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(BOYS SHOUTING)

(GROANING)

-Tony!
-TONY: Sorry.

-Get a move on, Tony.
-I can't find it.

Who's there?

Tony!

(LOUD LAUGHTER ECHOING)

Tony! Tony!

Tony!

Tony!

Stu? Finney? Is that you?

(YELLING)

MARIA: How are you?
How's everything back home?

It seems like only yesterday
I was saying goodbye,

but time flies when
you're having fun.
I miss you all so much.

There are worse
things than aliens.

These children going missing,
it's terrible.

How is she?
Does she like Washington?

She says it's awesome.

It sounds like
Maria's going to
fit in perfectly.

Sounds like it.

Luke, I know it's hard
when a really good friend,

someone you really care about,
moves out of your life,

but you'll see her again.

Well, she's coming back
for her mum's wedding,
isn't she?

-I'm sure we'll all
meet up then.
-It won't be the same.

Maybe not, but you know,
that's not always so bad.

One of the best
things about life
is it's always surprising us.

Morning, people.
This is Clyde Langer reporting
live from Bannerman Road,

where at this precise moment
there's a new family moving
in at number 36.

Boy, they've no idea
what they're moving in
over the road from.

No, and they're never
going to find out,
do you hear?

Both of you, promise me
you'll never breathe
a word about what we do.

-Mr Smith, any of it.
-Why would we?

It's not like
it's Maria, is it?

-Come on,
we're going to be late.
-Yeah, sure.

Don't worry.
We won't say anything.

We'd just better hope Maria
never left anything
lying around when she went.

-What do you mean?
-Oh, you know,
we've been hanging out

with some pretty random
intergalactic sorts.

Who knows what
might have rubbed off
and still be over there?

-I did not fancy Maria.
-Boy,
I taught you well, didn't I?

Clyde's Cool Rule Number Two,
deny all emotion,

-especially when
involving girls.
-I just miss her,

okay? Don't you?

'Course I miss her.
But people move on, Luke.

-Ask my mum and dad.
-I've never
lost anyone before.

Well, it's not going to be
the same without her
that's for sure.

(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, who am
I going to have to save
from Sontarans,

the Slitheen and Gorgons now?

Hey! Watch where you're...

-Don't... Don't mention it.
It's no problem.
-Sorry.

-I'm looking for
Mr Cunningham's form.
-That's our class.

-I start today.
-And you run into me.

-Now that's what
I call a start.
-Yeah.

Like starting the 100 metres
in the Olympics
and tripping over your laces.

(LAUGHS) This is Clyde.
He thinks he's cool.

-I'm Luke.
-Who isn't.

(LAUGHS) Rani.
My family just moved into
Bannerman Road.

-Bannerman Road?
-Of course. Where else?

Sarah Jane's right.
The universe
never stops weirding you out.

-Sarah who?
-Never mind. Come on,
I'll take you to class.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

-Did you just see that?
-See what?

Never mind.
Come on,
I'd better not be late.

So, the football team
has been knocked out

of the Inter-Schools Challenge
by West Hill

after a 4-0
mauling last night.

(ALL BOOING)

Yeah, all right,
settle down, settle down.

So, we'll be looking
for better news

in the National Schools
Science Challenge.

Anybody who wants to sign up
for the team
should see Miss Webster.

I'll be expecting
to see your name
on the list, Luke.

ALL: Lukey! Lukey!

You're a bit of a brain box
then, Luke?

-They haven't got
a box big enough.
-(LAUGHS)

(ALL LAUGHING)

That's enough!
Silence, the lot of you!

This is a classroom,
not the home end
at Stamford Bridge!

Class, this is Mr Chandra,
our new Head.

This is a school,

my school,

and you come here to learn,
not to play about.

You, boy!
Sit up straight
and pay attention!

And that goes for all of you.

I know it's been a while
since your last Head Teacher
Mr Blakeman disappeared,

and it looks like
standards around here
vanished with him.

But, listen up,

Park Vale has a new captain
on the bridge now.

