 Oh, wow. 1608 00:57:13,348 --> 00:57:14,558 Cherise, do you realize 1609 00:57:14,641 --> 00:57:16,476 this is the first time in so many years 1610 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,538 that me and you have actually been in a room alone? 1611 00:57:18,562 --> 00:57:20,522 Don't be nasty now. 1612 00:57:20,606 --> 00:57:21,815 I'm just saying. 1613 00:57:21,899 --> 00:57:23,984 We can finally talk. Get caught up. 1614 00:57:24,067 --> 00:57:26,403 Talk about the things you've been doing. 1615 00:57:27,154 --> 00:57:29,448 You know, places you've been. 1616 00:57:29,531 --> 00:57:32,242 The men you've been with after I broke up with you. 1617 00:57:33,535 --> 00:57:34,745 (CHUCKLES) 1618 00:57:34,828 --> 00:57:36,413 I still find it hilarious to this day 1619 00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:38,040 that you think you broke up with me. 1620 00:57:38,123 --> 00:57:39,124 'Cause I did. 1621 00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:40,500 You didn't though. 1622 00:57:40,584 --> 00:57:42,044 But, you know what, you're too much 1623 00:57:42,127 --> 00:57:44,171 of a insufferable egomaniac to admit it, so... 1624 00:57:44,254 --> 00:57:45,923 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 1625 00:57:46,006 --> 00:57:48,050 Okay. Hypothetically, 1626 00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:50,469 let's say if I was to say it for the first time, out loud, 1627 00:57:51,345 --> 00:57:53,680 that you did actually break up with me, 1628 00:57:54,681 --> 00:57:55,849 what would you say? 1629 00:58:01,271 --> 00:58:03,649 I'd say that was a really hard time for me. 1630 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,652 I was so proud of you 1631 00:58:06,735 --> 00:58:08,403 and everything you accomplished, but 1632 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,365 I had my own goals and dreams, 1633 00:58:11,448 --> 00:58:13,283 and I couldn't spend the rest of my life 1634 00:58:13,367 --> 00:58:14,910 being your plus-one. 1635 00:58:15,744 --> 00:58:17,579 And for the record, I told you all of that. 1636 00:58:18,497 --> 00:58:20,874 But all you just kept saying was, I was... 1637 00:58:22,584 --> 00:58:24,419 jealous of your shine. 1638 00:58:26,004 --> 00:58:27,714 Which was, you know, 1639 00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:29,591 hurtful. 1640 00:58:30,926 --> 00:58:32,552 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1641 00:58:32,636 --> 00:58:34,388 Hypothetically. (CLEARS THROAT) 1642 00:58:38,809 --> 00:58:40,310 Anyways, um, 1643 00:58:41,687 --> 00:58:43,355 I really should go check on the kids. 1644 00:58:48,819 --> 00:58:50,153 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1645 00:58:50,237 --> 00:58:51,381 DWAYNE: Hold on, watch this, watch this. 1646 00:58:51,405 --> 00:58:52,948 GARY: No, give me a second time. 1647 00:58:53,031 --> 00:58:55,151 One more time, one more time. One more time, one more. 1648 00:58:55,951 --> 00:58:56,994 (CHUCKLES) 1649 00:58:57,077 --> 00:58:58,453 Ayo, Ghost, do we have to, 1650 00:58:58,537 --> 00:58:59,913 like, not use words like "bitch" 1651 00:58:59,997 --> 00:59:01,391 - when we're around you? - DWAYNE: Dude. 1652 00:59:01,415 --> 00:59:02,666 Or "titties," I mean, 1653 00:59:02,749 --> 00:59:04,227 I gotta be able to say "titties," right? 1654 00:59:04,251 --> 00:59:06,044 Bro, you're making this so weird right now. 1655 00:59:06,128 --> 00:59:08,189 You're makin' it weird by sayin' I'm makin' it weird. 1656 00:59:08,213 --> 00:59:09,533 Yo, you are all making this weird. 1657 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,134 So, stop being such bitches. Jeez. 1658 00:59:12,217 --> 00:59:13,927 - Who she say that to? - TONY: Whatever. 1659 00:59:14,011 --> 00:59:15,651 TRE: Man, nobody listens to her, for real. 1660 00:59:16,638 --> 00:59:17,718 GARY: Yo, what's she doing? 1661 00:59:19,474 --> 00:59:21,393 TONY: Bro, she's drinking. 1662 00:59:22,436 --> 00:59:23,645 GARY: No way! 1663 00:59:23,729 --> 00:59:24,980 She just drunk it. 1664 00:59:25,063 --> 00:59:26,690 She's gonna end up like Kareem, bro. 1665 00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:27,983 (BURPS) 1666 00:59:29,484 --> 00:59:30,819 (CHUCKLES) 1667 00:59:30,902 --> 00:59:31,903 What? 1668 00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:35,157 Say what? 1669 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,950 (EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 1670 00:59:37,034 --> 00:59:39,328 (UPBEAT HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 1671 00:59:40,579 --> 00:59:41,747 (BOYS YELL) 1672 00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:46,752 (SHOUTING) 1673 00:59:47,919 --> 00:59:49,004 (ALL SHOUT) 1674 00:59:49,087 --> 00:59:50,922 (ALL CHANTING) 1675 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,515 (SHOUTING) 1676 01:00:03,226 --> 01:00:05,896 Cherise, let me holla at you real quick. 1677 01:00:08,231 --> 01:00:09,649 Look, 1678 01:00:09,733 --> 01:00:11,485 I know this is probably coming way too late, 1679 01:00:12,235 --> 01:00:13,945 but, um, just so you know, 1680 01:00:14,571 --> 01:00:16,114 every girl I was with after you, 1681 01:00:16,198 --> 01:00:17,949 I thought about you the whole time. 1682 01:00:19,576 --> 01:00:21,703 (SMACKS LIPS, INHALES SHARPLY) 1683 01:00:21,787 --> 01:00:22,788 That's disturbing. 1684 01:00:22,871 --> 01:00:24,122 And a little flattering. 1685 01:00:24,498 --> 01:00:25,665 No. 1686 01:00:25,749 --> 01:00:27,292 - (CHUCKLES) - Not even a little. 1687 01:00:27,876 --> 01:00:29,669 Nah, but, uh, either way, 1688 01:00:30,253 --> 01:00:31,254 I'm sorry. 1689 01:00:31,963 --> 01:00:34,549 For pushing you away and not supporting you. 1690 01:00:35,425 --> 01:00:36,718 For real. 1691 01:00:36,802 --> 01:00:37,803 Thank you. 1692 01:00:39,179 --> 01:00:40,389 Means a lot. 1693 01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:45,977 - Questions. - Mm-hmm. 1694 01:00:46,061 --> 01:00:47,354 Wha... Who is that? 1695 01:00:47,437 --> 01:00:48,814 That's Two-J's, what do you mean? 1696 01:00:48,897 --> 01:00:50,649 - (LAUGHS) - What? That's me, baby. 1697 01:00:50,732 --> 01:00:53,360 I mean, I don't remember the booty being like... 1698 01:00:53,443 --> 01:00:55,320 What, that's me, what are you talkin' about? 1699 01:00:55,404 --> 01:00:58,031 I mean, I wish. No, I mean... 1700 01:00:58,115 --> 01:00:59,550 You wish that my thing was like that? 1701 01:00:59,574 --> 01:01:01,701 (LAUGHS) No, I mean, I shouldn't even be... 1702 01:01:01,785 --> 01:01:02,786 Where are the kids? 1703 01:01:03,245 --> 01:01:04,996 GARY: Oh, I see a goldfish. 1704 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,456 I'mma try and hit it. 1705 01:01:07,124 --> 01:01:09,668 DWAYNE: Yo, watch your aim! TRE: Oh, shit. My bad, bro. 1706 01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:11,128 Oh, my God! 1707 01:01:11,211 --> 01:01:12,629 (GHOST GASPS) 1708 01:01:12,712 --> 01:01:15,298 I know y'all not pissin' in my mothafuckin' pool 1709 01:01:15,382 --> 01:01:16,800 with y'all little drunk asses. 1710 01:01:16,883 --> 01:01:19,261 Everybody out the pool. Now! 1711 01:01:19,344 --> 01:01:21,114 You heard what she said, get the fuck out my pool 1712 01:01:21,138 --> 01:01:22,740 - with your little drunk asses. - I saw you peeing. 1713 01:01:22,764 --> 01:01:24,850 You're all grounded. I expected way more. Way more. 1714 01:01:24,933 --> 01:01:26,726 Kareem, nigga, wake your ass up! 1715 01:01:26,810 --> 01:01:29,104 Ahhh! Sorry, Momma! 1716 01:01:29,187 --> 01:01:30,480 Cuz, the kids been drinkin'. 1717 01:01:31,106 --> 01:01:32,357 Come on, dawg, don't go there. 1718 01:01:32,441 --> 01:01:34,901 We used to dip our blunts in lighter fluid. 1719 01:01:34,985 --> 01:01:36,319 That's basically PCP. 1720 01:01:36,403 --> 01:01:37,923 Don't go there, talkin' 'bout "Kareem." 