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MR CUNNINGHAM:
Good afternoon, boys
and girls, and welcome to...
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Detention.
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Now, I want to be here
about as much as you do,
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so the sooner you get
your homework done,
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the sooner we can all go home.
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-Jacob, are you okay?
-Yeah.
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Well, Mrs Pitman
tells me you got
into a fight this lunchtime.
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-Now, that doesn't
sound like you.
-No?
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What am I like, then,
Mr Cunningham?
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Well, you're a good kid.
You're smart, funny...
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-Is there
anything wrong at home?
-No. Everything's fine.
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MR CUNNINGHAM: Okay.
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Well, you know
you can always talk to me
if you've got a problem.
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I've just told you, haven't I?
I'm all right.
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-(COUGHING) Freak.
-What was that?
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All right, Steve,
that's enough.
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-Jacob, turn round
and get on with your work.
-What did you call me?
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Me? Nothing. I...
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Hey, I've asked you once.
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Now, both of you,
be quiet and get
on with your work.
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-(COUGHING) Jacob's a freak!
-Just stop it!
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I warned you,
Steve, I've had enough.
Don't push me.
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-STEVE: What are you
going to do, freak?
-Right, that's it!
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Shut up! Shut up!
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(VOICELESS)
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What... What's going on?
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Steve, stop it.
Stop messing about!
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You, too. Just be quiet.
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(VOICELESS)
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Everyone, stay where you are
and don't move.
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Just...
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Just be quiet.
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(LAUGHING)
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Jacob? Jacob!
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(VOICELESS)
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No!
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(KNOCKING) Jacob?
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Jacob?
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No! Make it stop!
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Jacob?
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Please...
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All of it... Just stop!
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(GASPING)
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Is everyone okay?
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I'm coming in,
so you'd better be decent.
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-Jacob?
-Sorry.
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What's that?
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Hello.
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What are you, then?
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-(MOBILE RINGING)
-(GASPS)
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Oh, hi, Dad.
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Meet you in the car park?
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CLYDE: It's not a sleepover.
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-I don't understand.
-We're not girls.
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It's not a sleepover.
You're just
staying the weekend.
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And I'll be
sleeping over at yours.
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Therefore, it's a sleepover.
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I never know whether
you're being serious or not.
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-(CHUCKLES) I know.
-(CLYDE LAUGHS)
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-Sarah Jane!
-Carla, how are you?
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Well, you know,
I'd tell you over a cup of tea
if you ever had the time.
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Oh, sorry, I can't. Not today.
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I know, I know.
Same old story.
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See, Clyde.
Proper job. Keeps her busy.
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Has he told you?
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He wants to
be the new Banksy.
Graffiti art, he calls it.
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CLYDE: Yes, Mum.
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Come on, Luke.
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Oi!
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Thanks again
for taking him in.
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Oh, it's not a problem,
he's a sweet boy.
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So, Tarminster.
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-I'm sorry?
-Clyde says you're
going to Tarminster.
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Oh, that's right, yes.
Oh, nothing too exciting.
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An article on hospital
hygiene standards.
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Don't you get me started
on that MRSA.
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Beryl next door,
face like a pineapple.
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I'll tell you all about it
when you get back.
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Right. Yes,
well, I'd best be off, then.
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-I'll pick him up
Sunday night.
-Bye, darling.
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What do you wanna do?
Football?
Play on the computer?
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Oh, I don't think so.
Friday night,
spag bol night.
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Get yourselves
in that kitchen.
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-You cook?
-Yeah. It's Mum's new thing.
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You? Cook?
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-Oh, my baby boy's
a demon in the kitchen.
-Mum!
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Aw, Clydey's all embarrassed.
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Mum! Mum! Mum, stop it!
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(LAUGHS) Right, boys. Food!
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RANI: Chinese or pizza?
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What's wrong with
my cooking, exactly?
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Nothing.
I just fancied a takeaway.
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Just don't tell your mum.
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She goes away for the weekend
and suddenly you're in charge.
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-Chinese?
-You know
I don't like Chinese.
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No.
Please, let's have Chinese.
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-We'll have Chinese.
-What?
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-You said we
should have Chinese.
-Yeah, but you don't like it.
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You said we should
have Chinese.
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You're doing what I say.
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-What's that?
-It's a hamster.
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Why do you have a hamster
in your pocket?