I'm getting a very serious
sinking feeling.

I'm a fair captain,
but, believe me,
I run a very tight ship.

Aye, aye, Skipper.

(ALL GIGGLING)

-Ah, the joker in the pack.
-I do my best.

Well, Clyde Langer, I hope
your classwork is as
sharp as your wit.

-It takes brains
to be this funny.
-No, Langer.

It takes brains to know when
to shut up and listen.

Now, a third child
has gone missing.

I'm speaking to all classes
today, reminding you
all to be careful

and, just as importantly,
telling you all

that if you see anything
or anyone suspicious,

to tell
the police immediately.

(DOOR BELL CHIMING)

-Yes? Hello?
-Oh, hello.
I live over the road.

I saw you were moving in.
Thought maybe you hadn't
had time to find the kettle.

Oh, tell me, do you save
the world every day,
or is it just on Mondays?

Oh, come on in, come in.

Sorry it's such a state.
I had a plan,
a list, you know,

what was what and
where it was going.

But then you have to go and
use removal men, don't you?

And, frankly, my darling,
you might as well
give in to chaos.

-Oh, I'm Gita, by the way.
-Sarah Jane.

-Well, I'm very pleased
to meet you, Sarah.
-Jane.

-Lovely. Shall I see if I
can find some cups?
-Perfect.

That's your house, is it?
The big one right opposite?

-Yes.
-(HUMMING)

(BLEEPING)

-Do you have kids, Sarah?
-Sarah Jane.

-All clear.
-Sorry?

Oh, just my son, Luke.
Just the two of us.

Ah... We've got a girl. Rani.
She's very clever.

So, what were
the last people like
that lived in our house?

Mr Jackson and his daughter?

-Nice. I miss Maria.
-Oh, yeah?

I mean, we were friends.
Maria, Clyde and me.

-We can be friends.
-Yeah.
But it wouldn't be the same.

-Oh. Sorry, I suggested it.
-No.
I didn't mean it like that.

I can't explain.
Inter-personal relationships

-is something I
haven't mastered yet.
-(LAUGHS)

You know, I hope you don't
mind me telling you,

but you do know
you're a bit weird,
don't you?

I mean,
I think you're all right.
Just a bit strange.

I'm not strange,
I'm just different.

-There's a difference.
-Yeah. I suppose.

These kids going missing,
though, that is weird.

Three in two weeks.
And the police just
don't have a clue.

Don't worry.
Statistically
the chances of you

being abducted
are extremely remote.

I'm not worried.
I'm interested.

That's all.
It's weird.

I'm into weird.

Have you ever seen
anything strange?
I mean, around the school?

Like what?

(KIDS LAUGHING)

Langer! My office. Now!

So what do you do
for a living, Sarah?

-I'm a freelance journalist.
-A journalist?

(GASPS) My Rani wants
to be a journalist.
What a coincidence.

Perhaps she could come round?
You could give her some tips.

Well, my work tends to be
rather specialised.
And I'm very busy.

In fact, I really should
be getting on now.

She'll be so excited.
And she and your Luke
are bound to be friends.

Oh, you'll love her.
She's very curious.

Wants to know everything
about everybody.

Does she? Oh, good.

He's still got you here?
But it was an accident.

Yeah, well, we didn't exactly
hit it off from the start.

I think Mr Chandra's jealous
of my popularity.

Your trouble is
you don't know
when to lay off.

Yeah. Being funny is a curse.

It's like me and the Wolfman,

life's just one big,
shaggy dog story.

(SCOFFING)

I need some
stuff for art club.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(SIGHS)

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

Dave?
Finney, are you in there?

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

Finney,
are you messing me around?

Hey!

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

(DOOR CLOSING)

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

(GASPING)

-What are you?
-All I want to do

is give you a balloon.

Langer!
I've been looking for you.

Why aren't you
outside my office?

-A clown?
-That's what I saw.

Look, if I'm making
this up, tell me,
where is Finney, I mean, Dave?

He's been kidnapped by a clown
from the stationery cupboard.

