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SARAH JANE: I've always loved
the night sky.

As a child, I would lie in bed
gazing out of my window

and fall asleep
counting the stars,

then dream about
what might be out there.

But I never dreamt
that one day I would find out.

How could I
possibly have imagined
everything that I would see,

everything that we would see?

(CHUCKLING) The Bane,
Slitheen,
the Gorgon, the Trickster.

When I moved
into Bannerman Road,

I thought creatures like that
were just stories.

It's amazing, Sarah Jane.

And there's still so
much more to discover.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

All right, we'll be coming up
on Rigel Beta-Five in...

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

30 seconds.

I know this is a...
I know this is
a radio telescope, Lucy,

but that's not really
the sort of thing
we tune into here.

Sorry, Dad.

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

-And this is our
kind of show, hmm!
-LUCY: It's beautiful.

And your mother wants you
to go into chemistry!

Do you see sights like that
down the end of a microscope?
No.

You tell her for me next
time you see her,
your veins run with starlight.

You're going to
be an astronomer.

She says
chemistry is hands-on.

-Mmm.
-Astronomy's just I-Spy.

Well, chemists
smell of formaldehyde.

Astronomy is science
gone rock 'n' roll.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

Well, something's definitely
got all shook up on
Rigel Beta-Five.

I've never seen anything
like this before.

Cyclic wave pattern.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

It's intelligent.

(WHOOSHING)

(BUZZING)

(LUCY GASPING)

Amazing.

(BUZZING CONTINUES)

Lucy, stay here!

(WOLF HOWLING)

Dad, wait for me!

Dad?

Dad, where are you?

(WHOOSHING)

(SCREAMING)

-I think it's come.
-What if it's a "no"?

It's "no" and nothing
has changed, has it?

Maria,
this new London office...

A job like that
could change our lives.

More than they have already?

I mean,
Xyloks being turned to stone,
alternate realities?

Anything else is just money.

Ah,
you know what, you're right.

How much of
a shocker can this be?

(ALAN SIGHING)

(EXPLOSIONS ON VIDEO GAME)

-You're done for, Boney!
-Non, Monsieur le duc.

I've divided your forces.
You're outnumbered.

You don't stand a chance.

That's the problem
with you, Bonaparte.

All mouth and short trousers.

(EXPLOSIONS ON VIDEO GAME)

SARAH JANE: What's going on?

It's our history project
for the weekend.

On Monday, Clyde and I have
to demonstrate

the battle
strategies of Bonaparte
and Wellington at Waterloo.

I wanted to do
the Battle of Hoth,

but Mrs Pittman
reckons that Star Wars

isn't historically accurate,
or something like that.

Oh, I see. Well, I'm sorry,
but I need to
speak to Mr Smith.

MR SMITH:
Of course, Sarah Jane.
What can I do for you?

There's a news report
about a village
called Goblin's Copse.

Apparently, last night,
people saw strange lights
in the sky.

Did you detect any
spacecraft activity?

MR SMITH: No. Lights in
the sky can, of course,

have many
explanations other than
an extraterrestrial nature.

An alien computer debunking
flying saucers?
Now I've heard everything.

If every aerial phenomenon
reported as a UFO

was,
in fact, an alien spacecraft,

I assure you,
Earth would be at the centre
of a solar gridlock

backing up to
the outer rings of Saturn.

It could be my imagination,
Mr Smith,
but since your reboot,

have you acquired
a sense of humour?

(MR SMITH BEEPING)

I will run
a diagnostics
check immediately.

(CHUCKLES)

-This is incredible!
-I know, but...

I said it would
change our lives,
but this'd be so much more.

Dad, it's fantastic.

-Are you sure?
-What are you asking me for?

Because this isn't just
a job offer, Maria,

this can't just be up to me.

This decision involves you.
Even your mum.

And Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde.

All of it will be over.

I thought Mr Smith said
there was no alien connection

to the lights last night.

He did.
But the Tycho
Project radio telescope

is based at Goblin's Copse.

Mr Smith is bright,
but he doesn't have

-a journalist's
nose for a story.
-What's going on?

Strange lights in the sky,
a creepy-sounding village

-and a radio telescope.
-Fancy a ride
into the country?

I'd better catch
it while I can.

SARAH JANE:
The Tycho Project is

a network of radio telescopes
around the world

searching for friendly life
in outer space.

This one was converted from
a Cold War listening station.

CLYDE: Impressive.

So instead of listening to the
Russians, it's
listening out for aliens.

CLYDE: How come
they never spotted any

when we've got aliens bent on
invasion coming
out of our ears?

Space is a big place, Clyde.

