All language subtitles for The.Sarah.Jane.Adventures.S02E04.The.Day.of.the.Clown.Part.2.1080p.MAX.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-DarkSaber_track3_[eng]

Boy, they have no idea
what they're moving in
over the road from.

(LAUGHS) Rani.
My family just moved
into Bannerman Road.

RANI: These kids go missing.
Now that is weird.

-The police just
don't have a clue.
-Hey!

Welcome to Spellman's
Magical Museum of the Circus.

-They're alive!
-(GASPING) Run!

He's sealed the doors.

You are mine to feed on.

Fear me. You are mine!

Don't let him touch you!

Oh, sweet, sweet fear!

Luke! Give me a hand!

Why are you
coming after me?

You have a ticket.
You are mine.

Get away from her!
I'm not scared of you!

But you are scared of me...

Sarah Jane Smith.

Of all the things
you have seen,

of all the things
out of the dark

you have fought,

it's me that lives
in your nightmares.

-The painted face of a clown.
-Mum!

(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

CLYDE: Quick,
we're out, come on!

-Run!
-RANI: He's frozen!

The phone's
electromagnetic wave

must have temporarily
interfered with
Spellman's energies.

They must have
a similar frequency.
But it won't last.

Isn't someone going to
tell me what's going on?

Rani, there's
a time and a place
for an interview.

And being chased
by a clown from outer space
is most definitely not it.

-Rani!
-Just get in the car!

(ENGINE STARTING)

(SPELLMAN LAUGHING)

(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

Okay,
annoying ringtones
have their uses.

I think we've all
learned that today.

But they're still annoying.

It's my mum.
What do I tell her?

That you're on the way home.

What, you expect me to
just go home like that?

Mum, I think you have to
tell her everything.

No. I told both of you.

Please, Sarah Jane.
That phone is
doing my head in.

(RINGING CONTINUES)

I'm going to
offer you a choice, Rani.

Cross over the road,
go back to your parents

and the life you lived
before you moved here,

and nothing
would have changed.

Or you can come with me.

If you do that,
nothing will ever
be the same again.

I want to know the truth.

Then tell your mum
I'm giving you
a little work experience.

This way.

This place is huge!

You ain't seen nothing yet.

This is where it
gets interesting.

How cool is this!

This is where you work?

That's right.

What's this?

That's a distress beacon
from a Cylethian scoutship.
Careful!

You'll have an
intergalactic rescue team

landing on the
corner of Bannerman Road.

-I thought you
were a journalist.
-I am.

Not with alien gizmos
in her attic,

who doesn't bat an eyelid
at a shape-changing,

alien-clown Pied Piper thing?

That's more of a hobby.

(CHUCKLES)
Okay, any second now,
my alarm's gonna go off

and it's my second day
at Park Vale.

A new school
with your dad
as headteacher,

anyone would
have nutty dreams.

All right, Rani,
this is what we do,

Luke, Clyde and me.

When aliens come to Earth,
and they do all the time,

if they're friendly
and they need help,
we're here to give it.

On the other hand,
if they're looking
for trouble,

we give 'em that, too.

Yeah, well,
I wouldn't have
put it quite like that.

Yeah, but we have saved
the world 12 times now.

-For real?
-No one is keeping score.

-Except Luke.
-What's important

are the rules.

We look after each other,
we respect all life,

whatever planet it's from,
and we tell no one what we do.

Do you understand?
No one!

Yes. I understand.

Mr Smith, I need you!

(ENGINES HISSING)

(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

What's happening?

Oh, don't worry,
it's only Mr Smith.

MR SMITH: Yes, Sarah Jane.
How can I help you?

It's a computer.
A talking computer!

You've got
a talking computer
in your wall!

Actually, he's a Xylok.
A crystalline life form,

just about the smartest
in the galaxy.

But computer's
close enough.
Supercomputer.

Mr Smith,
I want you to tell me
everything you know

about the Pied Piper
and a clown called Odd Bob.