Langer, I don't know
what sort of game
you're playing,

-but this is not the way
to make an impression on me.
-Yeah.

-I should've
kept my mouth shut.
-Children are disappearing

and you think that's
something to joke about?

But you said...

You told us, if we see
anything suspicious
to sing out. Well, I am.

Look,
I tell jokes, not lies, sir.

David Finn has probably
bunked off school early.

He wouldn't. Ask anyone.

So how come no one else
has seen this clown?

Not even our CCTV cameras?

Oh, what's the use?
I knew I was wasting
my time even talking to you.

You're never
going to believe me.

It's a good thing
there's someone else who will.

-So you think we
should tell Mum?
-What do you think?

Mr Chandra's
called the police,

but they're not exactly
going to be looking
for a clown

that comes at you
out of a mirror, are they?

You didn't tell him that part,
did you?

What am I?
Mr Thicko from Thicksville?
'Course I didn't.

(SIGHS)

But we know aliens
have nabbed kids before.

-Do you remember Kudlak?
-Yes.

Aliens. That was a clown.

Why would an alien
be dressed as a clown?

So you don't
believe me either.
Thanks a lot, mate.

-I do believe you.
I don't understand.
-Well, there's a first.

There it is!

Where?

Come on!

He's there! Come on.

-Where is he?
-Search me.

But he was here.

Look.

-Don't touch it!
-Why?

I don't know why. Just don't!

(LAUGHS)

-But you didn't tell anyone?
-What am I supposed to say,

"Look, Mum and Dad,
I don't want to worry you,

"but I'm seeing clowns
that no one else can see?"

-Why not?
-Do you want them
to get me locked up?

-Why would they do that?
-What planet is he from?

Oh, Earth. Mostly.

(SIGHS) Yeah, you're so funny,
Clyde. No wonder,
the Head Teacher loves you.

Look, Rani,
whatever this clown thing is,

I think we should leave it
to the police, don't you?

They don't even
believe it exists,
you know that.

Clyde's right.
It's nothing to do with us.

There's something happening
here that doesn't make
everyday sense.

Maybe you can ignore it as
it doesn't go
with your mp3 player

or your designer trainers,
but I can't.

-I've got to know what's
going on.

-Sarah Jane's going to love
this one.

Look, there's something
I've got to tell you.

Something about me
you ought to know.

You're from another planet.
I already guessed.

Actually, Clyde,
it's worse than that.

Oh, no. Rani, please tell me
there's a good reason

why our new
Head just pulled up
outside your house

that doesn't
involve the word "dad".

Honestly,
he's all right, really.
It's just his job.

Yeah, that they said
about Doctor Frankenstein.

-Rani.
-Hi, Dad.

Haresh! Don't worry,
there's still plenty of boxes
for you to open.

Rani, how was your
first day at school?

-Did your dad go all
Captain Bligh again?
-(BOTH LAUGH)

I do not go Captain Bligh.

Yeah, just a bit.
This is Luke and Clyde.

-Luke Smith.
Pleased to meet you.
-Oh.

-Luke Smith?
-He's my son.
I'm Sarah Jane Smith.

I've been
looking at his results
for the past year.

Very, very impressive.
Remarkable, in fact.

Yes, well, he's very gifted.

-Sarah's a journalist.
-For real?

I'm really interested
in becoming a reporter.

Maybe I can
come over some time?

-Oh, well,
I really am rather busy.
-Oh.

Clyde Langer, the joker
in the pack, apparently.

Oh, and I see
clowns that don't exist.

Of course your
Head Teacher was never
going to believe you, Clyde.

Nor would the police.
Children don't
vanish out of closed rooms.

It's impossible
as far as they are concerned.

But what about the clown?

If it's an alien taking these
kids, a clown disguise isn't
exactly low-profile, is it?

But it might know that
kids are supposed to
like clowns.

Personally, they always
gave me nightmares.

Clourophobia,
it's the fear of clowns.

Johnny Depp has it.

-What encyclopaedia
did you find that in?
-Heat.

Now we need to talk to someone
close to this boy
that went missing today.