All the radio telescopes
couldn't monitor all of it.

You mean, they're always
looking the wrong way?

And let's face it,
most aliens
don't want to be seen.

Until they're
ready to jump us.

Why do I get the feeling
they're about to do it again?

Come on.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(DOOR OPENING)

SARAH JANE: Hello?

Is there anyone here?

MARIA: Hello?

-It's like the Mary Celeste.
-Everything's operational.

But no sign of life.

Tea break?

It's stone cold.

It's as if something happened
out of the blue.

They left suddenly.

-Just dropped
everything and went.
-Lottery win.

Just trying to be positive.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

LUKE: According to
the data records,

the antenna was in place
to observe

Rigel Beta-Five
last night at 22:08.

But there seems to have
been a burst of interference.

SARAH JANE:
Around 10:00.

That's when villagers said
they saw lights in the sky.

So the people of
Rigel Beta-Five

don't like telescopes
being pointed at them.

They come down to sort it.

Like popping
a paparazzi on the nose.

Clyde, it just wouldn't be
the same without you.

Well, it's a good thing
I'm not going anywhere.

(LUCY PANTING)

Something in the woods!

There's
something in the woods!

(LUCY GASPING)

CLYDE: Here.
Drink some of this.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Have you seen my dad?

No. The place was empty
when we got here.

My name is Sarah Jane Smith.
I'm a journalist.

-Who are you?
-Lucy.

My dad is
Professor Nicholas Skinner.

He runs the observatory.

Last night, there
were lights in the sky
circling the telescope.

We went after
them into the woods,
but I lost him and...

Something in the woods!
It chased me!

I fell, hit my head.

Dad! Maybe it's got him!

Calm down. It's all right.

What did you see in the woods?

I couldn't see it.
It's like it was
there and it wasn't.

-Like it was invisible?
-It's got my dad!
It must have!

Look, don't worry, okay?
We'll go and find him.

It'll be all right. Come on.

Just a minute.
No one is going
into those woods

until I know what
we're dealing with.

I think Clyde
wants to impress Lucy.

Actually, her old man
might be hurt out there.

All right, Clyde.
You have a look around
the observatory buildings,

-but don't go into the woods.
-Received and understood.

Lucy's dad isn't here.

Then he's probably out
there somewhere.

Mum said we shouldn't
go into the woods.

CLYDE: Ah, she meant
all the way in.

We'll just have to
nose round the edges,
that's all.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(HUMMING)

Lucy's sleeping.

Exhausted, I expect.

Should we ring
the police about her dad?

I'd like to think
the police could handle this.

My instincts tell me it isn't.

They also tell me there's
something you want to tell me.

My dad's been
offered a new job.

In America.

America?

Yeah, he applied for
this place in London.
Then, out of the blue,

they offered him
a job at the head office
in Washington.

Well, that's excellent news.

(SIGHING) Yeah, I suppose.

But how can I
leave all this behind?

-Everything I've seen?
-Nothing stays
the same forever.

If there's anything I've
learned in my life,
it's that.

People always move on.

Why are you being like this?
I don't want to leave you.

-All the same, you must.
-Please don't. I'm sorry.

There's no need
to be sorry, Maria.

I'm sure you'll have
a wonderful life in America.

(SIGHING) America?

You've only just
finished decorating.

-It's the job
of a lifetime, Chrissie.
-Are you going to take it?

It's not just about
what I want to do.

Does Maria want to go?

Maria didn't think
a job could change
our lives

any more than
they've been changed already.

But she wasn't expecting this.
Neither was I.

Didn't think anything
could surprise me now.

You never know what's
round the corner, Alan.

If we go, Maria has a lot more
to give up than I do.

And my little girl will be on
the other side of the world.

I hate woods.

The city is civilisation.
This is The Land
That Time Forgot.

So, why didn't we just
stay on the edge
like you said?

(CRACKLING)

CLYDE: What was that?

Maybe it's Professor Skinner.

I can feel the hair on
the back of my
neck standing on end.

That's strange.

So can I.

No, Luke, that's not strange.

That's 100% creeped out
to the max.

Or the result of
an electrostatic field.

There's something here, Clyde.
Right here.

Where?

(LOUD THUD)

There.

-(LOW) Maybe it can't see us.
-No, Clyde.
I think he sees us.

CLYDE:
So, why isn't it
coming after us?

LUKE:
I think it's studying us.

(MACHINE BEEPING)

(GUN COCKING)

Run!

(BOTH PANTING)

(ALIEN GRUNTING)

(BEEPING)

Come on!

This is wrong.
We didn't come this way.

We follow that.
It's bound to
lead to the road.

Come on.