MR SMITH: And this
has to do with the children
that have gone missing?

Across America,
in the period 1932 to 1940,

there were
disappearances of children

connected to
a travelling clown
known as Odd Bob.

-So many!
-What about the Pied Piper?

I'm sorry,
I don't think
we've been introduced.

This is Rani.
She's just visiting.

What about the Pied Piper?

A legendary figure,
who, in 1284,

rid the German town
of Hamelin of rats by
means of a magical tune.

When the town
refused to pay his fee,

he enchanted away
all its children.

Could there be
any truth in the story?

It's a matter
of historical fact

that Hamelin
lost its children.

Whoa!
You mean it's true?

I want you to
scan this, Mr Smith.

I'm detecting traces
of an alien energy.

-Yes!
-What sort of energy?

I can find no comparable data
for analysis.

So this is something
from way off.

Mr Smith,
show me the historical
extra-terrestrial records

for Lower Saxony
in the 13th century.

What's that? In the
Weserbergland Mountains?

A meteorite fragment
which landed in 1283.

The year before
the Piper arrived.

Yes! The Piper was
in the meteor! Result!

The meteorite
had a diameter
of 30.12 centimetres.

An unlikely spacecraft, Rani.

Still, what do we
know about it?

The meteorite
is currently on loan
for scientific research

from the University
of Munich to the UK.

-You mean it's here?
-And he came with it.

Perhaps if I were able to
analyse a fragment,

I could provide
some information on
the energy sample.

Of course. Where is it?

The Pharos Institute.

So are you going
to get this meteorite
for Mr Smith?

I'm going to try.
It might provide the key
to stopping Spellman.

I have a contact
at the Pharos Institute.

I think they'll help me.

I'd like to help you,
Sarah Jane.

Rani,
the last thing I wanted

was for you to get
involved in all of this,

in what I do.

Up there,
among the stars,

there are
fantastic civilizations.

Life forms beyond
our imagination.

But there are those
that are dangerous.

That,
for whatever reason,
mean us harm.

I stop them, it's what I do.

I've done it for so long.

But if I could turn back time,

neither Luke nor Clyde
would be involved.

I don't know
if I'll always be
able to protect them.

You don't need another kid
to worry about, is that it?

Yes, it is.

But I'm already involved.

Odd Bob
is coming after me

and every other kid that
has one of these tickets.

This is a Vorgatt
Defence Field Emitter.

Turn it on, place it in
the middle of your room.

It'll throw up
a force field that will stop

anything getting in
to harm you.

Beyond that,
make sure that
you are never alone.

-Is that it?
-I promise you, Rani.

I will stop Spellman.

Even if you do,
you can't expect me

to live across the road
and forget about all of this.

No. But I expect you
to keep it a secret,
to never tell anyone.

Not even Mum and Dad?

(CHUCKLING) Do you think
they'd believe you?

-No.
-Goodnight, Rani.

It's incredible, isn't it?

The universe,
aliens and everything.

I mean, it's scary.

But it's all real.

-That's amazing.
-Yes, Rani.

Yes, it is.

(BEEPING)

-Why do they scare you?
-(GASPS)

Luke.

Odd Bob, he scared you.

I've never seen that before.

When my Aunt Lavinia
was bringing me up...

My room was
full of lots of old toys
that used to be hers.

One of them
was a marionette,
a puppet clown.

I never liked it.

It always seemed
to be watching me.

Then, one night,
there was the most
tremendous thunderstorm.

(THUNDER CLAPPING)

(MANIACAL LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

I screamed the house down.

What happened?

Aunt Lavinia told me
not to be so silly.

It was a puppet.

It was a trick of
the light in the storm.

Perhaps it was.

But it was the first time
I ever cried out
for my parents.

You see,
I never really knew them.

I was only a baby
when they died.

(CRYING)

Rise and shine!

Morning. (GASPS)

Mum!

(POWERS OFF)

Mum, are you all right?

Oh, I don't know.
(SIGHING)

Is it one of your
migraines coming on?