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-Wow, this is brilliant.
-What's brilliant?
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I'm telling you,
this is brilliant.
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-It's brilliant.
-Dad! Start hopping.
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(LAUGHING) Now the other foot.
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Okay, stop it! Stop hopping!
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Do... I know!
Do Bianca from EastEnders.
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Ricky!
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Whitney!
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-Pat!
-(LAUGHS)
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Okay, now. Be a lion.
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(IMITATES GROWLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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Stop! You'd die if you
could see yourself.
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You want me to die?
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No.
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No, please, Dad.
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I think you should
just forget about
everything that just happened.
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Why am I down here?
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I think you dropped
some change.
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Are you going to
order that pizza, then?
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Pass me a menu.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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I'll get it.
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Jacob.
What are you doing here?
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Show me your hand.
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It's already happening,
isn't it?
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Right, you.
Tell me what's going on.
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You picked it up at school.
I saw you.
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And you've used it.
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-It's fading.
-Yeah.
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It does that when
you stop using it.
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(CHUCKLES) I'm talking
about this like it's normal.
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At first,
I was just having fun,
you know?
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I just wanted
people to like me.
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That's not bad, is it?
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Jacob, I need to know
where you found it.
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Back of the school yard,
you know, where they're
putting those pipes in.
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It was lying there in the mud,
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and it looked
really, really nice,
so I picked it up.
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And then you
used it on people.
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It was an accident, at first.
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The more you use it,
it's like it talks to you.
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It's like glowing on
the pendant, and then
in your hand, and then...
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I think it's evil.
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-I know someone
who can get rid of it.
-What are you going to do?
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It's gonna be okay.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, right!
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Mr Smith, I need you!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hello? Mr Smith, I need you.
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(BEEPING)
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MR SMITH: Sorry,
I'm not available right now.
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Sarah Jane has shut me down
whilst she's away.
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If you'd like to
leave a message,
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we'll get back to you
when she returns.
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Whatever. Just, um...
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Look after this.
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Guess it'll be
a quiet weekend, then.
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(BOYS LAUGHING)
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CARLA:
Are you two still awake?
Don't make me come in there.
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Mum! Could you keep
the noise down, please?
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We're trying to get to sleep
in here.
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CARLA: Oi, cheeky!
See you in the morning!
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-Night, Mrs Langer.
-CARLA: It's Carla, Luke.
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Night, Carla.
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Night, Carla.
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CARLA: Watch it!
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LUKE: Clyde?
CLYDE: Yeah.
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-Did you do those?
-What?
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The pictures.
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Me? No.
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Well, yeah, all right,
but don't tell anyone.
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Why not?
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Mrs Taylor said I had
a natural talent or something.
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So, she's got me
doing extra work.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool,
I guess.
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-I wish I could draw.
-Yeah?
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Well, maybe I'll teach you,
my son.
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Thanks, Dad.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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-What?
-I was trying to be funny.
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Your dad and...
That's not funny.
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Oh, no, that's old news.
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It's cool.
I've got me old mum, anyway.
I'm sorted.
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Night, then.
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-Night, Clyde.
-Night, Luke.
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-Night, Clyde.
-Night, Luke.
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CARLA: One more word
and I swear I'm
coming in there!
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-Night, Carla.
-Night, Carla.
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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Get that, will you, Clyde?
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Yeah.
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Hello, Son.
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Dad?
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(SAME MUSIC
PLAYING ON THE RADIO)
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Do we have to have the music?
It's too early.
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Do you want some breakfast?
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Go on, then.
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So what are you up to today?
Seeing Luke?
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-And Clyde, yeah.
-Oh, right.
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Don't start.
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I never said anything.
It's up to you
who you're friends with.
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Just be careful with him.
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Some people are trouble.
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(GRUNTS)
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Nice place. You've come up
in the world, Carla.
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What do you want, Dad?
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PAUL: I had some
business over here.
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Thought I'd pay you a visit.
That's all right, isn't it?
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It's been five years.
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I live in Germany.
I can't just
pop round for tea.
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Actually, I could kill
for a decent cuppa.
(SNIFFS)
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All right, mate? I'm Paul.
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I'm Luke. Clyde's friend.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Don't you care
about Clyde at all?
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Yeah. That's why I'm back.
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Because you care about me?