1721 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,491 Their parents gonna whoop their ass anyway. 1722 01:01:41,575 --> 01:01:43,243 JAYCEN: I wanna dedicate this episode 1723 01:01:43,326 --> 01:01:45,162 to the Honorable Judge Tara. 1724 01:01:45,245 --> 01:01:47,125 - Fuck yeah! Way to go, baby. - (CROWD CHEERING) 1725 01:01:47,205 --> 01:01:48,683 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Who knew my calling 1726 01:01:48,707 --> 01:01:49,708 even before I did. 1727 01:01:49,791 --> 01:01:51,585 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1728 01:01:51,668 --> 01:01:53,003 Who would've thought 1729 01:01:53,462 --> 01:01:55,273 that pickin' up dog shit would be so enlightening. 1730 01:01:55,297 --> 01:01:56,590 Looks like that bus 1731 01:01:56,673 --> 01:01:57,942 knocked some sense into that head of yours. 1732 01:01:57,966 --> 01:01:59,468 JAYCEN: Yeah! Take 'em out! 1733 01:01:59,551 --> 01:02:00,886 Go! Go! 1734 01:02:00,969 --> 01:02:02,679 - Weak-ass coaches. - Damn it! 1735 01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:04,014 Yeah, nigga, fuck y'all, 1736 01:02:04,097 --> 01:02:05,497 Underdoggs, nigga, what's happenin'? 1737 01:02:05,807 --> 01:02:07,350 It's a beautiful day to see my brother, 1738 01:02:07,434 --> 01:02:09,060 Two-J's, drop his ego, 1739 01:02:09,144 --> 01:02:10,312 and commit to coaching 1740 01:02:10,896 --> 01:02:12,457 these little brothers and sisters like no other. 1741 01:02:12,481 --> 01:02:14,292 And today, we celebrate with our favorite food! 1742 01:02:14,316 --> 01:02:15,358 What we eatin', y'all? 1743 01:02:15,442 --> 01:02:17,652 TEAM: Raising Cane's! 1744 01:02:17,736 --> 01:02:19,279 So I wanna give a double shoutout 1745 01:02:19,362 --> 01:02:21,257 to my main man, Todd Graves, for makin' it happen. 1746 01:02:21,281 --> 01:02:23,408 The CEO, Todd, what's happenin', baby? 1747 01:02:23,492 --> 01:02:24,993 - Yeah! - (ALL CHEERING) 1748 01:02:25,744 --> 01:02:27,496 JAYCEN: The Underdoggs keep improving 1749 01:02:27,579 --> 01:02:28,788 and they keep on winning. 1750 01:02:28,872 --> 01:02:29,998 REFEREE: Touchdown! 1751 01:02:30,081 --> 01:02:31,225 JAYCEN: Celebrate, God damn it! 1752 01:02:31,249 --> 01:02:32,918 TONY: This is my titty! 1753 01:02:33,001 --> 01:02:35,378 JAYCEN: And Titties hasn't dropped the ball once. 1754 01:02:35,462 --> 01:02:36,546 GARY: Dracarys! 1755 01:02:36,630 --> 01:02:37,756 JAYCEN: Check this out. 1756 01:02:38,381 --> 01:02:40,318 These little assholes have a bigger fanbase than me. 1757 01:02:40,342 --> 01:02:42,260 (CHUCKLES) Can you believe that? 1758 01:02:42,344 --> 01:02:44,387 I mean, how desperate is this man for attention? 1759 01:02:44,471 --> 01:02:45,631 Maybe it's too much cannabis. 1760 01:02:45,972 --> 01:02:47,265 Clearly this is a PR stunt. 1761 01:02:47,349 --> 01:02:48,910 - Pop, pop, pop. - JAYCEN: Even the Two-J's 1762 01:02:48,934 --> 01:02:50,310 made a comeback. 1763 01:02:50,393 --> 01:02:51,853 I'm really feelin' the love, y'all. 1764 01:02:51,937 --> 01:02:53,206 CHIP: We're here for the love of the game, 1765 01:02:53,230 --> 01:02:54,523 not the love of ganja. 1766 01:02:54,606 --> 01:02:55,649 Put it down. 1767 01:02:56,107 --> 01:02:57,943 JAYCEN: Well, almost everyone. (CHUCKLES) 1768 01:02:58,026 --> 01:03:00,737 And our last win brings us not only to the championship, 1769 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,656 but ironically, face to face 1770 01:03:02,739 --> 01:03:05,992 with that bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch, Chip Collins. 1771 01:03:06,076 --> 01:03:10,372 Which brings me to my next lesson for the kids, revenge. 1772 01:03:10,455 --> 01:03:11,790 (CHUCKLES) 1773 01:03:11,873 --> 01:03:13,291 Hashtag, 1774 01:03:13,375 --> 01:03:17,003 best mothafuckin' role model ever. 1775 01:03:17,796 --> 01:03:19,005 Now, how about that? 1776 01:03:20,507 --> 01:03:22,551 (KIDS CHUCKLING) 1777 01:03:22,634 --> 01:03:23,927 TRE: Hey, man. 1778 01:03:24,928 --> 01:03:26,096 Here, I got you. 1779 01:03:26,805 --> 01:03:28,285 GHOST: Hey, Tre, Tre. BOY: Pass it up. 1780 01:03:29,432 --> 01:03:30,660 - JAYCEN: Yo, Ghost. - Ghost, right here, 1781 01:03:30,684 --> 01:03:31,768 - right here. - Ball up! 1782 01:03:34,479 --> 01:03:36,648 - BOY: Ooh! - Damn! 1783 01:03:36,731 --> 01:03:39,025 God damn! Shit! 1784 01:03:39,442 --> 01:03:41,820 You just threw that thing like 40 yards, easy? 1785 01:03:41,903 --> 01:03:43,339 GHOST: And? JAYCEN: All right, y'all. 1786 01:03:43,363 --> 01:03:45,365 Warm up. Last practice before the championship. 1787 01:03:45,448 --> 01:03:47,617 - Let's get cracking! - Round up, hurry up! 1788 01:03:47,701 --> 01:03:49,035 Team momma, what's happening? 1789 01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:50,537 CHERISE: What's up? Ahh! 1790 01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:52,789 So, apparently, 1791 01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:55,458 Chip Collins has been talking a lot of shit about you 1792 01:03:55,542 --> 01:03:56,982 - on his show lately. - Don't tell me 1793 01:03:57,043 --> 01:03:58,479 you've been listening to that garbage, Cherise! 1794 01:03:58,503 --> 01:04:00,338 (CHUCKLES) I mean, what choice do I have? 1795 01:04:00,422 --> 01:04:02,549 My favorite podcast got soft on me. 1796 01:04:02,632 --> 01:04:04,426 - (CHUCKLES) - Talking about unity 1797 01:04:04,509 --> 01:04:06,511 and working together. 1798 01:04:06,595 --> 01:04:08,179 Where else am I supposed to indulge 1799 01:04:08,263 --> 01:04:09,681 my guilty pleasure of listening 1800 01:04:09,764 --> 01:04:12,851 to some hot-shit asshole blow smoke every day? 1801 01:04:13,602 --> 01:04:15,812 Did I hear you say "favorite podcast"? 1802 01:04:16,479 --> 01:04:18,106 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1803 01:04:18,189 --> 01:04:21,151 Yeah, hold on, let me take this call, Rise, real quick. 1804 01:04:21,234 --> 01:04:23,653 - Yo! - RYAN: Hey, there he is! 1805 01:04:23,737 --> 01:04:25,280 Number-one client on my call sheet. 1806 01:04:25,363 --> 01:04:26,573 Mm-hmm. 1807 01:04:26,906 --> 01:04:28,426 RYAN: Okay. So, you ready? I just got back 1808 01:04:28,450 --> 01:04:30,452 from deep sea fishing off the coast of Catalina 1809 01:04:30,535 --> 01:04:31,786 on Bob Iger's yacht, 1810 01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:33,038 and I'm sitting there talkin' 1811 01:04:33,663 --> 01:04:35,266 to my ex-roommate from Dartmouth, who happens to be 1812 01:04:35,290 --> 01:04:36,708 Rupert Murdoch's stepson, 1813 01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:38,376 the woke one though, don't worry. 1814 01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:41,796 He tells me that he is a big fan of yours, 1815 01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:43,465 and he's been following the thing 1816 01:04:43,548 --> 01:04:45,026 you're doing with those kids, the big dogs. 1817 01:04:45,050 --> 01:04:46,051 The Underdoggs. 1818 01:04:46,134 --> 01:04:47,510 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1819 01:04:47,594 --> 01:04:49,137 And he's, like, shaking up, man, 1820 01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:50,430 he's getting so misty-eyed 1821 01:04:50,513 --> 01:04:52,432 that he's telling me that it makes him 1822 01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:54,267 want to be a better role model. 