I suppose. Oh!

It aches like
I walked into a brick wall.

It feels like I did, too.

Maybe you've
been overdoing it.

Yeah.
Yeah, I suppose.

There's your tea.

Hurry up,
your breakfast is on.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHING)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

Miss Smith,
so good to see you again.

Professor Rivers.

Do come this way.

Of course, we owe you
a great debt of gratitude

over that business
with Nathan Goss.

I mean,
If anything had
appeared in the media,

it would've been
the end of the institute.

I may be a journalist,
Professor Rivers,

but there are
some things it's best
the public don't know.

Oh, thank you, Miss Smith.

But your interest in the
Weserbergland meteorite,

it's not dangerous, is it?

On the contrary,
I hope it can help
end something that is.

Oh, thank you.

We think it came
from deep, deep space.

But the samples
we've seen from Mars

offer far more evidence
of extra-terrestrial life.

But you won't
take much, will you?

I mean,
this is highly irregular.

Normally, I would
never allow it but...

You'll hardly notice
the difference.

Well, I think it's best
if I wasn't here.

If you wish.

(WARBLING)

What are you doing,
Miss Smith?

I didn't mean to frighten you.

I'm going to find out
what you are, Odd Bob.

We're only scared of
what we don't understand.

When I know
where you come from,
what you really are,

I will stop you.

Suppose there isn't anything
to be understood?

Suppose I am
beyond understanding?

Suppose,
as the thunder crashed,
the lightning flashed,

your aunt's clown
really did come to life?

(LAUGHING)

How could
you know about that?

It was a trick of the light.

Then why are you
still so scared?

I know what
you're trying to do.

You need people
to be frightened of you.

That's why
you take the children.

That's the thing
that scares us most.
The thing...

It's almost
impossible to understand.

And today,
just for you, Miss Smith,

I will chill
the blood of a nation.

A thousand families
will ache with loss,

and millions
will shudder, sleepless

with a bone-gnawing fear.

What are you going to do?

Are you finished, Miss Smith?

(GASPS)

(KIDS CHATTERING)

I can't believe
we're at school with
that alien still out there.

Welcome to our world.

We're the fearless
alien hunters,
defenders of Earth,

-but everything stops
for the school bell.
-Tell me about it.

-So was Maria one of you then?
A fearless alien hunter?
-Yes.

That's what you meant when
you said we couldn't be
friends in the same way.

(EERIE LAUGHTER ECHOING)

He's here. The balloon.
It's Odd Bob. He's here.

What's going on?

It's as if the balloons
are taking control of them.

Okay, this does not feel good.

Where are the kids?

He's leading them away,
like the Pied Piper.

Come on.

MR SMITH: The meteorite
originated in the
Jeggorabax Cluster.

-I've never heard of it.
-It is a dark nebula

-on the cusp of
the Bezeta-Vordak System.

Well, what about
energy traces?

There's an energy residue
matching the sample
I analysed.

Go on.

There are stories of entities
in this region created by
emotions such as fear.

And this energy
came here in a meteor
that fell near Hamelin,

where people were terrified
by a plague of rats.

And this fear manifested
as the Pied Piper.

And once manifested,
the entity required
more fear for its survival.

It took the children.
To create fear.

And it's been doing
the same thing ever since.

(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

Mum,
I think you'd better
get down here.

Turn around!
You don't know
what you're doing!

You're in danger, all of you!
Don't you understand?

Come on, stop, come back!
Where are you going?

I think they're heading
for the circus museum.

This must be what
he was talking about.

He's going to make
the whole school vanish.

Luke, whatever you do,
don't follow them
into the museum.

I'll be there
as soon as I can.

Mr Smith,
I have a job for you.

We tried to get
them to turn back.
But they won't listen.

It's like they're zombies.

I think Spellman
is controlling them

much like he did
the clown mannequins.

But what's he gonna
do with them?

It's practically
the whole school.

They'll just vanish
like the others,
without a trace.