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You know, when you left,
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at first I pretended
it hadn't happened.
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That you'd just
gone on holiday.
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And then, I realised,
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no, you'd gone.
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Do you know what I did?
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I blamed Mum.
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I figured she must've
done something really
bad to drive you away.
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I messed about at school,
got into trouble.
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I got expelled.
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Yeah, all right,
I'm sorry, mate.
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You're sorry?
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Dad, one minute
you were there,
and the next...
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I had no dad.
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Look, I'm putting my hands up.
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I've not been the best father
in the world,
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but that's why I'm here.
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-What do you want?
-Just to spend
some time with you.
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I just want us to get
to know each other.
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You're still my son.
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No.
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-What?
-You can't.
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He's my kid,
and I won't have you
messing him up.
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He's 16, Carla.
He's not a kid.
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Dad's right. I'm not a kid.
247
00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:02,948
I didn't mean it
like that, but...
248
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,255
Clyde, if you want to see him,
then I won't stop you.
249
00:14:09,421 --> 00:14:11,023
It's your choice.
250
00:14:11,189 --> 00:14:12,558
I do.
251
00:14:12,724 --> 00:14:14,393
I want to talk to him.
252
00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,161
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
253
00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:22,034
Cool. How do you
fancy a day out, then?
254
00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:24,003
Will you be all right?
I don't think I'll be long.
255
00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:24,937
Yeah.
256
00:14:26,737 --> 00:14:28,541
I'll get dressed.
257
00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:30,209
Can you wait outside, please?
258
00:14:31,342 --> 00:14:32,945
I don't want you
upsetting Mum.
259
00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:35,748
I'll be here for you.
260
00:14:36,414 --> 00:14:37,650
Afterwards.
261
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:43,722
Oh, and by the way, Dad,
I'm not 16.
262
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,724
I'm 15.
263
00:15:04,308 --> 00:15:06,412
-Dad?
-Yes, love?
264
00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:09,081
Have you ever had something,
I don't know, bother you?
265
00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:12,451
You could be more specific.
266
00:15:12,616 --> 00:15:15,654
There's this report I'm doing
for the school newspaper,
267
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,890
and I wanted
Sarah Jane's help,
but she's away.
268
00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:20,693
-Mmm?
-So, I was wondering do I wait
for her to come back
269
00:15:20,858 --> 00:15:22,595
or do I try and
work it out myself?
270
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,296
This is you
we're talking about.
271
00:15:24,462 --> 00:15:27,099
Of course, you're gonna try
and work it out yourself.
272
00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:30,102
Yeah, you're right.
See you later.
273
00:15:30,268 --> 00:15:31,704
Where are you going?
274
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:35,207
Oh, I'd said I'd water
Sarah Jane's plants.
See you.
275
00:15:37,642 --> 00:15:38,944
(MOBILE RINGING)
276
00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:44,283
-Hi, Rani.
-You and Clyde
277
00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:46,352
-meet me at the school now.
-Clyde's gone.
278
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,287
-Gone?
-He's gone out with his dad.
279
00:15:48,452 --> 00:15:50,556
Dad? Okay, we haven't got time
for this now.
280
00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:52,958
I want you in the school field
in 10 minutes, right?
281
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:53,926
Right.
282
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,497
Remember that park I used to
take you to in Hounslow?
283
00:15:58,662 --> 00:16:00,833
You used to go on the swings.
284
00:16:00,998 --> 00:16:03,769
Make me push you
higher and higher.
(LAUGHS)
285
00:16:03,935 --> 00:16:04,937
Remember?
286
00:16:06,071 --> 00:16:06,939
No.
287
00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:13,245
So, uh, do you fancy an
ice cream or something?
288
00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:16,448
What am I saying?
You're too old for that.
289
00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:19,718
Oh, I don't know.
290
00:16:20,451 --> 00:16:22,021
What do you like?
291
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:29,929
Why did you leave us?
292
00:16:33,531 --> 00:16:37,503
Sometimes
a bloke and his missus
stop getting on.
293
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:39,972
Me and your mum...
294
00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:42,408
Well, that's what happened.
295
00:16:42,573 --> 00:16:44,443
I mean, it wasn't your fault.
296
00:16:45,576 --> 00:16:46,812
I never thought it was.
297
00:16:46,978 --> 00:16:49,682
And don't try that.