1823 01:04:54,351 --> 01:04:55,620 - Damn, that's... - Hilarious. I know, 1824 01:04:55,644 --> 01:04:56,645 he's so full of shit. 1825 01:04:56,728 --> 01:04:57,979 The point is, he knows 1826 01:04:58,063 --> 01:04:59,856 your brand is fucking gold right now. 1827 01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:03,693 So, he had his team at Fox run the numbers, turns out, 1828 01:05:03,777 --> 01:05:06,655 more people like you than hate you now. 1829 01:05:06,738 --> 01:05:08,740 So, this guy is begging me 1830 01:05:08,823 --> 01:05:10,825 to do business with you, like, begging me. 1831 01:05:10,909 --> 01:05:12,369 Don't fuck with me, mothafucker, cuz, 1832 01:05:12,452 --> 01:05:13,453 don't fuck with me, cuz. 1833 01:05:13,536 --> 01:05:15,163 I fuck with you not. 1834 01:05:15,246 --> 01:05:16,456 You're ready for the kicker? 1835 01:05:17,082 --> 01:05:21,002 Fox Sports is offering you your very own weekly show. 1836 01:05:21,086 --> 01:05:22,962 I'm looking at the contract right now. 1837 01:05:23,046 --> 01:05:24,130 Finally, yes! 1838 01:05:24,214 --> 01:05:25,590 What did I tell you, bro? 1839 01:05:25,674 --> 01:05:27,801 America loves poor kids. 1840 01:05:27,884 --> 01:05:30,387 Let's go, baby! Let's go! 1841 01:05:30,470 --> 01:05:31,805 Yes! Yes! 1842 01:05:31,888 --> 01:05:33,431 KAREEM: Damn, bro, why you over here 1843 01:05:33,515 --> 01:05:34,599 Tiger Woods fist pumping? 1844 01:05:34,683 --> 01:05:36,059 JAYCEN: Aye, Kaufmoney. 1845 01:05:36,142 --> 01:05:37,370 Do you mind repeating what you just said? 1846 01:05:37,394 --> 01:05:39,229 Oh, I will repeat it. 1847 01:05:39,312 --> 01:05:40,980 Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings 1848 01:05:41,064 --> 01:05:43,441 is getting his very own show on Fox Sports this fall. 1849 01:05:43,525 --> 01:05:45,318 (ALL CHEERING) 1850 01:05:47,445 --> 01:05:49,406 That's amazing! 1851 01:05:49,489 --> 01:05:50,883 DWAYNE: That's what I'm talkin' about, man. 1852 01:05:50,907 --> 01:05:52,343 You better put my highlights on daily. 1853 01:05:52,367 --> 01:05:54,327 - (KIDS LAUGH) - Hey, so congrats, man. 1854 01:05:54,411 --> 01:05:56,097 Listen, it's all gonna move pretty fast, okay? 1855 01:05:56,121 --> 01:05:57,831 My assistant's emailing you right now. 1856 01:05:57,914 --> 01:06:00,083 They want you on Fox Sports this Sunday 1857 01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:01,726 to make the announcement and guest host. 1858 01:06:01,793 --> 01:06:03,473 - No, no, no... - DWAYNE: Game's on Sunday. 1859 01:06:03,628 --> 01:06:05,147 That shit ain't gonna work. Sunday not gonna work for me. 1860 01:06:05,171 --> 01:06:06,607 You gonna have to call 'em and reschedule that. 1861 01:06:06,631 --> 01:06:08,025 Hey, no, no, no, don't pull this, man. 1862 01:06:08,049 --> 01:06:09,134 You have any idea 1863 01:06:09,467 --> 01:06:10,861 how tough it was for me to convince them, 1864 01:06:10,885 --> 01:06:12,679 that you wouldn't pull any diva shit? 1865 01:06:12,762 --> 01:06:13,888 Look, the Underdoggs got 1866 01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:15,700 a championship game to win this Sunday. 1867 01:06:15,807 --> 01:06:17,535 No, I don't think you fuckin' understand, I don't care 1868 01:06:17,559 --> 01:06:19,686 if it's your mother's funeral. 1869 01:06:19,769 --> 01:06:22,105 Do you understand that? If you don't show up to set, 1870 01:06:22,188 --> 01:06:23,314 this is all over. 1871 01:06:23,398 --> 01:06:25,108 It's finished. Your credibility, 1872 01:06:25,191 --> 01:06:26,526 the show, all of it. 1873 01:06:28,361 --> 01:06:29,988 Do you get that? 1874 01:06:30,071 --> 01:06:31,781 Oh, hell nah, hang up or something. 1875 01:06:31,865 --> 01:06:33,324 BOY: Yo, cancel that. 1876 01:06:33,408 --> 01:06:34,885 - Let me call you back, Kauff. - Wait, wait, do not... 1877 01:06:34,909 --> 01:06:35,910 (HANGS UP) 1878 01:06:37,287 --> 01:06:38,747 BOY 2: That's our game, man. 1879 01:06:38,830 --> 01:06:40,015 BOY 3: We got a chance at the game. 1880 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:41,124 BOY 4: Don't do this to us. 1881 01:06:41,207 --> 01:06:42,226 We got the championship game, man. 1882 01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:43,585 - Jaycen? - What? 1883 01:06:45,003 --> 01:06:47,046 You're gonna screw us over like every other coach. 1884 01:06:47,130 --> 01:06:48,214 That's what. 1885 01:06:48,298 --> 01:06:49,799 Another one. 1886 01:06:49,883 --> 01:06:51,217 This is bullshit. 1887 01:06:51,301 --> 01:06:52,570 Come on, man, y'all gotta just let me think, man. 1888 01:06:52,594 --> 01:06:54,220 About what? Leaving us? 1889 01:06:54,304 --> 01:06:55,680 About my life, dawg. 1890 01:06:56,222 --> 01:06:57,542 I've been out here coaching y'all, 1891 01:06:57,891 --> 01:06:59,660 but this phone call I got is what I've been waitin' on. 1892 01:06:59,684 --> 01:07:01,352 What you expect me to do? 1893 01:07:01,436 --> 01:07:04,230 I've been out here livin' this basic-ass retirement life. 1894 01:07:04,314 --> 01:07:05,899 - I'm sick of that shit. - KAREEM: Damn. 1895 01:07:05,982 --> 01:07:07,275 I'm sorry. I ain't realize 1896 01:07:07,358 --> 01:07:08,443 it was making you miserable 1897 01:07:08,526 --> 01:07:09,861 hanging around basic-ass people. 1898 01:07:09,944 --> 01:07:11,321 Man, that ain't what I said. 1899 01:07:11,404 --> 01:07:13,323 No, that's exactly what you said. 1900 01:07:13,406 --> 01:07:15,492 What, y'all bein' real fucking selfish right now. 1901 01:07:15,575 --> 01:07:16,618 BOY 1: Yeah. 1902 01:07:18,036 --> 01:07:19,788 This is my dream come true right here. 1903 01:07:22,248 --> 01:07:23,249 BOY 4: Damn. 1904 01:07:25,210 --> 01:07:26,461 Man, forget this. 1905 01:07:26,544 --> 01:07:27,670 Like that? For real? 1906 01:07:28,296 --> 01:07:29,798 After all I did for these kids, 1907 01:07:29,881 --> 01:07:31,174 that's how y'all gonna do me? 1908 01:07:31,257 --> 01:07:32,693 Y'all gonna let these ungrateful kids 1909 01:07:32,717 --> 01:07:34,052 do me like this? 1910 01:07:34,135 --> 01:07:35,720 BOY 4: How you gonna do us like that? 1911 01:07:36,304 --> 01:07:37,388 There you go. 1912 01:07:37,889 --> 01:07:39,307 That's the JJ I know. 1913 01:07:39,974 --> 01:07:41,726 You know, for a second... 1914 01:07:43,728 --> 01:07:45,772 I actually thought you wanted to help them. 1915 01:07:46,773 --> 01:07:48,024 Just for a second. 1916 01:07:49,025 --> 01:07:50,527 I feel stupid. 1917 01:07:50,610 --> 01:07:52,695 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1918 01:07:52,779 --> 01:07:54,239 KAREEM: Damn, cuz. 1919 01:07:54,322 --> 01:07:57,575 Emilio Estevez gonna be real disappointed. 1920 01:08:02,622 --> 01:08:03,790 (SIGHS) 1921 01:08:08,211 --> 01:08:10,338 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES) 1922 01:08:12,465 --> 01:08:13,466 Fuck. 1923 01:08:26,938 --> 01:08:28,314 Tre! Tre! 1924 01:08:28,398 --> 01:08:30,483 Hey, Tre! Hey! 1925 01:08:30,567 --> 01:08:31,734 It's okay. 1926 01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,237 (TRE CRYING) 1927 01:08:36,698 --> 01:08:39,450 Yo, Coach! I'm not crazy. Right? Right? 1928 01:08:39,534 --> 01:08:41,578 I mean, ever since you Jedi mind-tricked me 1929 01:08:41,661 --> 01:08:43,788 with all that poor-ass couch and kid talk, 1930 01:08:43,872 --> 01:08:46,124 I've been nothing but a positive role model 1931 01:08:46,207 --> 01:08:47,458 to them kids, man. 1932 01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:48,877 And now my shit blowin' up, 1933 01:08:49,544 --> 01:08:51,129 they want me to stop what I'm doin', 1934 01:08:51,212 --> 01:08:53,131 continue doin' what I'm doin' with them 1935 01:08:53,214 --> 01:08:54,424 and put my shit on pause. 1936 01:08:54,507 --> 01:08:56,009 What the fuck kinda shit is that? 1937 01:08:56,718 --> 01:08:59,178 Listen, man, I'm sorry, Jaycen. 1938 01:08:59,262 --> 01:09:00,972 I mean, it's been a long day for me. 1939 01:09:01,055 --> 01:09:03,391 But I gotta get home to my family. 1940 01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:05,894 - You'll figure it out. - Come on. 1941 01:09:05,977 --> 01:09:07,145 Family, Coach? 1942 01:09:07,228 --> 01:09:08,563 Hey, feel free to use that couch. 1943 01:09:08,646 --> 01:09:09,689 Fuck that couch! 