It isn't the children
he's really interested in,

it's the fear
their disappearance causes.

Spellman is
an energy entity
that feeds on fear.

Roll up! Roll up!

Welcome to
Spellman's Magical
Museum of the Circus.

Just step this way!

I don't think so,
Mr Spellman.

I don't think
you have any say
in the matter, Miss Smith.

Perhaps I should
phone a friend.

(DIAL TONE)

(DIALING)

MR SMITH: Connecting now.

(ALL MOBILE PHONES RINGING)

Oh! It looks like
his line's busy.

It must be Mr Smith.

He's scanned
the school records
and rung every pupil.

The phone signals
are interfering with
Spellman's power.

(RINGING CONTINUES)

You meddle with
me at your cost,
Sarah Jane Smith!

I'm not scared of you,
or Odd Bob!

You think you have
conquered your fear,
Miss Smith?

I will show you fear!

Sounds like a bad loser to me.

Everyone's going
back to school.

Luke? Luke!

-He was right next to me!
-Where's he gone?

-Luke!
-No!

I'm not having this!

No, Clyde. You stay here.
You, too, Rani.

Luke is my son.
I'm going after him on my own.

No way.
We're coming to help you!

I'm not going to risk
losing both of you as well.

Now, stay here!

(ZAPPING)

-(BANGING)
-She's locked us out!

So what are
we going to do?
She might need us.

We've got to
find another way in.
Come on.

(MANIACAL LAUGHING)

Spellman, where are you?
I've come for my son!

(WARBLING)

(EERIE SHRIEKING)

Help! Help!

-Luke!
-Help!

-Luke!
-Help!

-Luke!
-Help!

Spellman, where are you?

(MANIACAL LAUGHING)

Not scared of me, Miss Smith?
Oh, I think you are.

If you've hurt my son,
Spellman, if you've done
anything to him,

I will destroy you!

The fear of a mother
for her young,

the strongest fear of all.

You'd better believe it!

-Give us a hand.
-Look, maybe you
should stay here.

It's going to be
dangerous in there.

Would Maria have
stayed out here?

No.

Yes!

Come on, Spellman,
no more smoke and mirrors.

If you're looking at
getting fat on my fear,

you're looking at
a low-cal lunch.

(GASPING)

Tastes like fear to me.

What have you
done with Luke?

-He's with the others.
-The others?

The boy in
the stationery cupboard,
the boy playing football.

If you really want
me to count them all,
I would pull up a chair.

It has been
over 700 years,
don't you know?

(LAUGHING)

Where are they?

Somewhere between
this world and another.

They are sleeping.

I don't want to harm them.
I don't need to.

All of them? They're fine?

Well, after a while,
they just fade away.

Bring them back.
Bring them back now!

(LAUGHING)

I can't do that.

Can you imagine,

a bogeyman that
brings children back

from Never Never Land?

Who would be
scared of me then? Boo!

I would cease to be.

If you don't exist any more,

all the harm
you've done is reversed.

The children you've taken
will be returned,

at least the ones
taken from here. Luke.

But you cannot
destroy me, Miss Smith.

No one can destroy fear.

'Tis part of you all.
I am part of you all.

How do you fight fear?
What can we do?

I'll tell you
what you can do.

Now, if you are
so concerned
for your son,

let me take you
to join him.

I'm sure
your disappearance,
in time,

will give me much nourishment.

All right,
Mr Spellman, listen to this.

Two aerials got married.

-You should've
seen the reception!
-Clyde!

Another child,
another frightened mother.

Yes, you have a ticket,
Clyde Langer.

Keep away from him!

What do you call
a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!

-(LAUGHTER ECHOING)
-Police station toilet stolen!

The cops have
nothing to go on!

What do you call
a fish with no eyes?
A "fsh"!

A magician was
driving down the road

and he turns
into his house!

-What is this?
-Come on, folks.

How about a little bit
of audience participation?

What's invisible
and smells like carrots?

(MIMICS FARTING)
Rabbit farts.