You ran off with Aunty Mel.
298
00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:52,451
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
299
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,623
I didn't do it right.
300
00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,758
I messed up. (SIGHS)
301
00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:01,193
Messed up?
302
00:17:01,358 --> 00:17:03,929
You ran off to Germany
with Mum's sister.
303
00:17:04,963 --> 00:17:06,699
You left us.
304
00:17:06,865 --> 00:17:07,933
You left me, Dad.
305
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,503
I never forgot you, though.
306
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:17,943
You going out?
307
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,811
Yeah. I'm going to
meet up with Rani.
308
00:17:19,978 --> 00:17:22,615
Oh, she's a lovely girl.
309
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,518
You wanna take
some sandwiches? I've got
some ham in the fridge.
310
00:17:25,683 --> 00:17:27,019
No, I'm okay. Thanks.
311
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,823
I'm sure
Clyde's gonna be fine.
312
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:32,658
You think?
313
00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:36,095
Your dad's not
around either, is he?
314
00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:39,899
No. It's complicated.
315
00:17:40,898 --> 00:17:41,934
It usually is.
316
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:46,138
Just promise me something.
317
00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:48,274
If he ever turns up, you know,
318
00:17:48,439 --> 00:17:51,610
out of the blue, whatever,
just don't...
319
00:17:53,611 --> 00:17:55,548
Don't forget your mum.
320
00:17:56,648 --> 00:17:57,750
I won't.
321
00:17:58,616 --> 00:18:00,819
Anyway, you go! Go on!
322
00:18:00,985 --> 00:18:03,055
You should never
keep a girl waiting.
323
00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:09,261
So do you speak German?
324
00:18:09,428 --> 00:18:10,362
Ja.
325
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:11,830
Teach me something.
326
00:18:13,531 --> 00:18:15,601
Ich heisse Paul Langer.
327
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:19,972
So, ich heisse Clyde Langer.
328
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,507
I am Clyde Langer.
329
00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:24,543
Good to meet you,
Clyde Langer.
330
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,550
So, what about you?
331
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,320
What do you do?
332
00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:36,889
I don't know.
Just hang out with my mates.
333
00:18:37,055 --> 00:18:39,892
Oh what, like, thingy, Luke?
334
00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:42,528
Yeah.
335
00:18:42,694 --> 00:18:43,896
He seems quiet.
336
00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:46,298
Bit of a geek, yeah?
337
00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:48,434
Yeah, but he's cool.
338
00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:52,104
Nah.
I've got a mate in Germany
just like him.
339
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,608
Makes me look good.
(LAUGHS)
340
00:18:55,773 --> 00:18:57,643
That's not why
I hang out with him!
341
00:18:57,808 --> 00:19:00,145
-He's my mate for real.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
342
00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:01,614
Sorry.
343
00:19:03,848 --> 00:19:06,585
So, what else do you do?
344
00:19:07,886 --> 00:19:13,092
Well, there is something.
345
00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:17,897
There's this thing I do
that I haven't really
told anyone about, but...
346
00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:20,199
Yeah, I can't
really say what it is.
347
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:23,202
You a rebel,
like your old man?
348
00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:25,971
What is it?
349
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,940
You drop litter
on the streets?
350
00:19:28,907 --> 00:19:29,942
Come on!
351
00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:33,646
We shouldn't have secrets.
352
00:19:33,811 --> 00:19:35,214
(MOBILE RINGING)
353
00:19:38,983 --> 00:19:39,985
Dad...
354
00:19:41,319 --> 00:19:42,087
Dad...
355
00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:45,491
I save the world.
356
00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:48,394
RANI: I bet Sarah Jane never
does anything like this.
357
00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:49,995
What are you looking for?
358
00:19:50,161 --> 00:19:52,965
Jacob West found
something here.
Something alien.
359
00:19:53,131 --> 00:19:54,567
I wonder how Clyde's doing.
360
00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:56,669
He'll be fine, Luke.
361
00:19:58,469 --> 00:20:00,606
He can look
after himself, you know.
It's Clyde.
362
00:20:00,772 --> 00:20:01,907
Yeah, I guess.
363
00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:05,244
I don't think there's
anything else down here.
364
00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:08,047
(SIGHS) It'd be okay
if Mr Smith was working.
365
00:20:08,212 --> 00:20:09,949
Maybe he'll work for me.