1944 01:09:11,107 --> 01:09:12,233 (SIGHS) 1945 01:09:12,817 --> 01:09:14,360 Damn, Jaycen. 1946 01:09:17,906 --> 01:09:19,824 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1947 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,915 ANNOUNCER: Everybody, welcome to 1948 01:09:26,998 --> 01:09:29,208 the Long Beach Youth Football League Championship. 1949 01:09:29,626 --> 01:09:31,002 Once again, we have 1950 01:09:31,085 --> 01:09:32,396 the undefeated Colonels looking to... 1951 01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:35,173 Punish them for their sins. 1952 01:09:35,256 --> 01:09:36,591 COLONELS: Sinners! 1953 01:09:36,674 --> 01:09:38,314 - Slit their throats. - COLONELS: Throats! 1954 01:09:38,676 --> 01:09:41,137 CHIP: And what do men do? COLONELS: Dominate! 1955 01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:42,764 - And what do men do? - Dominate! 1956 01:09:42,847 --> 01:09:43,973 CHIP: Heads on spikes! 1957 01:09:44,557 --> 01:09:46,452 Yo, is it just me or do they look like they got bigger? 1958 01:09:46,476 --> 01:09:48,186 - Heads on spikes! - Heads on spikes! 1959 01:09:48,269 --> 01:09:49,562 Heads on spikes! 1960 01:09:49,896 --> 01:09:51,582 Okay, bring it in for a prayer, guys. Come on in. 1961 01:09:51,606 --> 01:09:53,942 All right, all right, y'all, hey, y'all, gather around. 1962 01:09:54,025 --> 01:09:56,110 Let's gather around. Let's get it together. 1963 01:09:56,194 --> 01:09:57,737 (CLEARS THROAT) Okay, now kids. 1964 01:09:57,820 --> 01:09:59,489 I know y'all haven't had 1965 01:09:59,989 --> 01:10:02,283 the best choices of coaches at this point. 1966 01:10:02,742 --> 01:10:04,953 But I just wanna thank you little mothafuckers 1967 01:10:05,036 --> 01:10:06,676 (VOICE CRACKS) from the bottom of my heart 1968 01:10:07,038 --> 01:10:08,623 for accepting me 1969 01:10:08,706 --> 01:10:11,584 and lettin' me be y'all coach at this... (VOICE BREAKS) 1970 01:10:12,877 --> 01:10:14,295 I'm gettin' emotional. 1971 01:10:14,379 --> 01:10:15,672 Kareem, don't do it. 1972 01:10:15,755 --> 01:10:18,049 Kareem, get yourself together. Kareem. 1973 01:10:18,132 --> 01:10:19,692 - Breathe. - CHERISE: It's okay, Kareem. 1974 01:10:20,093 --> 01:10:22,470 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1975 01:10:22,553 --> 01:10:23,989 CURT: Welcome to Fox Football Sunday. 1976 01:10:24,013 --> 01:10:26,015 I'm Curt Menefee, alongside Terry Bradshaw, 1977 01:10:26,099 --> 01:10:28,142 Michael Strahan, Howie Long, 1978 01:10:28,226 --> 01:10:30,436 and joining us as a guest host for the week 1979 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,230 is a man who really needs no introduction. 1980 01:10:32,313 --> 01:10:34,065 Always going above and beyond 1981 01:10:34,148 --> 01:10:35,900 the call of community service, 1982 01:10:35,984 --> 01:10:37,944 he's captured the hearts and the minds 1983 01:10:38,027 --> 01:10:39,862 of the entire sports world, 1984 01:10:39,946 --> 01:10:41,489 inspiring us all, 1985 01:10:41,572 --> 01:10:44,117 forming a bond with these incredible kids 1986 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,576 that can never be broken. 1987 01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:47,328 Here at Fox Sports, 1988 01:10:47,412 --> 01:10:50,081 we consider ourselves a family, 1989 01:10:50,164 --> 01:10:51,833 and we couldn't be more excited 1990 01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:54,210 to welcome into our Fox family, 1991 01:10:54,293 --> 01:10:56,963 not just one of the greatest players of all time, 1992 01:10:57,046 --> 01:10:58,631 but one of the best people. 1993 01:10:58,715 --> 01:11:01,551 Ladies and Gentlemen, the new host of FS1's 1994 01:11:01,634 --> 01:11:03,845 You Don't Want That Smoke with Jaycen Jennings, 1995 01:11:03,928 --> 01:11:06,889 the one and only Jaycen Jennings. Welcome, JJ. 1996 01:11:06,973 --> 01:11:08,224 - Yeah. - Welcome. 1997 01:11:08,307 --> 01:11:10,101 Two-J's! Welcome to the Fox Family, man. 1998 01:11:12,603 --> 01:11:13,646 (SIGHS) 1999 01:11:13,730 --> 01:11:15,732 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2000 01:11:22,363 --> 01:11:23,740 I gotta get home to my family. 2001 01:11:24,282 --> 01:11:25,283 Family. 2002 01:11:25,950 --> 01:11:27,410 (CHUCKLES) Family. 2003 01:11:32,248 --> 01:11:33,916 I gotta piss. I'll be right back. 2004 01:11:38,463 --> 01:11:40,131 Hey, I told you we shouldn't hire him. 2005 01:11:40,214 --> 01:11:41,358 - I never liked his ass... - I told you. 2006 01:11:41,382 --> 01:11:42,383 When he played. 2007 01:11:42,467 --> 01:11:43,551 And I sure as hell 2008 01:11:43,634 --> 01:11:44,794 - don't like him now. - Right. 2009 01:11:45,136 --> 01:11:47,016 Why don't we take a quick, uh, commercial break? 2010 01:11:47,305 --> 01:11:48,473 Oh, that was all on camera 2011 01:11:48,556 --> 01:11:50,683 while we just said all that? (LAUGHS) 2012 01:11:52,185 --> 01:11:53,370 CHIP: Thank you, Father, so much 2013 01:11:53,394 --> 01:11:54,812 for inventing a hard plastic 2014 01:11:54,896 --> 01:11:57,065 that we can slam into our opponents' faces, 2015 01:11:57,148 --> 01:11:59,358 causing irreparable damage to their brains. 2016 01:11:59,442 --> 01:12:01,235 KAREEM: Now, I got a gang 2017 01:12:01,319 --> 01:12:03,738 of inspirational speeches for y'all, 2018 01:12:04,197 --> 01:12:05,907 to bring y'all together. 2019 01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:08,785 If I can find the mothafucker, they in my pocket somewhere. 2020 01:12:09,786 --> 01:12:12,872 Oh, shit. Oh, you don't need to see that. 2021 01:12:12,955 --> 01:12:14,290 There you are. 2022 01:12:14,957 --> 01:12:17,210 Vince Lombardi once said, 2023 01:12:17,710 --> 01:12:20,880 "The blood of a covenant is thicker than a bitch." 2024 01:12:20,963 --> 01:12:22,507 - (CHERISE GRUNTS) - Oh, oh, oh. 2025 01:12:22,590 --> 01:12:24,008 Sorry, Cherise. 2026 01:12:24,092 --> 01:12:26,594 No, Vince Lombardi once said, 2027 01:12:26,677 --> 01:12:28,958 - "The blood of a covenant..." - JAYCEN: "Of a covenant... 2028 01:12:30,932 --> 01:12:32,809 "is thicker than the water of the womb." 2029 01:12:32,892 --> 01:12:34,185 Damn, bro. 2030 01:12:34,727 --> 01:12:36,145 Actually, that wasn't Lombardi. 2031 01:12:36,229 --> 01:12:38,106 That was God. In the Bible. 2032 01:12:38,648 --> 01:12:40,149 He looks like a Black Princess Leia. 2033 01:12:40,566 --> 01:12:42,110 Gotta be hot in that fuckin' jacket. 2034 01:12:42,610 --> 01:12:43,653 Why are you even here? 2035 01:12:44,112 --> 01:12:45,947 Good question, Superstar. 2036 01:12:46,030 --> 01:12:48,533 I was in the midst of my triumphant television debut, 2037 01:12:48,616 --> 01:12:51,494 when all of a sudden I told America I had to take a piss. 2038 01:12:51,577 --> 01:12:52,721 But really, it was just an excuse 2039 01:12:52,745 --> 01:12:53,825 so I can get up outta there 2040 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,432 and get down here and talk to you kids. 2041 01:12:55,456 --> 01:12:56,916 And why the hell would you do that? 2042 01:12:56,999 --> 01:12:59,127 Another excellent question, Titties. 2043 01:12:59,210 --> 01:13:00,336 Let me tell you why. 2044 01:13:01,129 --> 01:13:02,130 Family. 2045 01:13:03,172 --> 01:13:04,932 A word that a lot of people take for granted. 2046 01:13:05,925 --> 01:13:07,605 You know, some would say, "Who needs family 2047 01:13:07,635 --> 01:13:11,013 "when you got money, fame, and your own TV talk show?" 2048 01:13:11,556 --> 01:13:13,356 You know, I was at the pinnacle of my comeback 2049 01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:16,978 when gap-tooth wearin' ass Michael Strahan told me 2050 01:13:17,061 --> 01:13:19,230 I was about to become a part of his family. 2051 01:13:20,064 --> 01:13:21,399 But you see, 2052 01:13:21,482 --> 01:13:23,109 he ain't a part of my family. 