(RANI CLAPPING)

Thank you, thank you.

Where would you
find a one-legged dog?

Where you left him.

What's this?
She's nicking my material.

Stop this.
Stop it now.

What's wrong, Mr Spellman?
Does the sound of
laughter upset you?

-Does it frighten you?
-You will fear me!

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

He's getting weaker!

Two fish are in a tank,
one says to the other,

"Do you know
how to drive this?"

An optician tells a guy
he's colourblind.

"Well, that's a bolt
out of the green!"

How did Count Dracula
escape from Transylvania?

-He used a blood vessel!
-(LAUGHING)

What's wrong, Mr Spellman?
Not game for a laugh?

People have shuddered
with fear in my shadow
for over 700 years.

And now they're
rocking with laughter.

I bet that's a real
kick in the ego.

Sarah Jane! Your pocket!

I went to the dentist,
he said, "Say, 'Ahhh!'"

I said, "Why?"
He said, "My dog's dead."

Of course. That's it!

You think you can destroy me
with pathetic jokes?

Hey, this is classic material.

I'm not going to
destroy you, Mr Spellman.

I'm just going
to put you back
where you belong,

where you don't need
anyone's fear to survive.

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

No!

This is where you belong,

the meteor that
brought you to Earth.

You've always
been attached to it,

but you were
strong enough
to resist its pull.

But not any more, Mr Spellman.

The nightmare is over!

Thank you!
The joker in the pack.

Every alien-busting team
should have one.

That was
good thinking, Clyde.

Well,
it was Rani's idea.

Yeah,
but I told him
to be funny.

-Mum!
-Oh, Luke!

Luke!
Luke, you're all right!

What happened?
Where's Spellman?

I imagine you could say
he's finally paid the piper.

(CHUCKLING)

MR SMITH: The children
taken in recent weeks

have all been found
safe and well.

They have no memory
of what happened to them,

but were clearly released
when the energy entity

was returned to
the meteor fragment.

And that is going in here.

Halkonite steel.

Nothing can get through it.
Not even thoughts.

So what happens now?
Do you trust me to
keep all this secret?

When it comes to
getting a true glimpse
of the universe,

there are two types of people.

Those who refuse to believe,

that will tell themselves
anything to deny
the evidence of their eyes,

and those that
embrace the universe,
and just how special life is,

and want it to stay that way
by keeping it safe and secret.

And that's me?

That's all of us.

Rani, where do you
think you've been?

I thought you would
have had more sense

than to get involved
in this walkout.

-Walkout?
-Stupid prank.

The whole school
went walkabout,

then wanders back
a couple of hours later,

claiming not to have known
what they'd been doing.

Obviously, some
bright spark thought

it'd be a good way
of winding up
the new headteacher.

Yeah. Of course.
'Cause I'm the joker
in the pack, aren't I?

We had free periods
this afternoon.

We've been at
the library in town
researching for a project.

-Clyde, Luke and me.
-See?

That's why she wasn't
answering her phone.

I was at the library myself
and brought them home.

I thought I'd take
your advice, sir.

Try applying my brains
to something other
than being funny.

Oh, by the way,
I saw it on the news.

All those kids turned up
like nothing ever happened,

very happy-ever-after,
but I can't help thinking,
weird.

Not weird, Mum. Surprising.

The universe is
a surprising place.

Anyway,
Haresh is making
veggie chilli for tea.

You're all welcome to share.

I'd love to,
but I need to get on
with some work. But Luke...

-Yeah, please.
-Come on.

Haresh is always cooking
far too much food.

He's got this thing
about Dawn French.

His mother always said
I was far too skinny.

Look at me,
with my new headteacher
cooking me tea!

The universe really is
a surprising place.

Yes.

It really is.

There's no power in the stars.

SARAH JANE: This Trueman's
come from nowhere,

now he's pulling in
all these people.

What if there's
another universe?

Where astrology worked.

I've got things to do,
such amazing things.

The Ancient Lights
will destroy you!