(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)

(CLYDE GROANING)

CLYDE: What was that?

I can feel the hair on
the back of my neck again.

There's something
here that's cloaked.

(LUCY SIGHING)

-What happened?
Is my dad here?
-No, Lucy.

Clyde and Luke
have gone to find him.
I'm sure they'll be back soon.

-I have to find him!
-Lucy. Lucy!

(DOOR SLAMMING SHUT)

Lucy, please,
you have to listen to me.

Why? I don't even
know who you are.

Believe me,
I know about things like this.

Tell me about
the lights you saw.

They were
the size of footballs,

circling the dish.

Footballs?

So we're not talking
about spaceships then?

Don't be so sure,
the Vorkazian
hordes of Meta Vorka Six

travel in spacecraft
about the size
of a coffee cup.

But I believe what Lucy saw
last night were some
sort of drones.

Spaceships? You're talking
about spaceships? Here?

Come on,
in this day and age,

the idea of aliens
shouldn't be so
difficult to accept.

(DOOR OPENING)

Dad!

Dad, I was so worried.

NICHOLAS: Lucy,
I've been looking for you.

Something chased
me last night in the woods.

There's nothing in the woods.

SARAH JANE: Perhaps something
to do with the lights you saw,
Professor?

My name is Sarah Jane Smith.
This is my friend Maria.

What happened to
you last night?

This is a private
scientific facility.
Visitors are not welcome.

Miss Smith is a journalist.

I see. Well,
I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but there's no story here.

The lights were
ball lightning.

A rare but fascinating
meteorological phenomenon.

Not an invasion of
little green men.

Not this time.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

Goodbye.

(PHONE RINGING)

Oh. I see.

But there was
something in the woods.

Your imagination, Lucy.
That's all.

Now, if you'll excuse us,
I'd like to take
care of my daughter.

Yes, of course.
Come on, Maria.

(CAR LOCK BEEPS)

There's something wrong
here, Sarah Jane.

Yes. His body
language was all wrong.

He didn't look
like a worried father

who's been out
hunting for his
missing daughter.

In fact, he didn't act
like her father at all.

(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

It's Luke.

I made you a coffee, Dad.

Dad?

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

Hey, are you all right?

-Dad?
-(CHAIR CLATTERING)

I thought I told you two
to stay out of the woods!

I know, but did you
really think we would?

Of course not.

That's why I'm
angry with myself.

It's this way.

CLYDE: We thought
it was a force field at first.

But it isn't.
It's a perception
camouflage matrix.

I think it's what the
alien was using, too.

It's got a shape.

See?

It's sort of round.

Is it the alien's ship?

(HUMMING)

Let's see, shall we?

(SONIC LIPSTICK HUMMING)

(SONIC LIPSTICK FIRING)

(FORCE FIELD PULSING)

(WHISPERS) Oh, no.

It can't be.

-What is it?
-We have to get
out of here right now.

-Back to the car. Quickly.
-What is it, Sarah Jane?

This is too big for us.
We can't handle this.

I have to contact UNIT.

You've never wanted
to call in UNIT before.

You don't like the military.

That is a Sontaran space pod.

I've seen one twice before,

and I prayed that I
would never see another,
and never on Earth.

The Sontarans
are brutal killers.

If there are Sontarans here,
then we are in trouble.
Very big trouble.

They have one thing
on their minds - conquest.

ALIEN: Sontar-ha!

I am so off baked spuds.

Consider
yourselves prisoners of war!

Who are you?
What are you doing on Earth?

I am Commander Kaagh,
attached to
the 10th Sontaran Fleet.

(KAAGH LAUGHING)

Kaagh the Slayer,
soon to be Kaagh the Avenger!

Kaagh the Destroyer!

Sounds like
Kaagh-Who-Watches-Too-
Many-Conan DVDs to me.

Clyde, be quiet!

I take it you're responsible
for the lights last night?

Simple devices to
draw the primitives
out of the radio telescope.

You're my prisoners. Move!

Look! UNIT!

By the might of Sontar!

Resistance will be crushed.

(KAAGH YELLING)

(KAAGH FIRING GUN)

Do you know
where you're going?

As far away from
Kettle Head as I can get!

We have to go back
to the telescope.

Lucy is there. And her father,
whatever Kaagh
has done to him.

I don't get it.
What does an alien want
with a radio telescope anyway?

I don't know. Whatever Kaagh
is up to, we have to stop him.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

Professor Skinner?

Professor Skinner?

Whoa!

What is that?

Some sort of neural
control implant, I imagine.

I almost thought
the Sontarans used hypnosis
to control their drones.

What, is he dangerous?