2053 01:13:23,693 --> 01:13:24,735 Y'all are. 2054 01:13:25,570 --> 01:13:27,155 That's what Coach Feis was tryna tell me 2055 01:13:27,238 --> 01:13:28,739 this whole damn time. 2056 01:13:28,823 --> 01:13:30,950 Was I needed to find my way back home 2057 01:13:31,492 --> 01:13:34,245 and get to my family. 2058 01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:36,956 Sorry I messed up. 2059 01:13:37,039 --> 01:13:38,332 Won't happen again. 2060 01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:41,169 So, what's up, family? 2061 01:13:41,252 --> 01:13:42,378 Anybody down to go whoop 2062 01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:44,005 on some bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2063 01:13:44,088 --> 01:13:45,840 and win a championship or what? 2064 01:13:45,923 --> 01:13:47,633 (HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2065 01:13:54,557 --> 01:13:56,184 Fuck, let's get it! 2066 01:13:57,685 --> 01:13:59,145 Underdoggs, on me. 2067 01:13:59,228 --> 01:14:00,479 "Underdoggs" on three. 2068 01:14:00,563 --> 01:14:03,774 ALL: One, two, three, Underdoggs! 2069 01:14:04,942 --> 01:14:07,153 I could've never said a speech like that, J. 2070 01:14:07,236 --> 01:14:08,613 Where you going, cuz? 2071 01:14:09,405 --> 01:14:11,908 I need you on the sideline for this one, Coach. 2072 01:14:12,909 --> 01:14:16,329 Oh! "Assistant Coach Kareem"! 2073 01:14:16,412 --> 01:14:18,289 In Old English letters, just like you like it. 2074 01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:20,416 Momma! We made it! 2075 01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:22,293 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - (BOTH BARK) 2076 01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:23,628 Let's go! 2077 01:14:23,711 --> 01:14:24,980 - COLONELS PLAYER: Ready? - (COLONELS GRUNT) 2078 01:14:25,004 --> 01:14:27,089 God bless America. 2079 01:14:27,173 --> 01:14:28,466 God bless the Colonels. 2080 01:14:28,549 --> 01:14:31,427 God bless Long Beach, the nicer parts. 2081 01:14:31,886 --> 01:14:33,679 Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch! 2082 01:14:33,763 --> 01:14:34,923 - (CROWD CHEERING) - Let's go! 2083 01:14:35,681 --> 01:14:37,308 Let's go, Underdoggs! 2084 01:14:38,392 --> 01:14:39,477 Run that offense, Tre. 2085 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,479 Down! Set! 2086 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:43,522 (MIMICS BARKING) 2087 01:14:43,606 --> 01:14:44,607 Hut! 2088 01:14:44,690 --> 01:14:46,108 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2089 01:14:47,777 --> 01:14:50,112 - ESA: Come on, Gary! Get it! - (GARY ROARING) 2090 01:14:51,155 --> 01:14:52,698 Good block! Good fuckin' block! 2091 01:14:52,782 --> 01:14:54,009 - TONY'S MOM: Yeah! Go, go, go! - JAYCEN: Hit that shit, Tony! 2092 01:14:54,033 --> 01:14:55,117 - Go! Go! - Ooh, ooh! 2093 01:14:55,201 --> 01:14:56,285 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2094 01:14:56,369 --> 01:14:58,454 - Yeah! Yes! - (ALL CHEERING) 2095 01:14:58,537 --> 01:14:59,872 - Way to go! Hell yeah! - Yeah! 2096 01:14:59,956 --> 01:15:01,058 That's what I'm talking about! 2097 01:15:01,082 --> 01:15:02,833 - CHERISE: Yes! - Ref! Carl! 2098 01:15:03,376 --> 01:15:05,419 - CARL: No touchdown. - What the fuck? 2099 01:15:06,462 --> 01:15:09,006 I got a holding on the offense. 2100 01:15:09,090 --> 01:15:10,633 That's a 10-yard penalty. 2101 01:15:12,343 --> 01:15:14,136 Replay, second down. 2102 01:15:14,220 --> 01:15:15,930 Ain't that the same mothafuckin' ref 2103 01:15:16,013 --> 01:15:18,015 that got knocked out the last time we played him? 2104 01:15:18,099 --> 01:15:19,475 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2105 01:15:19,558 --> 01:15:20,601 Hell yeah. 2106 01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:23,771 Aye, ref. 2107 01:15:24,146 --> 01:15:26,065 If you take that Slick Rick patch off your eye, 2108 01:15:26,148 --> 01:15:28,025 you'll see you made the wrong call. 2109 01:15:28,109 --> 01:15:29,527 Okay, that's what we like to see. 2110 01:15:29,610 --> 01:15:31,487 You lose an eye, the other one gets stronger. 2111 01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,447 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! JAYCEN: Lock up, lock up. 2112 01:15:33,531 --> 01:15:34,532 Defense! 2113 01:15:35,324 --> 01:15:36,492 CHIP: Oh, hey. 2114 01:15:36,575 --> 01:15:37,952 That's what I'm talkin' about. 2115 01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:39,954 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - CARL: Touchdown! 2116 01:15:40,037 --> 01:15:41,163 CHIP: Touchdown! 2117 01:15:41,247 --> 01:15:42,790 Justice is served. 2118 01:15:42,873 --> 01:15:44,351 CHERISE: Let's go, let's go, Underdoggs. 2119 01:15:44,375 --> 01:15:45,894 - Let's go. Let's go. - ESA: You're still in it. 2120 01:15:45,918 --> 01:15:46,919 COLONELS PLAYER: Set... 2121 01:15:47,003 --> 01:15:48,045 JAYCEN: Let's go, D. 2122 01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,213 Go! 2123 01:15:49,297 --> 01:15:50,715 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2124 01:15:51,716 --> 01:15:53,718 Let's go, let's go, defense, lock up, lock up! 2125 01:15:54,135 --> 01:15:55,177 (PLAYERS GRUNT) 2126 01:15:55,261 --> 01:15:56,304 GHOST: Yeah! CHERISE: Yes! 2127 01:15:56,387 --> 01:15:58,306 - Boom! - Yeah. Dick in the dirt! 2128 01:15:58,389 --> 01:16:00,182 CHIP: It's a lady, Timmy! 2129 01:16:00,266 --> 01:16:01,910 You want a lady to lay you on your back like that, 2130 01:16:01,934 --> 01:16:02,977 I'll take you to Vegas. 2131 01:16:03,436 --> 01:16:04,895 I got a personal foul. 2132 01:16:04,979 --> 01:16:06,290 - Unnecessary roughness. - CHERISE: It's a foul. 2133 01:16:06,314 --> 01:16:07,582 - CARL: On the defense. - Oh, come on. 2134 01:16:07,606 --> 01:16:08,917 KAREEM: Come on, man. CARL: Number 42. 2135 01:16:08,941 --> 01:16:10,401 That's some solid officiating, Carl. 2136 01:16:10,484 --> 01:16:12,111 These animals have been getting away 2137 01:16:12,194 --> 01:16:13,362 with murder all season. 2138 01:16:13,446 --> 01:16:14,613 CHERISE: Shake it off, guys! 2139 01:16:14,697 --> 01:16:15,990 (GHOST GRUNTS) 2140 01:16:17,658 --> 01:16:19,702 - Hut! - (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2141 01:16:19,785 --> 01:16:21,495 Let's go, Tre. Pass, pass! 2142 01:16:21,579 --> 01:16:22,913 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2143 01:16:22,997 --> 01:16:24,749 That's holding on the offense. 2144 01:16:24,832 --> 01:16:26,083 No touchdown. 2145 01:16:26,167 --> 01:16:27,436 Get your ass back to the Footlocker. 2146 01:16:27,460 --> 01:16:28,627 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! 2147 01:16:29,045 --> 01:16:30,731 JAYCEN: Let's go, defense! Catch him, catch him! 2148 01:16:30,755 --> 01:16:31,756 Get the fuckin' ball! 2149 01:16:33,049 --> 01:16:35,092 - CHIP: Booyah! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2150 01:16:35,176 --> 01:16:37,345 CARL: Touchdown! CHIP: Touchdown! 2151 01:16:39,347 --> 01:16:40,556 (CROWD CHEERS) 2152 01:16:40,639 --> 01:16:43,184 When God is on your side, you cannot fail. 2153 01:16:43,809 --> 01:16:45,102 Hut! 2154 01:16:45,186 --> 01:16:46,187 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2155 01:16:46,270 --> 01:16:47,521 - CARL: Offsides. - Really? 2156 01:16:47,605 --> 01:16:48,874 JAYCEN: Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass. 2157 01:16:48,898 --> 01:16:50,138 CHIP: What's going on over here? 2158 01:16:50,191 --> 01:16:51,460 - Personal foul... - PLAYER: Come on! 2159 01:16:51,484 --> 01:16:53,204 - Roughing the passer. - Great call, ref. 2160 01:16:53,944 --> 01:16:55,571 JAYCEN: Red's on D, red's on D. 2161 01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:57,239 Lock up, lock up! 2162 01:16:57,323 --> 01:16:59,116 Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass! 2163 01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:00,844 - Pick that shit up! - CHERISE: Go, go, go! 2164 01:17:00,868 --> 01:17:02,453 - Yeah! - Good defense, Dwayne. 