Let's go.
366
00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:16,555
If it wasn't for me,
all these people,
they wouldn't be here.
367
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,991
I've saved them loads of times
and they don't know.
368
00:20:19,924 --> 00:20:21,493
Okay.
369
00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:24,063
Is this some kind of
trading card thing?
370
00:20:24,228 --> 00:20:26,799
-Don't you believe me?
-Nah, nah,
I'm not saying that.
371
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,034
It's just, you and this Luke,
372
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,538
the two of you,
saving the world?
373
00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:36,075
You don't know
what we've seen.
Slitheen. Sontarans.
374
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,043
We've stopped them.
All of them.
375
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:39,879
You and Luke?
376
00:20:40,044 --> 00:20:41,046
You don't believe me, do you?
377
00:20:43,348 --> 00:20:44,850
Fine! I'll prove it to you.
378
00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:46,218
What?
379
00:20:46,384 --> 00:20:48,287
-Come on, I'll show you.
-Where are we going?
380
00:20:48,453 --> 00:20:50,723
Bannerman Road.
It's where it all happens.
381
00:21:03,969 --> 00:21:06,872
And up here is the attic.
382
00:21:07,038 --> 00:21:08,807
(PANTING)
383
00:21:11,175 --> 00:21:13,946
PAUL:
Whoa, look at all this stuff!
384
00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:17,950
You could make
a fortune on eBay.
385
00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:20,753
What is all this?
386
00:21:20,919 --> 00:21:22,821
Dad, it's not about money.
387
00:21:22,988 --> 00:21:24,957
No, no, course not.
388
00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:26,559
It isn't.
389
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:27,927
Some of this stuff...
390
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:30,329
It's alien.
391
00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:31,931
Do you get what that means?
392
00:21:32,097 --> 00:21:33,365
Alien? Yeah, right.
393
00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,935
You mean like
those Dalek things?
394
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,803
Yeah, but there're loads more.
395
00:21:37,968 --> 00:21:39,538
Some of them are pretty cool.
396
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,741
All right.
397
00:21:42,907 --> 00:21:46,078
Well, come on then,
show me something alien, hmm?
398
00:21:46,243 --> 00:21:49,215
Come on, sell it to me.
399
00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:53,452
Well, we have this mate
who lives in America.
400
00:21:53,618 --> 00:21:55,721
But Sarah Jane has this.
401
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,731
Hey, hey, Maria!
This friend of Sarah Jane's
402
00:22:05,895 --> 00:22:09,835
given her this
holographic postcard
what's it thing, so...
403
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,937
Hi, Maria. We miss you.
404
00:22:13,104 --> 00:22:15,174
Soft boy.
405
00:22:15,339 --> 00:22:17,776
We don't miss you.
We've moved on.
You're gone and forgotten.
406
00:22:17,942 --> 00:22:19,445
"Maria who?", I say.
407
00:22:23,348 --> 00:22:24,517
See.
408
00:22:24,682 --> 00:22:26,452
Alien tech!
409
00:22:26,618 --> 00:22:27,686
It's true.
410
00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:31,757
I thought it was just
the government and the army.
411
00:22:31,922 --> 00:22:34,660
They dealt with
all that, but you?
412
00:22:35,326 --> 00:22:36,795
(GASPS)
413
00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:40,766
My lad meets aliens?
414
00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:43,102
All in a day's work.
415
00:22:44,368 --> 00:22:45,938
I'm dead proud of you, Clyde.
416
00:22:47,738 --> 00:22:49,542
You've done so much.
417
00:22:49,707 --> 00:22:51,577
Well, I'm just lucky, I guess.
418
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:55,214
I've got good mates, Mum...
419
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:58,484
These aliens,
they bring stuff like this?
420
00:22:58,649 --> 00:23:00,653
Yeah, sometimes.
421
00:23:00,817 --> 00:23:03,923
-If we could just
mass produce this...
-Is that all you think about?
422
00:23:04,856 --> 00:23:06,592
Don't you get it?
423
00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:09,128
There's millions
of worlds out there.
424
00:23:09,294 --> 00:23:11,764
It's... It's magic.
425
00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:13,999
Okay, okay!
426
00:23:14,165 --> 00:23:19,205
So it's you,
Luke and this Sarah Jane?