His parents will be too busy
with the police by now.

What about any of his friends?

It's Monday so they'll be
at football training.

What about Rani?
She's been seeing
the clown too.

I don't want her involved.

Well, she seems
pretty determined
to find out what's going on.

And she might be in danger.

You're right.
Someone should keep
an eye on her.

Yeah! Yeah, I'll, uh...
I'll do that.

Only I don't think her dad
would let you go
anywhere near her.

(CHUCKLING)

So, it looks as if
the boy disappeared
like the others.

Oh. His poor parents must be
going out of their minds.

(SHUDDERS)

Makes me ill,
just thinking about it.

-You watch yourself,
won't you, Rani?
-She'll be fine,

as long as she stays away
from that Langer boy.

David Finn is one of Clyde's
best friends, Dad.
He wasn't making it up.

Clyde saw a clown.
Why would he lie?

I don't know.
But a clown, it's ridiculous.

I was thinking I should let
the police take a look
at Finn's school books.

There's still a chance that
something was worrying him
and he ran away.

If so, there may be
a clue there.

Before that,
you can help me move the bed.

Those removal men
didn't listen to
a word I said.

-And they got out alive?
-Come on, I'll show you.

No. You're not there.

(LAUGHING)

Rani, you've got a visitor.

Thought you might
need a hand unpacking.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

My dad says
journalists are scum.

They're like crows
picking at roadkill.

Well, I guess he only
buys a newspaper
to look at the pictures then.

(LAUGHS)

Oh, come on, Steve.
Sarah Jane is trying
to help find Finney.

-I don't know anything.
-Well, had he been acting
strangely recently?

-No, not that I saw.
-What about clowns?

Did he ever say
anything about clowns?

(LAUGHING) No.

Hang on.

There was this clown
handing out
tickets by the station.

(LAUGHING)

Oi, take a hike, Krusty.

So, Tony Warner,
the boy that went missing
in the park,

-he took a ticket, as well?
-Yeah.

But they were just
tickets from a clown.

-It doesn't mean anything,
does it?
-What were the tickets for?

Just a minute.
I'd forgotten all about this.

My mum picked it up
for me at the shops.

SARAH JANE: Spellman's Magical
Museum of the Circus.

Like I'd want to go.

It was in the kitchen, Luke.
It's getting closer to me.

Don't worry, it's gone now.

There's more. Look at this.

Dad's taking Finney's books
to the police.

They're looking for clues,

but I don't think
they'll be looking
for size 20 footprints.

If they do
take this seriously,

there might not be
anything they can do.

You see, this isn't natural.
None of it.
It's supernatural!

-I doubt it's supernatural.
-You've got
such a closed mind!

The supernatural
is only science
we don't know yet,

-like life on other planets.
-That's different.

I've got to do something,
Luke. Look at those pictures.

Finney was seeing the
clown the same as I am.

"Spellman's Magical Museum
of the Circus"?

People were handing these out
by the Tube.

I think you
should talk to my mum.

But I can't talk to anyone,
Luke.
Don't you get it?

You haven't seen the clown.

I think only kids
that get one of these
can see it.

-And then they disappear!
-Clyde saw it.

-Then he must have a ticket.
-Believe me, Mum
understands things like this.

Oh, Luke,
whatever's going on here,

no one understands
things like this.

But this ticket,
it's got to be a clue.
Are you coming?

CLYDE: Welcome to
the Circus of Horrors.

You know, Clyde, occasionally,
your sense of humour

really leaves
something to be desired.

Who said I was joking?

Are you all right?

Clowns make my skin crawl.

Come on.

(LAUGHING)

Like, museums don't
normally creep me out,

all those stuffed animals,

old bones and mummies,

but this place doesn't just
take the biscuit,

this place gets
the whole Christmas tin.

SPELLMAN: Welcome, welcome

to Spellman's Magical Museum
of the Circus

and the story of the most
wondrous family
entertainment in the world.

From the tumblers and jugglers
of Ancient Rome

to the father of
the modern circus.