2165 01:17:02,536 --> 01:17:04,246 - Good, D. - Pass interference. 2166 01:17:04,330 --> 01:17:05,331 - Foul. - Oh, come on, 2167 01:17:05,414 --> 01:17:06,791 with the late-flag shit, ref. 2168 01:17:06,874 --> 01:17:07,875 I ain't even touch him. 2169 01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:09,210 JAYCEN: Go, go, get that shit. 2170 01:17:09,293 --> 01:17:10,479 (BLOWS WHISTLE) I got a false start. 2171 01:17:10,503 --> 01:17:11,754 - Come on. - CARL: Clipping. 2172 01:17:12,129 --> 01:17:13,398 - You're a ref for both sides! - CARL: Roughin' the passer. 2173 01:17:13,422 --> 01:17:14,507 Come on! 2174 01:17:14,590 --> 01:17:16,050 That one eye's working overtime. 2175 01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:17,468 CARL: No touchdown. 2176 01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:19,428 Automatic first down. 2177 01:17:19,512 --> 01:17:22,390 That's the type of officiating we like. Keep it up. 2178 01:17:22,473 --> 01:17:24,058 How much you pay the ref, Chip? 2179 01:17:24,141 --> 01:17:25,434 (HALFTIME WHISTLE BLOWS) 2180 01:17:31,982 --> 01:17:32,983 Listen up. 2181 01:17:33,776 --> 01:17:34,902 I ain't gonna hold you. 2182 01:17:37,113 --> 01:17:38,280 We in a tough spot. 2183 01:17:38,781 --> 01:17:40,592 How we gonna win if they keep calling stuff against us? 2184 01:17:40,616 --> 01:17:42,910 It's like the Battle of the Bastards out there. 2185 01:17:42,993 --> 01:17:44,495 They're hate-fucking us, bro. 2186 01:17:44,578 --> 01:17:46,080 All up and down the field. 2187 01:17:46,163 --> 01:17:47,665 Hard. Right up the ass. 2188 01:17:55,714 --> 01:17:57,341 What are y'all bitchin' about? 2189 01:17:59,593 --> 01:18:02,221 Is this the first time we had shit workin' against us? 2190 01:18:03,097 --> 01:18:04,390 Shit out of our control? 2191 01:18:06,142 --> 01:18:07,852 Man, we face that every day, 2192 01:18:07,935 --> 01:18:09,603 that's why we Underdoggs, ain't it? 2193 01:18:11,272 --> 01:18:13,649 We always playin' from behind. 2194 01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:16,193 We gotta work twice as hard to get half as far. 2195 01:18:17,445 --> 01:18:19,447 But the thing about the Underdoggs is, 2196 01:18:19,530 --> 01:18:21,490 we never fold, we never surrender. 2197 01:18:21,574 --> 01:18:22,908 When everybody count us out, 2198 01:18:22,992 --> 01:18:24,118 we believe in ourselves. 2199 01:18:24,535 --> 01:18:26,495 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS) 2200 01:18:26,579 --> 01:18:28,330 So, let's embrace that shit. 2201 01:18:28,414 --> 01:18:29,623 Let's embrace who we are. 2202 01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:32,835 Let's go out there and shock the world. 2203 01:18:32,918 --> 01:18:34,170 Let's show everybody 2204 01:18:34,462 --> 01:18:35,647 what the mothafuckin' Underdoggs are made of. 2205 01:18:35,671 --> 01:18:36,881 Hell yeah! 2206 01:18:36,964 --> 01:18:38,966 PLAYERS: Yeah! 2207 01:18:40,468 --> 01:18:41,844 TRE: Yeah, we got this, dawg. 2208 01:18:41,927 --> 01:18:43,220 (WHOOPING) 2209 01:18:43,304 --> 01:18:44,322 PLAYER: That's what I'm talkin' about. 2210 01:18:44,346 --> 01:18:45,764 Yo, Tre. Tre. 2211 01:18:49,101 --> 01:18:50,644 PLAYER 1: That's what's up, man. 2212 01:18:50,728 --> 01:18:52,897 PLAYER 2: Let's get dirty. PLAYERS: Yeah! 2213 01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,064 Yeah! 2214 01:18:54,148 --> 01:18:55,691 (ALL CHEERING) 2215 01:18:57,485 --> 01:18:59,695 Yeah, let's come out like I wanted to come out. 2216 01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:01,780 - (GRUNTS) - Let's go! Let's go! 2217 01:19:02,823 --> 01:19:05,242 Colonels, we're gonna keep on followin' our destiny. Okay? 2218 01:19:05,326 --> 01:19:06,636 We had some rough couple of moments. 2219 01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:08,096 - Right. - Matter of fact, you played 2220 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,760 absolutely pathetically at certain points. 2221 01:19:09,955 --> 01:19:12,208 It's a miracle we're up 24-nothing. 2222 01:19:12,291 --> 01:19:13,459 I had a lot to do with that. 2223 01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:14,686 Sometimes I can make miracle... 2224 01:19:14,710 --> 01:19:16,003 JAYCEN: Yeah, let's fuckin' go! 2225 01:19:16,086 --> 01:19:17,105 - KAREEM: Yes, come on! - JAYCEN: Man up! 2226 01:19:17,129 --> 01:19:19,608 - JAYCEN: It's time for that theme song. New hair. New look. - PLAYER: Let's get it! 2227 01:19:19,632 --> 01:19:20,758 Oh, shit. What's this? 2228 01:19:20,841 --> 01:19:22,110 JAYCEN: There's some new ass to kick! 2229 01:19:22,134 --> 01:19:23,236 PLAYER 2: Doggs, go! JAYCEN: Let's go! 2230 01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:24,345 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYS) 2231 01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:26,406 UNDERDOGGS: (SINGING) Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2232 01:19:26,430 --> 01:19:28,307 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2233 01:19:28,390 --> 01:19:30,809 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2234 01:19:30,893 --> 01:19:33,145 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2235 01:19:33,646 --> 01:19:35,648 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2236 01:19:35,731 --> 01:19:38,484 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2237 01:19:38,567 --> 01:19:41,237 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2238 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,531 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2239 01:19:43,614 --> 01:19:45,241 Oh, very nice, Two-J's. 2240 01:19:45,324 --> 01:19:46,784 Love the language. 2241 01:19:46,867 --> 01:19:48,911 (HIP-HOP SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 2242 01:19:50,204 --> 01:19:51,372 Great jerseys, by the way. 2243 01:19:51,455 --> 01:19:53,815 What happened to the other ones? They get repo'd at halftime? 2244 01:19:53,916 --> 01:19:56,001 You little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2245 01:19:56,085 --> 01:19:58,796 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2246 01:19:58,879 --> 01:20:00,756 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2247 01:20:01,423 --> 01:20:03,676 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2248 01:20:03,759 --> 01:20:05,010 - Little bitch-ass - Seem, uh... 2249 01:20:05,094 --> 01:20:06,387 - Punk-ass bitches - angry. 2250 01:20:06,470 --> 01:20:07,846 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2251 01:20:07,930 --> 01:20:09,223 Bitches! 2252 01:20:09,306 --> 01:20:10,325 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2253 01:20:10,349 --> 01:20:11,642 Why do they all seem so angry? 2254 01:20:11,725 --> 01:20:13,978 Little bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2255 01:20:14,061 --> 01:20:15,247 - Little bitch-ass - What's up with that? 2256 01:20:15,271 --> 01:20:16,730 - Punk-ass bitches - Whoo! 2257 01:20:16,814 --> 01:20:18,542 - Someone get me a 40! - JAYCEN: Go! Let's go! 2258 01:20:18,566 --> 01:20:20,484 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 2259 01:20:23,028 --> 01:20:24,113 Continue dominance, men. 2260 01:20:24,196 --> 01:20:25,364 Let's go! 2261 01:20:25,447 --> 01:20:26,824 CHIP: Squash 'em. 2262 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,994 (COLONELS YELL IN UNISON) 2263 01:20:33,831 --> 01:20:35,082 CHERISE: Let's go! 2264 01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:36,417 ESA: Go! Go! CHERISE: Let's go! 2265 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:37,585 Whoo! 2266 01:20:37,668 --> 01:20:40,421 Oh, shit! Go, go, get that shit! 2267 01:20:40,504 --> 01:20:42,274 KAREEM: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! CHIP: What's going on? 2268 01:20:42,298 --> 01:20:44,258 Put some hands on him. What's going on here? 2269 01:20:44,341 --> 01:20:45,759 WOMAN: Yeah! JAYCEN: Oh, good block! 