Probably not as
long as we let him
get on with what he's doing.

(COMPUTER BUZZING)

Where's Lucy?

Maybe I can fix what Kaagh
has done to the Professor
and find out.

Put it down, female.

How do you know
Mum'll be here?

Lucy. She would have wanted
to be sure she was safe.

Besides, this is
right in the middle of
whatever Kaagh is up to.

She'd have come back here.
It's what I would do.

Trouble is, so would Kaagh.

I know. But where else
can we find out
what he's planning?

We have to find a way in there
without him seeing.

Like that.

The first law of
the battlefield,
think like your enemy.

You didn't escape me.

You saved me
the trouble of your escort.

What about my two friends?
They escaped.

KAAGH: Huh. Half-forms!

What trouble can they cause?

You should ask my teacher.

But you interest me, female.
You know my kind.

Oh, very well,
Commander Kaagh.

I met your people
a long time ago.

And some time off yet.

I can tell you that
the Sontaran Empire

is going to be around
for another 10,000 years.

Unfortunately, there will
still be no end to your war
with the Rutan Host.

But knowing Sontarans,
that's probably
the way you like it, isn't it?

You have encountered my kind
and survived.

You are indeed
an extraordinary female.

Flattery won't
get you anywhere.

But you could tell me what
you're doing on this planet,

and why Professor
Skinner is hacking
into the access codes

of satellites
in Earth's orbit.

That is what he's doing,
isn't it?

I'm the sole survivor of the
10th Sontaran Battle Fleet's

Earth Invasion Force.

You mean we already beat you?
(CHUCKLES)

Loser!

The Empire had a plan.

We infiltrated your
automotive technology

to introduce caesofine gas
into the atmosphere.

ATMOS! The Sontarans
were behind ATMOS!

The sky, it burned.

-We were tricked.
-How?

A man they called the Doctor.

Of course.

I bet that must
be quite annoying.

One man destroying
an entire battle fleet.

The Doctor's my friend, Kaagh,
so you'd better watch out.

No,
it is you who are in peril.

I should take you back to
Sontar to pay for his crimes.

For what he has done to me.

The Doctor did that to you?

I was being despatched to
Earth from the Battle Fleet

when he destroyed
the mother ship.

(ELECTRICITY SURGING)

I lost control of my craft.

It nearly burned
up as it crashed
through your atmosphere.

The G-forces nearly killed me,
but I survived. Sontar-ha!

(SPACESHIP CRASHING)

I was injured, alone,

my fellow warriors,
the entire battle
force destroyed.

(SCREAMING)

The lone survivor
of a shamed campaign

defeated by a single man
without so much as
a weapon in his hand.

But I'm a commander in
the Special Assault Squad,

trained to operate
behind enemy lines.

And as long as I have breath,
I am undefeated.

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

I moved my craft away
from human eyes
as I repaired it.

And I laid my plans

for the revenge of
the Sontaran Empire!

Here, I have all
the weaponry I need

to render your
miserable planet
a cinder floating in space.

By dropping
satellites out of the sky?

Hold on, satellites come
crashing down all the time.

We get it on the news,
but it's no big deal.

They drop into
the sea or they burn up.

We guide them
into the sea, Clyde.

I think Kaagh is planning
something much more dramatic.

My scans detect more than
3,000 satellites
orbiting your planet.

Your primitive, but deadly,
nuclear reactors on Earth

will make effective targets.

It'll trigger
a nuclear chain reaction
that'll wipe out all life.

And I shall return to Sontar
as the avenging hero.

My name shall be purged
of the shame of defeat,

it will echo through the Halls
of the Fallen and the Brave.

Sontar-ha!

And when does this happen?

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

KAAGH: When they're in the
primary position of alignment,

a signal from
the telescope antenna

will bounce across the
satellite network and
trigger their fall,

in 45 minutes.

(ALARM SOUNDING)

CLYDE: Forget it.
It's not going to happen.

We've seen off
all sorts of aliens.

No way is Earth going to go
down to the Baked Spud
from outer space!

Your defiance is good,
half-form.

We have to do something.

Our battle intelligence
on semi-developed
organisms is incomplete.

The countdown
will give me time
to expand it

with the experiments
I shall perform

on you.

Don't you lay a finger on him!
I won't let you.

Defiance will be eliminated!

14 minutes, Clyde.

(KAAGH YELLING)

Dad, you have to help us.

(GAS HISSING)

-(KAAGH YELLING)
-(SCREAMS)

Alan, what's going on?

(ALARM SOUNDING)

Intruders on my ship?

My dad's got a job in America.

Are you going with him?

I will crush you with
my bare hands, Bitesize!