Believe it or not,

a sergeant-major
in the 15th Light Dragoons.

Mr Spellman, I presume.

Elijah Spellman
at your service.

My name is Sarah Jane Smith.
I'm a journalist.

This is my friend, Clyde.

-We're here to talk
to you about clowns.
-Ah.

The princes of
the sawdust ring!

This way, please.

Mankind has
always needed someone
to make them laugh,

slave or king.

Can you do me a favour
and drop a note
to my Head Teacher?

The Pharaohs had fools,
so did the Native Americans.

We had harlequins.

And in the Middle Ages,
the jester.

It's not
the clown's showbiz history
that I'm interested in

as their reputation
for scaring people.

The fear of the painted smile.

It's not as simple as that,
Mr Spellman.

They used to paint clowns
on the walls
of children's wards,

but, when they were asked,
every child said
the pictures scared them.

Children sense things.

I know.

-Come on!
-I really don't think
we should be doing this.

Okay. We won't.
I'll go in on my own.

Sarah Jane, look at this.

These are the same colours
as the clown I saw.

-Red, yellow and blue.
-This isn't a clown.

This is the Pied Piper.

The story goes
he rid Hamelin
of its plague of rats,

then when the town
refused to pay him,

he came back and
took all their children.

The oldest and
most accurate picture
of the Pied Piper.

The colours of
his costume signify

he was
a travelling entertainer,
but I'm afraid,

(WHISPERS) even clowns have
their dark days.

And that's exactly
the sort of clown I'm
interested in, Mr Spellman.

One that makes
children disappear.

But the Pied Piper
was a fairy tale.

Myths, legends, fairy tales.
Every story has
its inspiration, Clyde.

(RATTLING)

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

-Mr Spellman?
-Where did...
Where did he go?

I don't know.

But something tells me
we should get out
of here, too quickly. Come on!

-Luke!
-Mum!

-What are you doing here?
-What are we doing here?

-What are you doing here?
-You told me to stay with her.

Am I missing something?

-Yeah, and keep her
out of the action.
-What action?

(SCREAMING)

-What's happening?
-RANI: They're moving!

LUKE: Something's animating
the clowns.

SARAH JANE:
Look out, all of you.

-They're alive!
-Run!

-What happened to Spellman?
-He's controlling them.

I think they're like puppets,
probably under some
sort of telekinetic control.

Walking puppets?

-Telekinetic control?
-He's controlling
them with his mind.

-I know what it means, Luke.
Who's Spellman?
-Probably an alien.

Stand back.

-What was that?
-Sonic lipstick.

Never leave home without it.

I've seized up their joints.

Should hold them up
while we get out of here.

Aliens.

-Luke said aliens.
-Actually, he said alien.

And it will
still be around here
somewhere. Come on.

There's no time
for explanations.

She's right.
And from what I've seen,

one alien can be
as much trouble
as a whole invasion.

Come on.

-He's sealed the doors.
-Telekinesis.

The same way he animated
the clown mannequins.

Whatever we're
dealing with here,
it's extremely powerful.

-What did I tell you?
-And it's got us trapped!

-No, Rani.
It just thinks it has.
-Oh, no, Miss Smith.

-I'm convinced of it.
-Are you really an alien?

Stay back, Rani.
Leave this to me.
Who are you?

-And what do you want?
-Who am I?

I am the Pied Piper,

who conjured away
a whole town's infants

and has chilled
the hearts of parents

for more than seven centuries.

And now I am
Odd Bob the Clown,

who snatches
children in the heartbeat
their mother's back is turned.

I am the thing that lives
in the darkest corners.

I am all these
things and more.

I am all that
you fear the most.

And you are mine to feed on!

Mum, I think you have
to tell her everything.

I want to know the truth.

This is a Vorgatt
defence field emitter.

Morning.

I'm going to find
out what you are,
Odd Bob.

We're only scared of
what we don't understand.

I will chill
the blood of a nation.

And millions will shudder,

sleepless with
a bone-gnawing fear.

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

-Help!
-No!