2270 01:20:45,843 --> 01:20:47,094 Watch it! Red comin' in hot! 2271 01:20:47,177 --> 01:20:48,387 Spin on his ass, Tre. 2272 01:20:49,513 --> 01:20:50,598 Oh! 2273 01:20:51,890 --> 01:20:53,017 Yeah! 2274 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:54,411 JAYCEN: All day, all the way, Tre! 2275 01:20:54,435 --> 01:20:56,812 - Go, go, go, go! Yes! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2276 01:20:57,438 --> 01:20:58,939 - TRE: Wassup! - Yeah! 2277 01:20:59,023 --> 01:21:00,065 Touchdown. 2278 01:21:01,025 --> 01:21:02,735 Hey, ref, where's the call? 2279 01:21:02,818 --> 01:21:03,978 You took care of the referee? 2280 01:21:04,445 --> 01:21:05,613 No, Killa and Skrilla did. 2281 01:21:05,696 --> 01:21:06,697 (BARKING) 2282 01:21:08,198 --> 01:21:09,658 (BOTH BARKING) 2283 01:21:11,118 --> 01:21:13,120 No holding? Illegal formation? 2284 01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:14,455 Wassup now, Chip? 2285 01:21:14,538 --> 01:21:16,582 - Come on, Carl! - (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2286 01:21:16,665 --> 01:21:18,185 JAYCEN: Let's go, D, lock up, let's go! 2287 01:21:18,250 --> 01:21:19,501 Pass, pass, pass. 2288 01:21:19,585 --> 01:21:20,878 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Yeah! 2289 01:21:20,961 --> 01:21:22,463 Good defense, Dwayne. Good, D. 2290 01:21:22,546 --> 01:21:23,964 Where's the call, huh? 2291 01:21:24,423 --> 01:21:25,424 Hut! 2292 01:21:26,925 --> 01:21:28,177 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - First down. 2293 01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:29,261 Hell yeah! 2294 01:21:29,678 --> 01:21:31,013 We got a chance, I can feel it. 2295 01:21:31,096 --> 01:21:32,574 COLONELS PLAYER: Go! JAYCEN: Red's on D! 2296 01:21:32,598 --> 01:21:33,891 Red's on D! 2297 01:21:33,974 --> 01:21:35,559 Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass! 2298 01:21:35,643 --> 01:21:37,483 - DWAYNE: Bingo! - Oh, shit! Good pick, Dwayne. 2299 01:21:38,062 --> 01:21:39,772 What the hell is going on here? 2300 01:21:39,855 --> 01:21:41,774 CHERISE: Go, go, go, go, go, go! 2301 01:21:41,857 --> 01:21:43,025 - CHIP: Stop him! - Yeah! 2302 01:21:43,108 --> 01:21:44,109 CHIP: Stop him! 2303 01:21:44,193 --> 01:21:46,111 Oh, Prime Time, Deion Sanders! 2304 01:21:46,487 --> 01:21:47,821 CARL: Touchdown! 2305 01:21:47,905 --> 01:21:49,782 Turn the fucking ball over and embarrass me, 2306 01:21:49,865 --> 01:21:51,283 you useless piece of shit. 2307 01:21:51,367 --> 01:21:53,118 Get your asses back to the sidelines. 2308 01:21:53,202 --> 01:21:54,846 JAYCEN: Come on, y'all, we runnin' outta time! 2309 01:21:54,870 --> 01:21:56,955 Go, go, go, get that shit! 2310 01:21:57,039 --> 01:21:58,391 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - CARL: Clipping. 2311 01:21:58,415 --> 01:21:59,416 On the defense. 2312 01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:01,251 What is happening right now? 2313 01:22:01,335 --> 01:22:02,961 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2314 01:22:03,045 --> 01:22:04,046 Down! 2315 01:22:05,214 --> 01:22:06,316 - Go, let's go! - Come on, Gary! 2316 01:22:06,340 --> 01:22:07,925 - Hut! - (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2317 01:22:08,008 --> 01:22:09,718 JAYCEN: Tony, hit that shit! CHERISE: Go! 2318 01:22:09,802 --> 01:22:10,844 (GARY ROARS) 2319 01:22:10,928 --> 01:22:12,471 - (TONY GRUNTS) - (CROWD SCREAMS) 2320 01:22:12,554 --> 01:22:15,182 - Touchdown. - Air Tony like a mothafucker! 2321 01:22:15,265 --> 01:22:16,600 This isn't cheerleading. 2322 01:22:16,684 --> 01:22:18,227 What is this, Cirque du Soleil? 2323 01:22:18,310 --> 01:22:19,454 - CARL: Touchdown. - That's our Tony! 2324 01:22:19,478 --> 01:22:20,979 - That's my son! - (BOTH LAUGHING) 2325 01:22:21,063 --> 01:22:22,874 You can't be jumping on top of each other like that. 2326 01:22:22,898 --> 01:22:24,066 What the hell? 2327 01:22:24,149 --> 01:22:25,442 We on your mothafuckin' ass now. 2328 01:22:25,526 --> 01:22:26,777 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2329 01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:29,071 I need one yard, first down, 2330 01:22:29,154 --> 01:22:30,948 and then you run out that goddamn clock. 2331 01:22:31,031 --> 01:22:32,157 Get that goddamn ball back! 2332 01:22:32,241 --> 01:22:33,450 - Defense! - Come on! 2333 01:22:33,534 --> 01:22:35,054 - Defense! - COLONELS PLAYER: Set! Hut! 2334 01:22:36,203 --> 01:22:37,246 CHIP: Let's go! 2335 01:22:37,329 --> 01:22:40,016 Come on, come on, come on, make the play, make the play, make the play! 2336 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:40,916 KAREEM: Come on, come on, come on. 2337 01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:42,042 JAYCEN: Make the hit! 2338 01:22:43,127 --> 01:22:44,878 - Yeah! - You better, Ghost! 2339 01:22:45,421 --> 01:22:47,131 Oh, God damn it! 2340 01:22:47,923 --> 01:22:49,133 What is wrong with you? 2341 01:22:49,216 --> 01:22:50,968 I said do not fuck this up for me! 2342 01:22:51,051 --> 01:22:52,678 You just got dominated, bitch! 2343 01:22:52,761 --> 01:22:54,513 (CHEERING) 2344 01:22:54,596 --> 01:22:56,348 First down, Green Team. 2345 01:22:57,182 --> 01:22:59,560 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! 2346 01:22:59,643 --> 01:23:01,270 Good shit! Way to go! 2347 01:23:01,353 --> 01:23:02,730 Come on, y'all, gather around. 2348 01:23:09,820 --> 01:23:10,821 Man. 2349 01:23:11,822 --> 01:23:14,241 Twenty-five years ago, I was in this same situation. 2350 01:23:14,324 --> 01:23:15,367 Right. 2351 01:23:15,659 --> 01:23:18,162 Down by three, championship on the line, 2352 01:23:18,245 --> 01:23:19,872 and then bam! 2353 01:23:19,955 --> 01:23:21,248 Mothafuckin' miracle happen. 2354 01:23:21,707 --> 01:23:23,685 Talkin' about when you caught the Hail Mary in end zone? 2355 01:23:23,709 --> 01:23:25,228 Hell yeah, how you know about that play? 2356 01:23:25,252 --> 01:23:26,412 That shit way older than you. 2357 01:23:26,879 --> 01:23:28,338 Been watching me on YouTube, huh? 2358 01:23:28,922 --> 01:23:30,132 Guess I am your role model. 2359 01:23:30,215 --> 01:23:31,508 Bruh... 2360 01:23:31,592 --> 01:23:33,192 What y'all say, let's run that shit back? 2361 01:23:34,011 --> 01:23:35,888 - Yo, what about a trick play? - PLAYERS: Yeah. 2362 01:23:35,971 --> 01:23:37,347 I love a trick play. 2363 01:23:37,431 --> 01:23:39,099 PLAYER: Yeah. JAYCEN: Mm-hmm. 2364 01:23:39,183 --> 01:23:41,727 Yeah, I think it's time we pull out our secret weapon. 2365 01:23:41,810 --> 01:23:43,854 Great idea, Tony. Trick or treat, y'all. 2366 01:23:43,937 --> 01:23:45,537 "Underdoggs" on three. Underdoggs, on me. 2367 01:23:45,606 --> 01:23:47,459 - One, two, three, Underdoggs! - ALL: Underdoggs! 2368 01:23:47,483 --> 01:23:50,527 Let's go. Let's go! Run that shit, Tre! 2369 01:23:50,611 --> 01:23:52,654 What are you waiting for? Get the hell out there! 2370 01:23:53,238 --> 01:23:54,531 Let's go! Go! 2371 01:23:54,615 --> 01:23:56,116 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 2372 01:23:57,409 --> 01:23:59,137 Men, I need a stop here, and your life depends on it. 2373 01:23:59,161 --> 01:24:00,601 Come on, come on, pull this shit off. 2374 01:24:00,662 --> 01:24:02,372 - Come on! - ESA: Whoo! 2375 01:24:02,456 --> 01:24:04,208 - Let's go! - TRE: Down! 2376 01:24:04,291 --> 01:24:06,126 - Go Underdoggs! - Come on! 2377 01:24:06,210 --> 01:24:08,128 - TRE: Set! - Let's go, homie, let's go! 2378 01:24:08,879 --> 01:24:10,380 TRE: Ghost! 