427
00:23:20,171 --> 00:23:22,274
Yeah. Oh,
428
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,943
but behind that wall, there.
429
00:23:24,742 --> 00:23:26,145
That's Mr Smith!
430
00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:29,715
He's basically this big,
alien computer.
431
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,818
You say, "Mr Smith".
And then, you say
something else.
432
00:23:32,983 --> 00:23:36,088
But I won't say that
cos we're not meant
to be up here,
433
00:23:36,254 --> 00:23:37,690
and he'll tell Sarah Jane.
434
00:23:37,855 --> 00:23:39,191
But yeah,
you say that, and it's all...
435
00:23:41,459 --> 00:23:43,162
And out he comes. Pretty cool.
436
00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:47,933
Dad? What are you doing?
437
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:51,003
Just looking.
438
00:23:51,169 --> 00:23:53,405
So, yeah, aliens.
439
00:23:53,571 --> 00:23:54,874
(LAUGHS)
440
00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:57,743
Aliens come to
Ealing and meet you.
441
00:23:57,909 --> 00:24:00,145
Yep. Who's the daddy now?
442
00:24:00,645 --> 00:24:01,814
(LAUGHS)
443
00:24:05,049 --> 00:24:05,951
Clyde Langer!
444
00:24:06,817 --> 00:24:08,921
What are you doing here?
445
00:24:09,086 --> 00:24:10,923
Sarah Jane's away
for the weekend.
446
00:24:13,123 --> 00:24:14,927
-And who are you?
-Paul Langer.
447
00:24:15,093 --> 00:24:15,928
Clyde's dad.
448
00:24:17,528 --> 00:24:20,833
Oh.
Well, it's nice to meet you.
449
00:24:20,998 --> 00:24:22,935
This is Mr Chandra.
He's my head teacher.
450
00:24:23,101 --> 00:24:24,703
Oh, all right, mate.
451
00:24:24,869 --> 00:24:26,672
Clyde hasn't stopped
raving about you
and your school.
452
00:24:26,837 --> 00:24:28,207
He loves it there. (CHUCKLES)
453
00:24:28,372 --> 00:24:30,242
-Does he?
-I'm joking.
454
00:24:30,408 --> 00:24:32,378
(BOTH LAUGHING)
455
00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:33,946
Can I ask what
you're both doing here?
456
00:24:34,812 --> 00:24:37,316
Uh, watering the plants.
457
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,252
Yeah, Sarah Jane asked me
to water the plants
when she's away.
458
00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:43,656
That's interesting. Because
apparently, she asked Rani
to do that as well.
459
00:24:43,821 --> 00:24:46,358
Uh, there's lots of plants.
460
00:24:46,523 --> 00:24:48,561
I'm sure you think
you're being funny, Clyde,
but it's serious.
461
00:24:48,726 --> 00:24:50,863
Oh, come on, mate,
it's not that serious.
Just drop it, eh?
462
00:24:55,366 --> 00:24:57,169
-You okay?
-I'm okay.
463
00:24:57,335 --> 00:24:59,004
Okay.
464
00:24:59,169 --> 00:25:02,041
You want to watch it
with the pizza, though.
Cholesterol city.
465
00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:03,809
-I beg your pardon?
-I'm just saying.
466
00:25:03,975 --> 00:25:06,178
Not exactly setting
a good example for the kids.
467
00:25:06,343 --> 00:25:09,014
Thank you,
I do plenty of
exercise, actually.
468
00:25:09,179 --> 00:25:11,584
With all that pizza,
too right, you should
exercise, mate.
469
00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:13,719
I should exercise.
470
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,190
(LAUGHING) Mr Chandra?
471
00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:20,092
Is he...
472
00:25:20,258 --> 00:25:21,927
He is!
473
00:25:22,092 --> 00:25:23,829
-(CLYDE CHUCKLING)
-He's doing what I tell him.
474
00:25:24,862 --> 00:25:27,733
Oi, mate, jogging's for wimps.
475
00:25:27,899 --> 00:25:29,134
(DISTORTED)
Get doing some push-ups, yeah?
476
00:25:32,871 --> 00:25:34,006
(BOTH LAUGHING)
477
00:25:35,374 --> 00:25:36,442
Dad?
478
00:25:38,142 --> 00:25:40,212
-What are you doing?
-Jogging's for wimps.