2379 01:24:12,382 --> 01:24:13,884 Wait, wait. What's goin' on over here? 2380 01:24:13,967 --> 01:24:15,403 JAYCEN: Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. 2381 01:24:15,427 --> 01:24:16,470 What's she doin' here? 2382 01:24:16,553 --> 01:24:17,873 Hold on, she doesn't play offense. 2383 01:24:17,930 --> 01:24:19,056 I don't trust her. 2384 01:24:19,348 --> 01:24:21,642 Eyes on her! That little girl's a psycho! 2385 01:24:25,771 --> 01:24:26,939 (MUSIC STOPS) 2386 01:24:28,190 --> 01:24:29,775 Winter is coming! 2387 01:24:29,858 --> 01:24:31,693 - Hut! Dracarys! - TRE: Hut! 2388 01:24:31,777 --> 01:24:33,379 - JAYCEN: Run it. Run it. - (GARY ROARING) 2389 01:24:33,403 --> 01:24:34,905 CHIP: What's going on here? 2390 01:24:36,156 --> 01:24:37,716 - Follow him! - TRE: I'm open! I'm open! 2391 01:24:37,741 --> 01:24:39,381 - He's gettin' the ball. - Run it, run it. 2392 01:24:39,451 --> 01:24:40,661 Lock him off, lock him off. 2393 01:24:40,744 --> 01:24:41,763 CHIP: She's passing to the midget! 2394 01:24:41,787 --> 01:24:43,247 Wait for it. Now! 2395 01:24:43,330 --> 01:24:44,706 Throw that bitch, Ghost! Let it go! 2396 01:24:44,790 --> 01:24:46,550 CHIP: What the f... Who's she throwing it to? 2397 01:24:50,796 --> 01:24:52,548 JAYCEN: America loves an underdog. 2398 01:24:52,631 --> 01:24:53,757 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2399 01:24:53,841 --> 01:24:55,008 The slept on. 2400 01:24:55,717 --> 01:24:56,844 The little guy. 2401 01:24:57,427 --> 01:24:59,805 The one no one believes can achieve greatness. 2402 01:24:59,888 --> 01:25:01,265 Good catch! Get to the house! 2403 01:25:01,348 --> 01:25:03,225 Tackle him! Tackle him! 2404 01:25:03,308 --> 01:25:05,185 JAYCEN: But you know what they love more? 2405 01:25:06,061 --> 01:25:07,271 Nothin'. 2406 01:25:07,354 --> 01:25:08,981 Because watchin' underdogs win 2407 01:25:09,690 --> 01:25:11,859 is some seriously inspiring shit. 2408 01:25:20,367 --> 01:25:21,493 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 2409 01:25:22,202 --> 01:25:23,245 Fuck! 2410 01:25:23,328 --> 01:25:25,414 Yes! I did it! 2411 01:25:25,998 --> 01:25:27,541 I did it! 2412 01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:29,668 Oh, my... 2413 01:25:30,210 --> 01:25:31,670 - Tony. - (SOBS) 2414 01:25:34,298 --> 01:25:35,424 Fuck! 2415 01:25:35,507 --> 01:25:36,717 Fuck! 2416 01:25:37,426 --> 01:25:40,137 JAYCEN: But watching them lose in devastating fashion... 2417 01:25:43,181 --> 01:25:44,433 It was right there. 2418 01:25:49,313 --> 01:25:51,273 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 2419 01:25:51,356 --> 01:25:52,357 You all right? 2420 01:25:56,111 --> 01:25:58,906 JAYCEN: Well, that shit turns out to be even more inspiring. 2421 01:26:00,991 --> 01:26:03,327 Aye, at least you held on to that titty. 2422 01:26:03,410 --> 01:26:04,703 (TRE CHUCKLES) 2423 01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,419 JAYCEN: Fuck the scoreboard. 2424 01:26:12,502 --> 01:26:15,088 Fuck the cheap-ass plastic trophy. 2425 01:26:15,172 --> 01:26:17,132 Fuck the bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches 2426 01:26:17,215 --> 01:26:18,759 that think they better than you. 2427 01:26:19,509 --> 01:26:20,820 Ain't nothin' to be sad about, Titties. 2428 01:26:20,844 --> 01:26:23,055 Y'all played y'all asses off today. 2429 01:26:23,138 --> 01:26:24,389 From the moment I came out here 2430 01:26:24,473 --> 01:26:26,183 as y'all coach till today, 2431 01:26:26,975 --> 01:26:28,310 y'all made me proud. 2432 01:26:28,852 --> 01:26:30,437 Y'all made me a different man. 2433 01:26:31,104 --> 01:26:32,147 I love y'all. 2434 01:26:32,773 --> 01:26:34,876 Keep your head up. Come on, your family wanna see you. 2435 01:26:34,900 --> 01:26:36,360 - Let's go. - (CROWD CHEERING) 2436 01:26:36,777 --> 01:26:38,463 One little bullshit - ass setback ain't nothin' 2437 01:26:38,487 --> 01:26:40,697 after a lifetime of bullshit-ass setbacks. 2438 01:26:40,781 --> 01:26:42,258 - That's all right, baby. - We love you! 2439 01:26:42,282 --> 01:26:43,575 Heads up, heads up! 2440 01:26:43,659 --> 01:26:44,660 It's okay! 2441 01:26:45,702 --> 01:26:46,745 Yeah. 2442 01:26:47,996 --> 01:26:48,997 Wow. 2443 01:26:49,456 --> 01:26:50,832 WOMAN: Put that chin up. 2444 01:26:50,916 --> 01:26:51,917 Way to go, superstar. 2445 01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:53,585 Superstar? 2446 01:26:54,086 --> 01:26:56,546 What can I say? I'm a Jedi mind-trickin' mothafucker. 2447 01:26:56,630 --> 01:26:57,965 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2448 01:26:58,048 --> 01:26:59,567 - Love you, Coach. - I love you too, son. 2449 01:26:59,591 --> 01:27:00,592 Go celebrate. 2450 01:27:00,968 --> 01:27:02,761 CHIP: Champions again! 2451 01:27:02,844 --> 01:27:04,805 Champions again! 2452 01:27:05,931 --> 01:27:07,683 (SIGHS) All right, y'all. 2453 01:27:07,766 --> 01:27:09,369 You know what's happenin'. We gotta go shake their hands, 2454 01:27:09,393 --> 01:27:11,728 - let's go. - (TEAM GROANING) 2455 01:27:11,812 --> 01:27:13,563 CHIP: Offense doesn't win championship! 2456 01:27:13,647 --> 01:27:15,273 Defense doesn't win championship! 2457 01:27:15,357 --> 01:27:17,776 - Coaching wins championships! - Yo, Coach. 2458 01:27:18,318 --> 01:27:19,569 Oh. 2459 01:27:20,362 --> 01:27:21,613 Good game. 2460 01:27:21,697 --> 01:27:23,407 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE PLAYING) 2461 01:27:24,366 --> 01:27:25,534 Thank you. Good game, Coach. 2462 01:27:26,702 --> 01:27:28,745 Got a talented group here. 2463 01:27:29,705 --> 01:27:31,748 Aye, but don't get it twisted though. 2464 01:27:31,832 --> 01:27:33,750 We gonna fuck you mothafuckers up next season. 2465 01:27:34,876 --> 01:27:35,961 No cap. 2466 01:27:36,044 --> 01:27:37,754 (TEAM CHEERING) 2467 01:27:40,799 --> 01:27:43,218 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE CONTINUES PLAYING) 2468 01:27:50,267 --> 01:27:52,060 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2469 01:27:54,104 --> 01:27:55,397 What if I... 2470 01:27:56,273 --> 01:27:58,316 told you, hypothetically... 2471 01:27:59,526 --> 01:28:00,694 I was really proud of you. 2472 01:28:01,862 --> 01:28:04,114 I would say you was feelin' me... 2473 01:28:04,614 --> 01:28:06,074 hypothetically, of course. 2474 01:28:06,158 --> 01:28:07,409 Right. 2475 01:28:07,492 --> 01:28:08,577 (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 2476 01:28:11,997 --> 01:28:13,165 You still smoke? 2477 01:28:17,961 --> 01:28:19,337 (CHERISE CHUCKLES) 2478 01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:23,219 JAYCEN: One defeat doesn't mean you're defeated. 2479 01:28:24,259 --> 01:28:26,219 That shit only makes an underdog hungrier. 2480 01:28:26,845 --> 01:28:30,265 Hungrier for the next opportunity to defy the odds 2481 01:28:30,348 --> 01:28:32,267 and come back stronger than ever. 2482 01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:33,351 Because, you see, 2483 01:28:33,727 --> 01:28:35,062 the true power of the underdog 2484 01:28:35,687 --> 01:28:38,523 is that they never let themselves be beat. 2485 01:28:39,608 --> 01:28:40,942 And at the end of the day, 2486 01:28:41,651 --> 01:28:43,445 right there is the definition 2487 01:28:44,071 --> 01:28:46,823 of ultimate mothafuckin' greatness. 2488 01:28:46,907 --> 01:28:48,950 (HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE CONTINUES PLAYING) 2489 01:29:04,049 --> 01:29:06,051 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 2490 01:31:33,406 --> 01:31:35,367 (CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING) 2491 01:33:09,878 --> 01:33:11,963 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 2492 01:34:10,355 --> 01:34:12,315 (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) 2493 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:11,160 (LAIDBACK HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 182214