479
00:25:40,378 --> 00:25:41,413
I'm doing press-ups.
480
00:25:41,579 --> 00:25:42,648
(LAUGHING)
481
00:25:43,748 --> 00:25:44,817
What's happened?
482
00:25:44,983 --> 00:25:45,951
(LAUGHING)
483
00:25:48,486 --> 00:25:49,688
Who are you?
484
00:25:49,854 --> 00:25:52,625
Oh, Rani, this is my dad.
485
00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:53,926
Have you been
up to the attic?
486
00:25:55,026 --> 00:25:56,462
Yeah. So?
487
00:25:56,627 --> 00:25:58,597
Mum doesn't like
anyone going in there.
488
00:25:58,763 --> 00:26:01,433
And you always do
what you're told,
do you?
489
00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:03,736
Clyde reckons
you lot save the world.
490
00:26:03,902 --> 00:26:05,771
You told him what we do?
491
00:26:05,936 --> 00:26:08,607
Mr Langer,
have you taken something
that doesn't belong to you?
492
00:26:08,773 --> 00:26:10,042
Hey, that's my dad
you're talking to!
493
00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:11,577
He's nicked something alien!
494
00:26:11,742 --> 00:26:12,878
There was
this pendant at school.
495
00:26:13,043 --> 00:26:14,647
Jacob West was using it
to brainwash people.
496
00:26:14,812 --> 00:26:17,583
Don't you go round
accusing my dad
of nicking stuff!
497
00:26:17,749 --> 00:26:19,218
Who do you think you are?
498
00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:20,786
You take your dad
up to the attic,
he comes back down
499
00:26:20,951 --> 00:26:23,255
and suddenly
my dad's doing what
your dad tells him to!
500
00:26:23,421 --> 00:26:26,091
Clyde, mate,
I really can't be bothered
with all this.
501
00:26:29,693 --> 00:26:32,298
Rani, perhaps we should
go inside and speak
to Mr Smith.
502
00:26:32,463 --> 00:26:33,532
You're calling my dad a thief!
503
00:26:33,698 --> 00:26:34,900
What is your problem?
504
00:26:35,065 --> 00:26:37,303
He's stolen it. Can't you see?
It's dangerous!
505
00:26:37,468 --> 00:26:39,805
What do you mean
it's dangerous?
What are you talking about?
506
00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:41,540
Clyde.
507
00:26:41,706 --> 00:26:42,942
Yeah, I'm coming, Dad.
508
00:26:43,942 --> 00:26:45,077
PAUL: Good.
509
00:26:45,243 --> 00:26:46,979
Oh, and Clyde...
510
00:26:47,144 --> 00:26:48,614
Forget about those two.
511
00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:51,717
You see, he's got it.
512
00:26:51,882 --> 00:26:54,520
(DISTORTED)
I want you to forget
about them completely.
513
00:26:57,989 --> 00:26:58,924
Clyde?
514
00:27:00,124 --> 00:27:01,627
I'm... I'm fine.
515
00:27:03,227 --> 00:27:05,865
Clyde! Clyde, wait!
516
00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:06,999
Sorry, do I know you?
517
00:27:08,132 --> 00:27:09,134
What? Clyde?
518
00:27:09,301 --> 00:27:10,436
How do you know my name?
519
00:27:10,602 --> 00:27:12,304
It's me! Luke!
520
00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:15,207
Nah, sorry, mate,
never seen you before
in my life.
521
00:27:16,207 --> 00:27:17,743
Come on, Dad.
522
00:27:17,909 --> 00:27:19,211
-Clyde!
-Forget it!
523
00:27:20,745 --> 00:27:21,881
Clyde's gone.
524
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,322
I'm your best friend.
525
00:27:30,488 --> 00:27:31,557
You're a freak!
526
00:27:31,722 --> 00:27:33,092
(TYRES SCREECHING)
527
00:27:33,257 --> 00:27:35,528
He wants to take him away!
He wants to take my baby.
528
00:27:35,693 --> 00:27:37,129
(STRAINING)
529
00:27:37,294 --> 00:27:39,365
She's gonna see the pendant.
She's gonna see everything.
530
00:27:39,531 --> 00:27:40,533
What are you doing?
531
00:27:40,698 --> 00:27:42,401
Get off me, you. Who are you?
532
00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:46,839
This whole world
will do as I say!
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